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I just need to know that you're just not going to get mad at what we say. What the f- Me and Kinsey are getting married. Yes, I know that. Jack and Kate are married. Oh, Kinsey's going to be on the podcast. Yes. Wait, should we act like- Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.
Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim if you shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon. Spend less, smile more. You are leaving. Wait, are y'all joking or not? I mean, y'all were telling me before, right? Or are y'all telling me here? I don't know. I just feel like, do you like the podcast? Wait, are y'all actually serious?
I'm actually gonna cry. Do a back tuck off of it. I'm not doing a back tuck off of it. You do a back tuck off of it. Okay. One. Oh my gosh! I bought a shirt from Target that is pretty atrocious, and they're all gonna make fun of me for it and bully me, and I just want to show you guys how mean they are, so watch how much they bully me on this episode. What do y'all think? You look like me. I look like you? Yeah. What are you saying I look like you? That's just like a sweater I would wear. Did you say I look like a girl? Mm-hmm.
Excuse you. Wait, what happened? What's he wearing? I said Maverick. Why are we making fun of me already? I'm not making fun of you. It's a nice sweater. I would wear it. That was me complimenting it. I like it. Oh. Wait, you like it? Yeah, I would wear that. Can I borrow it sometime, honestly? I think it's really cute. She just has to borrow your clothes? Cute. Wow. It's so like cottagecore grandma. I love it. Oh, my God.
- Cottage core grandma? - It's cute! - What is cottage core grandma? - It's grandma, but cottage core. - Guys, get out of my mouth. - What's in your mouth? - Gas or shit. - Tape. - No. - I don't know. Straw. - Is it ice? - Harper, what? - Oh, it's a secret note. - No, it's a straw. - Oh, it's a straw? - I have a red straw because Harper didn't get me when she went in Starbucks. - Why?
I can't believe y'all made fun of me that quick. I didn't make fun. That was not me making fun of you. She said that she wants to borrow it because it's cute and gorgeous. Yeah, Kate didn't make fun of you. I love it. I'll make fun of you. No. Well, if you make fun of Maverick, you're making fun of me because I'm going to wear that someday. Listen, no. That's not like making fun of you. Look, those shorts, good on you. Those shorts on Mav, not good. Not good on Mav. So... Why do you have the cards again?
I'm learning magic, okay? You're not learning magic. I am learning magic, and one day when I pull off a trick, you will all be very impressed. But man, why that? Yeah, why that? What's wrong with it? Why would you ever do that? It's just a shirt. But why not? Can we move on? It's summer. It's a t-shirt. No, I don't want it. And you're wearing a cottagecore grandma sweater. Yeah, wait, hold on. It's 100 degrees outside, my guy. It's not 100 degrees inside, is it, my guy? So you're going to go out in a...
Whatever that v-neck sweater is. It's a cardigan. That's what it is. It's a cardigan. You've been sitting on that the whole time. She's been sitting there. It's a cardigan. I have, yeah. It looks like... Okay, never mind. I'm not going to say what it looks like. What the Sigma...
What the stigma? We gotta stop saying that. Yeah, I know. Why? I want it on a t-shirt. I like that. I like that slang. What the stigma? I hate it. It's like my favorite thing to say. I know. You got me saying it too. Like we were playing pickleball. You don't think I should wear this on a date? If you wear that on a date, people might just think you're a grandma. Wait, on a date? Homie, you have a girlfriend. So I can't go on dates?
Oh. Wait. My girlfriend? Sorry. Hold on. I forgot that. Hey, guys. I don't know why. Cash is sitting on a half bouncy ball. Half bouncy ball. Wait, I feel mad. I didn't take it off because I'm insecure. It's okay. You can wear it, man. No, I don't want to. Why? Listen, bought this
Because I thought it looked good. I think it does too. I mean, maybe the church? Can I wear it, ma'am, if you're not going to wear it? How about it, sweetheart? Oh.
Dude, the buttons on it. You had to get up. You caught that from the women's section, didn't you? No. Okay, you had to at least comment in between the men's and women's section. If the buttons were on it, it would be cute. It would be nice. Oh my gosh, that literally suits Kate. Oh, it does. Not you. Wow. But Kate. I'm keeping it if Mom doesn't want to. Well, I kept the receipt.
Why did you give me a receipt? So I can get my money back after y'all made fun of me. How much is it? I don't really know. I actually bought it to see if you guys would make fun of me. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Oh, yes, I did. No, you didn't. Oh, yes, I did. Yes, I did. Matt.
Just take the L. I started the podcast already and I talked to the camera. I said, watch how quickly they make fun of me for wearing this shirt. No, he didn't. Wait, did you get it from the women's section? No, I got it from the men's, but it was on clearance and let me tell you. Where'd you get it from? The clearance section. What I just told you. No, at Target? Yeah. Okay, well you know what happened? You remember that one time what happened to me? That happened to you. No, no, no, no, no. Because this cash, no one bought a single one. They were all on clearance. I wonder why.
I wonder why. You guys, literally, I just wanted to say that I'm going to my lake house today. It's six hours away in Oklahoma. Y'all aren't coming with me, but I'm going to have the best time of my life and y'all aren't. I'm sorry. That sounds cool. You know what we're doing? What? We're going to Costa Rica. Oh, we actually are going to Costa Rica in like two months. I'm pretty excited. Okay, then two months. I'll come with y'all. It's fine. Yeah, but you know what we're doing today? What? Today, we're going skiing. We're leaving for Montana. Actually? Yep.
I know y'all are lying. No, we're not. I don't even like skiing, so it's fine. Oh, you're bad at it? It's actually so fun. You faceplant? No. No, y'all don't remember that video of her? Okay, yeah, there was a video of me. She, like, launched, like, 50 feet in the air. Oh, my gosh. Yes, wait, wait. Wait, should I bring it up? Wait, pull up that video. Wait, when did I go to, um,
Guys, I'm not gonna lie. I think it was February? Harper low-key got air. Huge air. She got air on snow skiing. Yeah. Like, y'all know when they go up in their skis and everything, they're, like, flying around? That's what Harper practically looked like. Okay, okay, whatever, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was complimenting you. No way. Oh, my gosh. A flashback from a year ago today said, no way I was on the news. What were you on the news for? Man, I don't know. What? What?
Having a party. Here's the Addy. What's the next? Oh, is that it? That was your Snapchat? What are you going to see? Me too. Yeah, okay. So March 13th was when I was in. March 13th was when I was there. And I'll save the video if y'all want me to so people, we can send it. Look at my lips. Oh, you look like Cash. Let me see, let me see. Aww.
What the? Text that to me. They were literally, they were so chapped. I think I might have been dying. I look like Cass. What the? Sorry. I had these register with me. Okay, but let me find the video of me. That was rude. I really thought I would at least get through like 10 minutes of the episode before y'all commented on my shirt. Are you still on that? Yeah. Your feelings are really hurt. Y'all are just huge bullies. Y'all are so bullies. It's a joke. Okay, calm down.
