Interviewing Everyone's TikTok Crush!
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We have a list of questions that we just ask on the pod. You gotta read it out loud. Are you 18 plus? No. The next question said, are you single? If you're not 18, it doesn't matter. Wait, when's the birthday? January 31st. January 31st? I can set a timer. It's a joke. Is it? All right, I don't know if it really matters. If you could meet one person in the entire world, who would it be? One person in the entire world? Hmm.

Mr. Beast. Yeah, Mr. Beast. No, no, no, no, no. That's what you said earlier. No, I'm telling you, I want to meet Kim Jong-un. No, that was mine. What, really? Bro, no way. That was mine. That's the only right answer, bro. That should be so fun. He will shoot you on the spot, right? Kim Jong-un is the only guy, bro. That's the only person that's like, is he human? Like, you're going to talk to a man that literally thinks he's God. Like, is he a human? Thinks he was born from a lightning strike. Literally. Like, that's the one I want to talk to. No one else would be crazy. I don't know. Him? Him?

Putin. Trump. Taylor Swift. They're like the three most iconic people in the world. How often do you think about the Roman Empire? The Roman Empire? Yeah. I mean...

I feel like it's a little out of hand. Twice a month. Twice a month? What in the world could y'all possibly be thinking about? That's less than most guys. I'll be real. Roman Empire? Yeah, probably twice a month. But then you got the Russian Empire. You got all the empires. You got the Hamburg Empire. You got the Syrian Empire. It's a huge empire. There's lots of empires. There are lots of empires. You gotta think about them all. By the way, we have a guest on, Harley. We forgot to introduce her. I'm just here. I'm just here.

you know you probably see her in nowhere okay but nowhere huh that was mean yeah where's she from you said middle of nowhere no I said you probably see her in nowhere yeah are you from North Dakota

Wait. North Dakota? Don't I look like you're from a place much better? North of Pennsylvania? I'm from Indiana. Oh, you're right. Wait, did you say Indiana honky tonk? No. I'm saying that Indiana is honky tonk.

No, it's not. No. Yes, it is. Texas is honky tonk. It is literally cornfields everywhere. Okay, but like honky tonks are like places you dance. That's the only good thing about Indiana is their corn is so good. Their corn's bomb. Their corn is so good. I hate corn. She's such a fiend for corn. My cousins lived there and they would always make me corn when I went there. That was some smacking corn. This is true. But back to the honky tonk thing. Like, do they, like there's not like a lot of dancing in Indiana. No, I was just like. But a honky tonk is like a dancing place. Is that what that is? No. Yeah.

Yes, that's what a honky tonk is. I don't know. I know that Texas, every time we go to Fort Worth, Billy Bob's, it says biggest honky tonk in the world. Yeah. Texas is definitely more honky tonk. For sure. Yeah. Maybe you're right then. But North Dakota, that's just insulting.

Yeah. I don't know. It's not to be rude to anyone from North Dakota. Somebody's at home watching from North Dakota right now. Yeah, you just lost a bunch. That's probably like two people. I forgot that Dakotas are a part of the United States. Yeah. I genuinely don't even know where they're out of the map. Me either. Really? They're on this side. Oh, wait. I could not tell y'all where. That side. That side. Oh, wait. No, that's west. Oh, oh. That's not. That's right. That's west.

Brazil. They're definitely north, south, east. They're definitely like center to west. No, I think it's west. Last podcast I said I'm on a podcast with degenerates and it's the same thing, guys. Where is it? North Dakota? It's literally straight above us. No, it is. What are you tripping? Do you think I'm done though? Canadian and American line. Can somebody tell us where it is?

No, Colorado to the left. Nebraska? I don't know what's above. Nebraska? Maybe Nebraska. It's Nebraska. I have some friends in Indiana. South Dakota. And then North Dakota. Yes, yes. It's very fun. What are y'all talking about? Just our own conversation. You don't need a button. From each of the ladies, I want one. What is one thing that a guy does that you're like, ooh.

That's good. Good? There's a lot. Do you wear neon hoodies? No. So... For me, a good thing a guy can do is... Wait. Does anybody hear that noise?

No, stop! Do not do that. I actually wasn't doing that. I genuinely heard a noise, but it's gone now. It's like... Like that? Continue, Kate. Anyways, continue. Sorry. Sorry. I would say a good thing he can do is make money. That's good. That's a great thing. I'll work on that. I'll work on that.

I didn't have to go to college because I got married. And I got a husband who makes money so that I don't have to go to college. Wow. Nice. All right. Hopefully we got better than make money. I don't know. It's like one of those TikToks like, how much money does your man have to make? Have you seen those? How much money do you make? I don't know. Like, like, okay. So what was the question? What's a good thing guys can do? Like a yes. Yeah. Opposite of an egg. Them being rich.

- Again? - Two in a row?

Like, if you're watching this and you're like, oh, like, I live, like, I live on the road. Like, it's okay. Not a contender. But if you're in, like, a mansion and, well, if you're, this is going to get me canceled once again. Yeah, it is. It really is. Guys, she's only 14. I'm only 14. Please. Please. She doesn't know any better. She's just a girl. Yeah, I'm just a 14-year-old girl. But, go ahead. What were you saying?

If they live in a mansion, yes. If they live on the road, no. If they're nice and they live on the road, then maybe. But then if they're in a mansion and they're rude, then yes. And if they're in a mansion and they're nice, yes. So if they're in a mansion, that's an automatic yes. It doesn't matter if they're mean or nice. Yeah. That's good. I like that. And they look good. Oh, that's a good thing. All right, so mansion or looks? So we got money and mansion. Yeah, money, mansion. Okay. Harper or...

Harley, please give me a... The fact that her name is on a hard part, Harley, too. I know, it's so hard. Both have red hair. Both H's. I didn't know. That's crazy. Because I will say, whenever we're talking, because we do a lot of work with y'all, whenever we're talking about one of y'all separately, we always have to clarify. Wait, there's only one letter difference. Yeah, it's just Harley or... Nope, nope. So I think you're wrong. There's definitely more than one letter. There's two. H and R? There's no Y in her name.

There's two different. The L and the Y. I don't really know. I'm not good at spelling. Me neither. But no, we always are like, he'll be like, oh yeah, Harley, I mean, Harper. Yeah, it's like we mix it up all the time. Anyways, yes, not an opposite of an ick. Yeah, they have to be attractive, like Harper said. But, you know, I'm good. Oh, the money, you know? It's an ick.

You have to. It's like, if you like, it's like a triangle. Make me pay for everything? Dude, you suck. This is one episode I should have got the gold shovel and they could have all held it and take a picture. It's like the triangle. That would be so cute. You know those episodes where it's like cute? That'd be so cute. We all have like a gold shovel. So y'all are just gold diggers together? Oh yeah. We're in it for love. You know those YouTube videos that are like clearly fake and it's like, wait, is that your Lamborghini? And then the guy gets out the gold shovel.

