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Maverick tried to commit homicide on me. Oh my gosh. What does that mean? Homicide? Are you talking about when I... with the truck? Yeah! Oh my gosh! Yeah! Oh, are you talking about the time you tried to run me over? Oh, probably. I did not try to run him over. My sensor almost choked me this morning, if that makes you feel better. Oh. Well, it's still not a truck. I was... we were in an argument, me and Maverick. This is a bit ridiculous. And, no, we're in an argument, and one thing leads to another. I'm in the middle of the street...
I hear. And he comes down the street at like 50 miles an hour in a neighborhood. That is not what happened. In a neighborhood. And this man tries to ram me with his truck. Wait, you actually wanted him dead? Yes. Wait, did you actually like want to run him over? No, yes. I dodged the truck. Oh my gosh. And I wanted to hit you. I would have hit you, dog. No. What do you mean? He was going. And I barely missed it.
What? I was 16. Truck always wins. You know. Yeah, truck always wins that battle. No. Clearly doesn't. You got away, didn't you? Yeah, because I ran into a neighbor's yard. Bro, if I wanted to hit you, I would have hit you. No. Why is there a dog? Yo, I did not see that. Lucy, stop.
Can we get it out of here? Get that monstrosity out of here. That dog, that dog funny looking. That dog is a funny looking dog. You know what? I don't care if she looks like a little sausage link. She's my dog. That's some breath. Kate, what if I was afraid of dogs? You unfortunately couldn't work here.
Like that? I feel like that dog's just like the kind of dog that you're just going to randomly throw up. Yeah. For real. It's like, we walk and just be like, bleh. Also, the same. And then she eats it. That's what mine does, guys. Oh, nice. The same day Maverick tried to hit me with his truck, guess what else happened? What? What do you mean what? You know exactly what happened. What? I want to know. He was so mad. This was before he tried to hit me with his truck. He was so mad. He's outside of his truck, and right now I'm in his truck.
And the doors are all locked. So you locked me out of my own car. It's me and my three cousins in there. And we're all locked ourselves in there because this man is so mad. He's so mad. He is punching the window. Was I mad before you locked me out or after? Both. He was punching the window of his own car. Punching the window with his hand of his own vehicle. I did. Because he wanted to fight me so bad. He was like, boom, get out here. And then I'm like, he's like, oh.
lock the door i'm like now why would i do that why would i do that when you look very mad no because i wouldn't unlock the door obviously he got more mad okay so guess what happened my cousin goes mav's like get out here and fight me cash mav's only mad at me i'm the only one he's mad at my cousin goes i'll fight you oh and maverick is so furious he goes okay and
And then even my cousin got on the street and they just start swinging on each other. Full on swinging on each other. I'm not talking like wrestling. For like a solid minute. Like they are swinging and then they're on the ground and one of them is trying to gouge the other one's eye. We started playing dirty. It was an actual, actual fight. And then we're like, oh, oh my gosh. And then all the other three, like me and my other two cousins, like all jump out and we like separate them. And it's just crazy because the one that was fighting him,
Had nothing to do with the argument. Yeah, what? At that point, we were all just being boys and we just wanted to fight. Maverick and I... Guess where the argument started from? We were filming a TikTok. Bro, that's me and my sister. That's how a lot of our fights started. Me and my sister? Oh, gosh. We were filming a TikTok. Maverick's standing up in the back of the truck. And he's standing up and I'm driving the truck. And he's standing up in the trunk. And then there's like a guy on a skateboard. So we're like filming him like this. And then I...
I hit the brakes. Oh, I know you were on the skateboard. Yeah, Mav was on the skateboard and the guy in the truck was filming him like this. And then I stopped the truck and since Mav was following us on a skateboard... No, you didn't stop the truck. He slammed the brakes because he thought it'd be funny. No. I thought we were done filming. I thought the video was over. I thought it was cut. So I stopped the truck and then Mav goes...
Into the back of the truck because he's riding a skateboard behind it pretty fast. And then the guy that was filming slams into the back of the window. He's falling around in the bed of the truck. So he thought it was only fair to ram me with his truck. No. I'm pretty sure I just yelled at you to get out. I was like, get out of the truck. And you were like, no. Why would I get out of the truck? I didn't want you to drive anymore. That was all it was. You were like, fight me now. And eventually, yes, it escalated to that.
This wagon is mad uncomfortable. Yo, that dog just slid down. Like it slid down on its own legs. I would say that's the worst fight we've ever had though. That one? Yeah, Mav. Considering you tried to ram me. Why do you downplay ramming me with a truck? I don't understand. You act like it's not bad. There was also the time my life was at risk. We had this airsoft gun. One time I got hit by a car. Guys, I think she needs water.
I mean, listen, it's not my dog. I'll go get her water. No, she don't need water. She does. Look at her. She's so excited. She's been sniffing around our house. Now she's finally sitting down for a rest. What argument, Mav? Oh. Where was I? Oh, we had this airsoft gun that was like way too powerful.
