Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! part 2
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I can't help but to notice you're not in your spot, Cash. I'm not in my spot because my spot is very uncomfortable. I don't want to sit there. Yeah, I would move. Mav! What are you doing? He's trying to light your hat. No! What? That scared me! I thought I smelled smoke. You were trying to light my hat on fire? You needed to get in your seat. Why would you light my hat on fire? That was a crack!

You could. Don't light me on fire ever again. I wouldn't light anyone on fire. Honestly, light me on fire for all I care. Lava girl. I had a crazy realization today, guys. What did you have? A realization? As y'all know, me and Kate are married. Harper is single. Maverick is in a dating relationship. Probably going to be a divorce.

You know what? I was thinking that... No, I'm kidding. Y'all are crazy. It's a joke. Listen. I'm about to be mean this whole episode. Y'all ready? Maverick, you know, he's got a... He's not married, but he's dating someone. He's got a sneaky link. And I was like... It's a serious prospect, okay? I was like, you know what's crazy? If we would have met the opposite people...

Don't even say that. No, it's true. Don't even say what you're about to say. Just stop talking. No, stop. You know how me and Kate have known each other since we were like 11? And we always talked? Yeah. And you two were the ones that always talked since y'all were 11? We met. No, I know. I know. The same time. I know. But if y'all were the ones that started talking instead of me and her...

You guys probably would have grown up and just married each other. Cash, we met the same time. And if I would have met Kinsey, I probably wouldn't meet him. Kinsey would have just started dating and we would have got married. Bro, I met Kate the same time as you. And we were both single. And you know what? I said, not interested. No, I'm telling you. No offense, Kate. No offense. What is wrong with me?

No, no, no. Nothing's wrong with you. You're great. What's wrong with me, Maverick? I'm just telling you. Y'all don't believe it, but it's true. You want me to tell you why I wouldn't date you? Yeah. Listen. Why would you not date me, Maverick? It's about to get bad. Wait, wait, wait. Back then or now? Now. We'll go now. Oh! Because back then it was kind of obvious that you were a child. Oh, it's about to get personal.

You were a child. I wasn't even looking for someone to date. You were a mature, older man. Yeah, yeah. You know why you weren't interested in Kate? Because you were dating someone. No, I wasn't. We met when we went on the cruise. Yes, you were. This guy doesn't know anything. Catch the cruise. We didn't know. No, but we met her. You were like old. Yeah, whatever. Okay, so what's wrong with me now? So go ahead. Offend her real quick. For starter, that fit ain't it.

Maverick literally looked at me when I first got it and said, I like that a lot. That looks really cozy. Yeah, that was a lot. It's a fine fit. It's a fine fit. Here's the thing. I like it's clean girl and nice. I like it. It's clean girl? Yes. What does it even mean? It's clean girl? Yes. You wouldn't know. What's clean girl? Is that dirty girl? Yeah. That's dirty girl. I do look like musty girl right now. I am so sunburned. I can't even move my legs.

Let's see. The reason I wouldn't date Kate. Okay, I'll be honest, Kate. I think you're great. Is it because your brother's married to her? That's reason number one. Actually, reason number two. No, I think you're great. You're just like, you know, you're a bit much for me. Why? Just for me, you're a bit much. What do you mean a bit much? In what way, though? Like, I just don't do well with rules.

Let me put it this way. You think I'm stupid. I think you're annoying. That's where the conflict lies. So either one of us is stupid or one of us is annoying. And sometimes it's me and sometimes it's you. Okay? And that's just... Yeah, it's both. Sometimes it's me, sometimes it's her. Sometimes there's a rule that I'm like, okay, this is dumb. I'm getting yelled at. So you wouldn't date Kate because she...

Has rules? No, no, no, no. For me, some of Kate's rules are based off of her emotions. And that's okay. That's how she feels. What? It's not based off logic. What? Some of your rules. What do you mean some of my rules? Like don't wear your dirty shoes that step off of the doors? No, no, no. So what rule? What rule? It's just some things she has that she's just, she likes things a certain way. Yeah. Like, let's say I wanted to hang a photo up in the house.

What photo are we talking about here? It could be anything that I want to hang up. It could be a problem. Like a naked photo of him. For instance, there's some art up here that you may see that I think is some good art. This piece right here in particular. I would say Kate does not like our art. Let me put it this way. If it was up to me and probably up to Cash, this right here would be above the fireplace, baby. Okay? Okay.

It's not above the fireplace. As you can see, it gets pushed up to the attic where we are right now. Because that's just, it's just, you know, there's just some things that it's like, you're like very like homemaker. I'm a like 30-year-old wrecker. Home destroyer. What? I don't think you know what home wrecker is. Yeah, I don't think you know what home wrecker is. You hang up niddles of yourself in a bathroom. No, I don't. Yes, he does. He does, he does.

a nude portrait in our bathroom. First off, bring me the portrait. No, no, no. Don't bring the portrait. No, no, no. That portrait is from the past. It's an old name. We're not doing that anymore. It's not even

anymore how to take it oh it's in the closet the portrait is inappropriate and i shouldn't have taken it okay i took a photo portrait no no seriously this is a children's show we're not showing that photo it's okay it's it's covered right it is but listen so i took a photo no don't bring that on here don't bring that on i i took a photo for cash hey can we bring it on please no we can't show that he's like

If you want to see it, go to Cash's Instagram, I guess. Don't do it. Listen, I took this photo...

In my underwear. And then I put like a black box over my underwear. To make it look like I'm naked. As a prank for Cash. Because he was gone and didn't care about me anymore. So I gave him a photo to remember me by. And I hung it up in his bedroom. That's it. And then somehow I ended up printing another one. Giving it to my grandma. Printing another one. Giving it to my granny. And these photos are just getting passed around now. Like...

Never mind. And so, yeah. And it was hung up in our bathroom, our guest bathroom downstairs. Which was funny. Me and Cash thought it was hilarious. Yes, but I had to take it down because we had, like... Guests. Well, and I just think it's not very, like, you know... I don't think we're necessarily...

Promoting Cheezus in the best way. Well, yeah, I don't know if I'd say we're living above or proof or whatever. Yeah, I mean, from someone that's staring at the photo right now, I'd say you're correct. I don't even want to look at it. Please stop. He's disturbing me. He's doing like 360s with it off camera. So, listen, my point is, is...