No. No? No. You guys would all three get gold shovels. That would be so cute. It's like a triangle. So, looks, money, mansion. That's the same thing. No. Looks, money, mansion. Yeah. Looks, money, mansion. All right, Matt. Matt, what's eight? Well, I'll be forever alone. Yeah. You're alone with all three, unfortunately. What's your...

What is this called? Opposite of an ick? What is it? Money. I'll be real. If it's a girl that's not...

Like, if she's, like, takes dating really serious and she hasn't had, like, many boyfriends, then that's, like, nice. Oh, shut up. Because there's no baggage. Wait, hasn't had any boyfriends? Yeah, she's had, like, none. So that's the guy that's been in three serious relationships. No, no. I agree. I mean, I agree. Yeah, like, I don't want to have to deal with, like, ex-boyfriends. Yeah.

Yeah, if a girl's like, I've had 12 boyfriends, it's like, whoa. That's quite a few. Sorry, it's my ex. But if she's like, oh yeah, I'm 20 and I take dating really serious, I've never had a boyfriend, I'm like, oh. I've had like one and I'm 24, it's like, okay. Dating for marriage. Yeah, then it's like, oh, this is nice. You're a little jealous of them. Matt, you're too grown to not be dating for marriage. Yes, that's the one that's been through three long-term girlfriends. Yeah, what? I can learn, okay?

You literally... I'm the same as a green flag, okay? I'm the same as I'm a green flag. You're a red flag. You're actually red. Why is Maverick a red flag? Give reasons why Maverick's a red flag. Oh. No, no, no. We're not doing this again. No, I think this is a good idea. Okay, so one reason is he...

Watch it. No. Watch it. You don't have to hold back. Okay, he gets no girls. Number two. Okay, well, start off strong. Number two. I was at dinner last night with three girls. Number two, he dances. Dancing?

Ladies love my dancing. Ladies love when I dance. Matt, you gotta start realizing, say you only hang out with all girls, it's not a flex. You know what that means you are? What? That means you're the best friend. No, that is not at all. You're just considered one of the girls. You're considered one of the girls. I will say, I was born as a part of the dinner. Maverick also was flexing that he was with three girls last night, but he started a fight with all the girls. I did. At her birthday. I don't know if we get into this. Red flag. Red flag. I'm going to go.

Another one. He touches Mike. The first part of the dinner, we're sitting at this... Don't say what you said. We were waiting on our table, so we're just sitting at the bar waiting for our table. And

And they were talking about stuff and I was getting kind of bored. And I was like, okay. And so then I was like, all right, ladies, how are you three going to make a million dollars this next year? I was like, let's talk about something I'm interested in. And they were like, money. Yeah. The conversation didn't really spark anything. And we're going somewhere and I'm like, what's controversial?

So then I said some controversial things. Oh. At a girl's birthday party. Let's end it there. At the girl's birthday dinner. I had all three of them pretty, I don't know if they were mad, but I don't think they were happy with me. Yeah, on someone's birthday. I did apologize to the girl that it was her birthday. I was like, hey, sorry. But she was like, I don't care. She's like, it's just a conversation. Oh, okay. If she took it well. Yeah. Wait, I want to do one. What? What's your? Hey, wait, what are we calling them?

Instead of an ick, let's call them a... Red flag. I was going to say turn-ons, but I don't like that. Green flag. Oh, green flags. There we go. Green flags. I was going to say lick, but I didn't think that. Lick? Oh. Like an offside ick. Oh, like a like. Yeah. Like a like. We'll go with a green flag. Green flag for the girl. Not a lick. My lick about you. Let's see. My green flag for a girl is...

Be careful with what you say. Yeah. Because what you said earlier and Kate didn't hear. Guys, I have to go watch that back. Oh, let's see. Let's see. Oh, if they cook and clean. Oh, you. That's a green flag. Me and Alex were talking about how we're like single and we were thinking about hiring a chef because it's getting desperate around here. Oh. I don't feel like y'all likes my answer. I cook. I cook.

I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you. Okay, never mind. I don't cook, I don't clean. Wait, what song is that? That's a dirty song. Yeah, Harper. I'm not singing it. Go ahead. I haven't even heard that. Wait, it's like a swap. Yeah. Oh!

Don't sing that. Don't sing it, girls. Anyways, moving on. No, listen, I cook every morning. We go to the gym. I cook, I clean. And I do clean. I cook breakfast and I clean up after I cook breakfast. What happened to Nicky? No, Cardi B. Okay. Doja Cat.

Nicki Minaj had a song that was like, what was her song? Let's not talk about women rappers. No, I'm just saying hers is like the opposite. Yeah, can we talk about anyone besides those two people? The opposite of them. No, the opposite of like not cooking, not cleaning. She was like, I don't know. It was something like that. She was like, uh. Listen.

like to think that I make a mean breakfast sandwich. That's all I'm saying is I have marked off two of Cash's green flags. You make some mean toast. It's burnt every single morning. Bro, every morning I'm like doing some emails or something and I hear

I'm like, what? And she's like, I burned it again. No, every morning. It's like an alarm clock. Every morning I do burn my toast and I have to try again. You guys want to wake up at like 9 a.m. on the dot? Just listen for KTL. I'm not very good at toast, but I'm convinced it's our toaster because it's not a good one. It's not the toaster. It's totally the toaster. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, listen. It's not my fault.

Yeah. It literally is everything your fault. Oh my gosh. You know what? Let's move on from my burnt toast. What else is her fault? Well... There's a lot of things that are your fault. No. We should get... The check engine light is on in my car again for some reason and I don't know why. Yeah, my car's been saying get maintenance for like... Oh my gosh. Literally...

That's such a suggestion, though. Yeah, but they don't tell me what the maintenance is for, so I'm just waiting for my car to break down one day. No, Cash always gets mad because he looks at the oil change sticker. First of all, why does my car need an oil change every three months? That's ridiculous. Just put more oil in it in the first place so that I don't have to go back every three months. You know what? I'll tell him to start doing that. I'm going to because that's ridiculous. Three months is absurd. But he always looks up because it's always like,

oil change and I just like click the button off so I don't have to look at it and then he gets in my car and he's like what do you mean you're three months over an oil change and I'm like the car is still kicking the car is still moving like it doesn't need an oil change that bad if it's still going yeah so I think it's I think it's like a suggestion whenever like the you know what the purpose of an oil change is like nope and I don't care so if you don't change it so if you don't change it your car could catch on fire

But I'll jump out before it completely burns down. Do you guys like having red hair? No. Actually, I do. Yeah, sometimes. How do you feel about the people copying our red hair and

