Life As A 16 Year Old Social Media Star
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Yo, so I have a story. I wasn't going to say it, but Kate told me to say it. Bad story about me? No. Not everything is about you, Maverick. Seems like it is. So I was in Florida.

Oh, my gosh. You're going to tell that story? Wait, what? What? You don't know which one he's telling. There's a lot of Florida stories. You don't even know the story I'm talking about. But, no. I was in Florida with my friend Michael. I've been to Florida. You've been to Florida? Twice? No. Twice. I went to Florida with my friend Michael. And we were hanging out with these two girls. Yeah, I know this story. Yeah, you already told this.

You guys do not know this story. You don't know this story. And we were hanging out with these two girls. And they got stranded. No. That was Hawaii. And then I liked one of them.

Right? What? That's why I wasn't going to tell the story. But she was like, you've got to tell the story. Hey, Kate, you kind of look like that one. Oh, me and this girl are like this now. We love each other. They're like best friends now. I thought you liked the other one. Oh, no, I liked the other one. The one she's best friends with is not the one I liked. But anyways, so I liked this one.

And I was like... Wow, you definitely had a type now that I'm looking at Kate. And the other two girls? Yeah. Yeah, they were all identical. Well, let's not forget about the one. Okay, okay. Oh. All right, all right. Let me go to the store. Everyone has a low point in life, Kat. Okay. We're in Florida. Me went for Michael and these two girls. I liked one of them. And then I was like, okay, I guess she doesn't like me back. So I'm just going to go for the other one. And I didn't really like the other one. I was just like...

That's what you do when you're 16, I guess. I don't know. And then we go to the beach and we went at like 6 a.m. because we stayed up like all night. And then we go to the beach at 6 a.m. and I kiss her on the beach in the water. Oh my gosh. Like the notebook or something. And then... This isn't the one he liked though. This is the other girl. This isn't the one I liked. Oh, so the one you liked is just watching you kiss her friend? Yes. Okay. Dude, you got some crazy game. I don't know what you're trying to do. I was like, and then

And then, so I was kissing her. How old were you? I was like 16. Oh my gosh. This is why you don't let your 16 year olds travel alone. Yeah, for real. My parents were like, we can't let you travel. You're going to be kissing girls. I was like, no. And then Michael is stuck with the other girl and they're just like standing there and also in the water, just like watching us kiss. So they're just like, so then the one I liked tried to start kissing Michael and

And Michael didn't want to kiss her. Trying to make you jealous? And Michael didn't want to kiss her. So he just starts dunking her underwater. What?

Oh, no. Yes. And so I'm kissing this girl that I don't even like. And Michael is dunking the one I like underwater. He's just like, this is literally what he was saying. He was going, breathe. Breathe. And this dude, I was like, oh, my gosh. And I was like, Michael, why didn't you just do something else? Why didn't you just kiss her? You guys could have just talked. You didn't have to dunk her underwater. He was like, I don't want to take any chances. I don't want to kiss you.

But yeah, bro, I thought you were talking about a different story, which we don't got to go into the end of the story, but the story starts with you asking me to go on a trip with you to Florida in an RV. Oh, huh? Don't ever plan an RV trip. Just don't. I, I had this great idea. I was like,

It was my friend Michael again. And it was me and Michael. Is it Kate's brother? No, no, no. It's the one that edits the shorts. He edits all the shorts on the podcast. She does not know who Michael is. You never met him, though. He lives in New Jersey. Really? But, yeah. Me and him, I was like, yo, let's take a road trip. And we were like, we're going to get one of those old, like, vans. Those, like, old, like, what are those vans called? Like, the hippie vans? A Volkswagen van. Yeah, a Volkswagen van. And then those were...

Like impossible to find So I was like Alright let's get an RV So me And Michael get an RV And then my friend Chase comes You know Chase Yeah you met Chase Chase was Carly's No Chase The one that was here The really tall guy The tall guy Like two weeks ago The blonde guy Anyways He was just sitting Me, Michael and Chase We're like we're gonna get an RV And we're gonna go on a road trip And we're like Matt do you wanna come?

And he was like, no, I'm not coming with you guys. I said, what's the plan? Like, where are we going? They're like, we don't know. Wherever the road takes us. And I'm like, so you have no idea where you're going to stay, what you're going to do, and

Like any plan for the trip? They're like, no, zero. It's an adventure. We got the RV. We didn't even know where to drive. We were like, oh, shoot, where do we go, guys? And we get the RV. The guy walks us around like all the things in the RV. Homie walked us around like an hour telling us what everything does. This is the dump station. This is how you turn this on. This is how you level it out. We didn't listen at all. At all. And we were like, yeah, okay.

For sure it is. How expensive was this RV? That's the bad part, man. That RV for a week costed us like six grand, bro. Woo! Yeah. And it was a crappy RV. Things sucked. It was like 25 years old. I've never actually seen a picture of it, but I'm imagining like the little tiny, tiny one. I have a picture of it. I'll pop it up. I have a picture of it. Why would it look like that? What are you doing? And... Okay. Okay.

Stop it. Stop. Quit. You look like scary. She had a Halloween mask on. I know. It wasn't like a real face. You had bad plastic surgery. No, I was doing that for the whole episode. No, she wasn't. So anyways, we get this RV and we're like...

