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Well, guys, welcome back to the podcast. No, no, no, start off with an insecurity. Well, I'm getting insecure about my intros now. You just keep interrupting me when I'm going to talk about my insecurities. Apparently, I'm supposed to talk about my insecurities. First of all, I'm being cashed. Matt has a hard time of opening up, okay? So, during this episode, everyone's going to have to be... Open. Open to Matt about his hard time of opening up. Okay, I'm going to hit pause for a second. Can I say a certain joke? Probably not. Yes, yes, yes. You have to ask...
Say it and we can blip it because it's like 10 seconds in the episode. Okay. I just feel like Kate's already mad at me. I don't even want to say it. Just say it. My biggest insecurity is Kate. What? I don't get that. The biggest insecurity? It's like when I'm out in public with him, he's like, oh gosh, I can't believe she's... This is so embarrassing. No, he's making a fat joke. No, it was a fat joke. He said my biggest insecurity.
Like biggest. Yeah. Like what? He's saying it really weighs him down. Oh gosh. Now Joe's starting. Now Joe's starting. Oh, well my big, well, what's your actual biggest insecurity? Uh, biggest insecurity? Uh, honestly, talking to women can be difficult sometimes. Like when you have to like, that's not insecurity. What? Nope. Nope. I get kind of insecure. Open up man. Tell us what really insecures you. Man, I don't know. Uh,
PC, whatever it's called. I don't know. Post-traumatic stress disorder? PTS? No. PTS4? I feel like when I'm talking to a girl... No, stop making jokes, Matt. I get insecure sometimes. Do you have OCD or obesity? No, because here's the thing. I want to hear a real one. Can I talk? Listen, okay? You're trying to make jokes out of a serious topic and I don't like it. No, I'm not trying to make jokes. I'm not for it. When I talk to a girl and...
A girl, like, if she knows who, like, what I do online, it's like, oh, no. That was the slightest flex I've ever heard. No, no. When I'm talking to a girl and, like, she already knows who I am because I'm famous. No, not because of that. Just because, like, this is a crazy insecurity. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying when I talk to a girl and, like, maybe, like, she's in the friend group, whatever. She knows what I do for a living. And she's watched my videos. It's like...
It's like kind of embarrassing sometimes because it's like I'm 22 years old and I make content. Have a podcast? What? No, but like some of the content I make is like just kind of like goofy. It's very goofy. I'm getting insecure. Yeah, thanks, man. You're embarrassed about making content with us? No.
Yeah. My insecurity is this podcast. I'm glad y'all are understanding. Basically what I'm talking about is I'm leaving. Yeah. No, it's just when they, if they already know, it's like, it can be like, Ooh,
I feel like I'm starting on like a wrong foot. It's like they already have their opinion of me. And it's like, obviously like I am who I am on the podcast, but I'm also like a different, much more serious person. This is your biggest insecurity. That's boring. That is great. I don't think it's your biggest. That's your biggest. No, Matt, I want you to dig deep. Dig deep in that small mind of yours. Dig deep in your... You know, this couch is starting to get very, very toxic. Toxic. Yeah, there you go. I think it's been toxic from the beginning.
I'm sorry, I get mad when they sing. I don't know why I did that. Wait, are we finally talking about mental health on this podcast? No. No mental health will be talked about. No, he's like, guys, I'm a deep person in real life. Obviously, I'm the same on this podcast, and I just feel like you need to dig deep to find the real me.
I never said anything like that. Like I didn't even come close to that. You just try to make up a fake fantasy version of who I am. And that's not me. Stop avoiding the question. The question. Why are we doing this to me? Why are we doing this to me? I feel like you're trying to gaslight me into having an insecurity right now.
You're insecure. You're very insecure. About something. He's really trying to get you to say like your hair. No, I just want, I want like a, something you don't tell someone. I'm not sure about my hair. There's no way. Why did you point that out? She was like, I think Cash is trying to say it's your hair. I think that's what he's trying to say. Like he never even mentioned my hair.
Um, next question. Oh, no. Okay. I don't, I don't feel like I have like anything. It's like that deep. She's like, listen, let me ask you guys, what should my insecurities be? I think mine should be insecure. I can tell you guys with y'all's insecurities. Harper, spit it out. Harper! Spit it out, Harper. She's eating the whole unicorn head. I need to get a spray bottle for her. Stop it, Harper.
oh she's guys look at this she has eaten our whole unicorn head we should have done that on the strange addiction episode and she would have enjoyed that episode she'd have been like literally you guys need to try this it's great if you guys haven't go check out our other channel the lol club we did a strange addiction video where we ate deodorant and that did not end well bricks we ate a brick oh uh we ate vaseline what else did we eat toilet paper we ate toilet paper yeah go check out the channel it's called the lol club we
We post something like three times a week. Okay. Maverick, if you are sitting here telling me when you think of insecurities, you can't think of one about yourself. Something I'm insecure about? That's crazy. What? I just said, like, that's the times I get nervous. Let me just think. He's just a nervy boy. When I get, like, insecure. When you look in the mirror, Mav, I feel very secure. Don't try to gaslight me into feeling insecure. Okay. When you look in the mirror, do you feel insecure? No.