I don't like it. I don't like it. Wait, are you talking about cowboys? Yeah, it's a new thing. The, like, copper cowboy. It's, like, a new thing. Copper cowboy. Yes. Just call it red hair. Yes, I've seen that. Have you ever dyed your hair? No. Me neither. I want to be a copper cowboy. No. When people are making up so many names for stuff like that. It makes me upset. Like, blueberry. Have you seen that? What? Brunette. Brunette. Yes. But, no, I'm talking about, like,

blueberry milkshake nails and it's like a baby blue. Bro, like, come on now. Like baby blue nails. Come on, babe. Yeah, like what? Copper Cowboys are like, yep, just red hair. It's red hair. So you do like your hair? I do. It makes me unique. Yeah, yeah. No, but like...

in school like everybody likes like in like sixth seventh and eighth grade everyone's like you know she's ginger but now in high school it's just like yeah it's just not like everyone was like everybody's like oh she's ginger like but it's good if you're like a pretty ginger yeah yeah because then it like and then it like stacks on top yeah it's like wow you're pretty for a ginger i know i know that's what people say to me thank you

They're like, thank you so much. They're like, yeah, you are really pretty for a ginger. And I was like, well. You could have just stopped there. Yeah, you could have stopped for the pretty. That's such a backhanded compliment. I know, because most gingers have, like, blonde lashes and stuff. Yeah. But, like, I feel like that works with mascara better. Like eyelashes? Yeah, like blonde eyelashes. Yeah, and, like, it makes a transformation. Wait, really? Yeah. I don't have blonde lashes. No, I don't. Are they, like, but are they dyed now? They're dyed now.

You did. I'm lucky. Wait, your eyelashes or your eyebrows? Eyelashes. Both. Both. Yes. People always ask me how my eyebrows are so dark. Mine are very dark, too. That's so weird. Wait, wait, wait. You dyed your eyelashes? Yeah. Everybody does that with beard dye or something. Yeah. I know, I know, I know. What? Really?

Remember I did it for... This is news to me. You dyed your eyelashes? No, I've never done it because I just have dark eyelashes, but I did it for paint. All y'all's eyelashes are black. But I've gotten scared. It's makeup. It's makeup. Yeah, silly. Then why would you dye it a different color just to paint it another color? Because what if I don't want to put makeup on?

Yeah, true. And then you just have to walk around with blonde eyelashes all day? Yeah. And then people think I look, like, way younger. Yeah, it's like, oh. Yeah. No, but I don't have blonde lashes. But, like, do you? Yeah. You do? Thanks, you guys. Oh. Oh, I thought you dyed them blonde. No. Oh.

I dyed them black. But I feel like it just, like, holds, like, such good on your makeup, like, mascara when you have blonde lashes, you know? I don't think the color of your eyelashes affect how well the mascara stays on. No, like, it just, like, shows up better. No, you're right. Yeah, yeah. I understand what you're saying. You know what's crazy is y'all have, like, no connection to each other, but everyone's always like, oh, my gosh, Harper and Harley are, like, friends. I know. It's so weird. Like, I'm all sisters. I know. And they're, like, they're in the same room. I know. I know.

I was like, what? I was like, yeah. Actually, oh my gosh. No, I'm like, yeah, I'm not in the same room as her, but I mean. That's so cute, though. Y'all should play it off. Yeah, we should. I know. Yeah. We have to. We have to. Maybe we should play a little bit. Yeah, you know, just for, to troll the internet. Who do you guys think punches the hardest between y'all three? Harper. Me. What? Girl, you're not a girl. Sorry. Me. Harper, for sure. Wait, Alex, can you get the glove? What? What?

Wait. Are they going to blindfold Cash and let them all punch him? No, Maverick. No, no, no. We're going to blindfold Cash and everyone's going to punch him. Oh, this is good. This is good. No, no, no. This is everything we've dreamed of. Wait, this will be fun. How about we do your leg so you don't get hurt too much? Oh, thanks for thinking of me. Thanks for really thinking of me. No, no, no. It's definitely the face. You're going to punch him in the face. I'm not letting him punch me in the face. Yes, you are. Who's? Wait.

I thought Matt was getting punched. I'm not getting punched. Yeah. Cash is going to get punched in the face. Are y'all ready? This is going to be fun. You want me to get punched in the face three times? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It's like that war movie we watched. No. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, no shot. This is not. Who wants to go first? Well, you can't know because we're punching you. I think that. Oh, yeah. Blindfolded. I'm not letting him punch me in the face blindfolded. Yes, you are. I know what's happening. Oh, I'm so excited. Wait. Hold on.

Bro. Alex. Imagine they knocked me out. Can you get the blindfold? Oh, if they knocked you out, that'd be such good content. It's on the bedside. It's on the side of Cass's bed. We have a blindfold. No, I'm not going blindfolded. I'm not going blindfolded. Cass, are you serious? Don't you get knocked out worse with your blindfold on? They're not going to hit you that hard. Huh? They can't hit that hard. No, but if you don't see it coming, you get knocked out more. No, we're not knocking you out.

There's no way. No, let's just do it on your arm or something. Or like his stomach. No, no, no. In the face. Alright, who wants to go first? Well, we're getting the blindfold. No, you're not punching me in the face. She was like doing... It's an idea. But Cash can't know. Whisper it to Matt. I like ideas. I'll plug my ears. No, no, no. Just go ahead and blindfold yourself. Wait, I want to know.

Are you that scared of them punching you in the face? Huh? Come on. Just blindfold yourself and let them punch you in the face. Oh, man.

Not in the face. Yes. He's been punched in the face before. He'll be fine. Bro, if I'm blindfolded... I watched this man fight like a 200-pound dude the other day and he got hit in the face. Wait, do you actually wear this to bed? He'll be fine. Cash does. I only do because of the fam, bro. I hate wearing this. I have sensitive eyes. No one cares. Cash always... He does. He complains all the time. Dude, I have sensitive eyes. The fan's on even though my eyes are closed. Yes, my eyes are closed, okay? Oh, man.

the fan dries out my eyes while they're closed. So I have to... But I wear those... It's in his head. If there's like the tiniest bit of light in our room, like if there's a little light that's on, I have to wear one. Like in hotel rooms, I always have to wear one because the light bothers me. Yeah, you'll be fine. We're not doing

No, I'm saying that you gotta do the face. Yeah, y'all will be fine. You go first. I'm not punching my husband in the face. What? I'm not doing that. What do you mean? You can't physically hurt him if you tried. I'm not punching him in the face. I could punch him in the face and he'd be fine. I'm not doing that. Come on. I feel like we're gonna hurt.

Y'all are not going to hurt me. The other day, some girl came over and we let him punch him in the face. Why? The other day, the dudes were punching me in the face. Yeah, and he's fine. I'm not doing that. He's a solid individual. It's not bad. No, I'm going to... Harper's all like, let's go. Harper's like, all right. She's like, I'm ready. I'm going to just sort your face. I'm like...

I will. You will not look the same. I'm going to rearrange your nose. No, I, yeah, I will. I literally will. Okay. No, no, okay. Listen, you got to punch me like right. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this because I'm stressing so hard. Yeah, it's supposed to make me a little nervous. I feel like right here. No, it's right here in the face. I feel like here. In the head? Yeah. No. No, let's do on the side of the arm right here. Arm. Arm.