Well, I guess the only realistic state to go to is Florida. Like, where else are you going to go? Are you going to go to North Carolina? So we're like, we'll go to Florida. And we drove straight to Florida from Ohio. And then we get all the way to Florida. And we were like, well, where do we park this thing? See, that's what I was thinking. I was like, y'all got to have some sort of plan. And we were like, there's nowhere to park this thing here. And so then we were like, okay, I guess we'll just rent a hotel. So we just parked it in the hotel parking lot.

and we never slept in it. So we flew from California to Ohio to rent the RV, drove straight to Florida just to stay in a hotel. This is very practical. You guys really thought this one through. So we were paying for the RV. Couple of geniuses over there. Yeah, it was not good. But then, wait, what was the rest of the story? I forgot. What was... Oh. Harper's making faces again. No, I'm just...

The story can't end there. It's a good story without the second half. Yeah. The second half is also one of my personal favorites. Wait, what? Tell us. The second half, he doesn't... Kate, do you want to tell the second

Yeah. No, no, no, no. I don't know the second half. Oh, yeah. So little old me, 15 years old, have been waiting for years for this man to come around. I said, uh-uh, I'm not going to make eye contact with another male. I won't do it because I'm so in love with him. Okay, I was 16. He's like, oh, I'm in love with you too. Like one day we're going to be together. And I'm like, okay. Just wait for me. Just wait for me. Y'all want to know what homeboy was doing? I did not say, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I did not say away from me. I specifically said. I specifically said. Like the ocean? I specifically said I cannot have a girlfriend right now.

I don't have time. Yeah, but then when you were like... Oh, come on. When you kept saying stuff like, oh my gosh, like, I wish we could date. I wish we could date. I wish we could. I wish we could have, but, like, I was busy. Like, what? He was busy texting so many other girls at the same time. You would not believe it. What? You would not believe the amount of females this man had in his phone. No. Is it just like, you know who? No. No, no one knows actually... Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like, you know who. Yeah. Yeah, I want to know what's crazy...

Is Cash, this was a week, one week. This is a bad episode for you. I'm sorry. This is a bad episode for me. One week before Cash and I started dating, he was in Florida. And he meets a young girl. Who? It's not me. We're not going to name names. Oh, no, we can. I actually don't know her name. Can we give her a name? Yeah, we can give her Big Toe. Oh. What? Big Toe? I actually have a big toe. I was thinking like Brittany. I have a big zomer toe. What?

My whole side of my dad's side, the Zomers have the big toe. You got it? I think everyone has a big toe. And my mom has a tiny toe. So do you got a big toe or a tiny toe? Both. Oh. So this one is tiny. You get a two in one? No. As you can see, this one is longer than this one. Oh, I think mine's like that too. Yeah. Okay. I got to hear more about big toe. So.

Cash is in Florida and somehow comes along Big Toe. Oh. And he's hanging out with her. Gotta watch out for those Big Toes. Yeah. Big Toe. And he's hanging out with Big Toe and, you know, they share a few kisses. Ew. Yeah. That's a lie. That story is already off to a lie. Is it? I pecked her once. Oh, okay. That was it. Yeah, absolutely. You did kiss her more than that. I know you did because you told me. Oh, are you kidding? Anyways. I believe her. No, no, no, no, no. I always believe the woman. So then...

Cash's fun trip ends. Okay. And him and Big Toe say their goodbye. Cash goes back to Oklahoma and he's graduating high school and he's on a family trip and I'm in Texas. You know, I'm texting him. I'm like, one week later, this is like, no, not even two days. Not even. He just got back from Florida. He gets back from Florida and he had been at this family trip with all of his family. And he was like, listen guys, I'm either going to go back to Florida and see Big Toe

Or I'm going to go see Kate. But if I see Kate, I actually have to date her. Like, I can't keep doing this to her. Because that's when he finally realized what he was doing was mean. So then... And I actually talked to Alex about it. Yeah. You talked to me, too. And our uncle. Yeah. We were on a family... It was like a whole men's meeting. You were like, guys, I'm really stressed out. We were at a cabin in Oklahoma. And the whole entire family was there. Yeah, I talked to Matt, my uncle, and Alex about it. I'm like, guys...

I was like, I could go see the girl in Florida. Big toe. I could go see big toe in Florida and just hang out with her. Cause I'm not going to, I was like, there, like, it's not, you can't hang out with her. I was like, I'm not going to date her or anything. Like I would just go hang out with her. Like I'm not, it's not like we're going to date or anything. So I could just go waste my time. Or I could go hang out with Kate.

But if I hang out with Kate, like, I have to ask her out as, like, officially to be my girlfriend. Because I can't be doing this for much longer. I was 16, where I've already been doing it for, like, three years since I met her. And then I was like, okay, I guess...

kate's the right option no he was he was very close to going to see big toe yeah you wouldn't have consulted all the men in the family if it was like wait i have an idea i have an idea wait you know literally everyone i remember like i remember i remember staying awake up at night in the cabin bro i was like i don't know what to do i think it was like 1 a.m we're all out on the on out on the balcony of the cabin just like he was just sitting outside

And we were giving you the same advice. I just don't understand how it was between me and Big Toe. What? Yeah, Big Toe. I'm sorry, Big Toe, but I have been there for years. It was my time to shine, okay? Listen, the thing was I was scared to ask you to be my girlfriend because I didn't want a girlfriend. Why? Because I was 16. I was trying to live my life. I was like, I don't want a girlfriend, man. So he finally comes to his senses after three days of no sleep.

What? No, he slept a lot. He was fine. No, but he calls me and he was like, hey, what are the odds that your parents let you come to Oklahoma for my graduation? And I was like, probably none, but like I'll ask. And they somehow. Because you were how old?