Look at that ready 3d1 there I am and then I start flying down the mountain wait, let me see them She launches into crazy crazy. Just just wait just wait. It's even higher than I remember Tell me when it's over oh It's so bad It's so bad you guys I started dying like I hilarious I honestly like
And I got up like it didn't hurt, but it really did. Harper, you know one time I bought, you know how we thought that was in the women's section, which I'm pretty sure it was in the women's section. You keep saying it was in the clearance section, Matt, but there's a women's clearance section. You know that, right? Right here. Actually, yeah, let me see the tag because I'd really love to see this. Okay, let's see if it says, it doesn't say men's on it, but it says medium. It doesn't say women's either, okay? Let me see it, let me see it.
It's $12. Where'd you buy it? It was double clearance. It was clearance and clearance again. Where'd you buy it? I'll be able to tell by where you bought it from. Target. Target? It was a medium. That's a woman's. That's a man's. Let me see this. It says... That's a medium. That is way too big for a girl. Did I just bless you? Yeah. Harper, what happened to your leg? Don't look at my legs right now. Sorry about that. Let me see that thing. What happened to it? Don't look at it. I have a shame.
Well, no one can see the hair. We're talking about the scratch. That is so bad. What happened? I did a backflip into the pool and I skimmed my legs. How did you skim your legs? Well, I was trying to show off for everybody. I was like, I'll do a backflip. Maybe it might be men's because they tried to name that horrific sweater something cool. Dog bone.
The name of the sweater is Dogbone. That's definitely the color they tried. I even sketched it right here. Usually this color is called Bone. They call this color Bone in women's clothing. Oh, really? They call it Dogbone in men's clothing. What the heck is that? Dogbone. It sounds like a... I've got that dog in me. Dogbone sounds like...
- Sounds like a nickname for a motorcycle guy. - Check out my lips when I do that, ready? - Okay. - What the? - Sorry. - No, other side. - Other side. - This side too? 'Cause you're on the other side too. - But look, I see it in both of my legs. And what's it called? Like it hurts so bad. - I'm still confused. - Harper, you do it, you do it.
You just do it like no one I've ever seen cash. Oh. Can we get that in slow-mo? Yeah. I don't know if we can get this in slow-mo, but if we can, put this in slow-mo, please. Do you see this? He's like an actual dog. There's actually...
If y'all can't see it, there is spit flying everywhere. Explain to me again. You knew a backflip. So I did backflip into the pool and I thought I was looking so cool because I was in front of my sister's friends, her guy friends. Do you have a crush on any of them? No. They all looked like the horse from Rapunzel. Oh, goodness. That's okay. I...
That's funny. I like that. I called him that, too. I was like, why do you look like the horse from Rapunzel? Oh, so you're not gossiping. You told them. I told them to his face. Wait, Horper kind of looks like the frog from Rapunzel. You know the thing that's like... Pascal. Pascal. I love Pascal. Pascal. I wish I could have a Pascal. Same. I just got cash. Remember when Pascal... What I got.
- Pascal plays tongue in Flynn Rider's ear. That made me cringe so hard every time. - Yeah. - Like every time I watched it. - No, anytime I post a video about like not marrying Flynn Rider, everyone's like you married the frying pan. If y'all don't know what we're talking about, a Halloween episode we did last year, you can go watch it. - Last year? - It was last year. - No. - 2023, but like that's not so- - What'd you think it was, this year? - Well like, let's just say it's, that's so- - All right, somebody pick a card. - The Halloween episode was my favorite.
Today's episode you're gonna love even more. Ace of spades? Ace of spades. No, but it was so funny because he threw up. Are you sure you want to pick the ace of spades? Okay, three of diamonds. Three, and I will do ace of spades. Ace of spades. Okay, fine. Four of hearts. Four of hearts. I think that was right here. Ma'am. Guys, pick a card, any card. Queen of spades. Queen of spades.
Okay last night I got back from my trip and we played a game on this trip and it was a card game and I was like the boys are gonna love this game so I ordered it for them and I tried to teach them last night they did not like my game No no she just starts the game off with it has lots of arguing and you get to hit people because that sounds like a game we're gonna like and then she explains us the whole game we play like one or two test rounds and Mal goes
so when do we get to hit people? And she was like, oh, well, sometimes you just get excited and hit someone. And we were like, what? When we played with a group of like eight people, it was chaotic. I was teaching them, it was just three people, you know, it wasn't even the same. Yeah, but there is absolutely no rule or anything in the game where you get to hit anyone. It's just like, if you want to, you can just be like, for no reason? Like, what? Yeah.
If you pop your neck, it sets off an artery in your neck and then you start bleeding uncontrollably in your neck and then it goes to your brain and then you die. You know how you also die? How? You jump off a building. I mean, yeah, that's kind of common sense. Last night, I was laying in bed and I was laughing. What? Nothing. Everything moved so fast. I was laughing about this too if we're talking about the same thing. Laying in bed.
Like last night you were like laughing at it? Yeah. Wait, what? No, stop trying to fit in. No, no, I was. No, wait, wait, what? Me too. No, you were laughing. You were laughing. You were definitely in bed. You were laughing in bed. Wait, were we all in a group chat or something? He was laughing in bed all angled up. That's like a Cybertruck. That's what we were laughing at.
If y'all didn't watch the episode with Anna McNulty, yet Mav tried doing contortionist stuff. Y'all are still laughing at that? And he was shaped like a Cybertruck. That's not even a thing. No, if she didn't make the comment of he looks like a Cybertruck, it wouldn't have been funny because he would have just been trying to do a backbend and it wouldn't have been funny. But then she said... Yeah, and we also came to the conclusion that apparently Katie's shaped like an 18-wheeler.
Would you rather be shaped like a Cybertruck or an 18-wheeler, Maverick? I'd take the Cybertruck. Yeah, exactly. God's your blessing. I feel like I'm shaped kind of like a Lamborghini. No, you're definitely...
like old hippie buses what oh yeah from scooby-doo no no i'm thinking like mater what let's go around i don't like either one of those why am i a car from like both of those options i'm a car from like the 1940s no let's go around and say what car we are so map the cyber truck kate you're not a 18 wheeler you're definitely maybe a 17 no no you're definitely like i would think like all
RM 1500. A little mini Tesla. Like the small white Tesla. A small white Tesla. Oh, that's actually good. Kate is the small white Tesla. She is a small white Tesla. What am I? With the white seats too. Yeah. What am I? You are definitely like a moped. No, no, no. You ever seen like those- You are solid light blue moped. No, no, no. You ever seen those Volkswagen bugs that they turn into like dune buggies? That's what she is. That's what she is. I'm not shaved like a doll.
