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We've had conversations off camera where you're like, "I'm sorry about in the past. I left everything on your plate and I took nothing." And now we're on the podcast and you're trying to say, "Oh, no. It was all him." Then why are you so mad? Because he's just trying to make me look bad. That's not what I'm doing. If I quit the podcast two months from now, there'd be no episodes out. You being on this podcast is not what makes the podcast. Okay, fine. See how long you lasted on me, Raph. Are you serious? Oh my gosh. You guys wanna know one of the things I hate? What do you hate? Maverick. Oh, no. Yeah, I bet you do. You know what I actually hate?
- One of my pet peeves is when people-- - Smack. - That too. No, when an airplane lands and people clap, but that one's okay. But this one, when I am boarding an airplane and I'm leaving on a flight and I'm leaving somewhere, say I'm going to another place, right? Yeah, I'm going somewhere else, right? I leave Cape for someone and they say, "Text me when you land." Like, bro, the plane's not going down. The plane is not going down.
- I wanna make sure you landed safely. The plane is landing safe. Don't even put that in the air that it wouldn't. Like, why do people say that? Text me when you land. It's gonna land. - You know what? In reality, the plane obviously is not going down. I just wanna know when you land and you have service and you can text me back. That's the real reason. - When people think that, I'm like, do you know we're living in 2024? Like, do you know where our technology is? Like the plane's not gonna not land. And either way you look at it, the plane's landing.
Well, it might be crash landing, but it's landing. Yeah, it could be. And I will not be texting you if it crash lands. Yeah. I'll only be texting you if it lands safely. True that, true that. Especially when they have my location. No. Come on, you can see my location. Why do I need to text you when I land safely? You know what? Well, I think... Go ahead. What do you think? Listen, I was going to change the subject, so if you have something you want to mention on that. Oh, I was just going to say, like you saying, like,
uh have your location and stuff i think i have a little bit of some like separation anxiety from cash because those women do that's not i have no separation anxiety any day i'll run away listen because i will be like sitting and we'll be like sitting in our room oh yeah this is pretty annoying sorry sweet it's really loving i just like if he like leaves the room and he doesn't say like oh i'm going upstairs to get on the video games or something
And he leaves. I'm like, "Where are you? Where are you going?" I'm not leaving the house. Like, I'm upstairs. She'll be like, "Cash!" I'm like, "Yeah?" And then no response back after I say, "Yeah." And I'm like, "Did you want something?"
- No. - Why did you yell my name across the house? Just to make sure I'm here? You have my location, she knows I'm here. - I just wanted to know. - She knows the door didn't open to leave the house. - Like yesterday, I was like half asleep in our bed and Cash was like laying down with me and then I felt him like get up and walk out. And like when I woke up fully, I like freaked out. I was like, where'd he go? And I was like, Cash? - No, when y'all wake up your mom and she like.
Every time. I always thought that was just my mom. I'm like, mom. It's this right here. I know. I'm like, mom, it's just me. And then she's like, what is this? What can I do?
Like mom, it's literally just me or like when I turn on the light. It's only my mom. No one else does that. Nobody. Not my dad, not my sister. And they act like the worst nightmare just happened. Sometimes I don't want to wake up my mom because I'm like, poor mom, she's going to wake up and she's going to be freaked out. She's going to strain her lungs. She might have a heart attack and die. I'll just let her sleep, I guess. And then like
literally my dog gets up and then just and i'm like mom like your throat just squeaked are you all right i wonder if they like i only see my mom wake up when i wake her up but i wonder if she naturally wakes up like that too i feel like it's just a mom thing yeah just a mom thing like why did it like yeah why is that that like like they were just resurrected from the dead like
When somebody wakes me up, I'm just like, hi. I know. I don't really know. Cash does this over half of the mornings we wake up. It's not even real. This is not real. I don't know what I do, so I'm very interested. Well, it's not real either, so...
I mean, like... It's a fake story? No, I know you're trying to do it to, like, be funny, but I'm like, why are you trying to be funny? Like, you just came to consciousness. He, like, will be, like, asleep. Oh! And then he'll open his eyes, and he'll make a funny face, and he'll be like... I don't know why I do it. Like, as soon as I wake up, I'll, like, go over to Kate, and I'll be like... What? And then I just... Like, I'm talking, I just woke up in the morning, and I'll look around, and I'll be like...
