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I would like for all of you actually to tell them your reason because I'm the only one who doesn't want to stop the podcast. But everyone else here wants the podcast to be over. I enjoy it. I just also would like to have kids one day. But what does that have to do with the podcast?
with the pod you were the one who started the entire conversation of quitting the podcast okay no i'm going to la and i'm trying to pursue my singing and so like i just can't really do that right now but the podcast and stuff it's gonna be weird the sensor's gonna collect cobwebs collect dust that's so no it's gonna be turning to a normal upstairs no we can't leave this set because y'all think it's not sad but it is
Alright guys, so I had a question that I started to ask before the podcast but I decided to wait till we started the podcast Brody's been wearing this pants since yesterday. No, these are different pants. Thank you very much. No, they're not Just pulled those out of the dry different yesterday maps that his outfit was inspired by Kim possible Kim possible your outfit for the music video
Was he inspired by a female? Well, no, no, no. By the show. Kim Possible is curvy. The dude wears them on there, too. Matt was trying to be curvy for a second. What's the name? What's his name? Ron Stoppable. Ron Stoppable. Ron Stoppable. That's his name, really? Yeah, Ron. Ron wears the same pants. That's crazy. Also, guys, I don't know if you guys watched one of our last episodes, but the last episode we posted before this. No, no.
Or whatever. I don't know. Whatever episode we're recording on. We decided that we are going to try to get one of our Uber drivers or Postmates drivers, delivery driver, whatever you call it. Or DoorDash drivers. DoorDash driver. We're going to try to get one of our delivery drivers to bring our food and join our podcast. Yes. So my DoorDash driver is about to pull up. So I'm going to go see if Diana will come on the show. Okay. I'll be right back. She's not coming on the show. Diana.
Also, if you guys are wondering... What does Diana look like? Is she, like... He's gonna find out. Do you think I know Diana? Well, there's a profile picture. You look at the profile picture. Hey, if you guys are wondering why this episode is being posted on a Tuesday, right? It'll be posted on Tuesday? I don't know. Yes, it'll be posted on Tuesday. Instead of Wednesday, well...
You will find out later in the episode why this one is posted on Tuesday instead of Wednesday. Surprise. It's a treat. Harper, when you order food, do you use DoorDash? Yeah. Do you? Harper. Oh my God. It's not as weird because you're like young. You could just be like his little sister or something. Say, will you be on my podcast? Say, will you be? Dream guest on my podcast? Diana. Anyways, I use DoorDash.
Do you use Uber Eats? Uber Eats? Cashier's Postmates. I hate all like delivery food things. Yeah. Matt got robbed one time and he holds it against the entire food delivery industry. Not just once. It was many times. They just send you the wrong thing. They don't show up with the food. And if they do show up with the food, it's like never good. It's just like, you pull out your McDonald's fry and you're like, ah, and it just goes, ah.
Well, you realize it's because it kind of sits there for a while. Yeah, they got to drop off at three different houses, pick up the food. That's why you pay three extra dollars to get the immediate service. Yeah, but when everyone pays for that, then it's not immediate, is it? Well,
Well, yeah, because they're only allowed to go from the restaurant to your house. That's not true. I paid for it and that does not happen. My only issue is that, yeah, sometimes I think they do stack up orders low-key. Oh, well, they're not supposed to. They're not supposed to, but I think they will. But my issue is that every time I order Chipotle, they jit me. I'm like, give me double protein.
What the? Never double protein. You want that double protein? I want double protein. I think that's a Chipotle issue, not a DoorDash issue. But when I go in, like when I order it in the store, it's always there. You guys eat double protein and then maybe you can do push-ups too, just like Kate. Yeah. Remember, I went from nothing to this.
You're shaking. You're like twitching. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I've been hitting the gym. I follow this girl on social media. She inspires me. And every day I'm like, oh, I don't want to go to the gym. Cash is like, what would she do? What would she do? Here's the thing. I don't ever. Diana? Ever. No! Come here. We got our delivery driver. Oh no.
Diana does not know what she's walking into here. Oh, yeah. Here we are. Diana, I got a job. I haven't seen you on the blue couch. Are you on the phone with somebody? Yeah. Hola, Seamo Harper. Seamo Harper. That was bad Spanish. Here, here I go. Hey, Michael, can you translate real quick? All right, say it again. This is called the LOL podcast. Wait, what? This is called the LOL podcast?
Michael, speak Spanish. Hello? Yes! Well, thank you. Gracias. Now, ask her, Michael. Michael, ask her kiss, marry, kill between... Ask her kiss, marry, kill between Cash, me, and Alex. Ask her... Ask her to kiss, marry, kill between me, Maverick, and Alex.
Okay, say the three the Harper will point when she when you say it Ask her Michael tell her it's a game I
Wait, did I get killed? The one with the camera? Yeah, what about him? Okay, now what else? Is that kiss?
No, that was to kill the first one. But the second one is to marry. Okay. Oh, so and then Mav is kiss? No, it's to marry. I guess she's marrying Maverick. Thank you. All right, thank you for being on the show. Thank you so much. Thank you. Bye. There goes our mic. We messed it up.
Wow, what a fun lady. I'm glad Diana came to be on our podcast. Dude, what do you mean? She came up here and she was... Alex just shot him. Man, I hardcore assumed when they said Diana, I was thinking like an older lady and I was like, she's going to be so sick of y'all. I was like... Dude, guys, that's crazy. Next time... Alex, how does it feel to be killed by an Uber driver? I mean, that was crazy. Michael said, I'm not asking her that.
Guys, that was crazy. I mean, she was nice. She was super nice. I don't know if Michael got it all right, though. He goes, I think she killed that one. I think she's marrying you. I don't know. I thought you meant Michael, your brother. And I was like, how does he know Spanish? No, yeah. Bilingual. But yeah, what did you get?
You gonna eat that right now? Yeah, Diana brought me Panda Express. Oh, she's this nice lady. Shout out, Diana. Oh, we should have gave her the $100. Oh, I did. That's what I did when I went downstairs. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Okay. Cash, I can't even lie. Their chow mein from Panda Express is so, like... I had to chase her downstairs. I was like, excuse me. Excuse me. But she didn't speak English. She didn't know what I was saying. I was like, excuse me. But I said...
I'm in Spanish right now, so she looks at you like you were crazy. I know like a lot Te amo Harper that means my name is Harper and she said anything she looked at me and she looked at me I don't think I don't think you said you think it's me. Amo isn't it? Oh my me. Amo. Yeah, I said What did you say to her at the front door? My love is Harper
Hola, my love is Harper. That's so bad. But yeah, she looked at me and she looked back and then I went, oh, okay. That's so bad. What did y'all say to her at the front door? Hola. Like, I don't even know. Cash was like,
We have a podcast. I gave her my spill. I was like, we have a podcast, blah, blah, blah. Then she goes, no English. I was like, frick, not again. And then she pulled out her phone. She was on call with a friend. And then she hung up the phone. And then called someone who translated. Yeah, Tiamo means I love. So you said I love Harper. No, it's Miama or Miama. Miama is my love.
