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And he's really nice. He helped me up and then I didn't want it to seem like he was cheating on me. Anyways. Wait, wait, wait. Why are you saying this on the pod if you don't want your mom to know? Well, she's not going to watch the whole thing. Listen, I've never heard your first kiss story, so I need to hear it. Wait, I've known you 20 years and I've never heard this. I've never...
Okay, wait. This is a thing. We've never heard his first kiss story. What's up, guys? Welcome to our first episode of the LOL podcast. We got Kate, Maverick, and Harper. Let's get into this. What the heck? What was that? Just get onto it.
I'm ready to hear the story. My story? Yeah. All right. Are you guys actually ready? Oh, I'm ready. I've been waiting. I've been waiting all day to hear this story. He's hyping this up. Like he's got his hype up. He said he won't tell us the story till we get on the pod. Yeah. Something happened to me on the way here. And I was like, oh my gosh, this is crazy. This is one of the top moments of my life. And obviously I can't say it.
Until we get into the podcast. So here we are, right? Yep. What do you guys think it is, first of all? I feel like it's so insignificant. I literally, I think it's either probably going to be something that's like not appropriate. It's appropriate. Or...
Okay. Or yeah, like literally an armadillo crossing the road. Yeah, an armadillo crossing the road. Why would... Okay. If it was a chicken crossing the road, I would think that that's crazy. Stop stalling and just tell us. Okay. So I was sitting at a stoplight. I'm actually excited to tell you guys this right now. So I was sitting at a stoplight. Yeah. And I was like, what are we going to talk about on the podcast today? I was like, hmm. I wonder what we can talk about, you know, for our first episode. Hmm.
Oh, Jesus. And I'm sitting there. And this lady drives across the intersection. I'm at the front row, too. I'm the front person at the stop sign. I got front row seats. This lady drives across the intersection on a four-wheeler. And it's not that crazy. I was like, well, that's a pretty Texan thing. I was like, that's kind of crazy. Yeah, we're in Texas. Yeah, that just proves that we're in Texas, right? Then...
Two cops come speeding after her. There was a high-speed chase on a girl on a four-wheeler. And she had this, she had like long green hair. And she was just riding the four-wheeler like this. And these two cops are just behind her. And there's two of them. And the lady's going like 35 miles an hour. And she's just, she's literally doing this. She's trolling the cops.
You guys don't think this is crazy? I think it's so funny that you were stuck. And I took a video because I knew you guys wouldn't believe me. Wait, let's see it. Okay. I'm so excited to see this. I think I took it on Snap. Hold on. Oh my gosh. That's actually funny. Okay, here it is. Here it is. Okay. Obviously, I didn't get the part. What street was this on? I don't know the street it was on. I'm just curious because it was busy. Look at this. Ready? You can't really see it that well. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. And she was not pulling over. And she didn't even look back. She was just...
- She might have been death. - Death, it says death. Death is what happens when you-- - Death? - Death. - Yeah, she might have been death. - D-A-F. - You're still saying it wrong. - How do you spell death? - D-E-A-F. - Death? - E-A-F. - If you can't hear, you would say that person is death. - Nope, not death. - Death? - Death? I don't even know what that, you can't use it like that. - Death? - D-E-A-F. - There's mute and there's deaf and there's blind.
You said it right that time, I think. No, he said death is like no longer here. So how would you say it? Deaf. Deaf-a. Deaf-a? Do you know? Nobody says that person was deaf-a. Do you know the letter F? Do you know the letter F? Yes, I know the letter F. It's D-E-A-F.
D-E-A-F. Deaf. Deaf. Deaf. Yes. Okay. No, not uh. There's no uh at the end. Okay, I'll just say deaf for now on. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's how you say it, so. Yeah. Hey, guys. They make fun of me all the time because they say I pronounce words wrong. And that's... This is true. No. He doesn't pronounce words wrong. He will, like, use the completely wrong word. Not even close. Guys, last October...
or with a group of friends at a lantern festival you know oh my gosh i've never heard the end of this like you know like like entangled when like i see oh yeah yeah that's where we're at right and we we let our lanterns go and there's thousands of lanterns like in the sky and cash like dead serious goes holy crap there's so many lanyards in the sky right now this is weird she's not even telling the story right off the bat we were in the car and leaving the festival
So she... What? You said festival. Festival? See why we laugh at him all the time. Okay, we were in the car leaving the event. Okay? And...
We're driving down the road and I was like, look at all those lanyards in the sky. I didn't say that. I said, I said that. Wow. There were so many more lanyards in the sky than I expected. And everybody was like, lanyards? What are you talking about lanyards? And I was like, the lanyards we just saw in the sky. And everybody was like, what are you talking about? I was like, the lanyards that we lit on fire and we let go literally 15 minutes ago? Apparently they're not called lanyards.
That's just like one of the many things that he's done and there was just a group of people to witness that one So that's how we remember. Well, there was a group of people to witness death and festival but anyways Yeah, that's making me a little mad. That was a good a good festival. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but um I also I also pronounce this one and I still I know I admit that this one's wrong But I still do it because I feel like it should be right and that's just how I grow up but
Pacifically, I will always say that. Like, if I say... Like, are you five, though? No, like, if it's like, hey, yo. How would you use that in a sentence? No, there have been times I've been five. No, no, like...
Okay, how would you use okay? I know it's supposed to be specifically, but how would you use specifically in a sentence the color? I specifically told you okay? I specifically told you but I always say I specifically told you and everyone makes fun of me for it. Sometimes I'll be like in the heat of the moment and he'll be like I specifically told you not to do this. It's like I can't take a guy who says I can make fun of him while I want but me and him both say Brefix. Oh my gosh everyone apparently this is an Oklahoma thing. I don't know.
I don't think so. I think it's just us. Maybe my mom said it, so that's why we say it. Any time we're with people. Your sister said it. She said she used to say it. But then everyone, when she moved to LA, like all her friends like made fun of her for it. So she like bullied herself in saying it. We always say Breck fixed. Breck fixed. And literally I'll be in the middle of a conversation with someone and say it. And they'll just go, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What did she say? I still don't notice that big of a difference. I don't notice a difference. Breck fixed.