And so we went ahead and bumped it up to the highest setting it could go. It was illegal to play with it at like any park. Like if you were to try to use it at that speed, you would get kicked out. It was more than just an airsoft gun. It was way more. Oh, I have that story after this. So then we're like, hey, you know what would be funny? If... Dude, you got to be able to hear that on camera. She has allergies. So we get this gun out and we like go way down the street. And Cash is... I can't even remember. We're just like...
Come on, dog. Yo, dog. Did you see? Look at all the fur. Dog, chill. Look at our carpet from her. Hey, she's just a little pooch. She's clean. You know? All right. Sorry, Matt, for the third time. Yeah, yeah, slump it. I'm very rude of you, dog.
really remember how it exactly started but what i do remember is you pointing this this airsoft gun at me and saying run and i said no i'm going in the house i'm not running i'm tired i'm gonna go in the house i remember exactly you're standing in front of the door with it and you said no i have the gun so you are going to run listen you listen to the man with the gun i said i'm not playing a game i need to go in the house i'm going inside i'm not playing this game and you're like
No, you're gonna run and you have 10 seconds. This is all your fault. You have 10 seconds. This is all your fault. No matter what you want to do, the guy holding the gun decides what you're doing. And you say, I don't feel like it. When a guy is holding the gun at you, you say, bro, okay. I say, I'm not playing your game. Like, I'm not doing this. I'm going in the house. And you were like, 10, 9. And I start walking towards you. I'm like, no, I'm going inside. I get about three feet from him. And this thing full auto just...
As soon as he shot it, I'm bleeding. My whole arm is like bleeding. I hit him four times. All four of them are bleeding. That's crazy. I could see the instant fear in his eyes. I was like, oh no. I did not know it was that powerful. But you want to know why I shot him? Because he had a plan, him and his friend, to shoot us. And they shot us and then they were like, ha ha ha.
jokes over, jokes over. We shot them at like a hundred feet away and I let him shoot me at like a hundred feet away. Then they were like, jokes over, jokes over, we shot y'all. Yeah. In the backyard and then we went in the front, remember, into the street and we all shot each other at like a hundred yards. And then I get it and I'm like, my turn. He's like, no, I'm done with the game now. I'm done. I actually, I don't want to. I was fine doing it at a distance but not up close. No one's gonna, we're not shooting each other. He can dish it but he can't take it. That's not true. That is not true. Well, guess,
what happened to me one day wait so the best part of the story is almost here cash starts chasing me is still going yeah oh yeah i forgot about this part actually this story has been going for way too long so i i got close enough where i like grabbed the front of the gun and and he starts like taking off running and i take off after him and we're running around the car like looney tunes like literally like looney tunes running around the car i decide i'm just gonna go over the car i launch over the car i'm
mad at this point. So I don't know why, but I started punching his car window. Yeah, that was like the pattern. Yeah, punch his car window. No, Maverick was always mad. Oh, he was always mad too. Nope. All our stories, you're always mad. It sounds like in all the stories. All of them, name one where I was pissed punching a window. I will say that. Where you, what was, Alex, what was it in the chair at the house?
That was you and that was hilarious. No, he hit me in the head with a Nerf gun. Yeah, then you drop kicked him down the stairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was revenge. But no, I hit you with a Nerf gun because you flicked me out of my chair. You know what all these stories start with? You hitting me. They all start with you hitting me. No, that's what I'm saying. You slam the brake on the truck. I run into the truck. And then you kick me. What about the chair flip one? Huh? You just flicked my chair because you're mad. Yeah, you kicked me into the chair.
Oh my God. That's a different chair flip one. The other chair flip one, you hit me in the head. Listen. With the Nerf gun? With the Nerf gun? No, no, no. He gets upset. No, no, no. Hey, break it up. Break it up. He gets upset. Stop fighting.
He resorts to violence right away. No. Why did I hit you in the head with a Nerf gun? There's never a good reason. It was a reaction because you shoved me out of the chair. No, that was not first. So I grabbed the Nerf gun and I went, bam. Oh. Actions have consequences. Okay, well. And this man always hits me. And when I hit him back, he's mad. Well. He can dish it. Cash, no. But he can't take it. You hit first almost every time. Huh? You've always hit first growing up. Dude. Dude.
Yo, I think everyone here could say you always hit first. The only person here that was with us growing up is that one. So everyone here is a ridiculous statement. Listen, I hit you first. What the heck? Just in the three and a half years I've been around. We weren't adults at that point. I hit you first growing up until about the age of 10. Then after the age of 10, you started hitting me first. There's a reason mom and dad had a prison talk with you and not me. Mom and dad literally said to me, if you continue these actions...
You might end up in prison. We said we weren't going to talk about that. I never had a prison talk. They did. My parents did have to have a prison talk with me. No. Because they said if I kept acting like that, I was going to end up in prison. So let's, who was the bad kid? Let's, let's, who was the bad kid? You. No. Prison boy. Yeah. Prison talk was like at age nine. At age 10, 11. At age nine. I stopped hitting. And you started hitting.
oh did the prison talk work you did the prison talk worked man and not only that I can name more stories the time with the hey yo yo yo what's your story no no we're not letting this man get away with it I'm not gonna let you get away with it I'll keep going I'm not gonna let any of y'all get away with it the time with the pants that was ridiculous he hit me the time in the hotel you slapped me name name like two instances where I hit you name one even with the
With the pants. You went into my closet and stole my clothes and I went and took it back and you were like, and then you hit me. No, that is not what happened. First of all, what?