I turned 16 in two weeks, and he had just turned 17. So we were like... That's crazy. You were like Harper's age. Yeah. And so my parents let me go to Oklahoma. Cash came and picked me up. We had some stops along the way, and we were on our way. And when we were driving up there... This story just keeps evolving. Like, this is the longest story ever, and it just gets better. Every time it gets better. So can we just elaborate...

I don't think we elaborated on that part. No, I think you do. I don't think you have to go into detail. Okay, okay. You can elaborate. About... We were on our way, and Cash and I... On your way? You just backed out the driveway. We just hopped into a parking lot to kiss each other. Okay, I just met her parents. The only reason they said yes to letting her go is because they... Our family... We've been like family...

It's confusing. But her family was best friends with my uncle's family. So they knew me pretty well, even though I never met her parents. And so I met her parents, and I was like, okay, can we go to Oklahoma for my graduation, blah, blah, blah. And your uncle vouched for you. My uncle did vouch for me. He's a good kid. My uncle was like, I'll be up there too, blah, blah, blah. And they were like, okay. So they agreed. Her parents agreed to let her go. And then about like...

A mile down the road. We were at a gas station. And then we started kissing in the car. Yeah, I know. It's hard to hear. And then a cop pulls up.

The windows are not tinted. And whatsoever. To be clear, we are just kissing, okay? And the cop apparently was like... He was concerned I was being sex trafficked. That's literally what he said. Yeah. And I was like, I am 16 years old. Look at me. And then he makes me hold my hands out the window. What? I'm not even kidding. He made me hold my hands out the window. And do what?

And stop kissing her. Stop kissing her. I was like, what? And then he comes up and then he's like acting like we are insane. And then he calls. Yeah, he's like, it's the middle of the day. It's 3 o'clock. And then he calls her parents. And I was like, oh, no. And her mom had to come pick her up.

And then he was like, yeah, I was worried that there was trafficking going on because the license plate was like out of state or something. And it was a funky looking car. It was a beat up truck from Oklahoma. It was a beat up truck. And you were in Texas. Like there was like a huge dent in the side. And like he comes up to Cash. He's like, do you have any weapons in the car? And Cash is like, I think there's a baseball bat. He's like, why do you have a baseball bat? I was like, I can't.

Because I like to play baseball. I don't know. And he was like going off on the baseball bat. And I was like, okay, man. And he made me hold up my hands the entire time. What? And then as soon as I met her parents, they get a call like five minutes later that we were kissing in a parking lot. And then her mom had to come pick her up. And we were like, oh, no, this isn't good.

And then she's like, there's no shot I'm going to Oklahoma now. And then somehow, her parents still let her go to Oklahoma. Absolutely crazy. I don't understand that to this day. How could he just go to Oklahoma with a guy? You have to tell us what happened. What did they say? Oh, it was awkward, man. That had to be the most awkward conversation ever. We got back to her house after just leaving. Like, you're like, hey, sir, I promise I'll take good care of your daughter. Like, I'm a good guy. Like, everything's going to be fine. 30 seconds later...

My hands are out the window. Hey, I have your daughter here. There's a baseball bat. He's getting a call. He's got a baseball bat. I'm going to need you to come pick her up. And then we get there and her mom goes and talks to her and her dad's like talking to me. And he's like, so how many girlfriends you have? I was like, I was like, I'm only about seven at the time. No, no. I was like, first one.

And yeah, and then Kate was like, I'm not going to let me go. I was like, yeah, sure they will. I thought there was no shot. And then somehow, somehow they let her go. And so then we start our journey again. We're on our way up to Oklahoma. Oh, no. And we're driving up there. Oh, no. Joe's like on the edge of his seat. Joe's like, oh, no. Lo and behold, guess who gets a call from Big Toe?

Big toe's calling. No. Big toe is calling. There's no way. And I pick up his phone because you know he's driving and I said oh it's big toe. Like I don't know who big toe is like can I answer? And he's like hold the phone up like you're me.

No, no, no, no, no, no. There's no need. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. It's nothing. And so I was like, okay, I trust you. I trust you. You're my boyfriend now. I trust you. I was not your boyfriend yet. I was about to ask. Yeah. I was not her boyfriend. You were almost my boyfriend. Almost your boyfriend and boyfriend is very big different thing. You lied to her parents. Yeah. You told her she's your first girlfriend. That's crazy. That's wild. Yeah, you lied. I never had a girlfriend before.

a girlfriend before her. Yeah, but you said she's your first girlfriend, but you just said you didn't ask her out yet. Yeah, you lied. Oh, well. Well, he had the intentions of asking me out. Yeah, because then, okay, yes, Big Toe called me, and then we get to Oklahoma, and then that night. Big Toe called you again. That night. Big Toe did call him out. Oh, no.

Bro, you're... I was telling her that, like... You were a bad man. I was asleep downstairs. I'm ashamed to be your brother. I was telling Big Toe, like, I can't talk to you no more. That's what I was doing. For an hour? That's crazy. Yes. Yeah. How do you do that for an hour? Big Toe... Sounds more like a breakup. Because she was crying.

She's like, I thought we liked each other. I was like, I thought, no. And then, yeah. And then me and her are in the car. We go to Sonic. And Alex is in the back of the car. And guess what Alex goes? So have you told her about Big Toe? And I was like, oh, no, Alex. Good looking out. And Kate was like, who's Big Toe? Who's Big Toe? And I was like, oh, no, no. Thanks, Alex.