Breakfast. It's breakfast. I don't think I'm saying it wrong at all. Yeah. Do you want to get breakfast later? It just sounds silly. It just like, it makes somebody stop and think about what you're saying. Breakfast. Yeah. You say it. That sounded more normal. Breakfast. Maybe I'm focusing on, I don't know the difference, man. Yeah. Anyways. As you can see, we were homeschooled. And you also...
What? Well, this one stopped doing school freshman year. Okay. Harper, can you imagine? You're going to be a freshman this year. Yeah. Can you imagine that you have one year of school left and then you just go out into the real world and you're an adult now? Yeah, honestly, I'd be fine. I'd probably end up homeless, but like, anyways. But yeah, like, that's so weird. What would be your come up if you were homeless? What would you, like, where would you go from there? Me? I probably, I would still,
still do TikToks and I'll be like, y'all, I really need some money right now. I don't know, I would just say that. I would just be like, I need money, give me it right now. I mean,
What type of job would you get? I would just go to TikTok. Yeah, honestly, TikTok's my only, like, reliant now, but, like, I would probably, if a job, I would, like, start, like, singing on the streets, like how those people do. Oh, and you're dancing, too. Yeah, yeah, dancing. Yeah, dancing, like I did at my choir concert. We're not going to talk about that. But,
But, um, yeah. Yeah, guys, she showed us a video before we started the podcast. Yeah. She was at a, she's in choir, and there's like... Can we show that? I don't know if we can show that. Can we show that? Well, is it going to be like... I don't know. All right, well... Let's show it. That camera doesn't see me? Oh, that's my camera. What's up, guys? That's what I was thinking.
Yeah. I don't know if we can show the clip, but pretty much she was in choir, and there's like 50 kids up there. And they're all just standing like this. And that's boring. In case we can't show the clip, you could demonstrate. Well, okay. So, basically... Like, why would you do that in a choir?
So normal. It was supposed to be. Except nobody else danced. But yeah, it was funny because everyone else is just standing there like this. And Harper's going crazy in the front row. And she's like, I will see you. I know. I know.
- I know, like I-- - She was going crazy. - I didn't even care anymore, 'cause it was my last choir concert, so I was like, why not? - Did you guys do something else that happened to me on the way here? - Oh, jeez. - Oh gosh. - I saw Armadillo. - You saw a lady ride on a bull, like, gosh. - I saw one of those planes that weren't moving in the sky. You know when you're driving down the road and the plane's frozen in the sky and it's not moving? - Not really. - No. - You've never seen that? - No! - You've never seen when the plane's just hovering?
No. You saw it with me the other day. It wasn't hovering up. You convinced yourself it was. We all three looked at it and we were all like, how is that plane? I just didn't comment because I thought y'all were being stupid. Anyways, that's my theory. I've never believed in planes and they've always bullied me for it. He's convinced he just goes inside. It's like a time machine. I agree. I'm not going to lie. Well, listen, planes is a stretch. Oh, geez. But like, I am big on stuff like this.
Helen freaking Keller? Oh my gosh. Listen, y'all. I went into a downward spiral my sophomore year of high school. And I was like, there's no way this woman. That was a real thing. This is actually true. When we started dating, three years after I found her notes on her app, on her notes app, and it was Helen Keller. And she had...
Like 20 paragraphs on why Helen Keller did not exist. Say paragraphs again. Paragraphs. Okay. Listen, listen. I have to tell y'all why. Wait, did I say that wrong? The first time you did. The second time was better. Helen Keller, supposedly this 100% blind and 100% deaf woman,
You know, she supposedly flew a plane. Yeah, I heard that. That even goes more towards that the planes are fake. Right? No, listen, listen. Helen Keller was literally, I genuinely believe that she was meant to be some like inspirational story to prove to like kids in school that they can do whatever they put their mind to. But I am convinced that she was not 100% blind and 100% deaf.
There's no way. Not her whole life at least. Yeah, not her whole life. She got sick when she was like two. Yeah, I'm hopping on board with that. No. I'll add that to my list of things. I have four things that I believe that are fake. Plains, plants, babies, and the moon landing. We were all babies. No, those are my four things. Plains, obviously, that one's self-explanatory.
You just don't believe that you used to be like 10 pounds? You talking about babies? Yeah. No, I don't understand how babies are born. Okay, well, no. This is what happens when you graduate high school at like 14. Yeah, I did drop out in the eighth grade. But anyways, no, I understand obviously how babies are made, okay? But I can't... Yeah, are you sure about that? I'm just so confused with this kid. No, but listen, I cannot comprehend...
how they are made in nine months. And then they... Does that not blow anyone else's mind? No, it's amazing. Okay, so there's the planes, the babies, and the third one is plants. I don't get plants. And trees. Have you ever seen... And nature. You've seen our garden? That's exactly my theory. I looked at our garden and she was trying to plant a flower. Looked out like, I swear, 24 hours later, there was a full-grown flower in the yard. I'm a good gardener. What can I say? But when I look at the flower, I never see it grow. Oh my gosh. Yeah, true.
Don't validate him. I understand what he says, though. See? But, like, also the same thing is, like, duck egg. Like, I have a duck egg right now. I found it on the road. Why do you have a duck egg? I don't really know. But, like, I, like, found it. You found a duck egg? Yeah, I found a duck egg. And I was like, oh, my gosh, I want to hatch it. And I'm still hatching it right now.
And I don't have an incubator. Where are you keeping this duck egg? Where is this duck egg now? I don't have an incubator, obviously, because I'm not about to pay $100, $200 for a stupid incubator. So where's the duck egg? When did you find the egg, Harper?
Like seven days ago? Okay. Six days? I don't know. Is this real? Is this real? Oh my gosh. So basically, I put it in a shoe box, but, but, but with a heating pad. So I flip it every seven hours after I get home from school. I mean, it's like really like a good idea, right?