There's just some things that I think me and you disagree on fundamentally. Thank you. When it comes to what's okay and what's not. Yes, but do you not think that... Wait, wait, wait. Pause. Pause. Time out. She was the one that was saying that's inappropriate the whole time. And you were the one that had it up. And now you're saying it's inappropriate. So what did you disagree on? I changed my mind. I think it's inappropriate now. Yes, y'all agree. And then you're like, I think we disagree. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Because for most of our life, we disagreed on that. Okay, so back to the question. You said Kate has rules that are based off emotions, not off logic. Yes. That was my logic. As an example, what? Like, Kate will always tell us to be quiet. What? When we're not even being that loud. What? No. Mm-hmm. When y'all are talking, and y'all aren't talking, y'all are screaming, and I'm like laying, I'm like trying to take a nap or something, and I'm like, hey, can you guys like be a little bit more quiet? Yeah.

Yeah, that's a reasonable ask. But why are you napping in the middle of the day? The relationship's falling apart already. Because I can't. I don't have anything to do. You can't. That's why you're telling us to be quiet. No, I'm taking... I was tired. Maybe I woke up early and I was tired.

and i wanted to take a nap i should be i should be able to take a nap in my own house i don't take now i hardly take naps no i'm not saying you shouldn't be able to take a nap in your own house and i'm not saying we shouldn't be respectful of time and be quiet sometimes but most of the time it's not a nap it's my head hurts or something and so you want us to be yeah yeah that's valid this is this is a crazy combo you're pretty much saying you can't date kate because she takes naps no no that's just anything that's

based on the promotion. For instance, the other day, not backing up. Because I'm trying to be nice right now. I'm trying not to be mean on the podcast. Let's hear it. Like, for instance, the other day, you were like, Maverick, your shoes. Can you get them? And I was like, yeah, I'll bring them up. I left to go get food. I came back. I was gone like an hour and a half.

I had two pairs of shoes down there. They were picked up and set or thrown, however you want to put it, into my room, which is fine. I'm like, okay, cool. I feel bad that you grabbed them because I was like, oh, I wish I would have carried those out before I left. But then I walked down there and this girl got three pairs of her own shoes there. She got two pairs of his shoes.

And their shoes are fine there, but my shoes had to be... My shoes were ugly. Mmm, what you got against his shoes? And there's just a thing that Kate does where she calls things ugly and she doesn't want to look at it. Sometimes it's me. Y'all don't understand. Y'all don't understand. We have...

Freaking how many people are in our house right now? I feel like we have like 40 shoes in our freaking mudroom at all times. Yeah, but that's because you- I mean, it's called a mudroom. That's because you also have your shoes that you wear out. Then you have your outside, like, freaking- Oh, that's crazy, guys. Kate has two pairs of slippers. Yeah, she has her- Indoor slippers, outdoor slippers. And those are always right there. And then she has her regular shoes. And they look the same. They're the same type of slippers. So when she carries her outdoor slippers to the door wearing her indoor slippers-

When she gets to the door, she steps her outdoor slippers outside, steps out of her indoor slippers into her outdoor slippers. That's what I'm saying. And then when she comes back in, she does the same thing. She steps into her indoor slippers and picks up the outdoor slippers. So, like I'm saying, nothing's wrong with that. You're just, like, very particular about things that I am not particular about. But, Joshua,

like that either like cash cash does not have outdoor and indoor slippers cash never cared about anything like that no no no there's lots of times dating me no no no there's lots of times where you're like there's lots of times cash is saying he's on my side and he's like hey well um and you're like it's ugly i don't want to look at it and me and him just go okay we're not gonna complain she cleans the house she takes care of things we're not gonna complain we'll follow the rules we'll follow the rules

But, all right, Kate, why couldn't you date Mav? This is a long list. No, I'm going to be honest. I think that had Cash and I not just been the ones to start talking then, or maybe if our age gap wasn't as big as it was, because I think I met him when I was like 11, and you were probably like, what, 15? Something like that. Yeah. So obviously a 15-year-old's not going for an 11-year-old, but I think had I been 14 or 13, I could see myself...

See, at least she's realistic. Yeah, I think it could have... I think if the age difference was, like, different, it could have been a 50-50 shot. Oh, possibly. You're in denial. Married is crazy. You're in denial. In denial? I don't know. He's like, you love my wife. You're in denial. You and married my wife. What is wrong with you? I hate this conversation. You're like, this is weird, guys. Y'all are weird. All I'm saying is, is that...

It's weird. Everyone agrees this conversation is weird. You're making it weird. Is it not weird? No. Thank you. I'm going to say it's who you meet. If you would have met Kate and I would have met Kenzie, everybody would think that's normal. Sure. If I were to bring up the conversation, everybody would be like, this is a weird conversation. You can't deny there's a huge difference between Kate's personality and Kenzie's personality. I'd never date Kenzie. That's my point. If I wanted a Kate, I would have went out and found a Kate.

Yeah, but you can't just go find a Kate. You can't just go find a Kenzie. You're telling me I can't go find a white chick that dyes her hair, that loves to shop at Target, and goes to church on Sunday, and shops at Starbucks every single day? They're rare. You'd be surprised. I can go and I can find probably one in that exact same outfit at Target right now. She literally walked into Target the other day. She goes, I'm everywhere. She's like, it's just me. I literally did. I walked into Target, and there was probably five.

five other girls wearing the same thing as me. I was like, this is terrifying. They were all fake blondes. They all had their hair pulled back in the same gold clip that I was wearing. We were all wearing those like oversized t-shirts with like biker shorts and freaking like running shoes. I was like, which none of them bike or run. Like it was so true. Why do they all wear biker shorts and they don't even bike? I think Harper should say something because she hasn't said something the whole episode. Two things I've been wanting to say.

I've been wanting to say. Okay. So just do. No. Yes. By the way, I appreciate your patience and non-interrupting. Yeah, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was admittable. You guys know that was a wait, that was admirable. Still not the correct. That was admirable. Nope. Nope. That's not admirable. Guys. I want to put my hood on just because, um, I want people to think that I died in my hair and, um, guys, Harper died for hair. We can still see the red hair. Yeah. We can still see the hair. Let me fix it.

Oh, yep. Now it's all gone. Actually, you know, it's still coming out the bottom somehow. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. You know what you look like? What? Yoshi. That's pretty good. The second thing I wanted to say was, um, what if I was, what if I was still shy? Like, what if I still didn't like talk on this podcast? Like, what would y'all do? What if I was just like,

What do you mean shy? Like, still shy? If you didn't talk, we'd probably replace you. You know, like, episode one, you were, like, talking about, like, the bathroom. No, no. Like, how much you fart and stuff. Yeah, it wasn't like you started out shy. The first time I met y'all, I was, like, a little nervous, and y'all could tell, right? Like, right? Nervous? I was like, hi. Well, okay, I could tell you were kind of nervous just because, like. Yeah. But, like, what if I was still. Yeah, I bite. No, like, what if I was still, like, super, super scared, and I was like, hi.

