Kate and Harper’s Friendship is OVER!
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- You're a 21 year old man and you're still obsessed with dinosaurs. - I'm alone. - I like dinosaurs. - He doesn't shower. - He showers. - Look at his leg, that paint can never be washed.

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- Smile for the camera. - Stop! - All right, I'm actually sorry. I'm sorry, guys. - Do you really care? - Yes, I care. I mean, I told you like five times to stop and you just didn't. - I'm sorry. I'm gonna give you a hug. - No, sit down. - Can I please show y'all one thing? - What thing? - Just watch. - Harper, your mom is laughing at you. Your mom is-- - Oh! Yo, what's up, everybody? Welcome back to the podcast. - I got a new lip balm. - Cash is on his phone. Oh, and Kate got-- wait, what is that? - I got a new lip balm.

She got a lippy. It's the Laneige Pepper, or it's the Laneige Candy Cane Lip Balm. And I got it because I love peppermint-like flavored lip stuff. Love. Love. Did I sound like Stitch? Yes. Love.

Wait, wait, wait. Matt does a good Stitch impression. He had just too much alone time at one point in his life or something. Who could master the Stitch voice like that? I think there's still heat between you two. Heat? For y'all that don't know, the other day, literally 48 hours ago, 24 hours ago, Mav and Kate

Got into a very heated argument. Actually, it was not heated at all. That was the most heated argument you guys have ever been in. Cash, that was not that heated. It was one-sided heat. One-sided heat? That's kind of crazy. Are you talking about in the living room? Yes. Yeah, no, I was not mad in the living room. It was just like later. Yes, you were. I was mad after. I mean, Maddox was obviously the most mad. You were calling me names and things.

Let's not bring it back up. Move on. What's next? What are we talking about today? We need to bring this up. This is great, guys. Trust me. I called Kate annoying, and she got mad, and many other names. But I was thinking about the annoying one. I just thought that was kind of crazy because she's called me annoying probably a million times. They were arguing, and it was crazy. Kate was all like, Matt, I just don't get why you think that. And he was like, I'm not talking to anyone in this room. No one. Kate.

Kate, you're so annoying and stupid and you can shut up. It's like, y'all, that's what it was. Alex is shaking his head, yeah. That is not what happened. This conversation had been had three times and they wanted to bring it up again and I was just like, I'm not having this conversation. no, no, no. And then Kate, she's crying, she's like, why would he call me names? And then Mal was like, dude, it was heated. I don't know why y'all are all blowing this off. This didn't happen. It was not that heated. Well,

- What had happened was something was done during filming the day before and everyone on set agreed that it was kind of crazy, but Mav didn't like that I had said something. - All the time, Mav and Kate disagree on things about videos and what can be said and what can be this and what can be that. - Y'all don't understand my hard life. - And me, I'm like the moderator. Like I'm normally like the middle ground. Like I'm like, oh, this could be said, you know?

Are you speaking English? Yeah, what? But anyways, Matt and Kate are like both very opposite ends of the spectrum of like what can and can't be said or filmed or posted. And they argue a lot about that. It's true. I have too much pride. And Kate has too much fear. Yeah.

And these two things don't end well together. Yeah. It's a rescue for disaster. Either way, I brought it up again because everyone who had been there the day before was there again and I wanted to get others' opinions, but he did not like that I brought it up again.

Because either way. Yeah. It doesn't really matter how the argument is. It ended up with name calling and tears. And it was crazy. And then afterwards, I was like, okay, I'm done. Okay. Mallory, come here. Kate, come here. And I called to the same room together. And I'm like, you guys, you know, talk this out and apologize to each other. And Kinsey, for some reason, he was like, and Kinsey, come here too. Well, you guys are married. You'll have to do it together, you know? Like.

And I was like, you guys need to talk this out and apologize to each other. And it was literally like children. I was like, Mav, why are you mad at Kate?

okay now classic woman thing starts bringing up stuff from weeks ago actually it was kind of unfair i'm not gonna lie because kate's just sitting there like just crying i told you i didn't want to do it i was like no no i told you i said i don't want to talk to anybody while i'm crying and you were like it needs to be done and i was like well why were you crying because i was upset because he called her names but not just called her names wait there was a whole argument

You know what I think is disgusting? Your husband hasn't taken a shower. What the? And I can prove to you that because, look, there's still paint on his leg. I told him before, too. I was like, Harper's going to roast you. You need to go wash your leg. Yeah, because he didn't tell me that. But, hey, to be fair, the paint that is still on my legs from, like, two or three days ago, Kate washed my leg.

So she has to wash her legs. You're like, here, Kate, wash the legs. So it's Kate's fault. Because I was like, here, Kate, you wash my legs. And she washed my legs. I didn't even know he still had paint on his legs. So I, therefore, am not responsible for the paint on my leg. Yes, you are. You are. What? You are my washer. It's your leg. You're my washer. You're my washer.

If I would have washed it, it would not be there. You can guarantee that. Yeah, well, it's disgusting. I'm opening for a new washer, man. Anybody want to be my new washer? No, I don't want to wash your leg, actually. What? I still paint on my nails. Yeah, you do. You actually have more paint on you than anyone. Okay, well, anyway. Kate's singing now. Okay, we're lost. But yeah, the argument...

I don't know. I wish I could. I should have videoed it. I'm videoing it next time. But this, you guys, was the only argument they've ever had. Not true. And, like, the whole time. That's not even close to true. That's not true. What? You guys have never argued like that, ever. We have argued multiple times. No, not like that. I've been standing in that same doorway having to apologize multiple times. It was such deja vu. No. I don't care what y'all say. That was the only time y'all have ever argued like that. What? What else? When else have you been calling her stupid, annoying, annoying?

Did you call her stupid? I may have called her stupid. Listen, guys, it was a bad moment. It was bad. It was a low moment for you. It was a low moment. You know what Kate said? She goes, and we are, by the way, we were talking about me at my worst. Okay. Like, this is like one of the worst things I've probably ever done. Okay. It's just really bad. Kate told me, she said, I just don't know why he called me stupid. Like, you would never call Kinsey names. And I was like, well, I might one day. I don't know.

If we get really mad at each other, we might. No, the thing was, Kate didn't specifically actually call me any names. Kate would just say things like, that's the stupidest thing. You don't actually believe that. That's the dumbest thing ever. That's a lot different than calling someone. No, but it's implied.