- Where did you get this? Like, did you come up with this yourself? - Yeah. I mean, I pretty much did. And I looked up on YouTube and TikTok, like, how to incubate an egg without an incubator, blah, blah, blah. So I got the heating pad, got the box, and then now I'm flipping it over. And I, a few nights ago,
I, um, so, uh, okay. So a few nights ago I was, um, like, you know, it was really dark and all my lights were off. Oh no. And I, I was like, I was like, it was like,
like 1 a.m. in the morning and because I was like so stressed out because I needed to get to bed because I had an exam the next morning and then I stepped on the duck egg and there was yolk everywhere. Oh no. Yeah. No. But wait, wait, wait. I stole one more duck egg so it's, yeah. But did you get two duck eggs? But I mean, I had two because I like found both of them in the same area and the mom duck was like, ah. And I was like, what? Wait, so you stole the duck eggs? Maybe. No. No.
a $60 duck egg from Walmart. I'm not about to do that. So, I mean, I stole it from the mom. You know you can go to like Tractor Supply Co. and buy like literally like baby chickens for like $2? For like $2 a piece. Oh, chickens? I thought you meant ducks. No, you can get ducks too. They have ducks there. Actually? Yeah. Well, I don't want that duck. I want a... Like one that you like grew and had. Yeah. Now when she first explained the story, she said found. Now she's saying stole. Well, it's the same thing. Kidnapped. Find a kid
- I just keep those losers weak. - You kidnapped a baby duck and then you killed it. - I mean, okay, well, I'm thinking if this one doesn't hatch, then I'm gonna get another one. - Wait, wait. - Where are you gonna find one? - At my little park. - Stop, do these eggs just spawn in your yard or something? - Yes, no, it's not my yard. On my electric scooter, which I have a story to tell you after that, oh gosh.
I just find them at my park. I scooter over to my park and I find duck eggs and all the ducks get all mad at me. Then I feed them bread so then they're fine. That's when you're in your free time you go fight baby duck mamas for duck eggs? Yeah, sometimes. I mean, I kind of just go. Wait, Harper, your scooter, is it like a moped? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's like an electric scooter. You know how those became like super popular? Wait, do you like sit on it? No.
Oh. Like the birds? Like those scooters? No, not those. But, oh, wait. What? Well, it's like... It's a stand-up electrical? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I was riding down a sidewalk back home. There was two guys from my school behind me, which I didn't know at that point. And they're kind of popular, not really. So it was a little, like...
Make sure that these two guys hear that clip of you saying that they're nice they're nice, but they
One of them is my friend's boyfriend, and he's really nice He helped me up, and then I didn't want it to seem like he was cheating on me anyways Can you please like start from the beginning? Yes, so I was riding down a sidewalk these two kind of popular guys were riding behind me I accidentally went into the grass. I was like singing a song you know having my own little personal time Oh I know you were singing Yeah, I mean I was just like
And then I went into the grass and the sidewalk and the grass are two different levels. And then I was like, oh crap, I'm in the grass. And then I tried to get back on the sidewalk, but my scooter went in the middle of the sidewalk and the grass. So I flew maybe like a mile. Like it was so bad. Like launched. I launched and I fell. I was laying on the ground for like 10 minutes, like trying not to cry because I knew those guys were behind me. I was like...
And my face was all red. I was like looking like I was going to... The not so popular guys, right? Yeah, the not so popular guys. But I was like riding and then I fell on the ground and I was like, oh my gosh, that's so embarrassing. So I was laying on the ground and then the guy was like, hey Harper, you all right? And I was like...
I'm fine. And I was like trying to cry and then he was like, okay, we'll get better. So then he just left. He left me. Wow. And then another guy came. I see why he's not so popular. Yeah. And then another guy. Well, he was like, are you sure you don't need help? But I was like, no, I don't. Not from you. So basically another guy came by and he was like, Harper, are you all right? And I was like,
- Yeah, 'cause I'm more closer with this guy than the other guy 'cause the other guy's a little sus. - So realistically, you're on the side of the road, injured, just waiting for a nice guy. - She's waiting for one of the more popular guys. - She's just waiting for certain guys. - But now I battle- - She's sitting there just bleeding. She's like, "Um, no, you're not very popular." - Did you have in your head the guy you were hoping that would come and help you? - Yeah, but it wasn't the guy. But also at the same time-- - Wait, what are you thinking?
No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, so basically... Whoa, wait, hold on. Let's get off of this. Off that topic, off that topic. What's his name? I'm not saying... Can we give him a fake name? It's a fake name. Harrison. Harrison. Okay. Harper. Pretty close. I think he might find out. But wait, this is my dowel scar.
- Whoa! - That's kind of serious. - I know, and I was like, it's fine, I'm fine. And also right here, yeah, it's pretty bad. - What would you have done if Harrison pulled up right then and there? - I would have punched him, 'cause you know what he did to me. I'm joking. I'm kidding, no, but like-- - Oh my gosh. - I'm coming in, it's in grade. - You wanna change the energy in the room? - No. - I'm sorry. - No, but like, if he came up to me, I would have been like,
And I wouldn't have cried. Isn't it, like, really humbling, though, when, like, something embarrassing like that happens? Yeah. And you just, like, fall? Yeah, it's so bad, bro. And it's so awkward when, like, you start crying in front of someone you don't know. I know, because I didn't know what to do, because I was already, like, I was already, like, like...
The pain has already came in. And I was like, I can't do it. I can't do it. And I just started bawling. And then I was like, you all right, Harper? And I was like... It's like awkward. No, I feel like the same thing happened to me probably like, I don't know, like six months ago. No, wait. No, wait. Stop trying to be like Harper. No, no, no. I wasn't riding an electric scooter. I was talking about crying. Oh. What? When I was... I was like...
I don't even know how this happened. When you were at home... You were about to say how old you were, but you didn't want to. No, no, no. I was going to say like six months ago. Like six months ago, you left and it was just me and Mav at home. And Mav like comes up to me. I don't know. I was pissed off about something. Oh, yeah. This is a freaking weird moment. I haven't heard about this. It was really... It was weird. And we haven't talked about it since then. Because it's weird.
