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Yeah! Welcome to the podcast. Personally, I like that little rose logo better. You did know that was a selfie of me, not you. I don't really care. What word were you not allowed to say? Y'all aren't going to believe me. What is it like? Jellyfish? Pineapple? What? No, this word was actually very specific and not allowed in my household at all.
You know, like when you're mimicking the waves? You're like, whoosh, whoosh. My mom did not like that. Wait, what? Whoosh. You cannot, don't say it. Oh, I'm going to say whoosh in front of your mom as soon as I see her. You cannot say whoosh. I'm going to be like, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. No, she hates it. What? The word whoosh? Yeah, growing up, you couldn't say it. You're kidding. I don't understand. What's bad about whoosh? Everybody go up to your mom right now and say whoosh.
Woosh say say wooshy wooshy like you're making the waves be like wooshy wooshy Wooshy wooshy wooshy wooshy wooshy. Hey, see how long it takes before your mom answer No, my mom wouldn't let me say front front door I scare you
Yeah, that's a good one. I don't get that. I'm scared. What do you mean? Did you scare me? No, you know how whenever you're about to say an actual bad word and you start to say a word that starts with the letter instead. Bro, son of a biscuit.
I don't understand. Wait, so you actually weren't allowed to say front door? No. What the? You guys got some weird ones. I thought... My mom didn't let us say stupid. Yeah, you know, like the normal things. Or shut up. She didn't like when we said shut up. So also, don't say that to anyone. Shut up. No matter how many times I tell Matt, he just always eats his microphone. What are you talking about? Put your microphone down.
Like, lips on them. No, not you did. You said up straight. Go back to how you were. You were like, yeah, look, now nobody can see your lips. Pull it down like me. I couldn't say a glass. A glass? Yeah. Why? Please do not do this because I don't feel like bleeping it. Actually, I'll bleep it. I know why. But say it fast. It's a glass. But, Kate, what? No, I'll bleep it. He literally said, don't say it so I don't have to bleep it. No, I'll bleep it. She goes, it's a glass, like,
Hey, glass. Yeah, couldn't say that. Don't say that, guys. Say Gabe. I think it's bad. We're like telling kids words. I know. What words are you not going to let your kids say? That's the question. Oh, I got it. I got it. Oh, my gosh. So when they're like three to five, obviously no shut up or stupid. And also, by the way, I'm not having kids. So.
Okay, so then I guess it doesn't matter. No, but wait, just wait, just wait, just wait. If I ever did adopt kids, so three to five, stupid shut up. Five to ten, they can say stupid and they can say... Why did you just gasp like that? That sounds so bad coming out of your pretty little face. No, I hate that word. Stop. I'm going to lose it.
Shut the front door Harper or what what's the other one? I don't like it
No, no he says that so do you I don't say that I never say that I don't curse what do I curse what do I say well on the club channel you can ask what did I say on the club channel you said the s word the h word no oh the h word yeah I probably said that I don't like that one either I know I shouldn't say that you're right I don't like a lot of bad words
Do y'all agree that some bad words are worse than others? Yes. Yeah. I think so too. My mom hates the word freak. Same. She's like, stop saying freaking or whatever. Freaking. Freaking. Stop saying freaking or whatever. I know. I will say, I will say freaking and then I hear myself saying it and I'm like, that's kind of bad. No. I don't like it. Yeah.
You're basically curse word replacing. Yeah. Yeah. Well, see- But, like, if I stub my toe, am I not- Like, what do you want me to just say? Ow! Yeah, that's my issue. Isn't that me still replacing it? Yes, I'm replacing a curse word because I don't want to say curse words. Like, when I say, um, darn it, right? My mom didn't like that one either because we were replacing it with the other one. But I'm like, what am I supposed to say? Oh! Oh!
Man, you're still replacing it even though you're saying all man. I think you could say dang and it's okay No, I say what you want to say something else, but you're saying something else instead that's replacing so basically in the society Anything no words you can say we can say fart. Oh
Brent instead of fart what I don't know what do you just not just pass gas no it's like he bring it Arkansas thing buddy what's Brent
I think that means when you fart. You think it means? That's what you were told to say. What do you mean? Yeah, I think. He's like, I never said it. We just couldn't say fart. We had to say that word. I couldn't say flippin'. Is there any words that you guys would like to ban? Yes. Moist. Moist. Ew. Moist? Ew. Why? I don't know. Slugging.
Yeah, yeah that one out. No. I love that one delete delete um no please I hate that word okay, there are some words I hate man, but I can't think of them right now. I don't like can't say this one Which one I can't say it. I'm not allowed. Yeah, then you whisper to me. No no It's just I came and say it. I can't know
Oh, she said she can't say it. That's pretty bad. Don't say it, Harper. No, she didn't say it. No, I physically can't. Yeah, there's some words that are just not meant to be said. I said it to my friends. It's not a bad word. It's not a bad word. It's just like... I don't like the word... Can I say this word, Kate?
