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I was going to a cheer competition and it was in Florida, in Orlando, Florida. And I had a big swarm of people and then these paparazzis like showed up and there was like a line around the building to take photos of me. It was crazy. That was like the first time I ever was like, whoa, like I'm kind of famous. Like I didn't know that, but like, you know, and then these people, I don't even know if they were real paparazzis. They followed me up to my room
And then I closed the door on them and then they were knocking on it for like two hours straight. Was it grown adults? Yeah. What kind of psycho? I don't know. I was like, get out. Wait, it was adults? And I was washing my face and I finally opened the door. I was like...
Oh my God. No, you call the cops then. Yeah. You should have called the cops. I called the security. Your parents were with you? Yes? No. You were alone? I was with my friends, Devin and Kinsley and all my cheer friends and stuff. But there was no adults? Oh my gosh. That's bad. That's so weird. Because my mom and her friends were like going to the bar or something. Were these just like random adults with their iPhones or did they have like cameras? Like cameras. Real cameras. Oh my gosh. Like 4K cameras. No, that's like
scary i know they could have forced themselves in there if they wanted to that's actually not okay like security got them so that's good i can't believe they followed you into the hotel yeah yeah yeah normally like paparazzi they stop they stop like at the door wherever you're going they were already in the hotel for some reason like in the line for some reason they knew you were in there i was like get out of here no that's crazy and then i went back downstairs to take photos because i had to leave because like they were like following me around i was like
get away. So we just ran. So do you enjoy when you're in public? Like, did you enjoy that? Like having that many people? No, who enjoys someone outside their hotel? No, no, no. I'm talking about the other fans. With like this swarm of people, that was really fun, but it got super late to a point where like, I like was losing my voice because I was like, ah, yeah, yeah,
Like, can I get a photo? Like, make a TikTok and stuff. I was like, yeah, of course. No, that's like, it takes a long time too, though, whenever they all want to like take a video too. And I did want to hang out with my cheer friends and stuff. But like, I had to, you know, like take photos and I can't be mean and say, no, sorry. Like, but because like, have y'all ever had to say no?
um um very rarely i've ever said like no to a photo if there's there's definitely been times where we were in a rush and we're like don't have time yeah there's definitely been times i like hurried them really fast because like i'm like yeah a photo yeah definitely said no to videos though yeah yeah because sometimes they're like can we film like five tick tocks i'm like oh i don't have time i gotta be somewhere but but no like for the i mean 99.9 percent of the time like i've taken photos but i don't think i've ever been like
no no but there's been times i've wanted to say no i'm like yo i'm like i did not i'm not ready for this no no the only times i've wanted to say no is when like i woke up at a hotel or like something it's like 6 a.m and i walked downstairs and i'm like and they're like yeah we're like trying to get a picture of my graphics at the hotel in my pajamas i'm like barely alive like can we take a picture i'm like
Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. No, I've seen some harsh pictures of myself on the internet. Oh, me too. There's a picture at the Taylor Swift concert because when we were there, there were a lot of girls that were like our age and stuff. And so when we were like in the merch line and stuff, a lot of people knew who we were. So we took a lot of pictures. And there's this one picture this girl like posted on Instagram of us. And it looked like I was meeting her or something.
It was so awkward. I was like, and I was like, I want that. Yeah, I noticed that too. Sometimes I see a fan's photo of me. I'm like, oh, why do I look like that? Yeah, it's like, that is not me. I promise. But other than that, I do like getting noticed. Like, I think it's really cool. Cause like, that's like my dream. Like when I was younger, I was like, oh my gosh, I really, really, really want to get like noticed in public and all that. When you were young, you mean three months ago? No, no, like when I was like,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, you know? And I, I don't know. I, I like literally loved it. And then now I'm like, Oh my gosh, like it's actually happening. It's so weird. But yeah. So I really enjoy it. Yeah. What are you laughing at? It sounds like you just want to be the center of attention. I,
Okay, get out of here. That's what it sounds like. You two are always beefing on the couch. Taking any chance I get at heart. I do not want to be the center of attention. Sometimes on my birthday, I do. But other than that... What about your wedding day? Um...
Yeah. But I'm not going to get married because I can't hold relationships. Oh. Yeah. It makes sense. Yeah, me neither. Yeah, I just want dogs and a house. What? Yeah, I can't hold relationships very well. What? Oh. Hey.
Over here. You actually don't think you'll ever get married or are you joking? I don't think I will. Like, I swear. It's not going too well. Yeah, it's not going too well in the relationship. Are you like having high hopes though for once you get out of, like, now that you're out of middle school, do you have high hopes for like, for high school? For high school, I do, but I'm scared people are going to like use me for clout, you know? Oh, for sure. That's going to happen. That's like,
the one thing. Harper, that's literally like, it's guaranteed. No. Who cares? Who cares though? No. I know. You care when that's all they care about. Yeah. Like it's like, that's not a friend. That's just somebody that like wants to. Yeah. Yeah. But the way I always saw it was like, some people want to be friends with me because of that.
but like I want to be friends with other people because they're interesting too. Yeah. I like being friends with interesting people. I don't want to be friends with people that are like boring. Yeah, that's valid. If somebody's got followers, it's like, oh, that's sick. Like, let me talk to you about it. Like, that's cool. Okay. But there's a difference between somebody that's like, oh, that's cool. Like, let's be friends. And then somebody who like obsesses over the fact that there's a difference between somebody like that or somebody like your camp counselor. Like, yeah, it's like, oh my God, like all they want to do is take pictures and post videos with you. So they can benefit.