Are you sure? Yeah. First of all, that's not a thing to laugh at, Kate. It's just the way you were like, no. No. First of all, I didn't make that face, okay? No, you did. I feel like girls are a lot more insecure than boys.
Yeah. Okay, so what are you guys insecure about? That I can't get abs on the bottom lower of my body. Oh, me too, man. I've been working out of the gym all the time. Are you talking about like right here? Yeah, because we have a uterus. And I want to get a uterus reduction surgery. I don't want to have kids, so I don't really care. But I have a lot of abs right here. But then down here, it's terrible. Like, it's all like, it's like all skinny. Yeah.
So you're not, I don't think you realize how little you are. I know, but like, I just, I just really want abs. I've had people, I've had people comment. I think Kate is pregnant because they can literally just see my uterus. Well, I hate how it is. I've never had that comment.
No, I've been wearing leggings before and people were like, oh my gosh, I think Kate's pregnant. Wait, so this is called a uterus? This in between? No, no, no. Your uterus is right here. Right here. But guys, their stomachs are just like straight flat because there's nothing there. How do girls with flat stomachs have like really good uterus? I don't know. No, stand up. Stand up, Cash.
I'm totally not flexing. His uterus is sticking out. No. Do boys have uterus? Yeah, they have flat stomachs. Here, look, I'll show you. They all have flat stomachs. Yeah. Yeah, see, uterus. Mine is like right here.
I feel like we're just making stuff up now. You have a flat stomach. I feel like I'm not even sure uterus is a word. I think they just don't have abs and they're blaming it on their uterus. No, I wasn't talking about my abs. I was talking about how people have commented saying I look pregnant when it's my uterus. You have a flat stomach, actually. You have a flat stomach. Oh, but I have a big uterus, apparently. Everybody does. Who said that? People that comment
pregnant. You got a big-o uterus. I did see that comment. That is such a comment. Like, what? You got a big uterus. So is that what you're insecure about? Is your little Uti? I'm...
No, that's my insecurity. I'm insecure about my uterus. So I'm going to get a reduction surgery. That Ute insecurity is crazy. You got to change the name. You got to say what he says now. Lil Ute. Lil Ute. It sounds like a rapper. You got that on Ute? No, it sounds like a rapper name. Hey, our Ute's taking out. The Lil Ute's getting her thing taken out. So that's crazy. A Ute something in my eye.
What? Get it? I got something in my eye. A Udi something in my eye? Oh, wait. Maybe when they were talking about your gat, they meant your Udi. Stop calling it a Udi. Yeah. You can't get mad at the word slug, but then... Oh! No, no, no. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. We were talking about...
I'm going to leave the pod. This is not that kind of podcast. No, I'm going to leave the pod. What? I don't know about this. Stop! Stop! It's not what you think. Yeah, it's just putting Vaseline on your face. When you put Vaseline on your face, that's like a thing girls do before they go to bed because it hydrates your face a lot. I do it every night. It's really good for your skin, putting Vaseline on your face, but they call it slugging.
That is not what they call that is not what no I don't like this I'm getting insecure on this whole podcast right now. I don't enjoy it. Hey, what are you insecure about?
Apparently my big old Udi, like that's what I gotta be insecure about. You can't copy hers. She said Udi was hers. No, I've been working for years and years. I'll show y'all. It's your foot? My toes. Oh, I'm insecure about my toes. My second toe. Your finger toes? Yeah. Your second toe? Our toes look like fingers. It's really embarrassing. I always wear socks. Show them, show them, show them. It's really embarrassing because my toes are so long. Stop moving it. Show them. You're like, look at how embarrassing. Oh, sorry. Who am I focusing on? This camera?
See how long they are. They really do replicate pinkies. I got like, like, like I could like hold hands with my toes and just like be completely fine. Like my toes are so long. So every time I ever, I always wear socks. Y'all kids gonna look freaky. I wear socks all the time because my toes are so long and I'm like, I can't be around a new person. Like someone new comes over and like my bare feet are out. Like, no, sorry. I don't want to, I don't want you to see my gripper feet. Are you insecure about how much you cry?
Yo. Huh? That was kind of crazy. What? She came at me with the hair and like multiple things. I'm not really, I've never really thought about it. But no one will point that out. It grows your lashes. They're just going to say Maverick came at her. Oh, I know. All the comments are just Maverick and Cash are so mean. Them two can say whatever the frick they want. Yeah, they can make fun of us the entire podcast and once there's a word. We're just girls. And then also, my hips are humongous too.