Yeah, you can say that. What? Because I already heard it. So just say it now. You heard it? Yes. Can I say that word? He said tampon. He thinks that's a dirty word. I don't like that word. I don't like that word either. That's like worse than a curse word. You're literal ban children. Yeah, that's really weird. Yeah, or uterus. Oh, no. No, that's fine. I say ban Uti.
yeah this is what the baby grows in right ew you guys are mad like grown adult children is that what the baby grows in yeah i think so or is that i don't think so what do you mean you don't think so what i i think is what it comes out of i don't think it's what it's no grown no i think it's like you know no i don't no no i yeah they don't teach you that in school right now
No in seventh grade though, I think the baby grows in the uterus cuz that like I don't even know Yeah, I think the baby grows in the uterus. I'm not yeah. No, it definitely does Yeah, what do y'all mean? It definitely does. I don't think it does. No, it definitely They are idiot. No, I'm not an idiot. I'm saying it does it definitely does it says uterus he looked it up Well, no a baby grows in the womb
Which is in the uterus. Which is the uterus. Yes. Which I hate that word. Can we please stop saying that word? And womb. What is womb? Look up a giraffe giving birth. It's so... No one look that up. Oh, I have a word that's in the Bible a lot and I hate it. No one ever said that in real life. What is it? Bosom. Bosom? Bosom? What's that mean? Uh, bosom? Yeah, it's like Abraham... Abraham's bosom? Yeah. What does that mean?
Booze em. I'm supposed to be yo Abraham's buzz on bro. Y'all know what that means no It's like a girl's chest wisdom. I think yeah bosom a boys red bus came from what oh my gosh Oh my goodness wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
This episode just feels wrong. Oh, no, bust? What do you mean? That's like when you ask for measurements, they're like, what's your bust? Yeah. I thought it was when food was good. What? It was bust. I'm confused. I thought that was when food was good. Bust? What's your bust size? When they take measurements, they'll be like, okay, what's your waist size? What's your bust size? Oh, I got a word I need to know.
What the heck is glazing mean? Oh, I don't know. Glazing? You don't know? No, I don't. You might have everyone I feel like should know. Oh, you're not saying it right. Glazing? Glazing, yeah. That's not it, right? It's like glazy or something like that. No, glazy is a different one, but there's a new one now. Y'all don't know what glazing is? No, but everyone says it. But you do? No, it was in our comment section. They were like, Mav's glazing or Cash's glazing or Kate's glazing. And I don't know what it means. No, what does it mean?
Is it bad? It's not bad. No. What? Drugs. Should we not be saying this? Do we need to cut, like, this whole episode? You're whispering in the mic. You're already saying it. Just say it. Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs. You said it's drugs. Yep. No, it's not. I'm pretty sure. No, it's not. My comment section was like, bro, Harper's glazing so hard right now. Yeah.
It's not drunk. Mav is such an idiot. I literally just am thinking of donuts. Too high to come down. I think it means like you're sugarcoating it. Like you're sugarcoating it. All I think about is donuts. Are you looking it up? You're making it. It means just like
overly nice. Yeah, like being sugarcoated. That would make more sense. Yeah, you're sugarcoating. That is not what you were saying. That's what I was saying the whole time. I told you I didn't say drugs.
Y'all just don't get me. It's fine. Yeah, because it'd be like, oh, you're glazing it, like you're sugarcoating it. Glazing is now trickled over from switch streaming chats into TikTok comments. But what does it mean? Sorry, that was not the definition. To glaze someone means to over-praise or over-compliment them. Similar to... Oh, let him on. What? I cannot say that word. What?
Can't say that one! Okay. But it's kind of like... I feel like this is bad. I feel like this is not good. Where'd the dinosaurs go? What? What dinosaurs? What do you mean? I can take that off my list now. Ask Carper what glazing means. I wrote that on my list this morning. What?
because i didn't know what it meant i feel like really out of touch now cash because i remember being in high school and like i would we would have like all our like slang or whatever was trending when i was in high school and then my older brother who was like
24, 25, like, doesn't know what they are. And I was like, what do you mean? Like, you're on social media. Don't you know what that means? And now, like, I'm out of high school, and there's stuff like that. And I'm like, what does that mean? I'll keep y'all up to date. Yeah, there's a few more. Can y'all say them? It's, like, trending. Like, you hear them on TikTok a lot, and they're, like, new. I guess in, like, the last two years. It's like what? Like, those words. Like that. I'm trying to think of them. Trying to think. Like, no cap, obviously. No, that's old. That's old. Oops.
Like a Gen Z, Gen Z saying. No, Gen Alpha. Gen Alpha. Am I Gen Alpha? I think you are. You might be. Is Harper Gen Alpha? Is Harper Gen Alpha? Parents guide to teen slang. All right, here we go.
Bro, fix your mic, please. What does... No, no, no, no, no, stop. We're going to quiz you guys. Let me see. You're talking like this. What do you mean? No, it actually looks good. You were talking like this. You're missing your mic. Okay, so what does Addy mean, Harper? It's like, send me your Addy, send me your address. Just for my sake, can you pull your mic down? Because I hate it when it's in shorts and I can't see your face. You're talking like this. Okay.
Harper what does aesthetic mean? Oh, that's simple. It's not even slang. What about no crumbs left? Oh No, bro chill out I don't know what that means no crumbs left that means she ate like she went on She ate him up
No, like, let's say some girl did, like, a TikTok dance and she, like, killed it. She did really good. Like, she left. She ate and left no crumbs. Yeah. That's how they would say it like that. Or Jake Paul knocked the guy out in the first round. Okay. Yeah. Like, bro, she ate and left no crumbs. It's like when, like. It's not a dude thing. That's actually a funny saying. Yeah. Can you imagine, like, the preacher says something like, he preaches, gives a fire sermon. If I was playing basketball and some dude was like, oh, my gosh, he ate and left no crumbs. I would be like.
