Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
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Welcome back to an episode guys! Tidgens are very high in the left side of the room. No they're not, we're fine. Okay, the estrogen is high over there right now. Estrogen? Do you even know what estrogen is? And the estrogen is high on me too. I need to take this off. Okay. I'm done with them both. I have a gift! Yes! Let's start off with a gift, Matt. That is a great idea. I just don't understand why I got so much Celsius on my thigh. Celsius? Cellulite? Oh, it's Amazon!

No, it's not. It's not Amazon. Amazon doesn't use painter's tape. Oh, it's Amazon, my friends. Amazon.com. Give me the gift. Give me the gift. A from A to Z. Yes, this gift is not for you. Dude, the gifts are never for me. The gift is for the estrogen side of the room. Uh-oh. Specifically your wife. What? That's right. What? Oh.

Okay, okay I'm not opening it Kate. I'm not opening it. You gotta open the gift. You have to open the gift. It's rude to deny a gift. I don't know what it is though. I'm really excited to see. Is it moving?

Stop! No, it's a rat! It's not a rat. I'm not opening it. It's not a rat. I'm not opening it. I'm pretty sure I heard a sound come in. It literally made a noise. I'm not opening it. I promise you it's not a rat. If it's a snake, I'm going to hit you. No, get it away. I don't want to hold it. Is it moving? You open it. Kate, open it. I'm not opening it. You have to open it. No, Kate, you have to open it. I'm not opening it. Open it, Kate. Kate.

Whoa, Kinsey. Wow. Kate, what are you doing? I'm not opening it. You're opening it. Who are you calling? Don't worry about it. What the? You have to open it. I can't see who she's talking to. Stop! Whoa! Who are you calling? I'm not opening that. She's calling Kate. Are you calling somebody and not opening it? Why are you calling someone? What is your emergency? I'm not saying anything. We're on the podcast. Tape. Say nothing. Tell me right now what is in this box.

Oh, you're opening that? I'm not. No, I'm not opening it because Matt walked it over to me and it went... And I'm not opening that. So tell me what is in there. Just don't let it get out. He's playing you. He's playing you. Hey, Kate, it's not even moving. Look at it. I'm not opening it.

I bet it's like little hearts and little butterflies. It's lots of butterflies. Should I open it? If you're saying I'm going to be fine and it is something bad, your curfew is not a curfew anymore. You are never welcome back. What do you mean your curfew? You'll actually be good. Just be careful with it. Okay, Paige, I moved my mic. It's probably, it's like a vase. It's like your wedding vase. Let's hear the cake. Move it back. Okay, be so honest with me.

You should be okay. Okay. You should be okay. Tell me what's actually in there. No. Okay, open the box. Don't ruin it. Just set it in her lap. Cash, just open it for her. Open it for her. Cash, open it for her. Open it right on her. No, I'm not doing it. Okay, babe, you're no help.

I love it here. No, Cash, please. Cash, it's got to be closer to her. Let her see what's in it. Just set it in her lap. No. We're opening Amazon. Cash, no. Cash, she's freaking out. She's going to run away. Give it to her now. Kate, you're fine. You're fine. Cash, give it to her now. Oh, my goodness. Sit back down. There's nothing scary in it. You just put your legs back down. Sit back down. Kate, this is boss. Where are you going? What?

You're okay Open it. I'm actually like What is that Kate you'll be okay you will have you okay? This is sad to watch. I mean this is sad Okay

What have y'all done to this girl to give her PTSD like this? It was a faucet and a shower. I didn't have more kids.

Kate you'll be fine. How are we five minutes in and she's crying? Alright Kate, alright kids eat you open it. I'm not opening it. Are you crazy? It's like... Guys, guys. Why isn't... Alright we can go open it. I'm hungry now we get to make smalls. No it's gotta stay on the couch. What is it Matt? It's like giving me the two bowls in here. Just sit in Kate's spot.

Here, here, open it over there! Are you kidding me? No, sit down. Sit down. Why do I have to sit down? You just gotta sit down. Just sit down. I'm trying to! Hey, you're being ridiculous! Kate, it's okay babe. You'll be fine, I promise. Spider! Jolene Spider? Harper's like, what an idiot! It's okay. See what's inside.

I actually don't know what's inside. That's the fun part. I kind of want to open it. It's bubble wrapped, whatever it is. Kate, it's bubble wrapped. Yeah, you're fine. I think. Oh, it's making noises! Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, it goes back. Throw it. What is it? Let me open it. I'll actually open it. It's making noises. Can we just keep this thing open? Give it to me. I'll actually open it. Okay. Okay. Open it. It's open. What is it? I don't know what's in there.

I promise it's not gonna hurt you. Just open it. Okay, just open it, not here. I'm leaving! What are you doing? Why are you coming onto me? I'm trying! Why are you laughing so hard, man? It like keeps making noises. Why is it wet? It's your hair! Hey, just look! Oh my gosh! Guys. You make noise! And why are my headphones doing that? Is it funny?

Oh, Kate! Oh my gosh! I had no clue! Why was it actually making noise? That's not me at all. Oh my goodness. You were crying over nothing! Kate, I don't know you, but I was scared of headphones. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was in there either, babe. All I know is we got great content right now. We are killing this episode. I feel like the girls are not happy. What?