No, you actually are. You see your posture all the time. Guys, Harper's posture all the time. If we had a camera angle from right here, y'all would see it. It's bad. It's really bad. I call her a turtle. Every time I look at her, I'm like, you look like a turtle. Yeah, it's bad. Cash, you get so tall, too. I couldn't even tell you what Cash is. What do you mean what I am? I'm Cash. No, I mean what car you'd be. Okay, did somebody rip? What is that? Probably you. It's probably
Jared. No, it wasn't Gerald. Or Gerald. Nobody smells that? No. But it smells like a mechanical rip. Like, it's like bad. What does that even mean? Your car body part's catching up to you? No, it smells like a wire or something. Smells like something on fire? I don't smell anything. It smells like something's on fire. Oh, wait. Okay, now you got me worried. Yes, same. Oh, wait. It's just my magic tricks that are on fire. Somebody pick a card. Any card. Okay. Okay, Ace of Spades. Ace of Spades.
Boom. Okay. Nevermind. I thought that was actually it. I thought that was actually it. You know, one day I have a one in 52 chance every time I do that. Wow. You want to what? I want to try a trick. You want to try my card trick? Listen, I learned a magic trick. I learned one. No, you don't know magic.
Okay, what if she does though? What if she pulls off an insane magic trick? Y'all see these cards? I'd be so sad. Y'all see these cards? I see the cards. Yes. Are you going to make them all disappear? I'll see them. Yeah, so magic is done on the LOL podcast because this is the LOL podcast, not a magic show. Wait, what the? Wait, guys, I think I might need to use the restroom. I'm going to pee my pants. Okay, thank you. Is that okay if I go? No, you didn't even raise your hand. No, because one time Cash went with a guest on Preston Plays. He said, I've never been able to use the restroom in my entire life.
No, I had to pee really bad that episode. But you have to do it the proper way. No, no, wait. You got to raise your hand. Can I use the restroom? No. May I? What the? Have y'all seen that video of the two sisters on... What the? The two sisters on TikTok. Wait. She ran. She ran to the restroom. It's not open. I know her password. No, you don't. That's so easy. It's the same number. No, there's no way you know her password. So is yours.
No, he's wrong. It's not the same number. No, it is. It's like one of them. No. Oh, you're going to try all of them and then disable her phone? She's locked out. She's now locked out of her phone. Wait, let me take a selfie. Forgot password. Let me take a selfie. Start iPhone reset. Yes. No! How did you factory reset her iPhone?
That's a thing now. That would have saved me so much trouble as a kid when I would change my password every two hours just for funsies. Why would you do that? I thought it was so cool the fact that you could have a password, so I'd change it every two hours on my little iPod Touch with my Justice phone case that had the little spikes on the back. And then my mom would flip out every time I was like, Mom, I locked myself out of my iPod Touch. Can you fix it? Because then she'd have to hook it up to the computer and stuff. Guys, I'm going to hide Harper's phone. Harper? But what?
Okay, anyways. Well, I was about to say something. Guys, where did my phone go? Oh, wait. Did you guys ever have those phone passwords where instead of numbers, it was like... A keyboard? No, like nine dots. Oh, that was for Samsung users. Yeah. That was just Samsung? Yeah, so you go down, down, down. iPhone users never had that. We always had numbers. iPhone's never had that? Dang, Samsung's on top. Samsung's late. You wanted to puzzle? It was Android. It was Android. It's way cooler. It's like...
Versus like 6, 7, 4, 2, 3. That's his password. No, it's not. Or like 1397. Y'all know. Matt, wait. Can I say that or have you changed it? What do you mean? I was going to say one of your passwords. No, no, no, no. Don't say that. That is still a password to some stuff. Mostly unimportant stuff, but it's still like... No, no, no, this one. Yeah, no, Cash, don't say it. Yeah, don't say that one.
the most obvious password in the world. Yeah, now everyone's gonna go try it. When y'all are trying to guess a password. If you guys wanna hack Maverick's Instagram. I kid you not. I kid you not. My password for my TikTok for the longest time was 1234567.
pretty much it was pretty much that simple i can't say the actual say the password people are guessing it as we speak it was pretty much a password like one two three four yeah it was like 10 million followers and it was literally like it was literally like one two three four yeah and one day i asked matt about to sign into my phone i was like okay what's your password and he goes one two three four he's got 10 million followers on tiktok
I don't know how he never got hacked. That was such an awkward thing to do. Somebody could have done something. Somebody could have been like, go on your account and then they could have been like, they could have like. Changed the password, locked me out and lost everything. They could have like done something like. Like delete all his videos? No. Okay. They could have. Do you want me to save you? Oh my gosh. Please just save me. I don't know what they would do, but they would do something very bad.
Where did my phone go? Wait, is this a good time to... Okay, wait. I don't know if this is a good time or not. It's a great time. It's a great time for me to officially invite you to my wedding proposal. Okay, that's not where I was going with that, but...
Do you want to come? That's so sweet. Yeah, she's not going to come though, are you? Harper. I hear my phone buzzing. Y'all know now. She's geeking out without her phone right now. No, I mean, yeah, I'll be fine if I go, I guess. See, she's not a real friend, guys. Invited her to the proposal and she's not even going to come. I'm not a friend. I am a host.
Well, that's the second half of what I wanted to tell you. We'll talk about that here in a minute. Are we going to have a podcast at the wedding or something? Dude, should I not be a groomsman or a best man? Should I be a host of the LL podcast? They're live the entire time. You got to do that, Harper. You got to be there and you got to be holding a microphone and we can have Alex follow you around. And you're just like, now, Kinsey is walking down the aisle. She's walking with Kinsey. She's like, how do you feel? I don't know.
How do you feel right now that you are walking down the aisle of your own wedding? No, can I actually? She's got her dad on one end and Harper on the other. How do you feel, Benzie? No, no. Yo, yo, yo. Whoa, whoa, what? Can Harper be the officiant? No, can Harper be like the fly?
the flower girl like actually a flower girl would be solid like let her be the flower girl you gotta incorporate her somewhere I'll be honest I don't trust Harper to be at any position in the wedding y'all aren't interested I will literally on the podcast it's such an act I'm such an act on the podcast you're an act what does that even mean she's the whole show I was just talking to her in the car and she's the exact same in real life no I am literally it's all I hear my phone buzzing but is it in Gerald
No, it wasn't. No, but what's it called, guys? Give me that. No, what's it called? Like, I, it's all an act. I am nothing like this in real life. Then what are you like? Worse? In real life, I'm like, yo. No, like, actually, have a conversation with me. This is how I am in real life. Oh, okay. Harper, what'd you do this weekend? Hail!
No, like, I say, hey, that was so different. No, you want to know what Harper does? What? Harper has a bad case of the I'm sorry's and anything she does. Guys, I kid you not. We're sitting in the car and she bumps my elbow. She goes, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Yeah, because
What's it called? What if you got hurt or what if... Because like sometimes... You didn't even bump me though. You graced me. I don't think she's ever said I'm sorry to me or Maverick. No, sometimes... Ever. No, sometimes what's it called? Like I get so scared because like one time in kindergarten this girl was... Or not in kindergarten. It was like third grade. This girl was like, hey, um...
Or she kind of hit me a little bit. But I was expecting her to say sorry. Because it was kind of like a heart hit. It was kind of like that. And I was like, oh. Like funny bones? Yeah, it kind of hurt a little. And I was like, oh. Waiting for the I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm waiting for the I'm sorry. She never said it. Oh. So now you just always say it. Yeah, so now, ever since then. You don't want to be that girl. And I also say...