Get off the court. What did you just say to me? Imagine if there was a Bible for kids and it's like that. It's like, and Jesus fed the 5,000 and there was no crumbs left. No, because sometimes... He ate the whole thing. Someone did that. No, someone was annotating their Bible. And you know how normal people annotate, write notes or whatever? She was like, period, Jesus. Yes, it was like the ghetto version of the Bible. It's so good. It was so good.
I want a ghetto Bible. I know. It's like the attitude. This one's crazy. I don't know. This one's crazy. I don't know why it's on here. Biblically accurate. I don't know what that means. Who says that? First of all. I don't think that's sling. I've never heard that. It's a parent's guide. We're on the parent's guide. Well, a parent clearly made that. Originating from art depicting biblically accurate angels such as Ezekiel in Revelation depicting several other sets of wings. Can I just take a bite? I don't know what to even say. There's been so many sweaty thoughts on that. Go to the next one. Go to the next one. Okay.
Blueprint. No clue. Oh, I have heard that, but I don't know what it is. I have heard it, like she's the blueprint. I've heard it low key, but I don't know what it is. It says, used when someone did something so well that they became the standard by which everyone else does it. Oh. These are actually funny. Pretty much like a trendsetter. Yeah, they're not like remaking new words. They're just taking words that we already knew and putting them in a... So pretty much blueprint. Where they don't belong. But I'm the blueprint. What? What?
That's crazy. Two of us can't be a blueprint. Only one. We got different prints. Oh, kind of like how we're the first podcast to target children. Whoa. First of all, don't ever say that. Don't ever say that again. First podcast to target children. What are you saying?
Okay, I want a long career. Oh, here comes Chris Hansen. Okay. We don't like Bill Coffey, just to say that out loud. Hi, I'm John Quinlan Yost, or whatever the dude is. The Target children, that was a crazy sentence. That was not what I meant. I mean, our Target audience is people that are underage. Underage, that still sounds pretty bad. Okay, our Target audience is literally like 5 to 15 year olds.
Whenever somebody notices us in public, it's a five-year-old or it's a 15-year-old. Five-year-old, really? It's like five to 20. Yeah. I mean, I feel like most of it is like pre-teen teenagers. Obviously, we have a lot of other listeners, but that's like our majority. In the comment section, put your age so we can know. Yeah, that's a good idea. No, no, no. Please don't, all of you children, comment your age. Just don't do that. It's going to be like on my dad's YouTube channel, and it's like a 60-year-old guy.
Everyone comment how old you are in the comments. I want to see our average age. I feel like that's a bad idea. What if we did this? On this podcast, we would say the lowest age and the highest age.
Guys, just for me, call me your school, your age, your phone number. No! Don't do that. All right, next one. I'm probably going to say this wrong. C-H-E-U-G-Y. Chuggy. Chuggy? Chuggy. Is it Chuggy? It's like cringy. Wait, yeah, that's one. You've heard of that? Oh, yeah. Chuggy. Joel, you've heard of Chuggy? No, that sounds so weird. I know Chuggy. I say that all the time. That's so Chuggy. You know how Southern girls will wear big, blingy turquoise...
jewelry and stuff like that like a lot of people will say oh that's so chewy like on their pants like no that's not what it says no like fashion they'll say like fashion statements are chewy it's so chewy like monogram harper give me your example people say they're chewy like cheesy yeah see even harper's like no well okay no no no hey you're it's cool you used to be you used to know these things you're getting old not that kate you're old just accept it i
Look at you, little grandma with your blanket. I mean, she has an idea of it. Yeah, it's like, like, anything that grosses you out or cringes you out is chuggy. It's like, it's like, like, it's like, um, oh, like, if you're emo, that's so chuggy. Or, oh, if you do your curls and straighten them at the end, that's chuggy. Like stuff from the 2000s? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's what it says. That's literally what I was saying. You know, you were like saying girls that wear Western clothes, which was really... No, that's literally on TikTok. That's all I've seen is people slandering Western fashion. Like wearing bell bottoms and stuff like that. Nothing to do with Western fashion. Well, that's all I've seen on TikTok. I assumed it was like a Southern thing. Also, I want to ban that word, please. Yeah, I would like to ban that one. That's a good one to ban.
Alright. It just sounds gross coming out of the mouth. I know that's the purpose of it though. Yeah, it does just sound like a boop. It sounds like loogie. You know, speaking of asking everyone to comment their age down below, that reminds me of when I had a...
We had like a PS3 and this guy was on Call of Duty and I was playing with him and I had a headset on and I just got a headset and I was probably about 10 years old and the guy asked me where I lived and I told him my town and then he was like, you want to get ice cream after?
He's like you want to get ice cream later, and I was like yeah, no no And he asked what town I lived and I was going along with it and like that's so fake No, no, i'm being so for real, but I I knew it was a joke. I was like, oh, yeah Let's get ice cream man for sure and but my mom thought I was being like so for real But I mean I was 10 and I shouldn't have been telling Guys on call of duty where I live I guess so, uh, I got grounded Yeah Wait, do you think I wasn't allowed to play with a headset after did you think it was a joke?
I mean, I knew he was joking. How do you know? I think. Maybe he wasn't joking. He probably wasn't. Maybe that was... Cash was a target. What's his name? Maybe that was... Jeffrey Dahmer. Jeffrey Dahmer. Jeffrey Dahmer died in like the 90s. Oh, really? Yeah. I thought that was a new thing. No, they made his show, but he died in like the 90s. Dang, they just now made his show. Yeah. They were a little late on that. Matt, what's the next one? Um, wig. What the...