I'm fine! Kate's just being a baby for no reason. Oh my god! She is. I mean, that was like, it's a gift. I mean, she was scared. Come on. Okay, she was scared, but I opened the box, so I'm the hero, right? Kate just thought it was bugs, and she doesn't like bugs. Dude, what noises was it making? Me and Alex just picked some rat noises on YouTube, and I told him to just play it every once in a while. So he's sitting over there just like... I think it was a noise, dude. I thought that was a dragon or something in there.

That was scary looking. It was. Why was nobody going to tell me my hair looked like this? Your hair looked like this? You're the one who put the bow in it. For real, why was nobody going to tell me my hair looked like this? It always looks like that. I'm going to go get a hat. I'm very insecure right now. It always looks like that. I got hats in my room. Can we cut that whole thing? I have hats in my room. It's giving insecure. It's giving insecure. Okay.

Well, Kate. What? Are you okay? Why are you not excited? What do y'all mean? It wasn't bugs. No, but y'all act like I'm ridiculous for being freaked out when I walked into my bathroom one time and there was a live possum in my shower. And then another time I was on stage at a live show and I was given a gift and it was a box full of crickets.

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That's the second time y'all have done that. Hey, to be fair, Kenzie should stop that if she thinks it's too far. Why should I stop it? Kenzie knew what was in the box. What was in the box? Okay, she didn't know, but that doesn't change anything. She's my wife, so she's partially responsible. What? She is. Guys, I really thought something was under there because I saw that thing and I saw plastic.

And it was so weird. It did look deadly. I threw a couple things in there. The fragile logo. That doesn't look good to open. Like, that's low-key scary. When I, like, started opening the box over there, that's when I was like, oh, wait, so Kate has to see it. And then it was freaking blue earphones. Man, that was so good. We should do this more often. Oh!

What? I have something we can open. What? Hold on. It's in the attic. I'm going to get it. Listen, I have a present for one of you and it's actually a good present. Who wants it? I want it. No, no. Who wants it? For real? I think Kate wants it. No, I don't. I don't want anything. I want it. I want it. Give it to me. Okay. No, I actually have something and I've been waiting for it to give it to you guys and I've been hiding it from you guys. So I put it in the attic. Why is it in

Because I was having to hide it for everyone and the only place no one goes around here is the attic dude Okay, I'm kind of excited. Can you go get my gift? No guys? I mean you put it in the attic Yes, I bought a gift to give someone on the episode, but I had to hide it for everyone So I put in the attic okay, is it for it's for anyone, but seriously I need you guys to nominate who wants to get me Actually nominate Kate she needs a gift right now. No. I'm not you wasted space in the attic. What do you mean? I?

I took all my stuff out of the attic and put it into storage so that way there would be space in the attic. It's a small gift. It's like this big. Okay. How about we nominate the youngest of the pod? No, you have plenty. I'll take it. Okay, I'm just going to go get it and then we can decide. You get gifts all the time. You just got a car. I'll take the gift. No, I got the small bedroom. You had to pay for that work at all? That's where it's going. Up into the attic.

Also, how is he going to fit in the attic? I don't know. He's a big man in a small attic. He's never really gone up there a whole lot. Where are you going? The tears made my freaking lashes fall off. Okay. Scared of the dark? Yeah. Do I look like I cried or do I look like an enchilada?

Oh, you look fine. I'm kidding. You look fine. I think you look pretty. No, my lashes are right here. I'm not going to lie. When we put the headphones in there, we knew it would terrify you. That tells me all I need to know. Yeah, well, obviously, if it's noise, then obviously it would terrify her. I just, like, I've had horrible experiences before with gifts. What was just funny to me was Kinsey's face. She kept looking at me like, what's in that box? I could, like, hear him walking around. Have you ever been actually hurt, Kate?

By the boys? Yeah. What do you mean? No. Has any gift ever actually hurt you? No, it's just terrified me. I don't enjoy being scared. I don't like bugs. I don't like rodents. I don't like live things that are not people or honey. And so I don't like when I'm scared with things like insects. What? You know? Yeah. Things like insects. It wasn't an insect. What insect growls like that? It was more like a vegetable. Oh, I was about to yell.

Well, you did yell. Well, I was about to yell hard at Pape. Bronwyn, you missed it. We made Kate cry. Yeah. Because we had headphones in a box and she started crying. They put headphones in a box and they played rat noises through the headphones so that it sounded like there was a rat in there. My guy is going crazy up there. I hear Josh walking around up there. He can't find it. He said he can't find it. Well, keep looking. I'm sure it's up there. I'm worried.

I'm not worried. Dude, stuff is moving. He's a man. It's probably behind all the other junk you put up there. He does have a lot of junk up there. A lot of junk.

let's make cash move all his junk to his storage unit yeah how about that yeah how about that he got that whole jet ski in the garage and it's just been sitting there for like 10 years that's impossible we only got them in 2023 what it's been in the garage in the way for way too long you really should get those moved i've been trying guys yeah cash and i thought it'd be

fun once i'm trying what effort have you put towards getting the move i ask him to what do you want me to do physically grab the jet skis myself and move them out no yes no you have a truck or something do it well i do y'all want to know something i'm not the jet ski move and taking pictures getting them listed on facebook marketplace and selling jet ski girl wait are they still not listed on facebook i don't know i don't think so

I would buy them. Yeah. Well, he told us like three days ago. He was like, I'm taking pictures today. Well, yeah, but what did you guys think would happen? He'd take pictures that day? I didn't think that would happen, to be honest. But, you know, it is what it is. Well, let me tell you something. I met my movie star cousin. Really? You have a movie star cousin? Oh, I saw your mom's Facebook post. Yeah. Is it you? No. Are you the movie star cousin? No. Apparently she has a cousin that actually has a movie star. John Doe Baker. You're related to Cash and Math? No, no. What is it, Mom?