What happened was you were packing. Oh, his wife's going to take his side. Shocker. I remember because I was like, this is ridiculous. Maverick has anger issues and he needs help. And then you got all offended when Cash was like, you and your girlfriend have anger issues and y'all need help. You got all mad. What does that have to do with it? I said you and your girlfriend had anger issues and guess what? They both got really mad. And they both started yelling. Nothing's more funny when you tell someone they have anger issues and then they get mad. It's like, well, I...
I have to paint his parents. No, call your mother right now. No, no, no. Name one. Yo, let me tell my story. Name an instance. I saved my 10. I hit you first. You hit me in the head so much growing up. I lost my memory. You dodged the question. Name one where I hit you first. Where you hit me. Hey, mom. Who has anger issues? Cash or me? Or growing up? Growing up, Cash. Okay, now who has them more now? No, I don't. I know. Yeah. Now, if you had to pick. Yeah, 12, 14. Yeah, he started out growing. Now, if you had to pick, who has them now more?
I don't feel like either one of you have any- But if you had to pick. Great, that's awesome. No, no, no, but if she had to pick. Thanks, mom. I love you. If she had- Yeah, he's dodging the question. I'm gonna call mom. No, we just need to move on. This topic's been going on for 10 minutes. Hey, I feel like y'all are really disagreeing, and y'all should fight about it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm about to throw hands. Oh, yeah. Not a shocker. I'm kidding.
Fight! Not a shocker. I just named like 12 instances and you still can't name one. No, because you manipulate those instances and you'll be like, well, no, you hit me first. But, okay, yeah, I broke your phone. Hey, if you had to pick, who has them worse now? Oh my. To have anger issues means somebody gets mad irrationally. I don't see either one of you do that now. Okay, okay, but like, if you had to... Okay, who gets angry more?
I guess I'm not around y'all enough to know. Okay, but if you had to pick. No! Okay, but just if you had to pick, you just had to pick one. I don't know, I guess, I don't, I don't, I just thought when y'all are around me, nobody ever gets mad at me. Okay, but if you just had to pick by our personalities and who you think would get mad more. That's the truth. Really? Probably you. What? That's actually crazy. Yo, you should hang up the phone. You're losing the combo. You're losing the combo.
I don't feel like you do anymore. Prison boy. You're making me say something, but no. I don't feel like you have had for a lot of years. You should really stop calling your mom. Yeah. Calling mom has never worked out. Yeah, this is the second L for you. Okay. Anyways, my story. You said by the pass. Oh my gosh. You want to tell your story? Yeah, now it's going to sound dumb that y'all have been telling, oh, I ran over my car. Oh, I punched a car window. I got hit by Orby's gun.
And I know it sounds... We got to fight over Orbeez guns too. Okay, well, it's my turn to talk. Shoot, guys. Wait, wait, wait. Barbara hasn't had enough screen time. Wait. Screen time. What? We didn't get the Orbeez. Oh, for the next video? Can you go make the Orbeez real quick? They'll probably be done by then. Yeah. We have Orbeez made. Can you go check if we have Orbeez and if not, make sure. Yeah, we have Orbeez made. So, my story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your story. Anyways, so I was at this place called The Shoppes.
And am I allowed to say that? Go for it. That's fine. Don't say the city, but... Oh, yeah. So I was at the shops. We call it the shops, and we hang out there sometimes. That is not what we called it when I was in middle school. Really? Did you call it... I'll tell you what I called it after. Yeah, like... But... Wait, okay. I'll tell you what we called it after. So basically, we were at the shops, and what happened was...
was like one of the only girls there for some reason i don't know why i think all my friends left me and um it was just me and this girl named addy and then there was like 500 guys and they started shooting at us with orby guns well meanwhile addy's over here like oh my gosh it hurts so bad and then i it hurt really really bad but i was standing there like a champion getting hit by orby's gun and they were all like oh she's tough wow that's so inspirational yeah where's the fight
Yeah, so the fight was the Orbeez gun, but I got hit really hard, and I had bruises the next day, like circles of Orbeez. You were bleeding? Yeah, yes. But you were taking it, so they said you were tough? I was like, it doesn't hurt, but on the inside, I was like... Are you trying to tell someone to take notes? Yeah.
Also, I would like you guys to comment down below who just who you guys think would have more anger issues cash or matter? Comment down below cuz I'm reading these comments after that dog was like a skinwalker. Huh? I was about to say did you catch what I was saying? No, were you trying to tell someone you could take hits? Maybe. What? Maybe.
Actually, I have no idea what you mean. Wait, what? You started the story and you were talking about how you got hit and it didn't hurt. You just stood there and took it. And right now there's some beef online. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Piper. Oh, yeah.
Don't worry, this gun. You can't. Don't break a nail. Okay, I said that last episode, but please. Please what? Please. That's crazy. Wait, do we have Orbeez? Let's go. We got Orbeez. Yay! I like Orbeez. We're going to shoot you with the Orbeez. Oh, we actually? That's our next video. How many Orbeez can Harper take? Before crying. I can take it. Tell her to get it.