Just wig? Wig. Like W-I-G? Yep. Oh, like wig and gout? That's what I was going to say. Oh, you're wigging out? Uh, no. Hair? It's not hair? What is it? Harper, do you know? I wonder how many of our audience... Well, can you give us something to go off of, man? Just wig. I don't know what it is. I have no clue. Okay, so it says basically a shorter version of wig snatched. Oh, okay.
Mostly used in an appraisal of something or someone, especially of celebrities. It's as if you were blown away by something that your wig literally falls off. A wig. I've heard people say that. I've heard people say a wig.
I've heard that. I wonder how much of our audience is listening to us and is dying because they know what all of this is and we're just like... There's no shot one human knows what all this is. We're really showing our age right now if that's the case. There is someone down there who's commenting who knows it all. It has to be. There's no way one human... Somebody got it. Somebody read the list. I guess the person who made the guide...
They probably know. The person who made the guide has to be making some of these up. Oh, yeah. I had a fun idea today. What do you guys think about this? Next time I go out dancing, any girl that just looks slightly suspicious, I just carry red flags around, and I'm like, here, this is for you. What? That's just mean. It's funny, though. What do you mean, slightly suspicious? Never mind. You're right. Slightly?
I don't know. What do you mean? It's just like, I feel like if I... No, no, no, no. I feel like... No, that's funny, but you gotta do it like when you're talking to them and then they say something out of pocket, you gotta be like, oh, here, this is for you. Yeah. I just need to let the other guys... Hold it real high. You look like a red flag.
Or you can get one of the taller ones. They put on the moon? You know those things that you extend? It can be one of those things. It's this big, and you extend it, and it's a big flag. It's one of those flags on the go-karts. Nobody knows what you're saying. You can just put it on the back of their belt loop. Oh my gosh. What? Like the cart, like the...
Flags that are on grocery store cards. Oh, yeah. You know what? I see those in movies, but I don't think those are real. I've seen them. They're like Trader Joe's. I've never seen a flag on a grocery cart. I think they're like Trader Joe's. Trader Joe's and Whole Foods. Really? Yeah. I've not seen them at Trader Joe's. I feel like I have. I might be making that up, though. Wait, I might be bugging. I don't... You might be wigging. I mean, wigging. Okay.
Okay. I feel like everybody knows what this means, but hop off. No. Hop off. Hop off. Hop off. Hop off. Hop off. Hop off. H-O-P. You ate my pee? H-O-P. That's a weird thing to do, bro. He
Did you see when I did that thing where they tried to change it and trick everybody to like International place of burgers or something like that? I know Was that real no they did that mm-hmm as a publicity stunt. Oh gotcha. Yep. Oh Well hop off obviously that means like like get off my back. Yeah, it's like mind your own business Roman Empire
I don't know what that means. I still don't get that. Like that's what Roman Empire, that's like what I want to be like. I know it's like trending and it's like that's all I think about. Originating in a trend where women discovered that many men think about the Roman Empire more than you'd expect. The term has become shorthanded for any topic that someone thinks about often for no particular reason. Oh, what do you mean? You can be like that guy's my Roman Empire if you were a girl. Or that girl's my Roman Empire. My Roman Empire is a slip gloss or something like that.
Who says these things actually? Oh, I'm going to start saying it. That's my Roman Empire. No, don't say that. I've never heard someone say the Roman Empire thing. I don't have a girl. No girl is mine until I'm married. Whoa. And then she belongs to you. Who are you hanging out with tonight then? Kelsey?
Something like that. Um, that's her his Roman Empire. Yeah, what? Yeah, like right now. She's your Roman Empire You're thinking about a canceled pickleball with me to go hang out with a girl and me Actually right after this it's not my fault cancels to go hang out with the girls plenty enough time for y'all to talk after No, there's not there actually is literally all the time in the world We just want two hours of your time for pickleball, but no well we're working all day. Oh
I need what? No, go ahead. No, go ahead, babe. I didn't have a thought in my brain when I started talking. You're working all day. You've been at church. Okay, yeah. You went to Jiu-Jitsu this morning and then went to church. And then you came back and you guys like talked about the date you went on last night. How do you feel about them doing Jiu-Jitsu? You've actually done like very minimal work today. No, but like we're working from like, you know, three o'clock to like six o'clock. Wow, that sounds like a kill. I don't have time to play picture cards. It works like a dog. Three hours, man. I'm a slave, bitch. Drinking coffee.
Wait, so are you saying going to play pickleball with us is more work? Well, what I'm saying is I don't want to play pickleball with you. I want to go hang out with her. Well, you should have just said that. See, I just don't know how to respond to that. Yeah, I was just taking it hard.
He's taking it pretty tough. No. Now that Maverick is finding other people. He feels like he's demoted to second place even though I'm not even dating this girl. We just went on one date. Which is crazy because you're not even dating her and I'm already demoted to second place. Which is crazy. If you're dating her, I'd be like, close second. And then if you're married, obviously I have to be second place. But the fact that he's not even dating her and I'm second place is crazy. Yeah, I'm second place. I get treated like seconds all the time. Huh? I get treated like thirds. She asked if I was second place to you.