I used to say, these are all my things. I say I'm kidding a lot. Wait, wait, no, no, don't say it. Everybody say what the person says the most. So we're all going to say what Harper says the most. I think. Besides I'm sorry. Yeah. So Kate, what do you think she says the most? She goes, oh, so. Oh yeah, true. Oh yeah, that's a good one. When it's very awkward, when I'm like, um, so anyway. Yeah, I say she does this the most. She goes, oh.
Yeah, that thingy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maverick? I don't know. I feel like she just makes noises. Yeah, it's like always just like, uh, uh, uh. She's so animated. She is like a cartoon. Yeah, no, I don't know. I feel like what I say the most is I'm kidding. You do say I'm kidding a lot. What if I kill somebody? I'm like, I'm kidding. All right, what does Maverick say the most? Maverick's definitely like a, I feel like I frequently hear him say, what's up?
Something like that. What's up? Wait, what? There's one thing I say the most and everybody knows what it is. Wait, what do you say the most? Let's go dancing. Is it shoddy? Shoddy. I would know. I can't. Okay, Matt, what do you think you say the most? Let's go.
Oh yeah. One time he was filming the podcast for a bunch of girls. He was like, let's go. For a bunch of girls. He's like, let's go. I say let's go for everything. He's like, he was like filming. You get a call from your mom. Second thing I say the most right now is, oh, oh yeah. He says that a lot. The monkey off the planet of the apes. Oh my God. Oh no.
That's kind of hard, though. I feel like you don't say the same sentences all the time. I have a pretty large vocabulary, so I use different things. Yeah, that was going to be my first thing. I was going to say, Maverick doesn't say the same thing all the time. He just says random long words trying to confuse people. He's like, what's the word you said? It's called reading books and educating yourself. No, you're trying to talk not normal. That is the thing that I laugh sometimes. I laugh.
That was not at all how I laughed. Maverick sounded like Stitch from Leo and Stitch. Do that again, Matt. I don't know what I did. Do that again. That was definitely Stitch. It will come in the episode. It was like, I'm like, I'm his family. Oh, I'm not. Okay, Cash, what I think Cash says the most is like, Oh, this is so easy. Kate's so fine. This is so easy. Kate's so fine.
Never heard him say that. He's so fine. Cash is like... He's so bad. No, Cash is like, what? That's what Cash does. Wait, why did your voice get so high? He goes, what the? Yeah, that's what I was going to say. He does do what the. He says that a lot. He also will say, are you kidding me? Or he goes like... Are you kidding me? This is what Cash does. He's like, oh, no. Okay. What? That rarely happens anymore. Oh, no. I see blood. Oh, no.
So bad. Or he's like, or he's like, yeah, something like that. All right. I think Kate says, what does Kate say the most? Probably something like this. She goes, no, Kate says something like this. That is not true.
Just hurt my feelings. No. She says, she says, she says, I'm trying to think actually what you say. You don't talk much. No, I mean. Unlike Maverick, I have a small vocabulary. I mean, like. I can't contribute a lot, apparently. I'm trying to say, like. Maverick's using up all of Kate's vocabulary. I know what Kate says the most. What? I'm going to buy this.
Wait guys, can y'all do this thing? Oh yes, no, I want this. That's Chase's most famous saying. Oh, I want this. I want this. Oh, I want this. Can y'all put your pinky finger down without putting any other fingers down?
Your pinky finger down? No, like all the way down. No, that's impossible. No, it's not. My pinky finger genuinely... You can't even do it. Why are you asking us that? My brother can do it. Even if I put my other fingers down, it doesn't go any further. No, you can leave it like this. There's some people that's like tendons are different because my brother can do it. My tendons are different. My tendons are really strong. No, look at mine. What? What the...
Guys, I'm so excited because this episode's probably going to go out later. But today the Inside Out movie comes out, so we're going to watch it. But I'm excited because we have costumes to play the characters when we film next week. Oh my gosh, what am I going to be? Not to dress up.
Not to dress up and go see the movie. Just to be clear, we have costumes for an episode. But I'm down. Should we all take our costumes to the movies? I'm anxiety. Harper, that is the character you are. I'm anxiety, the big fat one. No. It's like the little one that's skinny and she's like...
The orange one. Oh, the orange one? What the? She's like, hi. Yeah, I already have a wig. Yeah. Looks like she's got electrocuted. I'm like really scared to try to do Harper's hair, but I think I have a wig. I'm going to be Joy. Yeah, I got him a dress. A big dress for him. Maverick's angry. Who are you? Sadness? Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. And we got body paint, so we're going to paint him.
- Actually-- - Like you're gonna be-- - Kasey's gonna be like, "Oh, I want this." - I know, that's gonna be the easiest episode for me. - I know, Kasey's gonna be like, "I want this, I want this." - And then Joy's gonna be like, "Let's make a circle around your feet."
What? Oh, stay there. Oh, yeah. You have to watch the movie. Yeah, you have to watch the movie. We were going to film it, but I told everyone that we can't film it until we actually go see the movie so we can nail our characters. So you have to go see it. I will. I will. This week before we film next. I'll watch it. Oh, yeah. I'm going to my lake house today. Yeah, we know. We know. We've said that a thousand times. You got a lake house? I don't. Big deal. No, no, no, no. Big deal.
want to tell y'all my lake house is yeah we know no no no no like seriously no no it's not big actually it's very small but it's the funnest place you'll ever go better than disney world better than the podcast wow like that was a pretty crazy statement i don't know if that one makes any sense wow what wow okay well now with that being said now now is the time to tell harper
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen. So like what we were talking about earlier, how, you know, I'm doing the proposal. Yeah. And kids are getting married. I don't want to be here for this conversation. I really don't want to be here. I'm scared. Are y'all going to adopt me? Not exactly. No, not adopting you. Because he's like making it seem like it's a big moment. It is. Hey, don't get me wrong. It's a big moment. Harper, just listen to me. Yeah. You need...
I just need to know that you're just not going to get mad at what we say. What the sigma? Are you about to get mad? I mean, probably not. Like, as a joke, I might get mad, but I'm not actually going to get mad. So just help me. Okay. So me and Kinsey are getting married. Yes, I know that. Jack and Kate are married. I'm so mad. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Kinsey's going to be on the podcast. Yes. Is that it? Yeah. Well, you see how many microphones there is?