And then he goes back to sleep. He doesn't say anything. Not a good morning. How'd you sleep? I don't know why. Or she'll be laying down like this and I'll lean over her and I'll be like,
I just go back to sleep. I don't know why I do that, though. And I generally don't, I'm not even thinking about, I'm gonna go make a funny face. I don't even think about that. All I, I just naturally, it's like when you wake up and you drink water. It's like I just naturally, I roll over and I'm like. Or when you wake up and you yawn. Or stretch. It's like, and he does it. And then I go back to sleep and she's laughing and like, sometimes I'm like, why is she laughing? Yeah. Like, it's not even funny. And then,
Sometimes he does it during his naps. It's like he'll wake up from a nap and I'll just be like sitting on my phone next time and he does it. And I'm like, why do you, why is it the first thing you do when you wake up? I don't know. I just feel like making faces when I wake up. I swear you had a brown summer Fridays. I did. I changed it. Do you have all of them? No, I only have three. Really? Yeah. Yeah. This one, the brown sugar and then the mint. Really? Yeah. I have, so I have the, the one on the ground, wherever it is. Right there. It's on your mic.
Oh, yeah, this one. And then I have the pink one, the mint one you gave me. And then another pink one. Nice. We have a package. Oh, they got so bored. Did you guys know that? We had a package. Who's it from? Yeah, it's from YouTube. YouTube.
We've been meaning to open it for the last like five episodes. We have not opened it. Every time I like set it right here and I forget about it. We haven't opened it yet, but here it is. It's from YouTube. We definitely haven't already opened it. Maverick opened it. Maverick opened it and peaked. I did. And then he hit it. All right. Ready? Is it a golden? Oh, I broke it. Okay, but here we go. Okay. All right, here we go. Somebody want to read the letter? Me, me, me, me,
- It's thick paper. You did it! One mission, one channel, and one more thing. One million subscribers, congrats, relations. You have started-- - Relations? Congrats, relations. - You may have started with just a few viewers, but your voice, passion, and creativity have touched the lives of people around the world. - Aw.
Why did they put a period? And the community you've built... Oh, you don't... Okay, never mind. And the community you've built is enriched by the stories you have shared as bringing people together. To honor this milestone, we're proud to present with you the Gold Creator Award. We hope this special... Okay, I... Yeah, okay. Congratulations! Congratulations! So...
Is that real gold? Yes, it's worth $10,000. It is? No, it's cardboard. Thank you. Have you ever opened one? No. Hold it. Open it.
take it out it's like half her body size mom mom no no no stop no just go no harvard ignore your mom stop acting like harvard smile smile smile for your mom there you go there you go yeah okay okay so i never opened one of these he said mom no
Can I touch it? Yeah, you can open it. You get fingerprints all over it. Yeah, we're trying to see if we can get a second one for you to take home. Really? Yeah. Yeah, we're seeing if we can get two because now we're going to probably put it on the wall somewhere. Look at that. Wow. It's not cardboard? No, it's not cardboard. Did you think it was cardboard? No, I told her it was. That's what Pat said. Well, actually, it is cardboard on the inside. Wow. Whoa.
The LOL podcast. I would totally mount this in my room if we got a second one. I know. I'm trying to see if we can get more. I think we can, though. No, but also, my account's almost out of mail. I know. Yeah. And I haven't even got the 100,000 one yet. Yeah. I know. We're having issues with HarperCounts trying to get the plaques.
Yeah. Yeah, she's been banned too many times. I didn't know that I have been banned. Like, I literally never really made videos. No, I made them all the time on my own, but then I would never post them because I wasn't allowed to. Speaking of milestones...
My YouTube channel that's not actually my YouTube channel, someone else pretending to be me is almost at 100,000. There you go. Oh, they're still growing? Congratulations for them. Congratulations to whoever is stealing my videos. Enjoy your YouTube plaque that says Kate Marie official, even though you're not official. You guys can have a YouTube plaque to actually steal our content. Actually, you can edit the plaque to say whatever you want. You can edit the name so they can just put their own name. I know, I filled it out for... Yeah, so they can just put their own name and have their own plaque.