Don't even worry. No, the thing is, I never canceled on basketball or pickleball or any plans. What? I've never canceled like that to be like, oh, because Kate said that. There's been multiple times you have. Me and Kate, we understand each other. We love each other. And I would never do that. That's not true. You've canceled on me many times. When? You've been like, you know, it's kind of getting late.
We're gonna watch a movie. I think we're just gonna watch a movie and stay in. But it wasn't like plans were in stone. Oh, well, yeah. I mean, that would be fun, but you know. Yeah, that's like when we're trying to plan plans. We had plans. No, we had plans. The crazy part about it, we could say, hey, we're gonna play Madden tonight. Does everyone agree? The boys are playing Madden. You'd be like, yeah. You'd be like, ooh, no. Yeah, no, yeah, because you're like, do we want to make these plans? And I'm like, well, before we make them. No, we would have already made the plans. Wait, hold up. While he's going on, this happened literally the other night. Oh.
We were all planning to go play pickleball, and he said, nah, I'm tired. I don't think we're not going to go. He did? Yeah. And then Kate said, I'm going to go to my parents. He said, oh, I'll go. Yeah. He canceled to go hang out with Kate. You remember that? It was so quick. When he goes to my parents' house, he sits on the couch.
Yeah. I'm a couch potato over there. They don't have to be. Do your grandparents sit in chairs? Yes. They do sit. Like lazy boys. Yeah, my parents do sit. Like the ones, no, grandparents. Like you roll it up and then like it has a feet rest. A lazy boy. Yeah. A recliner. Mm-hmm.
And they send that for the whole time you visit? I don't have grandparents, Harper. What if we got one of those for Kate for the podcast? Oh, she needs one. Yo, Kate would actually be out and fall asleep on an episode. Oh my goodness. We don't know what she just did. That would actually be hilarious. You would know when the recliner starts just wigging out like this. I didn't even mean to say that. Wigging out. I said it. I didn't even mean to say wig. Who slept?
has entered his vocabulary. That's crazy. Foot tees. You know when the recliner starts wigging out? That's when Kate's asleep. No cap? Yeah. No cap, a low key when Kate starts wigging out. She literally does that when she starts falling asleep. Right when she's like sleeping. This is what she does.
Everyone does that, bro. Wigging out. Okay, Joe didn't mean to hit a soft spot. Everyone does that. Freaks out when they're falling asleep? Clearly Joe does. Well, you wouldn't know. No, Joe's wigging out. Because you're not like falling asleep with your wife every night. That's
You don't know if you're like sleeping with someone every night that that happens though no like that's not Cash does you don't do that wait you he doesn't do that to you you said no I guess I twitch but you know what cash does me cash doesn't twitch he starts going holding his breath he goes
And then he farts. That's just... But he's, like, halfway unconscious? He, like, pushes a fart out. Oh. He's unconscious, though? Yes, he's, like, asleep, and he's like...
I gotta air out before I'm falling asleep. Dang man, you've been funny in your sleep. No, Joe. And I'll be like awake and he does it and I'm like literally suffocating. I'm like... What are you doing? Nothing. Y'all are doing something bad. I heard someone say my name. It wasn't me. It was him. Well, I guess, Kate, I'm glad you twitch and you don't fart when you're sleeping. Twitching is a better side effect to sleep than farting.
This slime is amazing. That slime turned into Play-Doh. No, it's not Play-Doh. Could you imagine if Kate is like twitching right before she falls asleep? This is crazy. And you fart and he wakes you up and gives you a red card. Red flag. Excuse me. Wait, wait, wait. You need this flag. No, I like...
Sometimes I twitch so hard I'll wake myself up like out of my almost asleep. I'll be like, I'll jump. Yeah, she'll be sleeping like this. She's like, I don't worry about it. Don't worry. Harper. And then right when she falls asleep. Yeah. She goes, she goes, you want to have a conversation? I'm literally, I'm demonstrating something. You guys have been talking for like 20 minutes. Y'all literally are just playing with Play-Doh. We want to talk. Okay. Say something. Can you make a microphone thing? Yeah. Let's do it. Okay.
So you don't want to talk to your wife. No, Harper, what are you doing? It's 1 a.m. You hear a window break. It's actually like 3 o'clock. You hear a window break in your house. Nobody's home but you. I start wigging out. I'm not joking. How are you taking down this attacker? Cell phone towers are down. First of all, you don't know it's attacker. Okay, cell phone towers are down. You hear somebody. What's up? What is this, the Purge?
Yeah, I want to know what Harper's plan would be. Do hats make y'all itch? I don't know if I have lice or if hats are just... Like, when y'all wear hats, does it make you itch your head? He does not have lice. I might have lice. There's a lot of dandruff in my hair. He looks like he has rabies.
He did bite Mav the other day. He did bite me, bro. When did I bite you, bro? At the beginning of the episode about dog attacks. I did bite you. I did bite Mav. That did happen once. You were tagging my leg. One time. And I ain't felt good since. Ha ha ha.
I'm going to need a lace boy soon. You know if you get rabies, you're practically dead? If you get rabies, you are dead. Yeah, but the chance of... No, something's crazy. It's like under 10 people ever in history have survived rabies. But isn't it super rare to get that? Yeah, it is super rare, but I also think it's a certain time frame around that too. No, no, no. If you get rabies, there's only like eight or nine people have...
survived it. Yeah, he's right. He's right. Because you wouldn't know you had rabies until after you waited too long. No, yeah, but you... When you get... Like, my brother... My brother, um... He got bit by a raccoon one time. He deserved it. But... What the... Wow. He deserved rabies? No, he deserved getting bit because he...