Arm. No, face. No. Yes, no, we're doing arm. Listen, guys, if you don't do the face, this is not entertaining. Isn't this like the worst part? No, you'll be good here. You're gonna like... No, I say head. I don't want my jaw. No, this is good. This is good. Nope, I'm not doing it. Wait, give me a little top. Oh, God. Oh, that would be bad.

I'm going to hit 10 times harder than that. I hope more than 10. Are you actually going to go full force? Yes. Harper, listen. You can go as hard as you want. Stop. I want your whole body. Right on the top of my head. Guys, I'm stressing so hard. Stand up. So like right here. Yeah, there. Y'all got to get my jaw. You're going to have to move, Cash.

What? Oh my god, I'm really scared. Wait, where should I go? He's fine, guys, he's fine. I'm gonna have the time of my life. Wait, where should I stand? I'm feeling nauseous. I'm getting nervous. You probably can't stand. Get on your knees. She can't reach you if you're standing. Just stop encouraging it. Wait, wait, wait. Let me film this. Me too. Fight, fight, fight, fight. Wait, wait, so, so, so, wait, wait, wait. Even Harper's mom's standing up for this. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, let me take it. Oh boy. All right.

Okay, I'm so nervous. Alright. No need to be nervous, guys. Oh my god, oh my god. No, no, no. This is- No. I think you need a bigger space. I'm gonna hit his neck. Okay, ready? Alright. Here we go. Let's go. That wasn't even that bad. No, your turn's over. It's their turn. Okay. Alright, we're gonna see who hits the hardest. Kate, your turn. Well, no, that wasn't my worst. No, that was your shot. When I tell you do not hold back, do not hold back. He's fine. Don't hold back? No.

Wait, I'm scared. She puts her hands in the glass. She was like, no. I can't do it. I just can't do it.

He fights like dudes bigger than him all the time and they're punching him in the face. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Why do you... What do you mean? Just like boxing? For fun. He'll just fight him in the yard. I don't fight. I was like, actually just like fights. Like the other day, he called this guy. He's like, you want to come over and fight? What? And the dude's like, yeah. And they just came over and they fought in the yard for like 30 minutes. That's just what guys do. Just do. Hit each other in the face. I was like, you want to fight? He was like...

Yeah, I'll be there in 10 minutes. And then we're like, all right, let's go. It's the greatest entertainment of all time. It is. It's so fun. Mav loves it because he has a dumb brother that'll just fight anybody, and Mav gets the free entertainment. Yeah. All right, let's go, let's go. All right, stand up. All right. You're going to have to stand up for this one, Cash. Oh, no. Wait, Joe, will I be in frame? Yeah. Am I in frame right here? Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm scared for this. Oh, let's go. Let's go. When you're standing up, it's scary. Like, when you're, like, in...

Alright, just right here. Don't hit my jaw. Alright. You're good. Let's go. Come on. Listen, your whole body. Shoulders, hips, everything. Put in it. Well, I should have done that too. Oh, no, you go harder than that. I'm scared. No, one more. Wait. If she gets a double hit, then I get a double hit. Okay.

Okay, so that was your final try. That was your final try. Now this is mine. Harper, you gotta step into it. I will. Trust me. She said, I'm judging y'all, so you wanna be the one that hits the hardest. Yeah, I think... Alright, ready? God. It's the nerves that really soften the punch. Right here. No, I'm doing his head. No, right here's better. Oh, no. I don't want my jaw hit. Yeah, okay. Alright, let's go. Oh, God.

Oh, that was good. That was good. That's a good little hit. That one actually was kind of solid, not going to lie. There we go. Hurry, Kate. Oh.

That one definitely was the best one so far. Yes! Come on, Kate. Listen, Kate. Step into it full body. He needs to know that you can fight back. He needs to know. What if he hits the hardest? Yeah. What if that one is the same? Boom! She has all this pent-up anger. All right. All right. Ready, Kate? Oh.

I'm gonna knock the mic. You guys gotta stand up. No, you gotta stand up. Yeah. I'll go. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. I'm scared. Yeah, right there, right there. I think that side's better. Oh. Ready? Wide stance. Wide stance. Yeah. Wide stance. Come on. Oh, no. You're good. You're good. Come on. One shot. I know. It's so hard. If you don't hit him super hard, I'm gonna make you do it again. So you better hit him super hard. Go, go, go. Whole body. Step into it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No. Don't move, Cash. Don't move. Hey, give me.

I don't want to get hit three times. You're not trying. Oh my God. Go, go, go. Here we go. Beat him up. The sad part is Harper actually hit the hardest. Let's go. I won. I won. Maybe she just either hits the hardest or she just doesn't care about me. I think these girls are worried about hurting their hands. I could have gone way harder but I didn't. I didn't go hard. I think Harper's just the one that cares about me the least. I'm going to get fired. No. No, I feel so I'm going to need

I'm going to need a drink. Can I go once? I need a drink of water. Can I go once? No. No, I'm not letting you punch him. Okay, so what we were going to do was while he was blindfolded, I was going to make you punch him. And we're going to tell him

gonna pretend that it was like oh yeah that was harper wow wow how well i'm gonna go like no that's crazy okay that was actually a good like oh harper if you got if you got the opportunity would you do a celebrity boxing match yes with who would like yeah who would you fight like what's another girl like harper's age it's like like piper rockelle or something she really i think she's really short i know i think she's really tall

I don't know. I thought Harper says it. She's a small person. She can fight. Harper and Piper will kill boxing would be wild. That would go crazy. That would go crazy. Call her out. Piper, want to do a boxing match? Because, you know. What? No, no. Call someone out. Want to do a boxing match? Yeah, like,

It's on. You're going to lose. No. Wait, I'm trying to think of somebody who's not tall. Piper, that's the perfect one. Just be like besties with Piper. Piper got some... She's got to outweigh her by a little bit. Piper's like 17, 18, right? Harper wins those. Piper's 16. I thought she was an adult too. She's 15. She's like 15. No. Harper is like

She's so tiny. I just feel like... But I have a lot of anger built up in me, you know? No, I'm telling you, I think Harper wins. Okay. No, like... I don't want to think about it. But, like... I think that Piper would, like, hold back. Yeah, she'll be like, no. Not if Harper trash talks. I'm telling you, if you hit Harper, I think she'd get mad and just be like... Yeah, I think I would, too. Have you ever hit someone

like really no my sister but no no my sister doesn't count yeah but like no not like in like a fight at school like that that's like for like the girls who think they're all that they're like come on fight me like but like the long nails the cheeto girls the cheeto girls bro literally y'all heard it here Piper watch it Piper's trying to start something yeah Piper yep Harper just watch out Piper let's fight she's coming for you oh that was really scary that was really scary

That's what I'm saying. If Harper came in with that energy, she wins. Do you think Piper even knows who I am? Yeah, I don't know. Who's this random little girl? She's 17. She's 17? We have a list of questions that we just ask on the pod. We? You? You gotta read it out loud. Just read the first one.