Lucy get this way. It's mad. Oh, baby. Sorry. This isn't fine. I'm just gonna kick it off. Sorry Kick it off. You can kick it off. Why would you do that? Careful me? Yes. Yo dog go, bro I'm about to kick it dude. Can't get onto the dog. She just wants her two seconds of fame. Okay. Well, I'm gonna kick this No, we'll see what happens. Oh, she knew to get away. Do y'all know it? Oh, I'm scared to fly on me. Y'all know what date is?
Do I know what? What? It's Red Cup Day at Starbucks. I know! I know! And I did not get a holiday drink, so I didn't get one. That is not what day I meant. Oh. Yeah.
The obvious is red cupcake. Guys, by the way, my mom, I forced her to bring me Starbucks to school this morning. You forced her? Yes, I did. How did you do that? I was like, mom, get me Starbucks. Oh, honey, how about I bring you a bagel? No, get me Starbucks. I will read the text. Wait, let me get it. I know it sounds like I'm like a brat, but trust me. Kind of. Oh, no, no, no. No, don't you worry. Wait, what day is it, mom? Today is November 16th. Yeah. Also, people are...
reservation yeah i know i know that i've seen so many tiktoks on that um but i said wow this is totally coming out like a month later everyone's gonna be so confused i know okay so and our audience is not that old i said mom can you bring me starbucks i'm so hungry i'm about to leave to go to um her work can i bring you a bagel really quick toasted question mark uh can you please run by starbucks i'm about to order it uh i guess can you order it from the one off of
Good thing that got bleeped out. I know. Okay, thank you so much. It says order ahead isn't available. Try the other one. Let's try to eat breakfast before school next time if there's not time for Starbucks. We don't need to share this. Hey, it's okay. Why? I got Starbucks. Harper, that doesn't make you look good.
I really like Starbucks. I'll be honest, I kind of tuned her out for the first time too, man. I honestly don't know what the story is saying. Yo, you know what? All I heard was Harper A. Starbucks today. Me too. Yeah. Were you able to get it off? No, I can't get this stupid thing off. Bro, I bet I can. You mean the wagon is stronger than you? No, the wagon's not stronger than me, but look, if I kick it, it just starts to bend. Okay, well try to bend it. Well, I don't want to bend it, man. And right now it's a two-seater. It goes down in value if it's a one-seater.
Hey, yo, you want me to go for a ride, pick up a girl after this? You think they're going to put that on a Carfax when you try to sell it? I mean, think about it. We could do something very cool with this wagon. Like what? Like make it into a parade float? Like put it on my truck hitch.
You don't have a truck anymore. It's totaled. Yeah, your truck's gone, my friend. I totaled my truck. But I just want to say... What? You did? Yeah, you remember that little dent in the front? Yeah. I totaled it from that. What? Are you for real? Yeah. Literally, I was eating Panda Express at a stoplight, and then it turns green. You had your head out the window, too. First of all...
Where in the world did you come up with that? Why did you pull that out of nowhere? You weren't even with me. No, you told me. You said my head was out the window and I was eating my panda so I wouldn't drop rice. Oh, that's right. I was eating my panda out the window.
I was eating my pan out the window. And then, because like there was rice falling on my ass. I was like, and then the light turned red. It just turned, or no, it turned green. But the guy slammed his brakes, even though it was green, because their car ran in front of him. And he slammed his brakes on it. And then I did it in the front of my car or my truck. And now they totaled it from that. So now I have to get a new truck. You are going to get a truck? I don't know. Get an SUV. What car am I going to get? It would look very manly. I'm going to get a Cybertruck. Cybertruck.
Get a BMW. As long as you get a truck. No, but I can't get out of my 2012 Chevy Cruze. Huh? What do you mean a Kia? I don't know. I mean Kia. You don't like Kias? The new Kias are so body. No, no, the new Kias are kind of cool. They are. The new Kias are cool. They are cool. I've seen them. Alex is still shaking his head no. Here's the thing. Okay, Alex. I need you to get a truck because. No. Doggy. Doggy's going to knock something over, bro. Dog. Dog.
Her name is Lucy. She doesn't know it. Oh, no. No, she's not knocking over anything. Oh, wow. That was impressive. She's a good...
Oh, I know I tied it. I tied it this time to the tree. Oh you tied it. Yeah, you see it Oh, yeah, that makes way more sense. Oh, yeah, here's the thing is I need you to get a truck because if you don't get a truck Then I have no way to move my dirt bike. I can't shoot. I forgot we have dirt bikes. Yeah, I can't I can't get my dirt bike I'm not getting my new mom my mom car yet then dude. You're not a mom. Why would you have a mom? She is my mom
but you're not a mom i will that's like me asking for the senior citizen discount well i am gonna be a mom one day so and i'll be a senior citizen one day well that's not my fault that they won't give you the senior citizen discount don't take that up with them oh you could identify as a senior citizen and maybe you get it i haven't tried that yet actually i'm gonna start identifying as a mother oh wow mama are you a senior citizen
Oh, oh. Why would you say that? Because I don't know what a senior citizen is. I think you have to be 65 and up. I think it is. Or 55. Is it 55 or 65? I think it's like 60-something. I bet in California you could just go someplace and say, I identify as 65. For sure. You know what's crazy? You wait all your life to get the senior citizen discount. Oh. And I think it's like not much. I don't want to be a senior citizen. Say it's like $10. I think it's like $9.80. Why don't you want to be a senior citizen?
