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- So we're in the fitting room and there's only a couple of girls in there. We're all like trying dresses on, changing. My mother-in-law had been there as well. And she's taking videos of all of us girls and the room getting changed. - And she's been sitting over there editing this video for like half an hour. - And so I'm watching this video after she posted. Has like 200 likes. - Oh God. - I said, "Tara, I'm naked in your video." - Hey Lani, can I shoot an apple off your head? - Nope. - What the?

What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode. We have to interview someone. Unfortunately, we have somebody on the podcast. There's a new person, Lainey Baker. Yay! Clap!

Actually, this is sad, but I'm not a baker anymore. What? Oh, shoot. I just, wow. You just realized that? She's been married for like four years. I just realized that, man. She's been married for a long time. Like five years. Okay, Lady Randall, everybody. Yay! You know what she told us this weekend that was kind of sad? She was like... Don't, I'm going to cry thinking about it.

thinking about it okay well don't think about it just ignore me she said that me and kinsey will have the last name baker for longer than she had it oh i had it 20 years they're gonna have it for like 40 or 50 that is kind of sad that's kind of crazy maybe you shouldn't have left the family that's all i know i mean left the family are you well yes i tried not to say nothing i didn't let a laugh out

But you look like you just got out of the hospital. Not even the hospital. She got the furry shoes on. That's like... No sharp corners. Yeah. Yeah, you look like a grandma that just got out of the hospital. At least it's moved on from me. So what happened? What have you been through? I got a spray tan and I got naked in front of two women. Oh. Speaking of naked. Oh, no. Both of us. Wait, is that the title? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

- Wait, wait, wait. Are we sharing now or later? 'Cause we were just speaking of naked. - I mean, since things are already getting naked, okay.

I swear this is a PG podcast. It is. It is. It's a very clean podcast. Except I just filmed a video today, bro, where Kate's crying. This is like a real video. She automatically goes naked. Wait, did you see? No, but I filmed a TikTok today. Kate starts breaking down crying out of nowhere this morning. Like as soon as I woke up out of bed, she chopped her eyelashes off. No, I didn't. I didn't chop. Look, do you see the blank spot over here in the inner corner of my eye? Oh, no, I do.

I was curling my eyelashes and my hand, I'm not even joking. You ripped them out? This has never happened. My hand went, just like, twitched so aggressively and my eyelashes were clamped and it ripped out my eyelashes. Don't, please never tell Garrett this story ever, ever, ever because he gets so mad at me because I do my makeup in the car while he's driving and I use the eyelash curler and he's like, it didn't come out and he's like, you are gonna rip all your eyelashes out if I hit a pothole.

Yeah. No, Kinsey does the same thing. I'll be like, okay, we got to leave in 15 minutes. She's like, I'll be ready. I'm like, no, you won't. I can see you right now. You're not going to be ready. And then she brings like 15 bags to the car. She's like, I have 30 minutes.

to get ready in the car. Plugs her blow dryer in in the car. She's like... No, that's next level. Oh, my gosh. Anyway, so she chops her eyelashes off and she starts, like, breaking down crying. And I'm like, oh, this is hilarious. I gotta film this. And so I start filming her. She's like...

Anyway, it's a great TikTok. I'm going to post it, like, tomorrow. And, oh, wow. If you post it tonight, it'll get more attention. Well, this doesn't go out for a minute. I would know. God, I got to stop it. I'm filming her, and it's, like, a great video. And at the end of the video, she just goes, naked. Yes. She's running around naked filming me. I'm like, you should not be filming me right now. You're the freak.

I just woke up, okay? Why were you sleeping naked? Scientifically, you sleep the best when you're naked, okay? I've never slept naked and I never will. Yeah, same. I'm good, dog.

You're actually like orange. Be careful, you might get a hair orange on you. Maverick says like orange hands on the wedding day. I have homecoming literally on Saturday. So you have to get a spray tan? So I look bronze and good. I never got a spray tan for homecoming. Yeah, because you're a boy, but you still didn't make up for live shows. Okay, well you're probably going to do makeup for your live show. Well, I'm not a boy. Do you know? Have you had your chromosomes checked?

Yeah. I don't believe you. I actually have, I'm not allowed to say that. What? Anyways, I was literally talking about. What just happened? I was literally talking about how I was going to like rip out my hair and suffocate it like with myself because I'm so done with chemistry. Chemistry will get you. That's unfortunate. We're done. Harper, we talked about that.

okay anyways uh laney and kate were gonna say something well we are gonna say laney got a little x-rated at new york fashion week by accident it was not on purpose laney did or kate both of us did y'all get in a fight no no no it was just something crazy that like the fact it happened once okay but the fact that it happened twice in one day just first of all we have to do the first one first obviously but okay so are you first

- No, Kate is first, but okay. - Why are you doing first one second? - No, so we go to Sherry Hill. Sherry Hill is like a fashion show we go to every year and they dress us for the event, except Lainey. Lainey walks down the runway, so ignore that. They're dressing me for the event. - No, I was trying on dresses too though there. - Yeah, so we're all trying dresses on. - Well that's debatable if Lainey walks down the runway. - Oh! - A little debatable. - I saw the video.

Harper, guess what? What? Come to reality, Harper. What? Lainey, you know what Sherry Hill is? Yeah. She's walking New York Fashion Week for Sherry Hill. What did you possibly say? It's one of the easiest jobs ever. Are you guys going to try to make me cry? Because I will cry. I'm so sorry about this. They hired Lainey. They were like, hey, can you just walk? Shut up. Oh, my gosh. Semi-straight line. No. You know what? And turn around and come back.

- People do this at a traffic stop. - All we need you to do is walk 30 ways and 30 feet back. - So what happened? - You would've went to jail for DUI. - Okay, listen. - You got a video of it. - No, nobody. Mom posted a vlog straight up. Threw me under the bus. She was like, "Kissy." - Wait, you got the video. - I can't reenact it. - I do. - It went something like this.

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Did it actually? Yes, I saw it. No. Oh, my God. I did not fall. Boom, bloody nose right there. No noses were broken, okay? I just, like, I had a little stumble, and I was like, it's okay. Pull it together, Lainey. Pull it together. It's fine. The dress is long. And then I had a big stumble. To be fair, the dress was not tailored to her height. Oh, no. Give me the video. Let me see that. Were you wearing heels? Yeah, I was wearing heels. It was, like, this big ball gown. Here she comes. Beautiful. Down the runway. It's huge.