- That is actually extremely debatable. - Stand up, Harper. - It's actually not even really a debate. - Look at our hips. - No. - Harper's like half as big. - Trust me. - You're like the size of his kneecap. - No, it's literally the-- - Harper, no you're not, sweetheart. No, you are not, honey. - It is. - No, you're not, honey. - Like on that last episode on the LOL Club when we opened the packages,
What? And you cried. Oh, that was bad. Oh my gosh, I forgot about that. I don't know if it's going to be on the screen, but if we can pop up the video of Kate crying on the LOL Club. There's an animal in it. What? You are scaring me so much. Here, I can open it. Wait, wait, wait. No, don't do that. Do not do that. No, Kate's opening it. You cannot stab me. No, I'm not opening it. No, no, no. It's okay. Wait, no. Wait. No, it's fine. Babe, babe. No.
- Listen, listen. - And we cut it down. It was like, we cut it. - I cut 10 minutes out of her crying. - 10 minutes of you crying? - Just you crying. - I wouldn't be like that though. - Pick me girl, pick me girl. - For no reason. - I would not be like that if it weren't for you guys though, you realize that? - What? - I wouldn't be assuming that something is in the box gonna jump out at me. - But even if there was something in the box. - That freaks me out. - You still, okay, even if it freaks you out to cry about it. - That freaks me out and I'm not sorry about it. I'm not sorry that I cry, sue me.
- Bro has his gun again. - I can feel emotions. - You just like, but like you don't think like, like crying over like a joke is like a bit like. - Crying over a joke? That wasn't a joke. That was me freaking out. - But I guess the debate would be if it was logical to freak out over a football. - I thought something, okay. I was upset. I freaked out. I wasn't even upset. I freaked out. - No, no, no. Let me set the scene.
We're filming a video on the LOL Club channel, the YouTube channel, and it's opening $30,000 in random Amazon packages. We get to the $30,000 package and we want Kate to open it and she doesn't want to open it because she doesn't know what's inside. And she starts bawling her eyes out crying because she's scared to open an Amazon package because she thinks we put something in the package. Can I tell you my side of the story now?
That wasn't a side. I just said the story. No, because this is from my perspective. We'd been opening the packages. Everything was fine. And then they're like, all right, we got the last one.
And then they were like, Kate, open it. I was like, no. Something is in there and it's meant to scare me. No, it was just her turn. We were going in order. Yeah, no, but the way they said it, I was so sussed out. I thought that there was something in there that was going to jump up. Because let's not forget, two months ago when I woke up and there was a possum in my shower. Again, not a reason to cry. No, why don't you just shut up? Ow! Ow!
That looked really real. I felt like it looked pretty real. Mav, are you okay? No. I don't want to sit on this couch anymore. I can't hit her back. She's 14. I am only 14. Now hit her back. No. Now hit her back. Do it, Mav. Wait, that'll be a... I can't hit her. No, do it. I'll do the clap. No, I can't hit her. It'll be for a short. I'll do the clap. Ouch!
No, you gotta get way closer than that. Ow! Ow! Way close. Mav, you're like six inches. Oh, wait. No. Mav, closer. Ready? Go. Ow! What? You're like this far from her face. That looks pretty good, right? That's a good cinema move. No! All right. Ready? Ready? Go. Go. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! I barely hit you. No. Okay, stop being a baby, Harper. I think you should. It hurts. It hurts.
I want to go home. You wanted to slap me and you said I could slap you back. Bro, stop. Oh. No one slapped me. There's no sound effect. Clearly you hit her. Her hair's red. All right, that'll be a good short. Wait, was that good? No. Does that look real? I just, listen, okay, sorry. The whole crying thing, like, you know, like the crying, it was like,
Can we all admit it was a bit irrational, right? All I'm saying, someone's not getting married anytime soon. What? He slapped a 14-year-old. He thinks that, right? Yeah. No, because talking about girls crying. Yeah. Crying is fine, but like irrational crying is kind of crazy. I was freaked out. I thought that there was something in the box that was going to jump up at me and I was scared. But like say there was something in the box and it jumped out at you. Then I'm scared.
- But why, no, but you were, this wasn't like a little like, I'm scared or, this was like sobbing for 10 minutes. - No, it was like 15, 30. - It was like hyperventilation. - It was like having a full on like freak, like freak the freak out. - Yeah, I was scared. - All right, Kate, so what's your actual insecurity? - I got a question. - Wait, no, I-- - The box is flipped. It's Cash opening the box. He starts doing that. Is it irrational?
If Cash was genuinely scared of what was in the box... If Cash was sobbing trying to open that box, it would not even be like a debate. We would all be like, okay, this is the box. He's messed up for that. Hand me the box. I can't! I can't! I can't open it! I can't! I just can't do it! I can't open the box! I can't! I can't! I can't! Grow up and be a man! I can't open the box! Cash, grow up! I can't! I can't!
We all say he's being ridiculous. Did you hear your words, though? But you did scare her. When she was also opening your eyes. No, he would be being ridiculous. No, she got you there. You said be a man. Be an adult there. Yeah, but when she's crying, what are you going to say? Be a girl! Open the box! Okay, just be mature? I heard something. Be a woman. I heard that girls do not like being called female. Is that true?