Hi, like, and I wouldn't talk the rest. We probably wouldn't do a podcast with you. Probably wouldn't be talking much. It probably wouldn't be a very good podcast. We'd probably move you to, like, camera number one. So what was the second thing? That was it. Anyways, guys, I literally have been thinking about this fun game. What fun game? I'm excited.

Hand me the... Hand me it. Oh. No, no, no. That's later. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Later we'll play a fun game. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. What game you guys have planned? It's a different kind of game. What games you guys got planned? I have a good plan for a good game. All right. Well, I got a game. Let's play Kiss, Marry, Kill. We haven't played that in two... No! No! You guys...

He's not killing you. Oh, I get it. Or kissing you. That's not okay. Anyways, you guys liked it when we played Kiss, Marry, Kill. Yeah, they did. That's like our second biggest podcast. It's our third biggest podcast ever. So, I feel like we should play it again.

But what's the first biggest podcast? Uh... First kiss stories? The emotional... Wait. No, the first biggest one is our first episode ever. And the second and third, I think, are, like, tied. It's, like, the... Emotional one? Emotional one. What was that called? The one where I'm being cute. Mental health one. And Kiss, Marry, Kill. So, you guys, like, mental health and Kiss, Marry, Kill. Two very different things. Very unserious one. Yeah, so, Kiss, Marry, Kill. Who would like to start? Okay. Do you have a list?

Okay, who are you asking? I'm asking you, Mav. Oh, let's go. So, Kiss, Marry, Kill. Oh, no. JoJo Siwa. Okay. Lizzo. Oh. And Kate Baker. Wait, JoJo Siwa. That's a good list. I like that. Yeah, yeah. JoJo Siwa, Lizzo, and my wife. Yes, yes. I feel like my feelings are about to get hurt. Kate, you're getting killed. Sorry. There is no way.

I have to kill you. In honor of my brother, you're dead. Be actually so real. You will not kill Kate over Lizzo and JoJo Siwa. Who are you going to marry? You got to marry Lizzo. No, no, no. I'm marrying JoJo. JoJo's a lesbian. She's not going to agree to that. I can change JoJo. I don't think so. JoJo ain't met me. I think JoJo would be the reason. No, no, no.

I know Jojo would love it. I think Jojo's going to take one look at you and say, yep, I'm good. Matt is very cocky. You think you're just going to make her straight again? Like you're that good looking or something? I think Jojo wants me. I don't think Jojo wants anything to do with Matt Baker. Oh, I don't think Jojo's seen your face before. I wonder if Jojo's seen mine. Well, I was friends with her brother, so I...

I already know the family, so I just feel like... I already know the family. Be so authentic. You wouldn't kill Kate, would you? He wouldn't. Oh, Kate's dead. Maverick, in reality, Maverick wants... This is me. Okay, in this game. He just bazooka'd you. Bazooka? You got bazooka'd. You've just been bazooka'd. It would have been so much funnier if we... Can you give me an explosion for the short? It would have been so much funnier if we didn't laugh and we just embarrassed him. Nobody laughed.

Well, Harper, you weren't supposed to laugh. What? You just got bazooka twice. How are you going to get bazooka twice in one episode? Okay, do I get asked next? All right, sure. Wait, you didn't even finish. Who are you marrying? Who are you kissing? I'm kissing Lizzo. What the? You enjoy that a little too much. Marrying JoJo. Marrying JoJo.

What do you say? Uh, no mean Kinsey don't kiss. Yeah, you're gonna say, come here, Jojo. Oh, you, Jojo. Are you gonna do that on your wedding day? Yeah, I'll say, come here. Can you give me what the dream kiss on my forehead kiss? Hey, don't make fun of my wife. Dude, but like, actually, you wouldn't kill Kate, would you? What?

What else do I need to say? I don't think he could, honestly. Do you want a wife with Christian values? Do you want a wife with Christian values? Listen, I will change JoJo. Okay. Listen, this is a figurative game. Okay. What's yours? Okay, this is for you. It's a figurative game and you're supposed to tell the truth. Okay, okay, okay. Wait, so I have four here. Which ones should I do? Knock one off the list. Okay, um...

Who are these people? What? You don't know who the top one is? Nope. Okay, then don't do that one. Just don't do that one. Yeah. She doesn't even know who it is. Oh. Matt's going to be coming up with weird people. I'm just saying. Plus, we're going to throw them on the screen. Dude, I'm going to kiss all of them.

You're taking that one off? Yeah. Oh, she's so fine. I don't know who that is. You don't know who that was? It is a figure of speech. I would like you to know she took off the only good option. Well, not only good option. Lola Bunny. Lola Bunny is gone. Aw, man. Yeah. Lola Bunny? Yeah, she took off Lola Bunny. I totally did not want Lola. Okay, anyways. Moving on. What did he say? What did he say? Okay, so kiss, marry, kill, Cash. Yes. Your options are option one.

She-Hulk. Kiss. What the? Wait, who's She-Hulk? It's the girl version of Hulk. Yeah, but that's not a thing, is it? No, it is. She-Hulk. She-Hulk is real? Is she cute? Oh, yeah. She's a lawyer. Is it his Hulk with a little pink bow in her hair? No, she's kind of just like a jacked girl. She-Hulk is real. She-Hulk is a real person. The female version of Hulk. She has her own show. What? On Disney+. She-Hulk. This is true. Okay. You looking up a picture? Yeah. Show him so he gets the understanding.

What the? Oh. Yeah, you like She-Hulk, huh? You into those green Shrek type people. Okay. Yeah, that looks like straight up Shrek. Looks like Fiona. Shrek's on steroids. She-Hulk is one. Next, you have Kim Possible.

Good option. Honestly, solid option. Kim Possible. Third. Do you know who Kim Possible is? The girl with the black hair? Yeah, you're picking retro people, bro. What? Am I showing my age right now? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, last one is Miss Puff, SpongeBob's driving teacher. Oh, dude, me and Miss Puff would hit it off. Oh, you think? SpongeBob!

