We Pierced His Bellybutton!
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I thought that I would demonstrate what I used to do in high school for fun because obviously these piercings didn't just pop up on my ear. I volunteer cash. You want a piercing? No, I don't want a piercing. You're fine. You got me out of the straight jacket. You're fine. You got me out of the straight jacket. You got me out of the straight jacket. See when the needles come, okay? Okay, get the needle. No, she doesn't. Are you guys ready? There's no way you're cheating yourself. It's just water, bro. You're fine. Why does water smell, man? Dude. Can I smell it? Oh! What is that? Yeah.

Guys, I feel like on this podcast, we just talk about our bad decisions we've made. Our bad decisions or your bad decisions? Mostly mine and Cash's and Harper's, but you know. Yeah. Maybe we talk about y'all's bad decisions today. Maybe. Are we rolling? Yeah.

Why'd y'all look at me? Because you're the one who's always like, no, no, no, restart. Well, just because I don't set my timer, but I guess if y'all want to start rolling, we can roll. Yeah, we're rolling, and I think we should talk about y'all's bad decisions today, personally. Okay, what bad decisions have you guys made?

Well, what are you trying to get out of us? I don't know. Drama? Something good for the audience? I feel like you know something and you want us to say something specific. And if we don't, then you're going to make us look like trash. What? So go ahead and tell us what we've done wrong. We don't know anything you've done wrong. Oh, okay. But Harper's always talking about her bad decisions she's made. I'll tell you a bad decision that happened today. Oh, today?

Today. Today. The bad decision that happened today was Kinsey and I went shopping. That was a bad decision. That was a great decision. Actually, yeah, maybe we shouldn't talk about their decisions. I don't know if we want to know it all. Yeah, y'all actually just protect your peace, okay? Just don't know anything. Y'all had to have made some other bad decisions in your life besides just shopping. No, I think we're actually like perfect. Really? Yeah, I think we're pretty good. What about dyeing your hair?

That was a good decision. And I refuse to let Maverick Baker make me feel bad about my hair color. No, no, no, no, no. You really didn't know where it hurts. You know she doesn't like her hair dye. Does she not? No, it's not that I don't like it. You told me you don't like it. I said I think it's a little dark. Did you mean now or just in life?

In life, but I was just saying... I've made some bad decisions when it comes to hair color. That's my point here is your hair color, you're trying to dye it back to natural. That doesn't mean I didn't like my blonde hair. That means... That means I got tired of it. I've had blonde hair for five years.

Kate, why do you talk like that? I've had blonde hair for five years. You talk so like you're not interested in being here at all. Yep. I've had blonde hair for five years. Well, y'all are just like... See, you're still doing it. No, y'all are just like targeting us. No, no, you're still doing it. You're not talking like how you normally talk. Yeah, talk like a person. Well, you guys are just like targeting us and it's...

She's still talking like a robot. Can't eat the robot. Like, maybe you, like, when me and Cash have a conversation, it goes like this. Hey, dude, what'd you do today? Oh, you know, nothing much. Hey, dude. What? Hey, dude. Hey, dude, what'd you do today? Oh, you know, nothing much. Just acting like a normal human. That was pretty robotic of you. Yeah, that sounds like a robot's trying to act like a human. Fake. Fake news. Just acting like a human here. No, let's see. I can think of some bad decisions y'all have made.

He's just targeting us. What? No, I'm not. I didn't even say anything. But it was intense, huh? Y'all were waiting for me to say something. Maverick does get in moods to want to just make people mad. He does. And he's in one of those moods right now. He's like enjoying the thought of making us mad. What? Yeah, look at the grin on his face. No. He's scheming. I'm not going to do anything. Dude, you have such a punchable face. I'm not even going to cap. You want to punch it? No, but like for real, like.

Punching Mav's face just makes you feel like a little less bad than punching anyone else. Really? Harper, are you okay? You haven't said a single word. I'm tired, man. Me too. I'm not going to cap. I'm very tired. This jellyfish juice will wake you up. It's really good. I don't want that.

full of energy man take a tiny sip that came straight out imagine that was a whole energy drink the bathtub no okay somebody's gonna take a sip of that there's definitely some stuff growing on those jellyfish that is not safe oh my gosh we take them out no okay we got a little jellyfish yeah the jellyfish has seaweed oh yeah loser has to drink it hold it up hold it up let me see your face look at

face your head looks huge yeah somebody has to drink the jellyfish all right what game should we play they might get sick so it should probably be cash what you take vitamins you have a strong immune system you always say that i forgot my vitamins this morning this man has a whole pharmacy on his side table there's like 20 pill bottles yeah and i got strong bones oh yeah he's got 20 pill bottles that's why your ankle snaps every five seconds very strong bones

I got vitamin B. What game are we playing in the drink dish? Vitamin E. Vitamin F. How do I play a game called who can fall asleep the fastest? What's going on? Why is everyone so tired? Yeah, Kate, you're making me not want to do the episode. These pants were part of our bad decision today and they're buttery soft. They're the best pants ever. I got them in two colors. They're actually amazing. Oh, yeah. What's up, guys? You're probably wondering what I'm doing here. Well, I'm bringing you the biggest news you've ever heard in your entire life. That's right.

Entire life. The LOL Podcast is doing our second ever live show in New York City on January 4th. So if you guys want to come see all of us live, go over to thelolpodcast.net to get your tickets right now. Touch the pants. They look like they have a wrinkle on them permanently. No, that's the pleat.

Wow. It's like nice pants, but also cozy pants. Guys, someone's got to drink this. All right, well then let's play a game. Why don't you drink it? All right. What should we play? Rock, paper, scissors? I'm down. All right. You two rock, paper, scissors, and then you two rock, paper, scissors, and then I'll play the one. Okay, ready?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. - Matt, they can't see your hand. - Oh no. - Well he threw paper and Harper threw scissors so Maverick lost. - No, that's best out of three. - Now it's best out of one. - What? Best out of one? - It's always best out of one unless you clarify beforehand. - It is always best out of three. - No it's not, Matt. - Yeah it is. - Yeah it is. - Even she knows. - Ready? - Are you ready? - You already won, you're the thingy, bro. - Harper, you shouldn't have said that. - I know but I just feel bad. - You already had the win. - Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. - Harper, you played yourself.

You just played yourself so hard. Okay, so now you're going to have to play. Now the girls play? Well, we're playing best out of one. Okay, fine. Right? Okay. Ready? That's risky. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. No! Okay, now it's you and Harper.

No, what? Okay, are you guys gonna play each other? Ready for the loser position? Yeah. No, because then we play cash. Wait, wait, whoa. You volunteered to go last. No, no, no. Yes, you did. Yeah, it's not the losers bracket yet. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Okay, you're right. It's all three of you. Okay, but like, I'm like, I'm getting cheated here. No, you're not. No, you're not. You literally chose to be last. You chose, you said, you guys go first. Like, you said that. Yeah.