And so as soon as we get home, Alex runs inside. I was like, I'm getting out of here. That car had to be on fire. And then we talked and then I told her just about everything about her and just anything else I ever done. It was a four hour talk. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. They went in the bedroom to talk about it.

And I kept like waiting for them to come out and waiting and waiting. I would walk by the door and be like, what's going on in there? That's not probably going well. And then I told her everything. You told me stuff, some stuff that you've done and whatever. And then I officially asked you to be my girlfriend. Oh, wait. I just connected the dots. Didn't you kiss another guy like two days before or something like that? Yeah. No.

How are y'all like... No, no, that was a different story. And Kate, were you my age when you went up to Oklahoma? No. Oh, how old were you? I turned 16 in two weeks. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Like, because like, I was like, what? There's no way your parents let you go when you're like 14 years old. Yes, you were a little bit older. Yeah, I was older. Okay. And then I asked her to be my boyfriend or my girlfriend. Whoa, whoa, whoa. And then I asked her to be my girlfriend. And then...

Nothing like that has ever happened again. Are you sure? Just to be clear. No more Big Toe calls? Just to be clear. Big Toe and all that, we were not dating. We were in the semi-talking stage. Just so you know, Big Toe, y'all weren't dating. And when you're single, you're allowed to talk to multiple people. Are you? Right? No. I mean, I don't talk to anyone. But you gotta be talking to multiple people to figure out who you like. I don't think so. I don't talk to anyone. And if I was talking to a girl, I'd probably be like...

Pretty much committed to talking to one girl at a time. But I wasn't like... We weren't like talking, talking. Yeah, right. Clearly, you had an hour-long breakup phone call. So, it was pretty deep. Because I knew she liked me. And I was like... Well, I like... This is embarrassing. I got a girlfriend. And that's what happens...

When you're 16. So don't plan a road trip with your friends. Don't get an RV. Don't waste your money on an RV. That might have been the longest story we've ever told on the podcast. You left out one part. But I was intrigued. No way I left out a part. Oh, you left out a part after all that. What part? Bro, mom calls me freaking out. I'm in LA and she called me freaking out. She's like, do you know where Cash is?

And I was like, Oh no, I don't, I don't know where he's at. And then, and then chase calls me. Cause chase was the only adult that went with them. And chase was like, Maverick, please tell me, you know, where cash is. And I was like, dog, I have no idea. I'm in LA. He's in Florida. We're on different coasts right now. And chase was like in charge of me. Cause I was, I was 16. Chase was the only reason he got to go. And he was the adult. Really? And, uh,

Yeah, Cash had turned off his location to go at like 2 a.m. to go see... To go hang out with Big Toe. Big Toe. Yeah. And Chase is freaking out. Chase is like, I lost him. I lost him. Yeah, Mom's like... You know how much I'd freak out? Like, imagine we took Harper on a trip and I lost her. Oh, my gosh. You turned your location off and ran off. I'd be freaking out. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. That would be so bad. I...

I'd be like, Bronwyn's gonna kill us. I think you know this, but these are not your role models, okay? Yeah. We are prime examples of what not to do. Take after me. I'm not as much, but definitely him. Don't look up to Cash in any way. Would you imagine how much Chase was freaking out when he lost me? Bro, I can't imagine. You just lost someone's child. She's like, what do you mean? Chase is like, yeah, I'm looking through the whole hotel room. He's not here. He's not anywhere. You know what the crazy part is? What?

is i was at the hotel in my room i i turned my location off because i went to go hang out with her that late that night like 10 o'clock yeah i got back at like midnight and then my location i just forgot to turn it back on and i was in the room sleeping and they said they sent a maid in there but the maid didn't see me in the bed so i don't know how she didn't see me in the bed but you know you're smaller than you know what else happened when wait well

One time, I was in a hotel room with Michael again. Me and Michael. And...

There was four people. So two of the guys slept in this bed and two of me and Michael slept in this bed. And the other two guys got up at like 6 a.m. and left for the airport. So they get out and they left for the airport. And then the maid comes in our room at like 10 a.m. And me and him are still sleeping. But we're both in one bed instead of us being separate. And the maid comes in. Why? Well, because we hadn't woke up yet. And the maid comes in and we both lean up and our shirts are off. And we lean up and she goes...

And we're like, no, no, no. No, no. Oh, my God. I was like, no, no, you're good. You're good. And she's like, no, no, no. She's like walking in the hallway. I was like, no, no. Stop saying no. Stop saying no. We sleep in separate beds. Oh, my God. That was a bad one, too. Bro, we used to go to this thing, Playlist Live.

Have you ever heard of that, Harper? No. Playlist Live? You ever heard of VidCon? Yes. Oh, it's like that. Yeah. Playlist is dead now, though. RIP Playlist. Is it officially dead? They didn't do it this year. Wait, did y'all hear about that hockey player? Yeah.

Wait, why is he a player? His neck, or his throat got cut open by another skate. That's my biggest fear. And he died on there. You don't play hockey. But if I did. Yeah, what? And he died on the field. He didn't die there. Yeah.

Really? Sure, he had to. No, he did not die there. Because he started skating off. He got his neck cut there, and then they took him to the hospital. He died at the hospital. So, they like hit that artery in your neck. Oh my gosh. And he like literally, when you see, I saw the video. I saw the video too. It was literally just like the, literally the court, like the second it happened, everyone. It was like squirting out onto the field. We might get demonetized. Sorry, YouTube. Don't demonetize us.