Yeah. Um, I mean, I'm fine with leaving. I mean, wait, should we act like I'm leaving for a quick? No, no, no, no. You are leaving. I mean, um, what's it called? I still need my cut, but, um, I, uh, wait, are y'all joking or not? Like, are y'all actually, I mean, y'all would tell me before, right? Or are y'all telling me here? I mean, like it's chill. Like it's a couple's podcast. God, so cute. Um,
Well, yeah, it's just like two couples on what place are you going to have? I mean, I'll have Cash's spot now. I'll be the funny one because you have a wife and he has a wife and I'll just be the one in the middle who's like the main character, right? Well, our idea was...
this podcast kinsey since just because you have school and a lot of things that like we could it'd be easier to shoot which is i mean we need four to shoot but it'd be easier to shoot with just us four and then we could start like a like a like kind of like a branch off one that like when you can shoot you know what i mean i mean yeah but what wait actually like what would i give i mean i don't know i just feel like do you like the podcast yes wait are y'all actually serious
I'm actually gonna cry. No, we're kidding. We're kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. She's about to cry. No, no, no. Don't cry. Don't cry. I'm not. I'm not. It scared me. No, I actually started getting scared. I was like... Hey, don't cry. Don't cry. No, it actually scared me. I was like... No, no, no. Don't cry. Can't give her a hug or something. Do something. I was so scared. No, you're never getting kicked up. This chair is... You're never...
getting kicked off the podcast. No, that would never happen. It would never happen. Aw.
It never happened. Good. Because if y'all kicked me off, I would make some bad videos. She'd be like, exposing Cash Maverick and Kate behind the scenes. No, actually, what if y'all didn't kick me off? She'd make it quiet on set. No, no, no, Harper, we would never kick you off. The only time you'd be off the podcast is if you left. If I left. It'd be very quiet on set without you here. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. No, if you leave the podcast, we're going to be sad. Yeah. We can't kick you off. Yeah. But if we could kick you off...
We would. No, let's be so for real. If someone's leaving the podcast, it's me. No. And I think we all know that. Why do you think that? I just know it. Please don't leave. She did say it's not...
She just said, please don't leave. She didn't reinsure that it wouldn't be you. I know. I've accepted that, guys. She said, no, please don't leave. Honestly, if somebody was to leave the podcast, it would be me. What? No. I'll take them for the team, okay? The only reason... No, no. I will say here. To me, I think the strongest placements are me and Harper. I don't think me and Harper are ever going to miss an episode. What? Hopefully. You think? I think I'm most likely to miss an episode. I think Katie...
most likely to miss an episode. I think Mav's second most likely to miss an episode. I agree. And I think Harper is third most likely to miss an episode just because, I'm just talking about missing one episode, just because I feel like Harper's gonna be like, oh, I'm on vacation for three weeks and we're gonna be like, frick, we gotta film one. I feel like I'm so unlikely to miss an episode. You? No, you pretty are. I think you are. So, so, Kenzie, so Kenzie has actually a spot on the
She'll probably be on like maybe a video of some of the episodes or a lot. I don't know. Are we going to get an extra chair or is she going to No, okay. I wanted to talk to you all about that. Can we get an extra chair? We recently posted an episode where we were like do you guys want to keep Kinsey or kick Kinsey? You know? And that was kind of a joke. Everyone was like keep Kinsey. Yeah, everyone said keep Kinsey which is amazing. I just feel like if Kinsey's on when we have guests on I feel like there's so many people. The issue is that
I think that the audience loves the dynamic that this blue couch has with them too. Yeah. And they're like, I was reading comments and people were like, you can't break up the blue couch. I'll be fine to leave it. No. No, no. We can just give Kinsey like a yoga mat. No, I think Maverick would have to sit in the middle. Mm-hmm.
No, I think we just get a different layout. I think we'd have to rearrange the setup a little. Yeah, no, I'll definitely be fine taking another chair, getting it away from him. Does Kinsey want to be on all the episodes, or does she just want to come and go? Or what if... Or she's fine with whatever. What if me and Kinsey had, like, a little couch, too, and, like, we shared a couch? I feel like that would make more sense. That would be good. Like, you two over there, and then, like, how it is right now. Yeah, you in the middle, and them two on a couch. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like that'd make a lot more sense. Because I really would hate to break up the blue couch, because everyone loves y'all's beef.
No, but anyways... Y'all can't stand each other, and it just brings life to the podcast. Yeah, like they're sitting on the farthest side of the couch. Yeah, they're like trying to...
They low-key just want to box each other. Oh, by the way, when we were whispering before the episode started, that's what we were whispering about. Boxing? No. Pranking. We were debating, should we tell her that we're going to do a prank? Not tell her what it is, but let her know she's going to have a prank pulled on her. Yeah, well, the prank wasn't funny. I'm kidding. No, well, what's it called? You got to do a prank to us. She has done pranks to us. She has? I'm thinking. Like live on the pod?
Like, where's Gerald? Okay, well, yeah, she just killed Gerald. That's not even really a prank. There's no prank about it. I'm just like, look, he's dead. No, I'm trying to... No, just kidding. I'm kidding. That never happened. I'm genuinely trying to think of, like, what's it called? A prank to do? But, like, I am scared. I can help you. Yeah, but I'm gonna prank you. Maybe you should do this. What? Like, maybe, like, maybe, like, six months from now, you should prank us that you're gonna voluntarily leave. Oh.
And you're gonna be like, guys, I think I'm, like... Oh, my gosh. If I did that... We're gonna forget this, too. She's gonna come back in six months and actually do it, and we're gonna be, like, doing... Or, like, two years from now. No, because what if I go off, like, off-camera? What if I'm like, hey, guys, I'm gonna leave. Like, I'm sorry. Like, I can't do it. Yeah, you should, like, tell Alex to record from, like, over there secretly off-camera, like, off-set. And then when you're, like, a senior in high school, you should say you're gonna, like, leave for college. Oh.
And we will wholeheartedly believe it because we're going to forget about this. And honestly, I'm not even going to leave for college because I'm not doing college. That'd be so sad. I feel like every week you change your mind. Yeah, I know. Because I do want to party and stuff in college. What the? That's like why you shouldn't go to college. No. That's not at all the reason for college. And believe it or not, there's parties outside of college. Wait, Matt, so who do you think is the second most likely to miss an episode?
Just miss one episode. Well, I thought the whole order was crazy. I would say most likely to miss an episode is this one. Really? Yeah. Most likely to have something going on and we have to shoot. Oh, yeah, true. No, no, no. I agree with that, but I think we would all be like, we can't shoot without Harper. Well, the only way that would happen is if, like... There's a guest or something. Something happens, like...
we're not like like generally right now guys like we have like two like we're shot up to like a month ahead on podcasts but like if we were down to like one week and then something happened where like harper got sick or like a family member she had to go visit or something like it was like passing away or something yeah and then harper was like gone we might would have to like just be like frick we're gonna miss an upload date if we don't film so that could happen but also i could see kate being pregnant or having kids and being like
Listen, I have a thing the kids can't miss or I'm in labor. No, I would try to...