It felt fine. I felt like a 50-year-old mom that had two babies. And I was like, okay, so apologize for calling him stupid. I wasn't even upset. Apologize for calling her stupid. Now hug it out. You apologize for saying he's ignorant? Okay, all right. Now hug. I literally said that, Harper. I said, now y'all should hug. Because it was a conversation that I didn't want to happen right then and there.

And it was good that it did. Was it? Maybe it would have been better later. Yeah. It would have made you feel better if I wasn't crying. That didn't really affect me. Didn't care. Heartless. He couldn't look at me. Yeah, I was looking at him. She's sitting there like... I was, like, trying not to cry because I told... I said, like, five times, I don't want to do it when I'm crying. And Cash's words actually were, no, he needs to know that it actually emotionally affects you when he does that. I just wanted it to give you over with. Whoa! That was...

What the... Should we call your mom to come pick you up? Cause that was crazy! That was crazy! Wait, was that real life? Wait, that was real? Oh my goodness. What in the world? Reclip it, reclip it. I was gonna call your mom, but my phone just died. Sorry, you're just gonna have to suffer now.

- If you guys didn't watch the last episode, Harper's accidentally told her mom that her farts sprayed everywhere. - It will be the last episode. - Oh. - Yeah, it's not the last episode, but it was a long time ago now. - Sorry, we filmed it a while ago. What are you doing? - Making sure you don't get COVID or something. - I thought it just broke.

Wait, what are you doing? Okay, Harvard, next time you fart, you gotta be at least that far away from me. Alright, I'm sure another one will come up in the episode. Okay, you must be 100 inches away. She just stayed so chill, too. Didn't move at all.

I feel like it's only socially acceptable for her to do it, though. Like, if me or Kinsey were to fart like that. Can y'all please? Yeah, next time you guys have a fart, can y'all please do it? I've never heard Kinsey fart before. Have you, Mav? Nope. Really? Never happened. No way. Yeah. She refuses. That's Kath. I'm serious. Do you poop in front of him yet? No. What? Yeah, she won't. She told me before the honeymoon. She was like, what happens if I have to go to the bathroom? Wait. Oh. Wait.

We should have talked about that in the honeymoon episode. We had two bathrooms. That was the best part of the entire honeymoon.

That was your highlight? Two completely separate bathrooms with showers and everything. It was crazy. That was your highlight. Was that y'all didn't have to be near each other. Wow, it was so convenient. She was worried about it before. She was like, what if I have to go to the bathroom and make poop noises? No one can watch me poop. I will not allow it. When I'm pooping, it is me and that's it. Me and my poo. So what if Kate just needs to be in the same room? No. She's not just going to sit there and be like,

The family that vacations together stays together. At least that was the plan. Except now the dastardly desk clerk is saying he can't confirm your connecting rooms. Wait, what? That's right, ma'am. You have rooms 201 and 709. No, we cannot be five floors away from our kids. Eh, the doors have double locks. They'll be fine.

When you want your connecting rooms confirmed before you arrive, it matters where you stay. Welcome to Hilton! I see your connecting rooms are already confirmed.

Hilton for the stay. What? Okay, that's weird then. I wouldn't allow that. No, I would not have done that, but he's been so weird and made such a big deal about it now that it's like, what do you want to do? No, and Kate wants me to watch her poo. Well, that leaves the door open. That's because me and Cash are different when we go to the bathroom. We don't. You're different? We're different. We're not like normal people. When we go to the bathroom, we don't wipe sitting down.

Yes, I... What? You stand up when you wipe. You watched each other go to the bathroom? Yeah, I've seen him. He stands up when he wipes. Hold on, wait. Time out. How do normal people wipe?

Before I say anything. I usually go behind. Yeah, we all do that. That's not what I was asking. Yeah, if you go front to back to front, that's just wrong. That's so wrong. When you what? Do you stand up or sit down? I believe the correct way would be sitting. No, that's not what I asked. I said, what do you do? Oh, I sit. You don't stand? I stand on the toilet seat. So I...

That's the best way. You just drop the toilet paper right then and there. Well, now I'm like insecure. Is that not how you're supposed to do it? No, that's how normal people do it. Yes, that's how me and you both do it. I know. You stand up. That's why no one can watch us, okay? Yeah. It's a very vulnerable position. That's gross. Shut up. I'm serious. You're lying. No, I'm serious. That makes sense. And then I found out he does it too.

wait why does that make sense why does that make sense oh my gosh okay wow i'm here on the wall no no no i'm highly disturbed okay um so cash and i have black tile on the floor in our bathroom and toilet paper as we all know is white for the most part

No, not for the most part. Toilet paper is white, actually. Mine is always white. It's just white. So, um... For the most part. I don't know if you're telling the truth right now. Yes, I stand up when I wipe. Yeah, he does. It's on the wall. It's on the floor. No, it's not on the floor. Every time I... I never understood it. I was like... What? There's like little like... Little like shavings of toilet paper on the floor. What?

That is not from that. Don't let her get in your head. That's not what that's from. Yeah, that's not me. No. I always thought, like, wow, the roll of toilet paper must really, like... You think he got sandpaper for a butt? Toilet paper shavings ain't just going everywhere. I think they are. Like, when it rolls up in those tiny little things. Yes, like, the little, like, shavings are on the floor, and I never understood why. I thought that the roll just, like, flung them off.

Yeah, that doesn't happen in my restaurant. Are you lying? No, I'm not lying. But that makes zero sense what you're saying. I think it's highly more common than you would think. Well, don't stand up and wipe your butt in my bathroom. My phone's dead. Someone Google how many percentage of people stand up. Yeah, I'll Google that. I'm actually scared to fart in front of boys. You just did. No, you're not. I'm not in front of.

- Not in front of them, but like other boys. - Guys she cares about. - She just got us women, Mav. - Yeah. - She just called us like, boys she doesn't care about. - If I had a boyfriend, I would be too scared to fart or poop. - Yeah, they just wanna seem feminine and not gross. - Super feminine and I'm like, I don't poop, I don't burp. - Not me. - Not me. - What's the percentage? - I fart on Cash a lot. - What? - Is it not good for us? Oh, they found 65% wipers.

Uh, wipe sitting down. Wipers. 65%. And 34% wipe standing up. Yeah, it's not that uncommon. Wait.

And I bet all of those are men. That actually makes sense. One in every three people white. What's the last 1% do if they don't sit or stand? Wait, wait, wait. They're just not white? Bidet. 65.7 and 34. Wait. I've been wanting a bidet. That would make sense. Yeah, you should. Wait, you should type in America. Well, everywhere else either uses their hand or a bidet, I think. In Italy?