Yeah, that's highly embarrassing. Make your own videos! I've thought about doing that a few times. Taking my videos? Well, stealing creators' content, editing it better than their editor, and then posting it online and building it and then selling them the account.
That's some shady business, I don't know. - I don't know how I feel about that. - But, it also seems like profitable ones, so I'm always down for that. Even if it's shady. - You should try to buy their account. - Well, now I have my channel, which you can go subscribe to.
That is only at like, it's only at like 77 and they're at like 96. Do you think your husband's subscribed to it? No. I know he's not. Well. I think, I think I, oh sorry. I'm subscribed to it. I'll actually go see. Oh, are you? Are you guys subscribed to it? I'm subscribed to the wrong one. Shut up. Are you? He said he's subscribed to the other one. Joe!
- Wait, wait, I might have accidentally. - No! - If you're subscribed to the wrong one, that's crazy. - It's really hard. - I know because when you look at my name, that was the account that would come up for the longest time. - Look, I watched all of them. - That's the wrong one. - It still comes up for me. It says like, Kate Official, right? - Yeah. - That's the wrong one. - And it's like a picture of me from when I was like 16. - See, I've been subscribed.
- Hey! - For a few seconds. - Oh, that's so shady, Harper. But you know what, it's fine. At least you subscribed now. - Yeah. - And maybe one day I'll have more subscribers than the person pretending to be me. - But no, I literally watched all three videos. All three videos, the red line, the red line, the red line. - You watched all of them? - Mm-hmm. I was really intrigued. - Wow. - I liked watching them. - I'm very surprised. - No, I really liked watching them. - That's impressive. You watched all three videos? - In one day? - All the way through? - Yeah. - Wow. - That's so sad. - Like, catch me, all three of my girlfriends leave. - Oh. - Oh.
- What the? - I came out of nowhere Maverick. - Yeah, what the? That was like pretty uncalled for if you ask me. - I mean, you did see a picture. - No. - I just like had these feelings inside for like the last like three years. - Ever since he's been super sick. - Now that we got it. - Now that it seems like a good time to let it out, I guess. - No, we're talking about YouTube and he goes, "Cash ruined my life."
You broke up with your girlfriend doubted I think you leave them you I mean Definitely made them uncomfortable You did this you in the mornings
Yeah. You scared people. You scared people. You weren't supposed to. Okay, well, anyways. You know, you just didn't... I didn't what? I mean, you weren't exactly nice to them. I'm literally nice to everyone. What do you mean?
Not my girlfriend. Besides Santa. You get jealous of anyone I spend time with that's not you. Huh? You get jealous of anyone I spend time with that's not you. Who do you think you are? You guys get jealous of anybody you spend time with? Yeah. Okay. The amount of audacity he has to think he's just so high and mighty that I would get jealous of somebody. You want me to call your mom and ask? My mom? Yeah. First of all, we have the same mom. Yeah. Okay, so I'd like to clarify that. Your mom. And second of all...
I don't really care if you call mom or not. But you can ask anyone. Kate. What? She wants to stay out of this. I don't think she wants to talk about it. Listen, I will say...
I do. First of all, I do know that you kind of had your disagreements with every girl. But I specifically remember girlfriend number two when he was very mad that you had a girlfriend. Before him and I had started dating and like we would talk on the phone and stuff. Okay. He would talk about how annoyed he was that you had a girlfriend. Okay, because me and Matt, he broke up with girlfriend number one. He would get mad anytime I had a girlfriend. He broke up with girlfriend number one. Dude, can you just leave the rug alone?
He broke up with girlfriend number one. And then we're like, dude, let's focus on social media. And this is like before we were very popular at all. And I was like, bro, let's focus on social media and try to do social media and all that stuff. And he's like, yeah. And I was like, but we can't have girlfriends because that last one took up way too much of your time. And he's like, bro, I'm with you. I agree. No girlfriends. We need to focus on our work and try to grind it out.
And then what happened? Two weeks. Me and you went off chasing girls is what happened. Listen, you can hang out with them. I didn't say you can't hang out with girls. You spent just as much time chasing girls as I did. No.