I don't think she likes when I call her, when I refer to her as your wife. I don't say it like feminine. What? Does that bother you? When what? I'll be like, your wife. Well, I don't think that bothers her. I think it's the things you normally say after that. Like, you're normally like, Cash, your wife is being very irrational and crying and she's being, I think that's the part. Yeah, that's probably true. No, but like, literally, what if you find a wife and she's like, and she cries a lot?
Is she hot? All of Maverick's girlfriends have cried a lot. I'll deal with it. Yeah, but what if it's nonstop every day? Yeah, you act like a... Is she really hot? Yeah, no, that's the factor. No, I mean, like, if I really, like... I don't think I cry irrationally. Like, imagine you get, like, a Kim Kardashian and she just cries all the time. Is it worth it? I don't... You could teach her. I think the first, like, year, I'd be like, it's okay, we can do this. But then after a couple years, you're like...
I think it... Doing that, you're taking big, deep breaths. A lot of crying. Yeah, you're like... The thing is, because when crying happens... Cash knows. When a woman cries, a woman that you are dating or married to, when a woman cries, you normally want to be doing anything else besides sitting there saying, don't cry.
Next time you're crying, remember that he said this. I will. Okay. No. I know you'd rather be doing anything else on the planet right now than be with me. Normally it's like, I'm going to go play basketball. I'll see you later. She's crying. That hasn't happened. I guess I'll just take off my shoes and go get into bed. That has never happened. Don't cry. It has literally happened. When?
We dropped him off at basketball and came home and you started just breaking down crying. You left me. And I was like, I was like, I was like, I just like opened the door and I like turn around and Kate's like crying. And I'm like, what's going on? What's happening? What's going on? And she's just like, why are we crying? And then she's like, I just, I just wanted to spend time with Cash tonight. And I'm like,
Well, then why don't you tell him that? Yeah, she never told me. She never told me. Because he wanted to play basketball. He wants to play basketball. I don't want to tell him. I wanted him to do what he wanted. I'm just going to go cry alone. I was like, uh, Cash? Mm-hmm.
I'm leaving the house. You should come home. I'm not staying in this house. Wait, you didn't tell him that you wanted to hang out? Well, because he wanted to play basketball. I wanted him to do what he wanted to do. Okay, can we talk about this? Yeah. No, dude, I'm playing ball. Matt calls me. He goes, I think you should come home. I'm like, why? He goes, I don't know, but Kate's crying. I was like,
yes i'll come back home and kick on my shoes i'm sorry i'm such a burden first of all why are you like no not a baby not a baby when we get away i'm gonna say i'm sorry i'm such a burden and i cry sometimes imagine imagine you're about to go maybe if you wouldn't act imagine you're about to go get your nails done right and the second you're about to walk out the door i'm just like bye and then you gotta go no then you gotta go then you gotta go
What's wrong? I'll cancel my appointment. No, no, no, no, no, no. That is not what happened. It goes, what's wrong? Nothing. Nothing. It's nothing. No, something's wrong. Well, please tell me so then we can figure it out and I can maybe go get my nails done the first time after. No, no, you wouldn't care. That's not what happens. No, no, I would care. Just tell me, just tell me what it is. We can fix it. Just, what is it? No. Why are you crying?
That is not what happens. Tell me why you're crying. I'm fine. I'm fine. Go get your nails done. Go get your nails done. I'm fine. I can't. This is crazy because you're actually making this up. Can you just tell me why you're crying? No. I will not tell you. Tell me why you're crying. Ask again. Please. Ask five more times. Please. Say pretty please. Pretty, pretty please. Can you tell me why you're crying? No.
I can't do anything about it if you're not going to tell me. That is how it goes. Please just go. I don't want to ruin your time. Yeah, literally. Why are you on your phone? Oh, sorry. You're such a burden. You can't do anything, right? Listen, first of all, you never said your insecurity. We're supposed to be going in a circle. You haven't said yours. No, the circle's going this way. It went me and then me telling y'all what y'all's insecurities are.
Harper stop. Well, apparently I should be insecure about how much I cry. Can Harper the comments like can Harper talk more? I feel like y'all cut her off. It's because she does that the whole time. No, hold on one more. Yeah, see she doesn't pay attention to the conversation. No. Harper, what should Kate be insecure about? Nothing. What should Cass be insecure about? No, no, no, watch this. What should Cass be insecure about? She's really thinking.
There's a lot, but I'm trying to be quick. Wow. See that? See that? The problem. This is what we're talking about. This world is sexist. This world is messed up. And I'm tired of it.
Guys, I hardly cry. I actually hardly cry. There's nothing wrong with Kate. There's nothing wrong with Kate. Cash, where do I start? There is just so much. Maybe if I was rude to her. Where's my comments in the comments section? Where's your respect? No, where's all my comments? Where's the comments about why is everyone being mean to Cash? There's none. No one cares. No one cares about his emotional state to the point that when we have friends over, he can't even socialize. He just sits there and ignores everybody. Yes, mental health. Yes.