I thought Te Amo was my love. Te Amo means I love you or something. Dude, all the bilingual people watching this right now are probably laughing their butts off. I take Spanish in my high school. It means I love you. Okay. I love you, Harper. I love you, Harper. Me Amor. Wait, so what did you tell the lady?
What does Mia Moore mean? She said, I love you, Harper. That's why she was like... She was like, uh... Okay. She's like, my name's not Harper. She's like, no. Tiamo Harper. I was like, Tiamo Harper. Did she know what our... Did you tell her our podcast? Yeah, she screenshotted it. Oh. That's crazy. Wait, so when she came up here, was that the friend she was on FaceTime with downstairs? Yeah. Oh. And she was like... I was like, Tiamo Harper. And she was like...
She was like taken back when she looked in this room. She was like, oh my God. Yeah, she walked up here and she was like, what? That's why with the reaction she had, I was like, oh, did she, like, does her daughter watch or something? I don't know. She was like, no, she just saw the holes and she was like, oh yeah. She was like, is that a secret room? We should have had her go in the secret room. That's sketchy. If I'm a door dash driver, I'm not going to nobody's secret room. It is just danger dinosaur area. Oh,
Don't worry, I don't think she can read English. Guys, I wonder what she's thinking right now. Like, what the heck? Like, I was just on a podcast. I wonder if she's ever heard of Stranger Danger.
Yeah, she walks right in. Well, maybe the person who spoke English and Spanish, maybe they were telling her who we are. Oh. Maybe. Maybe not. I said we have a few million subscribers to this person, and I think she translated it. And then she ran upstairs. She did? No. No, no. She was like, a few million? Ew, you just dropped a carrot. Ew. Sorry, y'all can have that if you want it.
No? Nobody want it? No, I don't want that. Guys, the Stranolio triplets are in town. We should get them on our pod. Stranolio? Stranolio? Stranolio? Matt, what was that question you had? Oh, the question was, how much fall damage can you take? Oh,
Oh, right, right, right. Well, I know a girl who fell from an airplane. Her parachute didn't work. Well, that doesn't count. She still has a functioning parachute, kind of. No. Maybe she's just got more weight on her now. Wait, how much fall damage can you take? Yeah, like a parachute would still be slowing her down. Even if it slowed her down like 60%. Wow. Maybe not enough. Can you land like in trees or water?
No. Fall damage off of the edge of a building onto concrete. I guess so. Oh my gosh. How much fall damage? Even the safety parachute that's supposed to go out. Your first one doesn't work. Didn't work. And so she fell. She hit the ground. She broke all of her ribs. Okay. So are you trying to suggest that you can jump out of a plane and potentially live? Yes. No. She had a parachute giving her drag.
Yeah. Okay. If you guys had to land in a tree or water, which would you want to land on? Tree. No, you got to land in the tree. Why? You have to. Water turns to concrete when you're that high up. It's as hard as concrete. What? If you're ever falling from a plane and you somehow manage to know how to steer yourself. And you can pick the trees or the water. You go for the trees. Wait, actually? Yeah, because the water literally, when you're that high up, it turns to concrete. You know how if you belly flop into water just like from like five feet, it hurts? Yeah. Yeah, but a tree could like, it could slow you down more.
Although, you're not going to have any time to actually think about this, but they say that if you do have time, like if you're swept up in a tornado or something, try to knock yourself out. What? No, you do. Because then your body is limp and whenever you hit the ground, you're not as tense and less bones will break. Okay, can you explain to me? That's why people have... You can try to... I'm not... Can't you just get this off from a tornado? Her feet are coming off the ground. She's like... No, I wouldn't do that.
Yeah, I would hold my breath. It's like how drunk drivers... We're like, Kinsey, it was just wind. She's like... It's like how drunk drivers sometimes won't get very bad injuries because they're so relaxed. Yeah. They won't tense up. That's crazy. Really? You think tensing up does that much? Yeah. It stiffens your body and your inner muscles will be way worse. I just learned like five life lessons. So steer to trees if you fall down. Imagine you're in the air and you start steering towards a tree. Lock yourself out in tornadoes. Yeah.
Dude, that's crazy. Yeah, but then if you lay on a tree, you can just get impaled by a branch. You could. Yeah, you could. I mean, you're not in a very ideal situation. Yeah, I know. I mean, just don't jump out of a plane. But most tree branches aren't just like knives pointing up. Don't you think the tornado would knock you out itself?
I don't know. After watching, what was that movie that came out? Twisters? Twisters, yeah. After watching that, I got kind of nervous about that. Oh, with Glenn Powell? There was a tornado near Livingston probably like two or three years ago, and this lady's dog got swept up in the tornado. Oh, my gosh. And they found it on the other side of the lake. Was he alive? It was alive. Wow. It was the size of honey. Dude.
My hoodie swept up by a tornado. Tornadoes are one of those things that I know they're real and I know they're obviously a thing. I've never been in one though. And they destroy buildings. But I just cannot imagine so much wind that could lift me off the ground. I just don't see that happening. And it just comes out of nowhere. I just don't see my whole body lifting off the ground from wind. Last year, 30 minutes away from us, a tornado took out that entire gas station. I know, but for some reason if I was in that gas station, I just feel like I'm not going to fly away. Did y'all ever
know that went through temple like literally five minutes down the road from my house kids nobody has because no one's from temple but please tell us there are people watching this i can guarantee you from temple okay but anyways i'm sitting in my house all alone me and stella just sitting there powers out i hate the dark and it's pitch black outside i've never seen a tornado from all i can hear is stuff like hitting the side of my house and also i hear the siren for the tornado it's like
5% battery left. I'm like, my last call, I'm going to call Maverick. I'm like, Maverick, hi, bro. And he's like, hi. We all went together? We were dating. When was it? Like, June?
It was basketball They were witnesses in the car you did not make it sound like it was an intense situation It wasn't in yeah Matt told me I was like what's that about he was like she's scared because the powers out I was like No, it was a big deal. I left my house the next day and
after I was advised not to leave my house and I soon realized after getting on the road in my car, I should not be driving around because they were like stop signs completely bent over, like roofs from houses were on the street in my neighborhood. And I was like, oh, got to turn around and go back. That's so scary. Yeah, it was so scary. Dude, yeah, no, I've seen so many stories. You have to hide in the bathtub when that happens. I have, yeah. My mom told me to hide in an interior room and I only had one interior room and it was my laundry room. Oh.
