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My brother, his like two best friends were on a cruise a couple years ago and like right outside their door at night they hear like this crazy commotion and they go out and there's all these people and they're like, oh that's weird. The couple that was in that. Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate and clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.
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Sadness? No, please. Where's anger? Where is everyone? Anger, come on! We're starting. I don't want to do this today. No, we're starting. We're starting. Please. I don't want to deal with this. Just get up. Oh, oh. I think you almost broke the chair. What? Nothing, nothing. I was going to say anxiety. Oh, anxiety. Come on. It's time to start. It's time to start. It's a dead person. No, she's not dead. She's just sad. Sad. Sadness. Can you get off the floor now?
Okay, well we're gonna need you to I say we just leave her there Why is it she moving
Why isn't she moving? I'm not dead. I only wish I was. What the? No, we don't. No, we don't wish that. No, we don't. We want happy smiles, happy teeth, happy kids. That's what I'd be happy about. Happy teeth? What do you mean by happy teeth? Happy teeth is happy smiles. It means smile. Everybody smile. Yeah. I don't smile. I don't believe in smiling. What? Huh?
I use my teeth to bite things. Was I being weird? I don't know. No, you're fine. Everything's fine, guys. I don't know. I feel like I'm being weird. I don't know. Nothing is fine. It's only fine when we're crying. I mean, I can make things fine. Are you sure? Crying just really helps us understand. I can make things fine. I can make things fine. Sorry, am I saying that too much? Yes. A little. Yes, you are. A little bit. I didn't mean to do that. Okay, guys. So welcome back to our podcast.
Not one of the top podcasts in the world. There's something to be happy about, right guys? We're not the top podcast in the world. Are like 50 million people watching us? Because that's a lot of people. No, no, no. See, we have one of the top podcasts in the world. So thanks to you guys, we all get to do what we get to do today. Isn't that right, guys? Well, do we have the top podcast in the world? Guys, guys, guys. If we're not the top one, it doesn't matter. My heart is beating so fast, I don't know what to do.
That's... bad. Ah! Joy, your paint got all over my pants! Paint on my pants, Joy. I don't understand. It was all yellow! I inked.
There's nothing. Wait, what movie is that? I don't know. Finding Nemo. Finding Nemo. Welcome back to an episode, guys. Today, we're becoming inside out characters in real life. As you can see, I don't know who that gave me joy.
Who gave me this orange person? That was Maverick. Maverick said you had to be anxiety because you're red hair. I was wanting to be disgust, but also anxiety is better because I have orange hair or red hair. I guess orange. Disgust would have been great too. Yeah. Disgust? Yeah. She's like, ugh. Yeah, I feel like your personality is more disgust. Yeah. She's always disgust. I said,
I said, hey, yeah, should I be disgust? And he was like, no, let's be anxiety. What? He wanted your hair to go up and then out like this. But I guess Kate didn't make that happen. No, no, we couldn't. She tried. I tried. But I'm just a failure. You know. Well, there's that. And you know in the movie how they want to get rid of sadness? Do they actually? Yeah. I haven't seen the movie in a while. I'm not going to catch.
She just kind of like messes everything up. Oh yeah. Cause they want to keep her happy. And sadness just doesn't. And sadness when she touches like the ball of Riley's memory. Um, I,
- I love Inside Out. I watched it maybe 20 times and I'm not over-exaggerating. - Wait, are you serious? - I'm being so real. - So is this your dream come true to dress up like an Inside Out character? - I mean, I'm anxiety, so I've never watched part, or number two. - Hey, where are we going to see number two tonight? - Well, I'm not coming 'cause I'm going to my leg house. - Oh, okay, okay. - Oh, wow. - Yeah, we're actually, me and Kate are going to see Inside Out number two at what time? Like seven o'clock tonight? - Yeah. - Maverick? I'm going to Jiu-Jitsu.
Close. It's like the same kind of thing. Why are we laughing? It's just funny. Can you show up to Jiu-Jitsu like that? Absolutely. I don't think they'd let me on the mat. I'm ready to wrestle. Imagine if we went to the movie like this, though, Cash. Like, people just super Barbie. Oh, my goodness. I would leave the movie if you walked in. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. No. If I was sitting in a dark movie theater and I looked to my left and it's just. I would.
I would be like, dang. I wish we could all go to the movie after this. I know. We're literally dressed up. I really want to take this off, though. I don't want to wear it. I'm not feeling good, honestly. Also, do y'all know how hard it was to dress everybody for this episode? Kate's teeth look so white. I know, so white. I know. Do y'all know how hard it was to find a man-sized dress for Joy? Man-sized? I'm fun-sized. And Harper's sweater?
There was only one I could find and it was on Teemu. No way, this is from Teemu? Wow. That was the only one that matched. I looked up Anxiety's outfit and that was the only place that had a sweater. It's spot on, actually. Thanks, guys. And then Mav's hair was Amazon. Is that from Fireball Z? Dragon Ball Z? It's probably supposed to be like a Naruto head. That's what I feel like. Naruto? Naruto? Naruto!