Well, I take it back. It's too late, man. Okay, fine. All three of us. Ready? It goes until one person beats the both and then the other two battle it out. Wait, what if you throw paper, she throws rock, and I throw scissors? Well, you obviously didn't. Just listen to me. It goes until one person beats both of them and then the two losers battle. Okay, I'm ready. First person to get a win here. You won? Lost over there? Yeah, Kenzie lost. Okay, ready? It's me, Harper, and Kenzie. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Oh. Harper lost. No, no, no, no. No, it's still one person beats both. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. This is going to take forever. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I win! She won both. She won both. He lose. Wow. Wow. Okay. Harper, you should have walked away with your win earlier. You put yourself so close. You are now in the loser's bracket. No way. How am I here? I don't feel like this is my type of bracket.

What? You are always in the loser's bracket. You were born there, buddy. I'm still so confused on what we're doing. The loser's going to drink out of that? Is that? Yes. That really sucks for y'all. Ready? Out of three. Okay. She wants rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. No, no, I can't drink it. Why do you have paper? I can't harbor, please, people.

Let's talk about what we're going to throw. All right. It was Adam Martin, so he had to do it. No, it's Adam. Ready? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you going to throw? Throw what? What do you mean? What do you mean, what are you going to throw? What are you going to throw? It's my favorite scissors. Oh, you'll see. Ready? Cash, what are you going to throw? Be honest. You'll see. Be honest with me. Scissors.

Cash, what are you going to throw? I'm going to throw a rock and kill you. Okay? And then we can battle it out like a real man's game at a tiebreaker. Are you ready? Okay. You throw scissors. Okay. And I'm going to throw a rock. Are you ready? Now don't you switch it. Are you ready? Don't switch it. I won't, I swear. Because I actually, I want it to be more intense for the people. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. No! Don't hit her! I didn't. She played me. She went.

Algae disease. Here you go. No. It's like absurdly large. The way it's slushing around. It's not like watery liquid. You're about to be so sick. Dude, you gotta drink it. No. Okay, actually, for real, there's algae growing all over these things. What is the fun box? Well, you have to drink it because you lost. Why did you just...

It's a fun house. Guys, I can't. I can't. Alex just walked across, like, in front of all the cameras. What'd you do? Matt and Alex, I caught them in the garage doing something weird. Hey, we ain't plotting nothing. I opened up the garage door to show Harper's mom how dirty our garage was. You made that sound wrong. No. We were plotting something, okay? And plots be plotting. Is your plot in that box? Harper, go get that box and see what's in it. Okay. Okay.

No, don't do that. He was too willing. Anyone who wants to open the box can open the box. Really? I'll open the box. Harper's gone. She said she needed a minute. What is she doing? What are you doing, Harper? You're going to unplug our camera? What are you doing? She needs to charge her phone. What are you doing? She's looking for a phone charger. There's one right there, Harper. There's one behind the couch. The podcast just turns off.

Hey, don't you think I forgot? No, there's not one back there, Harper. Guys. There was? I feel like we should... Guys, don't acknowledge it, Kenzie. Listen, I think...

We have forgotten something. What did we forget? You're drinking the juice. No. Yes, you are. You're not getting out of this. I hid it behind me. I thought we could move faster. Man thinks we forgot about the little squid juice. I was so happy, too. I moved it behind me and no one said nothing. I don't care to see you drink it. Oh, perfect. That sucks because I do. Well, what's it? Harper. Harper's like searching for her. She's like searching. Like, you're on a podcast. You don't even need your phone. I don't need my phone.

Dude, she grabbed like the craziest looking charger. That's not an iPhone charger. Man, you are desperate. Look at that thing. There we go. Oh, there you go. There we go. Y'all played it behind me. Thanks. This is crazy. This man's over here. You just broke the prong. So, would you not like plug it in into the drywall? No, I think it's charging. Alright, your phone's charging. We're good. Yeah, but like could you like plug it into the actual socket? Because like I just, I prefer it for that. What?

Perhaps it might charge faster there, bro. Yeah, we don't know. No, I'd just rather it be in the... No, no, no. Trust me. It's charging. Okay. I'd just rather it be in the phone. Why? Man, she's geeking about her phone charger right now. Who's texting you so that you need your phone like right this second? I don't even care anymore. It's gonna... Y'all fine once this podcast comes out. What? Everything's fine now. What? What? What? Everything sucks. Just kidding. Hey, man. What's in the box?

No. Juice. No, no. Don't get into the box. Let's change the topic. Change the topic. Yeah. You saw what's in the box. You keep your mouth shut for a little bit. All right. Listen. Listen. Oh, no. He's got to drink the juice. What's in the box, man? Drink the juice. Harper. Yeah. What's in the box? It's your mom. Drink the juice, Cash. Ew, I hate that. Okay. All right. What? What is it? Drink the juice. Whoa, whoa. Yeah. Drink the juice. No, my eyes. Drink the juice, Cash. No, my eyes. Drink it.

This was a good plot Maverick, you remember what happened with that? Yeah, I do drink the juice, man. It's payback time Hey guys pop up a clip of what happened last time we touched this thing and it's not nice It does not it's not a nice thing. I thought I threw that thing away. My eyes are like hurting thinking you did I drove out to the waste management field and I dug this thing out

Oh, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Okay, I got you. Wait, she's geeking out that her phone isn't charging right now. Well, he broke it, so I'm not sure that's going to work anymore. Cash. Cash, protect your eyeballs. It is broken. I was just... That thing's a strong charger. I was just like... I'm very sorry, Harper, but it appears that this thing is destroyed. Give it to Alex. He can figure it out. He'll plug it in.

I'm really not concerned about the phone. I really want you to drink that juice before I... Oh my gosh, Mav. Mav, don't eat that in my eyes. I would never aim it at your eyes. I would never do that to somebody after what you did to me. Just make it straight, maybe. I don't really know. We're going to need a new charger. Just give it to me, Mav.

It's at four. It's alive? Yeah, I thought everyone was dead this whole time. It was probably charging being in the wall. Ow! You want me to do it? No. I bet I could do it. I got pliers. So is that what was in the box?

no yeah this was backup he decided that he thinks he's not gonna drink the juice bloody juice or you drank the bloody juice drank the what are those things called jellyfish juice oh sorry here's the thing here's the thing guys i want to drink it what i'm thirsty but alex can you plug your phone look it'll be greatly appreciated

Come on drink it. Okay. Just let me let me tell you something. Okay, I'd love to hear a story Yes, so If I drink this wait, I feel like it's kind of like any last words seriously that thing is damaging

Well, his eye doesn't look too damaged. Yeah, it came out fine. I want to drink this because I'm thirsty, okay? But we have...

important stuff coming up soon. And if I'm sick, you won't be sick. The algae says different. No, no, no, no. This is pretty much drinking pond water. This has been in here for the last like four years. Listen, my friend, I have drink water straight out of the Alpine fountain. Okay. Okay. You'll be fine. We spray my hand, try to spray it and see what happens. No, I actually can't. You guys, you guys can't see it up close, but there is nasty, like algae, like everything stuff growing on those jellyfish, literally on the whole side of the thing.