Oh, yeah. You know the tornado's going to find you, right? Well, thank you. If a tornado's coming in our house, I'm laying in your bathtub. No. That's the worst place to go. You're going into the bathtub close to the edge of the house on the second story. If there's a tornado, we're going to go into that small bathroom downstairs. No. You go into the closet downstairs. Under the stairs, yeah. Or, yeah, that bathroom.
Well, usually where I go, well, my mom always wakes me up when there's a tornado warning. Or you can go into our closet. Yeah, so like we go down to the bathroom and stuff when we put helmets on. You know what? That is the opposite of what I do. When I hear there's a tornado, I go outside. Wait, hold up.
We put helmets on and put pillows over our head and put pillows over Estes' head too. Sounds smart. No, you don't. Thank you. Swear. You put helmets on? You put helmets on? Yes, I promise. Did you not know it's better to get knocked out in a tornado? Y'all have not seen how many people do that? Barbara takes her helmet off. She's like, oh, oh, oh. Her mom's like, what are you doing? Put your helmet on. She's just banging her head against her helmet. She's like, fine. Why did my mom make me
No, I would say that's smart. Better yet, she just starts knocking out her mom. It's by the best everybody. And then my dog. Harper's just got a bat to her family. And then my dog. I'm saving you. Harper's like about to jump off her stairs and just fall onto the ground. It's like,
I want to know. She's about to find out how much fall damage I can take. What kind of helmets are these? Biking helmets. Oh, okay. I have a photo, I think. Aerodynamic knife. I actually think I have a photo of us hiding in... Fly faster. I promise you I have a photo of it. Wait, y'all haven't seen how many people put helmets on during tornado watches? Every tornado I've ever had close to my house, I run outside immediately to see what it is. My dad actually was like, get in the car, boys. We're going to go chase it. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm like climbing on the roof trying to check this thing out. That's Oklahoma stuff. That's crazy. I mean, my family definitely watched it. Listen, if you get out close enough, then it's like, oh, frick. But if it's like, you know, 300 yards away, you're fine. I was getting hit by tree branches last night.
Yeah. Dude, no, I'm trying to find it. One time a hail fell on my head. A hail? Just one? Oh, I'm already saving cardboard for when the hail storms hit. To put on our cars. Oh. Because our car took some hail damage last year because of a freaking Jeep.
And if I find you, count your tires days when I'm slashing them. What happened? All three. Can't dig it, Hoad. I got literally, if I were ever going to hit somebody in the face, it would have been this person. All three? I would have slapped. I was literally going to knock their teeth out. You were going to slash all three tires? All three tires. You can't do four or else insurance covers it. You got to slash three. Wait, what? What happened? Yeah.
Yeah, so I'm trying to find the photos, so that's why I'm on my phone. Last year, it was a hail storm. My sister and I were out shopping. Even though mom said, don't be out shopping, I said, mom, it's fine. So we were out shopping, and, like, little chunks of ice start falling, and I was like, oh, shoot, I need to find, like, somewhere to put our car. And so...
I am looking around and all of like the stalls at Sonic are taken and I was trying to find somewhere to like hide and there's a shut down like hospital where the ambulance used to pull up and the awning like no one was under there except for this one guy. So I pull up and I try to get in and this guy's taking a it's not the Jeep yet. This is just a random guy. He's taking a
up the entire thing when you could fit four cars in there, but he parked right in the middle so no one else could pull in. So I'm like trying to pop the curb and get on there and I just can't fit and he's just watching me. And like, I struggled for like two or three minutes. And finally he rolls his eyes. First of all, I got, I got hugged by two people. - Wait, what does hug mean?
He just did wrong. Dirty. They did me so wrong. And so he moves his car. And right when I'm about to pull in, a Jeep literally whips around so quick and takes my spot. And I had been there for like, I was there for a couple minutes trying to get in the spot. And he just took it from me. And it was like some nice 2024 big, ugly, blue Jeep. And your Jeep, just so you know, your Jeep is made to withstand stuff like that, dummy.
you get lots of hail damage this year i hope you can't find protection okay well that's messed up yeah that's just messed up guys i don't she laughs like i don't hope you get hail damage but you're mean and you're selfish and i was there first and i had to hide under a tree and guess what i got hail damage and it's all the jeep's fault you owe me a check if i find insurance did it cover it
No, I tried to get, I tried actually to get it fixed. Here it is. I just wanted to pocket the money from Instagram. Found it. Oh, so you did get a check. Me and my friend Anna. But I want a check from them. Me and my friend Anna were hiding in my mom's. That doesn't look like you guys are going through a tornado. First tornado. No.
hashtag twister we were hiding in my mom's I'll send it to you but we were hiding in my mom's um bathroom and we're all posted up with the helmets on it's so funny but no yeah I specifically remember that day yeah no I remember the cardboard I got from like
There was some employees at a restaurant right next door to me, and I saw them all running out with all these cardboard boxes and throwing it over their cars, and they were protecting it from the hail. I remember the first earthquake I felt. I've never felt a knee there. Oh, my goodness. Me and Catherine felt many. But then we realized it was just our sister walking. Oh, my gosh. It was a close call. Justice for Laney.
Wait, was this in California? No, it was here. Your sister walking. In Oklahoma. And I mean, when that house started shaking the first time, we lived right next to the train. And I was like, oh no, the train derailed. It's coming for our house. Our waters were like... Yeah, the whole house is... And you're like, oh no, oh no. And I didn't really think it could be an earthquake because...
No one hears about earthquakes in Oklahoma or Texas. So I was just like, oh, there's no way. Like, you didn't even think about it. I thought for sure something was coming for the house. That's crazy. Have you seen that one video where that girl's putting on lipsticks or lipstick and she like, there's an earthquake that comes and she's like,
Did you guys see the earthquakes in Japan? No. Oh, my goodness. Did you guys see that? Oh, I got to show you guys some clips right now. How have you not seen that? Like, buildings fell. I'm not, like... I'm not really into that. I mean, like, buildings fell. Like, buildings fell. I mean, I don't know. You know, like, rooftop pools? They were going like this. Oh, I did see that. Oh, that's terrifying. And water was, like, falling off skyscrapers. Yeah, like, look at this. I don't know how I haven't seen that.
These people are just sitting here, laying in the pool on top of the skyscraper. And all of a sudden... Just wait. Wait, is that two boys? No. The water starts moving. Oh. And they're like, oh, uh-oh.
Oh my gosh. Look at that. That is scary. Imagine you just get taken by the water and swept over the edge. Oh my gosh. I would love to be in it though. It's just like absolutely no. Oh my, imagine being on the ground too and all that water just falling off. You're up like, they're up like 300 stories in the air. That's crazy. That's why you don't do skyscrapers. Absolutely not. If the pillow doesn't go over then they wouldn't know. Have you guys ever been up in a building so tall that you felt it swaying? Yes.