You're gonna make a lot of people upset right now. What? I don't know. I just feel like you will. We need a bing bong. Ah! Bing bong. Alex should've been bing bong. Who's your friend who likes to play bing bong? I should've been bing bong. You met bing bong? No, I should've been bing bong. Kate tried to make me the new, like, pink elephant thing. Embarrassment. Embarrassment. His, like, butt cracks out all the time. Oh, I should've been embarrassed. No, what's it called? What's it called? It's like, um, what's your favorite song to play? Bing bong, bing bong. His rocket shapes, or his rocket...
His rocket ship yells hooray, bing bong, bing bong, bing bong. Okay, stop that. Stop. No, let me go. This is a nice chair. I like this chair. Bing bong. Remember, I've memorized so many lines from the movie. Really? Say one. Okay. Did it again. No, say another one. Bing bong. Bing bong.
You made it. Oh, yeah. You made it. Take her to the moon for me. Wait, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. That was depressing. I hope Bing Bong comes back for the second. I hope they, like, bring him back. No, because what's it called? Bing Bong died. I know. He's supposed to have died. But, like, literally, it's just in her imagination. So surely he can make a reoccurrence. True. Or, like, Bing Bong's, like, hotter older brother or something. Like... Aw.
I would die if Bing Bong had a hotter older brother. What did she say? I think she said she wants the elephant to be hot. What if Bing Bong had a kid with Joy? What the? I don't know how that would work. Is Bing Bong an elephant? Yeah. The cotton candy elephant? And Joy's an emotion. First of all, nobody's putting any kids inside me. That will not be happening. Okay. Yeah, that works for me. Please. I don't want. I feel like Matt had something to say.
I'm just imagining you, like, after you had a kid, you just, like, go into, like, your emo phase. You're like, I fell in love with an elephant. Bing bong, bing bong. That's terrifying. Guys, y'all don't understand... The paint makes my feet look white, too. Y'all don't understand how scary Cash looks in person. It's terrifying. The camera does not do justice for how scary he looks. Hey, I have an idea.
How about everybody comments down below who's costumed the best? So everybody stand up. Kate, stand up. Do an outfit tutorial. All right. Everybody comment whose outfit is the best and who. Okay. What are you doing? I didn't see you have to. Okay. All right. You can get up now. Okay, Mav. Would you like to show off your outfit? Yeah. What did she get? She slid her. Okay. You can get up now, Zanus.
Get up, please. Sadness. Oh my goodness, there's a blue splot on the floor from her face. Oh, there is? I don't want blue on me. Oh, no. I mean, yes, I love blue. Blue's my favorite color. Blue is your hair. All right. My outfit tutorial next. Here's my outfit. Please vote for me in the comment section. Vote for me. See? Scary. Joyful. I'm very joyful. Terrifying. You look terrifying. Joyful.
What is wrong with him? He's terrifying. Do I look good, guys? That's scary. Everybody comment down below. Team Joy. Team Joy. Team Sadness. That was actually terrifying. Yeah, you are scary. I think I got pretty good on the anger one. Hey, Matt, you still got a tag on your pants. Not anymore. I feel like I'm...
- What the heck was, wait, why were your emotions silent? - So he does. - Yeah, but he's not silent. - He's not silent. - Mike is always on fire. - All right, give us a little twirl for your outfit. - Oh. - All right, so there's that. All right, you can sit down now. - I'm embarrassed for him. I'm embarrassed for him, guys. - All right, Harper, show off your outfit. - I'm embarrassed for you. - Okay, I am anxiety. - I'm your anxiety, Harper.
You look like you're off Hillville. Don't get self-conscious. Give us a twirl. Don't do that. Please don't ever do that again. Oh my goodness. What is that? No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No. Oh gosh. No, stop it. It's like the bodybuilder comps. The smolder is insane. What is she doing? No, that's bonkers. Oh wait, my pants are not
That's insane. All right. And there's that. Okay, everybody looks so great today. So great. Courtesy of me. Harper, you're not the center of attention. This was a lot to put together because I didn't know where that had to get any close. Yeah, you're done. I'm excited now, Harper.
Everybody comment down below who's your favorite outfit is. After that, I must be your favorite outfit. Comment team sadness, team joy, team anxiety, or team anger. Everybody comment down below whose outfit's the best. Comment team and then the outfit person. We're going to be reading these, and we're going to see who has the most comments. Everybody do that. And make sure to subscribe while you're at it because we're coming up on 2 million subscribers. And we did this. And you know what, guys? Oh.
- Well, imagine if we were the first, there's never been a podcast hit 10 million subscribers. - Really? - Seriously? - No. We could be the first one. - Guys, come on. - At least that I know of. I looked at every channel I can find. Joe Rogan's at 16 million. - Okay, besides, oh Joe's right there?
He's at 16? Yeah. What about Theo Bonn? He's going to be the only one. No, there's no way Theo Bonn or anyone else is at 10. If you subscribe, he'll be very joyful. I'll be very joyful. If you don't subscribe, she'll be very sad. And he'll be very angry. You better subscribe. And you're very self-conscious. Yeah, I'll be very self-conscious. She has anxiety thinking about if you will or won't subscribe, so please just subscribe. Wait, but guys, honestly, I know that y'all will subscribe, or will comment team anxiety.