No, it was terrible. That was bad. I'm like, how do they not? I don't get how they don't cut their arms and stuff way more with it. I love hockey fights, though. Because they have stuff on. I wish football was allowed to have fights. Yeah. Dude, why can't they just mutually agree? It would be so much more fun if they're just like, yeah, all right, we're going to throw it out. Imagine Patrick Mahone and Tom Brady are just like, all right, let's go. Let's go. And they just start swinging on each other. It would be so fun. You see some linemen start swinging, cheerleading, bro.

They'd start going at each other. No, that would be so bad. No, I don't think it would be that bad. Harper, I know we asked this before, but like would you like if you actually had the opportunity to like box like another like teenage girl YouTuber, you would? Yes. Like say Piper actually wanted to box you. Like in a cage. But it was like an event. Like would you actually do it?

Well, she would probably just be like, oh, it's just a joke. And then I'll be like, boom. No, no, but if you knew, she was going to try to box you back. She's like, I'm going in there to try to kill Harper Zilmer. Yeah, I wouldn't do it. No? Because she's older than me, too. She's probably bigger than Harper, too. Okay, well, somebody your age. Yeah, she's a little bit older.

yes anyway someone at my age i'll do it i keep trying to get kate to box box i won't that'd be so great when i boxed you or actually i didn't box you i just punched you in the head and you're like oh that wasn't bad and then you started like going backwards yeah you kind of the other day cash let me choke him out again can we do it on the podcast no we cannot do that on the podcast you can't stop doing

Stop doing that. You're literally going to mess him up in the head. Can I show Carter out? It was a new record. He went out in like six seconds. I got the video. Yeah, Jared does have a video. I don't know if we can put that up. I can't put that up. Lauren was so mad. She was like, you better not let them do that to you. I'm so... You were thinking about it. No, I was not. Lauren, he was thinking about it. I told you what my mom told me. What'd your mom tell you? Oh, nothing. Don't you worry. But, yeah. That was the quickest I've ever...

I've made Cass pass out. Oh, yeah, listen. It happened from this. Maverick and the jujitsu guy were talking. They were talking about how they can make people pass out. Just by choking them out for like eight seconds. And I was like, nuh-uh. And they were like, yeah, huh-huh. And I was like, do it to me. And Cass was like, and then you just come right back? We're like, yeah, you'll just wake back up. And they just choked me out for like literally ten seconds and I was out.

And then you got back up? Yeah. You want to see the video? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, we can't pop it up on the screen. Yeah, but we can still show it. Yeah, he literally, because his arm is up, and then when he goes out, his arm just drops. It's crazy, because I hold my breath, and it just cuts off the blood flow for like six seconds, and I'm like, and you're just out.

But he swears it's the best feeling in the world when he comes back. No, no, no. Don't do this. Don't do this at all. It's definitely something you should not do at all. Yeah, I tell him that all the time. But I did it. Why were you wearing glasses? But, like, you also shouldn't do the Florida story. So don't do that either. He's out. Oh, my gosh. Why is his eyes open, though? Because he's passed out. Look at his face. Yeah, sometimes your eyes stay open. He's unconscious. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it's kind of freaky looking. That's so weird. Isn't it?

He's pretty freaking with him. I know. His face twitches when he's out. Now every time we're with a big group of guys, I'm like, somebody's got to go out. And everybody's like, no, no, I'm not doing that. Because everyone has half a brain.

That's scary. And then I always got to be the volunteer one to do it. No, you don't. No, you don't. Because no one will ever do it. You have like 17 videos of you going out. Just show them one of the videos. I'm like, if I do it, maybe one of them will do it. And then I come back and I'm like, one of y'all want to go? And then I'm like, no. Then stop doing it. You know now nobody's going to do it. He was out pretty long in that one too. He was out for like 15, 20 seconds. Guys, remember when I showed you all my party trick and I slammed the floor and all those paintings went down?

I do remember that. And I shook the whole entire upstairs. I'm not going to lie, she did kind of shake me. I did. It's kind of crazy. How does that little body have so much damage to do? I don't know. I really like knocked over the lamp. Do it again. Okay. No, no, no. Okay. Actually, hold on. It might come down again. I don't know. It's really not up there that great. I'm scared for you. Yeah, that's pretty loud. That's got to hurt. She's like waiting for it to fall.

It wasn't as much as I did the first time. The first time I was ready. It was wild. I have to get ready to smash myself on the floor. That's okay. Wait, Kate, maybe you should keep something that's less dangerous for the guys to do around on standby. Like what? What do you want me to do? If you get a handheld taser, that'd be fun. Oh, yes. Dude, I want to film a YouTube video like this. Kate and four more girls get tasers versus me.

Oh my, that would be so fun. Tell me I want to be a fun YouTube video. No, because I still think you'll win. That's what I'm saying. That's not fun because then he takes the taser and then he's got to take it. But it's not fun anymore. It's not like one of the like shooting tasers. It's like just the stun guns. Yeah, no, I don't want to do that because you're going to get a taser and then I get tased and I don't want to be tased. How many girls did you say? But I don't get to start with the taser. How many girls did you say? I'm not doing that. Four. He said four, right? Dude, I do 10. Dude, I'm sorry. 10Ks? What are they going to do? Come on, but...

All I have to do is take one taser and then the rest of them are terrified. Cash, I will push you on the floor in two seconds. I don't think so. Okay, really. I don't think so. You're just going to come up like... I kick you first. Oh, yeah. She knows karate. And then I win.