Joe Don Baker. Oh. Is he from Texas? No. He's from LA. Oh. Yeah, he's gotta be from Texas if his name is Joe Don. Joe Don Baker. Joe Don. He's been in over 70 movies. Sounds like a bull rider. That's crazy. He's been in over 70 movies and I just got to meet him and it was really cool. That's fun. I've always wanted to meet him. He's 89. Wait, you went to LA with him too? Yes, he's 89. He's my cousin. That is not what I thought...

when you were saying Joe John Baker. He's my cousin, though. Yeah. But, like, yeah, I've never met him and I've always wanted to meet him. Yeah. That's exciting. Well, you were in L.A. this weekend, weren't you? Yeah, I was. What? I don't know. I'm just thinking. What is Cash doing? I don't know. I have no clue. Cash!

Oh my gosh! Cash! Cash! Cash! Cash! Cash! Oh my gosh. That was so stupid! That's so stupid! Did you not know you were supposed to walk on the beams and not touch the drywall? Yeah, I know that.

The way he was swinging. Oh my gosh. That terrified me. I was so scared. You're lucky you grabbed onto something. My arm is really bruised. How did you do that? Oh no. You guys were yelling at me. I was trying to answer you and then I stepped in the ceiling. Well, did you get the present? No!

Someone moved it. It's not up there. You're literally destroying our house. That's bad. He didn't mean to do that. He didn't mean to do that. And it's like a perfect square just like Cassius' square body. Yeah, apparently I'm built like a Minecraft character. That thing broke in a square. I think the best part was Gerald falling through after. Dude, I'm not even kidding. I'm so bruised. And my shoulder. Well. There's dry

Your body made a pretty big hole You sure you want to be bulky No, you did it you Can we both face it you're gonna let him back up? Here we go

I need to go get my phone. Oh gosh. You're going up into the... You know there's a ladder. You know there's a ladder you can use. Okay, let's go. Don't pull the drywall! Don't pull the drywall! Cash! Oh my god. Okay, hold on. I need to grab the wood this time. No, we're not going again. No, come on. Cash, don't grab onto the drywall. You know, you could really just... I'm gonna go get my phone now.

You really could just use the ladder to the attic. Oh my gosh, I mean the whole- Extention! Extention! Don't hurt his spine! Where's your phone? Oh, you're touching- 'cause I can see the lights flickering. No, you're good, go on! Go on! I'm scared to grab you. You used the ladder!

You used the ladder! I'm gonna fall off! I'm losing grip! The average human can only get against! Just stand up! You're actually kind of sturdy. I can't get through the hole. Well, Cash, use the ladder. Okay, hold on. Alright, that was a better stance. Why didn't you do this in the first place? I don't know! We just got here! Okay, ready? Don't touch the wires! Three, two, one. Oh my gosh! There we go!

Oh, stop touching the wires! There goes the

Okay, don't come back through the hole Yeah, yeah, you use the ladder. I installed those lights. Did you really? Oh? Stripping up here. Oh, oh

Oh, another sock. Okay. I don't believe that's appropriate, Cash. Please don't be stripping. My stomach is growing. Don't take anything else off, Cash, or else you can't come back on the episode. Yeah. The way he's bulking, he won't fit on the episode. Dude, I can't believe this is y'all's wall. Have y'all seen that one? Don't eat it. I want to. Don't eat it. No, that's really bad for you. It is? It's pretty dry. I really want to. No, don't. Don't.

Are we even going to talk about how thin our ceiling is? I mean, that's kind of suspicious. Well, normally people don't walk on the ceiling, so you don't have to worry about how thin it is. I feel like our ceiling had to have been, like, cheaply made or something. I mean, my guy's fat. He fell straight through that thing. Yeah, he did. He fell down like a rock sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Did you eat it? She ate it and then spit it out. It's just a little chalky.

Was it dry? The chemicals in your body. I would expect it to be dry since it's drywall. Yeah, it was pretty dry. You got drywall all up. I know. I got, there's some drywall everywhere, honestly. You know that one Stranger Diction episode where she eats drywall for fun? Yeah. So, why is she not dead? I don't know. That's a good question. People also eat, like, glass on that thing. Yeah, my Stranger Diction is crazy.

Guys, I- Kate has a strange addiction. What? Cleaning. That's not a- Like, no, no, no, but like, she's addicted to cleaning. That's not strange. It is a strange addiction. Where's Kat? It's not a strange addiction. Kinsey, tell her it's strange. Why are you bringing the middle of this? Because you said it's kind of strange. Dev, you said my cleaning is strange? No, I didn't say it was strange. I just said you clean all the time. Did you say it was strange?

Didn't she follow up? She called you a weird little kid. A weird little kid? No, I'm kidding. Um, no, I call Cash a weird little kid. Oh, yep, I got confused. Oh, well, apparently there's a lot being said about me and Cash. I clean too much, Cash is a weird little kid. You know, I would argue that he's very normal and that just because you fall through a ceiling one time wouldn't make you a weird little kid. Guys, look at Cash's spit. Cash spit.