She stumbled right there a tiny bit. Now watch this. It's okay. It's fine. That is a hard watch. It's not that bad. No, it is a hard watch. Nobody probably saw, you know? No, but then she was saying that her mom posted it on Facebook. The thing about it, they said, all right, everybody sit down. We're going to watch some people walk now. And they said they can't even do that right. No, it makes the show interesting, honestly. And you know what? Oh, man.

Makes it interesting. We're sitting there watching like, who's going to fall? There was three girls that tripped because the dresses were not tailored correctly. Yeah. So it's not the model's fault. It's just the fact that the dresses didn't fit right. You guys are in my corner and I appreciate that, but nah. I dropped the ball. No, your dress was too long. It was so long. And then I was immediately mad. Garrett was laughing. He was like, I could see it in your face as soon as it happened. Oh, I could see it in your face. It's like, she's got rage. I know, because she has...

like her she keeps like a straight face when she walks she's got that the model smolder and then it turns into like an actual just like furious smolder like she was walking out to a boxing match it was like like that's not even acting at this point yeah but she she did really good other than like her the fumes were fuming like i was mad and but there was other girls that happened to also and you can just always think that there might have been one that was worse

might have been you watched the whole show was there well no mine was worse mine was the worst there were probably other stumbles but mine was the only like oh she almost bit it at least you didn't yeah yeah i know yeah i'm actually nervous did i do something wrong but if i had at least then it would have like went viral i'm scared what do you mean did you do something wrong she genuinely just does not feel good today are you sure oh because kenzie's not on the episode yeah

I don't know what Matt's telling her right now, but it's probably a lie, and I'm going to go with it. The lore is currently that Kenzie is debating whether or not she's going to actually follow through with the wedding this week. Yeah, we think she's in there writing the letter that she's going to leave him at the altar right now. She's probably crawling out the second story window right now. Matt is definitely lying to her. He's got her locked in the room. Actually, when you guys are seeing this, they're already married, so too late for that. On Saturday, it's going to go. And I...

I convinced him. I literally convinced Maverick. I said, I'm going. I'm going not to go to homecoming. I literally ruined all my plans. All my friends got mad at me. I basically got dropped by two friends to go to Maverick's wedding. Yeah, so we were really excited to be her backup choice. And then we realized we weren't even that. She had another backup choice ahead of us. You guys were plan C?

Yeah. Wow. And then she finally, it got to plan C, but then plan A and B came through again, so she dropped plan C. No, plan D came through, and now I'm having fun on my own. Dang. Oh, what are you doing? Because I'm just a lonely girl. We rank right under the hospital as activities.

- Yeah. - Do I seriously look like a girl back from the hospital? - Yeah. - A little bit. - Why did you get a spray tan and choose to wear that? - Let me think. - 'Cause it gets your clothes dirty. - Yeah, it gets your clothes dirty. - It gets you so grimy. - Do y'all have a favorite fall scent? 'Cause I sure do. Pumpkin spice lattes,

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please show your support to our LOL podcast by using our code. But no, guys, Kenzie hasn't been here, I think, in like three episodes in a row now. Yeah, why? I feel like I kind of missed her. Well, because we had Nick Wilkinson's on twice, and now Lainey. But unfortunately, our soundboard can only hold... Yeah, there's our professional soundboard, as you guys see. Watch this so we can have a bigger budget studio. It's sitting on the floor. It may or may not get stuck.

stepped on who knows um but our soundboard can only hold five microphones so when we have a guest on now we have to have somebody step off and Kinsey's been planning the wedding this week so she's like I volunteer tribute well you guys could all have just talked and then Kinsey could have mimed whatever she wanted to say that's true she doesn't know sign language perfect

perfect yeah she does not she probably took it in high school yeah you have to take a language believe it or not she did one of those that's not what is that put that down that's the middle finger in chinese my favorite clip is when harper goes break you in chinese and everyone like clips that's what that is thank you in chinese it was just like that's mandarin right there baby do y'all see i'm not myself today yeah you seem off what happened

Well, that's fine. We never even finished what happened. Oh, yeah. Anyways, so we're in the fitting room. And there's only a couple girls in there. We're all trying dresses on, changing. There's a ton of dresses you can choose between. So you're seeing what fits. Yeah, so we're all like...

naked or not naked. But we're all taking content. In this room where like half the girls are like naked. Like you know we like put on a dress and we're like oh this is cute. If I'm in a changing room no one is allowed to be taking content. Turns out that's a good rule to have. They're mams over there changing rooms like what's up? So anyways. That sounds super far-fetched. So anyways.

A couple days later, we're like, eh.

or like the next day or two, I'm in the hotel room and my mother-in-law had been there as well. And she's taking videos of all of us girls in the room getting changed. And she's been sitting over there editing this video for like half an hour, like watching it over and over and over. She watched it over and over. And so I'm watching this video after she posted it. It's been up about four or five hours. It has like 200 likes. Oh no. And I said, oh my gosh, were you naked? Oh no. I said, Tara, I'm naked in your video. Ha ha ha!

You were literally naked? Like, not butt naked. No, my top half was completely naked. Top naked, for sure. No. Everything was just hanging out? Yeah. That's great. That's butt naked in case you... Well, I get...

I guess not your butt, but I mean, that's naked. That's as naked as it can be. That's insane. It had 200 likes. It had 200 likes. Actually, butt naked would probably be better. And she's like in the reflection of a mirror, like in the background. I'm like talking. That's why mom didn't notice. I'm like talking and I'm putting a dress on so you can like see. Yeah, no, they're definitely there. Oh my gosh, I would totally like cry. And it's in.

What? What then? Okay, so that's like what brings up the subject matter. Listen. She's like, Tara, you posted me naked. Like, you have to delete that. So mom goes to delete it and then like half an hour goes by and Kate's like, actually, this whole thing made me feel a little bit better. I accidentally posted Lainey naked on my snaps yesterday, but I wasn't going to say anything. You weren't going to say anything? What? You secretly were posting. That is bad. So this is karma. Karma.

- Yeah. - And it's not as bad though because mine, I posted my snaps and I checked all my snaps and I like missed it obviously. She's in the back of the mirror. The mirror is the fault. - Yeah, clearly missed it. - Yeah, and so the snap was up, I'm not even joking. - Yeah, yeah. - Two or three minutes. - Uh-huh. - Minutes? - And I noticed it. - Yeah, me too. - Do you wanna know how many views it had? - Yeah, you get paid off views. I know what you did. - Do you wanna know how many views it had? - I'll get a commission off of that, okay? - Sure do, I'll send you.