That was so good. Maybe Miss Puff would hit it off. Bro, I think Miss Puff would puff you away into her dust. She's going to huff and puff. Or you're going to kiss. Oh, so you're kissing Puff. I'm kissing Puff. You're kissing Puff? You got to kiss Puff. Bro, but then you have to kill She-Hulk or Kim Possible. Yeah, okay. I think I'll kill the Hulk, girl. I know you like those big girls. Come on.

Hello. How'd you know? You like those girls that can overpower you. Yeah, Kate's... How'd you know that, Matt? Look at Kate. Yeah, she's been going to the gym. How'd you know I just love shredded women? No, the funniest takeoff you've ever made is it's not even, like, funny, but, like, it's like when, like, you were eating your goldfish, and you're like, I like my whale.

And, like, he was like, there's, Kate was like, there's plenty of fish in the sea. And I'm like, yeah, but, like, some are whales. And then, and then, casually, hey, I like my whale. That is a funny TikTok. I love that TikTok. I don't even remember that one. It was a funny thing. It goes like this. It goes like this. You ready? You ready? It goes, ask, ask, tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Yeah. But, Kate, some of those fish are, like, other girl fish. And some of those fish are whales. Hey. Hey.

I like my whale. Oh.

You really didn't give a joke until we demonstrated? I don't remember that. You don't remember that video? No. It's a viral video. That's really awkward. Yeah, I'm killing She-Hulk, kissing Miss Puff, marrying Kim Possible. Wow. Ooh. It's true. I should have done all your exes. No kidding. I don't have any exes. Oh, wait. Let's play with yours. No, let's not. Oh, wait. That's a weird idea. No. Okay. I'm not playing the game. X number one. No, no, no. X number two. This is not happening. Or X number three. I plead the fifth.

I'm not answering this question. He chose X number three. No, I didn't. Okay. I don't have three X's. I do have three X's. Who's asking me? Who's asking me? Wait. Kate. I'm asking you. You're asking Harper. All right, Harper. Wait, no. Cash goes now. Yeah, cash should go now. I asked you. We've been going in order. Fine. Harper, you're last. Sorry, Harper. You last. All right. I'm last.

I'm going to name these, but I want to play a little different. You have to rank them before I tell you the next one. Rank them? So you got to say kiss, marry, or kill before I tell you the next one. So if I say, number one, you got to kiss, marry, or kill him before I rank the next one. Yo, yo. Okay, stop it. Stop it. You got to...

Yo, Chucky, chill. Chucky, chill. Yo, chill. Yo, give me this. Who gave you this? I got it out of my secret garden. That's the most terrifying thing I've seen in my life. She goes, and it hits the tube. I thought she was going to hit me. I was actually scared. Why'd you pop my chair? Look at your phone imprint.

You guys know how Maverick was like, Kate likes things very particular? Yeah. Oh, no. I forgot. I wasn't supposed to use those knives for anything other than letting Kate use them. No, sorry. Dude, are you guys, what the? I'm sorry. I was told to grab a knife. Who grabbed it? Me. Okay, no more knives allowed on set, please. Y'all see the particular? She has knives that I'm just not allowed to use. No more knives on set. Oh, God.

You're embarrassing. Darling, I'm sorry about that. No, I just don't get why y'all break all of my things. Why do all of my things got to be broke? Well, we can't break like the chair or the couch. It just costs a lot of money. Yeah. Yours was like $12 at Walmart. We can get you another one. But why stab my chair? Yeah. You literally stabbed my chair. It's okay. It's an inner tube, honey. There's plenty. Oh.

That look you just gave me makes me want to just hit you so hard. If I'm being honest. She got life insurance. I'm suing you. Anyways, like I was saying, here's your options, Kate. Okay. Number one, you got to name them before I give it to you, okay? So I got to, what do you mean rank them?

How does she not understand? How do you not understand? Do you mean rank them like, oh, I'm going to kiss him? Kiss, marry, kill. Do you understand the game? Okay, first of all, yeah. Do you know how the game is played? Yeah, okay. I'm caught up to speed now. Okay. Because we've only played it three times. I get it now. Okay, here we go. Option number one. Flynn Rider.

That's my husband. What did she say? Are you kiss, marry, or killing? I'm marrying. But you don't know the other options. No, there is no other options. There is no other options. I don't need to hear the rest. It's me and Flynn Rider for life. Okay. Next. Sheldon.

Oh, that feels wrong. From young Sheldon. Well, he's like 15. Oh, shoot. Young Sheldon is, but just Sheldon is older. Oh, Sheldon. Just Sheldon as a person. Young or old. Wait, isn't the young Sheldon definitely like 18 plus now? No, he's like 15 still. No way. Wow. I thought he was like old now. You should have gave her all children. Sheldon, hit me up if you want. That would have been funny. Young Sheldon, old Sheldon. Just Sheldon as a person. You can choose what era. Sheldon as a person. It could be his college era. It doesn't matter. Oh, gosh.

I can't. Fortunately, Sheldon's just not my type. Yeah, but are you going to kill him? Can I hear the third option? Nope. Okay, I'm going to...

He's going to give me like Shrek or something for the third option. What do you want to do? Shrek. Is it Shrek is my third option? We don't know what your third option is. Okay, I'm going to kiss Sheldon. I don't know who you're killing. You're locking that in? I mean, I'm not locking anything in. I'll change my answer after this. No, you have to lock it in. That's not fair. No one else had a play like this. Yeah, but we played wrong. Sorry. The third option was me.

Oh, no. Oh, you just killed your husband. I thought it was going to be someone I really wanted. Oh, my goodness. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. The drama. I'm so sorry. That was crazy. No, I definitely. I saved the best for last. We were supposed to save Mary. I definitely would have kissed you. Oh, yeah. You say that now. I would have kissed you. You should have played your game differently. I would have killed Sheldon. I would have killed Sheldon, kissed you, and married Flood for sure. Yeah, well, you. What the? What did you just say?

What is she saying? She said she's still married Flynn! Flynn Ryders is my husband. He's animated! No, that's my husband. It is a cartoon! You like cartoons? That's weirdo. Flynn Ryders? I like Flynn Ryders. That's it. Me and, you know what? Then I'd marry Cindy. My mother? No, Cinderella. Oh! Not your mother! Oh my goodness! What? Oh my, that freaked me out, bro. Wait, is your mother? Yes! Then I'm marrying your mother. What? That is crazy.