Listen, I'll be real. I think you can take even 15. I'm pretty confident I could take... It's really until you're exhausted. And now if they had the shooting ones, I'd be done for. There's no way. There have to be some brave girls because all the girls I know, the second you start coming at them with a taser, they're freaking out. That's what I'm saying. I want to be scared. As soon as you get a hold of one taser, you're going to win. I think 10 Harpers could definitely take you. No, one Harper. Me. There's no chance, man. You think...

Ten of you? There's no shot. You know what I would do? Put your hands behind your back, tase you, and then- How are you going to put my hands behind my back? Put the taser in my mouth, put your arms behind your back, punch you. No, no, no. How are you going to do that part? How are you going to get his hands and put them behind his back? I have my ways. Dude, her height is an advantage. Like, one of them can go for you up top while the other one runs through your legs. Wait, do we have that dummy? We do. Charles? Yeah, Charles. I don't know where Charles is. I think-

Why is Charles in your room? Yeah. Charles. The studio room. He's not in my room. Charles is not in my room. Okay? Bro. Somebody get Charles out of my room. To clarify, Charles is not in my bedroom. Okay? Wait, where is he? He's in the studio. Wait, grab him. I'm going to show you what I will do. Oh, let's see. I'll show you what I will do. The jellyfish died, I think. You guys are going to demonstrate what you're going to do to me on Charles? The jellyfish.

I don't feel like Charles is the equivalent to me though. No, no, no he is. Charles absolutely is. Oh no. I see the similarities. Okay, here, I'll hold him. I'll hold him. This is what I will do. Ew. This is how you take down an attacker? Why'd you use the taser? So you're not even going to use the taser to get me down? You're just going to knock me out? Yeah. That's crazy. I got you, I got you.

It hurts your knuckles. Oh, no. I have a taser. Okay. Every time that happens, how often do you do that? It happened yesterday, bro. Actually, you know what I would do? You know what I would do? I mean, if they play dirty like that, you may not. I'm with Kate. He's not thinking it through. If they get you down, they're tasing you from 10 different areas. You've got to make that move illegal because that's not fair. Because then that's not fair for me. There's no chance I win if I can't do that move. Okay, even with that move, no one's getting that on me.

Oh. One time Cash put me in a headlock. Why is Carlos's head square? Why are you putting her in a headlock? Oh, yeah. You were there. I walked up to Kate and I put her in a headlock. And it was in front of like mom and dad. Mom and dad were there and everyone. I put her in a headlock and I was like, Kate, what would you do to get out of this? And she straight up just boom. No hesitation. Like not faked it. She actually did it to me. Didn't need him straight in the groin. Dude. Charles has got to go. I didn't feel like being in a chokehold. So funny.

And he fell. He let me out of that charcoal real quick. Oh, he fell straight to the ground. Obviously, he fell. Can we put that video up? I don't like Charles. Yeah, he is kind of weird looking. Yeah, I don't like it. Like, why are his brows like that? You know what? I'm going to zoom in on his face. Do the...

Poor Charles. Yeah, it's kind of scary looking. We need to dress him up. He's like, he probably feels naked. He needs some clothes. He feels so exposed. I can tell. Me and Casper were just walking through the store and we each just stopped when we saw Charles. Yeah, we saw him in Halloween spirit. Was it supposed to be

a Halloween decoration? Yeah. Yeah, and we saw him and we just stopped and we didn't even say anything. We both just grabbed the box and kept walking. Bro, no way. I was like, you're coming home with me. You're not staying here. When I came upstairs, I thought it was an actual person. The first time I saw Charles, I was like, wait, who is that? I don't know how much he was. We didn't even look. We just bought him. There's no way we were not leaving store without that guy. Why does it matter how much he is? You can't put a price on life. Can I paint his toenails? No.

Yeah, black. Don't paint his toenails. Do not paint Charles' toenails. I'm going to paint Charles' toenails. I'm going to be so mad if you paint Charles' toenails. In his nails. What color should we paint him, Harper? Black. Matt, we're doing it again. He always does it. What? Doing what? Did you see him? He was like...

I didn't want to interrupt you talking. Guys, Maverick has a dance competition to be, uh... Bro, and I am, like, actually... I mean, I'm actually chilling on time, but... He's stressing about the time, like he always is. And I'm not getting my tree put up. No, I mean, get your tree out. Wait, like, I... I'll get your tree out. This is what I've always wanted to do to a person. Up is a lot of work. I've always wanted to go... You... Isn't it? You literally just, like... No, it's, like, a good amount of work, though. What does that mean? Charles. I mean... Ew, he's looking at me. There. There we go. Maybe Charles needs a friend. No.

He needs to die. Oh. Whoa. He needs to get... I don't think he's alive. He needs to go... Can I see Charles? Don't say that around Charles. I just want to see Charles. Hey, buddy. Oh. Oh. I just... Oh, we need to get him a wig. Oh, we do need to get him a wig. What are you doing to Charles right now? Yeah. Rose got...

He has some weight. I just wanted to sit with Charles. He has some weight. What are you, Santa Claus? Oh, this is too realistic. I know. Imagine he just started gripping my hand back. Cash, I... You're going to let Charles steal your girl like that? After what just happened to Charles, he needs some love. He needs some comfort. I think I'm going to paint his fingernails hot pink. We're definitely not going to do that. And then his nails black and pink. Black and pink. Have you painted his fingernails?