No, I feel like they're going to comment. If I'm being so for real. What the sigma? Look, she's like a Cheeto. Oh, no. I just look like you just ate a Cheeto. I feel like so for real. She's got a Cheeto face. If I'm being honest, I think best costume as far as like closest to their character is Kate.
I feel like Kate's just like, I feel like Kate's face paint and stuff looks really well. But I feel like funniest costume is Maverick's. No, I think it's his because he looks so scary. Mine's like so far off from Joy. Like my face paint did not face paint. Joy isn't even yellow. Her dress is yellow, but her skin color is blue. No, she's not. Joy is yellow.
She's like a glowing star. Yeah, hers is like glowy. It's not even like those gold stars you'd get in second grade. No, she's like a human skin color. Oh, great. So I didn't even have to paint myself. Wow, that's great. Bless you, Angel. Yeah, you are pretty much the same color. I think Harper's would have been the best, though, if we made her hair go up and out. I tried. Yeah, what happened? Yeah, you should have put like a coat hanger in this or something. Yeah, if it was like that. If it was like that right there. She looks like Spy Kids when they fly away with their hair. Oh, yeah. With the braids.
Sorry I failed everybody. You just failed Harper mostly. Honestly, it's okay. You want to know who has the most expensive costume? Wait, don't tell me. I'm going to guess the most expensive costume is Harper's was off Team U. Mavericks maybe? Team U.
Why'd y'all say Team U like that? Because you said it. Team U. Team U? Team U. Team U. Shop like a billionaire. Shop like a billionaire. If you guys never saw their Super Bowl ad, it was crazy. Who was the most expensive costume? You. Oh, really? Yeah. This thing's like a balloon. Yours was the most expensive. And very horrible material. Very itchy inside. Well, that was the only joy dress I could find on the internet, and it was like...
Because yours was, I had to get like the biggest size too. How much was it? Oh, nice. Oh, it was like 80 bucks for the dress. $80? I'm not joyful no more. All of ours were, Harper's was very cheap. Hers was T-Mu. Imagine you return that. They're like, what happened to the inside of this dress? It's just yellow. Yeah. Yeah. That's rough. But yeah, Harper's was all T-Mu. So hers together was like under $20. Dang, these jeans are good quality for T-Mu. Yeah.
I was worried they weren't going to fit you, but all of it was Timu. And then Maverick, his pants were Amazon, and I think he had his shirt, and then his hair in tie, which was not that bad. What is his Inside Out? Disney? Yeah, Disney Pixar. What's y'all's favorite Disney movie? Probably, if I'm going to be honest, I get bored of Inside Out a lot because I've watched it so many times, but my favorite... I mean, yeah, that makes sense. No, yeah, but my favorite Disney movie is probably...
I don't think I really, I can't think of Disney movies besides like princesses ones. I can't think of like other ones. Well, I really like the beauty and the beast movie, like the live action one, but if we're not doing princess movies. Oh, my favorite is Nemo. Finding Nemo. That's a good one. Nemo or Cars. That's Nickelodeon. Cars is pretty good. Nemo's in Cars. Nemo's in Cars. What's yours, Mav? I think Cars is good. Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. The Fox one.
Big Red? No, the fox. No, the fox. He's a fox? Oh, yeah, Zootopia. Zootopia. Zootopia. That's a banger, man. Coco! Coco! Oh, there's another Zootopia movie coming out. No way. Zootopia 2? Oh, let's go. Zootopia is so good. Coco is kind of my favorite because...
Coco? What's Coco? Coco, it just came out. You like the Mexican heritage. No, I mean, I don't, it's not necessarily that. It's like, that's the T-Mobile. But what's it called? Like, I either like Coco or...
Coraline, which is not, which is not, what's it called? It is not. Well, if we're doing Pixar, I don't even know. Pixar, definitely. It's Disney Pixar. Yeah, I know, but like there's Disney and there's like Pixar. Whoa, Disney and Pixar are the same thing? Yeah. Pixar is like a branch off of Disney almost. You know how like there's like the Disney princesses? Disney Marvel. Yeah. Disney Marvel.
What? On the way to Italy. Marvel owns Disney. On the way to Italy. Disney owns Marvel. Yeah. Really? Why don't they just call it all Disney? And there's like Star Wars. Oh, okay. I brought them up to like, cause I knew I was forgetting stuff, but like there's Toy Story.
Toy Story's pretty good. Toy Story's not that good. Ratatouille? No. No, Ratatouille's not good. Ratatouille's so good. I don't care what y'all say. Cars, Zootopia, and Finding Nemo. Up is pretty good. Croods is good. Croods. The new Buzz Lightyear movie's on Disney+. I watched that one recently. It was good. I've never heard of that. What do you mean you've never seen Croods? You'd like Croods. Monsters, Inc.? Monsters, Inc. is pretty good. Croods? You should dress up as Croods. Look up Croods. I want to see it.
Oh, you would like it. They're cavemen. Why does everybody think I like cavemen? Both of y'all go, you'd like it. They're cavemen. And then Kate goes, oh, you'd like it. They're cavemen. Why the heck do I like cavemen? You act like a caveman.