That is really bad. No, Cinderella. Okay, cool. That's great. I'm glad we covered that. Well, if we're marrying mothers, then... Okay, well... Tell me mine. I'm excited. Okay, Harper. Wait, did I get a point? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did. You asked me Shrek. Okay. Ready? No, I didn't ask you Shrek. Oh, well, She-Hulk's in pain. Do you want Harper to play that way, too? Yeah. Yeah, it builds tension. Yeah. Okay. First one. All right, first one. Kiss, marry, kill. Walker Scooble. Walker Scoober. Oh.

Scooboo? Scooboo. Scooboo. Scooboo? Scooboo? That's what it is. Scooboo? He's my age. I don't know. He has curly hair. All the girls obsess over him. He's personally not my type. All the girls obsess over him? Not my type. I'm going to have to say he seems like a nice guy, but I would have to... You tell me when. I don't know. Look, I'm Walker. I'm just walking. And you still got two more people you got to rank up with. I'm Walker. I'm just walking. What you going to do to me?

Don't do it. I'm walking. I'm just walking. Please don't see me. Now that you're impersonating him, kill. Kill Walker, screwball, or whatever. Okay, all right. Next one. It's crazy. It's Timothee Chalamet. Oh, kiss. Yeah, kiss. Kiss? That's crazy. Willy Wonka?

yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna be honest i don't even know who timothy salam salah who shall i mean i don't know who timothy salami is yes kiss tell me shall may okay shall shall may so kiss timothy this is who you're marrying who is harvard i'm devoting my life to this person or i'll divorce them for all their money let's see oh either or yes um maddox batsman yeah i

I mean, and yes, marry him for my whole life. And I'm being mysterious about this, so... No, you're not. She is not being mysterious about this at all. Yeah, be subtle. Do you even like him? I don't know, dude. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like... Dude, like, I don't... You said your type isn't the ones who all the girls have crush on. Yeah. Exactly. So, wait, what is your type? If it's none of the guys that girls like? If you... I want to... If you... Like...

Hawaiian soccer player. Oh why is that specific? Okay, like a country singer Yeah

I wonder who it could possibly be. An up-and-coming country singer who's about 14, not my age, which is embarrassing. I meant like blue eyes, like blonde. Like I meant like what's her type? No, she had a specific one in mind apparently. Brown eyes,

Brownish, reddish hair. Oh, you want a ginger too? No, no, no. Oh, wow. The ginger babies. No, no, no, no. They're going to think you're siblings. Do you think Maddox is ginger? I'm not saying that he's my type. I'm just asking if he is ginger. No, I'm just saying he has brown hair. How are you asking if you know you're ginger, right? Yes, I know I'm ginger. You would think you would know what one looks like. Hopefully Maddox likes... I'm just joking. I do not like Maddox. Yeah, we know. So I'm asking you what is your type. Yeah, yeah. You definitely don't like Maddox. We got it. Okay.

If I'm going to be honest, like, oh, my gosh. This is so embarrassing. This is your main character moment. Just say it. Okay. Your main character moment's taking a while. Okay. Fine. I'll say it. It was a simple question. It was just, like, I was supposed to be, like, curly hair or, like, something simple. Fine. I'll say it.

Okay, I don't... My type is good hygiene. Good hygiene? Now, that's respectable. I don't have that. But I've heard people like that. And I don't want my boyfriend to poop. Oh, you don't want that at all. See, that was one of my requirements for a boyfriend, too. Constipated significant others are great. That was one of my requirements for a girlfriend. No, so I...

He needs to like I don't know what just I have a certain type not long nails I'm pretty sure Look at his hands. Yeah, we know my hands. Okay. Okay. We know no, no, I don't like y'all and a very very very very like So embarrassing like a super like skinny person is is your type? Yes, like almost like

Sickly looking? Yeah. Oh, you grew out of that. What'd you say? I said you grew out of that being your type. That's like every 15-year-old girl's type. And then, no, and then like, and then like, um... I liked Cash when he looked sick. Yeah, either, either, either... I did, dude. And I like him a lot more now that he doesn't look sick. No, either blonde or brown hair, I don't really care. But, like, brown eyes, brown eyes, um...

Dude, I'm literally describing my past relationship. Oh, no. And...

Brown eyes. All right, that's enough. I think we'll leave it there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. We don't leave things here. No. You said brown eyes. We got it. Brown eyes, not long nails, good hygiene, and do not use the restroom. No, they have to shower morning and night. Morning and night. Oh, Cash does do that. I actually do. I would like to only shower when I feel like it, but Kate makes me shower. I make him shower all the time. She makes me shower at night, and I make me shower. That's like what I'm talking about, the particularness. He's showering like three times a day. Now I'm...

Do y'all eat in your bed? Yes. I try not to. No, I didn't say you try not to eat. Do you eat in your bed? Occasionally. Just like a magic guy. Only because Kate doesn't let me eat anywhere else. That's not true. But you wouldn't let me eat in the living room. It depends on what you're eating. Anything. If you have a bag of chips. I would prefer you not to eat on our nice couch.

light colored couch. Could I have a drink in there? Maybe a Capri Sun? Wait, what are we talking about? No, guys. I'm lost. What are we talking about? Eating and drinking in our house anywhere except over the sink. Think about your celebrity crush diarrhea-ing. Guys, we all have different conversations going right now. I want to play Rocket League. I know.

That was a crazy statement. Can we pick one? Okay, my topic. Harper's, please. Where is she going? Back when the dinosaurs were around, it got crazy. Y'all think you'd frick up a dinosaur? I think I'd start a revolution. Let me say it. Guys, think about... Podcast is so downhill at this moment. Guys, think about your celebrity... Tyrannosaurus Rex? No, a pterodactyl. A T-Rex?

No, please don't. His stuffing's falling out. You did that to yourself. Okay, celebrity crush. So think about your celebrity crush diarrhea in your pants. Okay, no, we're moving on. See, that quick. Isn't that disgusting? No, you just lost your talking privilege for five minutes. That's an it. He took your talking privilege away for five minutes. That's so gross. She said that's an it. Well, I don't think anyone ever plans for that, Harper. No, it's just like... Dude, I don't know why. I tell Kate when I have stomach issues and she's like, do not tell me about it. I get so mad. It's so gross, bro.

Why? It's natural human causes. She's so descriptive about it. Ew, I can't think about that. Mom, what's wrong? It's a humanly bodily function, okay? Okay? That's what I'm saying. Humanly bodily function. So why are long nails bad? Because that's a human bodily function. Because you have to clip them for good hygiene. Well...