Mental health rocks. No, I hardly actually cry. I don't cry. Okay, but what is cash? I don't cry. What's wrong with cash? What's wrong with mental health? You can't word it like that. Your hitchhiker's thumb. Oh, man. That's so specific. Oh, man. It's like she's got a list. Oh.
Let me just look at you for a little bit longer. She was doing that thing you were saying Kate does where she's like, uh, nothing but this. That's crazy because I don't do that. It's okay.
I don't know if it's a K thing. It may be. All right, here, wait. I got, oh, go ahead. Sorry. No, I'm not getting canceled. Never mind. I'm just talking about what I'm saying. Okay, just answer the question real quick because I got one more thing I want to do. So just tell us your biggest insecurity. I'm trying to think. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. My lips. Oh. Really? She copied me. She literally copied me. You know lips is my biggest insecurity. Why?
Why are lips your biggest insecurity? Because they're big. My lips are just uneven and one of my eyes is like...
I just noticed. It sticks out so much. I love his lips. My lips are huge. I'm praying to God that our babies have his lips. I love his lips. Ew. Well, we hope they... Never mind. You have the lips of an African-American man. I know. Everyone's told me that my entire life. Everyone told me that. Wait, they told you exactly that? Yeah. Sometimes they use other words, but yeah. Everyone's always like, you know, you really have black people lips. And I'm like...
I'm like, I know. And then... I have paper white thin lips. Yes, yours are normal for you. Yours are racially appropriate. You should be ashamed. You should be ashamed. No, I'm not even kidding. The amount of times people have told me that in my life... The amount of times people have told me that in my life is crazy. It's crazy to me because I'm always like, I wish I had smaller lips. And Kate's always like, I wish I had bigger lips. Yeah, what's wrong with your lips? Well, my, like... You can't tell? No, no, no. Pfft.
Because my lips, they're like one this side or this side. I don't remember which one. I think it's this one. This one's like a little bit higher. So when I talk, I like kind of talk like sideways. When I smile, my smile's uneven. Look, you can see more gums right here. That's something I've never noticed. Well, who smiles like that? You freak. What? Do it. You try to scare little children. Okay. No, it's like I got to smile hard. Ready?
That's still scary. That's not like... He doesn't smile like that. Is this what you want him to do when you bring your friends over? No. No, please. Never smile like that in front of your friends. I'm so rude to his friends when they come over. I'll be like... I see you. I see you. Do it.
What do you mean do what? Do the smile. You were smiling when you said do it. Look. Look at me though. It looks funny from the side. And my jaw. My lip and my jaw. Look. Your jaw is fixed though. No it's not. Look. I have an underbite and with my big lip and my underbite look at my side profile. My lip and jaw to stick out. What about your hands? We don't see it. What about your hands? Yeah I guess so. You're insecure about your hands? My hands?
What's wrong with my hands? Like when people shake your hands. Because they're so sweaty. Oh, sweaty? Well, that's one. Or the warts. Both. Oh, no, the warts are getting taken care of. Okay.
We don't got to talk about the warts. What an ugly word. Warts? Warts. Yeah. I know. Why can't we name them like- It makes them sound so much worse than they are. Why can't we just name them like hand bumps? I know. Okay, so Kate's was the lips. Mine was also the lips. Harper, what was yours? Well, no, mine's also my eye. Tiny Udy. Okay. Now, we're going to go in a circle, and everybody's got to say everyone else's biggest sense- I'm not saying that. That's just mean. Mav, go.
That's mean. I think I've already said about everybody. Yeah, I'm already saying. Okay, Kate, you go. I'm not doing that. Do it. No, do it. Do it to me. You're the only one that feelings will get hurt and you're the one. Do it to me. I don't think you have anything to be insecure about. She already said your hair. That was a joke. No, no, no. I don't know if you've talked about how I think he has such good hair. She has literally said before, I just can't imagine that a girl would actually like you. She has literally said that. Yeah, everybody thinks Kate's this nice little sweetheart on cam. She's like, I just can't imagine. I like, you know,
The idea that someone could be in love with you is just crazy. I did not say that. Yes, she did. And it's a joke, first of all. No, it was not a joke. You literally just said, I did not say that. But it was a joke, first of all. It sounds like a joke I would say. It sounds like a joke I would say. If we're talking about last episode, they all went ham on me about how I'm different off camera. Ham. We want to talk about how people are different off camera.
She acts like an innocent little angel on camera, but off camera, she says he can't even find love. That is not true. When have I, Maverick, have I said that to you as a joke? You've been on my face. No, I don't think it was a joke. You've told me, Mav is literally so annoying, I cannot stand being around him. I have said that before. Yes, you have.
I have said that before because I, and that's usually when you're just being mean. If you're being mean, obviously I'm going to be mean. I'm being rational. She has stupid rules. Okay. Like we're going to open up a box. We're actually going to open up that box in a minute. And me and cash are going to open the box. I grab a knife out of the kitchen drawer or out of the knife thing. And she freaks out. She freaks out, loses her mind to just cut a piece of tape because that knife is not used for tape.