Yeah. Eat it. Drink it. All right, you move in three, two, one. Cash, drink it. You lost. Okay. Since my health is on the line, we should take a vote. Raise your hand if you think I should drink it. That's what you're what, Alex? Even the cameraman said yes. Wait, Kate, what? I don't think that you should have to drink that at all, actually. She's like, I won. Drink it, dude.

Your hope is not on the line. Listen, no one's saying drink the whole thing. That would be deadly. I think we all agree that's not a good idea. I think drinking it at all is deadly. No. Unfortunately, drinking it is... You'll be okay. Okay, fine. I'm going to drink it, but when I'm sick tomorrow, you guys are all...

If I throw up, I'm throwing it up in a bucket. You have to show us the water in your mouth. And then I'm putting it on all of y'all's beds. You have to show us the water. You wouldn't do that to me because we share a bed. Yes, I would. Yeah, I want to see the water in your mouth.

I'm kidding. I actually don't want to see that. He's going to be so dramatic. He's going to be complaining about it later. He's going to dump the whole thing on his face. That's what he's about to do. You have to open it too. That's disgusting. No one's saying to dump it on your face just so you know. But he's going to because he's cash. No one's trying to make that happen. Take the little plastic in the middle. The little thing in the middle. There's like a lid. Doink.

The noise it made. Why do you keep looking at the wall? Here you go. Oh my gosh. Cash, do not jump that through the wall. Cash, if you don't drink that, I'm shooting you in the face. Okay, okay, okay. In the face? In the face. We saw what happened last time someone got hit. Yeah, but I have to make a threat. Here I go, here I go.

The lid is off. - And there is fungus growing on the shell. - You have to show the water in your mouth. - I gotta see the water in your mouth. - We have to see it. - All right, you guys ready? - There's no way you're cheating this out. - It's just water, bro, you're fine. - It's just water. - It's just green water. - But what does water smell, Mav? - Wait, can I smell it? Can I smell it? - Dude. - Her face. - Ooh! - What is that? What is that? - Yeah, that smells sanitary. - Let me smell it, let me smell it. - Oh, that smells like an aquarium tank. - Let me smell it. - Ah! - Cash! - I smelt a little. Okay, you wanna smell?

I'm such an instigator. I'm the best. Oh my goodness.

No, no, don't put that at me. I got the gun to make him do that. That's crazy. He wants to use you as a human shield. He's got a charger. Oh, that's vile. Yeah, I don't know. It's ultra powerful. I know that.

Look at that. Look where you got him. Look where you shot him. That was not where you shot him. She's trying to shoot him again. It's empty. It's empty. This podcast is off to a chaotic start. Yeah, give it to Alex. Give it to Alex. Give it to Alex. Stop aiming it at my face. Listen. Here's the thing. This is outrageous. Where did everybody go? My iPad is off.

Uh, they ran away with that piece of fire and everybody took cover except me. I think you know what? Was gonna happen man, I almost got shot I Cause so much chaos all the time. Okay kiosk. Yeah, you ever seen kiosk I'm not coming out of the wall until you guys give me the water gun. Oh

It smells like rotten water. That was wrong of him to dump that on you. What? Yeah. Did you tell him to do that? No, I told him to drink it. You saw me, I said drink it. It was a spur of the moment thing. Well, go change. Oh my gosh. This is crazy. Well, this episode is not going how I thought. Sorry, Kinsey. If it helps, my butt is very cold. I hope it hurts. Here we go. Wait, no, Alice, Alice, what the? Oh, 64 shots. Watch the eyes.

That was good from the hip too. Okay, what's the deal? Come here, let me tell you. Get closer. Okay. Scoot the mic in a little bit to him. I need safety glasses. Talk into your mic.

- Okay, first give me a pair of safety glasses. - Why does it sound like he's like so far away? Y'all hear that? - Kenzie, don't hit my iPhone. - Don't shoot the computer. - What computer? - The one in the room. - Oh. - You're like pointing right at him. - Don't shoot the computer. - Oh, it's fine, Bri. - Okay. - You can close it, actually. - Oh my God, you look so Brene. You look so good. - Kenzie, come here. - Kate has been gone a while.

Cash, we're gonna talk. We're not gonna shoot you. We just wanna talk. Okay, well, I'm not coming out. No, you can come out. We're not gonna shoot you. Oh, here, I'll just get out of here. It looks like she's gonna shoot me. She's not gonna shoot you. Just come on out, man. We just want you to drink the pond water. Listen. I am not getting wet again. That water looks extra foggy now. Listen, that thing will take my eye out. No one's gonna shoot you if you just come out and drink the pond water. I can't come out. You're not really in a place to make demands here. I mean, you're gonna have to come out. You gotta find me.

You don't want that what are you Wally or something? Cash You need to come out cash listen come outside I

- When your socks are wet. - Oh, I'm sorry. I did not mean anything. I just said. - Yeah, she, Kinty, you should shoot both of them. - I should. - You should shoot both of them right now. - What the? I didn't do, no, I didn't do anything. - You told him to shoot before. - I did not. Watch me. - Remember, let's not forget who instigated this whole thing. - He's escaping. Kinty, he's trying to escape out that side. I saw him walk by. - I'll guard him. - Okay, okay, okay. Come on through, Kati. - Wait, we gotta actually import an equipment in there. We gotta be careful with the water.

- But out here. - What is that? - That's Cash. - That's Maverick. - It's a Maverick doll. - That's Maverick? - You guys can get one of these at CashWithMaverick.com. - No, you can't get those anymore. - No, limited edition. Wait, guys, the water's soaking through my towel and my butt's still getting wet. - Okay, they're just playing water gun fight in the middle of the podcast. Guys. - Hello. - Oh, what is that? - Whoa, I thought that was water. - What is that? - There's stuff in there. - Come out. - Cash, just come out and drink the pond water and it can all be over.

I'm sick of this. What are you doing? Cash? And you should just drink it earlier, it's a lot more foggy looking now Ooh bacon gosh, just drink the pond water. I'm so stressed. What if I get wet again? No, you have to come out here and drink it Make him come out here

Our TV covered in water. Cash, you come out or she pours it all over Kate. What? She's gonna pour it all over Kate if you don't come out. Okay, I'll stay in here. Where's Jared? Hey. No, you guys messed up. What just happened? No, you wouldn't. It's

Come out and drink the pond water. To what? To drink the pond water. Ready? Ten. Hold this. I'd hate for something to happen to him. Wait. Wait. Uh-oh. Oh, Jared's going to get it. No. Okay. Give me some. Okay. I can't even reach the pond water. I can't even reach it. Get out the hole.

Come outside! No she's not! No one can shoot you! Last chance! No! Okay, okay, okay! I'm coming out! I'm coming out! He's coming out, he's coming out! He's coming out! You broke it!