Are you 18 plus? No. No. No.

Oh my god. The next question said, are you single? Oh, well, you gotta answer if you're not 18. It doesn't matter. We've never made it past the first question. Wait, when's it hurt though? No, we got to are you single last time. Oh yeah. January 31st. Oh my gosh, you're almost 18. It's January 31st. I can set a timer. No. I'm kidding. That would be like a 500 hour timer. It's a joke. Is it? Bro. Maverick, how old are you?

I'm so old. I'm actually old. I'm 36. No, you're not. Are you actually 36? Yeah. No, you're not. Yes, I am. That's a joke. He is. Are you actually 36? Yes. Yeah, so that was a little weird that you said that. That's crazy. No, you're not. Yes, I am. He's got a lot of like Botox and stuff. No, you look so young. Stop telling that. You're going to boost his ego. No, I'm actually dead serious. That's crazy. How old did you think he was?

Like in his 20s. Yeah. Like 21. Oh, I wish. You are not 36. This is a prank. If I was still in my 20s and we were doing this. That means you're like almost 40. Yeah. Well, don't age me. That's crazy. Oh my God. And then he's almost 50. That means he's almost dead. What? Almost dead at 50? You are. Not gonna lie. All the men in our family.

They don't really make it past like 65. Yeah, you don't got much longer, Matt. Shut up! 65? Wait, isn't that like an average lifespan? No, shut up. No, 75 or something. I'm gonna live till I'm 111. I believe you. No, obviously he's not 36. What? That's what I thought, and you guys were all like, that's like... Okay, how old do you think he is? Guess. How old are you? Be honest. No, no, you gotta just guess from looking at him. Like 20...

You said you were so old, though. Oh. Don't laugh like that. Don't laugh like that. That sounded like an old man when you laughed like that. Like...

23. Me or Kat? You. Who do you think is older? You. You're older. I know that. Oh, you know that? Okay, so now how old's Mav? 26. Wow. I'm 20 and he's 21. No one's ever given me like above like 21. Oh, you're 22? He's 22. Bro, you said you were older. I was like just a decade lower. No. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, how old do you think I am? Okay, you are

20. She's bad at guessing ages. Stop. You all got even close. I never had anyone guess me over 21. That was close. 19, 21, and 24. I usually get 19. You're 24, right? Wait, are you being serious? We just said our ages. 19, 20, 22.

You're only two years younger, though, and y'all make it seem like he's, like, in a grandpa. I know. But he is. Yeah, facts. Yeah. Low-key. That's my grandpa that's not ready to settle down. Yeah. Have y'all finally worked on before? Yeah, I actually work every day. What are you talking about? No, she's talking about...

Maverick got his lips done once. What? I want to get lips. Let's start more rumors, Kate. No, I did not get my lips done. That did not happen. I need my lips de-done. I need a de-duction or whatever it's called. I don't think you can suck out your actual lips. My lips are huge. Guys, it was bad. Before Cash's braces, his jaw was pushed forward so his lips looked extra pointy. I had an overbite really bad and I had a big lip. I was like,

Bro, do you still wear your retainers? Yeah, no. I do. Do you wear retainers? Yeah, but I don't wear them. Harper, would you ever get like lip filler or anything? Yes. Me too. Just like one millimeter because I have very tiny lips. Me too. So when I'm like 18 or something or 16, if I am out of the house, then I will. You could get like a lip filler. No. You guys don't need lip filler, ladies. Hot take, hot take. It's so bad. I don't think lip filler looks good. Yeah, I don't.

I don't think it looks good. Every girl that's got lip filler. No, every girl that's got lip filler. They walk back in the door and I'm like, you look worse. That's because they get so much, like two millimeters. I only want like one. I just wanted to make it look like I have normal lips. But I just think a girl needs to look natural.

No. I don't like when they look like they have work done. I want to look fake. What if they're ugly though? I want to look plastic and fake. Well. If they're ugly, do they need work? What are they supposed to do? Yeah. All right. So if you're ugly. I guess they do have those resources available. If you're ugly, I don't know, maybe, Kate, you want to take this one? Yeah.

If you truly think you're ugly, then get some work done. Like, period. No, I don't think that. I mean, Kate's fake. Her hair is fake. Her eyelashes are fake. Someone thought my hair was fake. It is. They stood up on my thing and asked if I wear a toupee. Wait, wait. I said, what? I'm sorry. If a guy has fake hair like a toupee, that's weird. That's kind of interesting. Well, I mean, if you have to, like if you're balding. I'm fine. I mean, bald, I get it. But like, if you have hair and you got fake hair...

As a dude, that's weird. Shut up, Harper. That's not true. What'd she say? It's just not factual at all. I see a scalp. She said he's balding. Yeah, Harper thinks Mav's balding. If Mav was balding, it would be because of you. Turn around. Let me see. Let me see it. He is. Oh, you do have a little bit of a bald spot. No, I do not. You had a trip. It's so hard. They did the same. Maverick, it's okay. They did the same thing to my brother. Harper, do I have it? Do I have it? I

secure now kind of just a little bit but not as much as I'm not as old as you so every year they told my brother that they were like you're balding and my brother was like super self-conscious and went to the barber and was like am I balding and his barber was like no bro you're good oh my gosh but

We got him. Not bad. He went to the barber and asked. He was stressing. I was wondering why he went to the barber. He was like, did y'all make fun of your brother-in-law or something? He was concerned about him balding. Oh my god. I was like...

Dude, I was wondering why he went back to the barber two weeks later. He just got a cut. He just got a cut. You gotta go ask some Q&As, okay? How to know if you're balding young. What's like the youngest you can bald? Like 25. Oh no, there's some people that will bald even younger. Like receding hairline. Or no, there's alopecia and little kids can have a lot of hair and stuff. You think that's funny, a receding hairline? Why'd you laugh at that? Alopecia? She was either laughing at alopecia or she was laughing at receding. Oh, um, um, um.

trick trick trick it's something I know I know what it is but yeah or like your eyelashes or yeah I could stop don't do that wait do you pull your eyelashes no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no don't do that Harper I will no I actually like like literally I feel really bad because like if like you like pull out your hair like I like I

I could never I know it's like a disorder but I do you have you guys ever pulled out your hair? No, yes, I sometimes I'm just like like in the morning when I start my hair just like falls out. When I'm brushing my hair and it doesn't work I like start smacking my head with a brush and it gets so annoying. I used to do that actually. I would be like and throw my brush. Like the round brushes. My hair always gets stuck in my mouth. Oh my gosh. No, I have a story to tell y'all and my mom can prove it.