Yeah. That's so scary. Or if you like look up at the Statue of Liberty and you like start swaying because it's so big and you like get scared. Have you seen the Statue of Liberty? I have. Wow. I have you. I saw it from like miles away. Did you go to the island? No, I actually saw it from miles away. Look at the water coming off this pool in this one.
off the edge of the building if you were in that pool you're just getting swept over the edge that's terrifying like you know when you're looking at a skyscraper and you look up and it's so big you feel like it's falling on you i could never live like in an apartment of skyscraper i'd feel like it's so scary i feel like i'm gonna fall it's terrifying well there's people that like live in them they'll be like yeah i can feel it swaying what do you move
Find a new one. Like, you don't have to be living there. Like, if your building is so high in the sky that you can feel yourself moving when it's windy, find a new house. Wait, is that actually a thing? Yeah. Because, I mean, they can't, like...
I was in one one time you could feel it like slowly swaying. That's so scary. I did not like that. I don't know why that's like legal. Look at this one. I just saw this one. Look, there's a bridge in between the buildings and it collapsed because they're separating so much. Look how much it's moving. Oh my gosh. You can see how much it's moving. Why would there be a bridge in the middle of two buildings? To connect them. Okay.
That is crazy. No, I feel stupid. Wait, when was the earthquake? Like a week or two ago. I have not seen any of that. I've seen a bunch of...
plane crashes other than that it was really like one of the biggest earthquakes i think like ever that's crazy my tick tock does not feed me that you're not on quake tick tock no not earthquake tick tock crazy quake tick tock yeah no i'm not on that man dude i can't wait on another episode i want to get another door dash driver on here man yeah i like that oh my gosh you know the most embarrassing thing ever so basically um my teacher was calling rules today
And then I was like, here. But I accidentally was like, here. Wait, you guys actually do that? Yes. Yeah. You take roll every day? It's so funny what homeschoolers don't know. I know. They have to take attendance somehow. Because if you're not in class, they mark you absent. Do you do that for every single class? Mm-hmm. And they're like, Harper, I'm here. Some of the teachers wouldn't call your name. They just look around. Look around. Yeah, sometimes you get by. And sometimes you're like, present. Present.
Those are the teachers that are good. The ones that don't actually take a role. Because then later you can argue and you can be like, I was here. I just had my head down. You did not count me. I would like you to take my absence off. No, but there were some teachers that just didn't care enough at all. They were like, I don't care if you're here or not. They were like, I'm going to mark you here for the sake of me not having to go fill out
Yeah, that'd be me as a teacher. Am I everyone see her always the coaches always the history coaches Yeah, wait, what were you gonna say though? You would you didn't finish your story you were doing roll Oh, yeah, they were taking roll and then they're like Harper and I was like here and It was very embarrassing. Oh your boy would laugh. What did everyone laugh? Uh, no, you guys ever feel pressure on like how you're gonna say it like you're gonna say president and
Here? Uh, no. It's always just here. Just here. Who doesn't say anything besides here? I mean, I've never really took a role. Mav is definitely saying present. Present. No. Mav is the type of guy who says, uh, present. No, he's the type of guy who says a different way of saying it every single day of the year. Yeah, he's like, accounting for. Everybody's like, what? Bro, what? Accounting.
or for use that one my absence is not here that'd be so funny you're not the type of guy to say in California why can't I actually see him saying that though I would not say that no I could actually see you being like accounted I can actually and then Cash is like dude what did you just say and you're like why is that weird that's not weird why is that weird you don't want to do the cinema like come on Cash doesn't kind of say something weird he'd be like
Catherine tried to just be funny. I'd say, bum. Yeah, he'd be like, not here. And then they'd mark him absent. Because they do mark you absent. If someone says not here, the teacher's like, all right, and they're not here. What the? Their classmates say they're not there. Dang, I'd be marking classrooms for the whole year. There is always the weird kid that's like, reporting. Here for duty. Yeah. Does anybody in class actually say anything besides here?
I'm trying to think. Sometimes they're like present. Really? Hey, if we were in your school, what group would- Oh, this is such a good question. Yes! Would we hang out with? What did we say the other day?
Wait, we can't say it. I've got to get the backstory. No, no, no. You've got to get that after because you don't want it to influence her decision. Yeah. You'd be in the Y... No, I'm kidding. No, no, no. No, but what's it called? Okay, I'm actually trying to think. Like, what, like, clique would they fall into, I guess? Okay, so if y'all were my age, right? Yeah, we were in math school. Okay, so math and cash would definitely be in, like... Like, where would you go to your school or class or sport or whatever it is to find me in math?
Definitely the theater club. Both of them? What? You're going to classify them together? Actually, no. I feel like I would find Matt at the theater club and Cash with eating at lunch with all the popular guys. I'll take it. I'll take it, man. And then Kate, definitely. I don't know. It's either in a library reading or... But that would be you right now. The reading club? My age. I would say the club. No, Matt would be in the chess club. You would be at lunch with your friends.
What? That's what Mav said. Mav said I'd be in the chess club. Yeah, he'd be in the chess club. But Alex said he'd be in the theater. So you nailed both of them on Mav. Yeah, but there's actually a place I would be because in high school, that's just kind of how I was. So continue. Okay, well, then, K, you would be... I feel like if I wanted to go find you, you'd be at a vending machine. No, I'm kidding. No!
No. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I promise. Earthquake. I know exactly where you'd be. You'd be with your friends walking to softball. If I saw you my age, you'd be walking to softball with all your friends in your backpack with the bat on the back. And you'd be like...
And then Kenzie. Mysterious. She'd be like slightly bullying somebody. Yeah. Look at you. And then Kenzie, I feel like you would be my friend. Ah! Thank you. You definitely would. You'd be like my really close friend, I feel like, because you're the same height as me. Oh, fuck.
I never had friends my height. It was really sad. Same. And anytime I met somebody that was my height, I was like, we're destined to be friends. Yeah. No, yeah. I feel like you'd be one of my good friends that eats at lunch with me or something. Oh, thank you. Or Kate. I don't know. Both of y'all maybe. But you do feel like we'd fit in into some sort of group, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.
What? Yeah, because at the restaurant, Pape and Allison brought it up. They were like, you know what? It's weird. If Maverick Cash went to actual real-life high school, they just wouldn't fit in anywhere. I was like, so we'd be at OutKast? They were like, yeah. Actually, I really think Kate and Kenzie would be my best friends.
Kate might bully you. At least in middle school. Definitely in middle school. But by high school, you could be friends. No, I wouldn't find you at the vending machine. You'd find me there.
Oh, wow. I mean, I got lunch, whatever that is. No, Harper, I said Maverick is definitely, like, at cross-country practice. Yes. Yeah, he's definitely, like, doing that. But he's doing the high jump. Like, he's doing, like, pole vaulting. Or, like, hurdles. Yeah, he's doing, like, a random pick at freaking track. Javelin. Yeah. Or, like, the what's it called? Disc. Yeah, disc. Yeah.