We need to watch that. Can you please put that on our movie list or something? You were like, ooh, caveman. I want to watch it. Sure. On the way to Italy, I watched Coco and Zootopia and Encanto. And the worst one out of all of them was Encanto. I didn't really like Encanto. You didn't? Wait.
What was, how was Italy? Was there anything scary that happened? No, actually. Did you get pickpocketed? No. Those guys were following you, though. What guys? Yeah, I saw you live streaming. Guys, Harper was live streaming, and this guy was trying to sell her stuff, and she was like turning the camera around. She's like, look, he wants me to buy this. I'm not
man. It was so funny. No, I didn't want to buy it, but then... What was he trying to sell you? These shooter things that go into the sky and then you catch them. I bought two. But what's it called? They convinced me. They're like, please buy, please buy. And I was like... And they were trying to get you to buy a third? So bad. They tried to sell me a whole pack and I was like, God, no. They're like 20 euros, 20 euros. I was like, no. No, but what's it called? I was on live and I was like, hey...
once I had it live and he was like, no photo, no photo. And I was like, why? And they don't speak English that well, so it was very awkward. And what's it called? It was just awkward. I mean, Italy was fun, but Costa Rica's better. Costa Rica! That's McDonald's.
Costa Rica. Which originated from Costa Rica. Did you know McDonald's, or there was a McDonald's in Italy and a Sephora. Wow. Was it good? Did you eat the McDonald's? No. No, they do not taste the same. Wait, all I ate there. Did you have any food there? Okay, all I ate there, I'm a very picky eater. I do not eat anything that, like, anything that is, like, gross. So, all I had was...
- I had there, and I'm not even over exaggerating, this is all I had. I didn't even try anything else. - I feel like you're about to lie. - No, no, no. - Oh, I had the only one food in Italy too. - On my life, on my life. - Oh, y'all had the same food. - All I had was pizza and pasta. - No, I tried the pizza, it was garbage.
What pizza did you get? Coca-Cola. That's all. Coca-Cola. What's it called? Mozzarella pizza. I can't do anything else on the pizza. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. People hype up other countries' foods. When I travel anywhere besides America, I'm like, I don't like the food. I've never like... And I tried truffles, truffle pasta, and I threw up. And dads always hype it up. Dads are like, oh, the food in other countries, so good. And you try a piece of bread and it's like a rock. It's like...
I know. Well, I went to the Dominican Republic in Mexico, and I feel like those are pretty similar with their food groups, and it's just Mexican food. But they're really still bad. Every time I go to Mexico or anywhere down there, the desserts are all bad because they don't- Well, it's because they don't use the sugar we use. Yeah, but that makes them not as good. It's better for your body. Give me my sugar. It's better for your body. I do want to go to Europe, though, and try the food because some people love it, some people hate it.
But I want to try it. Very bad. No, I tried the pizza and I thought, this pizza is garbage. But I ordered pepperoni. They gave me some fake pepperonis. Do you try that? What are you Snapchatting? She's Snapchatting. Hold on. We're in the middle of a conversation. I don't want to answer you. I'm sorry. On a podcast. You know what? Ah, boy! No, honestly, guys, I have no energy. Joy, let me use the curse word we know, please. I really want to know what the curse word is. Oh, you know what it was? You know what it was? I know one. It's like, there's broccoli on pizza. Oh!
And then like, Anger got really mad. He's like, well, hello, San Francisco. Everybody eats broccoli on pizza. What? That's so weird. Broccoli on pizza is kind of crazy. Yeah, I don't know who eats broccoli on pizza. But I will stand by until the day I die. The best pizza out there.
is pineapple and ham oh absolutely not man that kind of makes me throw up hawaiian is the best pizza in the world i don't think i've ever wanted to take something off my face so bad worst pizzas that i don't even understand why people eat are like olives broccoli mushrooms i don't understand why people eat that stuff on a pizza makes it horrid oh vegetables like when there's like green and when there's like green and purple onions wait oh what is it no no no don't just look funny
What the? Your tongue is... Stop doing that. Oh, it looks like lips! It looks like a whale. It actually looks like lips! It actually looks like lips! Oh my god! Please stop. It's turning blue. Get a zoom in on that. Oh my god. Guys, look at that. I'm not kidding. That looks like lips. What the? What the sigma? That looks like lips. If you really look at it, it does look like lips.
You painted your lips? Wait, let me try that. I painted my lips. You painted your lips? Oh, I didn't paint my lips. Stupid. That's why you look so weird. Was I supposed to paint my lips, guys? So if you couldn't go back to Costa Rica or Italy, where would you go? Costa Rica. If you couldn't go to either?
Definitely not Yellowstone. Kate's dream place is Greece. I went to Yellowstone. It was fun, but it was a lot of hiking, and I do not do hiking. Someone give me some water. My mouth is going tingly.
What the? What? Please don't ever say that like that again. The whole thing just bothers me. She's going to get water to stop the tingliness. Hey, she got a red solo cup. Red solo cup. It's 124. You fill me up. I didn't want to use my actual cup because I knew I'd get blue paint on it. You filled. That was so dramatic. You guys know what happened to me when I was in Mexico? What? You're not going to believe me.