What? Girls get extended ones. Yes, it's acceptable for girls. Does this give you an ick? You know, it kind of does when they're too long. When they're long, it's kind of icky. Wait, you don't like those? I'll be real. I don't think guys ever notice one time. Give a crap about nails. Not even the slightest. No, like, girls, the amount of time girls talk about nails...

And, like, I think that they think that, like, oh, this is going to look good. The amount of money we spend on nails, too, is crazy. I'm genuinely saying I don't think a guy has ever noticed a girl's nails. Let me put it this way. If I was dating, if Kenzie never, like, got her nails painted again...

I don't think I'd ever notice. Me either. And, like, you could get your nails done. You could redo them every single day. And I don't know if I would notice. Unless it was, like, a crazy color. And I was like, why the frick do you have orange on your hands? Sure. I probably spent, like, at least $1,200 on my nails. Yeah, but I think y'all do that for yourselves. I don't think you're really doing it for us. Oh, 100%. Dude, what? I mean, we just walked in. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That story flipped real quick. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean by that?

I obviously get my nails done for myself. Oh, you obviously do it for yourself? So that's why when you come back and you're like, you didn't notice my nails. Well, because I would like to notice. Because you were doing it for yourself when you almost have a breakdown because I didn't notice them.

Well, obviously I want you to notice them. So you're not doing it just for yourself? No, but like I would rather. So she feels good because she wants you to tell her. She's doing it for her. Yeah, but my point is you weren't doing it just for yourself because you really don't like it if I don't notice. Well, I mean, I would get my nails done if I was single too. Yes, but I'm saying if you're doing it just for yourself, like for instance, like what's something that you just do for yourself? Brush your teeth. Yeah, like brush your teeth. Like when you brush your teeth, you're not like, you didn't notice I brushed my teeth.

Because in reality, you're doing that just for yourself. Well, actually, you could do it for other people because Kate does tell me to go brush my teeth for herself. She does. I sure do do that. Or like change clothes, put on shoes. I don't know. Put on socks. Okay, maybe it's a little bit so that you'll notice my nails. But I honestly would. When I don't have my nails done, I'm sad. I'm like, oh, I look so nubby. I got little nubs. It's so sad to me. I'm like, argh.

I look like little boy hands. That's what I got. What the? And sometimes, you know, like, I'm like, if I just go stick my hand in some dirt, they'll really look like little boy hands. Do girls have hair on their knuckles like this? Do you guys? Let me see. Yes, yes, I do. Let me see the paws. Let me see the paws. Open them up. No. Wait, really? Let me see. No. Is it ginger color? No. Is it red? Is it red? Is it red? Oh, it's red. Oh, red.

Hey, why you're not gonna beat me? Is it okay? No. Yeah. Why is your hair? Your hair looks sick. Oh, no, she's clean. She's fine. Your hair looks so pale. No, no, no, my hair. Don't look at my hair. Don't look at my hair. Oh, no.

What if somebody saw my hands? Like, why y'all freaking out at your hands? Give me my hat back. Yeah, my hands. I'm not feeling good about my hands today. Especially that comment that you made. No, no. Literally, look. My hands are sickly. Your hands are sickly? Yes. No, your hands are, like, tiny. Ah! Do you have to use two hands to, like, drink a Coca-Cola? Is it good? Yeah.

Like a little bit. Two hands to use regular scissors? No, actually, my hands are abnormally big. No, they're not. You said that the other day, and your hands are not. Okay, I changed my mind.

I feel like I got some long fingers. Hey, if you guys were an emotion from the Inside Out movie, what emotion would you be? Stop it. If you guys, if this is one of y'all's recent first podcasts watching us, he asks that every episode. It feels like, don't. Guys, my hands are abnormally big. That was a form of bullying, and I don't stand for that. I don't stand for that either. Oh, no.

Kate, what do you stand for? Not a whole lot. I'm currently sitting right now. My hands do look a little pale compared to my sunburn. I do stand like when the ice cream truck is coming through the neighborhood. Oh, she'd be jumping for joy. Kate has made a fat joke about herself. That was crazy. That was not a fat joke. That was me saying I like the ice cream truck. Oh, that way that wasn't a fat joke? What did y'all make up? What's wrong with liking the ice cream truck?

No, but if you've been to an ice cream truck recently, it's kind of humbling when there's an ice cream truck going through a neighborhood and you just have to... I stress. I stress a lot. You just have to kind of stand there and hope that they come back. Because usually they make a lap around the neighborhood. Stand there? No, you got to run after it. Wait, what? Who stands there and hopes it comes back around? She's like, well, I guess I'll just hope it comes back. I'm like, what? You can't even run after the thing.

She's like, too slow. The thing goes one mile an hour through the neighborhood. How often do you stand there and it doesn't come back? Never mind. Then she walks back. She walks back. A wonderful day it is. What? Huh?

You said what? Apes together, strong. Apes together, strong. That's crazy. Every time there's an ice cream truck in my neighborhood or I've ever been around one and I want one, I follow the noise and I run. You slid out of that real fast. I follow the noise and I run. Never once have I thought an ice cream truck just stood outside and been like, oh, it comes this direction. In my neighborhood, they go back and there's no exit, so I know they're coming back.

Oh. Like, they have to drive back past me again to leave the neighborhood. So I don't have to run. I can just stand there. But then I'm like, are they going to know that I want ice cream? Or are they going to think I'm just a pedestrian because I'm so old? Like, you know, usually it's like a mall. Usually you would see someone like that, you know, looks like they're my age. What do you mean? Like.

A 19 year old girl can't get ice cream? No, it's just like, it feels awkward, especially like when you're the only one out there. I got scammed. I haven't, I got scammed by an ice cream truck actually. Scammed? Scammed. An ice cream truck scammed me so hard. I'm glad you're finally realizing the prices are outrageous. No, no. This man played me so hard. I was a child. I was, I was young in adolescence and, uh,

I heard the ice cream truck. And this was a time in my life where I did go running after the ice cream truck. Oh, no. My dad gave me some money. And I went and I picked out my ice cream. And I had like a dollar change. And he hands me my money. And he goes, oh, actually, I thought I was getting such a good deal. He was like, actually, instead of giving you this dollar back, I can give you two lollipops. I said, ah!

It gave me the lollipops. And then I was so proud of myself. I thought I negotiated something. That is crazy. You could probably upsell children really easily. What are you trying to say? I want y'all to know that it's a flex being with y'all. And I'm not even kidding. A flex? Yeah. It's a flex being with you. Thanks. So, guys, do you guys want to be in my streaks? Why did y'all just glaze each other so hard? It's a flex being with you. No, no. It's a flex being with you. It's called being nice, Cash. What? You should try it sometime. It's also called glazing. I'm just saying. Hey, Smiley.