- No! Wait, that was you. - No. - Guys, like what is he moving around? - I don't know, I keep looking up and I'm scared he's gonna fall on me. - He's like stomping around up there. - Oh my gosh, it's an army! - Oh my gosh! Is that the president?

My stomach is- Okay, that wasn't it. That's probably it, right? That has to be it. It has to be. Okay. There's no way. That's it, I think. Okay. Well, that is a lot of Geralds. There's more than one Gerald? I think that's it. Now, does that not scream weird kid to you? It does. That's crazy. He only has so many because everyone kept destroying his. People would take his Geralds and catch them on fire and break them and cut them in half and-

You know, do things to his Gerald's that people shouldn't do to a person's dinosaur. There's a lot of cool things up here! Oh, really? He said there's a lot of cool things up there. Like what? Christmas decorations? So just to reiterate, he moved all my stuff out of the attic so he could have space for his Gerald's? What is that noise? What is he doing? What is that? That sounds like an actual camel giving birth.

I'm not gonna lie, I think he has half of my help calls. Can they hear him? He almost fell on Alex. Oh my god. I mean, my guy said close call. I think we're past close call. Dude, Cash in the Attic is like a whole YouTube channel. Close call! That was terrifying. What happened? Oh. I saw the pure, I saw the pure shogun Alex's eyes and Cash started rumbling upstairs. He was like.

Why? Oh, there's a leg. Oh, there's a leg. You could come down the ladder now. You know, you were just by the ladder. Did you know? Wait, you just knocked our lights out. There they go. Yeah, well, stop messing with the cords, man. Don't touch the cords. You're gonna electrocute yourself. Stop messing with the cords. Oh, I'm scared. Well, you should be. You already fell through the ceiling. I made it! What the heck?

Did you just fall through the ceiling? What did you? Shrek ears? Let me tell you. You went up there for Shrek ears? Oh yeah, this was the gift I found. I found it. Whoa, hold up. All this commotion and ruckus and destruction of our house was over a headband with Shrek ears on it? That was the gift? Also, you realize that's not a gift. I bought that three months ago for a video. Well, I found it one month ago.

So, it's new. Also, it's very, very hot in that attic. Well, it is an attic. You're not necessarily supposed to be hanging out up there and falling through the ceiling. Sorry for the indecency. Who wants to fall through the roof? No, nobody. Oh. You want to go up there? Sure. No. It's pretty fun. I mean, like... You probably shouldn't. You know, there's, like, electrical, and you'll electrocute yourself. Who's going to clean all this up? Not it. This ghost. Probably not me. Probably... Probably Kate. Oh.

If we're being honest here. Okay, what did I miss when I was gone? I heard Kate and Kinsey yelling at each other. We weren't yelling at each other. Oh, a bunch of derricks came flying out. Or Kinsey said that Kate... No, Maverick said that Kinsey said... Hey, why y'all been mad at... Kate and Kinsey have been mad at each other all day.

We have not. We're fine. Sure seems like it, man. We have not been. They're trying to start stuff. We're not trying to start nothing. Oh, yeah? Well, that's not what Kate had to tell me earlier today. What did Kate tell you? She came into my room complaining about Kinsey. Oh, did she? What about Kinsey? I didn't say anything. He's lying to you. Guys...

What? I just can't believe you just went through the roof. Yeah, me neither. I have like, I have like a drywall, like splinchins or something because, uh, splinchins? Yeah. I'm very itchy. Oh yeah. I'm very itchy. Very irritated on my elbows. What is a splinchin? Can you just describe to me what a splinchin is? A splinchin? A splinchin. Yes. Yeah.

It hurts really bad on my elbow. I know, but what is it? What is a splinchin'? Listen, it's very itchy. I think you're a splinchin'. It's tender and itchy, that's what it is. You look like a splinchin'. Yes, that's what I'm telling you. He's a splinchin'. He's a splinchin'. That's what I've been trying to say. Evacuate, he's a splinchin'. It hurts badly and nobody cares. Why is he looking like a splinchin'? I care. Little splinchin' looking dude. How does spit get on this? You spit. You spit.

I didn't spit. I think you did. You're not a camel. You sounded like a camel, you looked like a camel, and you spit like a camel. Okay. Well, I'm glad that you have now put not one big hole in our house, but two. Two. Two big holes. Wow.

Well... And I- I- you know what? If anything, you made a secret passageway. That is kind of like a secret room! No. Dude, we could do a slide from that hole to that hole! Oh my gosh, yes! That's what I was gonna say, is you made a secret passageway from the attic to our secret room. Can we do an air tube and like,

Shoot up. You know those, like, tubes that do the fire escapes that people go down? Yeah. If you put one through that hole into that hole. Like, from Paddington? Wait, what did you say? Do you think? You know, like, those fire escape tubes? No. You know what you should do, Cash? You've never seen those? I don't think you've ever seen those. Yeah, you know, like, when people are, like, escaping. I've seen a fire escape ladder. You mean, like, when they're doing construction on a high building, they put a tube to throw all their debris down? Yes, that thing. But they actually make those for cruise ships that...

make people go down instead of trash. You know what you should do? Yep. I have an idea. No way I'm jumping down a tube into water. I have a great idea for cash. What's your idea, Kenzie? The tube? Deodorant.