Don't say what he did to the raccoon. I feel like he did something bad. What did he do to the raccoon? Where has your brother been these days? This is my oldest brother, the one at college. What did he do to the raccoon? One night, him and his friends saw a raccoon and they were like, hey, catch that raccoon. And my brother's like, okay. Catch the raccoon. Why do you tell the story so monotone? Is that bad? Why do you look at me like that?
Me? I know what you're thinking. She doesn't know that that would be bad. And they saw the coon, and they were like, hey, catch shot. Okay, I'll start, I'll start.
What is she saying? I don't know. The only reference I know is that in Forrest Gump, they said when they tried to desegregate the schools, they said there's coons trying to get in. Oh, like black people? Yeah, you can't say that. Yeah, they said that in Forrest Gump. Yeah. And he was like, oh. He said, oh, when my mom said there's coons out there, I just sweep them away. He didn't understand. Wait, no. Coons is like slang for raccoons. No.
No, it's like something else, but well, it's also saying that like when you go coon hunt like coon hunting or coon dog Yeah, you say coon hunting I think right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah We can't talk about this anymore this is all probably getting cut. No, it's not what anyways So they were like, oh catch the raccoon and he was like I got you So he chases the raccoon and he picks it up and you know Obviously the raccoon is not very happy that he was picked up by a man. Right? So
Like, that's fair. So he's like looking at it and he's kind of, you know, taunting it. He was like, oh, look, I got you, raccoon. You weren't quick enough. And the raccoon...
Self-defense bit my brother in his face. No on his like armor like I don't even know so my brother got mad He was like you stupid raccoon and he starts laughing there at coon Bro this sounds like freaking Looney Tunes right now yeah And then the raccoon got even more mad and he let him up with dynamite He let that he let the the poor guy
my mom on your phone or what? But because he had gotten bitten by a raccoon, he had to go start getting rabies shots just in case. Because you have to get the shots before to prevent it. Oh, really? Well, if you get bit by wild animals like that, you're supposed to go get rabies if they carry rabies. So you get the shot before and it'll like
prevent it because you know like you said once you have rabies oh yes oh yeah when i got my dog bite i had to get that shot yeah usually with like any and usually if you go to like the emergency room with like any animal bite they give you rabies shots yep because like you said if you get it you're gone yeah if you like you have to like train harper got rabies harper definitely i had no actually harper's the animal like harper bit me i'd be going to the vet for sure i bit my sister she hasn't been the same ever since what
Did your sister have red hair? Yeah, but she dyed it. She dyes it? Yeah, I'm going to dye it when I'm in sophomore. Wait, when are you going to dye your hair? Next year. Well, I mean in like five months. Wait, why are you waiting? My mom won't let me this year. I don't think you should. I like it. Wait, do you have to be like a certain age to dye your hair? No, my mom just wants me to make sure. That it's what you want? It's what I want. It's not like you just dye your hair blonde because you don't have a special hair color like I do.
What is that supposed to mean? What do you mean it's not just dyeing my hair blonde? It is just dyeing my hair. Her hair would take way longer to grow back. Yours, you can just cut the blonde out. I think she's saying she can't undye it red. Your hair, you can dye it brown again. Her hair, she wouldn't be able to get that red again, I don't think. Yeah, and also the thing is my mom is worried because I won't be able to get a lot of...
acting things, I guess. I mean, she's not worried about that, but like, I mean, she's just like, no, Harper, your hair's so pretty and all this. Yeah, it is, Harper. I don't really like it because all the people in my school call me a leprechaun. Does that bother you? Yes. Actually, no, no, no. It doesn't bother me. It's just annoying because literally my best friend, Emmy, she dyed her hair brown and I want my hair to be just like hers because she's very pretty. That's so sweet. So you think brown's pretty? Yeah. No, wait, Harper, please. Yeah.
Can I see the play real quick? Why? Wait, let me see the ballpark. No, no, because... No, no, no. Okay. I have to bring a microphone. Oh, okay. All right. What if you, when you dyed your hair, you, like, the same day you posted on your TikTok, you lost, like, a million followers?
Because they were only there to make fun of your red hair. I would say womp womp. No, Charlotte Emilio, she lost one million followers and she was crying. Kate, what are you doing? Kate just left the box. Y'all didn't see her earlier. She was like, I need that lazy boy. She's trying to get you to buy that lazy boy. That's crazy. Kate, we can't hear you.
I was literally right off frame. I just need to stand up for a second. Okay, well, you sit up. I don't want to sit back down. Oh my gosh, can we also talk about, no, we forgot to mention this, but how we get like the biggest person on a podcast is the host, one of the hosts decides he has to pee on only that podcast out of 50. Yeah, you like got up. Out of 50 episodes, he's never walked off.
And you had to walk around and go to the bathroom. And then the one with Preston, you're like, I gotta go to the bathroom. Oh, I've never. Oh, yeah, that's right. I literally have never used the bathroom on an episode. Yeah. And then we had Preston plays on bro. And I couldn't hold it any longer. I thought he was coming back up with something. I thought you were too. I was like, what's he going to the bathroom for?