from it like being friends with you is like because you have followers i guess isn't bad but i don't even care if they're like want to be friends with me to like try to benefit from it like i don't care yeah i guess it's just when they're annoying if i have fun hanging out with you i have fun hanging out yeah exactly if they like obsessively like take photos of you and stuff like that that's not but it's yeah it's not fun when you're with somebody and all they want to talk about is like that i've had some friends that like that's all they want to do like i'm hanging out with them and i'll like they're like new friends and i've been hanging out with them for like a week or two
And like multiple times I just see them like taking Snapchats and they're just like pointing towards me like hold it there. Oh my god, get away. No. Like in my house I'm just like alright. Exactly. Yeah. I was at like one of my friends or kind of my friend obviously like one of my like clout friends or something. Clout friends? She's my clout chaser friend. No. Oh wait. Wait, she's got
clout no no no she like wants to be from me um so she was like yeah i'm with a famous person right now that's kind of weird and i was like yeah and that wasn't that wasn't even bad like i was like yeah i guess like i'm not even that famous and then she was like she was like what's it called um
She was like, like taking a bunch of photos of me secretly. I was like, girl, what are you doing? And she posted them all on her story. I was like, okay, maybe not. No, but yeah. Have you ever had like been in public and you've seen people that are like videoing you from far away? Oh, yes. That's the most awkward part. No, it's not even awkward. I'm like,
I'm like, 100%. I see you. Like, hello, your flash is on. You forgot to turn your flash on. I've actually had some not forget their flash is on. And they're just sitting there holding the camera from like 30 feet away and their flash is on. And I'm like, bro. I know. Ask for a picture. I'm 100% down to take a picture. Not awkward at all. Yeah, exactly. Let's take a picture. But when I'm like eating my food at a mall food court, I'm just like eating it and the table next to me is like,
The worst is when I'm by myself and I'm in public. A lot of times when I'm by myself in public, it'll be other girls my age and they'll be looking at me. If they're a little bit younger than me, a lot of times they'll follow me. I feel like I'm just being bullied. Me too. I'm pointing and laughing and video you while you're eating. It literally feels like you're just a zoo animal. I literally think I am. If I'm
If I'm like anywhere, like in Target, like for instance yesterday. No, no, no. The Target in our city always gets me. Yesterday I was in Target and this big group of girls were sitting there just looking at me in the Starbucks in our Target. And I was like, and then they were like, they started bringing out their phones and taking a video of me. I was like, okay. And then finally I walked away. So they followed me and then they started laughing and I was like,
No, it's... Were you by yourself? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like I get bullied when I'm by myself. I'm like, girl, come on now. Just take a photo with me. Like, it's not... Yeah, it's not weird when I'm with a friend because I'm just like, just ignore it. Like, it's fine. But when I'm by myself, I'm literally like... Like, hey. We're just being like, laughed at right now. I know, it's just so... Because a lot of times, it's not even like...
I feel like they don't even think like, oh, it's cool that they do social media. I feel like it's like a joke. Like, oh my gosh, there's a TikToker. Exactly. It's like, um, like I bet like all my fans, when they take a photo of me, they're like, no way, she met that weird girl. That's not in the head. That's literally what it is, Matt. I don't think they really pointed at me and be like, it's a TikToker.
I mean, I don't think it's meant to be like mean. I think it is. I think it's a joke because a lot of people see social media like influencers and stuff as a joke. And it's like, I mean, I guess that's how they see it and stuff. But it's like when you're in person and it's like, haha, a TikToker. It's not like we walk up to like... If I saw like Justin Bieber on the street, I wouldn't be like, haha, it's Justin Bieber. I would be like, oh,
But like some people do that. No, but you have to think about it. Like what if we worked a normal job? Like what if we were working at Brittany Melville and people walked in and were like, it's a Brittany Melville worker. Like pretty messed up actually. That'd be pretty, that'd be really messed up. Yeah. Um, I guess it doesn't bother me cause I'm just like,
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, my favorite question. I'm not ashamed. Like I'm, I am. I'm happy. Yeah. No, my favorite questions that fans ask is they're normally my age and they're normally guys. Oh my gosh.
But the first thing they see me, they see me and all they ask is how much money you make. Every single guy. It's just how much money do you make? Isn't that weird? The questions guys ask versus girls. That's the first question every guy asks me. Seriously? Every guy. How much money you make? That's so weird. It is weird. Every girl is like, what's it like being famous? Yeah. What do you say to that? I don't even know if I'm like, I'm like, it's really cool.
What's like the most frequent question you get asked in public? So when somebody comes to take a photo of me, they're kind of like, I notice this every time somebody takes a photo of me. They're shaking. And I'm like, calm down. Like it's okay. I'm like, it's okay. Yeah, when people shake, I'm like, wow. Those don't make me feel awkward at all. I'm like, wow, they actually like me. They like me. I know. It's so weird. The worst. No, I think that's like cute kind of.
I think it's like aww they're shaking for me it's so funny though the funniest thing that shaking in my boots for me
Okay. I don't know what I'm doing. Moving on. The funniest thing though, is whenever they see you in public, if y'all are, if you're like walking opposite directions, like we're about to cross paths, they'll go like, and they'll make it obvious that they know who you are. That's one of my favorite. They forget that you can see. And there's like the second they're out of your vision, they'll start screaming. They'll be like, Oh my God.
I know. And it's like, we can still hear you. We know that that's how I'll be walking towards them and they're walking towards me. And they hold it together. And they just stare. And the second they pass my side, they're like, oh my gosh. Exactly. Do you think I'm deaf? I know. I know. Deaf.