Everyone knows I spam my stories, so when people are clicking through my story, you're not looking too deeply. Do you want to know how many views it had after two minutes? How? Seven. In no screenshots. Okay, that's okay. Okay. No screenshots at all. Only seven.

You sent a picture of me making the seven people. I didn't even get to see the photo of me. I deleted it off my Snap completely, though. So what was it? It was just you changing in the background. So she turned straight up and just took a photo of you changing. No. I like, let me show you. It was the blue dress that I was mourning. Oh, you actually have it? No, no, I don't. Not the photo. I deleted it because it was in my Snap memories. And if I kept it in my Snap memories, I 100% would post it again. Oh, whatever you posted it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. That's terrible. But it's, you know, the dark blue dress with the blue dress.

like the bow on it yes yes yeah it was like in the background of that one and like the second i like i mean i was going i literally finished posting snaps and i said i'm gonna click through the sherry hill ones just to make sure just i literally was like so conscious i don't even feel sorry for you guys what if you didn't see it like we went and then the thing is though like when we were in there we were all being so adamant of like okay is everybody out of the way because i need to take a photo in this yeah and yet somehow no not somehow

Kate, there's times I wake up in the morning, I'm taking a shower. Kate comes in trying to film like a get ready with me. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. You get, you get out of here. That's not, you're not filming while I'm naked. Okay. Turns out not a bad rule to have. No, it's not. Highly recommend. You know, I see how this happened now. Cause she's always like, don't worry. They're not going to see you. I'm like, they might.

And they did, twice in one day. I felt so bad, and I was so embarrassed that I didn't pay close enough attention. And I was genuinely like, no one screenshotted it. But she wasn't going to say nothing. I know. I didn't want you to get mad. I was like, she's going to be so mad. Wait, is that Sweetie High or something? No. Sweetie High. Oh, Sweetie High. Yeah, I know. I should have said something. What are those?

That's okay. What are those? They're from TJ Maxx. They're cute. I like the vibe. TJ Maxx. What is this? A moo moo. A what? No, that's a flamingo. That's not a cow, Harper. It's a moo moo. Fitchek. Flamingo with a pineapple on its head. Yeah. Flamingo with a pineapple on its head. She's still learning her animals, guys. What? She's still learning her animals. No, guys. I got a spray tan if y'all were wondering why. Did I already talk about that? Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. Okay.

Go ahead. Do you have any questions for Cash or Maverick's sister? Oh, yes. A lot. Are you married? Oh, yes. We covered that. Are you okay with... Can you believe you've never met me? No, I actually cannot. They talk about you all the time. Yeah, really? No. Harper literally asked me when I first saw her today. She was like, how's your life been the last week without me?

I miss Kate so much. Kate cried herself to sleep. I did. I was like, I'm... Wait, did you actually talk about New York if you miss me or not? What? Did you talk in New York if you miss me? Yeah. No, she did. She was like, I miss Harper's... Why is my nudes on the internet?

So when you see a naked picture of me on the internet, just mind your business, please. Oh, that thing's viral on Reddit probably. Oh, God. I almost shed a tear when you sent me the Elmo slide video. I was like, I miss Kate. What? The Elmo slide video. Oh, Kenzie had to be back on Snap. I was like so happy. Yeah. Hey, where is your husband? Oh, he's at home tonight. Oh. He's been working on our house. He didn't want to come. Where do you live?

We live like an hour away. Oh, right. Okay. No, you don't. They live in Georgia. Oh, that's so true. You're right. Are you at... How did you live in Georgia? The dog forgot where they live. They forgot what side of the country they live on. Forgot where I lived. We have a house in Georgia that we live at. See, she's so rich, she got two houses. Dude.

I literally knew you were from Georgia. I literally took all my nudes on the internet. I knew you were from Georgia. Turns out falling on the runway pays a lot. No. Because you look like my friend Laura Mains. Or my friend's mom, Laura Mains. I look like your friend's mother? Oh, Harper, you have to say that. Harper, say that. Oh, no. No, no, no. How old do you think I am? No, I know that you're like 20, right? 20 what? 27. Oh. I'll accept that. I'm 25. 25. Okay, okay, okay.

- I thought she was like Laura Mains, but like a kid version mom. - A kid version? - A kid version. - A kid version now. She's going with the kid version. - Yeah. - We went from someone's mother to a child very quickly. - Like a school version, right? - Like the kid version would be the mother's child, but you didn't say that. - No, but yeah. - Yeah, the child your friends were.

That would literally be the kid. Yeah. Guys, I... But yeah, she lives in Georgia. I do live in Georgia. She forgot that. I live at a house here and that's where my husband is because he had to fix stuff today at our house. Yeah. Well, I found this video today on somehow I...

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Make sure to use our URL so that they know we sent you. Join built.com slash lolpodcast to start earning points with your rent payments today. Let's go. I've confessed. I've confessed of my sins that I had a Samsung. Can y'all believe we're having a live show? Huh? What'd you say? We're having a live show. Remember when I saw that? When this comes out, we probably already had a live show. And we probably have announced...

Yep. What? Can I say it? Oh, okay. Well, maybe. You can't say that. Now they already know. Okay. We might be doing a tour. Maybe. Maybe not. You scared the crap out of me. What? You're like, can we announce it? I'm pregnant. You know they were pregnant? Yeah. I was pregnant.

really freaking me out how would that correlate with the live show speaking i don't know we're doing a live show oh yeah we're also pregnant it's the it's the like curse of being a young married couple yeah everyone assumes you're pregnant hey guys and they'd be like you're pregnant yeah people tell us that a lot i've been like oh my gosh i gotta tell you something and i oh my gosh you're pregnant

No, I just had this really good cheeseburger from lunch. Yeah, exactly. Thanks, though. Wait, Kate, what were you going to tell me before the podcast started? And you're like, I don't want Maverick to scream at me. Oh, we can talk about it in the next episode. Oh. What? She wanted to talk about it so bad. Are we filming two or what? Yeah. Oh. Two. I forgot to clarify something with you, but off episode. What? Oh, yeah. No, we'll do that next episode. Okay.

I found this video. Look at this Harper. Is it of me? No, it's a me and you. Okay. Oh, we were flying. Yeah. Wait, let me guess. It's all drug behind a golf cart. No, no pants down. That was not my next guess. Wait, wait, wait, let's go.