To use the bathroom? Can't he just be a man and hold it for 20 minutes? No, he didn't say he had to go to the bathroom. He didn't say it until he got back. Yeah. No, Cash can't hold it. I think y'all were in the middle of a store or something when I got up and left. Mad, Cash can't hold it when he has to go to the bathroom because when he has to pee, he makes it very noticeably odd. I don't mean to. He literally... This is Cash when he has to pee. He starts literally moving like this and you're like, why are you moving like that? And he's like, what? No reason. When he's standing up, this is what he looks like.
Okay, you can sit down. He looks like you're doing the cupid shovel. So basically he does what you do right before you fall asleep. Actually, as Kate wakes up, she's doing that. In the morning, Zom is in the bathroom like, and Kate's just asleep. And then once she finally wakes up, she's like, surprise, I did have to use the bathroom.
Already did He was singing my microphone that I worked on. I want to if you I will listen me personally I would never break the microphone. Let me see it if you break my microphone. I would never break the microphone I don't know how I feel about that microphone. No, I would never break it. I know I work so hard on it Yeah, let me see like a mushroom. You can only sing Ariana Grande with it That was so good. Thanks Anyways, yeah If you squish it
Wait, how about you sing like Ariana Grande in it first? I can't. Just sing like her. Yes, you can. What's an Ariana Grande song? Yeah, do that. I don't even know what song you're singing. No, it's like when she couldn't. Thank you. Next. Here you go, Cash. Oh, thanks. No, I just wanted to try this. She squished it. You built it good. She's squeezing it. Stop. Here we go. Don't break it, Cash. Here we go. Oh, your craftsmanship was not the best. Well, it was a microphone meet at a Play-Doh.
It's not Play-Doh. It's slime. No, this slime that we made has turned into Play-Doh. Look at this. This is Play-Doh. Hey! Oh, shoot. I'm so sorry. I actually forgot that it was a microphone. That's my bad. That's like taking candy from a baby. It was so sad. Why did Tinky Silly make your microphone? Look at this. I can make a microphone in two seconds. Can you give me that ball? Give me that ball real quick. He wants the ball. Look. No, it's really hard because you have to make sure it's all smooth. Oh. Look.
She's gonna squish it. Oh, what the? Why is there hair on it? Boom. When I see you do stuff like that, I kind of become convinced that we may have originated from apes. This is crazy. I love it. It's so convenient. I didn't have to bend down. I didn't have to bend down to pick up that ball.
Oh no, don't get stuck in the carpet. Okay. I used my toes. That's not slime anymore, Mav. It's Play-Doh. She already got stuck in the microphone. No. Harper. Yeah, I saw that. I didn't do that. Wait, wait, why did you sound like that? I'm trying to get it out. That's what she did. You sounded like Eeyore. I feel so sorry for you. Your guys' ears probably hurt right now because Harper's just beating up her microphone. It's not that bad. I feel like you're just going to get more stuck in there. Yeah, don't do that. Harper, you want to buy a new mic? Hey, anybody got a toothpick?
What? Oh, yeah. I carry a toothpick with me all the time. Right here. Yeah, just right. I'm out, Matt. Do you have your toothpick today? Harper, do you have anything in your socks right now? On that last episode, you were like, I've been carrying this in my sock all day. I was like, what? She had something in her sock? Yeah. It was like a candy wrapper. She was like, I've been carrying this candy wrapper. It was a Starbucks straw. Yeah, a Starbucks straw wrapper. What? Yeah. Do you just carry stuff in your...
I got a little bit out. You know, like, Wizards of Waverly Place, she used to carry her wizard wand and her boot. You know, she'd walk around with boots and, like, her wand, she'd pull it out. Oh, Selena? Yeah. Oh, I was convinced when I was little that, I mean, not convinced, I did it for, like, a week. I would, like, we always wore boots, and I'd put, like, a knife, like, a pocket knife in my boot. That is not where I thought that was going. Oh, yeah. I'd put, like, a pocket knife in my boot, and I thought I would always carry it like that for the rest of my life, and most impractical, uncomfortable thing ever. I thought you were talking about when you wore a helmet.
Oh, I did also do that. I watched Big Time Rush and what's his name? Carlos on Big Time Rush always wore a helmet. So one day I put on my skateboard helmet on. I was like, I'm going to start wearing this. I'm just I'm sorry. Harper, that doesn't sound good. Do you remember when you really just interrupted me? Sorry, I thought that was the end of your Carlos story. Oh, I guess it is now. He used to wear a helmet.
Nope, go ahead. I didn't think there was more to it, so it wasn't really an eruption. There was a time, I think it was around Christmas time, when there was some dude live streaming. I think his name was some dude. And he was talking about how you used him for followers. Do you remember that guy? Oh, yeah. And Cash got so mad, he's like, I'm running a background check on this man. And you literally ran a background check on him. What? To try to find something to get at him with.
I do not remember that, Mav. So this is all false information. I've never heard it. What? He was live streaming saying that you unfollowed him. Remember you unfollowed this guy. I don't even know how to run a background check on someone. Dude, my watch just told me to stand up. What the? You've been sitting too long, Joe. That's so stupid. You've been standing for like two hours. Mav, I've never, I don't even know how to run a background check on someone. You were trying. Remember, you don't remember this guy?
I remember that happening. That is not how it went. He did not live stream. He posted a video. Actually, I remember what happened. I remember he was live streaming or posted a video or something and he was talking about Cash Baker and how he got Cash Baker famous and then Cash Baker unfollowed him and just all this crap. And I remember I was like, why is this guy talking so much crap about you? I was the one that was upset. Yeah, he was upset too.