That's not... I said, but you can't get a girlfriend because then that's like a huge time commitment. Yeah, it's less of a commitment to go chase girls every night. He lasted two weeks. I didn't chase girls every night. He lasted two weeks. Every night and day. All the time. I did not do that. He chased... He lasted two weeks, got a girlfriend in two weeks. And I was like, bro, okay. Listen, I would get it if it was a couple months, but you didn't even try that much.
You didn't even try. Two weeks. All of this is excuses. You tried to get a rebound. This is all excuses because you, you can't stand it. If I spend time with someone, that's not you. It can even be a guy and you get, you get, you get, I'll bring a guy over. I'll be like, dude, this guy's great. I've been hanging out with him. And you'll be like, I didn't think he was that cool. That is not true. When have I ever said that? That's not true. Cash. Any guy friend that I have or girlfriend that I hang out with alone,
Like without you wait, if you bring a guy over here, that's cool. I literally say I like that guy I don't want to hang out with him more. Like what are you talking about? Yes. Yeah, there's one guy. There's one guy He only said that because the guy doesn't live here. He lives out of state So that is not I can't hang out with him. This man is just Straight up a line right now. You're just lying. Gosh, it's not a lie. It's the truth. That is that is a cave tell me
Okay, she's just joking. But, Matt, you're lying. This is the truth, Cassidy. No. It's the truth. That's not the truth. Is it the truth? The truth hurts. Bro, listen. Truth hurts. No, the truth doesn't. Every single girlfriend I've had.
You have been jealous your girlfriends were crazy spent time your friends are crazy your little quick where your girlfriend's crazy You're crazy where your girlfriend's your crazy that we were crazy your girlfriend's crazy. Well, you know Your girlfriend's crazy. Yes, I was also crazy. Okay, sure, but that's what I thought Okay, your girlfriend's crazy. You were crazy. I'm normal. We were all crazy. Listen, I was around crazy people and
- No, I was normal. - You were jealous, extremely. - I was not jealous. I don't know what this man is talking about. - What specifically was he jealous of? - That he had to share his brother. - Boy, you're-- - You gotta scare your older brother. - That didn't happen. - Yeah, the second I got a girlfriend,
Matt, you wanna play video games? Uh, nah. No, we'd be trying to do work stuff and homie would leave me all alone. We'd have like a business- I remember one time in LA we had a business meeting. He called me and said, hey, my girlfriend has a headache. I'm not gonna be able to make it to the business meeting. What? Bro, no. What? That's the stuff I'd get mad about and you know it. Okay. No, you know that's true.
Is that not true? I remember having to wait. I remember countless times being late to meetings. Don't move on to something else. I remember countless times being late to meetings because you would stay out all night chasing girls and you'd be so tired of what you get up the next morning. That's not true. I never missed a meeting or anything to do with work. Did I say missed? I said late. We would always be late. I would not be late. I was always on time to everything work related and you weren't. I don't know why
I don't know why you're just coming up with like, I don't know why you're bringing this up out of nowhere because you know you're completely flipping it. Cash, everyone in our family knows this. The thing that you were doing, you just completely flipped and you're just trying to blame it on me. The whole family talks about it. It's the truth. The whole family does not talk about this. I've talked about the whole family with these type of subjects and they all say that you pushed work aside and you did not care at all. And you've apologized.
You've apologized to me about it before. Cash, every single person. Have you not apologized to me and been like, Cash, I'm sorry I wasn't there? Yes, there's been times where I've made mistakes as well. Yes. And I've neglected work at times for sure.
Not going to disagree with that. Are you, Cash? Overall. What? Overall. Let's not argue. You're getting like kind of hot. I'm actually fine. I see the smoke coming out of your ears. Listen. Are you mad? All I'm saying, just as a general statement, is I literally can't have a girlfriend even now.
Without you getting jealous of me spending time with her. Because you don't do your work at all. No, that's not it. When did I pass you on followers when you got a girlfriend? Because you quit doing social media. No, we were already having. No, we were always equal. Quit? I've been doing this for six years. Yeah, and when you got your girlfriend, you quit doing social media, and I kept going, and you stopped. And I was like, man, you've got to keep focusing on work. No. You only know how to do one thing at a time, and when you get girlfriends, you quit. Cash. Cash.
That is true. Okay guys, let's stop arguing. He's lowkey speaking facts to you. No, Cash. You weren't even there bro. What are you talking about? Were you born yet? Were you even alive? You're making excuses, but you know. Okay, then why did I pass you on followers? What was the reason for that? Cash, just better videos. Different videos. Different videos performed differently. We filmed the same videos. You got a girlfriend.
Cash, no. And you know it. And then you quit. Me getting a girlfriend would have gotten me more followers. Why did you quit, Cash? Can we stop arguing? No. Why did you quit Cash and Maverick Music and I had to go make a song by myself? Cash, because... Because you quit because you got a girlfriend and you didn't even want to travel to make music. Cash, that's not true. I was in the studio by myself in Ohio and I was like, I got a song for us. We got to record it. You're like, I don't want to. I don't want to do this anymore. Cash,
No. You told me that. I said no. And then I made a song by myself and it did good and then you wanted to do music again. No, you wanted to go like the week of her graduation. You wanted to go make a song. That's what I'm saying. It was always something. Her head hurts. It's her graduation. It was her graduation. Yeah. She doesn't feel like traveling. It's always something. That's my point is you're jealous if you don't have 100% of my time. I wasn't jealous. You didn't do anything. You never did anything. If you have to share my time with anyone. Whose idea was it to start the podcast? Mine. Who?
There's no way you said that. I've tried to get you to start a podcast for years. I was on a phone call with Joe. How many years have I been begging you to start a podcast and you said it's a horrible idea? It's a horrible idea. I was on the phone with him. Guys, let's stop arguing. That is the only reason we have this podcast. The only reason your name is even... Somebody clip it on the podcast where he has said Maverick for years was telling us to do a podcast. There's a reason Cash and Maverick... There's a reason Cash comes first.
Yeah, because you won Rock, Paper, Scissors, idiot. No. Yes. No. Yes. There's a reason that comes first because we were making our very first song and we were like, we got to put a tagline in there. It's Cash and Maverick. And we were like, no, it's Maverick and Cash. Who's idea was it to make a song and whose idea was it to vote?
- Both of us said we wanted to be a song. - Who found the people to make our first song? - We both watched the Believer documentary and thought we were gonna be Justin, bro. - Who found the people to make our first song and did all that while you were hanging out with girls? - You didn't find them. No, that's not true. - Yes, I did. - You were hanging out with girls the entire time and I had to do all the work. - Cash. - And you drug your girl into your work. - Cash. This isn't true and you know it's not. - Dude, you've said multiple of these things you've said on the podcast before. - Whose idea was it to start music? - We both wanted to do music. - Oh my gosh. - Who started TikTok?
Who started the whole social media thing. You started live streaming first. While you were dating a girlfriend. You started live. I don't think I was even dating. Dude.
can we stop arguing he's apologized to me about this and then on the podcast he's just trying to make me look bad for no reason yes i have apologized to you we've had conversations off camera you're like i'm sorry about in the past where like i left everything on your plate and i took nothing and all that you've literally apologized about this for me and now we're on the podcast and you're trying to say oh no it was all him nope well then why are you so mad because he's trying to make me look bad and make people like you i don't know what you're doing that's not what i'm doing listen i don't have to listen if i i don't have to do this if i if i quit
the podcast none of this would have happened cash none of this would have if i quit the podcast two months from now there'll be no episodes out cash you being on this podcast is not what makes the podcast not me being on it but i run everything behind the scenes you help you do you help okay no okay yeah they're laughing you help they're literally laughing because they know that's not true you know they're like okay fine see how long you lasted on me are you serious
- Oh my gosh. - Are you okay? - Yeah. - Did that hit you? - No. - Cash, you can't throw a chair when you get mad. - Dude, guys, that was supposed to be a joke. This was all supposed to be a joke. - We said we were gonna try to piss him off. - We said we never thought we could get Cash to walk off an episode. But we got him to do more than that.
Yeah, so before the episode we were gonna try to make cash mad and make him walk off the podcast Who's gonna go I'm not I'm not ma'am you go check you know, he seems actually bad You're the one who wins. Who's your idea? Wait guys, you're the one real are y'all like me Wait, was that like not a joke? Well is a joke on our side? Yeah, probably mean her joking. Yeah, what? Wait, are you?
So he's actually mad? Yeah. Do you want to go check on him? No. You go check on him. I'm not checking on him. I'm not checking on him. Maverick, you have to go check on him. No. Yes. Dude. He walked off like a little kid.
You made him mad. You were the one who made him mad. You made him mad too. I literally kept saying, let's stop arguing. Let's stop arguing. Me and you were both feeding into it. Are you crapping my mouth right now? Did I say a single word? No, but you didn't say. You could have said it was a joke at any point. Matt, you went in on the whole time. Guys, guys, guys, stop fighting. Somebody has to go check on him. Check on him? I think he needs to cool down. No, you go check on him, Maverick. You go what?
Just go. It's mine. Let's let him cool down. Joe, tell him to go. Yeah, he's gonna cool down for a second. You go. No, no, no. He needs to cool down. Maverick. If I go down there right now, a man's gonna hit me. I'm being so real. I saw steam coming out of his ears. Maverick, go downstairs. His face was red hot. I know. Tell him you're sorry. Go tell him it was a joke.
No, I'm actually like concerned though. Go tell him he's never gotten you. He's being kinda mean to me though. Yeah, low key. Well, yeah. I was just joking. You were being mean to him. He's gonna fight back. I know. I was just joking though. Yeah, I know. But now you're gonna go check on him because you made him mad. No. I think he's gonna punch him. You think he'll be back next week? This is how it's gonna go. Probably not. Matt, go check on him. You're okay. Are you okay? Go away.
Go check on him. Are we even sure he's still even here? I don't even know if he's here. Joe. I don't think. Can you get him to go check on him? He's never done this because this is like. This is. No. No. No. Yes, you can. Go check on him, Maverick. Just go do it. Oh, no. Joe, come with me. I need camera evidence. He hits me. This is going to be used in the court. Are you giving me a microphone? Oh, my God. Kate, come with me. Me? Yeah. What if he hits me? He's not going to hit me if you're there.
Yeah, you can. Okay, if I have to hit him back, I hit him back. Alright, we're gonna... Stay, stay, stay. Say stuff. I don't want to hit him. Say stuff. But if he hits me, I want to hit him back. So, um, it's me alone. I don't know what to do here. Never been on the podcast alone, so... You okay? Where are y'all at? We're in the middle of filming an episode, Cash. Why did y'all bring... What are you doing? We have to make something. We have to go finish. Y'all, you said you were gonna do it without me.
- He was kidding. - Cash, it was a joke. - No. - It was all a joke. - It's a joke now. - No, no, it was all a joke. - It's fine, you say what you're gonna do with that one. - Cash, he was all a joke. - No, he's not kidding. - Cash, he was joking. - Let go of me. - Cash, we were joking. - We were not joking. - Cash, that's what we were joking about. - Cash, we did say it. - No, listen, we were joking. - He was not joking. - Listen, listen, listen. It's a joke.
I'm gonna act like Kate
I'm Kate. Hey guys, I'm Kate. I've never seen this perspective right here. No, you're just saying that it's a joke. So I'll go back on the podcast. No, no, I genuinely mean it's a joke. So if I go ask Barbara, she'll say it was a joke? Yes. Why does it feel so weird to be here? It's just, it's for fun. Stop touching me like that. See, that's the reason I know it's not a joke. Hey, listen, listen. Was it a joke?
What was the joke? The joke was we were just gonna try to make you mad. And get you to walk off. And you did! So joke's over! Because you said you don't have anger issues. Yeah. You said it many times, I don't have anger issues. First of all, I don't have anger issues. You threw a chair! Yeah. No, okay. No, okay. No, I didn't. Cut that out, by the way. Um, no, I didn't. A Peppa Pig chair!
Come on, let's go finish the episode. Was it- was it- Did y'all plan it beforehand? Yes, we did. I'm not talking. I meant nothing. I meant nothing. Let me play it beforehand. I meant nothing. Harper's breaking everything. You should go up there. Are you gonna sit back down? I'm gonna- maybe. If Harper says it was. Harper, what are you doing?
I'm by myself on the podcast. I can do whatever I want. Where's my chair? You drew it. You do not want to look back at the footage. Didn't look good. Was it a joke? Yeah. Why are you saying it like that? Yeah, it was. No, no, no. Did they plan to make me mad beforehand? I don't think you don't know. We really did. Did he plan to make me mad beforehand? I don't know.
You literally she said what am I supposed to say cuz she knows it was a joke Harper you know it was a joke. Yeah, I was a joke This is not good now. I know I really don't know what the joke I think I know what's happening here. I think Mavs asking for forgiveness No, and cash it was a joke man. What I didn't mean if you just ask for forgiveness. I'll forgive you I don't feel like I should have to apologize for a joke. I
Yeah. Sometimes you have to apologize for jokes. No. That's what Kate always tells me. I do say that. Does Kate say that? Kate says that a lot. Guys, I- No. Because I make a lot of people mad with my jokes. That's- that's on them. I'm not apologizing for a joke. Listen. So it wasn't a joke. No. It's a joke. It was a joke. J-O-K-E. Joke. J-O-K-E. I-N-G. Okay, then. If it was a joke, that hurt my feelings, Malibu. You apologize to me. No. Why don't you apologize to yourself?
What the? Yeah. I think you should apologize to Harper. I think you should. Me? Yeah. What did I do to Harper? You threw a chair at her. I threw a chair at you. No. Yeah. It didn't hit me. Oh. See? Oh, it didn't hit me. I threw it right at you. What do you mean? It hit right here. She might have had a little bit of graze from like crossfire. Yeah. Like that's what happens I guess if you sit in the middle. But...
I don't know what we're supposed to talk about now. Yeah, you kind of ruined the vibe of the podcast. I mean, we can talk about how... I ruined the vibe of the podcast? Is this a joke still? It's supposed to be a funny joke. What do you mean? What did you guys expect if you just came on and started trashing me?
Imagine I came on and I was like, Matt, you know, it's not my fault what your girlfriends did to you. And yo, it's not my fault that, you know, you might weigh a few extra pounds. Oh, it's not my fault. It's not my fault that you're short. Yeah. Comments are about to go crazy. Guys, it's a joke. It's a joke. Yeah, we don't take that seriously.
You got mad over nothing. No, but I'm saying if I came on there and did that to you guys, and then I let you say a joke, you're going to be like, No, listen. No, I'm not mad. If it was a joke, you were obviously mad. Not now. I'm not mad now. Listen, if it was a joke, that's hilarious. If it was a joke. But I'm saying, you guys are like, well, I don't know why you got mad. Well, that's why. Obviously, you knew that I got mad because of the joke. If I came on here and said that stuff as a joke, I'm going to expect for you guys to get mad. You can't say those things because some of those are too close to the truth. Oh, shit.
Wait, what? What? I mean, I guess I know. I don't know which one he's talking about. Might be you. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I don't know what was said. Ayo! What one? No. And I'm saying, even those, personally, I don't find those things true besides... Listen, like, obviously, I don't...
Think your weight or no, the word weight just can never come off, right? I can't say anything from here on out. It's a heavy word. Shut up. Say I made a weight joke. That's a heavy topic. Okay. They're the one making the jokes, by the way, not me. I'm not making the weight jokes. It's a weight topic. Okay.
You know, that's a big statement y'all made there. Yeah Gonna be some big comments Shut up Okay, if it was a joke i'm being serious. That was funny and you guys got me So i'm giving it i'm giving it to you My my feelings have never been hurt over a joke and it's not gonna happen today. It already did Whoa, no, you were angry maybe in the process of a joke because I don't know it's a joke yet But the second somebody says it's a joke i'm fine. It's funny. So what what offended you the most?
Not nothing, because it was a joke. Well, okay, but before you knew it was a joke. Well, when your face was all red. Yeah, and there was steam coming out of your ears. It looked like you were about to explode. That's what I'm saying. Maybe in the process of a joke, I'm going to be mad because it's a joke and I don't know yet. But the second somebody tells me something is a joke, it's a joke. So, before you knew it was a joke, what were you upset about? Well, because he just, out of nowhere, was just attacking me and trying to make me look bad. He was like, everything's your fault. Everything in our life, it's all your fault. We were about midway through the episode and I had to do it at some point, so...
I don't even know what you attacked me over. I mean people were probably clicking off. Until the bite? Yes. Just like... But I stand by that statement. I've never been hurt from a joke and I still won't be. When people say their feelings got hurt from a joke, that's actually a very irrational thing to say because it was a joke. You know what else is a joke? Go ahead, say it. No, no, say it. No, I don't think you want me to say it. Say it! No.
I don't think I'm supposed to say it. I don't know if you're supposed to say it or not. I don't know. What were you gonna say, Joe? What if the IRS came and arrested you and put you in jail and then like, "Hey, it's a joke, but we're not gonna let you out." Yeah, would you be laughing?
Okay, well the joke has to end. But... Okay, so they kept you locked up for like a hundred days. Just like MrBeast kept those people locked up in there, you know? Oh wait, I got a question about that. What? If you guys play Steal or Share, did you guys see the MrBeast video you saw? Yeah. Okay.
I know you would have stolen. Everyone knows. Everyone knows he would steal. Listen. Y'all that haven't seen this video, MrBeast put two people in a room for 100 days. At the end of the 100 days, they get like $500,000 or something. And then at the very last day, he gives them the option to play steal or share, which pretty much they either have to click share or steal. And if they both click steal...
Both of them lose the money. If one of them clicks steal and one of them clicks share, the person who stole gets their winnings plus the other person's winnings. And if they click share, they each just divide it evenly. I mean, if they were in a room for 100 days, they would know each other. Yeah, but here's the thing. If you ever play the game steal or share, which we played it on the club channel. Yeah. Okay? Also, guys, go check out the club channel. When we played it on there, I stole every single time. Yeah. But you know why? Why? Because it is...
It's actually stupid to ever click share. Ever. Ever. First of all, sharing is not caring in that game because of this. You would make enemies. No, no, because of this. There is two buttons. One button, you win money or you don't. Share. Steal, you either win money or you don't. So it's a 50-50 shot, whichever button you click, that you win money or you don't. But the share option, you're going to win half the money. This one, you're going to win double the money.
So if it's a 50-50 shot and you have a chance to win $100,000 or $200,000, you obviously click the $200,000 button. Well, you're taking it away from someone else too. But they might take it from you. Think about how you felt spending a day in a freaking white room. How you felt. In a bright white room and you had to spend at least $30,000. But say you click share and they click steal. Now how are you going to feel? Terrible. Right. So I'm going to take the one for the team and click the steal.
And then are you going to give them their half the money? Maybe I would later on, but at least that way I know I did everything to my ability to win the most money out of this game I'm playing. Here's the thing, Harper. If you're going to hit share and I hit steal, what happens? I wouldn't kill. If you hit share, math hit steal, you don't win any money. Yeah, I would be really mad. Now what happens if I hit steal and you hit steal?
You still don't win any money. We don't win any money. So if you're going to bet on me hitting share. Yeah. You're hoping I hit share. Yes. Then if I hit share, why wouldn't you just go ahead and hit steal? Either way in that game. Because now you get to double your money. Yeah, but I wouldn't make you mad or I would be mad. You know?
Why would you be mad if you took a bunch of money? Either way, it's 50-50 odds. So why would you put 50-50 odds on half the money? All I'm saying is if you guys are... If anybody listening to this is ever up against me in a steal or share game, you already know I'm clicking steal. And I don't really care what you do because that's the only logical option. And if you click steal and neither one of us won money, that's on you. And if you click share and I won money, thank you. I had a feeling that the MrBeast guy was going to steal it.
Like, I just had a weird feeling. She was gonna steal it, because she got annoyed with him at the end. Yeah. And then they both shared, and I was like, what type of ending is that? But she made way more money than she won.
Yeah, she posted like a series of videos after. Oh, yeah. She's posted a lot of YouTube videos. Wait, why? She gave it all away. People are like doing, like she's like getting a lot of views and stuff. I think no. Like I think she's actually getting a channel. Why does she give it all away? She can make more money. Think about the AdSense. True, true. The AdSense. I don't know. All right, guys, we're going to go ahead and end this episode. Thank you so much for watching. Also, thank you for letting us hit 1 million subscribers, guys. Thank you so much. I'm not mad, by the way, guys. I'm not mad. Wait, can we say it?