I'm painting my fingernails and I'm going to walk around with you. And I'm not going to do that. I thought that would like get her back. But now that's just on me. Now I just have painted fingernails. Wait, why can't he stand? Stand Charles. What are you doing? He's not going to stand. No, no, no, no. That's not that. No, give me, give me him back. No one's allowed to touch him. Guys, should I take Claire out on a second date?

Claire? Claire probably doesn't want to go on a second date. Oh, the dancing girl curly hair? The cowgirl, uh, cowboy's cheerleader. Oh, you went on a date with her already? Well, it was kind of like a first date. He's talking about the blind date they did on the show. I was sitting in the middle of y'all. But we held hands. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was like... She was nervous. Was she really? I couldn't see her reaction. She was like...

We all saw her. I forgot I didn't mean to make you feel bad about yourself. Yeah, my hands were really sweaty. No, I'm kidding. Cash has sweaty hands. He's got the sweatiest hands of all time. Hey, they're not sweaty right now. What? His hands are like water. They're just always... Wait, Charles' hands are very red, kind of. Like, do you see that? Okay. You mean his spray tan or something? Yeah. Wait, his hands move? Yes. No, they don't.

Oh, they are squishy. Charles is an odd little guy. Why is he making those noises? I'm tired of setting Charles up. There we go. Oh, but I think I could love him. Hey guys, we have a new person on the podcast. His name is Charles. Get him a microphone.

Wait. We shouldn't keep Charles. What if he doesn't feel comfortable being on the LOL podcast? For real. Yeah, he might need to go. Definitely. Good thing he doesn't have a voice, guys. Yeah, but he also doesn't get paid. His toes are so gross. Put your dogs away. I know. We got to put socks on him. You know what I'm kind of upset about? Oh my gosh. What? Is Matt's been asking for something for a couple days in the house. What? And we haven't got it. What is that? Why do you act like you know what it is? I don't.

You said I've been asking for something? Milk. Oh, yeah. I have been wanting milk. Why do you want milk? We have a bunch of cereal and I've been eating dry cereal. I ain't even eaten that. I'm just starting. I'm kind of pointing this out. You know what's actually insane is y'all both have cars that work and we live two minutes away from a grocery store. Listen, everyone in this house has jobs. And yours is the grocery list. And mine is not

If I don't get my Christmas tree up, I'm not getting milk. You'll get milk when I get my tree up. I'm not saying the Christmas tree is my kind of job. That's my kind of thing. You say you're not getting milk, both of them are like, we'll do it today. No, I'll get milk. I don't mind. I'm probably going to go to the store anyways. She's been waiting for you to put the Christmas tree up so she can leave the milk under it. Oh. I think I want milk that's been left out under the Christmas tree. Wait, I'm

confused why the milk goes gone so fast. Don't we just use it for cereal? Yeah, but I'll drink it too. Maverick does pour a tall glass of milk. That's not weird. That is very weird. To drink milk by itself? He's so quirky.

have to drink milk and when i was little and and if i didn't drink it then i couldn't go to school hey i'd be like after my runs in the morning i'll i'll come in and get a glass after your runs yeah bro comes in sweating diana let me see some milk imagine going to like starbucks and getting a cup of milk with ice in it i mean can you do that i'm sure people can do that i drink chocolate milk but that's like the only thing i do yeah okay what chocolate do you use syrup

Like the Hershey's? Or you just get normal chocolate milk. Do you use the powder? The powder is the only way to do it. What do you use? I go to the store and just get chocolate milk. Oh. That's an option, I guess. When I make it, I use...

Hot cocoa mix. Oh, that's powder. That's powder. Yeah. I'm the only one that doesn't use powder for chocolate syrup. Chocolate syrup. Chocolate syrup. You put on ice cream. He puts it in his. Yes. And it just tastes like it doesn't have any flavor that like, no taste the powder. Like you ever put protein powder. That's what it tastes like. It tastes like you're drinking chalk. No, but chocolate syrup, man. I do love you some hot chocolate. Are y'all excited for Christmas?

I'm so excited. Clearly, she wants her tree up. I'm so excited. She's been begging for the tree. I just can't wait. I just cannot wait. And I'm going after this because we have to decorate the studio for Christmas. I'm excited. Is it going to be very cute? We'll see. Probably not if Kate's decorating it. That's wild. That's crazy. That's actually a hot take. That's an insane statement. People watching, did y'all like the Halloween...

The Halloween set. Yeah, the Halloween set was made by Kate. Bro, the Halloween video was the funniest video I think I've ever done in my whole entire life. It was funny. The Halloween video was pretty great. No, because Cash was just throwing up and it was the funniest thing ever. Yep, I did that. And then the Tootsie Rolls were stuck in her face. It was so funny. And we couldn't get them out because it was stuck because I put them in my two cheeks. I was like, ugh. And then Cash threw up. I personally liked my costume. I think I won costume of the year. No, I did. How about a picture of my costume?

See? From the Halloween party? By the way, where are my paints? Where's my paints? No, wait. I don't think we can pop up the costume from the Halloween party. You could be monetized. He just wore a giant diaper. I was a baby. Harper, do you... Those paints? Yeah. And then he had a pacifier. Where'd they go? I'll buy you new ones. Actually? Yeah, I don't know where they went.

I'll buy you new ones, though. What are you buying her? Just the paint we used on your face. I was like, what are you buying? Wait. I actually did not. I totally forgot about that. I'm so sorry. No, it's fine. I buy you new ones. No, you're good. New ones of what paint? The paint she had. Oh. Yeah. Because it was her paint. I'm kidding. No, it's fine. What are you going to use gray paint for? No, it's makeup. James Charles makeup. Yeah, it was black and white makeup. Why are y'all putting gray makeup on your face? You put gray makeup on your face. For you. No, I know I did, but why would you need it? Why would you need gray makeup? For your under eyes? No.

No, like white. When people do makeup, they use black as eyeliner or white as eyeliner. Or if you're doing a costume, you can draw snowflakes.

snowflake. I mean, I know makeup pretty good now considering the video we shot on the club channel. No. We did pretty much kill it. If you guys want to go see me and Mav do their makeup. Yeah, the club channel, y'all need to go check it out. It's really fun. Wow, hard proof. That's great. Yeah, I really like watching it. If you guys want to see us do their makeup, go watch it. Me and Mav did their makeup blindfolded. They did. Also, we have merch. We have merch. And a Patreon. Oh, we have merch too. Since we're plugging everything. She's plugging everything. Hey, wait. Guys, we have merch, phone cases, water bottles, anything.

anything you would ever want and also we have a patreon which is called the lol club which you should definitely go check out it's really fun and it's and it's very um exclusive for everybody of all ages it's exclusive for everybody it's exclusive content like behind the scenes stuff you know what's confusing though is so our other youtube channel is called the lol club

And we have our Patreon, which is our fan club, that we also named the LOL Club. Right. Oh, really? I feel like we should switch the name. Which I said from the beginning was a horrible idea. I know. I see that now. You argued with me for like an hour on it. I was like, no. They have different names. Like the LOL Club, the LOL Podcast. No, I think I like the LOL. What are you talking about? I like the LOL. No, no. We named the LOL. Our other YouTube channel is called the LOL Club. And our Patreon is also called the LOL Club.

It's like when it's like, hey, go check out the LOL Club. What are we talking about? The YouTube channel? Yeah. Or the Patreon. I think the exclusive content needs to be like the LOL Squad or LOL Mafia or something. Dude, you're fake adjusting your mic still. No, I was just seeing if it was tight. He's like, oh my God. Can we end this episode? I want to do a count on how many times he did that. No, I'm going to walk off. No, don't walk off, Matt. You know what I saw in the comments? They were like, yo, Cash, chill. You can't even hear when he touches his microphone. Just chill out. Yeah.

Yeah, but we don't like it. Fine. It's a personal pet peeve of mine. He literally is just like... You guys don't understand. Maverick touches Innie in everything. Everything. Because he just has to fiddle with something. You know what he broke the other day? Our house.

Did we already say that on the brick? Yeah. You know what I did with the brick on our house? You would be so mad if you were here. So, so you know that little glass ball thing that you keep telling me not to play with the decoration shot. No shot. No, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

And he throws it across the room to me. Why in the world? And I freaked out. I was like, no. Cash, Cash freaked out. He's like, and then he kept throwing it to me. And we're being in the middle of a conversation, TV live. That's so funny. No.

It's like a $10 item. It's not like... No, because it was at like HomeGoods or something, so those aren't just constantly there. But it's not that special at all. It's not special at all, but I just knew you freaked out. I have told you guys a stupid amount of times, don't touch that, so I

any amount of money to get it again if you guys break it. Remember when she told us not to play with the basketball in the house? Yeah. We played with the basketball in the house and the YouTube black fell from like all the way at the top and it dented our floor. And remember that I

remember that other time i was like hey don't shatter 18 plates on our wood floor it's gonna ruin the floor and they were like no it won't and they shattered a bunch of dishes on my floor it's for video yeah it's for content we had to break a bunch of plates but it turns out if you throw plates at your wood floors it'll chip the wood floor yeah so our wood floor is kind of chipped a lot yeah just in one little spot but i didn't think it would do that i thought the wood was more solid it's stronger i told y'all so many times it's gonna do that i said it's gonna

mess up the floor. I thought you... Listen, I grew up on carpet. Okay? I didn't know those type of things yet. But now I know. Bro, that... No, so what's so special about that? Like, the glass ball? Nothing. There's nothing special about it. I want to...

Alex, can you get the glass ball? When I look at it, I just want to rip it in half. There's nothing special about this. You can't give it to her because she'll do the same thing. I'm not going to. I swear. No, don't give it to that couch. No. I just want to look at it. There's nothing special about this glass ball. It's just the fact that I've told them so many times not to play with it. That's why it was so funny when I grabbed it. I was like, Kate would be mad if this broke. Catch. It was so funny. Yeah, it was not good. But I don't understand because there's so many other items in the house that we could

break but she has just specifically targeted. That's not a glass ball. It is a glass ball. No it is glass. No. Alex open. Alex open. Stop. Alex. Tell me you don't just want to start ripping that in half. It's a glass ball. No it's made of glass.

I think. Right? Don't you want to pull on it? Yeah. Yeah, you're like, I want to untangle this or something. I just really want to break it right now. Wait, let me see. Let me see. Oh my gosh. Bro, y'all know it could break on his foot. Yeah. All right, guys. Well, thank you so much for watching this episode, guys. Wait, can we do the actual peace out bro? If you guys haven't already, go check out our new channel called The LOL Club. We are posting three times a week on there. Three times a week. Yeah, Kit, you want to end us?

Don't touch my glass ball. Okay. Peace out, bro. Shaka. Shaka. Let's go. Whoever has the most viewed video using a clip from this podcast on TikTok or YouTube Shorts, we're going to be personally FaceTiming. Post as many times as you want, but make sure to tag the podcast and use hashtag the LOL podcast in the title slash description. Good luck, and we hope you win.