What's that? Dead. No, but I was thinking, what was it called? I was like thinking it's just so sad to get old and wrinkly and...
Is that what you tell old people when you see them? I feel so bad for you. You're so wrinkly, man. I feel so bad. Isn't that crazy, bro? We're all going to be bones one day. Oh! Oh, I don't like that. You know what I found out? I actually changed my mind. You know how I hate Paris and Europe? I don't really care to go there? Yeah. I want to go to Paris now. Why? Okay. You want to know why? Why? Because I found out about the...
Eiffel Tower. The tunnels. The catacombs. What's that? You guys ever heard of the catacombs? I've heard of it, yeah. But I don't really know what it is. It's 200 miles of tunnels underneath Paris. 200 miles. And they're all dug about like 60 or 70 feet down. And they're filled with 6 million dead people's bones. Okay, now. What?
And the plague, they were running out of room to bury people. So they dug 200 miles of tunnels, just random tunnels and stuff, to bury people. And now there's 600 million people's bones down there. That was their best option? Right. That was all they had. I was like, what about burning the body, cremation, like, taking them off to sea? You can go in this? Yeah. Whoa. So you can take little tour parts of it, but it's 200 miles of tunnels. And they haven't even explored it all.
They still haven't explored it all. And it's illegal to go down, but since it's 200 miles of tunnels, there's entrances all over freaking Paris. And you can go find them and go down there. It's illegal to go down there, but people do it. Sam and Kobe went down there. What's that one YouTuber that just made the... He's quitting now. Gideon? Gideon went down there. Gideon. And yeah, there's 600 million bones down there. That's his name now.
All the bones are there. Like, the skulls and everything. There's some hallways where it's just bones and you walk on it. I was like, that seems a little... I have a new addiction. Now, that's scary. I have a new addiction. Every time I go to bed now, I've been watching these cave videos. Oh, my gosh, dude. I got in that trap, bro. Oh, my gosh. And then I can't sleep, dude. Dude. Oh, my gosh. Wait, like underwater cave?
It's like bad caving caving gone wrong like where the cave is this big And then they get stuck and they can't get out. Did you see the one where the guy got stuck upside down? Yeah And they're the only ones that only ones in there there there's no one knows where you're at And like because some caves are just miles and miles of cave sometimes they just run out of oxygen
Like, they get, what is it, carbon dioxide poisoning? One guy, they were trying to rescue him for, like, two days. He was upside down, stuck upside down. Yeah. And they were trying to rescue him for, like, two days, and then he just eventually died because he was upside down for too long. You're just in between rocks. No, I got on the... I flipped out. The diving caves. I was on that for a minute. Yeah, I've watched some of those. Those are terrifying because it's the ocean. And, like, that's even more scary to me. No, but, like...
Wouldn't it be so, like, uncomfortable to be in between rocks? Like, being like, get me out of here. Oh, I'd freak out. Very uncomfortable. And one of them I was watching, they found a group of people. There was, like, six of them. All their lights broke. All of y'all's lights break. And first of all, if you're going into a cave, why wouldn't you bring, like... I'm not even kidding. If I was going deep into a cave like that that was low-key sketchy, I am bringing probably about ten forms of light and about...
A year and a half of batteries. Oh, batteries. Oh, and food, yeah. Like, what's a year and a half of batteries going to do if you can't eat, dude? And also, water produces there. Yeah, and I'm bringing a good amount of water. You can drink your own pee, too. Bro, I was watching this one, and they were like, it's the deepest cave in the world. It's 7,000 feet deep down. That's, like, deeper than, like, I don't know. I think they said it was, like,
12 statue of liberties on top of each other or something it's like super deep that's really crazy actually they get down there and they get a little radio call from like up at the top there's like a wire that runs down so they can get signal and they're like hey it's starting to rain a little bit y'all might have to be careful and then eventually it starts like pouring rain and the hole they came down through was like this big and water was flooding down through it like a fire hose so they couldn't get out and they died
I'm guessing. They ended up all getting out except I think like one of the Russians or something that was with them. And then they go back down there the next year to like go try to find some of their stuff they had to leave. Yeah. And they found a dead body of someone else that was down there. Was it the Russian? That couldn't get out. Wow. They just found like his body just decomposed. Oh.
Oh my gosh. I wonder if that's like the fear you feel, you know, like when you're a kid and you're in Walmart and you get lost. I wonder if that's like the same kind of fear. No, I don't think that's even close. I was kind of thinking that. No, because listen, the other day I was at the grocery store. And you got lost? Did you see a kid get lost? I did. There was this little girl. Are you sick all of a sudden? Yeah. I can't talk. You were not sick two seconds ago. No, I'm sick too. Like, do you hear my voice? Like...