That too. That is a good idea. But the tube should go from that hole to that hole, and you should make another hole in that room that goes on top of your bedroom ceiling so you can go through the slide and land in bed. That was a pretty good one. That was a pretty good idea. That's a great idea. Let's go make a hole right now. Okay, but I was thinking about it. What if we made a tube and we put orbs up it inside out?

Orbs? What are orbs? Like the memories. Oh! They're got the core memory. Dude, drywall is just like flying everywhere. The dust. Is that going to be a core memory for anyone? What? That? Sure. I'll tell you what, that was almost my last memory. Because I was terrified. It was almost our last memory too. Me and Harper were like, he's going to kill us. You want to tell me what I heard laughing in the room while I was nearly dying? I mean, it was pretty crazy. What was up with that?

Well, who was laughing? Me. What? You looked stupid as fuck. You looked insane. You were swinging like an egg. For some reason, you're doing the splits. I don't know what was going on. You're doing the splits and your arms are all squinchy. I was like, Andy McNulty, why are you in our attic? Wait, what did you call it? Squintered?

Splinchins? Splinchins. Wait, what is that? I don't know. It's like a version of a munchkin, I think. I don't know. I don't know what splinchins is. It's you. How do they not know what splinchins is? I think he's saying it wrong. Splinchins? Splinchins. Splinchins. The, like, runner thing. It's splinters or splinchins. It's like the runner. He's thinking of, like, the pain that runners get in their shins. Shinsplits? Shinsplits. Yeah, but it's in my elbow. Splinchins.

But why are you calling it splint shins? Splint shins. And shin splints are in your leg. Wait, what are you calling it? A shin splint. That makes so much more sense. I didn't understand what you were trying to say. Do you know what a shin splint is? That's what I have. If someone says splint shin or splint shin one more time, I'm done. All you need to know is that's what I have in my elbows. Okay, and it hurts badly. I'm going to need to see a psychiatrist after this. I'm sorry.

Psychiatrist? Honey, you're going to need to see a doctor. Psychiatrists are doctors. Yes, see? Doctor, psychiatrist. Take Kate with you so she doesn't cry next time she sees a box. For 10K, can you tell me what a psychiatrist does? Maybe I wouldn't cry if your husband didn't put crap in a box to try to get a reaction out of me. He's just being funny. Okay.

I mean, everyone else laughs and you overreacted. You saw everyone else in the room did not react that way. Well, yeah, you guys target me with that stuff. Cause it's funny. You didn't put a possum and you didn't sneak into Harper's house and put a possum in their shower. Cause Harper would laugh. Oh, well, Ms. Zilmer would not laugh, but, but Harper would definitely scream and then laugh. And then probably go proceed to put it in someone else's shower. I laughed. You did.

Did you laugh about my headphones that I gave you? I probably will. Yo, why are you guys salty at each other? I don't get it. We're not salty at each other. Did you laugh about the splintions? Oh, I'm sorry. We're not salty at each other. Are you salty? You're getting really quiet and like making odd eye contacts. What? I'm not being quiet. You guys what? Maybe it's because this episode started out all weird and stuff with you guys trying to scare me.

It was not you guys. She's mad. Okay, somebody's mad and I don't know who it is. Well, I'm mad that Cash had to fall through the ceiling and make this big mess. Well, first of all. Don't worry about it. It'll get cleaned up and we'll call someone to come fix it. I'm mad at the splinter. Accidents happen, okay? Accidents happen in bed and accidents happen out of bed, okay? I wet the bed sometimes. Yeah, big deal. Everybody knows. You wet the floor sometimes. Nobody knew that, Cash.

Nobody. Weird kid, what'd I say? Cut that part out. If we're cutting something, never mind, I won't say it.

No, say it, say it! Well, it's a joke that probably would've got cut anyways. Well, alright, well, just cut the part where I said the bedwetting thing. You ripped the carpet. Guys, the thing is, the carpet, it's ripped. You ripped it. I didn't. We had to get new ones. We just covered up. We had to get new ones anyway. Dude, stop balking. You're making our carpet rip. Dude, the thing is, every time I mess with a mat like this, Yeah, stop it! Cash keeps on talking it over, but it unders me. Cash keeps kicking my chair. I was like, if I'm like this, huh?

would you like that? It's a mat. It's a mat. Stop being mean to her. She's just laughing. I'm laughing too. You're being mean to me. You're like, don't laugh at her. But you're being mean to me now. I'm not being mean. You're laughing at Harper. Do you look at Kinsey right now?

Oh my gosh. Because see how Kate like tries to bite my head off every once in a while? Secretly over there on the side. Kenzie's just like. It's a mat. I'm not trying to bite your head off, Mav. Wait, what? When I think you're being rude, I just tell you to stop being rude. Who's biting his head off, man? Say what you want, man. What's happening? Comments will say themselves that Kate always starts the beef with Mav. What's happening? Baby girl, what's happening? Is that true? Don't talk about it. Me and Harper don't fight. Cash, please. We never fight. Not once. Hey, remember I told you.

This is a podcast. We don't even get into arguments. We don't even get into arguments. Okay? People talking to one. No, no, no. You talk over everyone. Whoa. And you always tell Harper not to sing along, but you're like, beat back. Beat, beat, beat, beat back. He's trying to make it interesting. He's trying to make it interesting. Hey, it ain't my fault that when I'm walking, jaws drop at night. Ah. You want to know a song? What? Ah. Ah. Ah. What are we doing? Ah.