Or frisbee. Shot put. Shot put, yeah, or frisbee. No, those are like super, super strong big guys. What the? Wait, what sport are you guys talking about right now? The one where they throw the ball. The one where they swing. They have that in high school? No, the weight where they're like... You know what's funny?
I don't feel like that's like a really like a an athletic thing to do. No, I just don't feel like that's like a practice every day after school time. Like, oh, I gotta go practice throwing my ball again. But they throw, I don't under, maybe, okay, if you guys do the shot put, please explain, but why do you twist so many times?
times. I know. It's to get momentum. But I don't get like Monday through Friday. How do you practice that? And how do they stay in that one square? Like they're in that little circle. Like at some point I'd be like, I throw the ball that far. That's how far I get the ball. Okay. Take it or leave it. Dude, but if you actually throw it at the like audience, that would be so bad. No, I remember. Okay. You saying throw the ball makes me remember this. But in elementary school, we had like a field day and before field day, you could pick which like competitions you wanted to sign up for.
And so I always signed up for the softball throw, and I thought I was going to eat because I was a softball player. I was like, none of these chumps play softball. I didn't even place in the top five. I was humbled. Well, that's probably because all the other softball girls signed up for that. No, but I got beat by girls that weren't in softball. Oh, man. That's down bad, then.
The coach was like, Kate, you're off the tee. Yeah, I was like, what? I was humbled. That's okay. Well, that's okay. When we did our field day, I signed up for like the 200 yard. Y'all had a field day? A homeschool. Yep. A homeschool field day? No, not a homeschool field day.
No, not a homeschool. This is when I was... I went to public school until second grade. So, in the second grade, we had field day, and I signed up for the 200-yard dash. Dude, just second grade is crazy. Like... What? You only stayed in public school until second grade. Yeah. And then I signed up for the 200-yard dash, so it was to one end of the football field and then back. And...
It was only me and my friend that signed up for that, so there's only two of us. And his other friend had growth deficiencies. So I cooked him. No way. He was like literally two feet tall. So I cooked him and got first. He could have ran backwards and probably won. It was sad. It was just so bad because no matter what you entered, there wasn't many people in it because it was a small town. Like Mavs Race only had five people. Mine had two.
Wow, I would have done good there, but I had some serious competition here in Dallas. You played softball and lost to girls that don't. What do you mean you would have done good there? It doesn't get any easier than that. And then my sister signed up for the soccer kick, and my dad was like,
Why would she do that? She's never kicked a soccer ball. Ever. And then she just completely missed and cried and went home. Aw, poorly. Completely missed the ball. Completely. Like, they gave her, like, three chances and she never kicked it. She was just like, couldn't kick the ball. How? How did she miss on that one?
Like she'd run up and just mess with that thing. Well then Maverick gets fifth place in his race out of five people. Oh yeah. Mav had five people in his race and he got last. It was fall and I have asthma. Okay. And wait, they give out fifth, first, second, third, fourth, and fifth place like ribbons.
and since there's only five people in the race the goal at the event is to walk out with as many ribbons as possible and so since only five people enter in to his race he still somehow got a ribbon even though he got last place and he comes over to my mom and dad my mom and dad are like sorry son you didn't win he goes yeah i did i got ribbons he was like i got fifth and they're like oh
Yeah, you did win. Perspective. And a lot of people lack it. Participation trophy at its best. Wait, that's so sad, though. Imagine if there were six kids and there's only one kid. It's like, you're a winner, you're a winner, you're a winner, you're a winner, and you're a loser. Big win.
Big loser kid. It's probably better that there was only five. No one talks about me getting first in the high jump every year. No one talks about that. What did we say? Yeah, we knew it. Everyone talks about me getting last in one competition. No, I was in cross country. I always got first in the high jump in my grade too. What were you going to say? Well, I was in cross country. I was too. And I only got to go to one meet because there was thunderstorms on all of them.
So at that one meet, we had run a mile and a half. And I remember my mom was videoing. It was like the last stretch of the race. And I look at her and she's like, go, Harper, go. Harper had that Disney Channel moment. She looks at her mom. Wait, how far did y'all run? No, I used to do that too. Wait, cross country is only a mile and a half? Well, this was like one of those. Yeah, well.
Like, yeah. No, no. No, cross country, they run miles. They will run miles, but it's like when you're in seventh grade. Yeah, so I... So in high school, how far do they run? Like two miles or miles. Two? I look up at my mom. No, I think more. And then she goes, she's like, go, Harper, go. And there's a video, and then there's like a bunch of people in the back, and they all pass me, and then like, I'm just like trying to all run, but then I look up at her, and I'm like...
And then I can't sprint my way like I and then I start falling everywhere and then oh I thought it was gonna be good. Yeah, I thought you're about to like really pick up the pace. It was so hype though when you got to the end of the race and like you see your Yeah, you're like I got to the end. I was ahead of the path. I looked at my mom and then I just lost.
No, I was literally, I sprinted my way and then I had to slow down because I couldn't. I got a really bad cramp. Oh, I'm that kid too. If I ever entered a race, I would just take off full speed and then by like halfway around the track, I was like. It's so bad. And the coaches always would tell us like there's going to be some idiots that take off sprinting at the beginning. And I was like, I'm going to do it.
I know. I know. That's literally what I did. So slow. No. Doesn't it just help you so much though, Harper, when your mom's sitting there? She's like, come on. It's so exciting. Until she's like, you last. But it's okay. I used to see my dad like at the end of the race and I was like, dad.
That was so sweet. My mom, because running used to give me such bad anxiety because I hated losing. Like, it was just like, it made me so angry. So my mom would run from one football side of the football field to the other side, and she would just go back and forth my entire race, and I would see her. I would run until I saw her at the corner, and I'm like, okay, I can do this. And then I'd run to the other corner, and I'm like, okay, I can do this. It's the only thing that got me through the races. Yeah, I remember when...
For practice for track in cross country I would always walk in the shadows because I couldn't do it so like I would run in the sunlight and there would be a shadow because there was like a thing and I would like walk in the shadow and then keep going. Oh you'd walk when no one could see you? No yes. Yeah yeah. Shouldn't you do opposite like walk in the sun and then start cooking in the shade? She didn't want anyone to know. She was taking a break when people couldn't see. Oh. That's crazy.
Man, guys and girls are so different. When I was locked in racing, I did not look anywhere for my mom or dad. I was just like, come on. Oh, I was always so excited to see my dad when I was at the end of the race. Really? Yeah. I didn't want to see him at all. Yeah, I was focused on the race. Especially if I was like losing, I'm not looking at anyone. I'm like, I don't, I don't know, I'm not even from this town. You know, I honestly feel like I wouldn't have been in the chess club
Or drama club. I would have probably been in the cross country, unfortunately, just because I know the cross country meets are like mixed gender. So it's like you hang out with the girls and the boys. You're so stupid.