Okay. Yeah, she did. Me too, actually. It's spreading fast. Kate, bring your voice back.
So I was at the grocery store. No, you're faking it. Oh my God. What? Literally the last store you told was not like that. Okay. There. Well, my throat is hurting. Oh, she's healed. It's a miracle. Thank you. I'm going to talk in a way that doesn't hurt my throat. But anyways, I was at the grocery store and there is this little girl. She was probably like eight or nine and she's in her little like karate outfit. So she had just like, you know, went to class. So I knew her parents were in the store. Bro, karate kids are...
odd. This, I know. I'm not a karate kid. She is, bro. And she was like, I saw her running up and down the aisle. She's probably like eight. And she was like, daddy. And she was like looking for her dad. And I was like, okay, I'm going to like watch her just to make sure she finds him. And like, she like freaks out. She checked like three aisles and she like falls to the ground in the middle of the story. She's like,
And she was like screaming, sobbing. And like this lady was looking at her from a distance and I was like, no, so no one's going to help her. Like some world we live in. No one's going to help her. So you, you just didn't help her. Once I realized that like everyone else was just ignoring her. I was, cause I was like,
was almost like halfway across like the aisles and stuff like I was far so like okay I'll go walk to her and I was like I promise your dad's here which now that I think about it I shouldn't promise that because like what if he left her and like yeah and then she sat there and she cried that'd be an extreme situation he's abandoned her at the grocery store like I don't think you took much of a risk saying that so I was like you're down here I think I
I was like, I think he should be around. You can be gone forever. You may never see him again. He abandoned you. And then another lady came up and she was like, okay, I'll go tell the store attendant and they can like call him over the intercom. And after she walked away, the dad comes up with the little brother and his karate thing too. And the dad was like,
what happened? He was like, you ran away from us. And she was like, I never thought I'd see you again. And the brother, it was the most like brother thing ever. He literally points and he laughs hysterically. Like that was the funniest, like how Maverick laughs. He was like, and he laughs like that. That's what she thinks about you. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. It's so true, bro. Oh my gosh. I'll be watching the videos. This is Matt right here.
Bro, make me sound like a Spongebob character. No, that's what she said. I literally, you laughed. We listened to a case of him. Why does he laugh like Spongebob? Oh my God. The funniest part was you stopped laughing like. It was like. It literally was that. It was like. I know. It was something Harper said. You like, clearly didn't think it was funny, but you just wanted to fill the, fill the quietness. Yo, what did I say? Can you give us one? Ha!
Give us one. Come on. You got it. Guys, I... Thanks for making me feel better. Make a joke thing. Why did she catch a bug? Why? Because he got stuck in the crack. Oh. That makes no sense. That doesn't even make sense. What? He got stuck in a butt crack. No. Then he got farted out into somebody's mouth and then ate Taco Bell after. What? Why do I feel like Harper is the type of kid that would act like she got lost in the store? I don't know.
I did once in a mall. Yeah, you'd be like, I don't know where my parents are. I was at Nordstrom, and then I was like, Mom! And then I was like five years old. I just remember this. And then this lady with like really red lipstick on and like black hair that was really frizzy but kind of curly a little came up to me. Thanks for the hand gesture. I'm really glad I know what she looks like now. We can thank her if we ever see her. She came up to me, and she was like, Honey, are you okay? Like, what?
And I went to the ground. You guys ever play in those, what's those called? The circle things? Oh, the clothes rack? Yeah. Did you get hot in the middle? Yes. Always. Did you? Yes. Oh. Okay. And did y'all yell that for it? Oh. I don't remember. No. I tried to hide in them. I tried to hide in them sometimes and then strangers would be coming to look and me and Amber in them sometimes and a stranger would just be like,
I've never found a kid like that. I know. Kids aren't like that nowadays. No, I,
was like that when I was a kid. Now kids are just on their tablets. They're just like. I know they don't have a thought to go hide in the clothes racks. That is one thing I think that we can learn from the generation that's like slightly above us. We've got to watch them raise their kids with iPads. Oh my gosh. And they fricked them up. Oh man. The iPad generation is not going to be a good generation. No. Like literally. Gen X and then iPad.
iPad generation. Bro, I know. They shouldn't just name them iPad generation. No, they should name them I. When we go out to eat, I look around and I'm like, Kate, look at them all. And it's just drones. They're just... They literally... And no, it's not even like... Sometimes they're like less than a year old. They're like... No, it's not even...
Sometimes they're that little, but then sometimes they're like literally like 12. Oh yeah. I see some like 10 year olds. They have a purse strap on the tablet carrying it with like headphones on everything at Olive Garden. I'm like,
Olive Garden? You're supposed to eat... And then I saw this one video of this girl. Her daughter was probably like five or six, and she was walking into a grocery store, and she messed with her daughter's hair or something, and her daughter flipped her crap. She barely touched her. And she was like...
And she starts like screaming bloody murder. And then another lady who like studies children was like, that's what's wrong with this generation. Like they're also overstimulated by everything. That's why they're also messed up. Yeah. It's like they have no original creative thoughts. Like they're just, they're constantly entertained 24 seven. No, they're not bored ever.