- Don't look at me like that dog. - No, so get this. So we're at dinner with my family. - We just dropped you off. - We just, no, no, no. We were at dinner with my family and you were there and Cash was like, okay, I'm gonna go play basketball. And so he took the car and I went, Maverick was like, okay, I'll just take you home and then I'm gonna go out dancing. And I was like, okay. - This was after the Italian restaurant. - Yeah. And so I was like irritated 'cause Cash went to go play basketball
And I didn't want him to go play basketball, but I knew he wanted to. So I was like, okay. - This was his like fifth night in a row playing. - Yeah, but I knew he really wanted to go play basketball this night. So I was like, okay, it's fine. Then Maverick's in the car on the phone with my brother and my parents making plans to go out with my family to go out to like dancing and stuff. But I wasn't gonna go out dancing without Cash. And then they're all like, all right, we're gonna go dancing. And I was upset 'cause I wanted to go dancing, but like Cash was playing basketball. Anyways, I don't know why, tipped me over the edge.
I like get out of the car and I walk inside and Mav's like, Kate, what's wrong? And I was like, nothing. And then I literally just started like sobbing over nothing. It was like, nothing's wrong. And it's just me and Maverick at home. And he's like, yeah, I freaked him out. And so that's when Maverick called cash and he was like, Hey, I was like, Hey, you should probably come back and deal with this. He was like, yo, you should probably come home. And I was like, why? And he was like, uh,
I don't know. But I feel like you should. And I was like, okay. So then I kept playing basketball. And then Maverick went out dancing and I just cried alone at home. No, no, no, that's not true. I waited for Cash to get back. He did. No, I think I actually didn't play basketball much longer. Well, yeah, because I was like, Mav, you can leave. Like, you don't have to babysit me. And he was like, I can't leave you here crying. And I was like, yes, you can. Yeah, that's kind of sad.
No, it's like girls have different languages. Like, and you might need some advice for this, but like, I don't know. Whoa, Harper. Do not come at me like that. His last three relationships. Okay, let me take advice from, how old are you? 12? No,
- Okay, yeah, let's hear it. - Please continue and give Maverick advice. - Yeah. - Let's hear it. - Okay, so if a girl ever says, "I'm fine," she's not fine. If a girl ever says, "K," just like a normal K, like K, not okay, then that means she's real mad. - Hold on, I need to write this down. - Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now. - Writing this down. - And then, like really, like what else is there? There's a bunch of things, but girls know girls, and guys are just like, "Eh, hey." Like it's really-- - No, that's actually so true. Like this, like,
Nevermind. Well, I just figured out a new thing about girls too. They lie? That's what I just figured out. They say they're fine and they're not fine. Yeah, that's, yeah, for real. Wait, what did you say? If you want to figure out if you're popular or not, just shove her to the ground. See if she wants your help. And if not, you're not popular. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That guy, he had a buzz and I was like, no. He had a buzz. I was like, get out. I'm sorry. Wait, who's the most like, who's like the most popular person at your school?
- I'm trying to think, probably this guy named Hudson. He's like pretty popular, but he's gone down a little. - Okay, let's-- - No, no, no, no. - Hudson, if you see this, I'm so sorry.
He's like really like nice. No, no, no, no. No, he's really nice. Like not his name's. Okay. Yeah. His name is hot. Okay. Whatever. Yeah. We can bleep out the name. Yeah. But yeah, he's really nice and he's super fine. So yeah. Is he super fine? Like on a scale of like one to fine. You're 14. I don't think guys should be fine yet. Wait. Yeah. Hello.
I thought Cash was so fine. I was fine at 14. No. Okay. Looking back, Cash was like string being little noodle. And like literally my biggest flex is I liked him before he started working out. Not before he like had clout or anything. Oh, I did like him before that too. I, yeah. Wasn't it? That's so weird. I liked you while you were like trying to do social media. When he had nothing going for him. Uh,
He was failing high school. No, I was. He was failing high school. He had absolutely nothing going for him. I was at that point where I asked Harper, yo, if you dropped out of high school and you're homeless, what would you do? I did TikTok just like she said. Yeah, honestly. It worked out. He begged for money on the internet. Are you popular at your school? Obviously, right? Harper, you have to be. Don't even lie. No, no, no. That's such an awkward question. No. There's a popular group of girls and then there's my group, but then we all kind of combine. Like it's,
So yeah, you are popular. I was in that group, but then I like left the group and then we're all friends now and they're really nice. So, um, do you think that, okay, but do you think that like TikTok has anything to do with that? Like, do you think that, okay, well not with that group, but like some girls have asked me like, I love you. I remember like blah, blah, blah. But like now they're like, like,
I don't know, like, how to say this without... Because a girl knows who she is. And we got in, like, a fight about it. But, like, I don't know. Yeah, I think, like, some people do use me a little bit. Yeah. But then at the same time, it's, like, I mean, it's kind of, like, I kind of, like, asked for it. Because, like, I was, like, like, once I started making Get Ready With Me's, I was excited. Because I was, like, oh, my gosh, all my old friends will be friends with me. But now I'm, like, well, I mean, like...
That's so weird. I feel like it was the opposite for me, though. Really? Were people, like, not talking to you? No, okay, listen. So, when I started TikTok, I was still in, like, public high school, but it was during COVID. And so, I was, like, making videos and stuff, and I just started dating Cash. And at the time, like, Cash was, like, still, like, popping, you know? Like, not that you're not popping anymore.
Wait, hold on. I just caught on to that. No, no, no. Like, okay, like 2018, 2019 Cash and Maverick, like that was their like, that was when y'all really like hit it hard and like y'all became really known. And you know that. You know that 2018 and 2019 was like y'all's year. 2020 was still pretty big and that's when I started dating you. And so everyone like, like it was just like, oh, the TikTok people knew y'all. So I started dating you. Can we cut this part out?
like this part this person right before you fell off no that's not that's not what i'm saying but what i'm saying is that people knew who you were so i started dating him and i started doing tick tock and i didn't really want to but cash was like listen this is like a part of my life if you want like if we're gonna date like you have to do it i'm gonna be doing the renegade if we're dating yeah so i was like okay i can do it so i started doing tick tock she didn't really like it at first i i honestly i hated it because i was so sorry i remember she was crying she's like
Renegade. You will be better. And I was so upset because I like, I like knew. No, I'm kidding. That didn't happen. Why did you, why did you say that? I was so upset. I was self-conscious of what people at school would think of me. And then I. That's my biggest pet peeve, bro.