I could not use the bidet. I was too scared. Yeah, me neither. Why? I've always wanted to use one. Fine, my mom walked in on me using the bidet and I got in trouble. You got in trouble? What? She don't want water going straight in my butthole. Harper. No, that's valid. I don't know what y'all are saying. That's why I won't use one either. What if it wasn't purified water? Yeah. What if it's dissonant? I could have got mealworm. Might catch a DNA or something. Guys, my mic keeps falling over and I might crash out, but it's good now.

You're my crush. Oh, thanks. We'll have to be updated. Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, one in every three. And that actually makes sense because I'm seeing six people right here. Seven. But did you type in America?

They don't have wiper stats for just America, I don't think. I don't really know. Yes, they probably do. But why does it matter? You think, like, if British people sit or stand, that makes them less... Yeah, like, why does it matter? No, because they just have different habits in different countries. Like, I think it's India. They are only allowed to wipe with their... I think it's their right hand, so they always shake with their left hand. They eat with their left hand. Yeah, that's, like, honestly more...

That's interesting. We should pick that up. That's more feminine. That's more feminine. We use a lot of trees with toilet paper. There is some people that I think there might be some countries that Mavs is right. They wipe with their hand and they just wash their hand. Uh-huh. Wait, no. My mom had a roommate in college that did that. About what? That would not be my

roommate for any longer. She wiped with her hand? They were just put together randomly, but yeah, she didn't use toilet paper. About that. Wait, not using toilet paper and wiping with your hand are two different things. Yeah, she wiped with her hand and then washed her hand in the sink.

That's disgusting. I'm sorry. Oh my gosh. Not using toilet paper when toilet paper is there is even crazier. Now I'm good. That's crazy. Even so, when she pooped, she had to... Oh my gosh. That's so weird. Do you know if she got married ever? I don't know. My mom never talked to her after freshman year. Oh wow. Yeah, that's understandable. I really wouldn't either. If I just saw some man walk out of the stall and he's like,

Waiting in line for the sink. God. You can have the sink. Ew. That's bad because sometimes when I wipe, I get poop on my hand. When that happens to me, I freak out. I couldn't imagine voluntarily doing that. And then I try to wash my hands and then they still have that after smell of poop. Yeah, it's kind of impossible to get off. I wonder what they do in Ireland. I wonder if they sit or stand. In Ireland? Yeah. Why in Ireland? Because you're Irish. You have a red beard. No, I don't.

I don't, man. He does have a red beard. Are you okay? His beard grows in red. My beard is not growing red. His beard grows in red. It is a fact. No. I saw it the other day. He was red. No. Red is red like Harper's hair. No, red. This thing is like my knee. Yeah, I think we need to take that away from you. You're very distracted. No.

No, but I was gonna say what was I gonna say crap I had something good was something about his red beard. No, it wasn't you cut me off again No, I'm telling you my beard grows in Brown Maverick just thinks it's no it's red He was like I'm gonna say it's right on the pod because I was gonna shave it He was scared of everybody seeing no because

Because it's not. It was red. I know what I was going to say, guys. What? Oh, my gosh. My feet. Okay. So, what's it called? Wait, wait. Let's see if your feet is a foot long. It's not. I just checked. Wait. Measure mine. Is it a foot long? Cash, you kind of have small feet. No, it's not. All right. But what I was going to say was when I'm in Canada, which I haven't even said on the podcast yet, I'm going up to Canada. Woo-hoo. Canada. Canadian. I'm going to be a Canadian for a month. When you go there, what?

I am going to be myself and post weird TikToks. Yay! Yes, Parker!

She did post an old Harper TikTok the other day and deleted it. I was so embarrassed. What the? She deleted it so quick. It was the poop one. That was really embarrassing. Oh, that one was hilarious. I didn't get to see it. Can I see it? Yeah, you can see it. My sister was like, Harper, you need to delete that. She literally told me face to face. She was like, Harper, you have to delete that. That's so embarrassing. You're going to get so trolled at school. I was like, okay. That was one of the funniest videos I think you've ever filmed. That's kind of crazy. Can we pop it up in the pod or no? Yeah. Wait, what?

On the pod and her account are two different things. All right, look. Ready? I'll show you. No, but watch the second part. Just wait for the... I'm about to freak out. I can't...

It was really bad. Pulls her hair out. It was crazy. I could pull my hair out like no other. Yeah, don't do that. No, that's not. No, no, no, no. Don't pull your hair out. Dude, I'm going to throw a version of that, but it's just going to be me walking out of the bathroom, and I'm just going to have the poop on my hand just waiting in line. No, I have this memory of when I started, because I didn't start social media when I was still in school, too. And Cash always tried to get me to film funny videos that would do good, but they were embarrassing to me, so I have this. You're like this.

You okay? I don't mean to interrupt you, but Julie Donald's one that we filmed last month. Oh. Did you post it yet? Why not? Because I think we want to re-film it. Oh. I don't know if I did. Show it to Harper. Show it to Harper. She's going to lose her mind. Oh.

- I can't believe Kate did this. - I don't even know if Harper would do this. - Yeah, she would. Harper would do it, but she wouldn't skip a beat. - Let me see. - I cannot believe I got Kate to do this. Wait, Kate, was it on my phone or your phone? - I don't, it would've been on my old phone if I have it. - Really? - Yeah, 'cause I like-- - Watch it, dog. I'm gonna take that away from you. - No, anyways. - Sorry about that. - Well, Cash brings up the highly embarrassing video of me at McDonald's, something that is so out of character for me. - I found it! - Did I see it? - Oh no, oh no. Wait, is this it?

Let me see it. You're not ready. You're not ready for this I hope that I like laugh because it would be really awkward if I don't oh my gosh Would you do that? Yeah, wait, did ash is that real poop no

What is it? Why did I turn around and look at it like that? I would do it. I like examined it. I would real poop on the ground if I had like a dress on. No. No, you shouldn't do that.

You know somebody do that every dollars I saw a tick tock of that she just threw it out She was mad at the workers. She's hit it right there in front of him picked up and threw it out My friend in class today and this guy don't ever do that in school. Well, I thought it was funny I know but I thought it was funny. I just realized what you said. I mooned my friend in class. I

And they thought it was funny. No, well, who was it? My friends my two friends My two friends my two girlfriends. No, don't ever do that. Don't do that. I'm gonna keep doing it I feel like she's making this up right now. No, there's literally a photo. Well, don't I don't need proof What do you mean that was you what do you mean kate what What photo?