Oh my gosh. Okay. No, they actually like, it's like they forget that we are like normal. Exactly. But one of my favorites one is when they're walking towards me and they haven't recognized me and then they recognize me. I usually, I sometimes look back and they're staring straight at me and I'm like, and then I just walk out of my way feeling really cool. No, no, but like. Do you get noticed every time you go out in public now or like? So what?
when i like go out on my neighborhood no obviously but like in like stores and stuff of course every time every time have you ever have you gone to like a mall on like a saturday yet yes oh my gosh it was crazy like one time i went with some of my friends and my wildlife leader on a saturday no it's i don't want to i bet we get kicked out no it's like if you go to a mall on a saturday um especially with like with how hyped up you are in alberta it's like you can't even get
you can't even shop like you can't you're stopping every like 30 seconds you don't know my favorite questions to that fans ask is they're like can you sing for me i'm like oh no you misunderstood i don't sing oh i can't sing no that's the funniest thing though was the kid at the oh yeah there's this kid at the basketball court i go to i don't know where his parents are he's always there by himself him and his friend they're like five years old i'm not kidding who uh i don't know their names but they're like five years old
And they're always running around by themselves. Yeah. And they notice me and they're like, are you Cash? And I'm like, yeah. And they're like, wow. And then they kind of went off into their thing. And then they came back up later and they said, you're not Cash or Maverick. And I was like, oh, you got me. And they were like, yeah, you're not Cash or Maverick. And I was like, why? And they said, yeah.
You're not singing. I was like, what? Do you just want me to sing 24-7? Did he just walk around singing? Yeah, he was like, you're not singing. And I said, what do you mean? He goes, Space Cowboy, you're not singing it. And I'm like, and he's looking at his dog, and I'm like, uh, you want me to sing it for you? And he's like, yeah. And I was like, Space Cowboy, I look like the force. And then he goes, oh, maybe it is you. I was like, what?
Oh my gosh. Hey, yo, we had this one girl. She was little. How old? She was probably like seven. You're talking about the girl's apartment? Yeah. She was like five or six. And yo, she is literally, we're playing pool. It's like a, what would you call that kind of place? It was like a little clubhouse area. Yeah, it was like the clubhouse. So we're playing pool and there's some music on and this little, our song comes on and we're like, hey yo.
Our song's playing. That's so cool. What? But it was like on the TV too. So our music video is playing too. Yeah, you can see the music video. And we're like, oh, that's kind of cool. It was like their most popular one. Is this a joke? Someone turn it on as a joke or something? And it's only us and this five-year-old and this seven-year-old in there. Yeah. And this five-year-old just dancing around to it. The seven-year-old's like dancing. She's singing the lyrics. She's singing the words. Really? She knows every line.
And all of a sudden. And we're standing right next to her. She has no idea we're there. No idea. But I have my hat on. Yeah. Like this. No idea. No, but it was funny because we had been like talking to her before and stuff. Like we were talking to her. But she did not put the dots together. I was talking to her the entire time, like messing with her because she was like this loud, like five-year-old. Yeah. And then she's looking at the music video. She's singing along with it, blah, blah, blah. And then I was like, hey. And she looks at me and I take my hat off like this. And she goes, what the?
and says the F word. And she was like five years old and I was like, whoa, whoa. And then she said it again and she was like, what the? And I was like, no, stop it. Oh my God. And she was literally fine. She was running around. She screamed. Like she was screaming like, ah! Yeah, she started screaming and she's like, ah! Oh my God, stop it. Stop it.
Oh my gosh. She was so cute. It was awesome. But it's so fun. It's so crazy to like, it's so weird to see that there are actual faces and people behind the numbers online. Like it's like we have like millions of views and followers and likes and stuff. But then like you see it in real life and you're like, wow, they actually exist.
No, it's like, it's like the views. Like you still go to target. Yeah, no, it's like, it's like you go to target and there's actual people there that know who you are. Yeah. I think about that sometimes. I'm like a video gets like 10 million views. I'm like,
You're telling me 10 million people saw that? Yeah. Imagine 10 million people around your house. Oh, gosh. That would be literally a sea of people. That would be crazy. Even just the podcast to get 100,000 views. Imagine 100,000 people listening to us live. No, that's... Dude, the AT&T stadium where Taylor Swift performed, that's only 80,000, I think. Imagine... Only. So imagine the AT&T stadium... Taylor Swift only pulled 80,000.
No, three nights in a row. No, imagine. Three nights in a row. Okay. Okay, Kate. We got it. Listen, imagine we're in the AT&T stadium and we're all just sitting down here talking like this right now. Dude, I'd be like. And 100,000 people listening to us.
Oh, like crazy to think about. I would not be talking like this. We should go live like that. We're just chilling in our living room pretty much right now. We should go live like that on a stage with these chairs exactly set up. We could do a podcast tour. With our setup. No, I would literally, I would be like almost nervous. Like 80,000 people staring at you. I wouldn't be talking. I wouldn't be playing with my Rubik's cube. I wouldn't know what to talk about. I'd be like, there's people just watching us right now. Yeah. I would like, like right now it's so chill. Cause that's like, we're just here by ourselves. Yeah.
I don't know what I would do. I probably would start going psycho. I feel like it would be hard too though with that many people watching you to just speak though because I feel like everything you say there's going to be a reaction. People are going to laugh or gasp or something and it's going to be so loud you won't even be able to think. Harper, do you want to make a song? Yeah, I guess. I want to get you on a song. We talked about that this morning. Actually? I got this one called Two Homies in Cancun. Two Homies in Cancun. She can jump on that.