- No, and I literally, now I'm looking back at 16 year old Kate and I'm like, you're silly for caring what those people think. And I literally remember girls making TikToks at me, making videos at me, making fun of me. I saw so many people's private stories. Everyone's screenshotted people's private stories and would send it to me 'cause they all had rats in their private stories. And it'd always get back to me.
And like, I just knew that everyone was making fun of me and it just proved my point even more. So I'm very like, I'm not surprised, but it's just like crazy how like it's different that like now people are like, oh my gosh, like Harper, Harper, Harper. But when I started doing it, it was like, oh my gosh, what?
Well, yeah, TikTok wasn't very cool back then. Yeah, I guess that's true. This was three years ago. But the thing is, like, also, some people do, like, secretly make fun of me, but then they also think it's really cool that I have, like, a following. But, like, they secretly, like, talk bad about me and stuff. Yeah. Like, it's, like, makes me feel bad, but, like, I'm still myself at school. Yeah. So, like, I've always been like this. Why are y'all freaking out about this now? Yeah. Have you had your first kiss?
Yes. Oh, I didn't know. I thought she was not going to answer it. Okay, okay. Was it with Harrison? Yeah. Oh, come on. Y'all, don't tell my mom. Don't tell my mom. Your mom just literally stepped out. Wait, Harper, I was actually. Her mom just stepped out. I meant to ask you. I went to ask you before, like, if there was anything that you didn't want. Wait, why are you saying this on the pod if you don't want your mom to know? Well, she's not going to watch the whole thing. Let's hope.
- If your mom sees this, maybe Cash and I just talking about our first kiss experience will make it better. - Her mom's gonna be watching the TikTok and she's gonna be getting close to like halfway in or wherever the thing is and Harper's gonna like pull the wifi around her.
I'm not. Yeah. I know. No, but like, it was awkward. Like, it was like a weird. It was, okay. It was the day before my birthday. I was like, oh, this is perfect. Blah, blah, blah. I remember that day. Oh, we. Whoa. We filmed that day. Yeah. Yeah, I remember.
when my avian initials sweatpants and my red shirt, I was like, yeah, I look so good today, blah, blah, blah. And not actually, but like, I thought that I looked so good. And then I went to lunch or no dinner with my cousins and my sister and me. And then they showed up out of nowhere. I think they were like tracking my location. I was like, oh, what's going on? The guys? Because I remember I turned off my location when I went to your house and I turned it back on. And like Hardy and Harrison. Oh, yeah. And Hosh.
Are we using their real names now? No, no. It's all with an H. Anyways. I think that was their real name. No, no. I don't know.
And then yeah, so after that happened it was kind of awkward and then they went to my birthday party and It was just crazy and then I never talked to me again. Oh my gosh. Wait after you guys Hardy He's awesome. Ian hosh party's cool. I think he's curly hair, right? Yeah, I mean, I don't really know him that much but comes on the seat is
Yeah, he was on the CD with us. Oh. He was the one that's at LA Fitness playing basketball with us. Wait, was it all three of those is who we're talking about? Yeah, I think one of those was the one. Oh, I know exactly who we're talking about. I think I know who Harrison is. Oh, I know exactly who he is. Because I look at Harrison and I'm like, he's definitely popular. The short one. Harrison said it that day. Yeah, I think he did. I think he was like, yeah. Her face. Yes.
- Oh my gosh, wait, Harper, he did tell us. He ratted on y'all so hard. - Was he like, yeah. - He came over, no, literally this is what he did. - No, he was proud of it. - Harper, this is what he did. He was like, yeah, bro, like I kissed Harper. And he like. - Okay.
And then I was like, not that we're making fun of you, it's funny. Is he the one that was freaking out on the seat-oo? Yes. He was the one freaking out. No, he told us and we were like, where was it? And he was like, Ben and Jerry's. Yeah, it was. Your first kiss was at Ben and Jerry's? It was in front of it, not like in it, but like, and then the worker was like, W Riz. What the fuck?
And he also goes for the orange. When you're asking what flavor you got, you're like, let me just show you. I got some strawberry. You want to taste it? I would cry if someone said, what flavor you got? And then that was their response. Oh my, I would, me too. No, but like...
What was I talking about again? The worker said W. Riz. Oh, yeah. The worker said W. Riz. And he also goes to my church. And, like, we're good friends. And him and my sister are, like, talking. Wait, the worker or Harrison? The worker. Oh, okay. But Harrison, on the other hand, he's always fixing off his hair. I'm like, Harrison, you always look so, like, you look good. And he's like, he has his phone. And he's like, no, we don't. And I'm like, what are you doing? Yes. That's what I notice about him, too. 24-7, the kid is like. That's nice.
No, it's not sad because he's actually good-looking. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, he is. Like, that's kind of... He's funny, too. Like, that's like... He's got it all. He's funny, but his friends are funnier. He wasn't the funniest. I remember looking at him, and I was like, hmm, that kid is... For a 14-year-old, he's definitely popular. You can tell he's popular just by the way he looks. But no, every two seconds, that kid is... And I'm like, bro... Yeah. Wait, are we...
Are we allowed to talk about people like this in depth on a podcast? He won't care. He won't care. He'll be proud. He'll be proud when we talk about it. I literally just said he's good looking. Well, no, I know. But is it like weird that we're like, I don't know. No. If anything's weird. So that was your first kiss? Hey, speaking of Riz, Cash?