Okay. Guys, what is wrong? I don't know. I think we should kick both of them off the podcast. It's us three now. Kicking us off? Why would you kick us off? Because y'all acted weird this whole episode and actually, to be quite frank, even the entire day. You both have been annoying me the entire day. Did you say to be quite frank? Who's frank? Are you seeing somebody else? Frank? Frank?

Seriously, what? Dude, I mean the eyes I'm getting from both of them right now. What? Why are you avoiding the question about Frank? Yeah, what the... Are y'all tired? Very tired. I'm always tired. Tired of what? I'm just... I'm always tired. Of what?

Of what? In general, I'm just always tired. Of what? We don't need to hash this out on the pod. It's fine. Wait, there's something to hash out? Something needs hash. Something needs hash. Guys, we have like 20 minutes left. We'll talk about it after. If you hash it out, I'll give you my chain. That happens. Seriously, hash. I can't see you. All I see is Gerald, and it looks like Gerald's speaking to me. Sorry. What's up? What's up? Do you have something to hash? I don't have anything to hash.

What does that mean? Hash is bad. Nope. I think Kinsey does, though, and that's why she's being all quiet. No one wants to hash? I'm going to pop my finger. Ready? Anyways. Yeah, that was cool. Wow. You got me. I got something in my eye. And is there, like, mascara everywhere? No, you look good. Look at me. I'll be honest.

It's everywhere. No, there's nothing there. Don't listen. Cash, did Kate actually say something about me earlier or were you just joking? He was joking. Well, hopefully he was joking. He was joking. Look at that face. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be like this, but... Get back, get back. She said so much. Get back, get back. Thank you for catching up.

Oh, how did you make that noise? All right, let's go get it. Well, what I was going to say was, I'm sorry to change the subject, or not change the subject, but in LA this weekend, there was a bunch of teenagers messing around with me and Salish, and I was like,

And one of them came up to me. She's like, you're so pretty. And this guy said, that's not what you said five minutes ago. And then we were like... Me and Sayo, she looked at each other. We were like... And our mouths dropped. And then... Did they know who you were? Yeah. Oh. And then I was like...

That's so rude. And what did you do? And then the girl asked for a photo and I was like, of course. Because I have to be nice. And you walked away and you were like, I hope she gets splinchins. Splinchins. Don't make fun of him. You knew what he was trying to say. I hope she gets splinchins. Make fun of Cash? Yeah. Yeah, don't make fun of me. No. He still calls it splinchins. I don't know what you mean. What? What do you have? I hope she gets splinchins. I have splinchins. You know.

that one girl you know me with. I'm only an honest man, okay? That girl was, like, I mean, like, she seemed like a sweet girl, but I was just like, what the? She was sweet after she called you ugly? She was like, she was like, oh my gosh, you're so pretty. And then the guy was like, that's not what you said five minutes ago. Yeah. And I was like, you can't, you don't really know. Is the guy making that up or did the girl actually say it? Exactly. That's what I was thinking. But then, and then, what's it called? They kept, like, messing with controversial subjects. Yeah.

We'll talk about it after. Nope. That's enough to get you to know to cut it. That was funny. That was funny. We're going to talk about it after. I don't even know what she said, honestly. What? The nope? Oh, about...

That was funny. USA! USA! USA! USA! Kenzie, what's wrong? Nothing. Okay, I'm good. According to us, nothing. This is a funny episode. This is a funny episode. Can you please stop kicking my face? Splanchins! Splanchins! This episode here is funny. I don't know about that episode. Well, hello, I'm included. I'm laughing.

Okay, we should put a divider like a piece of tape. Why? Because you guys are like Having your own like episode. We're not we literally were like talking and we're engaged and we told you guys that we're here. Okay, okay. Did you ever download that episode app? I did. That was disgusting and I always saw the ads. You guys need to step off and go talk about whatever you all need to talk about. No, we're gonna talk about it later. We don't need to leave the episode. Why would we leave the episode? I wish I had dimples. You're right.

Talk about it now. No, we're not going to do that either. Oh my gosh, you guys are seriously being annoying. We will wait till later. Now is later. I don't think we'll ever actually talk about it. What? I said I don't think we'll actually ever talk about it. What the? Then don't talk about it.

You guys stopped being so annoying. I feel like I've talked about it a lot, and nothing ever happens about it. Well, I'm proud of both of you. What is it? Well, can you please, if you tell me more directly, I will know. Well, we can start with the hole that your husband put in the ceiling, which it is what it is. I guess it's going to get fixed. But then the 20,000 Geralds that came flying out of there, when I moved all of my stuff out of the attic...

So that way, I guess Cash could put his... Gerald's. Gerald's up there. I mean, complaining about Kinsey's stuff in the attic and then, yeah, putting a bunch of Gerald's up there is kind of crazy. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. I'm sorry. I was dehumanizing him. You guys...

Also, where'd they go? Cash, we gotta... Seriously, I threw like 15 down here. Where are they? As soon as they landed, they took off. They always do that. No. You'll have to go round them up later. That's all right. Talking to Maverick earlier this morning about the jet skis downstairs, and I was like, well, why don't they just go get a storage unit? And Matt was like, oh, they don't want to go pay for a storage unit when they have the garage. And I was like, hmm, well, it seems as though...