She didn't go to Cancun, though. We went to Cancun this week, and Mav wrote a song the night before about Cancun. Me and Michael did. We wrote a theme song. Sure. We should play the music video. There's a music video? It'll be edited by this time. Yeah, throw the music video up. It's a Maverick and my brother-in-law. I was the director. Just want to point that out. Yo, that's cool. Wait, wait. We gotta throw the video up. No. Just two homies in Cancun. We don't
At least I'm stuck here with you, with you, with you.
What were you going to say? I was going to say Cash was only the director because he wasn't included in the song because he went to bed too early the night before. Yeah, he was like, I'm not staying up to make a freaking song. We have to get up at 5 a.m. for a flight. I'm not going to stay up until 2 a.m. making a song. Me and Mike were like, we got to run it. We have to have a theme song for the trip. It's midnight and we got to wake up at 5 and I'm in the shower. Matt knocks on my door. He says, you want to make a song with us about going to Cancun?
I thought it was a brilliant idea. I'm like, no, no, I don't. I want to go to bed. Yeah. No, this song. Okay. And I thought that was the end of it. I didn't think they were actually going to make a song, but they did. It was so solid. Low key. Like the song was good. We were singing it all week. Yeah. It's low key a bop, but it's like, uh, we, we wrote like the verses in like 30 seconds. We were just like, this works, throw it on there. And then we just sang the course like once or twice. And we're like, wait, this is kind of a smack. We're in there.
We're in the studio at 2 a.m. like, just two homies in Cancun. We're like dancing, having fun. I thought we were going to sing a song. Oh. You want to sing a song? After this, we can get you on the mic and you can freestyle. No, I cannot do that. Let me hear you freestyle. No, no, no. Yes, you got it, Harper. Like what? What do you mean? Like a rap? Okay, um...
Come on, you got this. Okay, okay. I'm trying to think. Three, two, one. Rap about your friends. All right, three... No, rap about anything. Three, two, one, go. Right now, I'm on the podcast with Cash K, Mav, and Harper. Yeah. I have 22 minutes and 8 seconds on the clock. I...
And it's a whole bop. Feeling like a rap city god. Oh, yeah. Rap city god. Yo, I just made that up. Yeah, that's a good rap. No, I'm pretty sure that was Eminem. Yeah, no. I don't. Okay, you rap.
Please do it. I literally cannot even. Can you go first and I can like bounce off of you? Go first. I'm going to bounce off of you. No, you're not bouncing off of anything. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Up in the podcast room. Yeah. Making a podcast. Wait, wait, wait. No ad libs. No. Okay. Yeah, that helps.
Yeah. I need like a hype man, you know? All right, all right. No clap. Just like, yeah. Ready? Three. Will you be my hype man? I got you. Three, two, one, go. Up in the podcast room. Just two dudes. Let's go, Kate. And me and Harper. Hey. We're really trying to rap right now. Not very good.
but it's going somehow. Oh, really want to go downstairs and get some food because I haven't had anything so busy with the day. So many things to do. I thought you were going to rhyme for once there. That was good. That was pretty good. She didn't rhyme once. She said food and dude. Food and dude. What else? There's the other thing. There's one more thing. I forgot what I said. Yeah,
Yeah, it was okay, I guess. All right, Cash, your turn. No, Matt, you rap. No, no, no, no. No, no, I don't want to rap. You rap. Wait, y'all just made us rap and y'all aren't going to rap now? Yeah, y'all are putting us on the spot. All right, next topic. No. No. We're not going to skip. All right, Matt, if you rap, I'll rap. The thing is, I need a beat to rap. Yeah, I'm not in the pocket. You can have a beat. Okay, I'll... Okay. Okay.
She said boots and cats. I know. She goes, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats. No, Cash, you give me a beat. I can't. I can't beatbox. No, okay, then let Mav give you a beat. All right, ready? Ready? Wait, no, I'm giving you a beat. I'm giving you a beat. Ready? Groovy. All right. Boots and cats and boots and cats.
Can we get a little slower? Just vibe, bro. Just rap. No beats. Oh. You literally just had me in the... I'm rapping on the pod. We about to go off. 22 minutes on the clock. You know we can't stop. Everybody thinking that we gonna show off. Yeah, we keep going. Yeah, we rising to the top. Top of the charts. Yeah, we going too far. Living in the stars. Yeah, my bars are too hard. Yeah, we gonna party. Living up on Mars. Everyone thinking that we living in the stars. But we blasting off like a rocket ship.
Everybody thinking I'm in the pocket with this, but I don't know where I'm going. I'm just a rapper freestyle. Everyone thinking I do this for a while. I just do this for the girls. Yeah, I like to make them smile. I'm not smiling. Anyways. I think she was salty that yours was better. I have a feeling that you made that up last night. Last night? No, Harper, now you're complimenting him. Thanks, Harp. I just made that up.
the fly no no no i mean i never mind give me give me give me some words you want me to rap with it oh i want to do that dibs okay you can go there wait give me i really saw the overinflated five-year-old come out dinosaur dinosaur okay you give me one i'm a gremlin let's do a gremlin these are some interesting words man kate watch
Diamond, Gremlin. Gremlin's a hard word. Diamond, Gremlin, and watch. Watch is easy. Okay. Maybe I shouldn't have volunteered for this. I got it. Joe.
- Joe. - Joe. - Wait, what am I doing? I'm trying to find y'all a rap beat. - Oh yeah, you can pull up a beat, that'd be hard. Pull up any freestyle beat, I'd be able to actually freestyle harder. - Yeah, I'm finding a raw free one. Y'all keep talking. - Yes. - A free one? - Yes, that would actually be so fun. - Should we give him easier words? I feel like you're not that good at rapping.