Definitely not you. On the pod? Wait, I can't be sending that. Hold on. Oh, okay. Smile.

Can I actually send that to all my friends? Yeah, that's funny. I don't know. I probably look disgusting in it. No, you look really pretty, actually. Did you see me, Kate? Hello. That's crazy. You said she looks good. You do. No, you look great. What did you say? I don't even care. You look great. And now Matt will be my second half of the streak, so we can all be fine together. Oh, so everyone knows. No, no, no, no. So everybody will be friends together. With you?

No, no, no. So I don't have to hurt Mav. Oh, like leave Mav out? Yeah, I don't want to leave him out. You could just send him to the next streak. You don't send me streaks. You just get mad when our streak is about to die. Dude, it better not die soon.

Dude, I'm not about to pay that 99 cents. Oh my gosh. Oh God. Oh my goodness. There's so many streets. How many streets do you have? A lot. A lot. So many. Oh, I didn't even know I had a hundred day streak with this guy. How did you not know? Accidentally. Oh, I've accidentally been texting this guy for 100 days. Wow. You guys, I'm sorry, guys. I just forgot to answer these and Snapchat streaks are so crazy because what's it called? Um,

Like, you have to keep up with them. And it's really hard to keep up with them sometimes. Guys, do you think there's any other podcast that, like... Is as good as ours? Absolutely not! That's why you should subscribe. Oh, also... Because we're the funniest podcast on Earth. Hey, guys. I know I said this, like, a couple episodes ago, but...

You guys should go follow us on Spotify, LOL Podcast on Spotify, because we're trying to hit number one on Spotify. So go follow us on there. And then also, you should watch an episode, and then it lets you rate us. And then you should five-star rate us on Spotify, and maybe answer our polls that we have on there. Also, you should follow me. Big promo. No, I just got the clue. Follow my new TikTok, Mavin Kinsey.

Follow that one. Yeah, y'all should go follow it because no one's... It's the top link in the bio. Because if they hit him, they're going to get married. Guys, you know what's kind of weird? Y'all should go follow them because nobody's following them right now. You know how we did merch? You know how we did merch a couple months ago? Yeah. Anybody buy that? Yeah. I got two sweaters. Oh, yeah. What? That was actually one of the funniest things you've ever said. How come nobody's following you on that Mav and Kenzie account? Can you imagine? I...

How many followers you got? Oh, 4.8 million. Yeah, you know how many I got? And on my secret account? You know how many I got? You know how many I got on my secret account? Yeah. In one day? 77K. All right. You know how many I got? Your secret account? What's your secret account? I have 13 million on one. Whoa. What happened to glazing each other? Why y'all be mean now? I have another 6 million on another that we switched to the LOL podcast account. Yeah, I went from glazing to hating. Okay.

first of all I got actually so far down I can't even see where you're at I'm like where is she down there and then I'm looking down on Maverick because I'm at 17 million I'm like where's he at and I'm way down there like

Do you ever wish you had more followers or do you like where you are? I have more than all y'all put together. That's not true. I'm honestly happy. How many you got? 4.8 million. Okay, I have 13 million. That puts us at, I have 13.2. I've been on TikTok for a year now. 17. We're at 17 million? 17.8. How many you got? Let me see. We have how much? 17.8. He has 17.8? No, you guys have 17.8. Oh, we have 17.8.

Wait, we got to add you in. How many you got? Wait, you didn't. How much is your other account? No, we're not adding other accounts. 77K. That's it? Yeah. Total? Okay, you were just flexing it. You got that one day. It's been more than one day. No. Wait, how many are you at, Kate? I'm at 2 million, 2.4. Sweet. So with all y'all together, you're one mil above me.

Well, you know, it's funny. You know, it's funny. I feel like I barely contributed to that. It's two million people. That's a lot. It's honestly kind of cute.

Yeah. You can never. It's fine. Maybe I'll start. Maybe one day I'll get as many followers as you want. All right. New petition. Unfollow Cash and follow us. What the? Actually, guys. Actually, it would mean a lot if you'll follow me. Harper, I think everyone here already follows you, honey. Harper, I wish we had more time to film. I like how we always. We could do a Madden Harper account and blow him out of the water. Exactly. And I could literally, literally get famous.

I like how we always ask our viewers to follow us like they're not already watching. Yeah, you better subscribe. This is a better way to phrase it. Go tell your friends to go follow us on Spotify so we can be number one. Actually, go grab your mom's phone and your dad's phone and your grandma's phone and maybe even your lizard's phone. Sure. And go follow us on Spotify. LOL podcast. But guys, I just want to ask y'all like,

literally why um so unless you have to actually like log into youtube what's the point of not subscribing to me um in the lo podcast wow we all sound so thirsty i don't want to talk about this anymore i don't either i mean i want to be so grateful actually grateful i am very grateful so grateful i'd love to do a live show but we can't you know i think we could do a live show no we can't matt thinks no one's gonna show i don't think anyone's gonna show up we have one

- Five seven, 1 million point five seven followers. - Guys, would y'all, like, be so for real. Comment, everybody comment down below, and I want you to comment this. If we had a show in Dallas, Texas, do you legitimately think you could make it? Everybody comment down below. You can say yes, or I wish I could, but I can't. Like, I don't live in Dallas. But if you think you actually could, say yes, I would come to the show. And if you can, you can just say like-- - How about just comment if you live in Dallas?

No. You just say, yes, I wish I could come to the show, or I wish I could, or just be like, yes, I actually would. Everybody comment down below. Because we also are somewhere between like, well, we have a lot of people that love to watch the podcast, but do you guys love watching it enough to come see it in person? Or would you drive down like two hours to come see us? I know. I want to do a live show so bad. I would never pay to watch us, so I just think nobody would. Guys, no, no, no. Like, if we did a live show, I would do something so...

so outrageous. I would do a free live show if possible. Oh, that would be fun. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We got to keep these lights running somehow. It wouldn't just be like a one, like everyone up here talking, like they're probably... No, but we've done shows where we've made the tickets the bare minimum price just to like pay for the venue and stuff. Yeah, we've done... I'd do that. We've done shows that are like...