Prove this is true. Your mom always says it's not true. No. Okay, so one morning I was brushing out my hair and I wanted it to look like I had a blowout. And so I combed my hair. What's a blowout? It's like when it looks all like... It just like is flowy. Yeah. It looks like the 90s haircut. Yeah, it was like really good. But like, so I did it and then I rolled it up in the brush and I let it sit there until I was done with my makeup and then I started like rolling it out and then it was like...

like on my scalp and it would knock it off. And I, we, I'm not mom. How long? Wait, where's my mom? Well, I'm not lying. What? Who was on that chair? Nobody. It's your mom. Mom, how long were we taking the comb out for? Yeah. For three hours before school, we were trying to take out the combs. Did you go to school late? Yeah. No, like a brush.

You had three hours to get a brush unstuck? How long ago was this? Like a year ago today. A year ago today? Yeah, yeah, literally. I fell asleep. Are you okay? It was very traumatic. You know like Gak or like slime or like whatever it is? Yeah. I had Gak that I bought from the dollar store when I was like 10 and I fell asleep with it.

Got it stuck in my hair. Oh my gosh, one time, you guys remember in middle school when slime was like the thing? Yes. I was like, I want to know how sticky this really is. And I threw it to my ceiling and it stuck there. So many people have done that. And I couldn't get it down. What, have you done that? No, I just will go to people's house and there'll be like, like a pink stain on the wall. And I'll be like,

I have one at my parents' house. What happened at your parents' house? And my mom is, like, mad at me. Sorry, Mom. I didn't mean to, like, slime your walls. Oh, yeah. I did that last Christmas at your parents' house. Yeah, we did. Remember? We did. I had that sticky thing, and I went...

You'll do it. Oh my God. You know what's worse? There's like these two like lamps that they have. Oh, no. No. No, she doesn't watch the podcast. You're fine. Okay. So they have these two lamps and they have these little glass like jars around them. And Cash had already broke one. No, no, no. My brother-in-law broke one. Okay. Michael broke one at one point. So only one of them had the glass jar left. And we get this thing stuck to the ceiling and we're trying to get it down.

And we end up knocking over this lamp again. So they're both broken. And now they're both broken. And she's never noticed. I will say, it wasn't mine. It was Zach. So it was like years and years ago when he still was on the first one. But she still has never noticed this one. And she's never noticed either. Never noticed this. Oh, no. She got really mad. What are y'all looking at? My hair got pulled out. Let me see. Just watch. Oh. Oh, no.

Oh, that's my biggest fear. That? That'd be terrible. Wait, is this from the brush? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. We have to pop that up on the screen. I'll send it to y'all. Look. That's the... Oh. It's so bad. That's so bad. No, but yeah, I'll send it to you, but yeah, it's so bad. What was bad was I got extensions, and when you don't take care of them, it destroys your hair. So I got extensions, and I kept them in for way longer than I was supposed to, and then I went and I got them taken out, and I was...

almost like all my hair was gone and I cried for hours. Wait, how does it damage your hair? Yeah, how does it, I thought it like helped. Also like when you get the sew-ins, it like, cause it's like literally, I'll show you. Like at your root? Yeah, I have sew-ins in right now but they're taken care of so I have good healthy hair now. But this was like two years ago, I got extensions and I got them

done in California but I lived in Texas so I just couldn't go get them taken care of so I just let them grow out and they just pulled on my natural hair and it just like pulls on it and it just breaks it did you ever make it to school that day yeah I did and I just wore a messy bun it was fourth and fifth oh my gosh why'd you even go no I don't know my mom made me go but no I have a photo of the brush in my hair too

You look sick. I'm so sad. How did you do that? You tried to do that. I don't believe that you didn't try to get it. Yeah, I was like, oh, and then we cut off all the bristles. Oh my gosh. You cut the bristles off. I'm sorry.

I pretty much lost both of those pieces. If she can't brush her own hair, you can't brush your own hair. Shout out to your mom for that. My mom would be like, shave your head. Yeah, it was so bad. She was like, well, we might have to cut it. I still feel like it's so weird. Both of you still go to high school. What's that like for you in public school right now? What's it like for me? Oh, it's weird. Everyone talks about my tics.

and they're like how much do you make? That's the one question. I'm like y'all are have you never been raised? Yeah. Exactly. I'll meet people for the first time and they're like how much money is in your bank account? I'm like who asked that one? Yes, me too. What's your answer? Which one? This kid in my baking class was like do you want to like you have like money, right? And I was like

I was like, do you not? I'm just kidding. And he was like, do you want to like bet? I was in baking class and he was like, do you want to bet like $100 if I get a better grade on you? Like than you? What? And I was like, no. I'm sorry, no. I'm not trying. Like no. And he was like 15. I was like, no. No, sorry. My sister's ex-boyfriend. Oh gosh. Is your sister younger than you or older? Yeah, she is. She's...

Oh, God. Is she, like, my age? You don't know? No, she's a year older than you. Oh, so 15. Wait, does your sister, like, not want to do, like, social media? No. Really? Bro, I'm the reason my sister's, like, famous. My sister does not. Yeah, my sister does not like it. Because people will be like, she doesn't like living with a child. Harper, listen, we can't say those things about our siblings. No, I am the reason my sister got famous. Yeah, you are. Oh, no.

Same. Yeah. I'm the reason. It makes me cry at night. You gotta ignore him sometimes. No. How many followers does your sister have? 200k, which isn't like- Hey, that's still good though. But still, but like- That's like- For one day, she had more likes than I did on one of her videos. I would cry. And I was in the video and- Was it the one where it was like- It was like- Yeah. Yeah.

I remember that one. I was like, are you... Okay, well, I'm just going to go cry. No, like, I was just so mad. But your sister's never like, I want to start doing it. Do you guys... Me and Cash have never been mad at each other for, like, likes. Like, we're just happy, like, if we get likes. My sister, she gets so mad at me if I don't repost her Instagram post. Oh, my God. And I always tell her, no, I'm not going to repost. And then she'll go to my parents and be like...

repost. No way. You're literally, and guess what? They'll make me repost her Instagram. I'm like, great. It's like, I'm not doing that. You're literally using me to clap. Next time I post an Instagram photo, I'm going to text Harley, like, can you post this on your Instagram? My sister asked, she said, Harper, can you follow me? And I was like, no. Yes, me too. You're so good. Is this her?

I was like, no. You said no? I was just like, no, Reese, I'm not following you. She was like, I'm your sister. And I was like, you're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all you would already. You're all

Yeah. What do you mean? I don't. You guys don't really want to follow you. No. No. I'm just kidding. No. She told me to mention her on the podcast because she wanted clout. I don't think she meant in this way. She literally said that. So I'm mentioning her. What's her name? Maggie. Hey, Maggie. Hi, Maggie. So there's your clout, Maggie. Now she's going to have haters. What's her at? What's her at?