Or Kate, would you say, would you say, would you say Cash has Riz? Absolutely not. Not anymore. What? Whoa. Okay. Not anymore. I can vibe with that. I used to have Riz. Then I got married. Why would I care about Riz? Well, my follow-up question was going to be, can I see you Riz, Kate? In action? Yeah. You want to see me in action? Cause like, you know, I'm single now and like, I need, I just need an example. Harper was the one giving me the advice, not me. Yeah. Cash, like what would you do if like. Like if Kate was a random girl in the bar.
The bar. We don't go to the bar. Okay, Kate is a random girl at the park. What do you want? Yeah, I'm riding my scooter through the park. Yeah. There's two low-key popular boys behind me, but not really. You see Kate, and you're like, she's just sitting on a park bench reading her book, doing Kate things. What are you doing? I would say, wait, you want me to just go off the wrist of that situation? Yeah, so Kate, pretend you're on the park bench. I'm like reading my book. Cash, you pull up. I'm on my scooter? Yeah. I would say...
I would drive by. I wouldn't say anything. Okay. I would loop back around. And then I wouldn't notice you because I'm still in my book and you have made absolutely no impression. Okay, if you still haven't noticed me, I'll loop back around and then loop back around again just to make sure I think you're actually pretty, right? Get three looks. Whoa. Get three looks, right? He has to check three times to make sure you're pretty. Then I come back the fourth time. I fall on purpose. And I'm like. Oh, my knee. Yeah, I'm whining about my knee, right? And I'm like, look at it. Look at me. I just fell for you.
But then, she offers me help up. And I realize she's not popular. So I say no thanks and I get back up and I go on my way. That's called playing hard to get. No, but I can understand why. I mean, obviously, I don't have Riz anymore. I'm married. But back in the day...
I had a Riz. This one girl? Cash had so much Riz, his friends would get Riz just off of him. Yeah, they were Rizin' off my Riz. Not you. Okay, he's never had a Riz. Whoa, whoa! I have great Riz. Mav, I've seen you in action before. When have you seen me in action? At Texas Roadhouse. What? No, no, no. I give it short. Oh, my gosh. Listen.
We're at Texas Roadhouse. No, let me tell the story. Let me tell the story. Okay, wait. For my story, it's way funnier. Listen, we're at Texas Roadhouse. It's lies. He's like, this waitress is, you know, kind of cute, right? She was very cute. Freshly after a breakup. Freshly, he'd just broken up, and I was like, all right. I see you, Mav. Hit on her, right? Let's get this riz going. And she's like, walks by, and Mav goes...
Excuse me ma'am. No, that is not. And he started talking in that type of voice. And as soon as he did that, I was like, I had to close my eyes. I physically, I physically closed them like this. And I was like, I can't look. That is not true at all. I'll tell you what, what really happened was I kept it short. I'm very short with, with girls. I said, Hey,
I feel like I've seen you before. Where do you go to church? Which was a lie. He'd never seen her before. No, but I wanted to find out if she went to church. So you lied? You lied? No, it's not a lie. About asking if you go to church. No, I didn't. I mean, I guess you could call it a lie. I didn't think of it as a lie. I just wanted to know if she went to church. He lied about church. He's got to figure out if she goes to church before he continues to tell her. By telling a lie. But anyway. And then she said no.
Like, no. No, she shook her head. She's like, no, I've never been to church. I was like, oh, okay. We were like, okay, can we get some more water? I was like, I'm not trying to baptize you. I'm not trying to baptize you. Well. It's like she, bro, I mean, this is really off topic and really random, but I thought I saw a Mormon on the way here, but it was just a Domino's pizza man on a bike. Wow. He's hustling. In a suit? Yeah. Yeah.
No, he was in one of those construction workers' vests. Aw. Nice. I don't know why I thought it was Mormon, but anyways, what were you going to say? No, I was going to ask, well, Mav, did you ever at one point in your life have Riz? Oh, yes. Like, let me hear, like, your first girlfriend. Here, I'll go first. Like, let me tell you a Riz story. Oh, my God. I was single. Oh, my God.
This girl... You're married, dog. Yeah, but... Your wife is right there. Yeah, but she said I don't have Riz anymore. No, you don't. You've been married a year and you've been in a serious relationship for three. I'm agreeing, so let me go back like four years here, all right? I was like 16...
And this girl is confessing her feelings for me. Okay. This isn't Riz. This is just mean. I know what you're going to say. I was like, actually, like, okay, he's just mean. Like, you guys think it's mean? That was very, that was a mean thing to do to the girl. It's funny. Now you're making me not want to tell the story. No, no, no. Go ahead. Go ahead. It happened. Okay. So this girl's texting me and she's like,
Out of nowhere, just confessing her feelings for me. And I was like, what? Like, not like, I like you. Like, I love you. She was like, I can't, I can't like just be friends with you. Like all this stuff. Did not expect this coming. Like, okay, like I kissed her like once. No, I expected it. But, huh? I think, I expected it. I didn't. I barely knew this girl. And-
She's confessing her feelings for me. And my friend Michael is not the best influence, but he had a lot of Riz too. And his Riz, I was getting Riz off his Riz. No, no, no. Michael had no Riz without you.
I mean, we were definitely a duo. Oh my gosh, imagine if Michael heard you. Do you think Michael would agree or do you think Michael would disagree? I think we had rizzed together. Yeah. I think we were like a negative and positive. You guys are like wingmen. Wait, is that right? Negative and positive. You were the right wing, you were the left wing. And together the plane flew. Yeah. We were perfectly rizzed together. And this girl's confessing her feelings for me. And I was like, uh-oh, that's not what we wanted to see today. And he's like, don't worry. Just send eight ball pool.
And I was like, "You think so? You think so?" And he was like, "Yeah." So this girl was confessing her feelings for me in a paragraph on a text message. - Multiple paragraphs. - Multiple paragraphs. And I sent her eight ball pool. - Like no response. - On game messages? - That's all I sent. - Yes, on iMessage games. - Oh my. - That was his response. - And she never played me back. - Imagine if she played you back like today, would you be like, "Hey, I'm so sorry, I'm married now."