I feel like that's a good statement. No, we're keeping the words dinosaur, gremlin, and watch after he gets eaten. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, dinosaur, gremlin, watch. You think you got that? I know what I would say for gremlin. I already thought about it. Dinosaur is what I'm tripping about. Dinosaur? Oh, dinosaur is easy too. Dinosaur.
I was in the dinosaur. What rhymes with dinosaur? No, you need sore. Something with sore. You can literally... Name a word that rhymes with dinosaur. Go. Sore. Yes, you looking like a dinosaur. Yes, you got me so bored walking out the door. Yeah, I got like four floors. You're rhyming with dinosaur. Big deal. Yeah. Yeah.
Um, wait, do we have the beat? Yeah, I got one. Let's hear it. Yeah, I'm with the dinosaur. Preferably fast and aggressive type beat. Yeah, that's what this is. What'd he say? He said, yeah, that's what this is. All right, let's hear it. Ooh. Yeah. Oh, this actually could be good. Oh, this could be good. Wait, who's rapping first? I'm gonna go, but first I want to hear the drop and then we'll run it back real quick. You can give me words while I'm freestyling. Okay, okay. All right, let me hear the drop and then I'll do it. Yeah. Yeah.
No, I'm going. I think I'm going to take it away. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Ready? Hey, don't let me down, dog. Oh, wait. Is this it? Yeah, you're in. Oh, okay. Wait, you take this one. I don't like this beat. I don't like this beat. One, two. One, two, three. Five, six. Come on, go. Seven.
Rapping to the beat. Got these girls messing with me. I don't need a fleece. Rapping whole. I don't know, dude. This is too slow. It is slow. Rapping slow is hard. I'm scared of what's going to come out of your mouth. I'm scared of what's going to come out of my mouth
mouth too. Yeah, same. I'm not gonna lie. No, Mav, you can't. I know. Mav says some stuff that's not good sometimes when he raps. I know. I can't help it, guys. And I yell at him every time. I'm like, he's like, okay, you wanna hear my new rap? I'm like, no. One of the bars was so hard. Can I tell it to you, Joe, but you have to bleep it? No, no, no. Say it later. Okay. I wanna hear
No, okay, while Joe finds a beat. Okay, I'm just going to tell Joe. He can bleep it. No, no, no. No, that's not. I said. No, no, no, no. Well, Harper's here too. No, it's okay. No, no, no, don't say it. There's no bad words in it. I've. Yeah. Okay, I can do this one. You think? That's crazy. All right, I got it. I got it. I got it. Ready? All right, restart this one. Why are you laughing at me? I just looked at that dude. That dude? All right. Is this as loud as it goes? What?
Yeah, oh, oh, so far. Yeah, what are these noises? Yeah? I'm not rapping. I'll rap. Give me three words. No, I think you should just go back to the ground once once he finds a fast beat Well, we'll wrap this is one for the meantime. I wanted to bring something up what?
So the other day, guess what? Since Harper loves Mavericks Riz, guess what Mavericks said to a girl? Oh no, what did I say? Oh gosh.
Oh, no. He probably doesn't even know what he said. Wait, was this at the resort? No, no. I know one of my friends called me the Wizard of Oz. No one says that. Yeah, they did. Yeah, they did. And I felt pretty good after that. Okay, listen. Listen. They said it to Kate. Kate was trying to interrupt my Riz. And then they said... He's the Wizard of Oz. No, he said, let him cook. He's the Wizard of Oz. Yeah, he did say it. He go, let him cook. He's the Wizard of Oz. I can't say it. Wizard. Okay, Matt was Snapchatting this girl.
I was? Yes. And don't you interrupt me, Madeline. Madeline's not chatting this girl. Yeah. And she wasn't showing her face. So he says, he- I wasn't- No, I said don't interrupt me. Don't interrupt the dude. He texts back. He's like, I gotta see your face. And he texts back, show me that pretty face. I'm sorry.
That one hurts. And then I got one more. I got one more. And then the girl's taking too long to respond. So he sends a selfie of him smiling. Geez. And he's geezing. He said, yo, did you throw your phone across the ocean? You take so long to respond.
And then she thought that was funny. I do not believe this from how bad this is. Oh, gosh. No, that's bad. No, show me your pretty face. I said, yes, yes. I said, show me your pretty face. But listen, this girl...
I wasn't really interested in her. She was just really pretty. And I wanted to show one of my other friends. And I was like, yeah, sorry, dog. I can't show you a picture of her. She doesn't have Instagram. And she has an Instagram, but it only has a picture of her gerbil on it. Right? Oh, that's a red flag. Oh, huge red flag. Not even a dog is a gerbil.
I know, I know. Not interested in this girl. I just wanted to show him a picture of her because she was really pretty. Because you pulled her, I guess. Maybe it was a terrible process. I think I got her Snapchat. Listen. I was like. If I were single and any man Snapchatted me, show me that pretty face. Immediately blocking. Immediately deleting Snapchat and immediately throwing my phone in the trash. That makes no girl smile. No girl goes, really?
not the only way to read here's the thing here's the thing it wasn't my best move but it was the only move i had because i i went through every we just sat there for like 15 minutes trying to come up with a snapchat to get this girl to send a picture of her face and then she takes forever to respond because she's like what color your eyes are she would have been like green with a picture of the wall why don't you just say hey can you send me a picture of you um i liked your hair and i wanted to show it to my sister-in-law she wants to dye her hair like yours or something
That's just a random thing I said, but you could have came up with something like that. I just can't believe that y'all sat there for 15 minutes and all you could come up with was let me see that pretty face. Show me your pretty face, little girl.