Okay, I'm excited now. So I quite literally almost lost my life, not to be dramatic or anything, but I did.
And Kate Baker almost loses her life in Mexico. Please. We're here with her now. Please tell us the story. So I was laying out in the sun tanning as one white girl does when she's in Mexico. Except the clouds were out. It was a rainy day, so there was really no tan happening. But I was still laying down. Wow, that really fits your character right now. Yeah. Tanning with clouds on. Laying outside in the clouds. Yeah. Anyways, so I'm laying there.
under the clouds. It was a wonderful time. And it starts raining on us. I was like, well, this couldn't be better. And we were like, okay, well, now that it's raining, let's go to the cabana. Was it cold? No. It was like 80 degrees, but it started sprinkling on us. And I had my book out, so we were like, well, let's just go to the cabana for a second. And the winds start getting like whoosh.
like really bad winds like kind of winds yeah wind was winded yeah so me and my sister-in-law get up and we're walking away and each you know what are they called chairs all each chairs there's like two chairs and then one of those huge umbrellas like the 10 foot tall like ginormous heavy ones and we're walking away and you know the wind is going crazy and
I literally hear, I'm walking and I hear everyone in the pool go, and I hear the big umbrella, the one that's like 20 feet away from me, flies at me.
And it drops. I'm not even joking. Less than a foot behind me. No. It like literally was going to knock me out. And everyone was like, oh my gosh. And I turn around and I'm like, that was like over there. And I was right behind me. You should have let it hit you. I know. It would have been a way better story if I let it hit me. Oh, no. I was talking about the lawsuit money from a giant hotel. Billions. I'm talking billions. No, actually, I don't even know how it happened. The wind was so crazy. What the?
What the? Sigma? I can't. For what the? Right now. The fact that that's even on your mind is scary. No, no, I'm not going to sue y'all. I would never. I'm going to sue you. What the? Sigma? For copyright on Inside Out. Can we get sued for, do you think we look too close to the characters that they might sue us? I don't think I do. I think I'm safe. You do look really close to sadness though. You really do. Like you could just be in the, like if they ever make a real life version, you could be in it. Oh, really? Yeah.
I take it back. I would love to be in a live action. Who don't you like? Who are you texting that you don't like?
I don't know. Don't say his name. I can't. I know, but I just don't like him. We'll call him Tree. Tree? I really don't like Tree. Tree? That's a horrible name. Then why are you calling him Tree? I can't. I don't know, because every time I lose Tree, I miss him. You're like a squirrel. You miss Tree? I'm a squirrel. I always go back for the Tree. Miss home, Tree. Wow. Miss Tree. Tree got cut down by loggers. This wig is insane. Gotta get over Tree. Just the skin in my eyes. Yeah, I can't even see your face. Not gonna lie. Yeah, I don't like...
Is it ever going to go anywhere with tree? No, no, I know. And I feel like I get the ick every single time. Then you know what you need to do to tree? Cut him down, burn him up. Cut him down, chop him up, burn him up. I can't even get the ick when he looks like that. I don't even have feelings right now, but you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to wrap him around my finger, then I'm going to cheat on him. That's going to be pretty fucked up. No! No! Okay. No! Heck yeah!
Sounds like a great idea. Harper, that's not true. I mean, I actually will. Why? I'm trying to protect you right now. You keep saying you are. I don't know. I hope he doesn't see this. You're not going to do that. She's like, no, I am. There is no safe in you. See, I told you she acts more like disgust. Who?
Who should I act like I'm talking about when he asks me about this? And I'm looking like this. He watches? Oh, yeah. Oh, he's a fan, huh? No, he watches, like, the clips. He's a fanboy? Yes. No. All right. Well, anyways, moving on. You know, Harper's not going to burn on the tree. Have you ever been on a cruise, Harper? Oh, yeah. I'm going on a cruise this summer, boy. Wait, actually? Yes, with my friend Brooke. When? We should probably mark that into the schedule. Is it, like, Carnival or what? A Carnival cruise. Okay.
It just happened to be the one I named really. - Colonel's like the most popular one. - It's just Annie Moore and more suspicious. - Do you want me to call Brooke and ask her? - Oh, you just wanna know. - Yeah, I don't. - You wanna know a crazy cruise story? I've never been on a cruise, but I got a crazy cruise story for you. - How do you have a crazy cruise story if you've never been on a cruise? This makes no sense. - Through a friend of a friend of a friend. Anyways. - Okay, that means she saw it on TikTok. - No, so my- - I heard from a friend of a friend. - My brother, his like best- - I feel like I'm not sitting ladylike. - No. - Yeah, you're definitely not. How embarrassing.