Oh my God. At Maggie. Yeah, it probably is. Well, she probably has a private account. Oh my God. Because she like...

is weird about that. Yeah. But like she wants you to repost it but she's private? She has a private account but she wants you to repost it. No, I'm talking about a private account on TikTok. I think I definitely follow her on Instagram. Yeah, same with my sister. What do y'all mean? No. I could never not follow my siblings. They need to be nice. We need to have beef. No, but what's it called? I, yeah, the one question I always get asked is how much money do you make? And I'm like, look at my net worth. No, no, no. Because that's

They lie about it. And they say it's so much bigger than it is. What does your net worth say? You don't even know what net worth is. It says like one million or something. Yeah, me too. I know, I know. I want a high five.

higher ones than y'all yours is probably like 8 million harper what what's net worth do you even know it's how much money you make uh yeah everybody look at what your net worth is not quite mine has but it varies who's got the lowest and who's the highest okay wait don't say yours yet okay okay all right i don't know if i found it what do you mean i'm looking find it what you don't have one listed somebody's gonna have like an absurd one look how i just spelled my name oh oh

Wait, is this me? I don't know. What do you mean? Well, I don't know. It's Kate Marie, but I don't know if it's the right Kate Marie. See, look. This one says between 2 million to 5 million. And then this one says 500K to 700K. Oh. So obviously they're accurate. You don't want to hear mine.

What is it? Mine was 2 million. Literally, mine is different on every website. Same. Yeah, me too. Okay, y'all ready for this? Yeah. 42.5 billion. Please. Billion? You went on some random site. You went to that site. You went to a random, random site. It's just this, literally, it's right there. It's like the first one I clicked. Billion? 42.5 billion. That's like the richest guy in the world. Sorry, guys. Y'all were close. Well, so mine is either 600,000 or 2 million to 5 million.

Yeah, me too. Mine is either 500,000. It says it somewhere. Oh, yeah. 500,000 or... Wait, do you ever answer the question? Like when people ask how much... I say look up. Look it up. It says that I make 3,000 to 4,000 each TikTok post. Guys, TikTok doesn't pay me. Yeah, what? Everyone always asks me that. Harper's exposing all of TikTok. Yeah, no, TikTok doesn't pay at all. Yeah, TikTok doesn't pay, but it makes room for good creativity. Yeah, but...

Doesn't the creator fund make your videos not go on the For You page? Rumors. We don't know if that's true. Sounds legit. All of them are always rumors. Everything about all of them are always rumors. I was going to do that when I had 100k. I said that I was 18+. They were like,

Like, they said, like, would you like $4,000 or $100? And we got to, like, do a scale. And I picked $4,000 each video. Yeah, and then, yeah. Are your parents, like, sketched out by social media? They used to be. But now that, like...

it's like regulated you know what i mean yeah it's normal but true yeah and like they're supportive because it's like you have a lot of followers yeah just dating hard now that you're like on social media are you like well i have a boyfriend but he doesn't like my social now that his girlfriend's really yeah it's hard to find someone that's honestly but i i get it like i i get it it's part of the insecurities but it's like

At some point, like... It's a job, though. Yeah, exactly. It's a job. Yeah. So... That would really... Did you share something?

I don't know. You're laughing. So I'm laughing. I don't know. You were just laughing. You know, I was thinking about, you know, like, what's things that you guys like in a guy that's like, like, what do you want a guy? What do you want a guy to like? Money mansion looks. Stop touching your mic. What would you want a guy to do if he's going on a date? Pay for us. Buy me dinner. Yeah, but like, honestly, I would want to like do something. No.

Like perfect first date. First date. Go to an arcade. I can't say that. What is like the perfect first date? Oh, well, I can't say that now. Either go to Grimaldi's or like go to a really fancy dinner. Dude, if I weren't dairy free, we would go to Grimaldi's right now. What is Grimaldi's? It's like a pizza place. It's such a good pizza place. You need to go while you're here. It's so good. Hypothetically. Hypothetically, perfect date.

I'm 19 years old, so I gotta think about this. While you're thinking, I'll say mine, because I already have it. Harper's just waiting for someone to ask her out. I think about this at night. Wait, for Harper's future boyfriend, take notes. Yes, so my first date, my perfect first date would be going either to Grimaldi's or a fancy dinner or a arcade, and then

That's a big difference. Or, like, something, like, fun. And then... Are you tall enough to play the arcade games? She said five-star steakhouse or Chuck E. Cheese. Either one. No, no, okay. So then after that, either, like, an Italian place. Any Italian place. And then you pay for me...

What did you say? You said, my bad. He literally told us all to make sure our alarms wouldn't go off. He said, turn off your alarms. Sorry, so yeah. That and then pay for me. Oh my goodness. Well, I think I've thought of it. So think of the notebook. Oh.

you love oh my gosh we should watch it tonight when you watch it oh my gosh that's so fun yeah anyways oh why'd you just go what's your sorry so you know like they're on the lake in the canoe i need to know this because i told kate i would take her on a date next week and i don't know what to do oh so unfortunately you can't because the notebook i don't know where it was filmed but i know you can go to that lake but anyway so if you ever want to take me there but there's like the canoe they filmed

I want to go on that with like all the little ducks around you. Oh, that's so fun. It's so cute. And then hopefully if you plan it on the right day, it'll start raining so that I can pretend I'm Allie. So what? So Katie wants to go duck hunting. All right, what do you want? Yeah, facts. I would say like I want like an activity

an activity like yeah like like basketball no no no what about paddle boarding like snowboarding okay probably like probably like yeah what about jet ski riding okay like on a boat like on a boat actually i'd be down that'd be so fun take me out on a yacht yeah are you good at trying to get kidnapped at what i saw you posted skiing pictures but were those pictures okay wait i

I did ski. I did ski. I feel like most girls just go there, take a picture, and leave. Okay, but listen. So, basically, first day was rough. I, like, ate it down, like, every single thing. And I could not get up. Because, like, when you fall on the skis, you can't get up. Like, you're... You're, like, doing... Nice. Oh. Nice. I just peed my pants. She did. It's okay. It's the best of us, especially Kate. Anyways, but,

- Okay, now you're getting mean. - Oh, well. Anyways, I don't know what I was saying. - Thanks, Jo. - Your skiing trip. - Your skiing trip. - You fell on the mountain. - Oh, yeah. It's like so hard to get up. But the second day, I was like the best skier out there. - On the mountain? - Yeah. - Yeah. - I pick up things quick, though. - True, me too. - If I believe I'll be good at something,

I'm good at it. Yeah, no. I ski every year. You ski every year? I go skiing every year. I have a house in Breckenridge that I share with my cousins. Do you? Yeah. Oh. Do you? You don't even have a house. Mom, we pay the electric bill, right? She's saying no. Is it a timeshare?

Okay, it's your best friend's house. It's basically my aunt's house. Okay, so you have a family member that lives in... Is that where your first date's going to be? Is that what you want? No. She said, I have a house in Breckenridge. Okay, so I basically have a house up there. And so we go skiing every year. And it's so fun. And we're like a perfect group of girls because there's Audrey Morgan, me, and Reese, and then Will is a little baby boy. Okay.