I'm in labor. Y'all are all going to stay here and film, though. My husband misses the birth of our first child to fill the pocket. Gus gets out here today because she's having a baby at the hospital. I'm here, though, for you guys. Let's get this episode started. What if we just let her have the baby here? On camera? On camera, live. That would be an episode. Push!
she's in labor for like 20 hours i don't want to quit the podcast when i have a baby i really don't but i'm being so for real guys when we have a baby well a we'll probably have to have a babysitter slash nanny on set yeah just so if the baby is crying that we can like hand it off for like the hour and she can like go tell her not to cry and but i think a great thing would be to get a little baby carrier right here and it's sitting in between us
- What do y'all think? - Yeah, yeah. - Or we just let it crawl around. - Or y'all could put me in the carrier and act like I'm the baby right now. - Or we just fence this area in and we just let the baby crawl around and do whatever it wants while we record. - Fence the baby in. - I think it depends. I think if the audience were to like that, but if people were like, get the baby off set, we'd probably be like, okay. - Yeah. - The baby would like this chair. - Do a back tuck off of it. - I'm not doing a back tuck off of it. - Try it. - You do a back tuck off of it. - Okay. - Harper can do a back tuck off of it. Kind of impressive.
I'll do it. I'll do it. And I will impress all of y'all. I will. Wait, you can actually do it? Yeah, she can. Did she do it the other day? Yeah, she did. I was actually pretty impressed when she did it. I was like, there's no way you can do a backflip off that. Also, you gotta stop calling it a back tuck. You gotta call it a backflip. Sounds way cooler. Hold on. Let me just stretch out a little bit. Guys, I'm so scared. Please be careful. Some odd stretching? Hey, I think you just woke up in the morning. Five, six, oh, wait, hold on, hold on.
What? Do you need someone to stop you? No, no, no. She just goes, I do it, then you do it? Yeah, I'll do it if he does it. What if I die? Imagine Space Flight. We can continue the podcast without you. To be honest right now, this leg's kind of steep. Do it. Do it, Matt. No, no, you got it. You got it. Just do it. Stand on the ball and do it. His leg like drags behind him. My foot is literally asleep. Maverick, you're fine, bro. It's pins and needles. It's pins and needles. It's pins and needles.
Yo, do you guys ever, or I'll talk about that in a second. Yeah, do the backflip. Do you have TV static in your leg? TV static in your leg? He says that he's going to hit the ceiling, but he's not. Okay, whoa, Rambo, you're going to whack me. Rambo.
- Hey, rainbow, don't whack us. - Rainbow, not rainbow. - She called you rainbow. - That is a big difference between rainbow and rainbow. - Five, six, seven, eight. - I won't count myself. - Three, four, seven, eight. - I can't feel my feet, I can't do this. - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. Do it. - What?
- I got so scared for a second. - You got a mental blow. - I can't feel my feet, you don't understand. - No, no, no. - Wait, you did just like drop. - I can't feel my feet. - Like dead weight. - In a minute, I just gotta get my feet back. - Okay. - Gotta get some blood flow going. - One, two. - Oh my gosh, her head got so low on the ground. - Yeah, you almost landed on your head. - No, you actually almost landed on your head. - No, no, no, no, no. - You gotta jump. Listen, Harper, Harper. Jump and try to hit the ceiling. Like jump as high as you can.
- Oh my gosh, don't do it again. Your head is so low to the ground. - Stop doing that. - Stop doing that. - Your head is like right here and then somehow you come over. - My hands are dripping in sweat watching that. - What the? - Feel it. - All right, now Mav's gotta go. - Oh, they do look a little sweaty. - I'm so nervous. - I can't think about it. - No, no, no, I'm nervous. - Just do it, just do it, Mav. - Don't be a big baby about everything. - You got this. - I'm getting. - Oh, that was so much better than yours. - Wait, how do you land it? - Mav is just so tall though.
No if anything the shorty In a minute I'll land it No no no Harper Don't even worry about me I'm not gonna lie Maz was kind of pretty good I'm so like scared Because there's a girl in Dallas That like Does social media now Her name is Mikayla Noble Oh yeah Is she coming for you No She's gonna take your career away No no no We were purple for her I'm the most famous girl in Dallas Yeah We were purple for her Because what's it called She was doing stunts In her backyard like that Yeah And she did a backflip or something And landed on her neck On her neck and she got paralyzed Yeah she's paralyzed now Oh actually Yeah
No one told me that before I did the back foot? No. That's why.
Well, honestly, I've seen your backflips. I was pretty confident in you. But Harper made me nervous. She just said you had no confidence in you. No, actually, in a minute, I can actually do a higher one. No, Harper, I don't want you to. No, please. I want you to. Yeah, I can actually do a high one. Like, I wasn't even trying that hard. Do you guys ever, when your leg is falling asleep, you know, like, if you move it, it would wake up? But do you guys ever, like, just purposely leave it there for as long as you can? What? Was my head actually close to the floor? Yes. You ever do that? It's, like, this high. You do? No. It was closer. What?!
There's no way. Okay, close. Forget my question. Actually, not everything is about you. Yeah, but everything is about my question. Wait, can you video it? No, it's okay. You'll see it later. No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, what was that? No, wait, hold on. I'm gonna do it again. Ready? Yo, yo, stop. Stop. It hurts. It physically and mentally hurts.
I want an update. I saw on your phone yesterday. I saw on your phone yesterday. I saw a little something, Harper. I saw that you had made a phone call. You had made a couple phone calls to none other. Don't say it.
I don't want to remind getting mad. Oh, it's not it's not it's not Maddox back What's it called like I said Harper what's up with Maddox and you said oh we've kind of snapped a little I mean you're calling it It was in Italy like what's it called? He was like does that okay? It was it was actually really funny He was like does that gelato taste like it's from and then he put this two star emojis Italy
Two star emojis? He's not a comedian. That's not a strong point, but he's got other things going for him. He can sing. He can sing. And what's it called? It was just like, I was like, yeah, it does. Aww. What's it called? And then...
Yeah, he's very nice, and he told me that he was going to play for some guy, and so it was his second time on a plane, and we just talked about random stuff. Aww. Good for him. Wow, he's like the nicest guy Harper's ever talked to. I guess so. What do you mean you guess? We all know so, Harper.
I've never even talked to her. We all know the guys you talked to. She told me, I'm not going to say names, but she told me about another guy that she was talking to on the way here. Not like talking to you, just like texting and stuff. We are talking. No, you are not. He said, let's log in. Oh, that sounds pretty serious. No, I was talking about the other one. That one's a no-go all around.
Yeah. First of all, how many guys are you talking to? Not talking, just snapping. Just snapping. The same thing. Just talking. Also, the guy that she's talking about, like, he's a little very young. Very, very young. Like, two years younger than me. Girl, you're 15. Yeah, two years younger than me. Oh, he is? Hey, okay, stop talking about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, I can't do anything like that. She doesn't want to be a cougar is what she said. Hey, I'm dating a girl like that right now. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, Maverick's got an older woman.
10 years older, right? Yeah. I saw the TikTok. She's 35 or 34. No, she's a year older. How old are you? 23? 23. She's 24. Oh, wow. We'll be the same age for like less than a month. Wait, actually? Yeah, we'll at least be 24. Yeah, at least you'll be the same age for a little while. Wait, when's her birthday? Is it December? 21st. 21st? I don't put that on my calendar. Me and Kate are never the same age. How can you forget that? December 21st? Well, it's like one of those. Is that like an iconic date or something? It's like right close to Christmas. I was like, oh my goodness, that's crazy.