I would have hung out where the girls are. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's so dedicated to that he joined cheer. I did. He was so desperate to be around females he became a cheerleader. Well, I was homeschooled. Okay. There wasn't a lot of girls. You had to join... He couldn't be around girls so he had to join something where they had to show up at the same time. The first time I met Maverick he was like, we're on a team together, guys. The first time I met Maverick
The first time I met Maverick, he was like, I feel like I could just pick you up and throw you over the stairs. We were downstairs and he was in this tank top. That was the first time you met me. Yeah, no, it was. It was, I promise. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. First time I met her was at the podcast, the actual day of the podcast. The first episode. Oh, really? No. Because I had never met you. No, because she had come over here to film before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before we did the pod. She was filming short film with us. March 19th. Yeah, yeah. And then you came in and you're like, March 19th? Yes. We didn't start filming the podcast until May. We met Harper in February. Yeah, I had met her.
Yes, you did. No, it was March 19th. You walked in, and you're like, I feel like I could just throw you over the stairs. I used to do cheer. I used to do cheer, and I was like, oh. I still think I could throw you over the stairs. I think me and Cash together, we could throw you really high. I think I could definitely throw you to the hole in the wall or in the ceiling up there. Anybody can throw anybody to that hole in the wall. Throw Cash through the hole. I would, but... Did you guys ever have the Oklahoma Land Run with the wagons? No.
Pretty sure that was just an Oklahoma thing. Yeah. Did you? Yeah. I was jigging his head. We did. Wait, what? The what? Oklahoma Land Run. It was kind of like field day, but you all get your wagons and you make like a wagon or whatever. I don't even know where the wagons came from. They were just there. Did you make your own or what was it? You had to bring it. Yeah. Bring a wagon. Bring your own wagon. Yeah. Bring. Wait. Do you guys ever have like drive your tractor to school day? Huh? No. Do you guys ever have drive your tractor to school day? Nobody has tractors.
not in the dallas area really no we had a day where you could drive like anything you wanted there was there's small towns in texas i know that do that but not this area yeah well anyways the wagon race it was you know the oklahoma land run no we don't we're not from oklahoma no but okay well no no no no okay hold up what no are we ever gonna tell them the news guys no not yet hold on the oklahoma land run
is a historical event that I know and you guys don't. Okay. Well, so therefore, let's see if you get the event right. I know what it was. Okay, what was it? When we raced our wagon. Cash. What's the capital of Texas? Listen. Exactly. Exactly.
I do. I do. I do. I do. What is it? I do. What is it? I do. It's, uh, it's, it's, uh, do you know it? It's Austin. Oh, good job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the capital of Oklahoma?
Oklahoma City? Tulsa. Wait, I'm hearing a lot of answers. I don't know. I'm going to only choose one. What did you say? Oklahoma City. Okay, what's your answer? Tulsa. It's Tulsa. What's your answer? Mine is Oklahoma City. I don't know. It is Oklahoma City. Okay, I knew it. Anyways, the Oklahoma land run.
Is there was so much land that we had because we took it off in the Indians, I guess. I don't know. There's a lot of land. Not really. You want to know what it really was? No, I'm explaining it. Okay. There was a lot of extra land. Yeah. And then the government was like, we're going to give away the land. So everybody lined up and they all had a race and there was like four mile quadrants or something. And once you stuck your flag in the quadrant, you got to keep that land.
That's crazy. What? For free? Imagine if they had that now. We would have had land like way sooner. So everybody was just running through Oklahoma and when they would stick their flag in the quadrant, you'd get one quadrant and that was the land you got to keep. That's crazy. How big was the quadrant? Is that how your dad secured his land? It was like half Oklahoma or something.
Is that how your dad secured his land? No, like, how big was the quadrant? Like, this big? I want to say it was like a mile. You get like a mile by mile or something. It was like, it was something long. That's crazy. I thought it'd be like a square like this. That's why we're called Sooners. Okay. What does that mean? That's just why we were called Sooners. That's what the people were called that did it. Boomers Sooners.
A Booner Sooner? I think he just looked up what Sooner is. Unfortunately, no. But I know that's why we're called Sooners. Isn't that crazy? You guys got... We all got different state history. Like, you guys got Oklahoma state history. We got Texas history. What was that about? The Texas Alamo? Yeah, remember the Alamo? Good job, Cash! I went to the Alamo before. See how I know both of the states' histories? Well, Oklahoma is just like... Texas is, you know, Texas. Wait, I don't see Oklahoma flower. Sooners were cheaters who snuck in early.
To go out and get their land. Oh, that's why they're called Sooners. Yeah. Because they're so soon. They came too soon. To get the oons. Yeah. They were Sooners. I feel like Oklahoma Land Run, though, that's like nationwide history, not just like... No. Like, I don't think Ohio just has their own history. Yeah, they do. They do. The way I would have never... I didn't know what Oklahoma was. I didn't know Oklahoma... What?
I didn't. I was like 15 years old when I discovered it, you know? Oklahoma? Kate discovered Oklahoma. I just thought America consisted of Texas. What? Pretty much. Are you kidding? No, Harper. I'm not serious. I knew that we had more states than just Texas. Okay. Little kids are so cute when you're like, where are you from? They're like, I'm from America. You're like, okay. Yeah, they're like...
My favorite thing is when I ask a kid on tour, I'm like, where are you from? And they just look at me like, and I'm like, okay, you don't gotta tell me. I know I'm a stranger, but that's all right. I know. Yeah. You're trying to track me down. Yeah.
We're from little kids. They're like, mom said not to talk to strangers. Why are you asking me that? I'm not giving you my address. The kids in the meet and greet line are just so funny though because they all have such different personalities. And sometimes they're like that. And then sometimes they're like the girl that yelled at you. I love when they come up and yell at me. Sometimes they yell. Wait, what? Wait, the girl that yelled at him. They come up and they immediately, they're like,
They yell at Mav. There was one girl that was like, I brought y'all bracelets, and Mav was like, oh, let's go. And she was like, not you! Oh, I do remember that one. She was like, not you. I was like, yeah, she just brought the girls bracelets. I think she even gave Cash one. No, she even gave Cash one. Yeah, it's not true. I think it is. Oh, I can't wait to go on tour. She really had a grudge against Mav. That was so funny.
Some of them, though, they do not like talking about where they're from. They're just like, you can't find me. I have ExpressVPN. You can't track me down. Speaking of tour, though, you guys probably heard us talking about this upcoming tour and podcast and stuff. So we're going on tour. We are. This year.