Kate, what? Kate, you're going to need to explain yourself. Did he go on my private story? Yeah. Did he go on my private story? Uh, yeah. Wait, wait. Explain what y'all are saying, Kate. What do you mean that was you? Why would there be a photo evidence that's horrible? Wait, no. I thought it was just some girl whose, like, pants weren't pulled up all the way and, like, you were making fun of her. No! That was me, Kate. You posted your own movie? No!

posted it on her very private account, but somebody opt and showed it to a guy, but it has, like, a red mark over it, like, red markers, so, like, there's... You can't see my butt. Because, like, you saw it in the video or in the photo. And, um... Harper! You can't do that! I...

Have to know What was the thing you were gonna say before I interrupted you by the McDonald's thing

A couple years ago, Cash was like, oh, let's film this video. It's going to be so funny. And I'm supposed to walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. And I cried about it. Do you remember that? Yeah, I do. It was pretending to be my boyfriend for a day. And I did things. I was like, oh, give me chicken nuggets. And then one of them was walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper attached to my pants. And I was having a mental breakdown because I was like, people from my school are going to see this. Kenzie's freaked out over some TikToks. I had to show Kenzie. My first one ever with Maverick was...

you're in class girl i think he's out there guys look at scotch is like paper roll okay all right anyways um i was no i was in class but i was like behind everybody so nobody could see me oh my god but there's a picture of it i know i got a little mad about that wait there was a lot of people in the class she says she's in the back i was in the back of the class but there was there was your mom is gonna talk to you after this my

Mom, I'm just a kid. No, you're not. Security cameras at the school too? Not in the classroom. Wait, there's not? Do you guys want to see me be a girl? Why can't there be cameras in classrooms? Yeah, I guess. That seems unsafe. That does a little bit. Hey, no, there's not. Because there was a kid

At our school that had inappropriate relations with the teacher. No. Same. And it was not brought up until like five years later. This is like normal? What do you mean normal? What the...

No, my volleyball coach, my sophomore year got kicked out halfway through volleyball season because she was an English teacher. She was having some relations with a freshman. Yeah. A freshman, not even a senior. What in the world? Yeah. No, same. We had a, we had a chemistry teacher that got booted halfway through the year. Cause five years prior, she was, no, you didn't shove something up your nose. Did you please tell me you didn't shove something up your nose.

Okay, so she shoved something up her nose. Harper, what are you on? No! No! No! Cue the dolphins. I already know there was dolphin noise. Not just dolphin noise. Blur her mouth because people will read her lips. Yeah. I'm sorry. Anyways, I was just... No, no, no. Actually, you're done. You've used up all your words for the episode. So unplug your mic.

All right, I'll do it. So, Kinsey, you were talking about TikToks that you were upset about? Oh, one that we've not even posted where I was laying on the beanbag. What? He was watching the thing in my forehead. Do you remember it? She still won't let me. Can I post that now? What is it? I'll have to reevaluate after the pod. Let me ask Harper. Oh, my phone's dead. Wait. Yeah, that was a funny one. It was like Kinsey's first TikTok. Matt made her film one that was kind of crazy. And to this day, they have not posted it. Wait, what was it? Yeah.

I was laying there talking to him about stuff that was not super appropriate, and he... It's appropriate. Well, I don't remember anymore, but... You're just talking to me. At the time... No, no, no. It was, like... Remember? You don't remember? No. And she's like... And I had to, like...

- Kate, you were my only person going for it. You were rooting for me. Everyone else was like, "Just post it." And Kate was like, "No, y'all need to give her some time." - That was not near as bad as Kate's McDonald's video. - I'm looking at the charts.

Not happy. It's bad. It's not good. Yeah. What? Looking at the charts. The Spotify charts? Yes. Yeah, guys, please go follow us on Spotify. Give us a five-star rating. We're trying to become the number one podcast in the world. I'm not happy with the charts. If you guys want to help us become the number one podcast in the world, all you got to do is go to Spotify. Go follow us. What is with Talk Tua? Is she beating us? Yes. Talk Tua? Really? The Hot Tua? She's number three in the world. Wow. I did not have a lot of faith in that, honestly. What does she talk about? She talks about...

her funniness and being a fine 21 year old and i don't know i did not i honestly like i mean not like shade to her but i just like i remember seeing the clip of her like walking into her studio and it was like she had no like it they made it seem like she had nothing to do with it and i was like well she didn't have anything to do with it is it gonna be okay wait is it just her oh uh i think so or no no i think she's guest on and her views are getting pretty good i wonder who's doing it for her we need some martial sports i think

Well, either way, you guys should go follow us on Spotify. No, wait. Better, better, yeah, yeah, better. You guys should go follow us on Spotify, LOL Podcast, because we're trying to become the number one podcast in the world, but we keep getting like... Funniest podcast on earth, actually. We keep getting like number three, number five, number four, but we can't get number one. So, but if you guys follow us, we can get there. Yeah, we are falling off. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, you know who else can't get number one? Cash. He tried to get number one on Famous Birthdays, couldn't get it, tried to get number one.

and a lot of things. I was number one on Famous for a Day. No, you never became number one. Well, let's check. I was number two. What? I have the answer. I was number two on Famous for a Day for like three years. What's funny? Your face. Yes, it is. All right. Anyways, you know what's actually funny? How Cash like tends to like... How you have red hair? Whoa, that's crazy. That's pretty funny. What's crazy? Oh, I know. I was like 16 there. 15. Wait, what's crazy? I don't think her red hair is funny. I do. Okay.

Hey! You're being mean now, dog. I don't know. She was about to say something to me. I could tell. Wait, what were y'all looking at? Famous birthdays. You want to hear our current ratings? So we're number one podcast. Now out of the hosts, Harper is number one. Wait, did they not add Kinsey on there? Maverick is number two. Cash is number four. Three. I'm number four. Kinsey's number five. But Kinsey's number 130 in all of famous birthdays. Girl, okay. 130? Already? Already?

Yeah. That's kind of crazy. I don't even have a picture yet. She didn't even have a picture up. They did DM me and tell me to put a picture up. So I'm in front of all famous birthdays. That is kind of crazy. You're already 130. You started like two months ago. Mav is 18. Cash is 20. I'm 47. Yeah. Dang, Kenzie. I know.

That's actually really cool. What were you about to tell me earlier? I just think, I don't know, like your lips are really crusty and big and I don't know how you kiss those things. What the? That's fair, that's fair. Why are we all acting like Like we can't see it? Like the crust is really falling off as he talks. I don't think so.