40 bucks a ticket no no well we've been meeting we said we're five yeah you sure did well we tried to do it free but then the place we love meeting you guys some people charge like 400 bucks for a ticket we need a free meet and greet and then we try to do a second free meet and greet but then they were like you have to have a venue and security and like this stuff to make it legal or whatever uh so then we had to pay for a bunch of stuff and then we only had to charge five dollars a ticket and we just asked for five dollars we said if y'all can't afford it yeah we were like it's five dollars like the

Like if you don't have $5, don't worry about it. And then midway through the meet and greet, I'm like, where did Cash go? Where is he at?

Y'all don't know. Cash is a really nice kid. He seems really mean sometimes. Oh, this is about to be so sarcastic. No, no, no. You always seem... You come off as the villain on the podcast. You sure do. No, he was just saying that because I'm confused. When do I come off as the villain? Besides the one time I made one joke. No, you've come off as the villain a lot. Like, you're actually probably the most hated host. What the... I'm the most hated host. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Am I the most hated host, guys? Listen, Cash just loves to do...

guys yeah on spotify i'm the most hated but guys on youtube on youtube am i the most hated comment down below listen you drive the podcast though okay so you're good oh okay you're the driver some people get mad at the driver they don't like how he drives but he gets this where we need to go okay okay honestly i don't contribute do i no get off all right but like think about it we're glad you nominated yourself think about it if y'all if

I'll take your cut. Just leave. I'm kidding. At the time we created the podcast, y'all were popping, right? Were y'all pretty relevant? When we created the pod? I'd like to think I've been relevant for a while. I've only been doing this six years. Do y'all think this podcast would have gone crazy without me? No. I don't think it would have been as big as Quick Me.

I think that you really helped get it going. Really? I don't know. The podcast did so bad for the first month or two. Yeah, I don't know. And then just out of nowhere, it took off. Yeah, that's what confuses me. It's like, I feel like... The clips used to be really good. The first month or two, I don't know how long. We just hit that algo. We never did good. And then for some reason, all of our YouTube shorts took off. I mean, you do now a little more, but especially at the time, you didn't have followers on YouTube. A lot. Yeah, not a lot. And we had some following on YouTube.

But I don't feel like much of the audience is. Two million? I don't know. I don't feel like much of our, I feel like the first like month was our cross promoting on everything, but we were only at 10,000 subscribers. Yeah. Remember the first month we were watching it here?

Yeah, and we were all like so hard on your on your tick tock We were pushing it on our tick tocks and just nobody was watching but then all of a sudden youtube shorts just blew No, you know what? I think thank you guys for that. Yeah, shout out. Yeah, this is you guys Shout out my mom and jesus. No guys, I think what really helped also was posting on tiktok Which cash never sends me the shorts anymore

If you want the shorts, just hit me up. I'll send you all of them. Actually, I will. Because literally, I love... They used to go get a million likes. I didn't know if you liked posting them, so I just didn't send it to you. I love posting the shorts. But I used to actually do my makeup for the podcast, and now I just come back from school, and I'm like, hey. Yeah, me too.

Wait, what were you saying about Matt, about Cash though? Oh, so Cash always seems like the villain, this bad man, big bad boogeyman. Because he makes jokes and he's very sarcastic and he just kind of roasts people and he just kind of hurts people's feelings a lot on the show. What the? I'm so confused. And you guys feel like that's what he does all the time. This is not how I viewed myself. But from his portrait,

or his perspective. My POV. From his little POV, he's making comedy, making jokes because it's a comedy podcast. After the podcast, he's all love. So we're at this, we're at this meet and greet and like I said, we were doing this meet and greet for free

for you guys. I worked it. And it was a $5. I was an employee. She was. We paid her as an employee. And I was going to get employed. You guys, this meet and greet was like five years ago and Kate was like 13. One of our first ones. There was only like what? 300 people? 400 people? We paid all of our friends and everybody we knew in Dallas. Yeah. We paid Alex. We paid everyone to come. We paid them to just come take pictures for all the fans. Like you would give their phone to Kate and then Kate would take our pictures. So sometimes I like...

I like, there was like one time I got tagged, like, cause I think this like literally is still up on one of their Instagram highlights, but like they did like a, like a whole like 360 of the venue. And like, you can see me standing there and I had like my black hair before I started dying my hair blonde. And I'm like, wow, it was very, very dark Brown. Okay. Um, so I'll try again. So we're, we're, so,

Cash always comes off as the villain. And we're at this venue, and it's like 300 or 400 people. And we're trying to make this thing free. So we just ask people to pay $5 if possible to cover the cost. And these people are going through the line. All of a sudden, I look to my right. Me and Cash have been taking photos together with people. And he's gone. And I'm like, where did he go? So this person comes up, and I'm talking to him for a few minutes. He comes back. He ran across the street to buy shoes for a fan because she didn't have shoes. Okay. Okay.

You ran across the street? Yeah, mid-shoot. He goes, I don't care that all these people are here. Not to be mean to them. Not to be mean to them. But you were like, this is more important. So you ran over there and bought them shoes in the middle of the meet and greet. Or you sent someone to buy them shoes or something. What can I say? I'm a saint. And I was like...

I mean, first off, I didn't even notice that. People are coming through. They get 20 seconds pretty much. It's like, hey, nice to meet you. Here, let's get a photo. And then we get the photo and we got to go to the next person because we have 400 people to meet. Yeah, it was a long meet and greet. Yeah, it was like four or five hours standing on our feet taking photos. That was a long one. Dude, I love that. My face from smiling, I was like... My muscles in my face hurt. That was a long one. So I was definitely not noticing people's shoes. But you apparently look at people's feet a lot. And you saw like...

That this person didn't have shoes so you ran away. What did he say? And that was really sweet. I'm liking the glazing map. I really like it, honestly. I appreciate it. Moral of the story. Who else wants to glaze me? Kate, what do you got to say? I got to say that you're kind of annoying. But moral of the story is everything is not as it seems. Everything is not as it seems. Wait, wait, wait. Please tell me you know that song. No, I don't. No way. What is it? Wait, wait. Sing it, Kate.

Everything is not as it seems when you get what you want in your wildest dreams. Wait, no, no. You actually don't know that song? No, I don't. Have you ever heard of Wizardly or Waverly Place? Yes. Yeah, that's a theme song. Guys, every time we talk about a live show, it makes me so sad because I want to do one so bad. All right. You know what, guys? Add down below right now if you would actually show up to a live show. We would do it in the same.

Yeah. We're going to read the comments. I promise. We're going to read the comments. Everyone comment down below right now if you'd actually come to a live show. But we do got it in the episode. So peace out, bro. Chug up.