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We're going to be a band right now. Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon. Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim anymore.
if you shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon. Spend less, smile more. Are y'all ready for this? I just want to say... Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop it! That's enough! That's enough! It was literally my prepubescent voice. Oh. Yes! He still has a hip puberty. What are you talking about? That's a sensitive topic. I got more choice. Y'all like this? Yeah? You're not cool. What are you doing? Oh my! Cat!
Sorry. This is your shirt by the way, I'll give it back to you. I've been looking for that! It's- I got your shirt here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, that's Kate's shirt? Are you kids so sad for months? No, it's so soft. I love it. Where did you get it? Sunday Best? Sunday Best? Dang, this is kinda crazy. Something smells burnt. What? Huh? Something smells burnt. Um, that's always scary. Yeah, it's her- Whoa, wait! I was joking about smelling your hair, but smell her hair. Does that not smell burnt?
No, it smells like Applebee's. You've been eating Applebee's? What? I think I'd rather my hair be burnt than smell like Applebee's. Yeah. Her hair smells like Applebee's. Also, who the heck got me this chair? I'm not sitting on that. Okay, are you on my whole story? I am, and I meant to watch that video this morning, but I accidentally clicked on it and I skipped through. But since me and you are speaking... This is about to be... Hold on, guys. What the shigma? What the cash?
I've never felt. - Or with the cash. - There are so many words that are coming to my mind right now. And comfortable is not one of them. What do you mean? You're sitting on bubble wrap. That looks pretty comfortable. - Let me see what it is. - Oh no, I'm not sitting on the bubble wrap. Bubble wrap's mad comfy. No, I'm going right past the bubble wrap. - Or what the shigma?
- Oh. - That thing has impaled me. - Man, turn it over. - Oh no, I've been impaled. - And I'm not sure how I'm supposed to sit on this thing. - Sit on it sideways. - Oh, I could sit on it sideways. - Like a tire. - Kate, you might be smart. Oh, it's even got some bungeeness to it. - Oh, there you go. - I like the bouncy chairs. Bouncy chairs are my favorite. - But yeah guys, I stole Kate's shirt like eight months ago. It was for a Christmas episode, she borrowed it. - No way, you've had that since Christmas?
I lost it. And then I was like, well, Harper borrowed it. But then I was like, no, I think she gave it back. I must have just lost it. Yeah, I'm giving it back after this because... You're not leaving my house with that. Yeah. What do y'all think Mav's doing over there? I'm looking for this TikTok I was going to show y'all. A TikTok? Yeah. All of him clapping all the time so we dab each other up. Mav, can you please tilt your hat up? Fine. Guys, Mav loves to be a mysterious character and wears his hat like this. Harper, did you cut your hair? No, no, I'm kidding.
Harper, I got it from Aritzia and it was like $20. Cash, you want to rush me? I'll pull up a different TikTok. I'm going to buy it. It's so small. I said you want to rush me. I want to pull up a different TikTok. We have so many conversations going on right now. Oh, yeah. What is that? Vitamin water? No, it's juice. No, it's cranberry juice. The worst juice ever invented. Cranberry. Well, I have to take it with my medicine. Who the heck eats cranberry? What is a cranberry? Cranberry. What is a cranberry? Is a cranberry even a berry? What's a crayon?
I don't know if a cranberry is a berry. My favorite juice is orange juice or apple juice. No, pulp. Apple juice. No, no, no. Okay, yeah. Pulp is horrid. People that like orange juice with pulp, I literally could just punch them in the face. How does that feel? Orange juice is disgusting. Listen to me. Okay, not without pulp. What, Mav?
Nobody cares what juice you drink. What we do care about is you were rushing me to find that TikTok earlier, so I'm just going to pull up a TikTok. I'm going to pull up a different TikTok that I had saved that I was going to pull up maybe if you started some beef with me at some point, but instead I'm just going to pull it up now. Well, don't wait if it has music because then we'll get demonetized. We can cut the music off. Don't worry. I don't know what's happening. I don't know what TikTok is. You can imagine what he's singing. Let me see. Let me see.
That's really bad. I thought you were joking at first, but it wasn't a joke. It was trying to be a cute TikTok. Let me watch it. What the? And if you remember precisely, he was like, there's this video of Maverick in bed with like his blanket. Bro's got a beanie on in bed. Like what? Okay. Okay. Listen, say what you want, but let me see. No, no, no, no. I will say what I want because you...
You did the same thing to me. You put up a TikTok when I'm like 15 years old. Yours was still more cringy. That's just as cringy. Yours is way cringier. Hey, pop up Mavericks real quick. I think his is a little worse because you were actually talking to the camera. Yeah, we can actually roll. Oh, yeah. I was talking to the camera, but he's got a beanie on in bed. Like, he's going to sleep in the winter. Matt, you were wearing a beanie too. No, I wasn't. In that video?
No, were you wearing a beanie in yours? No, no, no, no, no. What's with the beanies? I'm sorry. What is with the beanies? I don't know. I wasn't even alive in that video, was I? Oh, shut up. Barely. It was in 2018. Yeah, barely. Barely. How old were you in 2018? Give me my phone back. I got something else. Hold on. I was born in 2009, so seven, eight? What? You were eight years old when I had this beanie on?
That's really bad. You look like you're eight years old in that. What are you talking about? Yeah, that's true. I honestly don't think much older here. He's like, you were eight years old when I was nine? That's crazy. No. You were eight years old when I was nine, bro? That's crazy. Fine, Matt. Here's your phone. What did you do? Nothing. He was just holding on to it. I did nothing. That was kind of scary. But what's it called? My least favorite kind of juice is probably either...
I don't know. Orange juice. Orange juice is literally a crime. Orange juice is pretty good without the pulp. No, it's disgusting either way. Lemon juice is pretty bad. You mean lemonade? What do you mean lemon juice? Whoa, whoa, you're drinking lemon juice? Wait, how come that's called lemonade?
Well, because lemon juice is already a thing. Orange juice is called orange juice. You're right. Because lemon is aided with sugar. That's why it's called lemonade. It's aided with sugar. That sounds like it kind of makes sense. Harper said something smart. She could have made that up right now. I did. What did you do? Replay it? No, I mean, doesn't it make sense? No, because lemon juice is already a thing. And we have lemon juice. We couldn't just make lemonade and call it lemon juice as well. Because then what if you're cooking and you're like, I need lemon juice. And people are like, well, what kind do you need?
Yeah, what did you just whisper to her? Nothing. He said that my hair smells burnt. Yeah, no. My hair does not smell burnt. It smells like Moroccan oil, and that's my biggest pet peeve is when somebody's like, somebody's like, Huppa, your hair smells burnt. Well, what did you actually just say to her? It doesn't matter. What I do have is- Say what you want, Matt, because I found your video. Okay, that's great. And say what you want about my beanie.
This is way worse than a beanie. I'd rather wear five beanies. Let's see. I'd rather wear a beanie on each of my elbows and kneecaps than this. Guys, also, preface, we were children, okay? No, you were 18 and 19. Say what you want. This was a year later, too, so mine was at least in 2018. You were making those the next year, too. You were 2019. Yeah, but you're also two-something years older than me. I already saw it, and I don't even want to see it. Malik was practically the age I am right now. No, you were practically
the age I am right now. You're the age I am right now. Don't bring me down to you. The age you are right now. How can I possibly be the age you are right now? You're the age I am right now. Listen, here's the thing. What is that? How old was Maverick in 2019? He was born in 2000. You were 19 years old. That's it.
You were Kate's age here. And I was a homeschooled little weird kid, okay? I get it. Check this out. Check this out. Y'all ready for this? Worth to I? What? Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it
That's a sensitive topic I just want to say I love you It wasn't even halfway over At the time I posted that hey buddy people loved it Let's check the comments before we watch the rest of the video here
I hope people weren't, please tell me what people weren't hyping him up for that. He said, every single one of y'all is fake. If you're hyping that. Wow. There's a lot of love here. Y'all,
- That's so fake to Maverick. - Listen, whether I thought it was a good video or not, I posted it because I knew it would do well. And it did do well. - How much likes did it get? - No, I think you just wanted to show your appreciation. - 125,000. - That did so well. - Since we're showing videos. - No, no, we're not done showing your video. Don't try to move on, my guy. Don't try to move on. - What? - Since Maverick wanted to bring up-- - What the cash? - You wanna bring up my past? - She said 125,000 likes. That did so well.
Recently, TikTok has been shadow banning me. I don't know what's going on. I really don't know what's going on. Harper, is it shadow banning or is it your content? No, I used to get 2,000 likes. I used to get 2,000 likes every two minutes, 3,000 likes every three minutes. Now I'm getting 300 likes every three minutes. I don't know what's going on. You know what they call that? You know what you have a case of? What? Falling off. You have a falling off case. I'm not falling off. I'm not falling off. I'm so mad you have my shirt right now.
I'll see your eyelashes. I can't believe your eyelashes look good today. I will say. Look at her eyelashes. They're real. They look great. Real quick. How is she wearing your shirt? Your short? What do you mean? She stole it at Christmas. But they're like two different sizes. Honestly, this works pretty well. Yeah, that looks like it fits you, which is why I'm very concerned how it will fit you.
Not that you're big or anything. It's a stretchy shirt. What do you mean? I wore it before. It's a stretchy shirt. And y'all never said anything about it? Okay, how old were you when you wore it? Six months ago? Nineteen? You said eight months ago. Lots changed in six months. It was December.
No, but what's it called? Hold on, wait. Before we move on, guys, we have to watch the rest of this video. All right, here we go. I just want to say. I'm going to pull up some credits of you for the next pod. All right, next pod, I'm coming at you. Here we go. I just want to say thank you guys so much for making this tour possible. I love you guys so much, and I'm so grateful for everything you guys have done for me. I love you guys. Wait, Harper, you missed the most part.
Wait wait, I'll skip to- wait, Harper, look at the best part. I love you guys. That's not bad. Mav, stop talking during the best part! Stop talking during the best part! Ready? I just wanna say thank you guys so much. I love you guys. Alright, here's the best part. I love you guys. No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Okay. Wait. It's fine. Mute that. Wait, wait, wait. We're not trying to get copyrighted here. I actually was going to post this. Post what? Yeah, I could find some bad videos of you, I bet, Kate. Oh, probably. Especially if you went to her private, her privated videos. Yeah, Matt, but the difference is you posted that publicly. Oh, hers probably were. They probably were public. No, because when I was...
When I was doing that I was like in public school I wasn't gonna be posting that but my favorite is this one But you really have to hear the song to understand what's going on. What you gonna do about it little girl? Not that one. No, it's like it was a bad song. That's why I'm like should I post it? What do you mean? Ooh, you filmed it. Oh, I know what song it was. It was the baby ground on me. Oh no. We grabbed our hair and we were like baby ground on me. Oh
I really didn't understand the full context of like what I was really saying. Y'all did not because y'all put some audios out. Yeah. Like I may have thought like, Oh, this is something, but like, I never thought of like, I made some music that I look back on and I'm like, I did not understand the full meaning of that song. One specific time when cash and I were like, I was like, no, I knew that one. What are we're dangerous.
What if I am? Oh no. I don't like that. It's a video. No, if you guys just look up like compilations on YouTube, you'll see them all. Yeah, just don't though. Or if you just go to TikTok and look up Cash and Matt Musical.ly, you'll never watch this podcast again probably. Or, yeah, don't do that. Or you could just watch this wholesome video of me and Harper dabbing each other up for like 60 seconds. I know. I didn't realize how much we've done this.
That's it.
We've done this so many times. Do y'all go through your tagged feed often? No, not really. Yes, you do. Shut up. I see Harper going through it. I literally see Harper scrolling through her tagged feed. No, I don't. No, I don't. Speaking of which, we love the edits you guys make. I watch so many of them. Send it to Alex so we can pop up. What's it called? I don't understand, guys. What's it called? I only go through... Oh, guys, if I hit 5 million followers on TikTok, which I'm pretty close to... What are you at? 4.9 million. She says every...
Like, time she reaches a new number, she's like, I'm going to drop out of school. Ever since she was at, like, 1 million, she's like, if I hit 10 million, I'm going to drop out. I do not think I'm hitting 10 million ever in my life. But thank y'all so much. I couldn't do this without y'all. And I really, I appreciate it. Harper, you got to follow it up with. Oh, so bad. Matt just frowned. Yeah, yeah. He just frowned in his whole entire. Here's the thing. I'd like to take a short moment of your time.
For our sponsorship. Earn what they're cash! It's time for our sponsorship. Our sponsorship today is ourselves. You should go follow us on Spotify. What are you doing? Oh, this would be a great photo. What's going on? Is it dead? In the middle of my sponsorship. Listen, you guys should go follow us on Spotify. We're trying to become number one on the trending. What if we do...
literally shave my head. That's a promise. Pinky promise. I'm just kidding. Do the pinky. No eyes away because I'm not doing that. Seriously, guys, go follow us on Spotify, the LOL podcast. We're trying to become the number one podcast overall. Right now, we're standing between number 20 and 10. We need to become number one. Everybody, go follow our Spotify account. Why are we in between 20 and 10? It's dead. Apparently, you need to charge these things. Dead on arrival. No.
What the? What? What? What do you mean? Why is she singing Zach Bryan revival right now? She probably had a song promo for it. Did you have a song promo for it? Revival's on TikTok? What do you mean? We can play the song. Should we play it? Will you sing it with me? What?
What man you don't know all night revival is a very popular TikTok song. I feel like we've done like 15 song promos Wait there's a pick in there yeah you get the pick out you try to get the pick out I get the pick out Hey don't do that to my guitar stop it that's expensive what
How expensive is this guitar? 500? No, it's like three grand. Three grand? No, I'm kidding. I don't know. I feel like it's eight thousand. I got it. Not with that plaid thing or whatever. Oh, good job. I got it. All right. Congratulations.
- It actually might be three great ends. - Cash, I don't think you should play it. - There's no way I just got the pick out for you to play. - Yeah, right. Ready? Here we go. - I'm sorry guys. We may cut this part out. - Should we pull his mic now? - Here we go. Now don't put my mic, don't put my mic. Everyone's fired. - Is my mic pulled? - Yeah, your mic is pulled. - I'm not gonna sing very loud. - I'm pulling everyone's mic. - No, don't pull everyone's mic.
I don't know if the mics were pulled or not. They were. Okay, well. They were. Now that the mics are back on, here we go. You broke my pick. I just thought I'd snap off. Oh, shoot, your pick broke. Dude, what a week. That is crazy. Who has a pick this week?
If you get an A-B donation, they give out free picks. Really? Yeah, they have free picks. Yeah, well, he's gonna need a lot of free picks, because this thing was fragile as a pick, man. Fragile as a pick. That reminds me of, like, a line from iCarb. No, no, no, back in the guitar. No, no, no, no, no, no. Here you go. Alex, can you grab me another one? No, you got it. Go grab me another one. All right, while Alex grabs another pick, I have a great idea. Harper just doinked. While Alex grabs another pick, I got a great idea, guys.
Somebody? Uh, Kate? Name a card, any card. Three of hearts. Three of hearts! That's queen of spades. Name a heart. Name a card, any card. Queen of spades. Queen of spades! Okay. Wait, that was the one I just had. Yeah, we know. Okay, you name one. Ace of diamonds. Ace of diamonds? Wait, is that even a thing? Oh, man. I'll get it eventually. No. I have a 1 in 52 chance every time I do the trick. Oh. Are we gonna hear this song, Maverick?
- Yeah. ♪ Revival ♪ - All right, Harper's singing. ♪ Gather round the campfire like a song ♪ ♪ The C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E sing the campfire song ♪ You don't know that? - No. - Oh. - All right. - ♪ Awk-aw-word ♪ - Ready? - Awk-aw-word. No, but what's it called? I'm literally wearing Kate's shirt, so I can't even do anything. - Yeah, no, you can't. - Can't do anything? - No.
You have no idea how crazy I've gone looking for that shirt. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. My ears are bleeding so bad. Restart. What? Get on the campfire, sing this song. All right, all right, be for real. Be for real, y'all. No. Gather around this table. Not the mic. Bring your shame. I'll lose my voice. My voice. Oh. Yeah. Screaming at the gods about the bad we've done. The bad we've done.
Can you do Taylor Swift? Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it. Nobody likes it. I need an arm now. Matt, can you please get to the good part? We're having an arm now. I need an arm now. I need an arm now. For the sake of my survival.
It's the revival part. I don't like it. Do the revival part. I don't like it. Do the revival part! That was it. I don't like it. Do it again. Do the revival part. It's a Mii song for some. I don't know the words. I just let my knees. What he said!
Me? Yeah. What the frick? What the stigma? I cannot stand that style of country music. I heard my kneecap. I'm not gonna lie. Yo, you don't be so for real because you don't sing like that. Me? You and whoever sings that song. What? Yeah. The songwriter, it sounds so forced. It's so hard to listen to. I will say I don't like it either. He's like,
And it's like dude just sing like a normal human. I'm sure he's got a great voice but then like you make it all scratchy. But like what's it called Maddox Baxter is pretty good at singing. He is. He has a good voice. Yeah. Can you do Taylor Swift please? We were both young and I was short. This clip is going viral if we sing a Taylor Swift song. What Taylor Swift song? Saying that's going to go viral with you singing is crazy. Ha!
Do you pick a song, Mav? You need to show us the... Tell me, you play what you can play. I can play anything. What's that one called? Love Story. Okay. Okay, okay. Stop singing like Cartman. Yeah. Okay, ready? You want to just do the chorus? Yeah.
Okay. You want the verse first? No, just the chorus, please. Just the chorus? Yeah. That was... Okay, that was bad. I'm not even gonna count that. That was awkward. It was really awkward. It was awkward? It was... I feel awkward to be here. Can I leave during this? I feel like we just weren't prepared for that. I wasn't prepared for this. Wait, he's still going. Oh, no, he's still going. Someone else has to sing. I can't sing that high. I got you. You do it. Ready up.
Three, two, one, action. I'm singing.
I was singing but you were singing the wrong lyrics. Kate wanted to take over. No, you were singing? No, it's okay. Take over, sweetheart. No, sing like so, like try to sing like, you know, that one girl who's always trying to like do all the riffs and stuff. Like, Romeo, take me. You said you? No, no, not me. I would never do that. You mean Maverick? No, you. No, you. Oh. No, I don't sing. Oh, you're singing today? Sing Romeo, save me.
Go. Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be with... Parker's laughing at me. No, I'm not. I'm not laughing. It's good. In my head, I don't know what to think. Sing with me. Down to the ground. All right, you're not too numb. You never have to be alone.
We're gonna make a band. We're gonna be a band right now. Okay. The LOL band? Bro, the LOL band is crazy. Is that the thumbnail for this episode now? We're starting a band? We're starting a band, everybody.
Cash is a lead singer. Can I be- Can I play the triangle? The triangle? Guys, I do want to sit on this and now she tried to pop it. Can you walk on it? Like a hamster? Oh, no. No. She's going up about something that she said. She doesn't get your humor like I do.
I'm in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night. I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like. But you'll never know your story like I do. She wears shorts, girls, I wear t-shirts. She's sheer captain and I'm on the bleachers. Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find out what you're looking for. Has been here the whole time and you can see that I don't understand. You've been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me. That was so bad. Oh my goodness, I looked up, there's a whole drum set in front of me. Yeah. This is gonna be horrible. Did you not notice that? Guys, this is so bad. Y'all kind of killed that though. This is a podcast episode. Not a drum episode. Cash, this is a podcast episode. What are we doing? Why are we doing this mid-episode? Also, why are the grandma pillows stuffed inside the drum? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Whoa.
Why are those there? I think y'all are better than Taylor Swift, honestly. Really? Honestly? Yeah, I think y'all... Harper and Kate Heiress Tour featuring Taylor Swift. We should, honestly. Taylor Swift, can you please join us? I think y'all could actually pull tickets to a concert where y'all impersonate Taylor Swift and y'all just sing Taylor Swift songs. Honestly? Just do it. There's gotta be some lawsuit that would come against us for that. Cash, this is wild. Why are we doing this? I'm ready to start our band!
No one's ready to start a band with you. We didn't want this Frick he just he just ripped right in Harper's face I'm so sorry guys. We don't want to do this. Really. I don't want to at all actually Oh my gosh, I Don't think this is gonna need to be aimed at me
What's the song? The Christmas lights up till January. What's the melody of it? Wait, this should be a C. I don't know what melody means. How does she sing it? It's like super deep. Alright, let's start our band. Alright guys, let's start our band. Is that going to blow off the... Is that going to hurt the audience? It's going to blow everything up. The mics are going to be ruined.
Cash, what song are you singing? Let's just do one like- No, no, no. I'm thinking something that's not too crazy. Oh. Like- Yeah, or else you'll- Can you do- Hey, you know the song, The Way You Move? No. Never heard that one. I've never heard that one. This one's easy. Ready? Headin' down south, land of the pines, comin' my way through North Carolina.
That one's not too rocky. That's not really a drum song. Yeah, I know. That's like... No, let's do Stixxies in. Wait, can you... Yeah, Stixxies in. Stixxies in. Stixxies in. No, there's no... No one can see... Stixxies in. I don't think I can play Stixxies in. Yes, you can. You can do anything you put your mind to, Maverick.
I can't. I can see you. I can't. I can't.
You're being a little loud don't you think? No, I mean you started. All right, let's go. All right. Is that the song we're doing? What song? They were just seasoned. No, I don't like that song. Oh, well, should I just do a drum solo? Yeah, do a drum solo and then What song you want?
I mean, I'll be honest, I mostly sing country songs. Why do you have to know you have a set list? Do Dawns. I love the set list. That's just not on my set list, guys. You listen to Dawns? Yes, but yes. Why do you listen to so much Zach Bryan? Zach Bryan's a W. I love Zach Bryan because they hate it. They think he's the worst. No, you want to know why? I'm the tiger, baby! I got the eye of the tiger. Pretty toxic. I'm the tiger. I'm the tiger? No, let's not do that one. Why?
Taylor Swift please Taylor Swift? Okay, let's do that one song we were just playing I Have The Tiger Let's do the You Belong With Me song Oh my gosh, Matt, give him one song so we can get off the set I Have The Tiger? I play I Have The Tiger You can play I Have The Tiger, Matt Old songs are weird, let's see I Have The Tiger I don't think I'm gonna Do Hopelessly Devoted Don't say Tiger I'm gonna sing it Hopelessly devoted to you Can you find it? Yeah
I can't like play it fully but I can- HEY! You're trying to have a conversation here! Alright, you got it? I'm gonna make it work, here we go. No, that was- We did it, man! That was chaos. I'm pressing the average though. I'm starting a band!
We are in a band. We're already in a band. Harper needs a tambourine and Kate needs a triangle. No, let me play the drums. I cannot. No, I do quieter so he doesn't do so much loud. Guys, I don't think y'all understand how long Cash has been preparing for this moment. He does. No one ever has let me drum before.
Do well. Every time I try to drum the- Can we have drummer auditions to decide who gets to be the drummer in the band? Alright, fine. Everybody gets a 15 second drumming audition. Harper, you go first. Oh, Cash, I know a song you'd like to do. We should've done Forget Me Too. Hold on, we need drum solos. Okay, forget me. You get 15 seconds. Cut! You're cut. Kate, next up. I'm cut? Seriously? Yeah. Seriously? You got it, Kate. Alright, Kate, let's see it.
Oh, stop hitting it that hard! Why would you hit it that hard? Kate, that was really good. No, no, no, keep my drum set. I'm trying to keep my drum set. Get off the set. Oh, Matt, do you have your drum set? I'm no good. I guess Cash won. I know. Come on, go. If I said that, your drum set will not be in one piece. Oh, what the shigma?
What do you guys want to hear? I want to hear you play super soft. Super soft and nice. Yes. I went to the... You took us to a house... That you... What'd you say? You're on sound? No. No.
Okay. What the? Why was he at a good? What the shigma? What the cash? You drummed a little too hard. Why was that honestly good, though? Don't hype him up. Don't boost his ego too far. So did we like my song? Yeah. Can you believe I just spitballed that? Yeah, the bus driver song is fire. Oh.
I feel like you didn't think it was fire, Maverick. I think you hit a string over here, Cash. You just sound whack now. What happened to our set? Cash, you didn't even finish picking up. Oh, I knocked over a microphone. Is that the thumbnail for this episode now? Yeah, I think we started a band. Okay. Um, Mav was the guitarist. Kate was the singer. I was the drummer. Harper, what the heck are you? She's the hater. Or the fan.
Speaking of haters, speaking of haters, some girls made a group chat called Harper Haters. Oh, yeah. That was me. Oh, you heard it too? That's crazy. Are you in it? No, I would not be in a group chat called Harper Haters. It's fine. Did I break it? You totally broke it.
Wow, I'm so glad that the drum session is over. Hey, are you "I hate Harper 375" or "Harper smells 37"? No, I'm orange head just like Trump. Oh, orange head like Trump? Trump has blonde hair, his skin is orange. Well, maybe my username was autocorrected, I don't know. Wait, what the sigma? What?
Wait, like, what the sigma? Like, why'd you say it like that? You can't say it like that. Wait, um, right there, Shar. Wait, next episode should be I killed Harper and you throw me over the balcony onto the beanbag. Or we just, like, no beanbag. Yeah, and I kill you. Uh, yeah, I mean, that's fine, too, I guess. That's not fine. That cannot be used for evidence in court. Hey, hey, low key, though.
Should we drop like wait? Yeah, an lol podcast song. No, at least a theme song. We should make a theme song. Oh my gosh. No, no, we gotta do this afterwards. Can we drop like a two minute video on the lol podcast channel of all of us doing a set?
Just two minutes long. Yeah. Yes! Yes! I'm so excited, guys. Watch out for our set coming soon. I have a question. Do you guys remember when we first started our podcast? You guys wouldn't remember this, but we would. Not you, but us three would. Wait, what do you mean you guys? The audience. Why would they not remember? Because we never actually ended up doing this. But for like a week, we were going to have an intro to our podcast, and we recorded a bunch of audios that were going to be like the intro. Oh!
- Recorded one at 2:00 AM or something like that. - Yeah, and like, we never used them. - Wait, no, I think we, I think we told the audience that before. - Cash and Mads. - It'd be like a year ago if we told them. - Let me see if I still have it. - You definitely have to. - Wait, like this was gonna play. - Oh, nope, don't have it. We didn't hear that one either. - Get it out of your head.
This would have played at the beginning of every single episode, and I remember it. It was Cash talking and Maverick making noises in the background, like airplane noises. No, I was like beatboxing. Yeah. We were like... Welcome to the yellow alpaca. And then Cash... Another time was Cash trying to do South Park, and he was like... This is the intro to our... Oh, no. This was going to be the intro to our podcast. It was...
This is the intro to our really cool podcast. If y'all made that the intro, I think I might have gotten bullied in school. Hey, we need more. A small clip of you singing for the intro of this podcast. No, I think we got that. No, no. No, I need to have like a little run. The intro of this podcast. We got you playing the drums, me playing the guitar. We need a video of her singing. Kate was singing earlier. Oh, for the actual intro. Oh, are we going to make the thumbnail? We started a band. Oh, totally. Oh my gosh, we already said that.
Oh, I'm sunburned. You're my new drum set. What the? You hit her? I'm kind of scared. I'm not going to lie. When I went off of my drum set, I was in the moment. But now I'm kind of scared that I might have broke like my $2,000 drum set.
You have a $2,000 drum set? I did. And you were making fun of me for my guitar? I'm going to Terry Carlson again. I did have a $2,000 drum set, but it might be more like a $750 drum set now. So that's my concern. It might be more like a trash can dumpster. I love hearing that cash has that expensive of belongings because that just validates me going to buy something that's $2,000. That was the one expensive item I bought in my life. I bought that when I was like 17, this drum set.
That was not the one expensive product you bought in your life. And it was a business expense. We needed a drum set when we went on tour. Hello. Hello. Actually. Hello. Yeah. Also, if we do a live podcast show, we should do a set. I had a dream once. Like, he was like,
was like really mad about that and she was like yeah i don't want to do a live podcast show it's just not going to do good it's not going to do what you know it's crazy i had a dream about that you know it's crazy i'm terrified yesterday literally yesterday kate was begging me for us to to start a live podcast show i want to do a live podcast show more than anything guys i don't think these people are gonna show up
100th episode. Should we do one? We should just do 100th episode. Oh, it's coming up. Guys, listen, y'all. We will do a live episode if y'all would actually show, but I don't know if you guys would. And Carter Zilmer will perform Queen Bee live.
I will, guys. Listen, guys, if we did one, it'd be in Dallas, Texas. It'd be a live podcast show. Comment down below yes or no if you guys actually think you can make it. I think we should run some pre-sale tickets, and if enough people buy the pre-sale tickets, that's true. That's what I was saying yesterday. No, we just refund everyone. Everyone gets their money back. And in the opening night, it can be me on my drum set. Post on my Instagram story right now saying, would anybody come to the podcast? Maybe don't say it like that.
come to my podcast. I was about to cry. Her eyes were getting water. I was so annoyed yesterday because I want to do a live episode so bad, but the boys are always like, no one's going to buy tickets. I have self-confidence issues. Because it's happened to us before.
Yeah, one time we booked a show and nobody showed, so we had to cancel it. We have. No, no, no, no. We performed for thousands of people and for two. Yeah, and then one time, our very first show ever was 1,000 people. We sold it out. It was great, fantastic.
Like four years later, we had a show. I'm not even capping. Y'all are going to think we're actually trolling. I'm not capping. There was times no one showed up. There was times. No problem. We were like giving free tickets out to people at the mall and people wouldn't show up. We gave out free tickets and our smallest audience was probably like five people. It was less than that. It was.
bad there was like two people there was yeah there was we had to let the tour the show like the people that were on tour go to the audience yeah yeah like our merch lady really get out there it was bad it was so embarrassing that was you know that was one of the lowest points of my life but we got our bag but we had a drummer named ty and every show gosh a tie out
I had a great time. Every show, guys. I'm not even kidding. Right before we'd go out. This was like... We did our big tour where we sold it out and everything. And then we got paid to buy onto a tour. So pretty much, they were going to promote the tour. Yeah, we were just hired on to perform. And our only job was to show up and perform. We weren't promoting it, nothing really. So we show up... We promoted it. A little bit. Yeah, we did promote it. But not like you would have your own tour. Yeah. And...
We showed up, there's like two to ten people a show in venues that are supposed to hold like 800 people. And it's just a big empty room. So imagine Walmart. Imagine you're inside Walmart with no shelves and two people standing in the middle. And that's who you're performing to. And we're on stage with me and Matt. And every show me and Matt were like, oh no, how are we going to perform in front of four people? And every show our drummer Ty was like, we got this guys. We're going to give those four people
the best time of their lives. Oh my gosh. We had steam can, like we had smoke shows, light shows, like we had stuff blowing up, like it was great. And there was, do y'all remember the last show though? The last show there was an audience because, yeah, there was like 200 people there or so. Because there was someone that had been on that tour that people actually wanted to see. But that was the only show they were on. Yeah,
No, don't say because then they'll know what tour we're talking about. It's fine. No, we got to keep this low key. No, considering we just told that four people showed up to the tour. It's fine. We don't want to give that tour still. We don't want to give it any back. Yeah, and if they want the boys to come back for the future. I'll come back and perform for four people. I will always be there to perform for four people. Dude, I made a meet and greet yesterday. You made a meet and greet? What do you mean you made one? I said,
I was like, hey, guys, come to the place. I said the location. I said, come to Sephora. Why is it always Sephora? Harper keeps trying to do meet and greets at Sephora. No. And then, like, two people showed up, and I'm fine with that. I am fine with that. Aw, that's kind of sweet, though. I am fine with that. No, but I was telling you yesterday. I am fine with that. The more you say it, the more I'm thinking you're not fine with that. There was 1,000 people in life. Two of those people were like, oh, my God.
But here's the thing is if we do have a live show is Harper has to perform Queen Bee live. I will. That would be crazy. Did you say unfortunately? No. No. She said unfortunately. I didn't mean it like that. She did say unfortunately. I didn't mean unfortunately. That was pretty crazy. Harper has to perform Queen Bee unfortunately. What is that supposed to mean, Kate? I actually want her to perform Queen Bee. I just said it. Do you not like Harper's song? Second, I wrote that song. No, I wrote it.
Okay, y'all are both lying because y'all both know good. Well, I wrote it. Wait a second Oh, yeah, you helped we both wrote that song perform your music at a live show
Ours? Yeah. I feel like a podcast show. I mean, I'd like walk out to a song. No, I will 100% do my drum solo. Yes. I will 100% perform Queen B. And I'll be like, I'll walk out with Smoke Piper doing a song about you. That would feel pretty hard, I'm not going to lie. Yeah. There was like Smoke everywhere. But this one was easy. We have a fake Piper Raquel there. You're in a boxing match with her. Oh, look at that.
No, but also. It's just Brooke. No, and then I'll be jumping up and down. And then I'll put my hand in the audience. People, like the two people there will be like, oh my God.
The two people there. No. Guys, do you think people will come? We should do a pre-sale. No one's coming to our show. I want you to know this. Are you fine doing a live podcast at a venue that holds 300 or 400 people? I'm totally fine. With two people sitting in a chair right there. I mean, if it's... It'd be like this. Exactly how it is right now. Except for one more person in the audience. But also, everyone that sees this podcast later knows. Oh. Harper...
Failed. No, I actually said... No, screw it. I say we do a live podcast episode. We have a million followers. If literally two people show up, I say we make it a whole funny thing. We're like, can you walk up the camera around? What the frick is this? Why do two people show up to our show? See, this is why we don't do shows. Look at this video. If Brian has a million views, two people show up. It just flips around to two little teenagers in the audience. I'll literally post my story. What the heck is this? I'll literally post my story today. I'll be like,
Alright guys, who will come? If two people show up to our show, I will literally let them on the podcast. You will get the best experience ever. You can sit on the couch with us. Should we let one guest come up and get on the couch for like 10 seconds? Oh my gosh. Yeah. Can I pick someone to come be on the podcast? On the blue couch. 10 seconds? Don't be too generous. He goes, should we let someone come on the podcast for 10 seconds? I'll be real. They're a random person. They can say whatever they want.
Yeah, but 10 seconds? Listen, if you guys come up and whoever we let on the pod... Have you ever given someone a microphone that shouldn't have a microphone? Like yourself. And especially being live is crazy. Dude, if y'all let me up, if I wasn't part of the show and y'all called me up to be on stage, I'm totally farting on the microphone in that 10 seconds. That is my go-to. No, we would be like, guys, who would want to say something on the podcast for 10 seconds or one second, whatever? Guys, I think we could give you... I managed to give you a little more than 10 seconds. Yeah. I don't know why Matt was...
being so okay but i'm holding the microphone if they start going off the rails i'm pulling that thing yeah but i really do want to do a live show like y'all don't understand me like remember y'all were like yeah the summer what are you doing like yeah we were we wanted to do one last summer last summer yeah like and that's what we were popping off well we had 10k followers but like we started yeah we're almost at our one year anniversary and we were at i'm
I remember all of us sitting here watching this TV. We had our subscriber count pulled up. And we were all live streaming, telling everyone to go subscribe. And we were about to hit 10,000 followers. And now, one year later, what are we at? Like 1.6 million? 1.5 million? Let's go. Thank y'all. But still not enough to do a live episode, apparently. Hey, guys. But we are the most popular podcast in the world. Except for Theo Vaughn. And we're above Theo Vaughn.
No, we're not. Joe Rogan. No, we're above Joe Rogan. Okay. Believe it or not. It does smell like burnt hair. You know what makes me think that we could also do it is because y'all had people drive so far for y'all when y'all did shows. No, when we did tours, when Meemab did our Cash and Maverick tour back in 2019, we had people come from Europe, Brazil, everywhere. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I really do think that we can. Someone drove like eight hours from like Kansas or something to come see y'all for like a 10 minute meet and greet.
Like maybe we should all go live after and talk about it because I do like going live with y'all Well, I think we should do a pre-sale and see how many people would buy tickets for a pre-sale and then if people actually do we can do a live episode I will auction off my I will give my t-shirt away
auction my queen bee tracksuit literally i'll take my shoes off and toss them in i have my queen bee tracksuit in my closet if y'all want it you can it probably doesn't fit you anymore does it i mean it does okay really you've just gotten so tall should i wear it next time to um the podcast no but where where if you perform if i perform
Cash said, um, I don't know what cash said. I do not know if cash said this well now when we were talking about it cash said I don't know if I can go up on stage and do queen bee though. He thinks there's no way i'm singing queen bee Why I can't sing queen bee with you I can't do it alone. Maybe I can lip sing. No, that'd be so weird if I was on stage singing queen bee What do you mean? That'd be pretty freaking weird. Why?
yeah yeah i don't know i'm gonna feel like i sure got on stage saying with jb that's what i said i said i feel like ludicrous what yeah you'll you'll yeah i'm gonna feel left out if y'all get on stage for a song we know we started saying i had my first love no but like literally like that'll be so much fun can we just do a pre-sale right now like like right now all right fine links in the description
No. Bet! Bet! Bet! It's actually probably not. No, no, no. But you can check. No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, you might check. I don't know. No, no, there's no link in the description. I made that up. No.