Because we have a package of... To cut one little thin piece of tape. We have a razor that is literally meant for... Okay, obviously I like things done in a very particular way. I don't like when people... We have like 12 pairs of scissors, one for each type of thing you cut. We have four different drawers in the kitchen that all have tape in them. I like telling people what their insecurity is thing idea. It's fun. Yeah. Yeah. I think...
So I'll be like, why don't we put all the tape in one drawer so we know where it's at? And she's like, are you trying to tell me how to run my kitchen? Okay, I don't think you're crazy. I have a wife and it's the same, but also I have an insecurity that I think you would have. Joe's not a part of this. I think she's insecure about her hair. I think that you would be insecure about how tall you are. So I actually used to be. Well, I don't know what I want to say. What? I mean, say it. Okay, well...
If I had to guess, I would say you're pretty, you can at times be insecure about your- Body image? Your neck. That's crazy. That's crazy. Because someone said I had a long neck.
Yeah, I know. That is one too. It kind of goes to the height like what Joe was talking about. Yeah, I mean when I was younger I was definitely I do. I do. I got a lot in my neck. But when I was younger I definitely was really insecure about my height. But when I got older You grew out of it?
I'm not insecure about being my height, I don't think. I was never insecure about my height. I loved being short. Was? Yeah. And loved? You still are short. I know. I never was short. I remember when I was short. I mean, I never was too insecure. I don't think people realize how short and small Harper is. She's gotten so big since we met her, though. How much do you weigh? No, like grown. Like you've like grown. How much do you weigh? Me, 84. 84 pounds.
That's a lot. People probably think she's like a normal human senior. No. She's like this big. We could throw her through the ceiling. I used to be, last year I was 64 pounds in eighth grade. I believe it. I believe it. As an eighth grader. Wow. 64 pounds. And guess how much in fourth grade? I was three foot six.
34 pounds. You were not 3'6". Yeah, I was. You were not. In fourth grade? Yeah. That would be impossible, baby. Yeah, I was. 3'6"? That's like, you have a fourth grade, I mean. Fourth grade. I was 3'6", 34 pounds. She's small now and she's in high school. Yeah, maybe actually. That could be true. Kate! Yeah? Who are you texting? I'm sorry. Michael's trying to Christmas shop right now. No, give it to me. He's trying to buy gifts right now that I've already bought, so I'm trying to just tell him what I bought real quick.
What did you buy? I can't say it. It's Christmas time. Is it for me? Not when this podcast comes out. Yeah, this podcast Christmas will already happen. New Year's would have happened. No, it's just my... Cash, are you going to name insecurities of people? Yeah, please, please, please. I will after Kate. Kate's not going to name anyone's insecurities. She already named like all of them. All right, Harper, you name everyone's insecurities. Okay, Kate. Or what you think they'd be insecure about. I would think you'd be insecure about...
I got terrified. Kate, you also better be thinking. Kate, you better be thinking about our answers. Okay. I think you'd be most insecure about, like, since you've been changing your hair, but, like, I think you're not insecure about it anymore because you're using it naturally, and I think it looks good. Dang, that was a good answer. Yeah, I have to change my hair. Well, she stole it from me. I said that. Yeah, Matt did say that first. Okay, yeah, but, like... But, like, we'll give Harper... Yeah, cash your hands. Definitely. Okay.
The crazy part is, is my hands aren't even in security. Apparently that's what everyone thinks about me. So I think I'm developing an insecurity. You've never had to shake your hand though. Like us, we have to shake your hand. What do you mean? Let me see. You don't feel him when you shake his hand. What? My warts? Or the sweat? Let me see your hand. Bro.
It's better now. A month ago, I shake your hand dog and it was like, why are you shaking his hand? Like, Hey bro, what? Well, I don't, my hand, my hand felt like I was reading Braille, like a blind person. Like, Oh, and then yours would be probably scoliosis. Really hit home with that one. Well, like picking on my disability. That's like, wait, what is that bracelet?
Yeah, what is that bracelet? Bracelet? You need to be insecure about your bracelet. No, I'm not actually. All right, Kate. What does it say? It says a name on it. Wait, Kate's going, Matt. Kate's going. Parker? Wait, hold up. Yeah, what the frick is that bracelet? That's so zesty. A friendship bracelet. It's a zest fest for sure. Yeah, look at that butterfly. He's wearing a, listen, pink shirt you can get by with. Pink shirt and rocking a pink bracelet with a butterfly on it. Saying it's a friendship bracelet. It's with Parker.
We have matching ones. Okay. Okay. It's funny now, but it's not funny with a pink shirt. Now it's zesty. Parker put a butterfly on mine. Parker put a butterfly. Wait, Parker panel? Yeah. All right. All right. Go, go. For you, I would probably say, because I feel like a lot of times I'm like, oh, you smell bad because his armpits get sweaty. So he smells like BO when I lay down with him. So I tell him that a lot, but I don't think people have told you that like other than me.