Wait, I have to see this. What is this? That's like the worst I've ever seen Mav. Ugly face. He turned the camera around to himself and goes, whoa. That's what I sent you the other day. But it's so funny because Cash showed it to me this morning and he goes, Mav is just the same. When he went, get you some. He goes, get you some. Cash goes,

You actually specifically called me ugly, which I don't know if you ever apologized for, which is funny. Okay, ugly. No, no, no.

It's Kate, ugly face. It's ruthless, man. It's ruthless. Y'all, I also found some other thing in my Google photos. Check this out. Dude, his Google photos are insane. I always told Kate how much I loved the 4th of July as a kid. It was my favorite holiday because I got to blow things up. Dude, look what I found on my camera roll. It's just a photo shoot. What the heck? Of fireworks? Yeah.

You took a photo shoot? He did a photo shoot with his fireworks. Oh my gosh. You had an obsession with this. I still love fireworks. Bro was like trying to make a calendar. I love nothing more. Nothing more than artillery shells and just blowing those things up. Yeah, us too. I mean, it's pretty fun. So we used to light the big ones that go up in the sky and go bang. The ones that go pew.

Yeah, we used to light them and then toss them at each other and hit them with a tennis racket. Yeah. And if you missed... Yes, we did. Yeah, we did. You didn't know that? No. Is that why every couple of years there'd be a firework that came up on the cardboard and exploded at everybody? Sometimes it's a foul ball. Crystal clear. Well, we tried it with a baseball bat at first, but we missed a lot. And then it would fall on the ground and we'd be like...

So then we moved to a tennis racket. And this year, the last Fourth of July, actually, were you there? No, you weren't. Me and our uncle, Garrett Robinson, I was like, you want to go sit on an artillery shell? And whoever runs away first loses. This sounds like a win-win. How could this go for you? We set an artillery shell on the ground, and he goes, no, we're not allowed to run at all. And I was like, get your son!

That's not even a game. We're just going to go burn ourselves. And I was like, okay, fine. The goal is who gets burned least. And he goes, he's like a 50-year-old man, so he was like,

No, you are going to run away and then I'm going to be stuck here. So I'm going to hug you. Wait, so y'all are just hugging in the fireworks? So we set the artillery shell on the ground and we light it on fire and we just start hugging and we're looking at her like... Oh my gosh. This is the month of February in the firework calendar. Yeah, oh my gosh. It just blows up on us.

And then we also, my, my cousin brought this little cannon and it shoots BBs out the front, like, uh, BBs that go in a BB gun. And you put a firecracker in the back and it shoots BBs out fast. And I was like, okay, try to shoot me with it. So I go out there like 50 yards and I hear it go by my ear. And I was like, okay, that's my, that's enough for me. So on your turn, he goes out there. I loved it. And the,

It's metal. It backfires on me and it shoots me in my leg. Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's like a huge. The cannon exploded too. I was like,

Did you actually get hurt? Oh my gosh. It didn't feel good. And that's like a bruise on me and burned me. Yeah. Wait, Lainey, what was it like to grow up with Cash and Mav? Like, was it hectic? Well, I locked myself in my room a lot. Yeah. Yeah, so we barely saw it, honestly. Yeah, man, I have another one in here that I wish I could find, but I don't know where it was. Is it the one where like- I still remember- But I walk around. I still remember when Lainey hit puberty.

oh yeah yeah i remember that we were over the specific day yeah shut up no i'm serious dog i i didn't change at all you know what day we're talking about too yeah we're sitting there ladies always been a very calm nice person the favorite child of the family yeah yeah yeah and so we're like

you know, she can do no wrong, obviously. She's Lainey. So we're like, okay. Lainey's perfect. Lainey doesn't just do her school on time. Lainey gets ahead on her school. Lainey does college classes at the age of 15. Yeah, Lainey was perfect all the time. So we're like, okay.

Let's whatever. Lainey can go do her thing. We're going to just chill in the living room. Well, we were told to do the dishes while mom and dad were gone. Out of town. I guess. I don't even remember being told. Who knows? Yeah. And so dog comes out of her room barking. Barking at us. She's like, I don't do anything. Actually, no. And then we're like,

No. We just sat there like, no, that's not what she said. She came out of the room. Me and my wife are watching like freaking kicking it. We're watching it, watching Ant Farm or something. She comes out. She looks at us. She goes, she doesn't say anything. She just walks out and says three words. She goes, are you serious? And I'm like, can't read my, can't read my, can't read my Joker face.

It's Jokerface. Jokerface. It's Jokerface. And the parody, which you guys haven't heard, obviously. Shout out Cartman. Wasn't Cartman. Oh, really? Yeah, it was that paint guy on YouTube. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, that was a horrible day. It's the evil movie villain Medley. That was one of the meanest things Lainey ever did to us. What?

I asked Lainey about it too because like obviously I got Cash and Maverick's side of the story way before I got Lainey's. You asked her about this? Yes, because it's so valid. It's so freaking valid. I do it to this day. That sentence made no sense by the way. They...

Like would never cleaned or did anything growing up and mom and dad were like gone for the weekend And I was in charge and I had like cleaned up after them and I was like guys Could you please just do the dishes before mom and dad? I'm sure I did I've said a bunch worse things to me. Well, but they didn't do them. Oh, so she came out Are you serious? Yeah, I didn't slam the door. Mm-hmm. It's not that bad. You know, we did we went what?

what the and went back to Washington yeah I still had to do the dishes that's what's so annoying is like you're so like upset about it and they just don't care I don't know how you live with them like oh I don't you know when I lived in LA they called I think it was Cash and he was like listen

Mom said that if you would let us live with you, she would let us move to LA. I was like, no. Immediately no. Not a chance. She crushed my hopes and dreams. He was also like,

15. I did not know that. Yeah. Wait, what happened? I feel like mom and dad only said that because they knew us. They know. They were like really confident. I don't remember if mom and dad actually said that or if I was trying to make something happen. I feel like that's accurate. Some leverage. Like you said, we can live with it. I mean, I don't know. She's a volunteer. No, that's so hard. Hard pass. I don't know where it is, but I was looking for it. But I have this other video in there and I'm like,

I'm going to go to Norlady. And I was like, Oh, that video makes me feel really bad. Yeah. That makes me look like a terrible. I didn't say that. I didn't say I was going to go to Norlady. I was just filming my video. Cause I finally got my Samsung phone. Cause I got to film something. He's probably like 10. Yeah. So I go to Lainey's room and I'm like,

What are you doing? And I'm like, what do you want? Don't mind me. And he's like standing at the doorway like, I'm not in your room. And she was like, get out of the room. And I point the camera and I'm like, I'm not in your room. And she was like, get out. And I was like, I'm not in. I can't get out. And she's like, what are you doing? I'm like, don't mind me. And she goes behind and she shuts the door in my face. Oh my God. But then. That's right.

he turns around and he goes, oh man. Nobody, like you just hear it in the camera. Oh man. I just wanted some love. The camera just goes like this and I was like, oh man. Yeah, that's how a lady treated us. That is not true. That is like, not the majority. Oh man. What's the worst thing you ever said to your sister? Uh,

I bit her punch. Wait. Cash chased me around the dining room with a baseball bat and Maverick had to stop him. Maverick's like Simon from Chipmunks. Alvin and the Chipmunks? Alvin and the Chipmunks, yeah. Simon? You're Simon. He's Alvin. You're Theodore. Oh, I get to be the cute fat one? You get to be fat? Yeah. You're old and fat. Oh, no.