I pay for a storage unit and I also have a garage. But we don't get to use it. So that's kind of crazy. That is crazy. I'm sorry, is there a shortage of storage around here? Well, because you took the attic and the garage. Yeah. Yes, there is. And you got the bigger garage.

A closet. The bedroom and the closet. And the towel closet. You guys know that's just how it worked out. We got married first. We were the first married couple here. We were married for two years. That's just how it worked out. And we all know that we're going to live separately soon, so it doesn't matter. We're all tight for space. We don't have room in our garage. We don't have room in our attic. We don't have any room. Are y'all both going to live here? Wait, are you and Cashto going to live here? What are you laughing about? I think she's...

Just saying we're all tied for space is so funny. Why? Because you're not tied for space at all. I am though. You have so much space, it's crazy. Oh my gosh. I can't tell if she's being serious. Oh my gosh, you have the whole kitchen.

In your room. Kinsey, we share all of those spaces. Everything. It's a shared living space. We have our bedrooms. Hey, Kinsey, you take up more room in the fridge. No, she doesn't. I don't. I was self-flecting. What's that word? Self-deflecting. I was self-deflecting. No, it's still not the word. He was self-reflecting. No, not self-deflecting. Whatever. Self-reflecting. Whatever. Kinsey has a lot of things in the fridge.

I actually don't. Okay, well, keep going back to the fight. I like it. Yeah, it honestly was entertaining. Kinsey, no. I mean, we're going to cut all this anyway. This is ridiculous that we're having this conversation. No, we're not having it on the podcast. Why do you want to air out the family drama on the pod? I'm not the one airing it out. You are. No, we're not airing it out. We're having a conversation that just happens to be happening right now. I haven't noted that one in. Okay, okay, okay.

I ain't part of this family, so I want to know. You can know. Why don't you give your input? Mine? No, I was kidding. Oh, okay. Well, if you have some, I mean, let's hear it. I mean, like, I just think that, like, since Kenzie moved here last, I personally think that they should have equal amount of space. I would say we do. What? That's so funny, Q. Just kidding.

- It's funnier and funnier. - What is so funny, Kinsey? Why are you laughing this hard at that? Do you not agree? - I think she's laughing because you have more space. - You have the entire guest closet as well. - You technically do have two bedrooms. - There's a third guest closet if you would like to use it. - She's still on the self-decluttering thing. - And all three of the closets you have would equal the closet that Cash and I have. - Yeah, but you don't have to walk out of your room to get your clothes.

I mean, I'm just, I'm sorry that you're living such a rough life. And we have like a little cat walkway. Cat walkway. So I have to like fully be clothed before I walk to my closet. I'm sorry you just live such a rough life and you have to walk to the other closet in your huge house. What about the closet in there? That we all share. Me and her share, but we have like these much space.

I don't know what to tell you. We're trying to figure something out. We're looking for land to put other houses up on so we don't all have to live together. I don't know if your husband is actually trying to figure something out. He looks all day every day. What are you talking about? Whoa, Jill. If you go look at his most used app, it's going to be Zillow because he's just staring at his phone all day looking for land. What about Ashley Home Mart? I feel like it's just not accurate. What do you mean it's not accurate? What do you mean? I mean, Cash, do you actually want to move?

Uh... Yes, you do casually. Totally. You see the subtle, uh...

He does. No, I mean, like, hey, I don't want to move to, like, freaking Europe. I want to move, like, locally. Yeah, and that's what we're looking for. We don't have the luxury of moving away three hours to a small town and just doing stuff there. We have to be in a big city, and I think we all know that trying to find land in a big city is expensive and difficult. And trust me, Kenzie, he has been looking at land since before you and Maverick started dating. He's been looking for a long time. He looks all the time. Oh, she got her you there. It seems to be a problem then, doesn't it?

What do you mean? It's been over a year. The problem is nothing comes up. Nothing comes up. The land that comes up five acres is a million dollars. And you know that that's not reasonable. We can't just drop a million on five acres. There's, there's literal stretch marks on my ankle. What happened? No, no, that's not stretch marks. Sweetheart. That, that's not cankles. No, that's not cankles. No, it's, it's shinlets actually. I've seen that before. Really? I,

about those. I thought it was... Dude, what happened? Oh my gosh, are y'all still arguing? No. What happened? Unless there's anything else you need to say. Splinching. Sorry. We can... When y'all are ready, we can start again. He's going to clean up all this mess too. What do you mean he's going to

it out dude we're gonna have to start our podcast in anacotica because you know who's gonna clean it up you know that the second we stand up i'm gonna start throwing the drywall away i'm gonna start vacuuming it all up you know what's gonna happen oh you think you're gonna clean it up all by yourself i think that i'm going to probably initiate the cleaning and then if other people see me cleaning they will help sorry how is that so like all right sorry keep going i i don't understand what what you're talking about do you i feel like kate thinks she does all the cleaning i don't think

I know. Remember a couple episodes ago when I said... I wouldn't say nothing. I don't think I know. I just remember a couple episodes ago when I said that Kate does think that she's better than everybody else. I don't think I'm better than everyone else. I don't know why you said that. I thought that was the most ridiculous thing ever. Wait, you said that? No, Matt said that. So no matter who makes the mess, you're going to clean it up. I feel like that's typically how it goes, yes. Earlier today, they spilled a Diet Coke all over the carpet over there and there's a huge brown spot. Like this Diet Coke?