Anyways, my brother, his like two best friends were on a cruise a couple of years ago and they're like in their cruise room and like right outside their door at night, they hear like this crazy commotion and they go out and there's all these people and they're like, oh, that's weird. They just assumed it was like, yeah, they were like, well, it's probably just some drunk fights or whatever. They wake up the next morning and they find out. It was Vin Diesel shooting another Fast and Furious movie? No, it wasn't. That would have been way cooler though. Anyway, so two rooms down,
The couple that was in that room two rooms down had just gotten married and they were on their honeymoon. The guy cheats on his wife on their honeymoon on the cruise with another woman. No. The wife finds out. There's no shot. The wife finds out, kills him with a butter knife. What? No. No. On the cruise. No.
Kills him with a buddy knife. And so for the rest of the cruise, they would walk past that door and there was like caution tape all over the door and stuff. Because it was literally a crime scene. And the woman like got taken to the prison on the cruise. And yeah. Wait, wait, wait. This happened on which cruise? One your brother went on? It was, you know, the wedding we went to? Yeah. That couple.
there's no way yeah no shot y'all went to the weddings the couple no no no no not that couple the wedding we went the wedding we this couple's wedding we went to it was their cruise yeah and they it was the it was a cruise that that couple went on like the people we know oh i've got to go on more cruises yeah this sounds great first of all but you know i'm you know homie probably shouldn't have cheated on his honeymoon but like also a butter knife that's what i'm saying like that's what me and
I was like, if Kenzie came at me with a butter knife, I think I can win. How is he going to go out with a butter knife? If somebody's ever attacking me with a butter knife, I'm just going to tell you right now. I want to know how strong this woman was to take her newly-killed husband out with a butter knife. If you're going to kill me, don't try it with a butter knife. I will laugh at you. Even if you are succeeding, I'm going to laugh at you the whole time. I'll be like, really? A butter knife? That's how you're doing this? Really? But what does scare me
You look like butter. I actually do look like you took a butter stick and just rubbed it in your face. No, but you know what does scare me about being on a cruise? There's kids going on it and the kids might know me. Oh wow, that's abnormal. They might come to my door and hunt me down.
No, that's not what they're going to do on the cruise. They're going to come with their butter knives. Hyper, hyper. Now if I go on a cruise, if I see someone just holding a butter knife on a cruise, I'm going to be like, ah! No. Put that down. What are you doing? No, but yeah, I'm excited to go on the cruise because there's karaoke and me and my friend are already rehearsing. We're going to sing Shallow. No, you've got to sing the Tijuana song.
The only word is one word. Tijuana? Oh my gosh. Tequila? Tequila. You gotta sing the tequila song. The only word is tequila. Tequila.
Tequila. It only says tequila one time. It's only tequila once? Yeah. It's literally one word. I'm going to hype up the whole cruise ship, guys. Y'all don't even know. Sing your own song. Oh, I believe you. Should I? Yeah. You got to karaoke Queen B. If the kids, oh, no, but it's the guy playing the piano, so he's going to be like, pop a rock. Pop a rock.
Yeah. Just tell them to follow your lead. Be like, just follow me. Just get on the stage and be like, No, I wonder if anybody's going to know my song on the cruise. So that would be so embarrassing. Because JoJo Siwa did a meet and greet or something at Disney World. And she was like, And no one knew it. Nobody knew it. And they're like,
And she was like, better, better. And then she was like, if I had a wish, I wish I never.
Yeah. I don't even think that was a, what's it called? A meet and greet. I think she was just at Disneyland and was singing. Oh, well, to be fair, who just sings at Disneyland tries to hold their own concert at Disneyland. She was, she's just in the line for the, for the castle. She's like, like, no one knows the word. We've all made those mistakes. What's your favorite ride at Disneyland? I've never been. Oh, I have been rock and roller coaster, rock and roller coaster, or like space. No,
Oh, Disneyland or Disney? Space Mountain's good. Oh, I've only been to Disneyland. Oh, well, I've been to both, Disney World and Disneyland. Have you actually? But Disneyland is like the, what's it called, like where the big thing is. What did you just say? I've been to Disneyland and Disney World. Do you mean? I've never been to Disney World.
Orlando? Universal maybe Universal that's what I mean I love Universal Universal my favorite part Never been You never went with me? I've only been to Disneyland twice And it was both times in California Once with Kate and then once this other time With who? Who'd you go with? You remember What she looked like I know you probably don't remember her name Cause you never remember any girl's name Not as pretty as you sweetheart
Shoot Yo Wait what was What was her name No you actually know who it was You don't remember No
Yeah. Listen to this. I got scammed. Oh, you did probably. Those tickets are high. This is this girl that I kind of knew a little bit. And I was like, hey, do you want to go to Disneyland? She's like, yeah. Universal should use this better. I haven't been. No, listen to this. This is crazy. Yeah, I agree. So I take this girl to Disneyland. Just me and her. Okay? I get there. I buy her ticket to Disneyland. You don't even buy mine.
buy my ticket when we went oh my goodness yes i did what no i'm kidding i buy her i buy this girl's ticket my ticket we go to disneyland right i'm like okay this would be you know whatever right this girl has a boyfriend oh she had a boyfriend and came to disneyland with me let me buy her ticket
Wow. Is that not crazy? That's crazy. And then I was like, why is this girl like... I was like, why did she come here? She's not really into me. Because it wasn't getting into me vibes. It wasn't getting into me vibes? Yeah. And then I was like, why is she acting weird? And then I go to her Instagram. And then she's still... She's dating the dude. And I was like...