What are you doing if one of your friends texts you? Let me see that pretty face. I would literally, I would show them a face of like a monkey or something. No, like I'm sending like toe pics or something. But the second text. Toe pics. The second text where I said, hey yo, what did I say? I said, you take so long to respond. Did you throw your phone across the ocean or something? That's tacky.
It was tacky, but we had to change up the style because it wasn't working. So I was like, you know what? We'll try to be like... Your selfie got me. The selfie got you? Snapchat selfies are always like...
You also see this man's Tinder profile. Whoa! Oh my God. No, no, no. Cap. No. I'm not on Tinder. Not anymore, but he was. And yo. I was on Tinder like a year and a half ago. Two years ago. I was on it for like two weeks. Maybe a week. Before he found a girlfriend. It was just for fun. I pull up his Tinder.
It's a picture of him leaning against his doorway in his bedroom like this. He's leaning against it like a graduation picture in his room. It was like senior pictures. And he has like this nice shirt on and he's like, what? I was literally wearing a cut off shirt. No. Cap. That was a bad, bad picture. No, it was a good
picture of you. I'll send the picture to Joe. Y'all tell me if you think it's a bad picture. Should we answer the, what's it called? The recommendations? You know what? I'm going to let Harper see my Tinder profile here. Okay, guys, blur it out if I throw up. Please. Oh my gosh. Harper's going to review Maverick's Tinder profile. Also, did you guys see Taylor released an album that is the exact same album she already had? Speak now.
Red. Do we want to talk about that? Yeah. What's up with that? Wait, how does it go? It's like Taylor Swift. Fearless. 1982 or something like that. No, it's speak.
I was like, red. I don't know if she even talked about it. I'm so lost. Y'all look so weird. Nobody should doubt that she released an album that is exactly the same. Listen, you need to know the drama to understand. There's no drama. Listen. You do. She has a song. Team Kanye, let's go. She has a song. And she said, guys, guess what?
I'm going to drop it again. Yeah, and guess what? She's actually making money off of it this time. Yeah, but she made money the first time. Girl's like a multi-millionaire. It's Taylor Swift. No matter what, she could make a song that she just says hi and it's going to do good. Why are you acting like she never made money? This girl's like... No, that's what I'm saying. She's not doing it for money. No, she's doing it because she didn't own the rights to her music. Okay, but why wouldn't you just make a new song? I didn't know that. Because those are her original songs. It's her music. She wants to own the rights to her music. Then she should have bought them. Oh!
I think they were sold under her, though. I don't know if she knew that they were getting sold to the guy they were getting sold to. I don't know. That's crazy. I just feel like that's a pretty dumb thing. No, it was so smart of her. I imagine she would have got the opportunity to buy it. You know how much money she's making off of those albums that she's re-recorded now? She wasn't making as much off of the other ones, though, too. It's because of the heiress tour. I don't even know if she was making money off of those ones after they were sold, but
But her original albums, she is making so much more money now on her re-recorded albums than she did on her original ones. Y'all would say Taylor Swift's like the biggest pop star, right? Taylor Swift is the music industry. Yeah, she is. Prove me wrong. What about Morgan Wallen? I think he's... No, Morgan Wallen is nowhere near...
near Taylor Swift. I hate him. Have you seen a Morgan Wallen ticket price? He's a little baby. It's just like compared to Taylor Swift. It's literally the same as Taylor Swift. He's literally, Taylor Swift is like freaking breaking records right now. Let me ask my question. Do you guys think Taylor Swift as like the biggest pop artist makes more or Patrick Mahone as like the biggest sports star? Oh, Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift for sure. Yeah. You think she makes more money? She did. She signed like a half a million dollar contract. She's making like. Yeah, no, half a million dollars. No, Patrick Mahone signed a half a billion dollar contract. Oh, I thought it was half a million.
I was like, wait. And then he gets incentives too. To make so many touchdowns. I asked her how much she thought the star player, what is it? I thought he was talking to us. I thought you said something. Nope, I did not. I asked Taylor how much she thought Jokovic, I think that's how you pronounce his name. I'm sorry, what? It's the best player on the team that just won the NBA finals. I said, how much do you think he gets paid? She said, ooh, maybe like $2 million.
Yeah, probably. Two million?
Probably? Yeah. But how much do you think he gets paid? Who's Jokovic? Okay, it's just like one of the best basketball players. Basketball players probably like 10 mil? 5 mil? The best ones? Yeah. No, they get like 200 mil as their contract. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. And I was like 200 million, Kate, and she's like, oh wow, that's good. I'm like, you really thought? That's so good for the, I mean, what do you expect me to say to that? Like, wow. Wow, that's crazy. Like, I don't know the man, I'm happy he's making 200 million a
- $10 million a year, good for him, but like I'm not gonna sell my-- - I got my Tinder profile. Yeah, I got it pulled up. - What just happened? - Oh my gosh. It's literally the first photo. - Wait, I wanna see it too. - That's the first photo? - Yeah. - Rosalie. - What? - I can't do it, I can't do it. I just can't look at it. - We gotta throw these up on the screen. Let me see it, let me see it. - There you go.
Oh my gosh, it's worse than I remember. Look, it's not the best, but you gotta remember those are old photos. It's from like almost two years ago. This is worse than I remember. Did you think you looked good? Because you don't. Whoa! Hey! No, bro, it's just, why would you take a picture like this in your house? I don't know, even, I don't even remember taking that picture, dog. Like, at least go outside. I mean, I'll give some credit to you. Here's the next photo. Oh.