Thank you. I would like to borrow this. You can borrow some if you want. Okay, thank you. No, actually, I'm not sure if that would even help. Yeah, I wouldn't let him do that. Yeah, but anyways. Okay, and I was also thinking about it. Show us your nails. Why are you hanging on him? He's going in on me. Now put them over. Show us the warts. What do you guys mean? No, look at his nails. His long nails. Okay, we get it, guys.

- I bet tomorrow he's gonna flip them 'cause of me. - Yeah, he shaved his beard after I told him, you know, he is a little red. - Wait, y'all should actually grow out your beards. - Actually, I don't know why. I would be proud if I had a red beard. I don't know why you shaved it 'cause it was red. - Red beard, leprechaun awe. - They ain't know what you saying that. Yeah, you looking like the male version of Wendy's girl, huh? - That's kinda mean. - I can't believe it.

year old kid on the bus on the bus specifically no actually dang that's crazy every time she sits up straight her back is popped dude when you do that face you look like a frog what face did I do you went what it's just a face you normally make you usually look like Harper you usually look like a hippo but like that's mean say something else

You look like a basketball. Oh wait, you look like this basketball because you're all full of colors. You're a 21 year old man and you're still obsessed with dinosaurs.

Leave him alone. He just got in a desert dinosaur. Look, there's two dinosaurs over there. Why are you being so mean? There's two dinosaurs over there and he's your husband. I like dinosaurs. He doesn't shower. He showers. Look at his leg. That paint can never do anything. I think that goes on in the shower. It's starting to peel off. I painted my entire face that day and it all was off after one shower. No, he showers.

I don't... Stop. No, stop. Gotta prove he doesn't shower. He probably uses his hand when he wipes, too. He's probably just... He might fake his showers. You guys don't understand. I just turn it on. Let everyone think I'm showering. I turn it back on. Have y'all done that before? Yeah. I'm like, Kate's like, take a shower. I'm like, shh. Shut up.

I'm kidding. He's laughing, but I don't think you'll understand. His feelings do get hurt. What? Rob looks like a girl with a little earring in. Or her. I get it. I hide. Uh-oh.

What, Kate? It's mean. What? To call him a little girl? Just everything y'all have been saying to him is kind of mean. Which part? He's laughing. Everything. No. Talking about his lips, his fingernails. That's a compliment. Naming off the nails. The paint. He covered his lips.

He's acting like it doesn't hurt his feelings. He's laughing with us. He's fine. That's what I'm saying. No, he's not. No, it really is fine. No, it's not.

It is fine. Look at him. I think it's fine. No, because no one here likes when they get made fun of like that. None of us do. Oh, you're just speaking for the whole group now? I think everyone can agree that if we were to start just making fun of the way we all look, we'd start feeling pretty bad. We're not doing that. We're not making fun of how everybody looks. We're making fun of how he looks, okay? Yes. That's a lot of fun. But why don't we start making fun of the way, like, you look, Maverick, or Harper, or Kinsey, or see how everyone else feels? Oh, like when you got me a Styrof truck? Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay. But...

What's not okay is his unibrow that's coming in because I can see it from here. You're right. I see it. It's like actually now. Do you see it? No. Listen, I have to shave that, okay? Okay, listen. Mav, I've tried forever and ever and ever to get you to stop being rude. You have a lot of pores on your nose. I'm not going to lie.

I have to be honest. Why are you being so mean? That's probably why he's lower than me on famous birthdays now. Oh, you might be right. Why? Why? Why what? I've tried to get mad for just not being mean forever, but I've just accepted it's like in his blood. What? You're just being mean. Harper's being mean? Yeah, why are you being mean? Oh, you're in trouble. My mom. Your mama. Oh, look, she's in trouble. Mom. All right. Well, I don't.

No, I promise you Kate. I do not care. He doesn't care. Like, no. I don't care. You know your husband. I make fun of them too. It's almost like I know your husband more than you do. The amount of things Cash has called her is way worse. Wait, wait, wait. What was she saying? It's almost like I know your husband more than you do. No.

You don't. I agree with you, dog. It kind of seemed like that because he says way worse things to you. Yeah, exactly. Way worse. Why are you saying that? There's probably 10 minutes of clips of Jackson calling you all sorts of crazy things. No, stop. I'm being serious. Stop being rude. Rude? Yeah, you guys are just being mean. You gotta be so rude. I'm telling you it's okay. I know it's fine, but you know, you don't know my husband better than I do. I mean, I

I don't think anybody knows. Okay, you're right. You're right. Womp womp. Okay, move on. Okay, it's fine. I promise you. Whatever. Okay. It's fine. No one ever cares what I say anymore. I mean, look, he doesn't even shave his legs. Harper, stop. I'm telling you to stop.

So stop. It's okay. I can take it from here. I just don't understand. There's so much wrong with you. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm like being so serious. I know I shouldn't say that. I know it's mean, but like... It is mean. It is rude, but it's also really funny. That's what I'm saying. I'm sitting here thinking. I just think it's stupid. What's stupid? I've made fun of Harper so much. I made fun of her right there. Harper, stop.

Oh, she's getting angry. Kate, seriously, it's fine. I make fun of her red hair. I make fun of her height. Well, I don't want to listen to anybody make fun of anybody. And I don't want to listen to her make fun of my husband. And I'm trying to tell her I'm being serious. Please stop. Kate, seriously. I think there's only one option. Please smile. Do we have earplugs anywhere for Kate? I don't think it's going to stop. Kate, I'm telling you it's fine. I make fun of her. I made fun of her first. I called her. I called something about her hair.

Literally a while ago. Wait, smile. Smile for the camera. Stop! What? Okay. I'm telling you to stop. Kate, I'm actually sorry. I'm sorry. You see the... Because I see it. I'm actually sorry. I'm sorry, guys. That's actually... I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kate. No, you're not. If you were sorry, you would have stopped. Wait, do you really care? Yes, I care.

I mean, I don't really want you to go get your nails done with us tomorrow if you're going to be acting like that. Oh, no. Kate, it's fine. Wait, are you being serious? I mean, I told you like five times to stop and you just didn't. I'm sorry. Hey, don't get mad at her. She's just a teenage girl.

Well, I told you like five times to stop and you just didn't. Don't tell me people's feelings are actually getting hurt right now. That's not what I'm saying. I'm more irritated at the fact that like... I wouldn't stop. Yeah, it's like no one listens. But Kate, we do that all the time. But I'm a minor. That's what I'm saying. You can get away with it. I'm sorry. I'll give you a hug.