Oh, wait. Actually, I really do want to try the backflip again, but I'll land it this time. Oh, you've landed in the pool? Yeah, so far, none of your backflips.
None of your backups have been very good. Okay, I'm going to spot you, though. Just in case. I'll do it. I'll actually do it. I swear. I swear I'll land it. I was just not landing it because it was my first time. I'm going to spot you just in case. Don't. Don't. I am. No, because spotting gives me a mental block. What? A mental block? Yeah. Spotting gives me all the stuff I need to do it. Can't you do it with a spot? No, without the spot, I can't do it. I can do it with a spot. I don't like going upside down. You can do it with a spot. I don't like going upside down.
I don't go upside down. Everyone knows that. Cash, actually. Wait, what's happening right now? Okay, listen. They're going to bully me. Listen, there is one thing I don't do. I will skydive. I will do whatever the frick you want me to do. I will go cliff jumping. I will go scuba diving. I will do whatever you want. I'll go down to the bottom of the ocean in the Titan. I will do whatever you want. That's not true. Okay? But I will not go upside down. Why?
calling each other right now. What the? I picked up on them. We're like connected on a call. No, you're not connected. You're just calling him.
Oh. That's weird. Okay, so I actually will do it because the first two times were just a little silly. No, I'd rather you not though. No, trust me. I'm a cheerleader. What if I just full sit my first backflip? Do it. Do it. No, I don't. No safety concerns for me, guys. Really, that's crazy. No, I don't want you to do it either. Thank you. I would do it if everyone agreed, but Kay said no. He acts like that's his biggest fear. Wait, stop. Y'all hear that?
Nope, um do it. It's probably my phone. It's like an earthquake happening on the other side of this wall What you guys don't hear that? Nobody hears the earthquake right now. Okay back to what I was saying. That is not your biggest fear
He claims everything is his biggest fear. No, upside down is my biggest fear. Not upside down. This is my biggest fear. Like, I could never. Okay, what else is my biggest fear? I could bring a snake in here right now and you'd freak out. I don't like snakes. Listen, listen. I don't like snakes and I don't like going upside down. And if you held me upside down with a snake in my face, I'd freak out. You also don't like when I have our credit card? That's my third biggest fear. Yeah.
But besides those three, you can't name another one. Oh, Alex, come on. He says this every day. He says, that's like my biggest fear. Every day he does say, that's my biggest fear to something random. And you go, those, those and alligators. I don't like alligators. He sure does freak out about gators. Oh, I don't even know if I'm going swimming this summer. It is a dinosaur that is still here. No. And I'm,
I'm way cooler with sharks and alligators. If a shark comes at me like low-key, I might could freak it up. But an alligator? No. An alligator is definitely going to mess me up. I want you to look at this, Harper, and tell me you're not scared. But an alligator on water. An alligator in land, I'm not scared of. This is in Dallas. Is that alligators? Yes.
Look at how big those alligators are. That is why I don't like alligators, guys. That is why I don't like alligators. They could eat. Not weird. They'll eat you. Also, they run super fast on their legs. They will just eat you. That's weird. Let me try the back flip one more time. Trust me, Kate. I will not disappoint you.
It's not that I'm scared you're going to disappoint me, Harper. Trust me. I don't want you to get hurt. I'm not. She's not going to get hurt. She'll be fine. Yeah, I land on my head maybe 50% of the time if I'm in a stunt or if it's me tumbling. No, what were you doing? Go ahead. Let me see. Guys, I've caught Kate Amazon shopping on the podcast before. She texted Alex. She's posting Snapchats. An Instagram story.
Let me see. Why are you? She's posting Snapchats from her trip she went on a couple days ago. Well, because. Now you don't get your phone either. Well, now y'all are talking about something I wasn't interested in. Do you have everyone's phone? All of them but yours. No, okay. Hey, I feel special. All the phones got to sit right here because everybody. But actually, can y'all video me do it? So then I can. Yeah, I'll video you. Yeah, I'll video you. That makes me nervous. I just saw you turn the flashlight on. I'm not that good. Okay, never mind then.
That's a flashlight too. Am I right or am I right? Is it a flashlight? Oh! He actually is... That's a flashlight too. Am I right or am I right? What was that laugh? Pop that up on the screen. That's funny. That was so funny. Let me do it now. Let me do it now. Why does I always get made fun of for my laughs all the time? Me too. I got made fun of like five times. Kate's laughs are silent. They're like this.
I get made fun of for my laugh, so I just have to pick on someone. Everybody makes fun of me for my laugh. Literally, I've heard people laugh, and then as soon as I'm done laughing, they go... Well, because you do sound like SpongeBob sometimes. All right, let me do it. Let me do it. Please. She's not going to stop until you do it. Yeah, let me do it. Oh, Harper. My quads are a little sore because I worked out yesterday, but... Okay, I'm going to spot you. No, don't. Just stand there. Yeah, just stand there. Don't actually spot me. All right, fine.
I know your shoe. I know your shoe. I can get treat I can critique I can critique I I can critique it I
You flip a little slow. Yeah, it's a little bit slow. You go up and then you go flip. You gotta flip fast. The way Matt carried her like a football. That scared me. I was like, wait, why am I not moving? She thought she had superpowers for a second. She was like, wait a minute. I thought I was stuck in time, guys. I thought I was stuck in time for a minute. That's scary. I'm not falling. I'm not falling.
I defied the laws of gravity. I thought he was actually trying to spot me. He went, just keep going. Okay, go. So scary. I was so scared. We should have a gymnast coach come on and try to teach Cash backflip. We literally just had Anna McNulty here. No, but she's a contortionist. Oh, you want someone that can spot Cash? Yeah, yeah. Oh, it better be Dwayne the Rock Johnson if I'm doing a backflip. That would be a good club video. If we try to learn gymnastics. If I'm doing a backflip, there better be two Dwayne the Rock Johnsons here because I feel like I'm heavy. Yeah.
Dwayne the Rock. You can do 95% of the backflip yourself. Man, I can fly easily. Instantly. You just need someone to help. I know I have the capabilities to do a backflip. I don't. You'll see. Yeah, I don't think Kate does it. Give us a little jump, Kate. She could maybe... No, not even a back handspring. Kate, jump as high as you can. Back handsprings are harder than tops. No, no, jump as high as you can in your little cardigan. In your cardigan. Come on, Grandma. Jump, jump. As high as you can. Watch how high her feet get off the ground. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
No, no, no power and speed power and speed is what we need. Come on. Let's go No, stop stop stop no she's not trying try no try go No, she's not trying. Did you guys believe she's trying? It's really good. No, it's really good. She's not trying. Hey Cassie jump My kneecap hurts. Okay, well do it if you can't do a tuck then at least jump how embarrassing He did actually fly though. He did he does levitate kind of I can't jump my knee hurts
Why are your knees always hurting? Because you grow too fast? Yeah, it is because I grow too fast. The doctor said...
doctor said i grow too fast so my shins and knees my shins and knees right here have a disability and it's called it's a very long word it's actually one of the longest words in the dictionary what is it it is my dracontrophobia no but it's close to that like sentence wise it's like a lot of letters word wise or letter wise yeah letter wise it has a lot of guys what if i just started a
Let me do it. No! I've been looking at it and dying to peel that off. Is there 26 letters in the alphabet? Yes. I nailed it. What if I peeled this off and ate it? 27? 26, Kate. She's counting them.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Wait, L, N? Did I say L, N or did I say L, M? L, M, N, O, P. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K. We're not doing this right now. L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V. Okay, we're about to find out. W, X, Y, and Z. You were right. Wow, you were right. Yeah. Oh, wow.