Yo, if she ever went back and started playing the game today... Or maybe you should follow up and be like, hey, I noticed you never played me back. Can we get this game going? I've been waiting a while. That would be so funny four years later. And I'm very honest, like, hey, can we play soon? That's so funny.
Dang. Yeah, but that was my Riz story. Now let's hear your Riz story. That's not Riz. I feel like that's pretty Rizzy. I feel like we've known each other for years. Me and you. Listen, I've never heard your first kiss story, so I need to hear it. Wait, I've known you 20 years and I've never heard this. Okay, wait, this is a thing. We've never heard his first kiss story. Tell us your first kiss story. Maybe because he hasn't had one yet. Wait, first of all, it was your... Mav, have you had your first...
She just asked you if you had your first kiss in your 22. 22 in three serious relationships. Yeah, and you've been in, what, seven years of relationships? Yeah, this is like your first year single. All failed, very miserably. Miserably. Wait, was it with your first girlfriend? Don't you lie to me right now. Yes, it was with my first girlfriend. Now explain, because I don't know.
I can't believe I don't know my brother's first kiss story. I can't believe we've never thought to ask. Listen, I got to really think about this. I don't really remember. Yes, you do. Such a fat lie. Everybody remembers their first kiss. I'm trying to think. I remember the only kiss I remember with her is you opened the door to the truck when I was kissing her one time. That was the first kiss? No, that wasn't the first kiss, but that's the first one I remember. I was going to say that was... Let me think.
I know you remember. Stop playing me. I remember my first kiss was my last girlfriend. You're thinking so hard. You were 20 years old. I don't want to hear about your 20-year-old first kiss. I want to hear about your 15-year-old first kiss. I genuinely would have to really meditate on it and try to remember. I remember my first kiss from when I was barely 13. I guess I just blacked out that period of my life. I remember my first kiss, too. Oh, yeah. Y'all want to hear Kate's first kiss? Let me tell you real quick. It's not with Cash. This one's wrong. No, wait. Let me tell my first kiss story.
No, I'll tell you your first kiss story. No, you don't even know my first kiss story. Okay, you can tell the actual kiss, but let me tell them the lead up. So me and Kate are talking. Okay, wait. No. What did I just say? Listen. I'm going to tell the story. Cash and I had known each other for a couple of years and we on and off would like text and FaceTime. Okay? Yeah. And we were like 13, 14. 10, 11, 12. Yeah. We met really young. We're talking. I had a Samsung phone at the time. Exactly. I had a Samsung, so I had to get on house. You still liked him?
I know. I had a Samsung and still was risen. Do you know how much of a turnoff it was to have the house party and not be able to FaceTime? You're lucky house party was trending at the time. Yeah, house party was trending. So we're on house party. And I don't know if you guys have ever been on house party, but it pretty much just puts your FaceTimes on blast. It tells you who people are FaceTiming and everything. Yeah, it's pretty funny. So Kate's like, all right, Cash, I got to go to bed. I'll see you later. Bye-bye.
All of a sudden, she's in another house party with some guy. Don't say names. Okay, I won't say names. We'll call him Nick. We'll call him Nick. And she's in a house party with Nick. And I was like, that's weird. That's suspicious. Because you're supposed to be in bed. And for some reason, I didn't think much about it. But anyways, then...
Did we just stop talking? Is that what happened? No, no, no. What happened? Guys are so different than girls. Oh, I remember what happened. She's in another house party with another guy. Okay. What happened was I had forgotten to lock the room because you can lock the house party groups and you can't see who you're in a house party with. So she was trying to cheat but she was miserable at it. I wasn't cheating. We weren't cheating.
- We weren't even dating. - Yeah, we were like 13. - We were talking. - You were like psychologically cheating. - No, no, no, listen. - Yeah, you knew. - I had just started eighth grade. - If you weren't cheating, then why would you try to lock the party in for good? - Why did you lie? - This happened when I just started eighth grade and I was trying to decide. I was like, okay, I go to school with this guy. I really like him a lot, but I also really, really like Cash, but Cash lives in Oklahoma and I see this kid every day in science class.
I weighed my options and I said, obviously the smarter choice is to go with the guy that lives here. But she didn't tell me her choice. She just kept playing me. Yeah, I kept going back and forth. And the next thing I know...
She is dating this guy, right? I didn't know that. Yeah, and then she kisses him, right? No, listen. No, yeah. No, listen. Can I at least tell my first kiss story? Okay, yeah, go ahead. First kiss story. Picture this. After an eighth grade volleyball game. My mom. After an eighth grade volleyball game.
we're standing outside waiting for our parents to come pick us up. Eighth grade. I feel like that's so young. Yeah. I was like barely 13. I had like just turned 13. And it was like the beginning of eighth grade year. That's crazy. And he like...
Like, we're, like, I see, like, his parents pull up or something, and he, like, kind of, like, side hugs me because, you know, we're in eighth grade. And so side hugs me, and I look at him, and he looks at me, and he goes in for a kiss, and I swerved my head because I was like, no. And then he literally was like, I was about to kiss you. And I was like, not really. Oh. And then I just looked up again, and, like, we went, like,
And that was it. And then I went home and I like, I thought about it. I was like, that was so beyond awkward. And I've never said it out loud. And now I'm saying it out loud and it's bringing back the awkwardness. So that was my first kiss. During that, she was playing me. I was. And then once they broke up, she came running back. I did. Well, no. And like when she was like 14. Wait, no.
Because I was still dating him. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. My first kiss, she was dating him. No, no, no. You were a cheater? I told you she's a cheater. Not your first kiss. Are you kidding me? Listen. Oh, my first hug. His first hug. Wait.