No, sit down. Oh, Kate, you're actually blowing this out of proportion. What? No hug for you. Sorry. What? Wait, what are you laughing about? You just exploded like you had whatever Hershey thing was called. I don't know what the Hershey thing is. What is it called? Hershey's. Yeah, you exploded like Hershey's. What's going on? I was kidding. You got me scared.

Were you actually? Yes. I was very torn because I'm in front of her first and I always make fun of Harper. And you were like, Harper, don't make fun of him. After I literally just said something about her hair. Bruh. I was like, I don't know what Kate's on. Is that the first? That was pretty crazy. Okay. I said, oh. No, I am being. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.

I like rejected her. I was like, no, sit down. I like sitting here. I felt really awkward. It's fine. And I was like, I did not feel awkward at all. I'm used to her being mad. Oh my gosh. I'm not some rage woman. Like they like to make me out to be. I wouldn't take talk though.

You're not a rage woman? No, I'm not. Have you seen your TikTok clips? Yeah, about that. No, I was kidding. I can definitely be mad. Kay sounds like this is Omni's on Call of Duty when she raged. No, guys. That's what she sounds like. I thought it would be so funny to pretend I was actually mad at Harper. So that was... I'm sorry. I think you scarred the little girl. That was your big prank after all the pranks we've done to you? Yeah. Did I get you back? Yeah.

You did. It's fine. I felt zero remorse the whole time. Mav never feels remorse when I get upset for anything. I was just confused because literally all the jokes Harper said and Mav and I said, we literally say those like 12 times a day to each other. All of a sudden, Kate was like, guys, that's not funny. Don't make fun of him. We say that every day. Dude, I was actually like, there's no way we're doing this. There's no way right now.

Well, I'm glad you guys had your little makeup sesh. Well, there was no real makeup session because I wasn't actually mad. Yeah, we get that part, Kate. We got that. It was a joke. You're still going to get clipped up and look mad, though, unfortunately. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, people are still going to clip you on TikTok and be like, Kate's mad. Guys, why? Why can y'all never just pick a good clip of me when I'm not looking like a psychotic woman? Maybe? Wait, why do you always look like a psychotic woman? No, you guys just always pick. There's been like...

A handful of times I've looked like a Chicago woman. Bro, you should audition for She-Hulk. Who's She-Hulk? Who's She-Hulk?

You know what Hulk is? The green guy. It's the girl version. She-Hulk. The big wing guy. Is she sexy? Well, her secret is she's always angry. What did you just say? Her secret is she's always angry because she has to deal with living in a feminist... What is the word? I've never heard of She-Hulk, though. A world ran by the patriarchy. I don't know. I've never heard of She-Hulk. She-Hulk? It's a whole series. It's okay. Moving on. A world ran by men?

Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. No, listen. You guys, like, love to pick and choose. Wait, tell your mic, Kinsey, towards you. Oh, I was trying to let Harper get in. Oh, because then y'all's mic echoes. Or no, Kate, you just do it. No. Yeah, like, I don't want you on the couch. No, that's not true. I love Harper. No, I actually love sitting over there with y'all. I know. The Great Divide is, like, Harper's sacred spot. She only comes over here when she needs it. Yeah. But, no, like, you guys always pick when I'm, like, raging, and it makes me look psycho. Maybe you can, like, pick one when I'm, like, being nice to you.

Nice TikToks just don't perform. Like this, make this. You know? Nice TikToks don't perform. Oh, you know, you just gotta get creative. Like, Cash did the little, uh, whatever that dance was, that song. Oh, yeah. I got a question for you. Yeah, and that went really viral. Yeah, it did. People like it when I dance. What can I say? No, I don't think, no. Oh, that can't be appropriate. Can we blur that? Can we put a box?

box over that i heard his butt shaking his pants don't put yeah there's a lot i got a big butt listen don't put a box over my something on his shorts my dancing huh there was like something on your shorts too really he looked like harvard's tiktok it's the paper towels or the toilet paper he did look like my thing it's like the paper towel i take one for the team uh-huh

That is voluntary. I'm literally sitting on wood. No wood? Listen, the show gets the same amount of views no matter what chair you sit on. Yeah. I hate to break this chair. I wonder, do you guys ever...

I bet there's somebody out there that's like- Because we filmed two episodes and then Cash switches his chair every two episodes. Do you guys get excited like, oh, what's Cash gonna sit on this time? Yes, everyone does. I bet some of them do. That's why I sit on my stuff. I do see some comments about it, but like- Sit on fire. Like, why are you sitting on wood and not fire? What the heck? Yeah, I think it'd be way better if you sat on fire. Have you seen it one time? Give me your hair. All right. No! Don't put it on your skin! No, I can- Can I please show y'all one thing? What thing? Just watch. Clip this-

Please don't pull your hair out. - Don't. - Harper, no, no, you're about to listen. Hold on, listen, listen. Wait, wait. - I'm listening. - What are you, why? - What? - Why are they whispering? - They always whisper. - Okay, you're about to go do your first movie. You don't need your hair falling out. - Well, I know that, but also. - Don't pull your hair out. - Harper, don't do that. - Don't. - Mom. - Her mom. - That's a big chunk. - No, no, no, no, no. That was actually a lot of hair too. - Put it down. Put it down, Harper. - Harper, stop it. - Put it down. - Put it down. - Put it down. - Harper, your mom is laughing at you. Your mom is, oh!

You're never allowed back on the show after this. Your mom is getting so mad. Oh my goodness. You can see the dots on my scalp. That made me want to throw up. Mom, don't cry. Don't cry, Mom. Mom, cheer out. Stop, Harper. No, that's like terrifying. Stop laughing. You're making it worse, Kesha. I'm not. I'm straight-faced. Harper. You really can't do that. Mom, why are you

a big deal because that's not socially acceptable why you just like pulling your hair out you shouldn't do especially that much i mean that was great that is a big amount when you said it i was like oh she might pull one hair that was a lot this isn't that much harper okay moving like at first i was giving you like a tiny like stop you know because i thought it's gonna be one hair you wrap that thing around your finger i was like no no no no

Nothing wrong. Yeah, you're both now. Yeah, I still plenty of hair okay moving on So you pull your hair like you go back in the same spots you pull the whole thing out Yeah, sometimes it grows back on your cheek, you know Get so mad about that Did anybody got a good reason what's wrong?