Why are you here? Like, is that not crazy? If you were in a relationship, going to Disneyland with the opposite sex one-on-one and then buying your ticket and going to Disneyland, that's kind of crazy. No, if I was in a relationship and a famous person said, do you want to go to Disneyland together? Then, of course, I would go to Disneyland. No, it'd be weird. Imagine you were in a relationship and you're older, too. You're like 19. Yeah.
Yeah, you think Kevin Hart asked your mom to go to Disneyland? She's going to go, sure. Wouldn't this be weird if your mom and one other guy just went to Disneyland?
And one guy just, like, took your mom to Disneyland. That'd be weird. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's weird. Yeah. That would be mad weird. I got scammed. I just bought these girls to get into Disneyland. Yeah. Well, that's what you get for. I was, like, 16. I was, like, 16. I was, like, 16. Do you know what? That means you were, like, 14. No, I would have been 15. Okay. You were 15. You know what Cash always says? Anytime we're talking about a girl. Something about you.
If we're ever talking about a girl that he like hung out with or kissed or anything, he's like, yeah, but you, you actually would have really liked her. You would have been really good friends with her. And I'm like, well, that chance is ruined now that you went and made out with her. No. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's not true. You became very good friends with a girl that I kissed one time. No, no, not multiple. Really? Brooke.
Brooke Monk? Put it on blast, Kate. We'll say one. No, two. Can we talk about how Brooke Monk gets a million likes each video? That is a crazy statement. No, no, no. She does. It's insane. I stalk her almost every day, and every day she gets a million likes each video. I don't know who you're talking about, but you should stop stalking people.
Okay. Yeah. Now that I put the name on blast, I'm going to tell you all a funny story. So we were in a hotel room. It was me. Don't say all the names. It was me, Cash's sister, and two other girls. Paige? I'm not saying names. Oh.
Two other names. Two other girls. Two other girls. We'll call them Cheryl and Carol. Paige. No. Cheryl and Carol. We'll call them Age and who else? Took. Was one of them Paige? Yes, one of them was Paige. Oh, no. Anyways, we were all four in a hotel room. Wait, say who it all was again. It was me, Cash's sister, and two other girls. Paige? Yes, Paige was one of the other girls. Okay. Anyway.
So we're all sitting there. So it's you, Cash, Mav, Cash's sister, and... No, not Cash and Mav. Lainey, my sister, Lainey, and one other girl. Lainey, no, no, no. Shut up. Lainey, Kate, Cash. No!
No. No. Listen. Me, Lainey, Paige, and one other girl. All right. Now, can I say it? So, Kay, Lainey, Paige, and another girl. Yes. Whose name is Kay. Good job. Whose name is Daniel. Daniel. No, I never kissed a Daniel. I didn't kiss a Daniel. No.
sitting in this hotel room talking and we were talking about how Cash like messed with me for the longest time and the two not Cash's sister but the other two girls had been friends with Cash before we started dating and they were like yes everyone knew he was in love with you and it was so annoying to watch him do that and blah blah blah blah do what? whoa watch him do that that's crazy they said that what do you mean do that?
They just knew that you liked me, but then you would mess around with other girls. Stop saying mess around. I just told Kate I couldn't date you. You messed around. I was like 17. Butter boy over there? I messed around. Kate means I was 17 and I said I didn't want a girlfriend. And he went and he kissed like 30 plus girls. No, no. I kissed a couple of girls at the end. I want those girls to look now and look at what they kissed. Look at this. I'm a real winner. Y'all did well. Anyways, finish the story. But we're all sitting there and...
And because we were also talking about the other girls and like guys they've kissed and stuff. Yeah. And Lainey goes, wait, everyone in this hotel room has kissed my brother. What? Because all of us had kissed Cash and she was like, and yeah, that was the story. As we all three were looking at each other, we were like, we all have kissed Cash. What can I say? I kissed a bunch of women and then I got them all to still be friends with each other. No, you kissed, you kissed a bunch of women and three of them were friends.
Yeah, I'm not friends with anyone else you kissed. You can't say anything about Harvard playing games because you you were the ultimate. You were like the professional gamer. She literally asked me on the way here. She's talking about a guy and how he was playing games with her and stuff. And she's like, but it's OK, because didn't cash do that to you? Oh, that's not OK. I don't condone what I did, but it worked out great. Honestly, happily married. It was honestly fantastic. So see.
But we name one other person that you know that it has worked out for like that. And I bet you can name 15 people. My mom and dad. They played games? They... Why are you playing games? I don't think your parents played games. No, they did. Not. My dad broke up with my mom. Well...
My parents broke up, like, apparently a bunch of times before they got married. They were, like, off and on and off and on and off and on. They were, like, 12, so... Yeah, they were, like, 13 and, like... 20. What? No. Yes. That'd be weird. Not 13 and 20. Your dad robbed the cradle. What's that supposed to mean? That means he...
She was 14. He was like 17. Oh, God, no. He was a senior in high school and she was in eighth grade. So it'd be like you dating a senior. No, it'd be like you last year dating a senior. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. What the heck did you do, Dad? It's not, I mean. I'm trying to defend him. Dad, you're making this real hard. What's this all about?