Dude my phone is completely so my gosh destroyed this thing is soaking wet in guys All you had to do is drink the pond water That's insane

That was crazy. Can we take a 10 minute time out? No, we're fine. Everything's fine. Everybody sit down. This is like not okay. I'm going to continue from right here because my seat is soaked. That's like not alright. Why? This episode just started. Don't. She has pliers on her. I helped pull your teeth out. No, but seriously, seriously? Cash!

Call it. Be done. Be done. What is this supposed to be? Truce. Truce, everyone. To be fair, she was the last one to pour on you. Where did our cameraman go? We built an inside water park, Loki. That's what this is.

I'm kinda surprised that all the mics are still working. Hello? Can you hear me? So much chaos. Yeah, I really don't like it. I don't know, is my mic working guys? We got water all over our ceiling. Everywhere! We got water. My phone is soaked. The cameras are soaked. Boards are soaked. Oh, my phone! Microphones are soaked. My artwork is soaked. I'm scared.

I think it's important to remember who initiated this whole thing, and that would be Cash, the one coward behind the couch right now. Whoa, I just said let's play rock, paper, scissors to drink it, which he agreed with. He was laughing. My favorite thing, Matt was laughing. Go back like maybe seven minutes. I'm such an instigator. I'm the best. Well, I just brought it. You can't just throw a spongebob in her mind.

Yeah, what am I eating in your head? Sorry, I'm sorry. Don't mind me. Listen. Well, I would just like, I don't know what you're going to do with that water. Just don't. I don't even know if we can all be friends anymore. That's pretty crazy. Everything went wrong. Our ceiling is wet. Everything's wet. Yeah, our ceiling is wet. That's not good, is it? One time I got slime stuck on my ceiling. One time I got slime on my ceiling. Uh-oh. Our camp is wet.

Dude, does anyone want to talk about how Kenzie was shooting Cash straight in the butt? Yeah, I saw that. That was funny. I think our cameras are fine. Just chunks of water shot straight at his butt. Ow, ow. And he's stuck in a hole. There's nothing he can do about it. It's so helpless. And his hands are on the other side so he can't hide his butthole. Does that thing actually hurt? Oh, I mean, it nearly took my eye out. Nearly. It's very sharp.

This feels like an episode that it is unsafe to not have an umbrella. I swear. This episode feels like it's gonna get like a flag on. I see cash. Oh my gosh. Cash. Wow, she's safe. It's actually very waterproof. Floor's ruined. Are you okay? This episode is brought to you by polka dot umbrellas. That is crazy. I'm dry as can be under here. That's crazy.

Alright guys, let's get in our seats. Come on. No! Okay, what was... I don't even remember what we were talking about. I think this whole episode has been about the pond water. Might as well just title it Pond Water. We're talking about Joe Biden. What? Y'all remember that? Joe Byron. Alright, um, can you get in a seat? Can you please put the pliers down? And Matt, can you come out of hiding? I'm actually super comfortable back here.

Dang, Alex! Cameraman's knocking stuff. Everything's wet. It's horrible. Should we just restart? No, no, no. We're good. Everybody just get in their seats. Come on. We got this. We can reset here. No, we can't. The chair is soaking wet. Yeah, yeah. I'll just sit. I'll just sit on the edge. Is it safe to put the umbrella down? What if every episode I was always back here like this?

That would be nice. That would be crazy. All right. Huh? If every episode I was just always back here, I never had a chair. Why didn't y'all do that? You started it. We had simple demands. All right. Since that happened, now you have to put a whole jellyfish in your mouth and eat it for 10 seconds. Yours is trying to get me sick. That jellyfish has literally algae all over it. That jellyfish is crazy. Since you did that, you have to get the jellyfish, put it in your mouth for 10 seconds. That's all. I'm waiting for the one person who thinks it's a real jellyfish, and they're like, the poor jellyfish. I'm up.

No, you're fine. Um, where are you going? Where are you going? Why is she back out? Guys, everybody come sit down. Kate's gone. She's using the bathroom now. I don't even know what she's doing. Dude, so much has happened. I'm not gonna lie. I forgot what the thumbnail even was. Dude. It's fine. Guys. Eat your jellyfish next to your foot. Yo, eat my foot. How about that, huh? She might be careful what you ask for. I was the one who sucked at rock, paper, scissors, shoot. What? She told you.

She lied to me a little. You said you were going scissors. You don't trust Harper's Elmer. I learned that early on. How did I go through two pairs of pants in one episode? Two? Yeah, this is another pair of pants. That's the third? Yeah, well, her first pair was her new pair and y'all got them all wet. So she went and changed into these and now these are all wet. And I should go put on another pair, but I'm going to push through. Where's my lip balm?

Where's my super suit? - Dang it dude, I just bought that. - Oh, Harper has it. - No I don't. - She has it right there. - She's gonna steal it. - These are mine, I left them yesterday. - Get up. - No, it's probably downstairs. - Thanks. - What the heck? - So now everyone has a dry seat except for me. - That's gonna be way too noisy, bro. - No, we're good. - Oh, I like this. It's kinda like I can put my feet on it like this. - Yeah. - This is mine, actually. - We're good.

Uh-huh. What? They're jealous we're smarter than them. Yeah. They're all sitting on wet seats. Wow. Couldn't be us. He instigates the whole thing and then proceeds to bully the rest of the... No, no, no. First off, instigation is an art. Second, you can never blame the instigator. They never technically did anything.

I didn't do anything. I think if there's one person at fault here, it would be... Nobody to blame but me. I think it would be you. No. What did I do? I did nothing. You demanded Cass drink jellyfish water. After he lost his own game. And then you pulled out a very powerful water gun and threatened him with it. And then you just waited. Did I ever shoot anyone? No, you just waited until someone else did. You provided everything. No, he poured the jellyfish.

the pond water on Kinsey causing her hand to be forced. I dropped it. I didn't mean to pour it on her. I think it all could have been avoided if Maverick didn't bring pond water and a powerful water gun to set. That's possibly true. That's probably accurate. But I did. And it's not my fault if I bring some things and you guys happen to just cause chaos. That's not my fault.

How is that my fault? It's like bringing drugs to a party. Yeah, and if someone does them, it's not you. What? No, I'm kidding. That's a joke. Mother Baker is okay with drugs. You were here first. No. No. Just the one's cash takes on his nightstands. The vitamins. Yeah. He likes them vitamins. I do. I eat a lot of vitamins. I have healthy bones. He does. He's got very healthy bones. Some say the healthiest. Some might would say that. Some might would also say there's still pond water in this. Guys, I can't. What? I thought I could...

pucker through and puckers the wrong word ever say that when talking about your pants that was the wrong word pants are so what yeah no don't finish this is acceptable for the internet no listen we don't got a buddy just has kneecaps up there literally

I thought I would be able to make it through this whole episode in these pants, but now there's water all over these pants. So I'm going to go change for a second time. That's what I'm talking about. Why do you leave like a white? She didn't want anybody to see the water on her butt. Because she was puckering, you know? Can't let no one catch you puckering in the streets.