Yeah. No kids, please do that. Seriously. I'm being serious. Don't do that. Barbara, why can't you just listen to us when we tell you not to do it? I know. I know. We should tape it around Cash's mouth to see what he looks like with a red beard. Yeah. Mom, I am sorry, Mom. My mom's going to have a talk with me on the way home. You have like one, two, three, four, five, six things she's going to talk to you about on the way home. Just from today's episode. There's a list of things. She brought over a notepad this time.

But they better clip that. No. That might not even make it in the episode. You're talking about clips, bro. That might not even be in the episode. Oh. Yeah. That's kind of. You just. Okay. I mean, you already posted. She did already post it on her TikTok, her pulling out her hair. You did? Yeah, she did. Really? But I deleted it. Oh. You oiled it? Deleted it. Oh. Why do you delete all your videos? Because that one was the poop one. Oh.

If they don't do well in the first like two seconds, she's like, oh, I can't. I gotta delete it. I'm gonna be honest. This is how much hair would get ripped out at Shear every day. That's true. What? Why does your hair get ripped out at Shear? Are they catching you by your hair? My hair would get stepped on. Oh. Yeah, it would be so bad. Oh.

And I used to get ripped out by how like they caught me. Like my hands got like if I was doing like a full down or something. Wait, you were a cheerleader? Were you fired? Just a few years. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Nothing like you though. Oh, you know, nothing like me. I'm kidding. She's just too good. Guys, y'all want to come to my game tomorrow? Yes. Actually. What game?

Like a... Like a... Squid games, yes. You mean basketball? No, my, uh... Basketball game? Cheer game, and I'll perform just for... Well, we're also... I thought we were gonna go to the one next week. Next... Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, because that's... Yeah, yes. Wait, we're going to a game? Yes, we're going to her game next week. What game? Her cheer game. It's so unhinged. It's going out. Take it. Swallow it. Make up your mouth. I'm not gonna lie, it tastes really good. Mm-hmm.

Maybe did you use like coconut shampoo? You did not just swallow. Do y'all think I'm like mentally not? No, no, no. I said you didn't, Jess. No, she didn't. She popped back out. Do y'all think I'm mentally not okay? What? No, you're fine. You're mentally fine. Yeah. You're just funny. Unhinged. But don't pull your hair out. That's just a bad example for other children. Guys, please don't do that. But why? Like, why did my mom get so mad?

Well, you're not supposed to do that. I thought it's okay to pull out your hair. No. It's okay. We will talk about it later. Let's move on. No, it's okay. I heard we're going to a game. What type of game? So next week, I'm assuming this episode, can I say the guess that's coming? No, just stop saying episodes, Kate, because we always move them around. Okay, well, at some point in the near future, y'all are going to see a darn episode that has a certain country boy.

And I'm not saying no names. Okay, just stop saying everything. Okay. Just talk about the game. You were going to say the game stuff. I said don't say the stuff and you continue to say stuff. No, it's okay. Just the game. We're going to watch Harper Cheer next week. Is your team good? Do you win a lot? The football team doesn't, but the cheer team does good stunts. Why is it that I hear like every high school football team, they're like, yeah, our team never wins. My mom was mad at me.

It's okay. Can we get Whataburger after this? She's like, I'm gonna need an ice cream. Just a Whataburger date will make it all up. Oh, Whataburger sounds good. Sounds banging. Whataburger sounds good. Sounds like a bustle. Whataburger's only good at night. Yeah.

That's so true. Yeah, it's good at night, but it takes forever at night. It does take forever at night. When I'm in the Waterberg of Oz, I'm like, okay, I'm committing at least two hours of my life to sitting here. That's okay. Because I'm gonna get a WAP. Y'all gotta send me with sick back tomorrow. You got what? You gonna send me with slick back tomorrow. Is that like what guys in the 70s or something did? No, that's like a slick back. Dude, can you please light that on fire? I need a slick back.

- What? - I'm sorry. - That's the dance. - That's the dance. - Yeah. - That's a dance called Slick Back. - No, no. - Slick Back. - Slick Back. - That's disturbing. - You ain't seen that? - That's very disturbing. - I mean, he wasn't a good example what he did. - No. - It's supposed to look like you're floating. - It would be bad if I pulled out my hair right here. - Hey, don't. - Oh, oh, yeah. That wouldn't be good. - We're gonna have to put disclaimers on these videos 'cause of you. You know that? - Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, guys. - I had a friend in high school and-- - And 'cause of him, not just you. - What the? Me? What do I do?

That? Yeah, things like that. I can't wait until those paintings break and y'all are like, no, why did our paintings break? You know, very solid paintings, honestly. I don't know how they haven't broken. We put them through a lot. A lot? A lot of abuse. This thing's been around for like five years. The holes that are in the wall because of the, that hold the paintings up with the nails. The nails. The butt holes. Oh, that was Kinsey. That wasn't even me. Kate, when you did that, when you went...

It's so funny. I'm not getting hit in the head again. I still can't get over your beautiful artwork there, Harper. That's good. It's really good. Yeah. I think we should make another one. You should shove your head through it. That's what I'm doing. What? Here we go. There's boards on the side. Ready? You gotta shove your head through where your head is. On the painting. Okay. Very strong painting.

Okay, let's see it buddy I'd like to see this You got absolutely nowhere, but I could see an imprint of your face Just hang it back up man, that's enough

That's enough. It's like bulletproof. I want to hit it. Let me hit it. Survivor King Katrina, man. Survivor King Katrina. I want to hit it. No, let Kenzie hit it. All right, hit it. Wait, you got to hold it up for me. I want to hit it. Yeah, I don't think that's going to work, but okay. Are you ready? Yeah. Wind it up. Oh, that was a solid punch. You know, I think you got higher odds than me. Yeah, that was honestly the best hit yet. Let me try that. Or let Kenzie try it again.

- That's actually scary. Oh wow!

- You should box. - All right, let me try to kick through it at least. - We should have an episode where we box. - I've got an idea. Mal, come here. Hold it. - You want me to smash it on your head? - No, Harper's gonna jump on it. How about you just hold your head and smash it? - No, no, no, no. - Bet! - Somebody jump on it. - I'll jump on it. - No, no, no. - Get lower at least. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hold it up, now hold it up. - Gosh, I'm gonna-- - It's like it's trampoline. Now hold it. - Trampoline time. - You're fine, you're fine, just get up. It's not gonna break yet. Okay.