Yes. So if I spill this, you're going to clean it up. Why would you do that? What are you just spill it all over? What? Like what in the world possesses somebody to do that? What possesses somebody to do that? What possesses somebody to do that? Kenzie? No, please tell me. Because your husband does it all the time. No, he doesn't.

accidentally knocked over a drink earlier and i cleaned up and no i'm not cleaning that i've never seen kenzie do that oh my god why would why would anybody do that they accidentally said that i'm gonna clean it up later and you don't clean everything you should clean it up actually i shouldn't spill it what do you mean you shouldn't what what because you clean up most of the house so therefore you should clean this up oh my

Matt, do you, are you going to say anything? You occupy most of the space in the house. That is lunatic activity to spill something all over the carpet and say, but you're going to clean it up, right? What? No, they accidentally. Okay, okay, okay. I won't spill it on the carpet. What? I'll spill it. Wow. Go clean that up. Now you have to clean that up. It's all my fault.

It's all over me. You just spilled my drink. You're gonna be sorry. You spilled my drink. It's all over the place. She really tried to cool her down. Oh! What is wrong with you, Kinsey? Why would you hit me like that? Well, now you spilled it. Now you spilled it. You're the cleaner, Kate. I mean, can you at least initiate? She just slapped me. Are you okay? That was a slap. You're a tough girl. It was more of like a... It hit me in the cash. Okay, well. I just can't believe that happened. Are you okay?

Mean barely my earring just went in the back of my head. Oh my gosh. I think that y'all were being a little too Friday I mean like shinspa II I mean where the camera yes the cameras are I've been telling you guys we're not cutting. Yeah, there's no way I think we should live stream this oh my gosh. I don't know what to say I

I'm not cleaning that Diet Coke up because she owns that. Dude. Oh, this is going to go over well. We're going to clean up that Coke. Yeah, I think for everyone's sanity, me and you should clean this up. All right, well, I'm done here. I'm not cleaning that up. We'll start the episode later. It's like 10 o'clock, though. It's my bedtime. Hey, wait, is there any water still in there? I'm thirsty. Oh, thank you.

I just... It's pretty empty. Do y'all... Can you refill it? Can you refill it? Oh, man. What are you laughing at? I just can't believe... I just... Why did you clean that up? I can't believe I have stretch marks on my ankles. There's splinters in his freaking elbows. Like, I don't know what to do. Seriously, what?

What happened? I don't know. Keep my wife's name out of your mouth. I don't even know whose fault all that was because they were both being very irrational. I mean, they're just both being crazy. I mean, that was like... I'll call them crazy. Where are they? I don't know, but that was... Why is that still on the wall? That's my question. I don't know, but I really don't feel bad. That was a cat fight at like the peak. I mean, I don't think we'll ever see another fight like that again.

That was the first time. I've never seen Kate hit somebody. I mean, I've never seen Kate and Kinsey fight. You've never seen her hit someone? You haven't been around long enough, man. I'm not kidding. I've never seen Kate and Kinsey fight. Oh, y'all are best friends again. Y'all so good. Y'all fake that? Kate stepped on my toe. Y'all think y'all pranked us? I didn't mean to actually say that. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait. Let me say this. Let me say this. You think you pranked us? Yes, we did.

prank you. Okay. You guys thought we were mad at each other? No, wait, wait, wait. All episode, all day, Kitty. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Kitty and I plotted this all day. Okay, so. And Cash and Matt were always like, y'all need to work this out. Y'all need to like talk to each other about it. Blah, blah, blah, blah. And we talked it out. Listen, listen. No, you guys, I don't think you understand a prank. Yeah, we got y'all. We planned it.

I don't think you understand what a prank is because now you got slapped. Yeah, that was a little uncomfortable. That was crazy. You have water dumped all over you and you have a big mess to clean up. You guys didn't prank anyone but yourselves. I'm not sure who got pranked but you. You slapped yourselves, poured water on yourselves and made a ginormous mess. I got pranked.

You believed it? I mean... No, I mean, obviously, I mean, I believed it. I mean, no, I didn't believe it because I'm smart. Oh, no, I didn't believe it neither. I mean, I'm smart. Me neither. Wait, you didn't believe it? Yes, you believed it. No. It wouldn't just hit me for no reason. Yeah. What? When I hit her. What about it? No, we thought all y'all's feelings were true. Oh. I mean, I thought y'all were mad, but... Not like... I don't know, I just... I mean, you guys are just kind of repeating the stuff you say behind each other's back mostly, right? Yeah, I mean, it was all true. Yeah, you know.

No, Kinsey and I got you guys. Oh yeah, you got us good, man. I mean, we're not the ones that got slapped. You got us so good, y'all clean us up now. What do you mean, no? Y'all are cleaning you up. Oh no, y'all got us. Except, Harper, you can go to sleep. Maverick! I remember the conversation. You guys clean everything. You're picking up this diet coke! Part of the prank was we don't clean all of it. Come back here. No!

Dude, we got this. We really did. Oh, good. You know who we got worse? Who? Alex, because he's going to have to clean up. Okay, it's time for bed. It's 10 o'clock. I'm pretty tired.