What are you talking like? What? What? She wants to be in a musical so bad. Oh. Oh my gosh, it's inside out. Wait, wait, wait. Let me see this real quick. Okay, wait. Now stand up. Stand up. Alright guys, this is a cool trick. What's about to happen here? I'm going to show you a magic trick. I'd rather you not. I'm a magician. I took your cards away for a reason. I think she could still get out. Yeah, I can. We'll see if I can still get out because I am a magician.
Yeah, this isn't really you being a magician, Cash. She looks like she should be in a horror movie. Cash, how does this make you a magician? Now you're in a straight jacket. She looks like she should be in a horror movie. Can you get out? This is what we shoot when we don't want Harper to get on her phone. Wait, stand up real quick. I'm sure. Wait, try to stand up now. That was bullying. Are you okay? No, you got it this time. You got it this time. All right, stand up, stand up. Cash, don't do it. My legs are sore.
Oh wow, good try. That's a shame. Good try. Harper, those pants really don't fit you that well, do they? They're pants you don't fit her at all. I got the smallest size too. Okay. I'm back. That was pretty good, dog.
Oh, my bad. You look like you have chicken wings with your elbows. Chicken wing, chicken wing. Hot dog and bologna. Chicken and macaroni. Do you all remember that? It's terrible salt. My nose is just... Yeah, do you guys remember that? Hot dog, chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken and macaroni. You would remember that one. You don't remember that? No. Yes, you do. Do you remember that? Yes. See? It's a very common thing. We all just sang it, so we remember. Chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dog and bologna. Chicken and macaroni. Chilling with my
Wait, that was kind of cool. Yeah. No, she added the song and it like rhymed. She said, chilling with my homie. Wait, no, that is the song. That's part of the song. Oh, that is part of the song? I was kidding. I do know the song. I actually know it way too well. Oh, for a second, I thought you freestyled really well. Chilling with my homies. Wait, guys, do you think I can get out of this? Yeah. Try. I believe in you. You think? Try, Hawthorne. Try to get out of it. Please try. Try. Okay, you're just acting weird. Please stop.
You look so weird right now. So beyond weird. Alright, I'm gonna try to get out of this jacket. It's just something I never thought I'd see. Wait. No shot. Oh my gosh! No shot. Oh, that worked. That was very smart and impressive.
Mavic, Jerold went to say he's sorry. Yeah, can Jerold go away? You're acting like a child. Jerold's sorry. Why are you talking with a dinosaur? You think the stuffed dinosaur is his biggest problem right now? It's one of them. Mavic said he's a posse. I'm sorry. Harper, do something about that. Hey, my wig got snatched! No, don't do that. His wig got snatched. Ever against...
Guys, Gerald's not his only problem right now. He's wearing a dress. He has blue hair. Gerald's slowly dying on the back end, okay? The stuffing is just continually falling out. I'm very sad. How happy would you be if we got you another one? No. You can't just replace someone like that. That's like me saying, how happy would you be if I just got rid of your dog and replaced it with another dog? I would be pretty angry. I'd be happy if someone got my dog. I'm actually getting it out.
No, I don't mean that. He does, guys. Let me tell you the story. I don't mean that. Kenzie has a dog that's insane. You guys probably seen it on the podcast. Good job. Kenzie's dog is like psycho dog. It's like hot dog half bunny rabbit. I'm not even kidding. Our two friends came over and were watching it in my backyard. And it was just running across the yard going, doink, doink, doink, doink. And then literally, I come outside and they go, I've never seen a dog like this. And...
Matt is going to get married to Kinsey, which means it's now Maverick's dog, and Maverick has to live with the dog, and now Maverick doesn't like the dog. No, the dog, I will deal with that dog all day for that girl. But that dog, I mean, it's going to, you know...
It's going to need to put down. No, it's just, it's not going away for a long time. I know it's not. I looked at how long they live. They live forever. Yeah. Unfortunately for Maverick, the dog's only like two. I'll be like 35 when it's dead. Oh no. That's like a license. You don't seem to like the dog. No, I think. Yeah. It smells bad. No, not that one. It smells exactly like Harper if I'm being honest. No. Not the puppy. No, not the puppy. Yeah. No, the big dog. The puppy was so good.
She smelled so bad. Smell-a.
smell yeah we did have a puppy that we named smellerella that thing that thing smelt smelly she was a smelly puppy i don't know how one puppy carries so much scent like i would walk out in the living room guys like wake up in the mornings and all i could smell was that dog it was so bad smell roll stunk she was stinky no wait guys listen watch watch let's act like our other or wait first first do i look like the person from um inside out no no no no from spy kids
Yeah, identical. Okay. You just have a lot oranger. And now let's act like different people from Inside Out. That wasn't very joyful. No, it smells. It's clearly. It smells. Okay, that's the end of the episode. It's not very ladylike. That was ladylike. That's it. We're done. I don't think I was playing my character. All right, we will see you all next time. Bye. Oh, I'm sorry I ended the episode. Smellerella.