No. And I can't walk. Theodore's a young kid. This is going to... Guys, you hit 25 and things go downhill really fast. Totally your Theodore bat and pole. Look like a mom and stuff. And then the child version of a mom. But not a 20-year-old. You can't even walk in straight line. He's like, Theodore and my friend's mom combined. Naked photos all over the internet.

That's terrible. Oh, man. Life is really downhill after 25. That's crazy. All right, you got a lot to look forward to after that. Wait, okay, but why did you bite her? Because she's always been a mean girl. No. Yeah. I can...

pretty confidently say, I think you're the mean girl. You were the one that bit her. Okay, well, she was the one who, like... Yeah, wait, whoa. She said, you bit Reese and then you said, she's mean. Y'all don't see her behind closed doors. On the podcast, she's all like...

Hi, guys. Hi, Maverick. She's always like... I don't believe that for a minute. It's like, hi, Cash. Hi, Maverick. She seems like a very responsible young adult. No, she's not really. How old is your sister? She's 17. Yeah. 18, 17. Yeah, 17. She's going to end up being like your legal guardian here in a couple years. Harper, don't worry. I'm there with you. Everybody thought Lainey was an angel. And behind closed doors, she shut them in my faces. That is not true.

Everyone thought you were so cute, and then behind doors, you chased people around tables and baseball bats. Nobody trusted him. Yeah, nobody ever still has trusted me, really. I don't think you were allowed to stay home alone until you were like 17. Yeah, I was kind of old, not going to lie. My mom also had to cut my steak until I was like...

I'm going to say 12. Yeah. Because they wouldn't let me have a knife because I... Go ahead. Yeah. And put butter on your bread. No. Because even butternuts were not allowed. And even wiping his own butt. Yeah. What? She had to do that until he was like, what, like 12? Okay. Listen, no. Toilet paper is a privilege. 12 is crazy. Yeah, what? But I did have to wipe... My mom had to wipe my butt at an abnormal age because...

Well, I don't know why, but... That's what I said. Why would I get my hands dirty, man? Yes.

I don't know how old I was, but I know I was old enough to remember opening the door and being like, Mom, can you come wipe me? And that's too old, man. That's too old. Mom, come and wipe, please. Bring me some steak and some butter. Oh, my God. You guys are one of the craziest. She got my butt. Can you cut me some steak? Give me some butter because I'm not that good at the butter knife. What?

Do you remember when you stopped having your mom wipe? No. There was a time where I was like, it's my time to shine. It's my time to wipe. I feel like I remember the first time. What? Because I have a vivid memory of that, too. You remember the first time you wiped your own butt? What the? You guys are all way too old for this. I remember one time. No, you're just too old to remember. My memory is fading. Sorry, brother.

No, I remember, like, calling my dad one time, and he's on the phone, and he was like, hey, I gotta go, and he, like, hung up. And then I remember thinking, like...

Like having some sort of embarrassment that he had to come do it for me. And that was the end of it. But I was probably still only like three. You were on the phone with him? No, I called him. Three-year-olds don't have phones. No, no, no. I called him from the bathroom and he's on the phone. Oh. And was like, told whoever he was on the phone. What were you asking for? Instructions? How does this work? These days, kids just do a YouTube tutorial. It's a lot easier. Imagine in the moment.

I need to spot some, like, four-year-old hat to wipe your butt. Step one. Take your role. You see her coming from the stall next to you. No. Yeah. No. Are you, okay, at this point, I think we can talk about this because I think it's pretty locked in. So at this point, are you enjoying the game? Great, man.

- Sorry, Maverick had to get bleeped again. Congratulations, Maverick. Maverick and Harper are leading. They're trying to see who's on the schedule, so I just assumed it's locked in. - Maverick and Harper are always competing to see who can get bleeped the most. - I guess that's true. I mean, you can even like, sometimes even after you--

Yeah, they like don't want to know it's like you guys I don't want to leave no you're gonna have it's fine We're done talking about it. I won't leave home. We don't Have you ever broke your collarbone? No snap in half

Really? Okay, that's kind of scary. Should we try Cassius? Yeah. Yo, I don't want to break. My collarbone is like the one bone I want to keep. That thing sounds horrible to break. Lainey, what's like your favorite part of your childhood with your brothers, though? Was there any good part or was it all like traumatic? Let me think. Let me dig really deep. What the? Into the good. Do you guys ever do any sports? We all did taekwondo. Well, he did. Until like...

Maverick and Cash would use said knowledge in fights at home with each other. I broke his arm. I didn't teach you crap. I broke his arm again. Maverick broke like every bone in Cash's body. What? Yeah. He hit him with a motorcycle. He was just a weak little kid, okay? I was four. He was three.

I think you were three. Yeah. I was three or four. Why was he on a motorcycle? I'm riding my motorcycle. That could be asked. I'm like three or four years old. I have training wheels on my motorcycle. This guy rams into me. And we're not talking electric motorcycle. It's a gas powered actual like

I don't know, 75 motorcycle. No, it's like legit. That's crazy. Y'all's parents are crazy. So yeah, Cash got across the dirt bike track. I hit him, ran him over, broke his leg. That's crazy. And I broke your arm. Laney just told me this story. And I broke your arm because I shoved you onto a couch. Laney told me this story.