Shocker.
But are you glad I landed my tuck though, at least? I'm very glad you did. I'm so proud of you. If you hadn't landed that, this episode would just be ruined. Yeah. Can't put it out. Then we would have to kick you off. Yeah, we would have to kick... Guys, that actually scared me so bad because I actually... At the beginning, I was like, okay, yeah, they're joking. But then when y'all were like, yeah, well, we were thinking about doing like a side job or whatever, like a side episode. Yeah, I thought that would get you. I was like...
I was like, yeah, if we tell her that we're going to start a side podcast with you. I wasn't going to cry, but I was like... No, you were going to cry. I saw water in your eyes. Don't you cap to me. Don't you lie to me, little girl. Did y'all see water in my eyes? Oh, I saw water in your eyes. Did y'all see water in my eyes? No, I saw it. Say yes if you did. I did not see water in my eyes at all. Guys. I was like a little sad. Everybody, go comment down below. Comment a...
Yes or no if Harper's gonna cry. Say Harper was gonna cry or I don't think Harper's gonna cry. Everybody go comment that because I literally saw water. When she looked at me, I saw towards the end, she looked at me, her eyes were watering and Maverick behind you was like,
He's like, we gotta stop it. We gotta stop it. No, y'all shouldn't have. Because then I would have actually not cried. But like, I would have been like. No, you would have cried. And then we would have looked like we're bullying you. Yeah, we would have looked horrible. No, guys, do y'all like how long my hair is? No. Okay. Cut it all off. I love it. Thank you. I wish I could grow my hair out. Thank you. Do a buzz cut. You won't. Should I? Do a buzz cut. Mola. Mola. Do a mola cut. If I did a buzz cut, it would be like all my baby hairs. Think about it. You could have the longest mola in the world right now.
You could just like buzz the sides and you have a crazy moment. That's what you look like. This is like the fully conscious baby. What? Who wants to go do the Four Seasons of Orlando? Me. Me.
I love that baby. I'd love to go to the Four Seasons of Orlando, mother. I think it'd be quite prescriptive. I wanted to reach out to the Four Seasons of Orlando baby. You did. What if he went on a podcast? But he didn't answer. The baby didn't answer. He didn't DM you back? He never DMed me back. But Maverick was like, I was like, I'm going to reach out to the Four Seasons of Orlando baby.
and get, I think it's a girl. And I was like, I'm going to get her on the pod. Yeah. And I was like, we don't need a baby on the podcast. So y'all can thank Maverick for us not having the four seasons. I just don't need the conversation. I mean, for a podcast, all you can say is me. Yeah, but think about it. If we sat down, right? I can go, are you happy to be here? Me. Me. Who wants to go to the four seasons?
Did you have a good flight? Me. He has nothing to say. He is a fully conscious baby, though. He would be like, meh. Maybe he'd be like, how was your flight? He'd be like, it was good. It was spectacular. It was spectacular, actually. It was absolutely tremendous. Have y'all seen those baby geniuses on the Ellen show? They're like two and a half years old and they can point at every single country in the world.
Or like, yeah, do some crazy math problems. You think that's real? I do miss the Ellen show. I mean, I heard some accusations about Ellen that weren't very nice. I heard bad stuff about it, too. But those are also, we don't know if it's true or not. But what's it called? I'm sure there's probably someone that would say we have a horrible environment here, too. Yeah, like me. They treat me horribly off camera. I mean, like, if, what's it called? Kate's verbally abusive. If anyone from our team ever tried to, like...
Kate's verbally... Say we were terrible? I think I'd lose my mind. Kate is terrible. Because I put snacks out and everything. She's verbally abusive. Like, honestly, I'm trying to think... Maverick is physically abusive. What? Okay, these are not funny jokes. To me. To me. They're all abusive to me. No, they don't. And Harper is online abusive to me. Online.
No, I actually... Bullies me online. I actually do. If there's a taser inside or a lighter inside, I do try to burn cash. Yeah, see? But what's about... If I ever left the episode, I wouldn't be like... I wouldn't ever be like...
They were so rude. I hate them. Wait, left the episode or left the podcast? Left the podcast. You were fired? Yeah, I was fired. You wouldn't go say we were so rude? No, I would not say that. Are we so rude? No. Like literally, what's it called? I think we should do one episode where every 15 minutes someone gets voted off.
Oh, that would be funny. Oh, that's funny. Survivor style. I love Survivor. So the whole 15 minutes before, it's like, listen, don't vote me. In a minute, we're going to vote. Guys, listen. No, no. And we all just have a card, and then we all just have to hold up that name.
Oh my gosh. I'm totally gone. And we can play for immunity too. I'm totally gone. We can play for immunity. Yeah, we hide a immunity thing in here. We all got to find it. The immunity challenge. No, no, like games for immunity. Guys, my hair is so dead. I'll skip that one, but Kyle can come. I'm very good at rock, paper, scissors. Guys, I low-key miss Chase. I wonder how him and his, you know. No, don't talk about it. Boothing are doing. No, don't talk about it. Don't talk about it? He's boothing. You think she watches this? No, no. Everybody stop talking about it. Ah!
friend has a crush on somebody and we can all talk about it or else we might ruin it for him. Did you say you missed Chase? Yeah. Don't worry, he'll be back soon. Chase? What's it called? He gets back on Thursday. Or Wednesday. He had stuff he had to go back for. Yeah, whatever. Wait, why do you miss him? Because, what's it called? He, um, because he's funnier than y'all. What the? And what the stigma? I gotta stop saying that. It's so embarrassing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was that now? Guys, sorry, my hair's going to be everywhere. Wait, hold on, wait. Somebody back me up. What were we just talking about two seconds ago? I had something funny I wanted to say. Chase Survivor. Chase Survivor. Oh, I was very good at rock, paper, scissors. Watch this out. Check me out. I'm going to beat all of them in one shot. Ready, go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay, well, sometimes I tie. Sometimes I do tie. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. See, boom. Ready, go, Harper. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, man. Okay.
You won one out of three. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, man. I'm sorry, but... Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Maybe I just always play now, but he sucks. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. You just suck at the game. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. See, Matthew, you're not good. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
That's crazy. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh my god. That's crazy. I won. Oh, that's awkward. That's really awkward. Alright guys, well thank you guys so much for watching this pay-per-view podcast. The LL podcast. Facts, watch it again. Thank you so much for watching. You guys should subscribe. If y'all watch it again, we'll give you a cookie. No, we won't. We can't do that, but. But. I mean, I'll do it. But we will raffle
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