Well, I don't even know. What should we talk about now? Dude, who wants to drink this? It's definitely full of something. I don't know what's in here. I mean, I probably wouldn't drink that if I were you. Is there any other things we can play rock, paper, scissors over? I mean, we can play rock, paper, scissors. Who wants to eat whatever's in Harper's hand? What is that? It's my lip balm. My lip liner, yeah. Oh. No, how about we... Wait, we had something we were going to do. Lipstick taser. What was it, guys? I don't know.

- Lips tip taser? No, not the lips tip taser. - Dude, I would love to actually have a lips tip taser, except I don't feel like a guy could pull it off. - I feel like we just filmed a while back, like the lie detector test. - Now pull your mic down, nobody can ever see your face. - Dog. - There you go.

You don't want to see your beautiful face, Mav. Oh, dude. Are you sure? You think? You really think? Yeah. Okay. Would you actually wonder that when you're little? What? If people would want to see my beautiful face? Yeah. I wonder if people actually think I'm beautiful. What? Yeah, I still wonder that sometimes.

Like, do y'all ever wonder, like, I wonder if they think I'm beautiful. Oh, you mean like, you're like, oh, I think I'm attractive, but do other people actually think I'm attractive? Yes. Or are they just being kind and saying you look good? You know what's crazy? I thought about this. You are what you think everyone else thinks you are. Yeah, but what if you're like, what? False. You are, no, in your head, you are what you think everyone else thinks you are. False. How is that false? All right, then I think I'm the hottest girl on earth. You are...

What you think everyone else thinks you are. That's what he just said, Einstein. I'm repeating it. Oh, okay. For confirmation before I tell you you're wrong. Oh, really? Oh, wow. She's making sure you're wrong. Up in your head. Your personality that you think you are is what you think everyone else thinks you are. How? Because what if you're like super pretty and you think you're ugly and so everyone is like, oh, she's ugly. If you think everyone else thinks you're ugly, then you think you're ugly. Oh, yes. Well, that's kind of true. If everyone thinks you're ugly, you're ugly.

that's what i'm saying you are what you think everyone else thinks you are i'm you're saying it wrong what am i you're saying you are what you think everyone else thinks you are yeah matt you've said that yeah that statement that statement means if i think everyone else thinks i'm ugly then i'm ugly that's what you just said that's a fact actually if everyone votes that you're ugly you're just an ugly person i'm sorry no no no no it's

What you think other people think. Yes, if you think... That's projecting. I could say right now, I think Harper thinks I'm ugly. That means I'm ugly. But Harper never said that. No, but if you thought, man, everybody thinks... Everyone's getting lost. This conversation is boring. Kate, come back. Oh, she's back on a whole new fit. What the heck? What's in your hand? Dude, Kate never looks like she's ready to shoot an episode. What is she doing? Please stop, Kate. Christmas. What is she doing? Kate, please stop. What was that? And what I was... Kate...

- They're gaseous pajama pants. - Yeah. - Because I'm all out of pants!

I have no more. You guys ruined them all and my laundry's not done. So this is all I have. This is the Kate we were looking for. Yeah, there we go. Not, my name is Kate and I like to talk mellow town. I wish I could have brought my pillow. Who wants to see my face? Whoa! Harper is so good. Flip yourself upside down and show everybody that right now. I got you. No, flip yourself upside down. Put your leg up here. You did that with eyeliner and lip liner? Put the leg up. What is happening? Look at that.

Put your head down. Put your head down. No one can see it. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty crazy. Next time don't write it upside down and you won't have to do that. Well, I brought a surprise to set today. Oh yay, more surprises. This is great. Yes, so actually what Maverick said at the beginning of today's episode has been sticking with me. Oh, what bad decisions have y'all made?

had a single bad decision in my entire life actually really but if it were if you were to consider all my decisions a bad one this would be a bad decision probably which one so when i was 15 years old i opened up my own piercing company oh can you please that makes this make sense these all look like very painful objects yeah so i thought i would demonstrate what i used to do in high school because i wanted all these piercings or bring your mic

You're right. You're right.

that I would demonstrate what I used to do in high school for fun because obviously these piercings didn't just pop up on my ear. So. - So what, what, what? - I volunteer cash. - What the heck does that even mean? - That's a good idea. You want a piercing? - No, I don't want a piercing. - No, I don't want a piercing. - I got you right. - He deserves it. He poured water all over us. - Toe piercing. Let's do it. - Do a belly piercing. That's like what all the LA boys do. - Belly button boy. - Belly button boy piercing. - I got you. - Wait, boys have belly button piercings? - This boy does. Come on, later. - No one's piercing my belly button. - You know what's fun?

is when i was in high school i was like i wanted a belly button piercing so bad same i bought the ring and everything okay no way but i could never get the strength to do it to myself oh and then eventually i just grew out of wanting one so i have a single belly button ring from when i was 15 16 years old are we putting it on it's so pretty and pink wait do you want it no heck no i don't want a belly button piercing let me see it's pink

That's a pretty thick needle. I'm not gonna lie. I think I can get this through Cash's belly button. You're not stabbing my belly button. Let's hold him down. I would rather drink the pond water every morning than have my belly button stabbed. Drink the pond water then. Listen. Oh, I'm gonna pass out. This is crazy. Listen, I got my little bee tin holder. This is where I hold all my piercing needles. Ooh, that's what? I'm not unprofessional, okay? Okay, I low-key am sanitized. I'm not getting any of your things.

No, we're doing cash. I'm doing cash as well. Fine. Lay down, Cash. Wait, what is this? Oh, my gosh. It's a tin full of needles. I told you. I don't think that this needle is the same size as the green needle. It just has needles in here. I just push it through twice. An ant surgeon thing. Podcast turns tattoo shop. This is crazy. Cash, get on your back. No, I'm not doing that. Lay down. You're not stabbing me with this. Cash, do you want us to force you?

Do you want a belly button piercing or do you want to drink the jellyfish water? Where's the gun? Lizzie, whoa, no, no more of any of this. Why am I getting bullied this episode? I don't understand. Yeah, you filled it up again. Kenzie, that's out of water. No, he filled it up. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. No, it's out of water. Oh, no. Oh, it has water. It's not. It's not 57 more shots. Fine, shoot me. Get on the ground. Shoot me. Oh, we're meeting. Can I get my umbrella out first?

Chill. Chill. Get down, Cash. She's not going to hit me with it. Oh, she'll hit you with it. She's not. Yes, she will. She's not going to hit me. Oh, now she will do that. So much chaos. Can someone hold down? Harper? Harper?

Get the piercing done. Harper! Cash, we don't want to do this. Okay, Harper. Okay, okay, okay. You're forcing our hand! Okay. Lay down. On the ground! On the ground. Lay down. No, on the ground! Belly button out. Stop! Hey! Hey! Let go of her! That was fun! Okay. That's not fair. Okay. You can pull that off in the sink.