Dude, I can't even remember my first kiss. And you're like, my first hug. No, it was a long hug. Wait, how long do you think this hug was? I mean, four hours. What? It was a four-hour hug. I need y'all to understand. So, Cash's cousin is my best friend. She's been my best friend since I was like six. Slow down. I'm sorry. So, eighth grade.
eighth grade spring break I'm still dating the same guy that I left Cash for I find out Cash is coming into town over spring break and I'm like heck yeah and I'm like shoot I still got a boyfriend but
And I was like, yeah, coming into town. And I actually, I didn't know she had a boyfriend. So that's not me. So then that night I'm laying in bed with my two best friends and we're all about to fall asleep. Cash had come downstairs and was in the bedroom, like talking to us. And he was like sitting on the edge of the bed, not sitting. He was on the ground on the edge of the bed where I was laying and
And we literally were like- The other two girls are asleep. The other two girls were dead asleep. And we start like flirting with each other. Like it was awkward flirting. This is like dead middle of the night. Like literally like 2 a.m. Like the parents are asleep. Nobody knows this is happening. My two best friends are sleeping in the bed next to me. Cash-
just lays over me and we literally just sit like that. - Yeah, I just put my arm over her like this. - And he's on his knees for like four or five hours. - I was on my knees by the bedside 'cause there's three people already on the bed and I'm just on my knees for four hours just hugging her like that. - And I literally in my head, and he knew I had a boyfriend too. - I did and that's why I didn't kiss her 'cause I was like, she has a boyfriend, but also she has a boyfriend, why is she four hour and hugging me right now?
So I was like, I was like hoping you were gonna. It doesn't really sound like a reciprocated hug though. No, I was hugging him. I was loving it. She was hugging him. Like literally, I remember being able to hear our hearts like pounding. I remember that too. It was loud. What is going on? What kind of, y'all have like some euphoric experience hugging each other. This is weird. I literally, it was like, it was like,
It was like the longest. It's like you're one of the Avatar people and you like connected. Yeah. And so I was like really, I remember hoping like that you would kiss me, but I was also like, but I still have a boyfriend. Like that's not right. Yeah, that's the only reason I did it. But then when he got up to leave in the morning because my friend's mom was going to come wake us up because. Poor guy.
Oh, he doesn't. I don't even... He never... I never even told him. Is this Nick's first time hearing about it? Probably. And so then Cash gets up. I think Nick speculated. And he kisses me on the forehead and he walks out. And then the next day I told my two best friends about it. And I was like, yeah. She was like, Cash has so much Riz. Yeah, he did have Riz. I still don't think that's Riz. A four-hour hug is like the opposite of Riz. At 13...
Yeah, 13, that's pretty crazy. In the middle of the night? First of all, someone needed to be guarding. I don't know how that happened. What, the door? Yeah, like somebody needed to be at that door. Yeah, it was at my uncle's house, and he was like, guys upstairs, girls downstairs. And he thought the stairwell just disappeared. He thought it was magic. Like him saying, all right, guys, you stay upstairs. Girls, you stay downstairs. Because it was always like a full house.
Like, it was always like... There was always, like, 20 people there. Yeah, there was always, like, 20 people, like, hanging out. Like, a bunch of guys, a bunch of girls at, like, 13, 14, 15 years old. So... Yeah. And so... But anyways, moral of the story, me and that guy from eighth grade ended up breaking up, like, two or three weeks later. And so then... That's Kate's first kiss. My first kiss, however, was with Kate. And that's about it. So I... My first kiss was with my wife and hers was not with me. So...
Well, I'm sorry. Glad to know that was reciprocated. So have you remembered your first kiss story? No, I've been sitting here trying to think about it this whole time. I genuinely can't. I remember my first date. You were actually messing with me. No, I genuinely don't. Is it that bad? No, maybe. I remember my first date. Okay, is there anything funny on that? Yeah. Anything interesting? Have you been on a date? No. You have never been on a date? What? Have you been asked out on a date, though? Yeah. No. Well,
well her mom's her mom's right there so this is pretty awkward we don't do dates anymore here we just hang out you know like yeah days are definitely out of the house like hey wanna go on a date like uh that's weird so I'm like no yeah but like so you're like no one's ever been like hey like you wanna go out with me or something well like people ask me to hang out oh okay like but like she shouldn't be hanging out with boys alone anyways no she doesn't I'm not I hang out with
friends with them like i choose like three girls and like one guy which seems like weird but like which i would argue i have i mean i don't really i i'll pull up with four girls no is this not true is that not true oh my gosh i mean he will but it's like
It's to go dancing. It's to go dancing. And it's not impressive because this... Yeah. I'll have four or five girls in my car. Not five, but usually like three or four. Yeah. But you said that none of them like you. Well... Okay, Kate. Why you gotta be like that? Yeah. Clearly...
That's not true. I will give him the benefit of the doubt. He swore. He's like, yeah, none of them like me. I'm like, um. I didn't try to make moves on him. I tried no Riz without even attempting Riz. Yeah, and I was like, dude, obviously, at least some of them like you. They're hanging out with you every day. He's like, no, no, like none of them like me for sure. Turns out they all like him and now they all got drama about. That's not true. Now they all got drama about who likes him and who gets him. Some of it's true. Not all of it. It is true.
The girl texted him yesterday with drama. Okay, this is getting way too personal. Yeah. You want to explain? Use a fake name like Harper did. I mean, at this point there. Yeah, there's been drama. I feel like we should wrap this podcast up. I feel like it's about time. What time are we at?
Yeah, we can we can in the podcast here. Matt doesn't want to talk about this. It's time to go, guys. Matt was like, wow. So what happened? Then we flip it on him and he's like, uh, guys, we're out of time. We got to fly. That went by fast. That sure did. Stop. We're getting you next time. Yeah, you realize we're doing another podcast soon. Yeah. So we'll just ask. What was the question?
First kiss and the drama with all the girls. I'll think about the first kiss. I'll genuinely try to thank the drama. I'll probably talk about it with your first girlfriend. Yes. Okay.
Was your second kiss with your second girlfriend? Or did you kiss girls in between? No. I only kissed one girl in between. In between girlfriend number one and girlfriend number two? I never just kissed girls for fun. Yes, you did. Only one, I said. Oh. Oh. Somebody's getting defensive. Yeah, he got defensive. I won, you said. Only one.
Yeah. Are we not wrapping this up? All right, guys. I guess that's the end of the podcast. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace.