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There's something happening in this picture. Tell me if you can figure out what's going on. Alright, let's see it. First, Kate. I don't understand. I suffer from it every single day. It's so bad. Does it have to do with your hips being too wide that they fall off the chair or something? What? Does your hair get stuck in the little nail? Yeah. Wait, really? Okay, do it quickly. Hard to do it. No. Do it. Oh my gosh. Get a side note. Why is it? Is it all this after?
It's official! We're going on tour! Guys, we are going on tour! May 7th is when the tickets are going on sale. This is gonna be absolutely crazy. We are going to five countries, 30 cities. It's gonna be insane. So make sure to set your calendars. May 7th, baby! Yeah!
When you're running with the lions, lions
He's so main character he got a freaking bounce You're clearly very confused
It's not that I think I'm main character. Oh, no, he isn't main character. Okay, it's that I'm the only one here that knows how to have fun, so I bought a bounce house. Oh, no. He's having fun. Yeah, no one knows how to have fun. Can we, like, cancel them, please? Oh, no, we've been canceled. Oh, no. All right. Oh, no.
Oh no! You know when your little cousins trying to be funny and they just- Oh no! You laugh at them for one second and they just keep repeating what they said? Oh no! That's you guys right now. Oh no! Oh no! Why do you have a knife? No! I don't have a knife! No! Okay, do it quickly! No! Do it! Somebody give me tape! Somebody give me tape! Oh no! Oh no, he's deflating! He just started! Well, you started knife so he had to do it! Many times! Where's the minute? Oh no!
How many times have I told you not to use my kitchen knives? Yeah? It was the only knife that looked big. I did look for another one. The other ones were tiny. I think that tape's gonna work. Oh, no. It's going down too fast. Oh, no. Oh, no. Here, I'll help you. Oh, no. You need to get the tape over. I mean, my kitchen knives have... Whoa! I was gonna help you.
I wouldn't do it like that Cash. I'd wrap it around the whole thing. I'd be at the bounce house like this like a bread tie. If you wouldn't have seen the thing, the knife, then we wouldn't have done it so fast. Why do you have to see the knife? You wouldn't let me live a little longer? Yeah. Just live a little longer.
Oh no. Yeah. What are we gonna do? We're gonna die. We're gonna die. Oh no. Okay, how are you gonna? Oh no, gosh. Not the knife. Okay, alright, it's getting old. Did you get it yet? No. It's still deflated. Okay, honestly, this is a good time to tell you. We have another bounce house. Yeah, we have another bounce house for you guys. I don't think that's working.
Seriously? No. No, I hear it leaking. Okay, let me help you. No, everybody get away. I'll help you. Make this go quicker. Hold on. Whoa, you're deflating. I'm deflating fast. Would you like some help? Cash, would you like some help? No. I can help. All right, lift up. We can all help. I need to hear it. Oh, no, it's deflating again. I'm sorry. This is boring. Don't you ever say that about my podcast again.
What's happening?
Hey guys! Okay. No, Blackhead!
My gosh! Okay. Hey guys! Guys, guys! I think I'm allergic to feathers. Mom! No! This is ridiculous. Cash, why did you bring these on set? Feathers are poking me. Sit down! I'm in silence because this is just... I got feathers on my mind. Okay. Dude!
When I popped your bounce house, I was not trying to ruffle your feathers, okay? Listen, I thought we could have a nice pillow fight, so I was going to plan a pillow fight for later on in the episode, so I brought five pillows. But clearly, Maverick had to go and make an enemy on me and Harper, so I had to use them early. They're everywhere. Kate, don't shake. Don't shake. Don't shake. Oh, my gosh. Kate, do the chicken dance. Kate, do the chicken dance. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-
If you were to tell me two years ago that we would be going on a world tour I would say that you are insane I mean this is crazy I'm talking 30 cities, 5 countries, thousands of fans I'm so nervous Why is this emotional?
These tickets are literally gonna sell so quick!
Many, many, many birds. Gooses. Dude, I don't know if you guys can see on camera, but it is so thick in here of just like feather dust. Oh my gosh. Yep. Good thing our house cleaner's coming tomorrow. Wait, can you say, yo, what the feather doing? Yeah. Three,
Two one. Yo, what the feather? Doing. Yo, what the feather doing? How did you mess up your only line? You have one line to say what the feather doing. No, no, say yo, what the feather? Alright. You ready? Yo. Yo, what the feather?
I know you have feathers in that Red Bull over there. No, I've dusted off. I got freaking feathers in my pants, man. These are actually really soft. I know. For some reason, it kind of feels like snow. Think of all the dead geese out there because of this. Yeah, think. All these feathers came off a real bird.
Crazy. And your stupid pillow fight is where they ended up.
Isn't it kind of fun? Look, it's like snow. It's just like... No, it's not kind of fun. Don't do that, please. I think it's kind of messy is what it kind of is. No, I think it's pretty lit. Yeah. I need a mask. How does one even clean this? I don't know because the feather, it's surrounding me. I feel like there's just so much dust in the air. We attribute it absolutely not to a big old bad bounce house. Well, that was an impressive monologue. Can you... Are you done hitting me?
Hey, yo, why's your hair like that now? Here, let me put some feathers in. Wait, no, I just want to put feathers in your hair. Ow! Oh, dude. No, Mav, Mav, you gotta find the ends where they're pokey and just stick them in with the poke. Okay, let me do you. You know, this reminded me of that one time. Please stop, Cash. Cash, why? What?
I'm Feather Man. We honestly should dump some Elmer's glue all over Cash, and then he really gets what he wants. Whoa, you want to tar and feather me? Yes. Oh my gosh. What movie is that from? What? Where they get glue stuck all over them, and then they get feathered? I think that was a real life...
What do you like to know feather boy silly Part of this whole situation what what are you doing? Oh is the TV broken again? We just got this one today The TV works
I mean, it is. Please don't do that when I'm talking. Dude, I really expected your bounce house to last longer. I can't believe you looked at me when I was displaying my knife up the sleeve. Yeah, I don't understand. Yeah, I... Don't hit me with feathers. Please, just go sit down. Alright, let's continue on this...
She's really trying to ruffle your feathers. Yeah, you said that, Matt. Yeah, but I don't know if it hit last time. Guys, can we all please put a bunch of feathers in his mouth? Dude, what? Yeah, let's see how many feathers we can stuff up your nose. I'll hold it down. Don't worry. They're all already up there. All right. Kate, please. Sorry. I just wanted to save it and take it older. Let's continue on with this episode. Yeah, sure. All right. Last night, we went to the Minecraft movie. And you know what? In a previous episode, we told you all that we were excited to go see it. Let me tell you, it was so fun.
It was like a four out of ten. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Minecraft movie, dog water. We went. It could have been better. We went to like a 9.30 o'clock showing.
I lost hours of sleep for that. Yeah, and you know what? No one even said chicken jockey when the chicken jockey started. There was a couple people. No. Yeah, there was. It was silent. I have it on video. There was a couple people. No, no one said it. There was like one person. And I feel really bad because Pape only went to the movie to hear that and nobody said it with him. Oh, you know what else is sad about that? What?
We paid for the seats that do a little motion. It's supposed to be like 4D. D-Box. That is not the movie you should buy those seats with. No, but it was fun. I loved those seats. What the? Yeah, you know what? I've actually never sat in those seats. If we were going for Jurassic Park or something, it would be cool. Have you sat in those seats at the movie theater where they're like this? They move. Do you have feathers in your mouth?
No way you have feathers in your mouth. That would be crazy. Open your mouth right now. She doesn't got feathers in her mouth. Just go, Harper. She wouldn't do that. Harper, Harper. Harper's not that cool. She's about to vomit up feathers. No. That was a lie. Harper, have you ever been to detox? Seats in a movie theater? Detox? I've had detox before. No, not detox. Ah!
Something just went in my ear. Hey, she's asking you a question. No, I've never been a detox. No, it's not detox. I don't care. What if I just shove all the feathers down your throat and never cough them up again? You really want to shove them down his throat? Can we not do that, please? If you say it one more time, we might have to.
Yeah, well, I turned my D-Box seat off in case you guys were wondering. Yeah, we did. Dude, I'm not even kidding. Three minutes into the movie, I look over, Kate just turned her seat off. It's supposed to, like, do all the motions with the movie. Kate was like, not for me. That might be the lamest thing you could actually do. Pay for the seat that moves and then just be like, two minutes into the movie, nyah. Maybe. I lasted, like, 20, and maybe if you guys would have taken me to a better movie, but you took me to the Minecraft movie. So it barely even moves, and you were like, nyah.
No, it was so bad. I wanted to just fall asleep. And I was like, well, I can't fall asleep. And my chair keeps vibrating at me. Did you really fall asleep? I tried to. But it didn't work. Yeah, she did. You don't know what she did, bro. She was trying to fall asleep. And she wanted both of my hands to cuddle. She wanted both of them. So I was trying to get some popcorn. I was like, maybe I could just have a little bit of popcorn. And then she'd grab my hand and be like.
I mean, both hands is crazy. I was like, oh, no. They were sitting in separate chairs. I was trying to fall asleep. There was like a whole like blockade between them too. Yeah, so she had me literally like this. They were sitting like this. Get all the way over there. They were sitting this far apart. That's crazy. So she had me like this because she wanted to hold both of my hands. And I'd be like, maybe I could just get a little sip of my icy. Oh, nope. Okay. I was trying to fall asleep. Guys, I'm just like, why would we do this right now? I don't know. Should we bury someone in it? Yeah.
Yo, why would... Cash, why would you do this? Do what? You just started this big mess. You just... I did not know this was gonna happen. First of all, I did not start this. Oh my gosh. This is probably what you did.
of our duvet looks like because it's like a feathered down duvet oh you know i'd love to talk about our duvet what's it but this is just disgusting and i don't know what to do yeah oh no yeah or no like literally guys i don't understand like why we would like throw feathers around like this like okay oh popping a bounce house is one thing throwing feathers everywhere is another yeah because i'm not what yeah you know what you know what this reminds me of
You know when you're in the shower? What, Adam Sandler? Oh, no. You know what this reminds me of?
when you're in the shower and you're washing your hair and there's just hair sticking to your hands because your hair is falling out in the shower and you just can't get it off your hands and you're just like you're covered in hair and it won't go away and so the last thing you can do is crumble it all up and stick it to the wall so it gets off oh gosh i i recently lived with a woman now that i'm married and let me tell you the hair sticking to the wall thing is not okay
Yeah, that's whack. Do you do that, Harper? I don't. I noticed that all my friends do it. What? I don't do it. That's, hey, respect. Respect? You just let it go down the drain? I don't. I literally don't. You don't shed? I watch all. Oh, I do. But I watch all my friends put it on the wall like that, and I don't do that. You watch your friends shower? Yeah, what the? I shower with them. Okay, we'll move on. Anyways, Kinsey's hair, she takes it, and she puts it on the wall, right? And then I go in there to shower, and I'm like,
Have you ever seen her do it? What was that? I look at it and there's just a pile on the wall. And then I tell her after. Yo, you be quiet. Okay. I tell her after. And she's like, oh, yes, I'm sorry. I forgot I left that there. And you know what? Why there? I mean, why? What are you doing, bud? What are you doing? What are you doing? Okay. No, you have to bend it down. Turn it on. Turn it on. Let it go. Hey! Did you see that? No! No, it's coming right back at me! Oh, gosh!
Okay, that's enough. No, listen. No more fans. Okay. Yeah, I don't think the fan's working, but it's not really cleaning it up. In fact, you're actually just pushing it more in my direction. It's actually just coming over here. I mean, I feel great. That was an epic fail. Yeah. Have you ever seen Kinsey do it, though, in the shower? Pull it off? No. Oh. You've never seen me put it on the wall? No. Why?
After every single shower, I take it off the wall and I put it in the trash can. But this one time, I didn't take it off the wall. And he was like, what is that? You know what? No, no, no. Time out. Time out. No, no. Time out.
Yeah, time out. Why do you girls do that anyway? Why didn't girls' brains make them go, oh, that would be a good idea? It's because when you're washing, you can't just throw it down the drain because it clogs the drain. So you have to stick it to the wall so it doesn't go nowhere so you can throw it away later. Now, I will admit, I let it sit there for like a day or two because I wash my hair every day. A day or two? That's insane. One time I came in and it was in a heart shape. She was making art with it.
And she left it there? One time I came in and she spelled out I love you in her hair. Not attractive, Kate. Yeah, that's going to sit there and grow mold. He's going to be like, uh-huh. Asbestos. You know, it equals out because Cash leaves his ice cream wrappers and his Chobani. Yeah, that is the best.
I've ever had in our shower. What? Everybody eats now and then in the shower. You leave ice cream in the shower? No, they don't. What? You leave ice cream in the shower? No, I eat ice cream in the shower. I can honestly say I've never eaten while taking a shower. I don't like it. Well, y'all should try it. I don't like this either.
No, seriously, let me tell you. Don't you just get water in your Chobani? Here's the things I eat in the shower. I drink my yogurt. I eat ice cream. I eat popsicles. Listen, every single time you start with, in the shower, I eat. Everyone thinks you're weird. The fact that it's multiple things. Yeah, try it. Try it. Take a popsicle in the shower and your life will be changed. Stop acting like it's just a simple popsicle. I have walked in on you eating a plate of Panda Express, a bigger plate.
You're eating chicken in the shower, it's not weird if the water is hitting your back and you're just eating like this I love eating and I love warm showers. I get best of both worlds Why don't you try to get a bath or something? I do that too. That's for my bigger meals when I'm eating like
I'm not being serious. I eat steak in the bathtub. This has to be worse for you than like smoking, like inhaling all this. Oh, I'm getting feather lung right now. No, it's natural. It's from the earth. Wait, Harper, if you don't put your hair on the shower, like what do you do? Like when you're washing your hair, because when you wash your hair, your hair naturally just falls out. So where do you put it? You don't put it down the drain, do you?
No, it just goes to the bottom of the shower, and I, like, kind of wipe it off. So you let it go down the drain? Yes. Oh, well, that's worse. You're just, like, clogging your drain. I know, but then I like to clean it out. No, no. That's worse. You like to clean it out? Listen, I clogged the drain here, and Math had to, like, stick this little, like, tool down there. Blue thing, and, like... Yes, and it came out, and it was so disgusting. I love doing it. I love watching videos of it. Have you ever... Well, I'm assuming...
Not. What are you saying? Why do you stop mid-sentence? Wait, let me say something. Have you ever flushed a tampon and then... Oh, okay. Why are we talking about that? And then you clogged the pipes. You know what? Your hesitation was necessary. Have you? No, I've never flushed a tampon and clogged the pipes. Okay, I'm not even... What happened after you did it? Were you like, oh, no. I'm not even a female, and I know you're not supposed to flush a tampon down the toilet. Okay, I see the signs in bathrooms. Yes, you are. I flushed him on the toilet. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You see the signs that say don't flush tampons down the toilet in the bathroom? Yes. Men's restroom? Some restrooms are multi-people. Okay, okay, okay, okay. And sometimes I walk into the wrong one. Like, for instance, when I went to the casino and I was so worried about my loss, I was checking my bank statement, and then I look up and I'm in the female's restroom. How long were you in there? About as long as it took me to find the urinal.
okay i was very confused when there was no urinal it's like what'd they do with the urinals this is what is going on did it smell better in the girl's bathroom it was way way more fancier i'm pretty sure they even had like chocolate mints in there and then the lady came in and she was like oh and she like runs out of the bathroom and then i was like dude she just like came in my bathroom like that that's embarrassing for the lady and then and then she walked back in and i was like
It's me, huh? I'm the problem. And I'm the one in the wrong restroom. Well, I actually did walk in on my crush going pee once on purpose. Going pee once? Who says it like that? No, no, no. So he was going pee. He was doing the pee. No, it was a girl. And you walked in on purpose? No, yeah, I walked in on purpose. And you just faked it? You were like, oh, no. I was in kindergarten. And I walked into the restroom. I was like, oh, no.
Arnor. I literally just saw him. Arnor. Like, this is so bad. Arnor. And so I walked down. I was like, I'm so sorry. Like, Arnor. And then what? Did you guys share a pre-sign or something? Yes. Oh my gosh. This is tickling my nose. Did y'all used to? I mean, this is probably not. I'm going to sound like such an idiot, but I'm going to say it anyways because there's maybe one person out there who did this. Wait, I want to hear more stuff that you guys think is normal. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She was in the middle of a sentence. Yeah, but she's going to change the topic. Don't interrupt your wife like that. Oh, circle back.
Don't worry. We'll circle back. Don't change topics. When you're in the bathroom and you're just sitting there in like kindergarten, first grade, and you stare down at the floor. And in my elementary school, they had like square tiles that were really small. And I would just stare at them so long that I would start like hallucinating. Y'all ever do that? Yeah. Instead of coming out of the room, you stare at some tile and then you just started hallucinating and seeing things. I'm picturing Kinsey at five who's on the toilet. Her feet aren't even touching the ground. I don't think her feet touch the ground right now. She's just like...
She's just staring at the tile and she's like, squares. She's like, I'm hearing voices. Wait, Harper, do you know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what you're talking about. See? Because when I'm using the restroom and I'm like really hunched over like this. Oh, y'all are talking about the zone out. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, the zone out. That's a different thing. And you look down at the squares and then you like start hallucinating and you're like seeing brain bone almost. Yes, yes. Okay, wait, but that's only when a big one's coming, right? Oh, I think that's when you're like losing blood flow to your head because your head's so far over.
Okay. Yeah, you're hanging your head off. It could be. Maybe. I don't know. Cool scientific evidence, Mev. I wasn't. That was cool. Okay, well, we have some fans here today. Hilarious. Hilarious. Kate thought it was funny. He was keeping that joke for a while. That joke was off the knob. I don't get that. Oh, corn on the cob? Not knob?
Get it? Well, that really blew me away. Okay. Well, back to what Kate was talking about. What is more stuff like putting freaking your hair on the wall? Cash hates me. Did that camera get bumped? It got bumped. Yeah. Fix that camera. Sorry. Continue. You're talking about me? I want to just know more things that you guys do because I will never understand. Well, actually, I
i actually had an experience this is so bad this week oh sorry keep going oh you're good did you have something oh no no no all right i'll continue sorry no i had an experience this week so we were filming a youtube video and it was a nail art video so maverick calls me and says hey kate we're filming a video
where you're going to be doing your nails. I said, I already have my nails done. He said, go get them taken off. So I was like, okay, I'll go get my nails taken off. I go to the nail salon and they take my nails off. And then the day we were supposed to film, we didn't. So I went like three or four days without my nails and I'm not used to that.
And so I realized how different my life is because I'm so cautious of not breaking my nails. And one thing I was able to do was open my own Diet Coke can. Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Y'all can't open cans with nails. No. Are you crazy? So what do you guys do if no one's home? You're just like, well, guess I'm not drinking that. You have to use your...
You have to like get your thumb. You have to like shove it under there. Or I use my mouth sometimes. Sometimes I'm like. Oh, that can't be good for your teeth. Oh, you want to know something? I have a special talent where I can open bottles that spin or bottles that need to use bottle openers and I can just take them off of my teeth. Oh, that's not good for your teeth, Harper. No, you cannot. Swear. No, you don't. Get a bottle. Promise. I will get one next episode. There is no way. We will get one of those next episodes for you to do that. That can't be good for your teeth. Oh, speaking of your teeth. You want to do something funny? Yeah. Yeah.
I can just take a photo of you on AI and it'll just take your tooth out? Or I can send it to your mom and say you lost your tooth on the episode? Yeah, let's do it. She's like, I don't think she's gonna believe that. I don't think she will either. But,
When you have nails, you can't open it because it breaks your nails. So I was like, wow, I can open my Diet Coke can. So that's not normal for me. That is just insane that you guys can't open stuff with your freaking nails. Things only girls will understand. Hold your face, kind of. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt. Just make it chip the tooth so it's more believable. Yeah. Just tell it to chip a tooth. Tell her that Cash did it. Say that Cash accidentally hit her. Well, we were...
While we were pillow fighting. It's all Cash's fault. Hey, actually, this episode is a time where I take my lashes off and have a whole reset because I should just do that. Right in the middle of the episode? Yes. I don't know about that. I don't understand. My lashes are just falling off, so there's like no point in you. Oh, I hate it when girls take their eyelashes off. Oh my gosh, it's so scary. Oh, I'll take mine off at the end of the episode. I'll show you up close. Because when I do it, my eyelid like peels and stuff.
Yeah, I hate that. What do you mean your eyelid peels? You know when you, like, pull your lash and your lid just starts to stretch? Yes, it's the best thing of the whole day. I know, it's kind of satisfying. Dude, one time Kate put eyelashes on me and I did that and it felt so weird. Yeah. It felt like my eyelid was coming off. Oh, this feels so good. It does. When you finally get to take your lashes off and rub your eyeballs, that feels good. Okay. Wait, I got something. I got something. Wait, let me show this photo first. We got... Wait, you got the photo? Yes. All right, let's see it. Ooh.
I'm interested to see if this actually looks good. Should I share this to the TV? I think we can just have a pop-up. Alright, let's see, Mav. I'm seeing rainbow. Oh my gosh, I know that felt good. Wait, did you rip him off? Almost. Her eyelashes? What the heck happened to Harper's eyelashes? She has like half of them on. Why do you look like that?
But did the eye rub feel too good? Yeah, that... Oh, my gosh. It does feel so good at the end of the day when you just peel it off. It's like the equivalent to, like, a full body massage when you've had makeup on all day. Oh, my gosh. You just rub your face. Frank, there's a feather in my eye. Dude, that's always... It is one thing, dude. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know how you girls wear makeup all day. I...
I hate things on my face. Yeah. I mean, hate it. There are some days that I do just feel the weight of my makeup even more, and I'm like, I want to just rip it out of my face. Dang! You wear that much makeup, you feel the weight? Some days, it's just like the sensory issues I get from it just drive me up the wall. It won't chip her tooth. Wait, do y'all ever feel this way? When y'all, like, take your bra off at the end of the day, you're like, oh, that's good. No, it didn't. It's like a weight has been dropped. Oh, wait. Kenzie, what were you going to say? I want to see. Do you know... Well, she said not feeling when you take your bra off at the end of the day.
of the day. Wait, what are you guys? Wait, hold on. What are you guys talking about? Oh, I relate. At the end of the day, when you take your bra off. Yeah. It just is like, oh, wow, this is nice. Yeah. I mean, imagine wearing
a corset all day. You don't know what that feels like. Imagine wearing a really, really tight... Imagine a ratchet strap just right around your chest. Yeah, that. Imagine that. Actually, I have wore a corset once, but that's besides the point. What? What? He did. I did. It was for a video. No, we just did it for fun. Yeah, it was for fun. I took a photo of you in it.
and it's for photoshoot no we just framed it for the house yeah we did we're like this would be a funny picture so i put on a corset we took a picture of it we blew it up into a giant picture and then it was uh it was in our house uncanny do you see something wrong with this picture like why would a girl hate this picture oh wait wait i'm good i'll figure this out do you know what's
Don't say it. Hold on. Wait, Mav, you know that easily? Yes. Wait, hold on. What? What is wrong with this image, Mav? Like, why would a girl not like this? Do I look uncanny? Harper! No, no, no, no, no. Uncanny? Is that what you said? Okay, I'm gonna try to figure this out, this mystery. If you can please stop interrupting me. Yeah, okay. You got it. Harper, would you like a makeup wipe? Yes! I'll go get you one. Oh my gosh, thank you.
You da bomb. I mean, this is going to take 30 years for Cash to figure this out. I can't believe it. It's just a simple picture. Let me see it. Kate's engine to everything. I don't understand. Look at that. Oh. I don't understand possibly what is wrong with that image. And the fact that Harper just knew it right away and Kate after Kinsey showed it. I suffer from it every single day. It's so bad. Especially in Spanish. Yeah, I do not, not wish to go back to that. That's okay. That's okay. Okay.
Is it have to do with your bra strap hitting the back of the chair? That's what I was thinking. No. What? No. I don't know. Maybe it was uncomfortable. Is it have to do with like, I don't know, like your hips being too wide that I fall off the chair or something? What? Is that it? No. You think we have to? No. That's crazy. Not a small chair. It's the chair's fault, not yours. No, actually look at it. Like especially. You gotta look deep. How about to be in Spanish class every day? Is it something with like your hair? Like your hair hits it or something?
Oh, okay. You're getting close. Oh, your hair goes through the cracks. No. Does your hair get stuck in the little nail? Yeah. Wait, really? Yeah. I cooked. Yeah. No, I'm a cook.
I lost it. No way. Yeah. Wow, I'm a cook. When you're sitting in that little school chair. Show me another one. When you're sitting in the little school chairs and those little silver beads are just yanking on your hair and you're losing hair quicker than you do in the shower. Oh, wow. Why'd you talk country all of a sudden? Quicker than you do in there. Washroom. The washroom. The washroom. No, show me another one of those. I like those. I'm going to be able to think like a girl.
I will be a girl by the end of this episode. Shove your shirt full of those, Kat. Okay. It's things that only girls understand because you just don't have those problems. What? Like, you've never had the problem of your hair getting stuck in the chair. I can't wait to go home and shower all of a sudden. Yeah. To shower what? Uh...
my makeup and my chuzz off. I look like a chuzz, honestly. We look like a chuzz. We have like an hour of cleaning ahead of us once we're done filming. Yeah, we do. Come on, Kinsey, show me another one of these. I got a good one. She's getting them. I don't want to show Kate though either because I want to see if she actually gets it. Maybe. Are you going to sing the Korn song today? No. I'm going to keep asking you. Hey, can we hear one of the guys? She's getting it.
Stop being impatient. You're so impatient. Okay. Yeah. You tell me if you know what's going on in this picture. Wait, hold on. What? There's something happening in this picture. Tell me if you can figure out what's going on other than the obvious. All right. Let's see it. First, Kate. Yeah. You got it? I know it. Wait, let me see. You can pass it around. Okay. Let's see. Let me see. She's eating cake. Oh, I know.
Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know. I know, I know. I don't know if you do know. No, I know. I promise you I know. Wait till everybody sees it. I promise you I know this one. Let me see this one. It's a thing only girls would know, Harper. No, and me. And me. I can barely catch. You're saying only girls will get this. It's one of two things. You're telling me that only girls will understand this photo? Yes, Matt. That is what she said. That is not true. Thanks for saying it again. Because I will understand this photo. I already know it. Harper, do you get it?
A little bit. It's one of two things. I already know it immediately just like that because I'm pretty cool. What are the two things you think it is, Harper? Well, I actually don't say that because... Yeah, because I know the female species really well, so I know it. Okay, then what is it? Okay, I'm just going to say it because Mads looked at it too long. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, is it Photoshop? No. What is it? It is... She's trying to keep her lipstick from falling off while eating the cake. Fuck.
That is it. Or smearing or whatever. You nailed it. That's what I thought. Let's go. I knew it. You're practically a woman. Mine was getting like hair stuck in the cake and then eating it. Oh, it could be. Oh my God. Yeah. Put your hair behind
and then it like gets cut. I'm sorry, what? You eat your hair? That's so good. You guys are insane. When you're eating like pancakes and syrup, you have to make sure your hair's back and you like put your shoulders up so you don't get your hair cut. Oh, I kind of relate to that a little bit. When I'm eating like something messy like pancakes and syrup, I have to make sure all the seeds are back. Did y'all see that? It's just the way that every time I rotate my hair. Every time?
Yeah. Every time I have to, when I eat pancakes and syrup, I have to roll up my sleeves as deep as I can. And I mean, be prepared. Dude. Yes. You are the messiest eater I've ever met in my life. You know that? The other day, your Panda Express was everywhere. What? What?
Did you guys... You cleaned it up, probably. Probably. Did you see it on the counter? I think I did, yeah. Oh, no. It was like... I mean, it was everywhere. I threw away the bowl. You left it out. I was like, I can't even look at this. Everything was falling out of the bowl, so I threw the bowl away. But I left the mess, and I think Kate cleaned it up. I'm talking cash. You had, like, five pieces of orange chicken just on the counter. Sauce, like...
A huge amount of salt just like dripping down. I actually was like, I thought Stella had just gotten into the food. That's probably what happened. Oh, yeah. You're going to blame the dog? I mean, probably. You think Harper can punch you with all that and it won't hurt? No, it's feathers, Matt. It's not freaking a bulletproof jacket. Well, I'd fill it up more if she's going to hit you. Wait, Matt, you're telling me you saw the mess and you picked it up
I'm okay. No, I'm really okay. She's not hitting me. I don't know. Why are you doing that? Because it will make better content. It would really be good for the viewers. I mean, they want to see it. They do. That's okay.
I got another one. All right. Why are you looking at me like I look ugly or something? All right. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Okay. Hold on. Don't look at me. You're saying you saw the mess. You picked it up halfway and then just left the rest? Yeah. That was kind of crazy. That's pretty lazy of you. It was your mess. I mean, I get that. You left it. I get that. You cannot call me lazy. No, no. I get that. But like. Kate can definitely call me lazy. Yeah, but listen. But I did throw away the bowl. But you left it. No, no. Start cleaning half of the mess as well. How many messes of mine has Cash picked up?
Lot more than you would know and let me tell you something no When Stella chews up toys guess what I clean it up yeah, yeah, yeah, of course You know when your dog threw up in my room. You know I clean it up Yeah, and guess what I do the same thing and what I'm saying is clean up a mess halfway is like almost worse and lazier than just You know what's worse than that? You look like a sack of potatoes. That is worse than that. Yeah, sack of potatoes. Stuff your shirt so we can punch you. Stop it! I got a picture!
Okay, that's you. You're not gonna understand this one. Well, actually, y'all won't understand it, but some guys might actually understand this one. Okay, that's you. All right. Oh, yeah. Okay, obviously, that's the headband thing. Hair tie. You got a hair tie on your wrist. Okay, well. I mean, that was level one. Headband is crazy. I've seen women before. What? I've seen women. Yeah, come on. I've been around a lot of women. Oh, we know. I also wore hair ties on my wrist.
Remember scrunchies when girls would try to give guys scrunchies and make them wear them? I remember one time. That was pretty sus. No, no, no. I got a story for y'all. I'm confessing, and to this fan, I'm sorry. So one time, Cash and Maverick, long, long time ago, many years ago, they did their own tour. Cash and Maverick. Are you upset? What? You sound like you're upset. Yeah, this is normally how a story starts when Kate's mad. No, so Cash and Maverick, a long, many years ago, did their own tour. What was it? The Whatever It Takes Tour? Yes. They did the Whatever It Takes Tour. Whatever It Takes.
performed their songs. Oh my gosh, did any of you guys go to the Whatever It Takes tour? Side note. Whatever. I'd be crazy if y'all went to the Whatever It Takes tour and then you also still watch the podcast. You're a real one. You're an OG. So Cash and Matt were on tour and I went to the Oklahoma City show and I'm sitting up with the family and stuff
And the girls all start shooting their scrunchies on stage. This was 2019, okay? It was the vibe at the time. You have to understand. So they're being pelted with scrunchies. I mean, hundreds of scrunchies flying at them. Just left and right. Just...
If you guys want to throw scrunchies at any of our LL Podcast shows, feel free. I felt like Cobra Kai dodging them on. No, you weren't. And that was the issue. You see, that's where the whole issue came in is I'm in love with Cash silently, okay? And he was in love with me whether he wanted to admit it or not. We all knew. Whether he wanted to admit it or not, he was in love with me. But he didn't actually.
like it yeah i did yeah i did i made out with you that day okay well what point yeah i did in the back room so anyways pretty much pretty much the girls are all throwing scrunchies on stage and i see this hot pink scrunchie fly and all these scrunchies were like a light pink this one was hot it was the only one so cash picks up the hot pink scrunchie and puts it on his wrist and i said uh-uh
uh-uh and i was mad because i just watched my husband put another girl on his wrist not your husband a guy you were going to kiss later that night yeah so my husband had another girl's crunchy on his wrist so i took matters into my own hands after the show the boys had brought all the scrunchies back to the green room and i went back what well he just had to pick him up off the stage and i went back
there we had a big scrunchie fest yeah and they were pretty much like well what are we gonna do with all these scrunchies and then they were like kate would you like a scrunchie and i said i would actually and i took the one off his wrist and i took that one
And I still have it to this day. You use it? No way. That's crazy. I don't use it. I just have it like at my parents' house in like my dresser or something. That's crazy. Man, shout out to the girl with the hot pink scrunchie in Oklahoma City. In Oklahoma City in November 2019. I'm sorry, okay? I had jealousy issues. Kate now owns your scrunchie. I know. I own that scrunchie. All right, Kinsey, what do you got? You own that scrunchie. I got another one. All right, let's hear it.
You own that. I'm not going to say anything. Oh, yeah. It's the picture. I forgot. We got to look at the picture. It's tragic. All right. Let me see. Let's see what we got here. Cash looks like a goof.
i really want to hit him with all that padding yeah same i don't understand why he's not stuffing his shirt more it's embarrassing for him oh i know what that is i know what that is that's easy that's easy don't take too long now don't take too long nah i like that for like two sec yeah oh my gosh wait i'm thinking what would people throw on stage at us that because like scrunchies probably like popcorn and water bottles and boo us off no but like scrunchies are 2019 like what's makeup products from
Barbara's like, gift cards, money. No, that would be dangerous. Do you think you understand math? I do. What do you think? What emotion would happen if I looked at that picture? You'd be sad. Why? Very sad. Because your eyebrow pencil, lead. It's not eyebrow. Lip liner. Pencil. Thing. Fell out. The little lead piece fell out. The piece that you draw with fell out. And anything else? Uh...
It was small. No, it snapped. I don't know. The cap is too small. It did not snap. That was the cap. Yeah. The fact that it was so used that there was like only a little bit left. Oh, so nothing broke? Yeah. Well, the last little piece fell out. Yeah. And then there was, it's probably a discontinued lip shade because brands like to do that. And so you can't repurchase your favorite lip shade. Wait, so I was right.
Oh my gosh, I love Bath and Body Works, but they suck for their stupid limited edition smells because they hook me because I want the smell and I smell it and I love it and I want to marry it and then it's gone. What? Before you know it. Okay. Yeah, no, that's how I feel about how I feel about, what's it called? How I feel about the foam that they had and it fuzzes in your hand. What are you talking about? Yeah, the limited edition foam that fuzzes in your hand for the soap.
uh-huh at bath and body works i got you dog i don't think she i don't think he knows 150 million views 150 million guys 52 hard what what is like the 2025 version of scrunchies right now all right probably stanley's or a wallah uh i'll tell you oh police no it is bows girls have oh yes if somebody's throwing hell it's definitely bows i might actually keep those
I love a good bow. A good bow. All right. Do you guys have anything else that you don't think are genius minds? I was trying to find a picture, but I couldn't find a picture to represent it. So I'm going to draw one real quick for you. You're going to draw? I'm going to draw it. You want to use a Sharpie on the wall? I have a lot, actually, that I know. You sure? But I think you'll understand them as far as what is going wrong in the picture, but I don't think you understand why it's sad. Here, I got one. I got one. See if you girls know this one.
What urinal do you pick quick quick the one in the middle middle dang? Yeah, why why it's the farthest away from each person yeah clearly? Because I'm not doing that wait listen hold on I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you this one Harper stop what number do you pick ready? What number? Okay, wait, whatever do you pick hurry? Seven was correct five
Five okay, are you what you try to see the other guys? Yeah, what? No, no stop five you go as far away as possible look at it again, but what happens? I mean I may perhaps do four okay. Well, okay. That is a good thing Katie's not a man Okay, well can you tell me what's wrong? What what what what's what's going on in this picture?
Let me see. Yeah, that's a good one. I had to draw it myself. You drew a picture yourself? Oh, heck no. Let me see. Yes, Kate, we understand what's going wrong in this picture. What? You made it very self-explanatory. Wait, let me see. You pretty much just told us what was going on in the picture. Can you tell me what's wrong?
What do you mean? You're out of conditioner, but you have shampoo. Yeah, but why would that happen? Now you're going to shampoo your hair, and then you don't have conditioner after. See, that's the thing. You, like, slightly understand, but you don't really fully understand. Is it because you, like, double condition your hair? No. It's because you double shampoo your hair. You use lots of shampoo, and then you go buy a new shampoo bottle, but then your conditioner bottle is never on the same level. It never runs out at the same time.
You're always out of one. You're always out of just one. You never have them both full at the same time. So rude. Is that really like a thing? Yes. Really?
Cash, why won't you stuff your face with more pillows? I'm not stuffing my face with pillows. That doesn't even make sense. What? Can you just put a pillow on your head? Maverick asked you to do it. One pillow on your head. No, guys, stop talking about it. Maverick told you to do it. Why aren't you... Oh, Maverick told me to. You disobeyed me, son. Oh, I got another one. You should have let him. Maverick told me to. Stupid. I guess I gotta do it. Stuff more of those feathers in there. Come on. All right. I got a good one. Maverick told me to do it. Don't you worry, everybody.
I've got a good one. All right, what is it, Kenzie? I'm about to show you. Why do you make us wait? She's like, I got it. I'm stuck. I'll show you in a minute. While she's doing it, Cash, please stand up. Oh, my gosh. What is wrong with this picture? Demonstrate how to execute an attack. What? I got it. Yeah, let's go. Stand up, Cash. Oh, my gosh.
Really lock those feathers in there. Oh, I'd hold your shirt tight. Hold your shirt tight So it like doesn't fall off the bottom Okay Everybody makes mistakes hit him hard I look he's actually in pain Wait, she hit your what?
What do you mean, Kinsey? I said she hit my solar plexus. I hit him so hard that my fist hurts. Say it again. My solar plexus. Do you know what he's talking about? I don't. We can just move on, though. I do know what he's talking about. Just ignore it and it goes away. Solar? That was kind of weird. It's a red spot? The way it makes no noise when it falls is really trippy. Like, you can't hear anything.
Yeah. Wait, Kinsey, you don't know what a solar... Did that actually hurt? Nobody knows. Everyone knows that there's... Wait, no, pause, pause. Matt, what's a solar plexus, please? Your solar plexus are right here. It's a muscle? No, it's where, like, your ribs, like, finally come to, like, the beginning of your sternum. Oh, it's where... I get really bad cramps there. Right where your sternum starts, here at the bottom, you can hit there. Right here? We're just right. Oh, I do. I get really bad cramps. Even just touching it, it's like... If you don't have to be hit that hard, and you'll just be like...
Yes, so I hit him in the... It knocks the air out of you. I hit him in the sternum. Kate, stand up. No. We will demonstrate. We will demonstrate solar plexus. No, I'm ready. I'm not going to hit you hard. Ready? So here's your solar plexus. Ready? Oh, cat! Ready? Okay, ready? I'm just going to tap it. Ready? Somebody clip that! Show up out of the hospital! Oh my gosh! She's going to be so mad about that. Oh my gosh, I can't even touch it, guys. Wait, Kate, let us bury you. Let us bury you.
Oh my goodness. Oh my god! She's disappeared! You actually cannot see any part of your body. That's concerning. Here, wait. Let's do it. You are completely gone. Wait, quickly. Everybody get here and let's see if they can... We're gonna play a game called Spot Kate. We'll make it a short. Alright, ready? Okay. I think they're gonna spot you, idiot. It's obviously a giant pile of feathers. Okay, ready? There's a random person hidden on this set somewhere. Can you spot them? No. I think they can.
Where could they be? Sit down, you idiots. What are we doing? Oh, show yourself. Come on. Oh. There she is. Wow, there she is. Wow. Like this video if you saw her. And subscribe. Kay is going through something right now because I know how that feels. You know how it feels to be feathered up? Feathered up? Goose feathers? Whoa, it's kind of like a hair thing. Kay, that's like as close as you'll get to ever being a bird.
That's a really crazy feeling. No, tell me this. I could see this being... Wait, you're right. Look, I could see this being like a girl's like hairstyle. Wait, you just hit like a cool memory for me, Mav. It's like, can I get a feather haircut? Guys, stop it. Look, this is the future of hair, girls' haircuts. They're gonna put feathers. There's a lash in her hair. But like a bunch of little ones. Yeah. Yeah, no, not like the freaking 2010 like feather one. Did y'all used to ever see
i believe i can fly we're getting stuck in her eyebrow you know what i'm talking about yeah i feel you did guys i don't wait hold on stop stop wait kinsey what are you saying my grandma used to make me climb on top of the refrigerator and i would jump off the refrigerator into her arms and we would sing together i can fly okay how old were you three what then you remember yeah okay i hey so
your grandma was trying to get you hurt i don't mean to alarm anybody but when i was down there i was feeling very claustrophobic and i couldn't breathe super well so if you're ever thinking about being piled under a bunch of goose feathers i wouldn't recommend are these real goose feathers they're real feathers everybody take note of that well are you sure they're not trying to help all right do you guys have anything else that girls do that guys don't understand uh i feel like there's probably a list of things honestly so oh my gosh oh
the craziest notifications on my ring doorbell thing this one from my neighborhood alert team said one time one time somebody was like i lost my chicken has anyone seen it those are so funny oh but no this one says is this your dog doing seven thousand dollars worth of damage to my brand new car oh my gosh wait what is this that's where they get estimated as the dog's doing tonight one time oh
Oh, okay. If you don't understand what she's saying. Yeah, I don't know what you're saying. The Ring app sends you notifications for people in your area. Like the doorbell camera? It's like you can post. It's like a community page you can post on. Like, hey, someone's dog is in my front yard, essentially. Someone's dog is in my front yard. And it gets sent out to everybody in the area that has a Ring account.
So Kinsey gets notifications all the time, but they're crazy notifications from like people in her area. And somebody said, did you lose a chicken? Yeah. That's not a chicken. Is that what it feels like to be a guy like with all their hair in the front? Oh, no. Oh, no. That's crying. One time I got a notification and it was like, like a paragraph. And it was like, guys, please,
please stop jumping my fence. I really don't have enough money to pay for this anymore. It was like going on for like sentences and sentences. And I was invested. I was like, what is happening to this person? And I get to the end. It's like, stop filling my hot tub with bubbles. Yeah.
I thought it was so funny. Wait, somebody was jumping their fence and filling their hot tub with bubbles? Yeah, they were just pouring like dog dish soap in there and every time they turned on the hot tub it would just overflow. Oh, God. That's so cruel. Oh, no. That's what they do to the community hot tub and all the teenagers when I was little used to fill the...
tub with bubbles that's horrible yeah it was so bad wait but we were all like our gnar and stuff do you guys even know why we're saying oh gnar no but it's getting quite annoying kate does what kate are we set we i knew kate yeah huh the mermaids the mermaids yeah okay anyways i have another one all right let's hear it okay so picture this i'm laying in bed at night
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is another thing that only girls understand? Yes, but I'm going to act it out for you because I don't have a picture. Wait, you're going to what? I'm going to act it out because I don't have a picture. Okay, let's see it. Okay. Okay, I'm going to do it now. She always announces. Yeah, nothing's better than Kate's acting, so this is going to be great. So I'm going to just make a bed real quick. I'm going to make a bed real quick so you guys really get the vibe. Okay.
I mean, that actually looks pretty comfy. I could knock out of there for a few hours. Okay, ready? Oh. There's no... What? Wait, Matt. I mean, I know she can't breathe right now. Okay, well, there's no way girls actually do that. Your knees are in your chest. I don't think I even do that. Girls do not do that. There's no way. Okay, so what are you, pretending to be a bowling ball? What's going on? Okay, so what is it? I thought you would know. Were you trying to hold in a fart? Ha ha ha ha!
I don't understand, Kate. Yeah, what was that? I feel like I didn't have a good enough bed, so it didn't really do it justice. So I'm going to make another bed and try again. Wait, move the feathers out of the way. We can barely see you. Just, like, move the feathers out of the way completely so we can see you. Why would girls do that? Okay, that's good enough, Kate. Okay, so this is my new bed. You don't really need to reenact it again. Okay, try again. Okay. Bowling ball. Right side bowling ball.
fetal position upwards holding stomach your cramps or something I don't know that's way that's never happened to me right oh my goodness yes she ate too much ice cream in the shower wait that was a good one yeah your cramps what's going on are you okay you got talking to the microphone sorry I thought we had I thought we had a boom mic now we do what what was it is it the cramps oh nobody knows
I know. No, no one really knows. Oh, yeah. It's like trying to get comfortable when you have cramps. Okay, well, also. We just said that. Yeah, another thing about it. Wait, no, we just said that. And then you pull this position but laying down. Look, you pull this position laying down. This is the cumbiest position ever. Oh, I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. Oh, like you're peeing on a fire hydrant? Wait, yes. You know what she's saying? Yeah. It's the one leg hiked up like a dog. Guys do that.
No, I don't, but I know what she's saying. I would never. I sleep directly on my side in the fetal position every night. Remember two episodes ago when I literally sat on that six-inch thing? Yeah, that was horrible. Anyway, what is everybody's actually go-to sleeping position? Matt, go. What is it? You know automatically. Just say it. Stop thinking. I'd roll around. I'd mix it up. There's not really a go-to. We fit together like a puzzle piece. Come here, Matt. That's what every couple says. We're not going to cuddle on the podcast. Come here.
Uh oh, live cuddling. We're not cuddling. I don't want to die. Is that kind of weird? Is it? Yeah. No, it's fine. Cuddle. Standing up and all. Yeah. What?
I just fell asleep. Wait, I'm so confused. What do you mean you fall asleep like that? They fall asleep standing up. He lays on top of you? You guys ever seen how cows fall asleep standing up? Do you ever like at least lean against the wall? One time we were sleeping like that and Cash walked in and just shoved us over. It's like tipping cows, man. Whoa. You're calling me a cow? No.
Either sleep like this with my feet together like like in that dog pee position but with my feet closed off or or or something like like like something please so something like like this and
Wait, what? Knees together, feet apart? Yes. Oh, I... Oh, go ahead. Oh, sorry. I do stomach. Yeah, Kata sleeps flat on her stomach. That's how she falls asleep. But then by the time she wakes up, she's flat on her back. I sleep on my side. Very interesting. How do you breathe? I don't. What? I sleep exactly like this. Oh, you're so demure. Yeah, I sleep like one of those baby angels. I sleep like that. Very classy. Yeah. Very, very classy. No, I actually do sleep on my side a little bit.
Uh-huh. Yeah, okay. Anyways, guys, make sure to subscribe so we can hit 3 million followers. 10 million and we can become the biggest podcast channel in the world. I had a whole other picture. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you guys next time. Peace out.