What if we have some tablet kids that are watching this at dinner right now? And they're like, we most certainly do. Get off your tablet. Get off and socialize. Somebody's at Owl Garden right now. They're watching. They're like...
Get off. If your mom's not going to tell you, I will. Socialize with your family. But we also need to watch time. Yeah, you're losing your subscribers. Yeah, you can watch it. It's fine. You can watch anything. Don't watch other videos. You can watch our videos, but you can watch ours Wednesdays and Saturdays just to help us out. Yeah, and also our club channels. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Join our Patreon. I feel like Kate, though, is going to get frustrated with your kid and you're going to be like, fine, here's your tablet.
No. No? I would smack them. What do you mean? I'm not even buying a tablet. No. Our kid is not getting a tablet. What about your phone? They're just like, I want your phone, Mom. No. Oh, my kid's not having my phone. No, like, you know, like, babies, how babies are just, like, fascinated with phones and stuff? Except Joe's baby. Yeah, Joe's baby could not care less. I showed Joe's baby a phone, and he was like...
No, but like baby. You gotta put on Miss Rachel. I was like, oh, okay. Wow. And then he started crying when he saw Mav. It was so funny. Yeah. Jones, baby. This is his expression the entire day. And then Mav comes upstairs and he goes...
I'm telling you, the second he saw me. It was like he saw a ghost, man. Matt comes up and Matt was like, hi, baby. And he was like, ah! Like, the kid was calm for hours. Didn't say a thing. And they said he'd just never done that before until it was to you. Yeah, he'd never done that before. That's what they said. He was like, SpongeBob!
He does watch the podcast though. He likes it. Yeah, he smiles. Yeah, I feel like parents think that we're like all of us that don't have kids that are like just don't give your kids a tablet. I think they think. But I also feel like we have no business talking about parenting.
Oh, you guys. I'm not going to see you for a really, really long time. Why? I'm going to die. What? Why is that? Because I'm going to New York. That is true. So you think something bad is going to happen? Yes. I mean, she's 100% right here, man. I fully value New York. Slim chance of coming back. Yeah. Trust me. I know. I'm scared. But I am collabing with somebody. Well, this is posted in a month, right? Yeah. Oh, I'm collabing with Hailey Bailey. Yeah.
That's so fun. My mom.
sorry. My mom, my mom, like, you know, my mom, my mom. Yeah. What is that? I'm so lost. My mom, like not my actual mom, but like, she's like my TikTok mom. Okay. So why'd you say that the first time instead of kept saying mom? Why do you do that? That's so weird. It's quotations. My mom. Oh, then why don't people just do, why do they do one instead of, Oh my gosh. Huh?
It's quotations. I just kind of realized what that really is. Yeah. You know when you text? Yeah. I never realized that. Yeah, me neither. I thought it was just like my mom, like this is just a symbol like my mom. No, but you know when you text and you say what somebody said? Yeah. I got an intelligent one, didn't I? No, that's just crazy. Like I always thought this was just like. It's just like. I feel like, I don't know.
it's so embarrassing to do that. Like, I never do it because I feel like I don't want to hear you talk if you're going to talk in that voice. It's like, Maverick is actually my biggest hater. What? That is not true. Shut up. Yes, it is. I'm his biggest supporter. No, shut your mouth. You're his biggest hater, actually. You guys want to know something? He's her biggest hater.
I don't know if we should talk about it, actually. Let's talk about it. No, we'll save it for next episode. I feel like I'm your biggest supporter. No, no, no. I want to say it. Nobody said anything. I saw your TikTok you posted about me. No, no, stop. Please stop. No, stop. We're saving it for next episode. What? Watch the next episode if you guys want to see what they're going to talk about. Are we done with this episode? Why are you saying that? Well, just because, like...
I feel like it's too good to say towards the end. It's got to be at the beginning. Well, how deep are we? Are we in the beginning? No, we're not in the beginning. We are almost done. Not almost done, but we're halfway through the episode. Yeah, so we can't be saying a good story like that. I'll write it down. I'll write it down for you right now. Guys, watch the next episode. We upload after this one. If you want to hear what we're going to say.
I really do feel like I'm your biggest supporter. That is such a lie because you're always just mean to me. Oh, wait, guys. You need to do. I have an idea. I never say anything bad about you behind your back. That you should know. No, stop. Lily, stop. What's your idea, Harper? Harper, what's your idea? Yeah, Harper, what's your idea? Anyways, it is. What's it called? It is. Try not to cringe. Part two. Part eight. You mean? Yeah. Anyway, so. No, we're not doing this. Stop that.
She won. Matt, do your laugh. Okay, that's very funny. Listen, can you just do the laugh one time, man? Make me laugh and I'll do it. No, that's the whole point. He's like, nothing's funny when you do it. But it's real. No, it's not. It's not real. That's not how I laugh. Yes, it is. We have a clip of you doing it. Is that how I laugh? It is how he laughs. No, it's not. It is.
I'm going to upload a clip on our Patreon of Mav laughing like that. I'll take one and I'll upload it. If you guys haven't already, go join our Patreon. Link is in the description. We do a group chat in there with all you guys. We post behind-the-scenes content and a bunch of other stuff. So, go subscribe if you want to be part of the fan club and you want to see Mav laugh like... And I'm going to... Whose phone's ringing? I'm going to make that my ringtone for Mav. And it's going to be...