And then I broke your arm when I kicked it. Yep. Kicked it in half. No, you did not kick. Oh, my gosh. He claims he broke my arm by kicking it at like eight years old. He kicked me. I fell down and slammed it. That's the noise that was made. And slammed it on a thing. He thinks he kicked so hard at eight years old that my arm stands in half. Oh, my goodness. And this guy thinks he actually popped my arm out of socket. I did pop your arm out of socket. Oh, my goodness. I hit it on the ground. And you also had to kick your motorcycle because you got so mad at falling. Do you think you can do that, Matt?

You cannot put a leaf back on a tree. Have you ever heard of a staple gun? Or glue or like anything. Remember when you were like 15 and you kicked your motorcycle? Lainey just told me this story this weekend that I feel like sums up y'all's childhood. Based on every story I've heard, this is like the perfect one. I don't even remember. Little Miss Lainey goes outside with her book. Well, you can stop right there. That's what everyone always thought. Little Miss Lainey, perfect Lainey. Little Lainey sitting outside.

They were breaking each other's bones on dirt bikes while I was enrolled for the summer reading program at the library. So like, that is the difference between our childhoods. That's something you can keep to yourself right now. I wouldn't flex that if I was you. You have to get my library card. It was a competition. Yeah. That's even worse. Who can read the most? She won the competition. I got the prizes, so. What was the prize? Yeah.

I don't remember. Do you remember anything you read? Go ahead and finish the traumatic story. Oh, no. So, like, I'm walking outside, like, with my book. I'm reading on the swing set. Like, I'm vibing, having a chill, peaceful day. All of a sudden, blood-curdling screams from the woods. Yes. Like, I'm convinced someone has died. I don't think so. Yes, yes. And I'm, like, running inside. My heart is racing. I'm like...

They're dying. Something's happening. And so mom and dad like run to the creek to check on these two. I don't remember this. And Cash is throwing bricks at Maverick. Like actual bricks that you build houses with. Am I the drama? What? He's chunking them at Maverick. And Maverick's like hiding behind boulders, like dodging like a freaking obstacle course. Cash is fury. Yeah, you should have stoned me. I read this in the Bible. Come here, man.

And that's when we had a fun family meeting about how if things like this happen, we're all going to get taken away by Child Protective Services. I had two bad talks with my dad about how I'm going to get CPA caught on because I killed my brother with a brick. Oh, CPS? The CPA is the... That's an accountant. Yeah. The accountant!

We're tired of this. We're calling the CPA. Child protective services are going to get, I'm going to get all of us taken away because of my actions. And how I'm going to go to jail. That was a separate talk. Maverick, did you get the jail time?

Never got the jail talk. I never got the jail talk either. I just wasn't, I wasn't dogging on you. No. Here I am, not in jail. Although the other day, I mean, I wasn't like risking jail, but like low key, I was happy. I was with Alex, who's a lot bigger and Cash was even bigger. And I was like, it's a good thing they're with me because low key, we were picking fights at the basketball court. Oh my gosh, math, math, math.

I was looking for a fight. I was not this guy's being mean okay this guy No No, he's being mean to Moses Moses said sit out like a play mic download he had set out like three games Yeah, anyways these kids at the basketball court

You know, you sit out at the basketball court. We play out eight people play at a time, four on four winner stays. So once a team loses, you lost me for four people are supposed to make a team and go on the court. Um, you know, the four people that didn't get a play this one kid, because he has next, he picks up people that already played because just lost because he thinks they're better players than the kids that I've been waiting.

He does this every time. He always picks up people that he thinks that are already playing that are better. Is this recent? They say that no one likes him. Moses? No, no, no. No, the bad kid. Moses was waiting. Moses had been sitting out a while.

And so he should have got to play next. So Moses got mad at the bad kid. No, Moses didn't get mad at all. I got mad for Moses. And Cash didn't do anything? Cash didn't do nothing. Now, Matt was being a little extra. You could be like...

You could walk up to Bad Kid and be like, we've all done it. And be like, hey, that is like, you can't do that. Everybody said that to him. And he's just like, oh, you know, like, I just want, I don't care. Wait, how old is this kid? Like 21, 27. Oh, okay. And said Maverick took this route. Every time. Because we've all told him. And I told him then too. I told him that first. I said, are you serious, bro? Yeah. And every time, so the game goes on, every time Bad Kid like misses a shot, Maverick was like, air ball. He misses it.

I see you took the high road. Yeah. So like, we'll just call him James. So I was like, Oh, a classic James play a miss. Oh my God. That was crazy. And then, I keep in mind, these are, they are not friends.

No. No, no. They do not like each other. And then after that, his team wins. And so it's our team, me, Mav, Alex, and this other kid to play against them. The people he didn't pick. Oh, I was so excited to play against them. It was Maverick and Alex and this other kid that he didn't pick. And then I was up next, too. Now, I should have been blocking this other guy who's a little better than that kid. But Cash goes, hey, you need to block this guy. I go, no, no, no. I want that one. And Maverick, the whole first play, we lost.

We go? Maverick knocks the kid all the way to the ground and makes him face plant. I had to set an example of how this game's gonna go because... Oh, no. And everyone was like, oh.

I should not. Listen, first off, I didn't mean to knock him down. I find that incredibly difficult. First off, it's basketball. Sometimes you get knocked down. Sometimes you get knocked down. I just get punched, man. No, genuinely, genuinely, the only thing that I really see that I did wrong out of the whole thing, if I'm being honest, was when we were walking at the end of the game, I said, good game. Wait, wait, wait, no, pause, pause. Okay.

After it's our turn to come up, they beef the whole time while we're playing. Our team ends up winning against the team that he thought was better. The guy that picks them over the other people. So go. Yeah, so we beat him. So at the end, you know, I'm like, oh.

Guess you chose the wrong teammates, bud. And it's like pitch blackout now because it's like nighttime. So then everybody's going home. So as we're walking to the car, I'm like, hey, good game, everybody. Except you, bro. It calls me out like that. Except you, man.

So then we're walking away and his brother, his brother yells something. He's like, Hey, what? Why are you walking away? And Ernie was like, Oh, now you're walking away or something. And then this part I probably should have said. This is stressing me out. This is I am now stressed out. I was like, yeah, he's probably apologized for this. I was like, I'm walking away and you're balding, bud. He said that? Yes. Not my best moment. He goes, yeah, and you're balding. And the guy responds.

I know. He goes, yeah, I know. Okay. No way. Which one was bowling? The older brother? Yeah. Which he's cool. I didn't have any problem with him. No, he's cool. Yeah, he's cool. And I don't think he was like mad, but he was just probably trying to defend his little brother. Man, bro, you're going to get me kicked out of my whole basketball group that I play with like five times a week because they, everyone's cool except that guy. They, they know I have this podcast. So that's great.