No, we gotta pierce. We gotta do a piercing. We gotta do a piercing. It's not fair that God made men biologically stronger because they don't deserve it. Because their brains are smaller so their bodies should be too. What? Okay, Cash, can you please take your pick up needle? Do you want... Guys, no one's... Y'all aren't stabbing me. Cash, we're going to stab you. That means you're not a

you're not a real man. Do you want... Because little girls get their belly button pierced, bro. You're scary. They actually want to pierce my belly button. You'll be fine. Do you want a sewing needle or a pushpin? Pick one. It's so embarrassing. No one is stabbing me. I recommend the sewing needle. I'd go pushpin. No, I would recommend...

in sewing needle too. Pushpins are a little bit lower budget. No, pushpins are a little better though. I think this is up. Listen, I'm not unprofessional. I have pierced so many people. She looks like it. I even sterilize. No, listen. What? She's sterilizing the needle. Oh, she's good. I used to do that all the time. I would trust her. Oh, now it's sterilized. Be careful with that thing. Obviously, it's not sterilized. You gotta put alcohol on it to kill all the bacteria now. Yeah, and then drop it in the pond water. How many times have you done this, Kate? Way, way too many. Cash?

How many years? I actually have one of my former clients in the house with us. Cash, lay down. It's time for your button. No one's buttoning my belly button. We're putting your buttons on. Come on, sit down. No one's buttoning my belly button. Cash. Mav, can you please hold him down? This is crazy. Get out. Is there like a way we can threaten him to get him down? Let me just take this needle. Get down. Okay. Come here, Mav.

I'm down. I'll get my belly button pierced. Okay, I got you. No, let Kate do it, though. I want Kate to do it, not you. Yeah, I'm the professional here. Obviously, Kate, not you. No, no. No, let me use your belly button. You got no idea what you're doing. I'm going to

- He's going to stab me now. - Cash, I'm not asking. - He probably thinks it goes straight into the belly button. - Cash. - I just killed him. - I'm just like, "All right, Matt." - Just gonna pierce my intestines. - No, obviously Maverick does not qualify for belly button piercing. - He's not like that girl, you know? - Matt said he's fine with you doing it, so you should go do that. - Cash, but it's just not the, like, it's you having fun. - You don't want his money. - Kate, we dropped a needle. You dropped a needle. - Oh, we're gonna have to sanitize that again. - Put the needle in here.

Do we have anything I can threaten with? Do I look like I get belly button pierced? Yes, you look like a lowlife, Kate. Now, get out of here. What? Go sit down. Go sit down. If you don't let her push it through your... She's trying to act like she's going to pierce me. Josh, lay down. This is actually ridiculous. All y'all are acting like this is normal. This is fine. Just lay down. Okay, at least let her pierce your ear. It literally doesn't hurt. I took the time.

Five-year-old girls. Then let her pierce your belly button. Five-year-old girls get their belly button pierced. Then let her pierce your belly button. Okay, maybe not five-year-olds. Okay, five and a half. Okay, just lay down. Then let her pierce your belly button. Dude, I've already done it. No, you haven't. No, but like it's something I would have already done. You can't just sit here and gripe at me when you're not doing it. I'll do it if you do it.

Oh, dude, if you do it. Okay, you're first. No, you're first. No, rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first. Easy. It's not funny if I do it. Do it. Rock, paper, scissors. I will enjoy myself. Okay, fine. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors. Best out of three. Ready? And who goes first? Are you going to play? I feel like I'm already lost. I don't know why. Play, dingus. The thing is, he's not going to do it. Yes, he will. No, I'm going to do it. Are we going to do it? All right, let's do it.

Okay. He's trying to whisper to me what to pick, and I'm not doing that. No, I'm whispering to him, like, is he actually not going to do it? Because if so, I'll take the L. But for the sake of content, we've got to play rock, paper, scissors. Ready? Go. For the sake of content. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. You're acting like you wouldn't do this off camera. Come on, here we go. Okay, best out of three, right? Yeah. And the bad person's getting stabbed in the belly button. Yes. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Come on. Let's go already. Cash, little girls do this. I'm scared of needles. What else do you want me to say? I don't like needles. I forgot. Didn't he pass out? I don't like needles. Me too. Yes, I passed out on a needle one time. Okay? So everybody stop trying to stab me with those. I don't want to be stabbed. Don't cry, baby. Stupid.

Ready? No, I'm not ready. I'm stressing internally. You're fine, dog. Dude, listen. I would never, ever allow anyone to hurt you. Lies. It's a thin needle. I would never put you in any position that you're going to get hurt. I don't like needles, guys. You're going to be just fine, man. Aren't you like 20?

Cash, an needle doesn't get any smaller the older you get, Harper. Dude, men your age were fighting in war, all right? I'd rather be shot than a needle in me. Rock, paper, scissors. You ready? Hurry. Ready? The views are waiting. Cash, let's go. I'll put a needle.

- I have a needle in your ear. - Cash, play me. - I will package the needle up in my-- - I was asking you that earlier. - Okay, ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! - You have a chance. - Ready? - I'm stressing. - Ready? - I go! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! - Go again! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! - Oh, I can't do this anymore. - The stress is getting to his head. - Ready?

I go, "RUN FEMS TO THE SHOE!" NOOOO I CAN'T! I CAN'T STAB! NO ONE STABBED ME! I CAN'T BE STABBED! I'M DONE SIR! You're done for! No! I actually can't! I actually can't be stabbed! No, no, no. Lay down! No, no, no. I can't be stabbed. Lay down. Matt, you understand I can't be stabbed. No! I'm sorry. No one can stab me. Josh, lay down. No, I can't do a needle in my stomach. Just lay down. This is re-

Cash, no. No. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. I'm trying to escape. No. The hole won't let you escape. No, Cash. No, lady. Let me go. Cash, I'll see you next time. Why do you always go butt first? Listen, you're going to be fine. You're going to be fine.

Do you remember how we talked the other day about how Mav is Cash's emotional support? Only Mav could talk him into this. Mav, calm him down for a little bit before we start. Okay. Oh, thanks. Thank you. Now they can hear me as I scream for terror. What is that? What the frick?

It's in your mind that the pain. Are you trying to waterboard me? What's going on there? What? Whoa. Whoa. So you can't move. Whoa. Me? Yeah. What? Me? Couch, move your hands. Wait, go like this across your chest. This procedure can only be done if the belly button is available. You're okay. I need my belly button.

I would never let anyone hurt you. No one would ever hurt you. Seriously guys, don't stop.

No one's gonna stab you man. It's all pretend. It's all pretend. I promise. No one's gonna stab you. We're faking it. We're faking it. It's a fake needle. No, you're not faking it. You're gonna stab me, man. No. I know it's not fake. We will never stab you. You have so much hair on your belly button. Guys, can you put my shorts down, man?

What do you- what is that? What is that? Okay, get off- Mav, get off my legs! No- Mav, get off my legs! You're going mobile?! The cameraman's going mobile, this is great. Okay, Mav. Guys, guys, I can't. Just stare into the light, breathe deep. Okay. Where did the- where did the cam- Don't- don't be difficult. Guys, the cameraman's gone.

Don't touch it. I freak out if somebody touches my belly button. Give me the needle.

I'm in control of the needle, I'm the professional. No, okay, okay, no, Mav, Mav, he's doing it on iPhone. Let's just go, let's just show me normally. If I'm taking this, you're at least showing me normally. No, no, no, we're good. No, not iPhone, not iPhone, Mav. iPhone's good. No, get off me. It's great quality. No, no, get off me. Mav, get off me. No, get off me. Mav, get off me. No, no, get off me, get off me. No, get off me. I'll sit here, but you're not getting on my legs.

And the camera needs to see. I'm not doing this with the camera, not even seeing. Okay, okay, bring that camera closer. No, it's fine. He can just do the handheld one right there. He does have a flap on the top, so he can't do it. What do you mean? It's just for life. No, ow. Don't touch my belly button. Don't stop touching my belly button. Okay. Relax, man. We're just going mobile. Everybody bear with us. We may have a break here and then cut back in when we have the camera ready. My legs are hurting. How small the hole is. It doesn't hurt. It's just for the camera. Okay, okay.

What do you mean what happened? To your stomach. What happened to my stomach? You got a little scratch. I can. Alright, we're mobile now. We're mobile now. Uh, Cash, are you ready? Are you okay? Are you okay? This is crazy. He's like a monster. This is crazy. Why is it always me? I don't understand. You guys have me in a straight jacket? You're fine. You got me in a straight jacket? You're fine. We need some straps for his legs. Okay, no, stop. She's showing me the needle.

Stop showing me the needle. Close your eyes. Shut your mouth. Can you hand him Gerald for support? No guys. Don't worry. Here look some sound. Oh yes Gerald sounds. Okay that's weird. Okay stab him. Alright let's do it. Go slow. Get Gerald on me.

Kate, just do it slow. I can't access your belly button. Okay, okay. Guys, I'm freaking out with everything on top of me. I'm freaking out. No, okay, get jailed off me. And the talisman. The talisman. Do you not have empathy? Do you not have empathy for me? Kate, just start slow.

Just poke a small hole slow and he'll be fine. You just can't pass out. No he's fine. Okay. Is the needle there yet? She's got nothing. Okay Alys I'm not gonna. Okay don't touch it. You can't touch my belly button. You just gotta stab it. I'll tell you when she puts the needle up to you okay.

I'll tell you when the needle's coming, okay? Yeah, you have the needle. She has the needle. No, she doesn't. She does not have the needle. I can't. She does not have the needle. She's telling us out. I can't. I can't. I can't. Breathe. Breathe. Come on. She's going to stab me. I'm going to die. You're fine. No, you're fine. Just breathe. It's okay. He can't feel it. He can't feel it. Guys, please.

Please, I feel it poking me! I feel it poking me! It's poking me, I can't! I can't! I can't, I'm sorry, I can't! Let me out of the straight jacket! Let me out of the straight jacket! Let me out! I can't! I can't! No, you just got me. If I pierce both my ears right now, will you get your belly button pierced? No, Viper! Maybe one of your ears? Will you at least do an ear? Fine, you can pierce my ear. Okay, okay, okay, I'll settle with an ear.

I would hate to see him pass out on camera. Okay, pierce my ear, that's it. Alright. Man, that was crazy. An ear is the only thing I can do. Alrighty. We're gonna re-sterilize because I had some sweaty palms recently. I'm still- I don't matter. You're fine, Cash. Can you stop giggling over there? Scared me a little bit. Okay. I'm looking at ya. Do it. You got it.

You're good. There's a hole, okay hold on, I wanna say one thing. There is a hole there from like two years ago when I had my ear pierced. Oh, so it's just a re-piercing. No, no, no, there's just like a little indent. But you see the indent? There should be an indent. I'm gonna get a better angle on this. Do that. You got this. I'm gonna get a way better angle. Oh, sorry. Sorry. What just happened? Alright, go, go, go. What was that? Okay.

Okay, if you're gonna pierce it Kate is it quicker is it slow it's so quick is it painful Okay Yeah by professional

It's done! It's done. It's in. That's it? That's in. I've got my ear pierced? Well, you need to get your earring put in. Oh my goodness, it just said needle in your ear, bro. What? Wait, don't tell him that he's gonna pass out. It's still in there? Don't touch it, don't! Take it out! Take it out of me! Take the needle out. Take the needle out. I got it, okay.

Why would you leave it in there? Why would you leave the needle in there? Why is there a needle left in my ear? It's still there. Oh, that feels weird. It's gone through. Stop moving! That hurts. That hurts. That hurts. That hurts. Okay, it's in. It's in. Earring is in. Put the back on, Kinsey. Wait, what earring? Is it like an actual man earring?

Yeah! Let me see. I didn't- what earring did they put in? What's a man earring? Like this is a man- No, I have hoops just like that. Okay, but what's in my ear? A stud. Is it like a man stud or is it like a girly stud? That was so manly. Okay, that wasn't that bad. Now belly button. Are you ready for your nose? What the- No nose. The nose hurts. I can do it. Okay. Why did she just threw that needle near your eye? It was crazy. Yeah. Whoa. There was a needle in her eye when she went for your nose. Okay, that wasn't that bad. Madby, your turn. No. I want my nose.

Somebody else! Please! Somebody else gotta get pierced. Me, me, me! I don't want to do Harper's, unfortunately. Please! Harper, your mom isn't here. No, it's a prudence. Trust me, can I please call her? Yeah, we're good. Max tried it in the episode, but he can get pierced. No, no, no. Oh, wife said no, can't do it. Sorry. My mom won't care, I swear to you. Okay, somebody's gotta get pierced.

Okay, Kinsey, Mav, Kate. I'll do one. What? I'll do one. You'll do another one? Yeah. All right, turn around, Kate. What do you mean? I'll give my try. What? I tried. I need a mirror, though. What? I need a mirror. No, no, no. You're going to pierce Kinsey's ear. There's so many little girls I'm about to try to pierce their ears after this. You're going to pierce Kinsey's ear. Guys, do not try any of this at home. Wait, I feel like we're piercing it. Kate is not good. This is not safe. Go to Claire's or something.

No, in Temple I do. I'll just do one on myself right now. Okay. Wait, you're gonna self-stab yourself? This is crazy. You want me to do it? Can someone give me like a handheld mirror?

Like a phone? No, I need a handheld mirror. What? Let me just grab my handheld mirror. Yeah, I don't have one of those, Kate. We got one somewhere. I know we do. No, we don't. Oh, she's like getting ready. She's like preparing. Wait, where are you going to do it? Turn around, Kate. They got to be able to see you here. Everybody get back in their spots so we can have our microphones and everything. I don't know if the audience can hear us very well. That side's wet. You want to sit this thing back on there? Yeah. I will say this.