And, yeah, he's so cute. Are you guys allowed to, like, go on the mountain yourself? Yeah. And we, like, we have so much fun. You don't get lost? No. No, because Morgan, she turned 18, and she's in college now, sadly. And now Audrey is 16, Reese is 16, and I'm 14, and we just, like, go. So y'all are... Yeah, we're a pretty good quadruple. Is it like a resort? Or is it, like, just like a hill? Just a...

Honestly, it's like a resort. She might be skiing in the parking lot. No, I literally have a board. No, but like, it's like a resort almost, kind of. Would you ever snowboard? Yeah, I will. You snowboard? No, I don't ever snowboard, but I like always like go skiing when I pull, so I thought it was so cool. No, but I want to snowboard. I want to start snowboarding, but...

want to I want to go skiing again. It's so much fun. But I always have like traumatic experiences. Yeah because my shoes like snow gets in them and then I start crying and then I want to get hot chocolate. I don't like all that. Yeah and like feet warmers and stuff. Yeah. Cash always gets mad at me though because I was skiing down the mountain and I hit a pole and that was

And that was my last straw. It was my first day skiing and I kept falling and everything hurt. Me too. She had a breakdown in the middle of the mountain. Me too, bro. I was stuck at like the top of the mountain. Yeah, I was crying. I was so sad. I was like, I suck. I'm never going to be able to do this. Oh my gosh. And then I stopped crying and I was like, I can do this. And I skied down the mountain. Really? She didn't hit a pole, guys. Oh my gosh. Your sock is... Watching her. I've been trying to take her sock for so long. I saw you watching her.

I've been trying to take her socks off for so long. She told you about her advanced socks the other day. Her socks are expensive. She's like, they got sticky stuff on them. Harper, I'm so sorry for the violation that just happened to you. Hey, the mic is not broken. That's the best part. Why are you trying to see her toes? The other day she was showing her socks and there was like the sticky thing on it. Is everything okay?

Yeah, sure. Is the TV okay?

I think Harper was dramatic. No, you pulled my whole body with the sock. Honestly, I believe it. She's tiny. She weighs like 60 pounds. It did not come off. It's stuck on. Should we start wearing shoes on here? Okay, I've thought about that. But we're not allowed to wear shoes in the house. Yeah, Kate would kill us. Honestly, I might allow us to carry our shoes upstairs and put them down in our seat so they just sit here. And then take them off. If you want to walk around, take your shoes off.

You want to know why? Because shoes are dirty, and I don't like it. You know what's funny? The first time I came here, I was never going to tell you this, but I am. So basically, I was in the car, and I used to not wear socks in my shoes. Dude, you literally— That's what this guy does. No, I wear socks. Yes.

let me talk so so basically I was like oh my gosh I'm scared like what if they're one of those houses where you can't wear shoes and my mom's like oh they probably won't be like and then she's like they're just young 20 year olds they don't care about that we walk up to the doorstep and it says cute shoes but take them off or something like that yeah and I put a doormat down because I was tired of everyone and then I was I was like oh

And I was like, I was like, look down at the doormat. That's like the doormat she was talking about in the car. I was like literally, and it was the first time I was coming here too. Oh, also, what's it called? Look at your ring doorbell. Like every time I came here, you know, like. Do you make a face? Oh yeah, I've seen the faces she makes. Not today, but like the few other days. No, but. I'm gonna.

No, literally, literally. Keep doing it. It starts lagging. It's so crazy. Like, I, it was like so weird. And then you're like, oh yeah, just take off your shoes there. And I was like, mm-hmm. And then I had to borrow my mom's socks. Yeah, she was like tripping out. She's like, mom, I need your socks. I remember that. You were like making your mom take off her socks. And I was like, what is going on? Yeah, because my feet were ugly. That would be so funny if you walked in barefoot. Oh, God.

I probably have before. Like a hobbit just walking around with a sock on. Listen. Oh my gosh. I... Never mind. We're listening. It's hot. I just don't like the thought of shoes that have been in the public bathroom where people pee on the floor being in my house. Yeah. I used to wear shoes on my bed. I've done that before. Really? If I get home from school and I'm like... That's crazy. That's crazy. Guys. That's so...

Wait, you still do it? Yeah. No. I still do it. That's wild. No, but she still does it, bro. That's actually crazy. I was 13 when I was like 14. Not like in my bed. Do you guys ever sleep on top of your bed? Yes. Every night, actually. Really? I usually sleep on my bed. I'm normally on top of my bed. Yeah. Like. No, no, no, no, no, no. I meant like. Sometimes I'll sleep under, but usually I'm on top. That's what I'm saying. I'm in.

On top of the covers, like with another blanket, like not under the covers. Why? Do you not want to make your bed a mess or something? No way. So, no. Just me. That's just you, but. No, I do not want to be a mess. No, I do because I'll try to get in bed and if I haven't showered yet, Kate makes me.

Lay on top of the bed. Guys, I'm sorry. I'm really germaphobic. I think something's wrong with me because it's really bad. I'm germaphobic with other people but not myself. No, I'm talking like if you've been outside, do not sit on our bed until you have showered and put clean clothes on. Kimberly doesn't even let me sit on the couch most of the time if I haven't showered. If I come home, she's like, please don't sit on the couch. Sometimes we come in from playing basketball or football and we'll just lay down on the cold hardwood floor. Oh my gosh. And there's a mop. And

and then we get up and there's just like sweat prints of a body you can see her bodies where they were on the floor and y'all wonder why I'm like take your shoes off please don't sit on my couch that's dirty that's my bad yeah so I have to mop after that what time you going to Fright Fest dog?

We. Sorry, what time are we going? No, so they were actually supposed to be at my house by 4.30, but I pushed it back just for y'all. Oh, thank you. Well, we can wrap it up. How many people are going? Including us. Duh.

Okay, so it's just Harper going by herself. Apparently she doesn't want us going guys. Harper, are you embarrassed by us? The thing is, is this a public place? So I'm going either way. Stop touching your mic. This does nothing. I haven't touched my mic this whole time. It does. It makes the noise. Joe is shaking his head yes. I haven't touched my mic this whole time until you toppled me over the mic. Yeah, you're doing the most here. Turkey.

Huh? Huh? Turkey jellyfish. Dude, I did it to an eight-year-old the other day. And I was like, I was like, I went up to give him a fist bump. He was like six or seven. And I was like, turkey. And he said it at the same time and goes, turkey. And I was like, oh. It was so cute, actually. Are we best friends?

It was like meant to be. But yeah. All right, guys, I think we're going to go ahead and end the episode here. Thank you so much for watching and make sure you guys enter the competition that's about to play. You want to say it, Harper? Peace out, bro. Shaka. It's your name. Peace out, bro. Shaka. Yeah. Peace out, bro. Shaka. Peace out, bro. Shaka. Peace out, bro. Shaka.

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