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Guys, I was surfing on YouTube the other day, and I actually found, believe it or not, I believe I have found the worst YouTuber to ever exist. I still don't know who you're talking about. Oh, let me show you. These videos are astronomically- Wait, why are you just throwing shade at someone right now? Yeah. What if this YouTuber sees it, and they want to beef with you, and they call you out for a boxing match? Oh, I feel bad if this YouTuber is freaking-
If they watch this, that's... That's me. We're going to have to cut this, Maverick. You can't just talk crap about someone like that. Look at this. Who's that? Like, I'm falling asleep right now. Oh, no. Oh, no. I like it. I would watch that type of thing. I would.
People like that type of stuff. Yeah, people like to fall asleep while they're watching YouTube sometimes. Yeah. I actually had someone say when she came up to me in public, she was like, oh my gosh, are you from the LL Podcast? I was like, yeah, girl. She was like, I fall asleep to y'all's podcast. I was like, ooh. What the heck? Somebody put that to me too. So you're making your videos for people to fall asleep to? No, I...
I thought it was a good video. Is it not a good video? I think it's a great video. It's like instead of turning on rain noise people just turn on Kate's video. Alexa, play Kate Marie's YouTube videos. I think you have like a calming voice, which is a good thing. No, Alexa, no! Alexa, stop! Alexa, stop! Alexa, stop! Alexa, stop!
Look what y'all did. Oh, now we got the music playing. And we're going to get copyright strike. I don't even know. This is what happens. We're not getting copyright strike today. We're not getting copyright strike. This is what happens when you make fun of people. La, la, la, la, la. Nobody's going to understand a song. Alexa, stop. Can somebody take over the la, la, la, la, la. There we go. All right. You know I have to like literally bleep every time y'all say the A name? Why?
Because it's annoying when it goes off at other people's house. That's funny. Alexa, Alexa, Alexa. Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa. Yeah, no, I mean, your YouTube videos are, they're something. I think they're amazing. Have you even watched one? No, but. There you go. Thanks, Harper. Wait, let me, let's see here. Because that's actually crazy because I decided, I was like, you know what? I'll start making YouTube videos. People might like to watch it.
Apparently I was wrong. I did actually see some they had a lot of news. I'll be real They're not they're not that bad, but I thought they were pretty good, but cash cash thought otherwise what you're Insulting me. I thought I was just like kind of mocking him cuz that's the stuff He says when did I say this? Me him and Alex went to dinner and he was like Bad like like the whole thing. He's like look at this thumbnail. Oh
This is her thumbnail. I did not. He has made me call this up. I never said. No, I'm not. We never even went to dinner. This is a great thumbnail. Alex. Back me up. No. This did not happen. You are just trying to make me look bad right now. You are such a liar.
He's lying to you. Listen, guys. When I was making that video, I was like, oh, I'll make a thumbnail. And I made one, and I showed it to Cash. And I, before he went to dinner, because I know this night when y'all went to dinner. Before they went to dinner, I was like, do you think this would be a good thumbnail? And Cash looked at it. Didn't even look at it for half a second. He goes, oh, my gosh, no. No, no, no, no. See, who's lying now? Who's lying now? That was a different thumbnail. That was a different one. And I gave you my honest opinion. Honesty is lovely. Honesty.
Honesty is the best policy. Yes. Thank you. And you've agreed with me that it was a bad thumbnail and you used a different one. Yeah. That's all I'm saying is I knew that he thought my thumbnail, my first thumbnail wasn't good. Oh yeah. He just kept talking trash the whole dinner. And me and Alex disagreed with him. We thought your thumbnail was better. And he was like, what? No. Oh my gosh. This thumbnail is way better. Wait, guys, rate the drip.
You look like a highlighter. Okay. Like a pink popsicle. No. No. So, look. Oh, I got a stain on it from... And, Kate, you look like a fan. A fan? Are you a big fan of your husband? Big fan kind of girl? That's my old merch. Not going to lie. The merch is kind of hard.
It was just the, I just was like, you know what, I gotta put something on. Anyways. I mean, I actually kind of like it. Okay, before we get completely off track. Wait, wait, before, wait, actually, what were you going to say before I say my thing?
If you guys want to go watch my YouTube video, and tell me what you guys think. Oh my gosh, he's like, people are going to watch that. That's not good. That was what he just did. I like Kate's YouTube videos. I fall asleep to them every night. I think they're great. Oh my gosh. Well, my channel is like... What do you mean? No, I'm complimenting your channel. You said your channel is supposed to be... Cash, stop acting like that. No, you don't. No, you said your channel is supposed to be calming and boring. No, that's her words.
that's what she told me that's what she told me poor girl i mean you said no she told me she said i know they're boring but they're supposed to be boring and calming like no okay are they that's literally here's the thing is i personally this is gonna sound so weird i personally do not like watching that style of videos actually and i can admit that the ones you are making yeah then why do you make them because i like making them
But you don't like watching them. I guess you're pretty nice to me. No, I like, like, I probably, me personally, I probably would not go watch it unless it was someone like I really liked, but I don't watch YouTube in general. They're not paying attention to you. Wow. Who's rude now?
it's just getting so boring that was crazy guys have y'all heard my laugh lately yeah what's up with that i know how about have you got covid no i i don't i just i i don't know what's going on i recently i've been laughing and it turned into a cough you know what that sounds like what mono ebola what's ebola
Ebola. Ebola. Also. Wait, I'm breathing through my ears. No, you're not. I'm not joking. There's air going through my ears and out my mouth. No. Gosh dang it. I can hear you breathing through your nose. I can see it. I literally, there's. Plug your nose. Do it again. Like, there's. Yeah, see, it's not working. It's coming through my ears. I found the funniest clip of Maverick. Wait, is that your merch? Because it's like a C on the bottom and an M on the top.
No. No. It's actually Murph's Life merch. Anyways. But we did have a logo that looks like this. Yeah. Did you know that? No. Oh. Actually, yeah. Did you have their merch? Yeah. Were you a fan of Cash and Maverick when they were like... Did you ever buy our merch? No. Did you know that they had like a meet and greet and a show in Dallas? No. Oh. Oh, no. So you weren't a true fan. Oh, no, no, no. No.
Would you have gone? No. No, Harper would have gone because she would have been like 10. 100% she would have gone. It was in 2019. Oh, I was actually busy at Taylor Swift's concert, Reputation. Oh, yeah. That was in 2018. Oh, yeah. October 10th. What? October 10th. Is what? My birthday. No, it's not. It...
Yeah, that's a problem. Why did your laugh turn into a cough? Oh, no. She does have Ebola. Yeah. Ebola. My mom hasn't checked it out for me yet. Ebola is the correct way to pronounce it, by the way. So I don't know why you're laughing. Ebola. I think they're two different things. Ebola and Ebola. No, you're thinking of Ebola. Guys, if I'm going to be honest, I'm tired. Like, today is just a gloomy day. It's actually very sunny outside. It's very sunny. No. Oh. Energy drinks give you heartburn. You know what reminds me of Ebola? Your face. Your face.
I've always thought that, but I never... I thought I was alone. I didn't want to be the one to say it. You know what reminds me of Ebola? When I got tested for COVID-19 in Mexico. No. You know what they did to me? What? They stuck a Q-tip up your nose just like they did everyone else. Unconsensually. What do you mean? Listen.
You don't know what unconsensually means? No. It means I did not... I don't know if unconsensually is a word. I did not consent to it going up my nose. Oh. To get back to America, you had to take a COVID test. And we were in some very small town in Mexico. We were in a village. It was a village. It was literally a straight village in Mexico. It takes a village. And... You know that saying where they're like, it takes a village. It takes a village. To what? Like moms say that to raise kids. It takes a village.
Anyways. It takes a village to raise kids. I hate to interrupt. I'll let you finish your story. So we're at this village. Hold up. Wait. You called me a fan, but you're wearing NF merch and you don't even know the man. Oh. I'm wearing my husband's name on my shirt. That's what's weird about it is you're wearing your husband's name. Oh. I'm not wearing anything because I'm my own person. I'm iconic. What? I just think wearing your husband's name is kind of...
Why is that weird? I'm as big a fan as I should be. Wait, what if we wore our own merch? Okay, so I was in this village. I was in the village. And to get back to America, you have to take a COVID test. And this lady does it to Maverick. I don't know how. Took it like a champ. It's crazy, man. And this stick is like this long. She went deep in there. In case you're wondering, look at my head. Look at my head compared to the size of the stick.
Wow. Okay, if it's in my nose, that means it's touching my brain. It's touching your frontal lobe. And she takes this stick and she's like, well, first of all, the stick was like this long. It was a long stick. And she grabs it and she's like, this much has to go up your nose. I was like, that's not happening. Oh my God. I literally thought I said, that's not happening. But she doesn't speak English, so she's like, okay. Yeah, I was like, no, no. And she was like, because the language barrier. And then she just goes,
Bam it goes up my nose and I smack her No, I imagine a little poorly You did she doesn't I was Actually, yeah, that's crazy. I was like, okay, sorry Okay, cuz I got this. Yeah, I'm gonna do it Matt. Did it I can do this I can do this. Oh
And then she did it again. And I was like, okay, go. And she doesn't. And I was like, no. And I smack her head again. And now she's mad. This actually happened like seven or eight times. Yeah. And then she got mad. And she was pretty mad after a couple times. At first she's laughing, thinking it's kind of funny. And then it wasn't funny anymore. And then to get it done.
This is the worst pain of my life. I can never go back to this. I'm never going back to that village. Were you in Costa Rica or Puerto Rico? Costa Rica is not a village. We were in Mazute. Costa Rica Mazute? No. It wasn't a traveling place. It was a village. So, in Texas? In Mexico. In order to get it done, Maverick had to hold my hands behind my back. And he held my hands. And I held his head against the wall. Oh, yeah. Because he was holding my hands. And then I would just do this.
Oh my God. And I was like, I'm sorry. I was like, this is literally what I was like. I have a video of me getting a COVID test. I was like, okay, okay, I'm ready to go. And then she'd do it and I was like, I'm sorry. I'm okay. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing it. I won't do it. I won't do it. And then she'd go and I was like, and she was so mad at me. And I was like,
I don't know how we're going to move on from this. That's not my, that's just my natural body instinct doing that. So they, they backed me up to a wall like this.
And my head's on the wall and Mav's holding my head on the wall like this. And then he's holding my hands behind my back like this. And they do it. Oh my gosh. And then she just goes. It was horrible. That can't be good. She still wasn't happy with how deep it went either. Yeah. She was like, it'll work. Oh. She was very like. She was done being abused. Why do you have a gun in your hand? Or I mean a missile. I mean a. Blaster. Blaster. Yeah. Thank you. Blaster. Um.
I don't know. Okay. Yeah. Wait, do you guys want to hear my pops? Sure. Oh. Oh. Oh. And then wait. Yeah, I got a pop no one can do. Oh. I got a pop no one can do. Ready? You ready? I do that all the time, though. No, you don't. No, you don't. Every morning I do it. See? I got a pop. I got a pop. That was your pop. I got a pop no one can do.
I got a real pop no one can do. Cash has tried in our bedroom many times at night to get this pop. Oh, this pop is crazy. Show me. No, this one's crazy. I saw it on TikTok. And I'm in the room trying it. She's like, what are you doing? I can't do it, but she can do it. This is crazy. Do it. It takes me a minute. You've already done this on the pod. No. Watch. Yeah, I know what she's going to do. She already did it. And she hasn't. No, you've done it on the pod. All right, go, go. Try again. Do the other leg. Oh.
Did you hear that? No, I have a pop nobody can do. Trust me, nobody can do this. Are you ready? Are you ready? Uh-huh. Oh! What the f*** was that? Nobody can do that. Oh, that was a pop part. That was something. That was crazy. That was like
Nobody can do that one. Trust me. Bro, I'm telling you that like, like that, it releases all your pain in your legs. If you do that. No, I'm good. No, you go. No, that's going to hurt.
That's going to hurt me. And I can do it multiple times too. Like it keeps on going all the time. Oh, I did not like that. It's really bad. Okay, okay, ready, ready? Don't yell, okay? Ready, ready? Sorry, I'm just so bored. Okay, this one's good. This one's good. Wait, are you watching your videos or something? No, you just keep talking. You're a gapper. You are a real life gapper. Okay, wait, listen, listen. Oh! Ready, ready, ready? Not as much as mine.
That sounds so good. Doesn't it sting after a little? It hurts. Yeah, like that little after sting is nice. The after sting. The after sting. Ow. Jake, the other night, when after the porch, it was like the Christmas porch night, so there was a bunch of people there. And the porch is a church, by the way. And I think I found somebody that might be a worse wingman than you.
Look at the zoom on this phone. I'm really not that bad. Oh, you're bad, but this is, this is actually probably what happened. Look at the zoom on this phone. She looks funny. It with the zoom like that. Oh, really? Like that. Um, can we count how many times I get insulted on this podcast? All right, go tell your story. Oh, so, uh, I always, after the ports, I'm like talking to like my friends and, um, I, I know a lot of people there, so it's hard for me to like, get free to like go meet new people. So a lot of times I'm talking to like the same, like 10 people. Um,
And he was like, he kind of pulls me aside. He's like, hey, it's a huge night. There's a lot of good female girls here. You should. What other girls would there be? I don't know, Harper. It just came out like that. Good female girls. Listen. There's other female girls. I mean, you never know these days, man. So he's like,
you're going to go meet some new people and you're going to, uh, you're going to like talk to some girls. And I'm like, no man, I'm, I'm good. I'm, I'm okay. And he's like, nope, you're going. And then my friend Ashlyn walks up. She's like,
He thought that girl was cute. And I'm like, oh, Ashley, no. Why is she telling that? And so Devin's like, which one? And he takes off. And he's going after her. And I'm like, oh, great. And he goes after this girl, which I purposely didn't talk to this girl because she was like, she looks older than me. She was like 26. So I was like, I'm not going to go talk to like a 26, 27 year old. Like I'm 20, 22. She probably wouldn't be interested. You're 23 next week. I am 23 next week. That's crazy. And I'm like, okay.
He's probably not going to do anything. And then he comes, he brings her over to me. And so I see them walking towards me and I'm like, oh, this isn't good. And he's like, Maverick, meet Brittany. We'll call her Brittany. Meet Brittany.
I'm like, oh, nice to meet you, Brittany. He goes, now, I talked to Brittany and Brittany does have a boyfriend. But you guys can still talk. She's willing to cheat. And I'm like, what? Why did you bring Brittany over here if Brittany has a boyfriend, Devin? Why are you doing this? And you can still talk. What? But you guys can chat for a little bit. And then he walks away. And I'm like, Devin, what are you doing? This girl has a boyfriend.
That's wild. That's like, I was like, like if I was a wingman and I walk up to a girl for my buddy and she's like, oh yeah, I'm dating somebody. I'm like, yeah, bro. Sorry. She was dating somebody. Well, I mean, to be fair, now that I think about it, pretty good wingman. Wow. You got a girl with a boyfriend who still talk to you. Yeah. No, no. I don't want to talk to a girl with a boyfriend. I'm not saying...
or you should do it. I'm just saying wingman job was accomplished. Yeah. He accomplished his job. A corporate job. Maybe he's the best wingman of all time. The job was executed. The job was executed well. You just didn't appreciate the execution. I actually did. I mean, I talked to the girl for a while. It was pretty good. He's like, I do not want to talk to a girl with a boyfriend. I'm going out with her next weekend, actually. No, no. Do you guys want to see my tricks with my sweatshirts? Actually,
Actually, yeah, because this looks pretty interesting. So first this, obviously. Okay, next is... Just give me a second. Harper, is that a new fit? Didn't you say this sweatshirt was expensive? Yes. It's Aviator Nation. What the heck is Aviator Nation? There's an alien popping out of my stomach. What is wrong with you?
My stomach is- Why do you think this is so funny? Both of you. Why are both of you laughing at this so hard? Because I'm so funny. Why are y'all laughing? Why are y'all laughing so hard? Kate, what? Kate. Joe, what? What? This is- I expect this from Kate, but not Joe. Oh, yeah. I was just like wondering. Oh, my gosh. Like, isn't that like-
No, I'm not. You can't stand it from over my angle or something. I'm looking at it from over here. Wait, I want to try it. Yeah, try it. I got to know. Oh, no. No, don't try it. It's going to be so much worse. It's going to be bad. At least Harvard did it good. Yeah. I don't know if Kate's going to do it right. You didn't do it correctly. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to do this at school. We used to get in trouble. I got it.
I don't think that works. I can't really do it. I guess you gotta have a sweatshirt. Yeah, I think you're done. I'm not gonna do it anymore. This is a new fit. No, you try it. This is so stupid. No, I'm not even trying. I'm not even trying to do it. What are you, above it? Yeah. Are you above it all or are you below it?
No one thinks it's funny. You're doing it wrong. No, no. Put some passion in it. Come on. No, I'm not going to do that. No, no. Come on. My guy's doing it wrong. Come on. Put some passion into it like Harper did. Yeah, that's clearly just your arm under your sweatshirt. Matt, you got it. It's clearly just my arm under my sweatshirt. You didn't even do it. You got to do your fist, not your wrist. To do what? It's not funny. It was not funny. I'm sorry you don't understand humor. Yeah. Like, literally, what? I don't know.
I was just like wondering. Like, boy, why do you do this all the time? Like, I'm sorry. Why are we laughing? But you guys, like, I... It's kind of funny now. I worked in New York. I'm kind of on board that it's funny now. It's like a random thing popping out of your stomach. You just don't expect it. Yeah, yeah. No, but... But when she does it a hundred times in a row, you should expect it.
Yeah. She just did it like 50 times. No, but guys, I went to this store or the Aviator Nation store in New York. I don't know what Aviator Nation is. It's a clothing brand. Yes. Oh. And what about the Aviator Nation store in New York? Yeah, I got it. Oh, that's so cute. So cute, girl. How much was it? Together? Yeah. Well, actually, this was on sale because it has stains on it.
um so it was on sale for yeah it was these were 80 and then this was like so normally normally this is like 150 and these are 155 but wait for just a sweatshirt 155 for the sweatshirt that's insane or like 200 150 175 usually that's insane i used to spend so much money on it
But but you got it on sale because it came with stains. Yeah, let me find the stains. They're actually not that okay, so this stain Number one, and there's a bunch of this thing stay number two So how much was it with stains 80? This was like 50 this was 80 I
That's crazy. You paid $130 for a sweatsuit with stains on it. To eat their own dog. Yeah, exactly. Hey, I saw a funny comment I wanted to bring up. Oh, yeah. There's another stain. There's another stain there. I saw a comment. I was going through our comment section on Spotify. Oh, no. They said, Maverick's the type of guy. Oh, okay. Where is this going? They said...
They said Maverick's the type of guy to call the movies the cinema. The cinema? Oh my god. What? And I read that and I was like, that is the truest thing I've ever heard in my life. Why are you shaking your head? Why are you shaking your head? No, it's true. What? Maverick. That made me think of something else I saw. That is Maverick. Maverick would be like, do you guys want to go to the cinema afterwards? I know. Do we want to what? Do you say we want to go back to the 1800s?
We're going to watch a black and white film. You first off, you think there's films in the 1800s? I don't know. Black and white films was probably like cinema. Wow. I'm a big cinema kind of guy. That's crazy. Cinema type of guy. That's crazy. This girl tagged me in a tick tock and it was a video of her talking about the cinema. No, it was a video of her saying jobs. I think the LL podcast were have if they worked like normal jobs. Oh, what was my job? Do I have you want to watch the video? I have it.
There's a video? Yeah, it's the girl. It's just a girl. Oh, okay. Sure.
Bro, that's good. What am I? Guys, make more of these. I like it.
So she knows all the sales that are going on. She probably makes friends with like all the like 14, 15 year old, like middle school girls that show up. Also certain that Maverick would work at a Hobby Lobby. I think he would be friends with her. That's crazy. It gets better. You gotta keep watching.
Like the woman. Oh. Hey, y'all. You are out.
Wait, my job better be something cool. Listen, nothing wrong with Hobby Lobby. Personally, I'm not a Hobby Lobby kind of guy. I don't go there. My job better be cool, bro. You know he's working when you can hear that. You're selling popcorn. He gets so many jobs. I don't know why. I can just picture him doing so many jobs. But I think some of the ones that are my top three picks would be the bag boy at Albertsons or Trader Joe's cashier or the people who take out the cashier.
You just got a bad boy. You're a bad boy. I'm a bad boy. Wait, why am I a bad boy? You're about to make popcorn. Watch. When you're in line at In-N-Out. I don't know why. I feel like all of those. She said you're the guy that takes the order when you're in line at In-N-Out with the hat. Oh, God. Wait, take that to Joe. Thank you, Destiny, for making that. That's terrible. It was so good. Make more of those, guys. I really like those. That was funny. It's so entertaining. I know. Hobby Lobby was great. Hobby Lobby. But at your age.
And then he'd be like, until I heard yours. He'd be talking to the elderly people. He'd be like, do you guys want to go to the cinema afterwards? No, you know what he's the type of guy to do? He's the type of guy to be laughing with his friends and then quietly say under his breath, I needed this. I needed this. What?
That was funny. That was funny. Come on. Come on. Oh, you missed. Y'all are crazy. Y'all are crazy. No. I don't want to be on this podcast anymore. I don't want to be here. Go to Hobby Lobby. I think they're hiring. This sucks. Who are that guys? I needed this. I'm going to say that all the time now. I need your breath into the mic.
Where no one will hear it except for the people watching. Listen, at least don't talk. Cash is like the most anti-friendly person you'll ever meet. Oh, no one would talk about this, bro. No, you know what? Maverick's the type of guy to block the entryway and say, what's the password? No, Alex is a green. Alex is a green. I don't want to talk about it. Alex is the most friendly person you'll ever meet. I don't want to talk about this. No, Alex says he's unfriendly. Wait, and he thinks he is. What? She said Maverick's the kind of guy to block the entryway and say, what's the password?
We're not coming up with this. Like, what? But they're all so true. I know. Oh, my God. That's just not true. Like, that's so... I can't breathe. What's the matter? Oh, it's open sesame. I mean, okay. Wait, can we get our comments full of that Mavericks the type again? No, don't. Comment your best Mavericks the type again. No. Comment that. Please.
I'm gonna read all of them. Why are you doing that for everybody, not just me? I mean, if you're like, just do it. Make one about any of us. You just can't. You're just the type of guy, type of guy. What? That makes no sense. No, you're the type of guy to make puppy eyes at a girl and say, but trust me. Don't y'all see him do that? Trust me. He's definitely a puppy-eyed guy. Or he tries to make a cute face for something.
What? No, that's him. I've seen him so many times. Ew. I don't do that. I actually pop up this picture. What? No way. There's a picture. What do you mean there's a picture? Of course there's a picture. Let me see the picture. I mean, I'm texting it to Joe. Please, can I put it away? Please, can I go ball game?
- But, name a type of guy out of any of us three. You can't. - Huh? - We could go all day long on you. - But y'all are saying stuff that doesn't even make sense. You're just putting me in that, no. - You put me in a category that I'm not even in. - Yeah, I think all of them. Which one didn't make sense? Which one? - Definitely the door one. - The door one? - You're the type of guy to find a penny and say, "It's my lucky day." And then all of a sudden, it's a twin.
That is so true. No, you throw it in the air and catch it like this. I would not say that. No, then you throw it in the air like this and catch it like this and then walk away. You just constantly think... I feel like you just constantly live like you're in some coming-of-age film where it's your main character and it's like everything you do. Wait, you think I'm the main character? No, no, no. You think you're the main character where you step outside the house or you're leaving and you're like...
I'm going to miss this place. Like you're that kind of guy. Like whisper it to yourself. You're going to be like, huh?
I'm going to miss this place. This is my least favorite episode. I don't know. It's just like, that's not, like, I would never, I've never said anything even close to that. Or that. Or like any of the things you've said. No, you do. Oh, man. Give me one example. Listen, I don't know an actual example. Exactly. But there's not one. I bet. Okay, make one about us. Yeah. You can't. Any of us. You just have that personality. No, I bet in school you've said to a bully, this isn't you. And then you
How are you so good at this? How are you so good at this? She's on. It's really annoying. This isn't you. Seriously. You need to chill. How is she so good at this? I'm trying to think of one, but I can't.
This is my favorite episode. This episode sucks. I hope we don't have to play it again. I'm going to bring her in this episode. Matt is the type of guy to take a girl golfing and be like, you want me to show you how to do it? Matt is the type of guy to skip down the grocery store aisle. First off, I would skip down the grocery store aisle. Exactly.
But there's nothing wrong with that and he would be skipping with me probably. No. Yes. Guys, I just... I don't like this game. I don't like what we've been doing. Listen! Name one about us. You're looking them up. No. That's what she's been doing. No way! Wow. No, I looked one up. I looked one up. I said...
Drake the type of guy to have his eyes looking like the spinny hypnotizing When when when you see that Dallas Cowboy, that's crazy, bro the Drake the type of guy things are so funny Yeah, I know why it's always drink, but there's just some people you can do that about like Drake No, Drake the type of guy that wind up a sneeze and be like And then chew chew no or grab his nostrils and be like close one
Anyways, so that was not funny. So what were you talking about before this conversation? I don't even know. Oh, yeah, you being friendly. Oh, no, no. Make one up about us. That's the type of guy. Oh, here we go. This is highly copied. It's going to be absolutely unfunny. Here we go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me prepare myself. OK.
I'm ready to laugh Cash is the type of guy that if he like wins a video game or wins a board game he's gonna be like well well well that is 100% true look who we have here well well well that's still a maverick thing that's maverick I wouldn't say that I've already said this exact word why are you making a gun or a blaster at him
I think it was just the way his fingers were. You're the type of guy to be like... I got one. Max is the type of guy to be like, Hey, man. Oh, wow. I could have saw that one coming. You're the one... No, Max is the type of guy to be like, Catch you later. And then walk out the door. That's what I just said. No. That's what I just said. That was so funny. No. Yeah, you guys are good, but you can't look him up. Huh? Huh? Huh? Yeah. Yeah.
Alright, next topic! Anyways, uh... We were talking about how unfriendly Cash is. You're just, you're so mean. Okay, besides that topic, the next one, whatever the next one is, I'll let that one. Matt, tell them what your friends say. All of my friends, I've invited probably, like, what, 20 friends over to the house over the past, like, month and a half? Yeah. 20 different people, and pretty much every single one tells me, was your brother okay? This is not true. Was he mad? This is not true. At all. Does he not like me?
It will. Okay. I get kind of intimidated around your brother. He's just so silent. That is true. He doesn't say anything. I intimidate people. You ask him a question, he gives you a one-word answer. I was coming out intimidated by all of them. It's so crazy because I posted a video, too.
The video I posted where I was just like taking my makeup off or whatever and Cash starts talking and he was like, if you got shot in the chest, do you think your boobs would protect you more? And he was saying, he was so serious, but the way he was saying it, everyone was like, that was not Cash in the beginning. Like it did not sound like Cash at all because he wasn't like, drink the tobacco. Talking the way he usually does, you know? Yeah, he's a very serious talker. I know, in reality, like off camera, he's normal. Wait, what are y'all saying?
Huh? Serious talker? What do you mean I'm a serious talker? What does that even mean? It is true. You talk like a 12-year-old boy on the podcast. You talk with the intention to... Yes. What? Yes. No, no, no. This is news to me. No, no, no. Because I haven't heard this one. You talk with the intention of like...
I am controlling the room right now. And if somebody else talks, there's no one's going to interrupt. Okay. He just described a control freak. And no, you're just like, I'm talking. No one's saying anything. I'm talking through my thoughts. Have y'all seen that trend? The coke, coke hat trend, like with the bows.
Like Kate? No, no one's seen this. Kate, have you seen the coquette train? Yeah. Duh. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think Cash has because he's kind of an unfriendly person. Wait, hold on, hold on. I didn't like your answer to that. Kate, can you explain? Wait. He just said I'm a control freak. No, not a control. Well. Okay, that's not. I zoned out and whatever we were talking about. He's kind of a control freak too. He said I talk like a 40-year-old man. You talk like a man? You talk like a boy also.
Yeah, he said I sound like a four-year-old man. And then you said I... Listen, listen. I will break this down for everyone. I talk serious. Let me close my eyes and think. I will break this down. Cash, on camera, is like... Great day! Happy Saturday! I hope you guys have the best day ever!
Cash off the camera is like, it's my lucky day. Is he going to yell at us today? This is not true. Is he going to scream at me? Oh no, I forgot to upload. I'm going to get yelled at. No, but no, Cash off camera. This is not true. Oh,
Wait, you put everyone on their edge of their seat. Okay, no, that's dramatic. That's not true. Cash just off camera. Please don't hit me. He's like the kind of choir that he just kind of goes unnoticed in a room full of people because he doesn't talk. That's awkward. Which you would think is the opposite. He used to be the opposite. That is complete opposite. When we, after the cameras cut, I talked probably more than anyone in this room. About work.
You don't talk about fun stuff. You just talk about, all right, guys, next episode, we're going to be doing this. Then we're going to film the club videos. This is what's going to be done. Harper, you need to go do this. Harper, make sure you get this done. Okay, so I still talk about it. Well, y'all, that makes sense. He says I control the conversation in the room, and then you say I go unnoticed. No, no, no, no. I'm talking about...
talking about? These are talking about when it's us. When it's like new people, you go completely unnoticed. You're not saying anything. You don't care to talk to anyone or get to know anybody. Yeah. Okay. That just sounds like I'm Hollywood. I'm not Hollywood. No, you seem very Hollywood. No, no, no, no, no, no. You know how many of my friends have asked you if something's wrong with you? Listen. There is something wrong with me. Maybe this is something wrong with me, but I don't think so. I think there's something wrong with everyone else. I think it's an ego problem. My biggest... What'd you say? I think you have an ego problem. No, no, no. My biggest hate, pep...
pet peeve thing I cannot stand in the entire world. The thing I hate the most out of everything. Just say it. It's small talk.
What's that? But you know what? Small talk? Oh my God. Bro, there's people that are more intelligent than you in some areas and you can have intelligent conversations with them and learn something. I hate going to people and being like, where are you from? Oh, Nebraska. Oh, that's crazy. How'd you end up here? Oh, so what's your first shot? You got any kids? Oh, no. Oh,
So what do you do for work? Oh, you work at Kohl's. Nice. Bro, you don't have to do that. Yes, you do, bro. No, you don't. I've heard your small talk. That's what it is. Bro, no. You don't have to do that. You can jump straight into like the other night. You skipped all the small talk. Okay. Maverick, I want to stop right quick and say that her description of you earlier telling bullies, you don't have to be this way. You don't have to do this. You don't have to be this way. You don't have to be like this. This isn't you. I say this.
First of all, Matt and Kater always try to get me to make new friends. I said, what would I need? Not new friends. A friend. No, no, no. We asked him to name his friends. He said, my friends are me. No, no, no. He started off with himself. He started with himself. He's like, me. Me. I misspoke. I misspoke. They said, they're always trying to get me to hang out with new people and new friends. And I tell them this. I say, why do I need new friends? You need friends. I'm like, one, two, two and a half.
Three, four, five. I see five people right here. You know what I'm saying? No, listen. Cash. Like, they don't count themselves as my friends. Like, I don't want acquaintances' friends that I'm, like, not that close to. I want close friends, and that's all I care to have. I don't care to have, like, friends that I'm just, like, talk to, like, here and there or, like.
Every once in a while like I want close friends and I care for that. Cause if you get dropped then you have another friend group to go to. Well he's not getting dropped by, if I get dropped then I have another friend group. We've been thinking about dropping you. We've been thinking about kicking you out of the friend group. And by that I mean the family because we're your family not your friends. Family.
Family is friends. Like, bro, if I have five people, why would I need more than five, bro? No, I get that. You hang out with Alex and Maverick every single day. Every single day of my life. They're your guys. That's fine. Yeah, and what happens every time I try to go hang out with friends? You want to go hang out with new friends. I want to hang out with me and you and Alex and Joe. Because I have other friends that I have different...
Sometimes better conversations with Believe It or Not than I have with you. Listen, I don't care about the conversations. I'm here to have fun. We're having fun. Listen, that's fun to you but not to me. That's what you don't understand. It's like fun to me is being with close friends. No small talk. Talking about just close friend things and having fun. How are you going to get close friends?
If you never put forth an effort. I agree. You have to make new friends. It's about having fun. To make new friends, I would have to do that. But I don't need new friends because I have friends right now. If I lost all my friends, then I would. I'm with you. No. Thank you. This goes all the way back, though, to when we have people over at the house, you being like, okay, how many friends you got? Me? I can't even name them all. I have so many. Name one. Devin. Okay. What's Devin's middle name?
I don't know his middle name. Okay. Um, where did Devin grow up? Uh, I don't remember the name of the town. It's way out in the middle of nowhere. See, these aren't friends. I skipped the small talk. He's friends with Devin. What's my middle name? Devin knows everything about me. Alex. Alex. No. Alexander. You don't even know him. He's your family. It's Alexander. What's Joe's middle name?
You're saying these are your friends. What's Harper's middle name? It's... Oh, gotcha! Harper? Listen. Okay, okay. What's my middle name? Okay, okay. What is... Okay, I'll ask an easier, basic question. If you were to ask me what has been hard for Devin in the past couple years, I'd be able to tell you. What? If you asked me what was something hard Devin went through, or what's something great that's happened for Devin, or anything big in his life I would know about.
Cool. So. Either way, my point is, is how many friends should someone have? I would say one to five. After that, they're not like close friends. This isn't about you having friends. It's about how different. Being friendly. Yeah. Being friendly. Because like when people come over,
He doesn't care to just get to know people and stuff. He'll just sit down and stay quiet. And that's why people think he's unapproachable. And so many people are caught off guard because they see his social media personality and how bubbly and happy he is. And he's like that with us.
Around us, he's like that off camera sometimes. Y'all think he sounds so fake right now? Listen. No, no, no. You are. You're fake. No, no, no. Because here's the thing. If say Matt invites all his friends over. We live in the same house. Okay? So when you invite your friends over, I'm still going to... I live here. I'm still here. But when I'm here, when your friends come over, maybe I don't want to go hang out and go talk and do all that. Maybe I just want to go to my room and watch Netflix. Right?
Or maybe when I come back in the door from basketball and you have all your friends over, maybe I just want to come upstairs and play Madden with Alex. I don't want to socialize right now. You know what I mean? I invite you to basketball and you say no. He's not a basketball guy. Even if you come to a church thing. No, no. I invite you to basketball and you say no and you don't talk to anyone at basketball. Yeah, cool.
Talk to anyone at basketball? You never talk to anyone at basketball. Are you talking to people at basketball? Yeah, I literally went to a Bible study with the whole basketball team. One time. Huh? One time that happened. Yeah, and it's going to happen more. Okay. It happened. The first time was this week. I've sat there afterwards and talked with them for like an hour and a half after it's closed.
And those are my friends, but I still don't consider them as like my friends. It's like, yeah, they're like people like I'm friends with. And it's like, like a year from now, I'm probably not going to be friends with them. All I know, dog. But five years from now, we're all going to be friends. Maybe it's y'all's friends that y'all bring over. So you can't think about that? Maybe I just don't like your friends. No, no, no. My friends are weird. No. Y'all can't hear that. Alex and Matt's friends are weird. They're not weird. I agree with that statement. What? What?
There's a select few that could make a lot. You literally invited a friend over the other day. He had friends over. I'm going to keep it very vague. He said, just so y'all know, they're weird. You literally said that. Yes, but I needed to invite them over for something. And then you want me to go hang out with them? No, I didn't expect you to hang out with that one. I didn't expect that. But I'm saying even just going to church or different stuff, people will be like after, hey, was your brother okay? Yeah.
No one's ever asked you if I was okay. Yes, they have. Not at church. Literally after last week at church, David came up to him and was like. He asked if I had a good time. Not if I'm okay. He was like, yeah, he seemed like he was. Like what? Like what? What did he say? No, I want word for word what David said. I want to call David right now. Call David right now? David, what'd you say about me? Because I guarantee you it's a different version than what you're going to give me. No, he was just. I believe it. I believe. Because cash.
I know that like when when David came up afterwards and was talking to us, you're just like short. I don't know what to say in small talk. Like, I don't know. Like, I don't know what to like. What do you say? Hey, how's your day? So like have a conversation like I could have said whatever you could have been like, yo, that way you connect to Jesus and that prostitute. That was good. I said, like, sort of joke. You could have said anything. I said, like,
Oh, I like the podcast. I saw the podcast you guys started. I like that. Yeah. I said that. That's small talk. That's definitely small talk. That's small talk. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You could also like make jokes and skip the small talk. How do you skip? You can't skip small talk. I mean, if I'm going to be honest. The same way you skipped small talk when my friends came over the other night and you actually wanted to engage. Those were good friends. They were only good friends because you put forth the effort. No. The other people are cool too. Because I gave them a chance. Are they cool? Listen, I give people about 30 seconds. What?
In 30 seconds, I can tell, do I want to further this relationship or not? And in 30 seconds, I know immediately. In that 30 seconds, I was like, these people are cool. These people are cool. You ever think that in the first 30 seconds, you being a social media star, people might be a little intimidated? So maybe give them just a little bit longer to open up. I will say that.
I think people are intimidated by that. Because I remember when I first started doing TikTok, I was so intimidated by every friend y'all had. People are not intimidated by me. They definitely are. I still think they are. I think the fact that you have millions of followers is intimidating. And I was so intimidated. I remember being terrified to speak to your friends. Because I was like, they're just on a different level. Who are you texting? I will say my friends who have met you said that you're smarter than they thought you were.
Yeah, see where's where's these comments? He's sliding into a girl's DMs. Really Mav? On the podcast? Let me tell you this. Mav's friends. Mav goes through a new friend group about every four months. What? I have some friends right now. And I've known the same friend group since I started. I could name so many people right now that you're not friends with anymore. The only people you can name is women that have liked me and that know me. No, I can name more than women too. You can't name more than women? Yeah. But do you guys want to hear my friends?
I'm still friends with him. Just saw him last week. Nadia? Oh, but you don't invite him over anymore. No, he's a fireman and he just started at the fire academy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not describing people here. Okay, well, no, he wouldn't care. I mean, he just started the fire academy, so he can't. He's super busy. Either way, I can name multiple people. My friend, I don't, I haven't lost a friend in forever. Oh, I've lost many. Like, because I only have close friends.
It's like, you know what I'm saying? I guess so. I'm trying to think about friends you've had in the past. That's what I'm saying. I'm still friends with all of them. I have me, Sophia. Me, Sophia, Grayson, Betsy,
If you forget one right now, that's going to be sad. Gigi, Ireland, Grayson. I feel the drama stirring up already because you're forgetting something. Hard-witting, say my name. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hard-witting. Shut up. Me, Grayson, Ireland, Gigi, Sophia. Say Ireland? Ireland. Oh, Ireland. Sophia, Gigi, Gianna, Eva. Gigi's getting a lot of credit here. I've heard Gigi say my five times. Eva, Sophia.
Riley, Kennedy, Katie, Sadie. I have already heard. Izzy. I have heard names that I think you are pity saying so that you don't start drama. Okay. Oh, cheerleaders. All my cheerleader friends. All the people that sit at my lunch table. Everybody knows. Shout out to everyone I know. Shout out to my school. Home team. My whole town. Matt's like, I'm friends with...
It can't be. Listen. I believe you can only have like- I would just like to point out five friends. I just talked to one of your friends recently. Mine? And they didn't even name you as their friend. Who's that? Who said that? Like me? Wait.
Yeah, you didn't name any of us. Yeah, but you claimed her as your friend and then she returned without even being- That's why I claimed her as half a friend. Why? So now the other half is gone. Yeah. Now you just did nothing. You just lost a friend. You said you'd never lose a friend and now you're out here losing them left and right. Well, the thing is, I don't know if y'all are friends or parents. What? What? Do we parent you? Yes. Really? She's like three years older than you. Yeah. We advise you.
I'd like to see us as, like, your influential advisors. Wait, Mom, is Morgan older than Kate? Who the heck is Morgan? My bestie. What? So, Morgan is my age, but I'm viewed as a... Morgan's 19? Yeah. She named another friend that she knew that was my age, and she's like, you just seem so much older than him. Why do you think we're so old? Because I grew up with Morgan, and she's my best friend, but I did not know she was the same age as Kate because Kate's married, and Morgan doesn't have a boyfriend. Right.
Just because you're married does not mean you're old or young. I know. I know that being married at 19... It gives off a stereotype of being older. I know. Alright, guys. Thank you so much for watching this podcast. If you see me on the street, don't talk to me. Apparently, because I will not talk back. Definitely don't give small talk. We'll see you guys next time. Peace.