I remember I was like, Cash, you have to say something. And he was like, why? This guy's just an idiot. No, I didn't say anything. No, you were like running background checks on him. Dude, I don't know how to run a background check. I'm the ops, bro. I don't know how to run a background check. Bro, you were going FBI on this dude. What do you mean? What? How would you run a background check? It's really easy. Yeah, it's very easy. It's really not that hard. What is it?
I run them on all my girlfriends before I date. A background check tells you their history, like if they've been arrested. Tells you where they used to live, tells you where they live now. How do you do it? I mean, if you just search it on Google, there's different websites. Yeah. But yeah, you don't remember that guy that was going in on you, bro? I remember that part, but Cash wasn't. This guy was roasting Cash. He was on livestream and he was going crazy. All of his information is just so false. It's so true. Surprisingly, somehow you got his name right.
And that's the whole thing is true. He didn't live stream. It was a, he posted a video. He also was live streaming talking about it. He never live streamed. Yes, he was live streaming talking about it. Your memory is actually so horrible. I remember him live streaming and it was at Christmas and we were sitting there on the floor at grandma's house and you were talking, we were watching the live stream. We're like, there's no way this guy's saying all this. He was just making it up. Oh, okay. Wait, he actually might've did a live stream too, but he, the main thing was the video. I actually, I say we talk about this.
I'm going to talk about this on another episode because this one, this, sorry, this topic is actually very good. So I'm going to write that down. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm gonna bring that up on another episode because there's actually a lot that we can go into that. But we don't, I mean, it has to be more towards the beginning of the episode. Yeah. That's when we can give you all the real influencer drama. Influencer. Influenster. Influenster drama. Guys. What? Chill. You guys somewhere to be or something? She sure does. Yeah, guys, we have a shoot day tomorrow. We gotta shoot YouTube videos.
Harper comes in today. This better take 30 minutes. Harper comes in today. Harper comes in today and says, hey, you guys. We've had this scheduled for weeks. Yeah, she goes, you know that. No, no, no. You know that shoot tomorrow? So I have a birthday party I need to go to. It's very important. It's one of my best friends. Is it one of your best friends that's probably talked about about you before? Oh, yeah. But I have a birthday party.
Stop talking about it. It goes right back to talking about it. No, no. I have a birthday party, and I'm really excited. So please. Yeah, but pretty much Harper came in. She goes, guys, I know we've had that shoot date planned forever. And she tells us today. But I have a birthday party all day tomorrow. So is there a moment we can shoot at 8 a.m.? No, but once I get here, can we just shoot the first one, go into the next one, shoot, and we go?
So you can get to your birthday party? So I can go to sleep and then wake up and get ready and then go to the birthday party. Go to sleep. You need to take a nap first? I need to take a nap. Why would we not just shoot later? Why would we just shoot later? Yeah. Because it's all day. No, I'm saying why wouldn't instead of you going to take a nap. Why wouldn't you just sleep in? Why wouldn't you just sleep in and then we'll start when you wake up? Yeah, but then I won't have time to get ready. Oh, she was like, oh, I need a whole. What do you mean you won't have time to get ready? We're just cutting out your nap time. Wait, do you know how much time it will take though?
Yo guys, she's been stressing about this. She's been so stressed out about this shoot. Wait a second. Who's going to be at this birthday? Oh, just my best friends. Like Grayson, Eva. You don't got to name them all. That's okay. But is someone going to be there? We know they're all made up anyways. No, heck no. Okay. I almost said a bad word. God. Oops. That would have been so bad. Because this episode is called I Can't Say This Word. What would you have done?
You don't say bad words. I've never heard you say a bad word. What? I've never heard anybody here say a bad word besides Matt. Wait, did you say Joe does? That's crazy. But that's only because I've lived with Matt my entire life. I said not around you. I remember the first time Cash said a curse word and we were fighting. I was like, oh, he was so happy too. His eyes lit up. I was like, did you just say what I think you said?
Mom! Dude. And he was like, no, no, no, tell mom. He's trying to kill me. Dude, that's the best thing when you're younger and you're littler and your siblings and your siblings has a curse word in an argument. That's like the best thing that could possibly happen. You're like,
Where's mom at? What did your mom do? She didn't do nothing. She's just like, don't say that word. And I'm like, what? Beat him. Do something. Come on. We need some entertainment. Take away his phone. Come on. Wash his mouth. That was soap. Did y'all's mom wash his mouth? That was soap. Let me watch you beat him, mom. He deserves it. I think like one time. Yeah.
Maybe my mom washed Mads' mouth. She tried. I don't know. I don't think so, really. I was a biter. My mom did. Really? Yeah, my mom spanked me with a wooden spoon. Wait, did she put a bar of soap in your mouth? Because that's what my mom always... My mom didn't do bar. She did Dawn dish soap. Yeah, my mom pumped it in my mouth. I remember when I was like 11 or something, dad was like,
I was being bad. I was being a bad kid. And he was like, all right, fine. We're going to the bathroom. And he was like, he was gone. He was gone. He's going to spank you. He's going to spank you. Oh, yeah. I used to get spanked. Yeah. I was about to ask about that, but I was like, maybe we should save it for another one. Do all y'all have spanking stories? Yes. Yeah. I said we'd save that for next episode. Yeah. That's a good one. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode. Come back next time. We'll see you guys next time. Make sure you go watch the LOL Bros podcast. Peace out.