Let me see the next one. Next photo. That one? You look like an emo boy because you have one earring in. Let me see, let me see. That's so embarrassing, by the way. Oh. That does look a little emo. I feel like this photo's kind of hard. Like, kind of dumb. Hard watch, that's what it is. Yeah, it's a hard watch. Okay. Okay, that's not that bad. It's not that bad. Wait, did we find the last one? Okay, no, no, no. Wait, let me see the last one.
Oh. Oh, yeah. That was not that bad. It's not that bad. That was not that bad. Oh, we're going to freestyle now. Let's go. He's got a beat now. Let's see. What were my words? Dinosaur, watch, and gremlin. Dinosaur, watch, gremlin. Let's go. Okay, you ready? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm excited for you, dog. Dude. Okay, this is fast and aggressive. Yeah. All right, restart, restart. Ready? All right, here we go. That's crazy. Yeah.
Yeah. We on the pod. Kate talking about Helen Keller on the LOL. You know that we do it better. I got dinosaurs. You know that we got the Riz. Wizard of Oz. Yeah, that is what we doing, man. Hey, here we go. They said wrap the word. Wait, not a word. They said wrap the word with Gremlin. I said, wait, hold up. How can I do that? I can't think that fast. Wait, that didn't wrap. Hold up. Yo, uh.
Man just had a... Oh, wow. Man's mad. Me? Same words? Bro is getting really awkward. Or different words. Yeah. Yeah. It's the chair's fault. Got a new web. Got a new car. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got to do words. Yeah. I'm going to give you words. Ready? You give me words while I'm freestyling. Watch how quick I can do this. Ready? Yeah. Hurry. Wait. Now I missed the drop. Okay. T-Rex...
Here's his words. T-Rex. No, T-Rex is too easy. Light bar. No, give him words that you get me. Dinosaur. Lightsaber. Lightsaber? Yeah. Okay. Speed. What's the one dinosaur at your dractal source? Pterodactyl. Pterodactyl. You got to rhyme with pterodactyl. Okay? Okay. So I have to use... Okay. Pterodactyl. Lightsaber. Lightsaber. Lightsaber.
And Roman Candle. Let me write them down. Pterodactyl, lightsaber, Roman Candle. No, no, not Roman Candle. Roman Candle. I changed my mind again. Lightsaber, pterodactyl, and... Lightsaber, pterodactyl... Hasbulla.
What is that? You don't know who Hasbulla is? No. I'll look him up. He's great. Basketball player? No. I would love to see him play basketball. Everyone stop.
The opposite of a basketball player. Bro, what? I'm so confused. The exact opposite. Okay. I'm actually going to get a cardboard cutout of Hasbulla, and we can see which one's taller. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Okay, whatever. Now, no, no. Oh. Yeah. Oh. There you go. Oh, I hope you fail so hard. Same. Yeah. You got this. Got a new whip. Uh. Got a new chick. Uh. Uh.
Fighting these girls off with a lightsaber. These girls call me up, call me a lifesaver. They loving me every day. They love my crib, got my bills all paid. Flying high like a pterodactyl. Think I'm crazy? Yeah, you think that I'm whack, bro. At the top, I be stacking money. Everyone think I'm good. Yeah, the barrel with the honey, uh. Taking shots like I'm Hasbulla.
Run the game. Yeah, you know that. I know ya. Everyone think I'm running the shots, but I'm calling it up. You know I'm into the pocket. Yo, can I just freestyle and then you give me words? No, yeah. The word thing's hard. You guys give me like four syllable words. Pterodactyl. Yeah, you guys give me dinosaur. Lightsaber. Gremlin. Gremlin's...
None of yours were four syllables either, sweetheart. Hasbulla. Okay, listen. No, but... Run it back one more time. I'm telling you. This is it. I'm telling you, when the music's quiet, it's super hard. Okay. Because you're trying to stay on beat. Unfortunately, I think we got to be done with the rap part. No, I want one more shot. No. Unfortunately, nobody wants to listen to you. Unfortunately, we're not going to do that. Not today. Somebody had to say it. Yeah.
Yikes. Yeah, the rap was good until the lightsaber. The lightsaber part was the good part. I'm a lifesaver. The dinosaur part. Wait, what was the other word? Hasbulla. Hasbulla didn't rhyme. I mean, he didn't have much to work with there. Hasbulla. And what was the other one? Hasbulla? You can rhyme with Hasbulla. Hasbulla? I'm eating a spoon with my Hasbulla. What? No one hasbulla. It's a person by the way. No, I don't.
Like he really smells. Actually, is there a word that rhymes with Hasbulla? Hasbulla. Have y'all seen the little boy at the trampoline park? Hasbulla, didn't I already tell ya? Like you just rhymed with it. Oh, I have this skincare named Tula. No. Hasbulla. You can say Hasbulla, these other rappers manua.
Manua? Manua is kind of good. Manua is not a word. Manua? Manua is a word. But you just rap it like manua. Yeah, that's how Eminem rhymes everything together. I'm good at the rap guy. You can rhyme it? Rap it? Uh-huh, right? Wait, is it inappropriate? I don't know. I'm just going to not do the cuss word. Okay, so...
Wow.
I'm impressed. How long did that take you? Like two hours. Maybe three. Like did you just get bored one night? Yeah. And I was like, wait, that sounds cool. So I was like, you know. I'm going to learn it. I saw a TikTok and it like, this girl was like doing it. I was like, my gosh. And then I was like, okay. Did you recently learn this or is this something you learned a while ago? I learned a while ago. Like really a while ago. Yo, is there any slang words we don't know? I was wondering about this. Like, you know, like what's it called? Glizly? Glizly?
I barely knew that one. It's like a hot dog, right? Is there any that we wouldn't know but you wouldn't know? There's no way we're at that age. There's no way we're old like that. I'm always like, dude, one day I won't know what the slang words are and the people under me will. Let me think here. Let's try to say one that we don't know.