Now what? Hey, don't break it. Well, y'all are the ones who just told her to get on the painting. Yeah, what do we do now? Maybe she should get off. I don't want her to get hurt before a movie. Okay, get off. Should I do a handstand? No. Just dump her. All right, Kinsey, you get on. Yeah, you're good. I got an idea, actually, a great one. Jump in the air and land on your butt. Oh my gosh, do that. No, no, no, we can't really do that. Why? It's just the way it stands. If I go

I'm gonna break my tailbone, then what? And then you can't walk. Well if you go through it, then you win the game! Oh, we're not letting you go. We just... Yo, that's mean. Don't worry, we are not letting you go on this thing. Just stand up. Now, stand up and then jump. I'm just gonna jump from here. No, stand up and then jump. I'm gonna go straight through it. No, you're not. I got it. You're good. Don't drop me. I'm heavier than a carpet. Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Me personally. Okay, you won a prize. You get two paintings. That's crazy. Oh, all we had to do was break it like that. Hang it the other way. The right way. Hang it this way? Yeah. Dude, I'm about to get knocked out with a painting again. And now there's sharp edges to impale you. Yeah, there's sharp edges.

Nice. It looks more like a scroll. Ta-da! Let's go. That was stupid. Oh, there's that.

What are the chaos can we cause? No, that one's expensive. Don't do that one. What is this thing? Y'all are like absolutely willing to destroy any and everything, but those stupid paintings, y'all have some weird attachment to. We are. We have destroyed everything. Yeah, everything. But the painting. Listen, the painting. I'm pretty sure the TV was more expensive than the painting. No, the painting. This painting's like $700, $800. But we got it for free. I would never spend that much on an actual painting. Yeah, we got it for free. I think art is the most overpriced thing in the world. Not if it's hand painted. If it's like- Wait, did y'all actually get this for free? Yeah.

It looks like it's printed off. I probably is. I don't know. I know. If it's like printed, I'm like, well, but the hand-painted stuff is kind of crazy. I can hand paint. Debatable. No. Where's paint? We don't have the paint up here, unfortunately. No, it's fine. You don't have to prove it. It's not up here, Cassie.

How did he just find that out of nowhere? What are you painting? He's about to paint the wall. Are you stupid? What should I paint? No, paint a bullet. Paint a big bullet hole on the wall and then puncture it. I am sorry. I didn't mean to call you stupid. No, I called her stupid. Attack! You can attack. Hold on! No, paint a bullseye. That's what it is. Why are you... Why? Why more chaos? Why not just be done? We had such a good episode. Are you going to put it on your face?

I could. You could. But I won't. Are you gonna eat it? You think if we paint over it, it'll, like, cover? Not as well. Paint over it. You can sand it a bit. Hmm.

Why don't we just leave the paint on your finger? You ever wanted a blue cup? No, I did not. I'm buying a new one. Simba! I'm buying a new one. We're ordering it right now. Simba! $30 cup coming your way. Oh my gosh. Why would you do that? I might still wash off. No, I'm buying it. I don't care. Stop doing things to my stuff when I say no. I don't care. I would be so mad. Oh my gosh. I don't care if it comes off. I'm still buying a new cup on your card because you need to stop. Well...

That's your card too, sweetheart. Well, I don't care. Ooh, they got new colors out. All kinds of colors. That's cute. Let me see. It's like a yellow cup. I like that one. It's called Buttercup. Buttercup. Buttercup. We're buying a new one. Give me a Buttercup, baby, just to let me die. What? No, I'm fine. Listen, you don't need to buy that. With that money, you could feed 30 children an Africa for probably at least three days. It's clean. It's clean.

I'm still, I'm still gonna buy a new one. Did you get paint all over my bathroom sink? Probably. Go buy a new bathroom sink. No, no. There's no paint on the bathroom sink. Why did he just run over there like a T-Rex? Yeah, he went. He's burying the dinosaurs. Well, that's true. Oh, gosh. It's been his thing for a while. I'm so excited for Halloween. We should start deciding what we're gonna be. Oh, yeah.

Halloween we can do campfires we can we get to wear sweaters What are we gonna dress up as for Halloween Oh for Halloween, I think guys Halloween already passed This is out when this episode goes out Halloween's already gone so sad Yeah, guys We're filming up a lot because we have to take like a five four five week break or something so we're filming like a bunch of episodes and

Um, so yeah, if things are like out of order, that's why like we replaced this TV and then it was broken again because we shot out of order Yeah, but uh, yeah, so that's why we're filling up so many episodes. Yep No, like the things on fire like what on fire your logs and sit on it. Okay What what what I was I wasn't being serious. You got hot dogs in there. Oh, what?

How long have those things been sitting in there and not refrigerated? That's gross. Did these have to be refrigerated? Yes. You were really waiting on someone to ask you to light a fire, huh? Everyone didn't sit on it. He's not lighting anything on fire. Then why do I have a hot dog on a stick? No one likes cold hot dogs. There you go. That's disgusting. There we go. I'm going to cook them all at the same time.

I've never thought about doing it that way. Ew, that's so gross. They're going to all be cooked at the exact same time. With plastic, yum. I just hope I don't cook them unevenly. That would be bad. That would be bad. The bar is literally bending from the weight of the... It's okay. That's kind of crazy. I hate when people are like...

They're like, want to cook my weenie? Like, I don't like it. No, who says that, actually? Is that like a say? You like another weenie? No. Don't use that word. Just say hot dog. Yeah, just say hot dog. Just say hot dog. Well. Oh, but they are called wieners. Look at that. Only that one. Yeah, I don't like that. That's weird. And I am getting hungry, so can we hurry up and cook these things? Yes. You have a lighter or anything? Are you looking for something?

There goes our dinner. Ew, the juice is dripping. Yes, it is. The hot dog juice is dripping. Wow, that's disgusting. Wait, you do have a lighter. I remember. Oh, wait. Yeah, he does. Why? For my logs. You are not lighting this stuff on fire. Ew, I can

We need you. You're lighting that on fire? That's going to take a while to cook, my friend. The plastic is going to ruin your hot dogs. You're going to need a bigger fire than that. You think so? Yeah, I think so. Okay. What do you have? Is that water? Yeah, I think it's water. I'm going to cook my hot dogs now. Let's see it. Cash, stop. Fire alarm, go off. Here we go.

Oh my gosh this is insane! That's pretty good. Oh my gosh! Kade do it do it do it! It's fine Kade it's fine. Oh why did you do that it was already out! It was already out! It was already out and you jumped the water on it. I got the water right here. The smoke! How did you not know how to use this? Now my socks are- Ow! What did you do?

I'm sorry. That was very delayed. Is that it? That was very delayed. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get it off? Did I get it off? Watch now. It's the slushie. It's the slushie. Come on, someone.