He's going to be like, was this you? Well, I just don't understand. Me and the other players, there was a team that was going undefeated like six rounds. But me and all the other people would pick up the people that were waiting. And then when it was this guy's turn, it was this guy's turn. He didn't do that. And so I was just like, dude, we've been playing like that for, it's just courtesy. Like, come on, bro. This hits a chord with me because I always got picked last. You're the last pick.

Yeah. So I was just like, still to this day, I mean, if you're picking her for any sort of agility, hitting power, walking, maybe pick somebody else. Let's see if she can catch something. No! This is a form of bullying. Oh no. If it's breakable, don't throw it at me. It's a pretzel. Okay. That's a pretzel. Ready? Yeah. I was ready for that. Why are you

Who catches like this? This isn't how you play basketball? It's not going to catch. It's going to fall on her hand. What are the different levels? It's going to be kind of a difficult pitch. You've got to get ready. No, I'm going to be like, whoop. This mic is in my way. Ready? Yeah. That was really fast. That was a fast pretzel. That was a fast pretzel. Don't do this to me. Oh, no. Are you serious? Hey, you're fine. You're fine. They're bullying.

He caught it! Kate saw it while she was seeing- I touched that one. Nope, you can't touch anything. You literally can't touch anything. I thought my demonstration wasn't gonna be this accurate. That one grazed my thumb. But this is pretty crazy. Like, come on. Oh, you got one! Yes! One in! I got one! Throw one to me, throw one to me. She's gonna throw as hard as she can. What the? Oh! I didn't get one here! I wrote "rowers." Yeah, Jackson picked last two. That's weird. Okay, up here.

That's weird. He can't catch it. You throw her. He can't even throw it. I was trying to catch you off guard. Her softball. Do you have one? No. Bro, your wife and soon-to-be wife would crush you guys at baseball. You didn't see what happened? Oh, she got it. It fell on my shirt. Oh, my God.

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Mom, Dad's mine. Harper, do something. Mom, Dad, Tia, we sleep down again. Faster, faster. No! Okay. Harper, are you athletic? Oh, yes. She does cheer. Oh, no. Oh, no, God. Let's do one more test. Lainey, try to catch one. What? Did you get one? I'm going to eat those, man. This isn't even fun because I'm on keto, so I can't even eat those. Oh, don't eat that. Oh, did she? Why did you do that? Are you on keto with Kate?

Just the taste yeah, they're both on keto. I can't believe you wasted all these pretzels. Are you trying to get pregnant too? No we don't waste them we put them back in and we'll eat them later. What the? You missed again. Dang it. Let me put mine on keto too. These are- the salts on these are kinda bingy. What's inside of them? Peanut butter. I'm allergic. No you're not. Okay. Alright what were we talking about? Oh uh, you want a plate? No.

Someone actually literally made a clip of Maverick eating on an episode and said petition for Maverick to stop eating on the podcast because he smacks so bad. I don't like this. Wait, what is it?

Joki? Joki? Oh, hey, we can have this. We can, but that's spicy. Yeah, you can. Oh, here you go. I want pepper. No, I want teriyaki. I want what the cactus has. It has some sugar, but not a lot. That's like the one thing you can eat on keto. It's like beef jerky. I would eat that on keto. Is it spicy? Yeah.

I don't like spicy stuff. This is teriyaki. I like teriyaki. Spicy stuff way too much. I do want to try. It's actually really good. Teriyaki. I haven't had that one. You can tell it's good jerky if it's like the chewy. No, if it's bendy. Right, right. Yeah, it's not really hard. This is some bendy beef jerky. It's really bendy. It's like those bendy pencils. That is very good. Taste test the next one. Not spicy. Let me try peppered.

Do you want to try some of the teriyaki? I'll try teriyaki. I just tried teriyaki. Oh, the peppered one is good because there's like not the sugars in it. Oh, really? Dude, next episode we should see how many bags of beef jerky it takes to stop an arrow. Can I shoot an apple off your head? Nope. Well, we brought a bow. I think he's asked me this every year of his life. We got a bow.

No, we we actually planned this. That's 32 times. I might need you to hold this on your head. He's 32. Right, of course. I might need you to hold this on your head. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Okay, here we go. I'm surprised this is going as well as I planned. I didn't expect her to get this far. Do you also still get PR from Prime? This is crazy. I can't believe she's gonna let you do this. She's...

Do you even remember how to shoot it? No! Okay. Alright, here we go. Hey, you pull that trigger with the thumb and it fires. Okay. Oh my goodness! What are you doing? Why are you still sitting there? This is crazy! Yeah, Bronwyn, you might want to watch out! I'm not moving until I'm done with the jerky. Alright, here we go. What are you doing? No, no, stop! Why? Why? Are you ready, lady? Oh my goodness! Cover your eyes! What the? No!

My goodness! What did you just do? You can't! Oh my goodness! You could've killed her! You actually could've killed her! Why would you allow that? You did not. Why did you let him do that? No, that's not true. What do you mean? Wait, I didn't think it was a real arrow. Me neither. Somebody popped it, like, behind me. You did not shoot me with an arrow. No.

Oh my god. He just shot you with an arrow. No he didn't. Oh my god. This is horrible. Shove it back in the wall. It looked kind of nice. No, don't worry. I didn't give it much power.

I didn't give him much power. I don't know what power is to you. I would have trusted Maverick. You obviously trusted me. You stood there. I don't believe you. Somebody popped the balloon from behind my head, didn't they? Where's the arrow? He shot it. Yes, they did. Yes, that's what happened. That actually terrified me when you pulled it back, bro. You were aiming it at her head. I did see a little bit of fear in Maverick's eyes. Why would you allow that? Do we stop him?

Do I let him kill my sister? That could have been so bad. It could have gone through your skull. No, let me tell you something. As long as it didn't hit your eyeball, we were fine. Yeah, Maverick can't contest. That eyeball is the worst spot to be hidden. I nearly died. Yeah, pop up the clip of Maverick getting hit in the eyeball. That was awesome. But not with an arrow. No, that was a block. You would have...

I told him if it was with that. You didn't see what happened to my eye. I had blood coming down my face. I saw you that night. He shot me in the eye with that water gun. That was an accident. The guy with water. Pathetic, right? I don't think it was an accident. I think you just didn't know it was going to hurt him as badly as it did. Okay, I listened to this new thing that I'm going to say. I would like to formally apologize for shooting that at your head. Because, to be fair, I put it back. Wait, hold on.