Because if she has one, I'm going to feel real. I'm going to feel so bad about myself. Mav's definitely not going to know it, though. What? I'm trying to think. Mav's pushing 30. I go out more than you guys, so I would probably know it. You hang out with older people still. Yeah, you have friends like mid-30s. Yeah. Early 30s. Early 30s? I'm trying to think. There might be something we know, too, that Harper doesn't know from our generation. Like what? I think we're the same generation. Y'all didn't first.
Are we the same generation? Gen Z? Oh, we're definitely the same generation, actually. We're the same generation. Do y'all know like... Hezbollah, Scapula. Oh, wow, man. Wow, wow. Okay, Harper, what were you going to say? Like, do y'all know... Tarantula. No, that's crazy for real. Hezbollah and tarantula does not rhyme. Okay, can we move on from Hezbollah? I want to know what Harper was going to say. Sorry, sorry. No, like, it's like...
like that's wild in that's wild oh i say that's no they say wild in wild in yeah that's like normal yeah okay okay she was like y'all ever heard the word wild i know it's wild in yeah he wild and dog like and then no that's crazy for real for real like i say that's crazy keep it on the dl
I mean, I know what DL means. I think we made that up. No, you didn't. Oh, I think that's our generation for sure. We're the same generation. Okay, well, are we? Are we? Oh, oh, oh, oh. I got one, I got one. We're eight years apart. It's like, no, the fingernail diarrhea. Okay, yep. Ain't heard that one. Never heard that one. Are you trolling? Yeah, she's trolling. Oh, okay. Anyways. Okay. Okay.
Do you know like let him cook? That's going to become a thing now. Let him cook, yeah. Let it sizzle. That's going to become a thing now. So I said let him cook. What does that mean? Like let him wait. Like let him come up with something. Let him do his work. I like let it sizzle though. Let it sizzle. Let it sizzle. No, Harper, what did you just say? The fingernail what? Diarrhea. That's literally going to become a thing now because Harper said it. Yo. I can see it like being a TikTok thing because she said it. Come up with a phrase and we'll see if it catches on. Peace out, bro. Shock. Oh, well.
I don't think a lot of people... Peace out, bro-shaka. Peace out, bro-shaka. Peace out, bro-shaka. Peace out, bro-shaka. No, I'm trying to think like... Like sizzle. Let's do sizzle. That's a good one. Oh, okay. Sizzle's definitely already a thing. That's already a thing. Yeah, so... Yeah, it is. I mean, if we... Let it sizzle? I don't think that's a thing. Okay, guys. I'm making this up. My whole thing. So if this goes viral, thanks to me. Okay, let's see here. Like...
I think it should be sizzle. No. Anybody else got a better one? The controller got tangled up, though.
nope okay maybe we should come up with a word um Matt you this is like your thing think of one it's my thing yeah this is a maverick thing to come up with a word yeah you do come up with words at random points he just says something we're like what did you just say and he's like that's in though y'all y'all didn't know that yeah cause I hang out with people I know things alright come up with a word come up with a word um not come up with a word just like a phrase just a phrase easy phrase that's so twisted
Okay, I think it's already a one. Let's see. That's so twisted. That's just like a sentence. That's like people have been saying that since like the 1800s. Now that's twisted. That's kind of hard actually. Walk it up? Walk it up? I think that's already... I don't know. Walk it up? Sprint it up. Walk it up. What does sprint it up mean? I like walk it up. What is walk it up supposed to mean? How would I use walk it up? I'd be like... Let's say you're going to bowl.
And like, no, it's like, walk it up. No, walk it up. We'll be like, easy dog. Like, this is your chance. Like, don't mess it up. You mean like, like you're playing basketball and you're like, I'm playing apex with cash in the guys one shot. And I'm like, Hey, don't get crazy. Just walk it up.
Walk it up. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Say like you're tied in a basketball game. Yeah. And you got the ball. It's like, hey, walk it up. Like chill. Yeah. We don't even need to run the clock out. Calm down. You don't need to run it up. Just walk it up. So pretty much like stay calm. Everything's okay. Walk it up, dog. Yeah. Walk it up is definitely a solid one. But Harper, you got it. You got to say it so people do it. Okay. Everybody, I made this up. Walk it up.
Like just calm down, be chill, hang out, walk it up. Yeah. There we go. Live, laugh, walk it up. I think we're going to go ahead and end this podcast right here. Oh man, it's been a minute. I know. It's been a lot of minutes. Wow. It's been 49 and 12 seconds. That's crazy. To be exact. To be. Yeah, but I don't think it'll be that on the podcast.
How many minutes do you think this podcast is going to be? 35. Are you still going to... 35 to 40. Are you still going to... I'm going to say like 52 because you still got to put the music video in. How is it going to be 52? We're not putting the whole music video in. Yeah, just the chorus. She thought we were putting the whole music video. It's going to be 51, 32. Why are y'all naming more than it's at? Because of the music video. Because of the photos, music video. What do you think it's going to be at?
Like 48, 47? I don't know. No, pick one. If you put your mouth over the whole microphone, just unapple it. Okay, I'm picking 48. The audience will know who's... Stop! Stop! We gotta cut that out! What the heck?
Oh my God. Yo. What? Y'all didn't see that, but we're in the podcast right here. Peace out. We'll see you next time. Whoever has the most viewed video using a clip from this podcast on TikTok or YouTube Shorts, we're going to be personally FaceTiming. Post as many times as you want, but make sure to tag the podcast and use hashtag the LOL podcast in the title slash description. Good luck and we hope you win.