When I lay down with him, I say the same thing. Harper's. I feel like you've already said this, but I feel like something you would be insecure about is your height, but you're obviously not. Yeah, obviously. Mav. Hit me hard. Oh, I can't. I like you, Maverick. That's just such a lie. Like we all know I'm Kate's least favorite. That is not true. I mean, that is true. It's just so true. If you had to pick a least favorite in the room, I think you'd pick Mav.
No, I don't think so. Would it be me? No, I don't think I have a least favorite. Oh my gosh. Okay. That is such a K answer. I don't think I have one. I don't. Maverick me. Are you? Yeah, we argue and I'm not married to you. So it's like, okay. Obviously if I had to pick a favorite brother, I think we all know my favorite brother is right. But I'm saying if you argue with cash, you're still married to him and then you have to argue with me. Yeah. And it's just, I feel like I have to argue with you.
because you just don't understand things i say like don't use that knife for that and you just can't accept that we came out we woke up this morning we came out you had our rug completely flipped upside down in the living room it was still messed up from last night and i was like why is it see like that's just not a problem to me well yeah because you don't fix it it you just it wasn't completely flipped upside down the corner of the rug was lifted up yeah i'm just referencing things it's thing like that
Because you'll like flip a rug upside down, but then when you're done, you won't put it back. I mean, I feel like I put stuff back. I didn't last... I guess I forgot that last time. No, I'm just saying that's what her arguments are about you. It's just... I don't know. That's all I'm saying. All right.
Who goes next? You. Yeah. Duh. Mav has his eye on you. That's not really why she doesn't like me, though. Yes, it is. No. Enough. Okay, everyone's- Even she said no. That's not why. No, listen, guys. Mav is like, you don't like me. Mav is my brother-in-law. Obviously, I love him. Oh. Maybe because- See, that's exactly it. He's my brother-in-law, so I love him. No. So he wasn't your brother-in-law. Not because she loves me. She loves me because- Mav, obviously, I love you. Oh.
But you definitely... I get irritated with you at least like... A couple times a day. No, no, no. I mean, I obviously get irritated with you, but it's because you just like don't... Like if I'm like, you just don't understand me. You don't understand me and it irritates me because most people, if I'm like, oh, don't wash the bowl like that, they're just like, oh, okay, I'll just let you do it. You're like, okay. Yeah, like for instance, when I went in the counter to get a bowl of cereal, I grabbed it and the whole bowl was completely dirty. That definitely wasn't me.
- I hand wash every single dish. - That's also why Kate gets in so many arguments. Kate's like, "Matt, why'd you do this?" He goes, "Wasn't me." - Who do you think did it? Kate, who puts them in the dishwasher and then puts them away, or me, who hand washes every dish till it's clean? - Matt, I hand wash dishes. - And then puts them in the dishwasher. - I hand wash every single one. I would never put it away dirty. I'm sitting there hand washing it. - Kate hands washes them and then dish washes them. - See, and this is where we have our problems, right here, because I just get accused for things that I didn't even do. - It was you. - Maybe it was a guest.
No, it was you. I tell guests don't do the dishes because I want the dishes done how I want them done. It was your guest. I don't tell my guests that. No, I tell your guests that too. No guest goes to somebody's house and washes it. You tell Madison that last night? No, hold on. Wait, stop, stop, stop. She didn't use dishes. No guest. Yes, she did. No, no, no. I washed them and put them away. No. No guest goes to somebody's house, washes their own dish, and puts it back in the counter. Yeah. No guest does that. And if I have a guest? They might wash their own dish and then put it in the sink. What about Paige?
Paige didn't even do the dishes. Yeah, she would just leave the dishes in the sink. I can 100% guarantee if I washed a dish and put it away. Okay, then it was Alex. It was you or Alex. I rarely eat cereal. Can y'all believe that Ariana Grande called Mac Miller 747 times? We're talking about something, Harper. What's going on?
He just picked up a bead from his bracelet, his zest-fressed bracelet. I don't like it. I think that's where our problems lie, right there. I just get accused for things instead of... No, and it's like, he hand-washes a bowl. Wait, we should open that. And he didn't dry it. He just put it in the cabinet. I'll do that. I'll agree with that. Sometimes I don't dry them. I was like, why is there a bowl in the cabinet that is dripping wet? Like, that's not right. Well, it wouldn't be dripping wet because I put them upside down.
No, it was soaking wet. The whole bowl, the outside, the inside, because you just washed it. And then I just washed it because I am a very I'm I want everything to look the way I want it to look. I have sometimes I don't dry them all the way. I have I have three bowls stacked and there's four stacks. And then there's a place for every single bowl. But instead, since he didn't want to dry it, he just threw it in there, not stacked on top of the other bowl so that it could just drip dry. I open it up and I'm like, why is this bowl not stacked with the other bowls? That's how it's supposed to be done.