Sure are. But there is also something to go on with that, that we have been procrastinating, but also... This is why this episode was posted on Tuesday. Yeah. So, pretty much what is happening...
is the podcast is going to be, we're still going to be here. We're going to do the tour. Through the tour. So we're still going to be here while we do a tour. But we're not going to, sorry, keep going. No, go ahead. We're going to be posting episodes during the tour. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, so once we start the tour, okay, can you stop bringing your bottle there?
Remember the Alamo. We're going to do this tour this year, but we will not be posting podcast episodes during the tour. And then after the tour, we will not be...
returning to the internet so this will be the the last show on the tour will be the last time we are all sitting together doing a podcast that's crazy it's kind of like the last hurrah and you guys might be wondering why are they uh i don't like the word quitting but why are they uh stopping the podcast we know the podcast has hit a high and we've watched too many people
Try to ride that train up. And as it comes down, they just keep hanging on to it. And actually, I would like... And we're stopping while we're at a high. No. I would like for all of you, actually, to tell them your reason. Because I'm the only one who doesn't want to stop the podcast. But everyone else here...
I think even Alex wants the podcast to be over. So, yeah, well, everyone else has, you know, taken the podcast, invested their money, things like that, and Cash has gambled all his way. So he would like us to keep it going. He would like a second chance. It's always about chances, man. No, I just genuinely enjoy the show. But I guess the rest of you can't say the same. No, we do. I enjoy it. I just also would like to have kids one day. But what does that have to do
I mean, there's holes in the ceiling and the wall. Yeah, unfortunately. What does that have to do with the podcast, though? It's not the safest place for a baby. Okay, but I told you, we can move the podcast to like a studio or something, and you can have your kids and your little family over there. You acting like you're the only one that wants to keep the podcast going is crazy. Yeah, I love podcasts. You enlightened me. You were the one who started the entire conversation of taking a hiatus or quitting the podcast. Okay.
Like, we won't always stay, but, like, it's just, like, things get in the way. Yeah, you were like, man, I really want to focus on the Cash and Kate channel. I really want to do these things. The podcast is always getting in the way. Okay, no. Not to change your vernacular, but that's what you said. No, no. I said I would like to focus on the Cash and Maverick YouTube channel, but the podcast takes up a lot of our time. That doesn't mean I want to quit the podcast, though. It's true. I mean, and I'm going to L.A.,
To do something. Yeah. Aubrey's going to LA for a while. So we've got a tour coming up. And I've really wanted to like pursue something else. So. The tour is going to last literally nine months. It's going to be a long tour. So yeah, we're not done, but we're not going to film during tour. So we're not filming after like this episode, right?
There might be like one, this one or maybe possibly one more. We're filming a couple to get us to tour, I thought. Yeah. That's why this episode is posted on Tuesday. Yeah. We'll see you guys next year. No, what the? No. And I'm starting my own clothing line.
Oh my gosh, what? I want to, because like I'm going. I talked to you about it. I'm going to LA and I'm trying to pursue my singing. And so like I just can't really do that right now with a podcast and stuff because this just takes up way too much time. And she needs like a lot of practice. Yeah. What? Okay. Yeah.
No, I'm not actually shutting a clothing line, but maybe I should. It's going to be weird. This set's just going to collect cobwebs, collect dust. That's so weird. No, it's going to be turned into a normal upstairs again. No, we can't leave this set. This is so sad. No, unfortunately, this wall is coming down. Yeah. The holes will be patched. We're getting our windows back. Dude. Getting our house back. But listen, I can't say that I'm not a little excited for just the next chapter because we're still going to bring you guys great content. It's just not going to be in the form of the LOL podcast. And I'm probably not going to be in most of it.
No, you can. You can be in whatever you want. I know, but I'm going to be in LA. Yeah, but like when you come back and visit. Yeah, but we're going to hire a redheaded actor to replace Harper, which, you know, will be fine. Can never replace Harper. Please don't do that. Okay, fine. She'll be brunette. But it'll be pretty much the same. Yeah, no, I am excited though. It's going to be... It's going to be good. It's going to be good. Yeah. There's going to be changes.
throat changes. He's actually crying. He wants the podcast to stay. Because y'all act like it's not sad, but it is. Well, it is sad, but we're all kind of like... Well, we also have like a good couple of months left throughout four, and
We're filming a few more episodes. Like, it's not over yet. Freak.
I just, like... I feel like it's just, to me, it's like, oh, it will end eventually, but it still is just, like, since we're going through tour and stuff, it's not ending right this second, you know? Yeah, but this is pretty much the last time we're recording on the... The actual set. Yeah. Well, we're gonna... I thought we were filming more, but are we not? Mm-mm. Okay, well, even if we film another episode, okay, it's still, like... I'm going!
And like, we've been doing this for so long. Like, I'm already 16. We've barely made it two years. And now that there's no more podcasts, now you can do your whole music video fighting scenes all the time. This is not what I want, though. What do you want? I want to keep doing the podcast, but you know what? I'm just going to get other hosts. Ew.
You can't do this without us. I'm going to get Joanna. It's her name is Diana. Me and Diana. He did Juan and Diana together. Me and Diana. Diana doesn't speak your language, my friend. We'll have a bilingual podcast. It'll attract a larger audience.
okay that's gonna be great i'd love that and then we'll have a translator also probably the translator probably sit like in my seat diana will probably sit like right here where harper is and what is rosetta stone gonna sit over here and i'll get two other people to go take y'all's places that was a funny joke it's not gonna be the podcast though without us you said well i'll keep the name what
Can't legally do that, technically. Okay, well, I'll do it anyway. Aloha podcast. Because, okay. Yeah, no, I just, like, I just. I think it's funny because you're fake little crocodile tears over there acting like you really want to keep the podcast going. No, go ahead. What were you going to say? You're acting like you want to keep it going when you don't.
You, just as much as everybody else here, knows that what we've done here was amazing for the time that we did it, but it's time that we stop doing this and we focus on bigger and better things. I never said that. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. Cash. No, I didn't. I never said to stop doing the pod. I said maybe we could go to one episode a week or something like that, but I never said to just stop doing it. That's preposterous for you to say that you did not. Did I ever say that?
No, I don't think you said that. You're just like, let's lower the video time. Let's... Yeah.
Yeah, just do a slide. No, and then all of you guys. You wanted to go to like one a month, and then you were like, maybe we just like blah, blah, blah. And you were like, yeah, I don't really know if we have time for that. And then you were saying Kinsey doesn't want to do the podcast much longer in general because of kids. And then you said that you want to focus on Catch a Mouth, which I agreed with, but I now said we should stop doing the pod. And then Harper said she wants to focus on acting in L.A. Well, I mean, I have to go up there. Yeah, no, I get that. Okay, I have to.
Okay. Cash, you have a whole management team that you run for on-screen management and all this stuff, and you're like, man, I just don't have time to do any of the podcast stuff anymore. Okay, well, I still would have time.