No, that's so annoying. It's going to be his personal laugh. Here's the thing. And I know a clip. I know exactly a clip I can go get right now. It's in our...
What's that? The wedding shoe game. It's in the wedding shoe game we just shot on the club. So if you guys haven't already, also go check out our club channel. They probably edited it to make it look like that. That's not what happened. Go watch our club video. I don't know what the title and stuff is yet because we haven't posted it. But it's where Maverick holds up the wedding shoe. We play the wedding shoe game. Oh, that was funny. I think the thumbnail is like who cheated and it's me and Kate. Go watch that video and you will watch Matt at least two or three times go...
That's not true. No, it is true. And they're going to go watch it after this. That's not true. I edited it and it's true. Okay. Go ahead. That's awkward. I don't know. I don't know what I was going to say. So you were just going to talk and not say anything? No, I forgot. Everybody's like, Kate and Harper don't talk much, but let's see something. We're not going to talk. Okay. Okay.
So are you really sick? Well, no, it's just like my throat. Yeah. No, my throat when I woke up this morning, it was really hurting. Like when I tell you I woke up this morning, I couldn't feel my throat. Yeah, I don't know. Last night, because last night I started coughing and it was really weird. And it was like the... See, clearly they can't survive without us. Stop it! She's scared. Baby, come here. Come here. She looks worried. Come here. I'm sorry for scaring you.
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The only reason I'm not being talkative is because I'm trying to keep care of this dog. Yeah. She needs someone that cares about her in this studio. I think I have a cold.
Me too. Did your nose get really stuffy? Not really. Oh. Mine got pretty stuffy. Hey, get off your phone. It's very disrespectful. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Yeah. I just feel like, is there something wrong? Why are y'all being like this? Yeah. How about y'all just talk? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We've been doing that for 30 minutes. That was catastrophic. Yeah.
That was actually catastrophic, man. That was crazy. We lost all the viewers, man. All we accomplished is Kate had a cold this morning and there's a dog. No, I accomplished everything. I accomplished everything.
Cash, do you shave your chest? Oh. What? First of all, what kind of question is that? No, me and Cash are not talking 3 to 1. And yes, I have chest hair. Oh, you do? Yeah. Yeah, how much? I have chest hair. He has like seven hairs. Seven? I will show you, but just so you know, I trimmed it a couple days ago. Oh, so you do shave your chest hair. No, I trim it. I didn't say I shave it. Look at this. Oh. Oh, I see it. There's like seven. It's like right there between your boobs. Yeah.
boobs I don't think guys actually have those I think they're just called breasts I don't think guys know it's just called a chest wait do guys have breasts? no I mean I kind of do but most guys don't wait do they?
Then they need a breast cancer. Oh, really? What? What? We can get breast cancer? We can get breast cancer? I did not know that was a fear I needed to have. I suddenly have a fear now. That was like the one thing. Now I'm confused because I thought when you get breast... Them talking is getting really boring. I thought... It's actually not. It's actually pretty entertaining. I thought you guys... Okay. If a girl gets breast cancer, then they have to cut off your breasts. I checked. Right? How do you check? How are you going to cut off my breasts? You have to get a... What's it called? I don't...
How do I know if it's good or not? I actually don't know. I did not know that. Wow. And don't you like, like check yourself for breast cancer? Yeah, what are symptoms? By like feeling? Like how am I supposed to check myself? I'm trying. I don't have any breasts. You get a, what's it called mom? You get an ultrasound or a mammogram. Yeah. But guys don't get that. So we're just done? Like there's no way to check? Like we just die? Yes. So there's no way to check? There is a way to check. You would probably know something was going on. Yeah. By like feeling? Yeah.
I guess by feeling. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's good to know. That's good. I think I'm good. Wait, what would you feel? Cancer? Like, how would you feel the cancer? Like, is it a dog? I don't know. Yeah. You can feel it. My mom had breast cancer. Yeah. I learned about that. You told me about that. Yeah. I did not know that. Yeah. She had breast cancer.
Yeah. That's good. Yeah. She had it in 2020, and when we found out, I got a McDonald's flurry. Remember, Mom? What? It must have been so hard for you. Wait, hold on. Wait, what? You got a flurry? Yeah. Me and my sister got one because we were crying. So we got a flurry. My dad was like, honey, do you just want a flurry? I was like, yeah. And then my mom, I was like...
But we didn't know if she was. Obviously, she wasn't. No, it's scary. Yeah, it was very scary. So if anybody has cancer out there. Yeah, I'm just still thrown off by McDonald's flurry. Bro, no. Dude, I'm still caught up on Megan Breast Cancer. No, the McDonald's flurry hit really hard. Like, it was so good. Wow. You know who else hits really hard? Who? Piper. Okay. I will. Who does that? Piper.
When you guys fight, make sure you make those noises. Sounds like an Ellie Chopper rapping. It sounds like you're trying to beat us. 21, 21. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode. We'll see you guys next time. Peace.
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