Well, we know it wasn't Harper because Harper's never done dishes in her life. I have. You have not. Your mom told us you didn't. What? Yes. When? Like, last time you were here. That was the washing machine. Yeah, that was the laundry. Oh, so you've done dishes? Yes, I have. How many times? Twice. Okay, I might believe twice. Maybe. In your entire life. In the whole 14 years. Once every seven years. All this comes back to, I used the wrong knife to open a package.
And like I said, I like things done in a very particular way. Yeah. And that's a problem. Why? Because those, the, sometimes that's irrational. I don't care if it's irrational. Those knives, those knives that you used to open up, we bought with our own money. Oh, so this house that you live in, I bought with half my money. Okay. Did you buy the knives with half your money?
No, I bought the house that the knives are in. Okay, but that doesn't affect the house. I'm talking about the knives that you were jamming into your package. Right, let's go set the knives outside where they can sit on the street then. Well, if that's how you feel. But all I'm saying is that those knives were not purchased with your money. Therefore, you cannot use my knives to open up your dirty packages. Ha ha ha!
There's no way we're still on this topic. I know. I don't know why. I was trying to bring it full circle with the knives just so we could open the dang package. But we can't open the package now because now it's too late. No, let's open the package. We're not opening the package. What? Because we're opening the package. It's a pretty cool package and we need to open it in the beginning of an episode. No, we just need to open it right now because, listen, we're not going to shoot again for a while and...
By that time that package is going to be long old. Look, here's the package and we're not opening it. So you see that little piece of tape down there? That's what she freaked out over. I said, don't use the knife. Use the package opener. She didn't freak out. Matt was going to cut this little piece of tape with a knife and she goes, don't use that one. Okay. You want to know my other issue with using the knife?
That package has been who knows where. The bare tiny tip of the knife is going to touch some tape. And then you're not going to wash it. Yes, I would wash it. No, you wouldn't. Okay, that is cap. You're going to use it with a little bit of soap. I probably rinse it off. That is cap. You're going to use the knife to poke some tape and you're going to wash it. Yeah, I would have rinsed it off. Are you kidding me? I'll admit, I'm not going to get the thing out and scrub it. I'm not going to scrub it, but I would have rinsed it off and dried it. Really? You think you would have rinsed that knife off and dried it? I know I did. Then Kate would have been like,
I do that when I open packages. That is crazy. I always do. Dan K would have been like, Matt, can you wash the knife? And you'd be like, I literally just poked him with a knife. No, I would have said yes because I understand the packages already. I would have said yes. But the idea of not being able to open the package with any sort of knife is crazy. Yes. Oh, shoot. I just... Okay. Guys, I get nervous when things aren't the way I like it. And I don't like it about myself. This is when I click up. But I do.
And Maverick just likes to argue with me on everything that gets me upset. No, it's just if something's irrational, I like to do things in a rational way. You are the most irrational person in the world. What? How am I the most irrational person in the world? You? Yeah. Mav, wait, hold on. Alex, am I crazy?
Matt, tell me what I'm doing that's irrational. Everything you do is irrational. Like what? Alex, can you help me here? See, you can't think of anything. Matt, you do, okay. For instance, like flipping the rug upside down and not putting it back. That's not irrational. I'm not disagreeing that I should have put it back.
Okay. Oh, yesterday there was a big package on our front doorstep and it was too big for me to carry in. And I was like, oh, Maverick's about to be home and he'll see it and he'll bring it in. I didn't see the package. It was giganto-normous. I grabbed every package. It was huge. I must have been on my phone or something because if I see a package out there, I always bring it in. I love that meme. And that's again, not irrational. Harper, do you just want to leave? No. I think y'all don't know what the word irrational means. You can go. Yeah.
Like she's literally sitting like this. No. Well, because we're talking about our household life and she doesn't live in this household. And I don't live here, so I don't have any interference. Yeah. You could be on my side. No. Well...
No. Okay, Harper. So just to end the conversation, who's right and who's wrong? Should a knife, should there be a specific knife? She's a woman. She's going to say Kate's right. Should there be a specific knife to open packages? No. Should you use a knife to open a package when there's a package opener? That's the question. Well, how far away was the package opener? Two cabinets over. Then you should have opened it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Were the knives like open in the open room? The knives are in the open area. The knives are on the kitchen countertop. Then I would use a knife.
Okay, she's a 14-year-old girl. You have the brain power of a 14-year-old girl. Don't try to argue. You just got perked wrong. Harper is a 14-year-old girl. When I was 14 years old, I would have done the same thing. Harper has spoken, okay? Listen, when I was 14, I would have done the same thing, but now I'm grown and I bought those knives. Kate, why are you mad? I thought you just said you know it's irrational. Kate, you want to use those knives now for something else? Yeah, Kate's going to use those knives for something else for sure. I don't think it's irrational at all. I think it's fine that
I bought a nice set of knives and I don't want them to be used. How much? Like really? $30? No, they weren't that expensive. I'll tell you that right now. Oh, well, I'm done talking about these knives. So we'll see you guys next time. Peace.