Okay, no need to argue. You started the conversation of not everybody having time, and you too. Yeah, not time to shoot as much as we do, but I said we would still have time to shoot episodes. Once a month is not enough. It's like you might as well just cut it. No, even if it was... Once a month is just a slow death. It's like just stabbing our boat and letting it leak slow. No, even if it was once a month, it would still be...
way better than just not i mean no it wouldn't it'd be better to cut it what are you talking about it would be better just to cut it and go down as like one of the best podcasts that was ever created on the planet and instead of the best podcast i said one of the best i said one of the best okay we've been on the charts for a long time we're still like top 20 we are yeah oh good not for long nope not for long posting episodes we're
But we are going to have a podcast death day coming up. Or we will bury. What? We're going to bury Gerald. Wait, there's an actual. You guys. There's a death day on the calendar. We should do it then. No. Yes. You guys think I'm joking. I'm just being for real. I will continue it with Diana. This is like one of my last times I was house. Diana? Diana?
When we're on our last stop on tour, that's when we should do, like, the podcast death. I'll get new hosts. Y'all think I'm trolling. We should. We should have a burial with all the fans. Yeah. You guys will want tickets to our last show because that'll be, like... That'll be the podcast death day show. Oh, the visual? We can bury Gerald. Yeah, maybe Gerald will have a seat. He doesn't talk. Gerald already has a seat. He's got a lot to say, doesn't he? Okay. Thank you. As we bury him, we'll press his butt. He's like, no. Maybe I'll get...
No one will come on. Well, I don't really know who I got to pull from here. But you guys, comment down below who should take over all their seats. Because we're going to have a lot of empty spaces.
It's been fun, though. It's really been fun. It's been fun, though. It's changed my life. And tour will be really fun. No, yeah, no. Oh, I can't wait. In like 10 years. Can you stop saying that? No, like, actually, like, guys, like, we would, like, the podcast, like, it wouldn't be a thing, yeah. Without me. Yeah, and without me, and without whatever. Y'all just watch and see. Without this couch, honestly. Yeah, exactly. The couch would still be there. Hey, what about Kate and Kinsey? We're, like, huge contributors.
contributors no me no hard for actually getting the couch put into a museum yeah the youtube museum of art y'all think y'all irreplaceable you'll find out okay and it'll become number one on the charts my stomach just growled really loud i heard it from over here and i might change it to cash and friends
What is this, a PBS show? What is it, you talking to a bunch of heads on a stick? Cash and Puppets. Cash, you should start your own podcast called Cash and Puppets. And have it be for 10 minutes with all the puppets and people clicking their things. Kate and I will allow you to use our new set. Well, this is the last episode. Should we just keep it going or...
I mean, we're at time. You might as well want to kill it early, wouldn't you, Matt? No, I'm just saying we could keep it going for two hours. I don't care. It's the last one for a while. Yeah, well, I thought I was under the impression we were going to film more, but if we're not, now I'm like slightly sadder. Me too. What are you talking about? Wait, we are filming more, I thought. No, we're not. That's what they were saying. I mean, we can go to one a month, but it's going to like, one a month is just like slowly bleeding out the podcast, and it's just like going to be sad. It's like stabbing yourself, but slowly dying. It's going to be a sad. I'd rather just cut it off and be like, listen, it was great.
Why do you act like one a month is not good? You know what we should do? We should start a channel that we delete in one year. So everybody gets to be a part of it for one year. Welcome to the LOL Podcast, man. No, this has been like two years. But I'm saying like we have... As soon as the channel starts, it has a death day. And so all the content created of that, if you watch it during that time, you are like part of a group of people that know that it existed. That would be cool. And then it's just gone. And then...
And then it ends up making so much money that we don't delete it? I think Markiplier did that. Or somebody. I've heard of that once before. I don't know if they actually deleted it. Let's go through the fun memories that we've had. At least. I mean, like, it's been... What is this, like a flashback episode on Disney Channel? It's like, alright, let's look back now. I always knew this day would come. And she starts playing Highlights. With casual chocolate coming out of his mouth. Throwing up into a bag. Harper slamming her body onto the floor. Kate peeing her pants.
Well, it's actually kind of crazy how many moments you can have in a corner. Kinsey joining the podcast. My favorite episode of me was shooting Cash the water gun. My favorite episode of me. The live shows were fun too and tours are going to be a lot of fun.
You literally say it so depressing, Kate. Like, what? And tour's gonna be a lot of fun. Yeah, it will be. It will be, yeah. Yeah, tour's gonna be great. It'll be a good time. Tour's gonna be a lot of fun.
Harper, you laugh at my jokes a lot. I appreciate that. She laughs at mine too. No, not really. Harper laughs with us. I laugh all the time. I laugh at everything. Unless it's honestly really not funny or if it's really silent after I say a joke and then I just start awkwardly laughing. Nothing's worse than if you say a joke and everyone's silent. I hear every joke that Harper says. Because she'll say it. She's the only one that laughs at my joke. I look over to her the first time I say a joke and then she's like,
over there in the corner lobby so i'm like thank you y'all just to talk too loud y'all can't even hear yeah exactly i'm just hard of hearing we are hard of hearing i want my hearing check listen me and mav have yelled at each other so much growing up that now we are hard of hearing we were in target the other day and i didn't know where y'all were and i was just about to call mav and i was like i really don't need to you know i can just hear them i walk over one aisle and i was like i walked right to y'all i swear i did the same thing
Where were we? On the other side of the store? I don't get it, bro. We do talk loud. Every once in a while, I'll hear you and the other guys talking, and I'll be like, are y'all yelling? And then I go over there, and I'm like, hey, man, what's up? I just join right in. It is very loud. And sometimes I catch ourselves doing it. We're walking through a restaurant. I'm like, oh, yeah, man. And then I realize it's a quiet restaurant, and we're like, sorry, everyone. Everyone's just staring at us. When the boys are in the kitchen together talking, and me and Kate could literally be this close. I'm like, hey, Kate.
She's like, "What?" She's like, "What?" How are you doing that with your mouth so fast? Is that not kind of impressive? She was like, "I'm like..." Yeah, do that again. Kate and I have to leave the room to talk to each other because we can't hear. Wait, no, talk with no words again. It was obvious. It looks sped up. She was like, "I can't do it." She was at two eggs feet with her mouth. Did you drink caffeine before this? She looks like that little squirrel from Ice Age. I think it's the head bobbing with it. It's... It's like slightly cracked out.
Alright guys, well. Thanks for watching. Oh wait, are we at time? This episode is posted today because it's April Fool's. We'll see you next time. Bye. Jokes on you, baby. I didn't fake Tuesday! Oh, it's April Fool's. It's April Fool's. That was funny though. He almost got us. He said the board wasn't recording. That was funny. I like that.
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