Okay. Mavericks. It's still soaking wet. I lost my needle. Wait, are we getting a handheld mirror? Well, do you know where one is? Yeah, can you grab one? Oh, yeah, she can't go in. You just go grab it, Kate. I'll be right back. I will say, I kind of freaked out. Yeah, you did. A little bit, but that piercing was not near as bad as I thought.

So we can do the belly button? No, the belly button, seeing it on your belly button, you don't understand. Seeing that is still crazy. We should have blindfolded you. But this was not that bad. I kind of felt like a baby now, guys. You kind of looked like one, too. It's the skinniest flap of skin. Just go through your belly button. No, Mav, if you had the needle next up to your belly button, you'd understand. Wouldn't care at all. Me neither. Really? Yeah. Let me do it, then. If you guys tell Cash how he's supposed to do it, I'll let him stab me.

No. Okay. What? No, no. Let him be a big man. It's a tiny little thing. It's not even going to be visible. Just do it. Yeah, okay. Let's do it. How's he supposed to do it? The top or the bottom? Top. The top flap. And then you just... Kate!

They're trying to stab Mav! She took the needles. Oh, good. No, they're right there. We do gotta hurry up because we have another episode we have to get through and I have a dinner. So, you know, I don't know if there's really time for this. So, let's not waste time. Okay, okay, okay. We'll hurry. We gotta wait on Kate. I don't think you sterilized that. I really don't think that y'all should do that. Mav. Maverick. Please don't. Maverick. Fine. We'll save it for another episode. No. No. No, this episode's been good enough. We'll do belly button piercing or something.

Did you just stab our chair? No. All right. I really don't think y'all should do that. You knew she wasn't going to let you. That's why you tried to act like a big, tough man. Big, tough man who listens to his wife. Don't pop my thing. Look, Kate's going to stab her ear. Cash, don't, don't, don't. Please don't. I already did that earlier, actually. You now have a very slow leak. Oh, thanks, man. Oh, no. We have two very slow leaks. I have a hair clippy. Can I have it? Yeah.

Gotta clip the hair back. You're killing us right now. You can feel it. Yeah, slightly. Oh, let's beat this along. Kenji's getting me a hair clip. Okay. Kate's gonna pierce herself now. This is gonna be pretty crazy. I feel kind of crazy. Yeah. Out of character. I'm in pajama pants.

piercing ears what does that scream kate baker where are you gonna put it on your ear uh let's see i can't believe she's giving her cartilage this is crazy you're doing a cartilage piercing you're gonna hit the top of your ear oh my god that's all i got left i can't do it on my she pierced everything else okay now that's actually kind of crazy imagine sticking a needle right here no grab your ear no grab your ear mouth imagine sticking a needle through that kate i don't know if you should do trump would know what that feels like i've done it

I've done this before. Kate, I don't know if you should do that, actually. I've done it before. I'm okay. You've done it before? What do you mean? You see the three cartilage piercings I have? Who do you think put them there?

You. Claire's? No. Heck no, dude. I'm not paying Claire's. So you just get bored and you stab your ears? Listen, I want to make another announcement. Do not ever try this at home. Please. Kate. Do not say you saw this on the LOL podcast. Don't. I don't want to hear that. We got to start putting a disclaimer before these episodes. Yeah. Are we actually putting a disclaimer in this one? I think we should. Because disclaimer right now, I do not think anyone should do this. I just have done it so many times before.

That I'm confident in myself? She's a professional unprofessional. Yeah.

This is like, are you icing it? Well, yeah, I'm going through the cartilage, my friend. This might be one of the craziest things we've ever done. I mean, we're drawing blood here. Dude, since when is Kate a daredevil, bro? Kate's not a daredevil. Kate's done this seven times before. Do you see all my piercings? I would never put a piece of metal through my body. Yeah. Yeah. You said you would. No. What? I mean, I would. Have you ever pierced your own ear? Yeah, multiple times. Really? What? Let me see your ears. How many piercings do you have? They all grew back, but I have a TikTok of it. Oh.

Yeah, um, don't do this. Okay, now I feel like a big baby that all these teenage girls have pierced their own ears. Yeah. But the belly button is crazy. You never pierced your... I don't pierce my own belly button. I don't know. I don't think I'd pierce my own belly button. What if I pierced my own ears? I only pierced my own ears because my dad told me I couldn't get my ears pierced, and so I did it myself. You rebelled? Yep. Imagine we take those pliers and just rip one of Kate's earrings out. That would hurt so bad. Can we rip yours out, Cash, your new one? No.

Do you really want it? No, Mav, I just got this. Yeah. Oh, she's pinning it. She's making a mark with the pin. Kate really knows how to do this. Give me those pliers. Give me those pliers. She got the ice, the sterilization. Kinsey, you're not listening. Pliers. Why do you want the pliers, Mav? Harper? Yeah? You want to pull an earring out? Sure. Okay. Let me see your ear. I don't have any earrings. You don't have any in? No. Wow. Yeah, I'm not. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Just put it on there and see what it feels like.

Go ahead. Just imagine that pain of pulling that out. Pull it in three. Pull it off in three. Wait, wait. Pull the earring out in three, two, one. It doesn't get really. Hold on.

Wait, he's actually gonna pull it out. No, he's not. He looks like it. Yeah, I could. Pull it out. I could just yank it. Pull it. Yank it out of there. Should I yank it? Show the camera. Make sure you show the camera. Turn your head. No, she's going. Yank it. Wait. Oh, wait. Be quiet. Be quiet. We can't see. I got what? Listen to the pop, guys. Be quiet. You gotta tilt your head so the audience can see. Oh, my mirror's right here. Film it up close. Have Kinsey hold. Okay. No, you hold the mirror.

Um, oh, I'm so scared for her. Oh, actually that's a good shot now. Is that a good shot? Yeah, that's good It's people aren't hearing I was going to take kate sideways. Yeah, this is taking forever. Sorry. You gotta get the placement Oh, oh, oh What stop freaking out? I gotta get it on film k call 4k, baby No, don't do that. Oh, please. Oh, I can't watch that kate. Oh, no

Oh, that hurts. Oh. All the way through. All the way through. Oh, I didn't numb it enough. Just stab it really fast. She's like shaking. Because I felt the needle hurt me. Oh, this is crazy. This is, I don't like it. Hey, I don't know if you should do that. Okay. Oh, that hurts. I don't want to watch that. I don't want to now. It hurts. Okay, see, don't do this at home. No. Bad idea. Don't do that. Why? That's going to hurt you.

It did hurt a little bit. It did hurt. I see her to go through. She said it did hurt. You were halfway. It is bleeding. Oh. Oh. You see. Oh, you were so close to being through. Oh, my goodness. Do we stop this episode? Like, that was crazy. Okay. No, I think I can get all the way through. No. Yeah, I don't want to watch Kate do that. We'll see you guys next time. Bye.