I put it back like here. That's all I did. This thing's supposed to go like way back here. Don't fire it from back there. And I put it back just like this. And I was like, there's no way this goes very far at all. Yeah, it's stuck in the wall. Dude, I was terrified. I was like, if he doesn't pull back far enough, it's just going to go right into your head. And if he pulls it back too far and it does hit your head, it's going through your head. So we maybe are about to go on America's Got Talent.

Dude, that's crazy. I'm going to shoot some crazy things off her head. Because she's got trust and does not move. Yeah, Lainey's real stupid. You've been looking for a person like that. He tried that with the last guest. It didn't work. Oh, no. Why did you let that happen? I don't think you did it. Are you serious? Do you see the hole in the wall?

- You wouldn't do that to me, though. - You know, I would think if you would have asked me like five minutes ago, I would never shoot an arrow with a sharp tip at my sister's head. But like, you know, things have changed. - I don't know, I close my eyes. - Harper, you wanna hold the balloon? - I have my eyes closed. - Yeah. - We have another balloon in here. - A liability, that is. - Yo.

I see Cash holds one between his legs and you shoot it. What the? That sounds fair. Now is not a great time to tell you that. I probably haven't shot a bow in like 10 years. Yeah, it should be fine. Here, Lenny, you want to shoot the target? Shoot the target. Oh, God. I feel like if I'm going to do this, everyone should move out of this vicinity. Oh, we're going to move. Yeah, we're moving. We're going to go up the other room. All right. That's my easy.

Maybe, just maybe. This is not gonna go anywhere actually. There's no way she can pull it back. That's the wrong direction. You have it backwards. What the heck was that? What the shigma? Should we make what the shigma shirts? Yeah. It's all it's gotta go. Okay.

- Kate, you might also wanna move. - I trust. - I trust. - I trust. - I need to back up a little bit. Back up a little bit. - Oh, whoa! - Oh no. - Be careful with that. - Here we go. - Watch out guys. - All right, wait, now pause. - I trust you. - Hit, hit the orange dot. - Right there. - It's very simple, right? - Oh no. - Gosh. - Oh no. - You gotta just-- - Lainey, it's gonna hit your leg when you let go. The bottom of it. - Hold up, there you go. - You can't-- - All right, here we go.

You got it. You might stand up. This is so Katniss Everdeen of you. No, it's still on your leg. It can't touch your leg. You don't gotta pull it far back. Yeah, I'm sure. She's so cat. Yeah, same. That was actually what I expected. I'm not gonna lie. You'll get him next time. Kate, I'm really nervous about where you're going. Dude, I'm fine.

The laugh is not real. I'm saying that like you should suck it off my head. Yeah, I think everybody's safe here. As long as you're three feet away. Gosh, how do you pull this thing? All right, you got this. You got this. I'm pretty sure it's okay. Here we go. Yeah, probably at that range. Not much is really happening. No, it's just like not going to happen. I don't think it's like... Does it seriously... Let go, there you go.

let go okay stay there stay there she's tired she's tired she's tired you're gonna use this that's not gonna help her yeah it'll help her all right here we go oh i don't know what this is it's got fire what very gentle it's a it's a hair trigger

I don't like your butt right here. Your butt does things. Cash, get that out of here. Cash, if you're loaded, I swear. Get that out of my face. I swear I'm going to kill you. That's like the teacher butt. I know. Cash, get that out of my face. I'm out. I'm not going to do that. How does he do that? Man's got more arch than like a freaking gate.

- Oh my goodness! - Did you mean to do that? - This should be illegal. - It happened. - You said like pressure and I was like, I touched it. - Wait, let me try that in between your legs. - Oh no, that's okay.

Dad, dad, dad. Dad, dad, dad. Dad shot me with an arrow. My head. She had a balloon on her head and he shot it. Yeah, look. You wouldn't believe it. There's a hole in her wall where the arrow went above what he said. But she risked her life for no reason. And she doesn't even get paid off this. I trusted him enough.

Watch the pretzels on the carpet. Mom's pretzels everywhere. Mom, down. Why don't y'all sit down? Sit down here real quick. Oh, my gosh. We got a balloon. I swear I don't normally look like this. I swear I don't normally look like this. No, that's her everyday fit right now. She just got a spray tan. Did y'all hear? Like $500. I've never seen your ass. That's like $400. Don't you like $150 each? In your life? Her life like $2,000. You see that little hole? That's where the arrow went.

But it was cash I look you would have been okay with it. It was maverick. I'm Scott good. Hey Yeah, well it's the 20s. I got a hole in it. Oh Well, did you like to do something off your head? Yes? Oh? I didn't you wouldn't believe it, but it happened so imagine later

She just stood there, she goes, okay, and just ate her beef jerky. She's had beef jerky in her mouth going, if you give me beef jerky, she doesn't do it in person. This is what happened. She stood right here. I went, jeez, he did that? Oh my gosh. I did not. See, my aim isn't even amazing right now. Wow, it's getting lower. No, we just...

My art! Yeah, I'm sorry. But that's kind of how it went, but I was more accurate the last time. Yeah. Well, that's great. How do you feel if you would have killed your sister on the weekend of your brother's death? We had this conversation! We did! What? What? Because... Really? You're trying to show me you could air it? Yes! There was a

There was a hockey player this week. We talked about this. They got killed, two hockey brothers, and their sister was getting married the next day. I was like, well, if Cash or Lady die Friday, then Maverick can't get married Saturday. What? No way, bro. You can still get married if I die. I already got my marriage license. I have 72 hours. As long as I'm still the best man in the ashes vase, now I'm cool. Okay, that's fine. Can I have the arrow? Yeah. You can't be pointing that at people.

- Yeah, you're a little too confident with that area. - Harper, how are you doing? - Good, how are you? - I'm wonderful. - She's straight out the insane asylum right now. - I wonder what's going on with the outfit. - I think I saw this exact outfit at New York Fashion Week. - Yeah, somebody had escaped.

They were escorted out of the building shortly after. What? It was there. It was there. Nonetheless. Yeah, he was wearing a trash bag outfit. Oh, wow. You remind me of a dude we saw running down the street. He was running down the street, and he was like, hey, you guys got somewhere I can stay? Oh, wow.

And then Cash said, nah, man. And about 30 seconds later, the police come down the street and go, have you seen this man? And it sounds fake, but it's true. No, he said he just escaped the asylum. And I was like, no, I've seen nothing. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode. We'll see you next time.