Except for our merch link. That might be there. Y'all should buy some merch because we're not selling much. That's another reason they don't want to do it is because they're like, well, no one's buying our merch. That's our biggest reason. I feel like, listen, we dropped merch, right? The merch is in all of our links in the description. Maybe podcasts just don't do well on merch. But we don't get very many merch sales. Not to guilt trip, but you know, it's like, well, if nobody's buying our merch, is anybody going to show up to our show? I just don't think merch is what it used to be though either. How much would the tickets cost? Like $10? $10?
Probably like... Floor seats 20? No. It's probably... I mean, to do a show, 300, 400 people, it's probably going to cost at least 30, 40 bucks a ticket. Okay, so it's not like 300. It could be more. It's not to make us lose money on it, though, because we don't want to... Yeah, you got to buy a venue, hire a bunch of employees. It would cost a couple thousand dollars for us to put together. I genuinely, for our first show, I do not care to make money. It would cost like 15,000 to 20,000 to do a show. I literally just want to do our first show, break even, and just do it. That'd be so fun. I just want to meet everyone. Same. 100th episode?
No, what if we just do it at our house? We just let everyone come over. Why not? Oh, I know. We're not gonna get that many sales. They probably all sit right here. Yeah. A hundred people up here. I say we run it. A hundred people up here. What? That was so weird. Matt really has some confidence. Yesterday, a girl from my school that sees me every single day asked for a photo and I thought she was joking, but she wasn't. And I was like,
I was like, I see you at school every day. And she was like, yeah, can I get a photo? And it was at Target. And I was like, oh, yeah, sure. And I thought she was joking. So I was like kind of like being funny. That happened to us one time. Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes people ask me for photos. And I'm so confident they're trolling me and they don't actually want a photo. Yeah. But then at the end, I'm like, did they actually want a photo? Because now I feel kind of bad. Did that happen? Remember that? Because like when they do it and I think they're trolling, I kind of am like, yeah, okay. Yeah.
But then sometimes I'm like, oh, I think they did want a photo. What happened one time was we went to my, I had already left my public school, but there was like a function or something I was going to. Function? Yeah. A little school function. Yeah, a little something. Anyways, we were going to it and I was going to like be with my friend there and I was like, Cash, do you want to come? And he was like, yeah, sure. So we go. And some kid came up and was like, hey, can I get a picture? And it was like, he was talking to Cash and I was like,
Oh, you're funny. Because I thought he was trolling him. I was like, no. And then he was like, no, I'm being serious. And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. Hey, real quick. Everybody try this. Take a stick. What? What, Mav? What would you like to say? I just think what we're about to do is probably... Like, we were having a good conversation and you just interrupted it to do this. Okay, well, I just wanted to see... You gotta take the stick. Then you gotta do a half flip. Oh, wait, sorry. You gotta do a half flip.
A full flip, a flip and a half, and then two flips. And you get one shot. Half flip, one flip. That's good. Now flip and a half. Perfect. Oh, no, that was two flips. That was two flips. Wait, let me do my flip and a half. No, the whole point is you get one. Well, I did my two flips, and let me get my flip and a half. Slay. Okay, there you go. But it's supposed to be. Okay, you try, and you try. Okay. Ready? Three, two, one. Half flip. Half flip.
- Wow. - Okay, full flip. Okay, Harper's out. - No I'm not. - Oh, no she's out. Oh, Mav. - Barely got it. - I got it. Okay, Harper's out. Mav, flip it. - Okay, now Mav, two flips. One. Oh, you failed! - One, two. - Ow, I knew it, first tee. You haven't, we watched you fail like three times. What do you mean? - Well, that was when I was demoing. Look, I knew it, first tee. Ready? Half flip. - One, full flip. - Full flip. Flip it a half.
Two flips. Woo! Yeah, you tri- you failed like four times. Just like that, baby. Well, congratulations. I got more choice. Yeah, like this? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Congratulations. Oh, check out this. Oh! Oh, check out that. That's scary. You're not cool. I feel like I am. No, but if we- Wait, no, keep telling him how not cool he is. Yeah, you're not cool. You're not cool. You aren't- you're not cool. Nobody's gonna show up to our live show except- You're not tall. Except- what? No, I mean, like, people are gonna show up to our live show only because of me and Kate.
And Maverick. Hey, thanks for the inclusion. All right, guys, I know what will make this podcast 100 times better. Nobody's going because of you. What are you doing? Oh, my gosh. What the heck? Why would you do that? All right. How are you already back so soon? Why did you throw her like that? Yo, I was actually concerned for her health. I was too. You threw her right on like those power bricks. She's fine. Look at her. She's smiling. She's laughing. She wants to begin. I thought into the drum set.
Why are we touching my girlfriend? Don't throw her like that again. I'm not okay. It hurts really bad. Kate, stop acting like I hit her. What are you? You just threw her. I would argue that throwing her is worse than hitting her.
No
She bites it too much! K, your hair looks actually really good though. Oh, it looks great. It does. Wait, your hair does look like Majestic. She be looking Majestic. Girl, what are you used to blow out your hair? What was that? I'm hurt. No, you're not hurt. Guys, let's sing like a- I threw you from there to there. No, let's sing like a Disney pop star. Okay, guys, well-
Thank you so much for watching this episode. I guess I'm not allowed to throw people no more. But you'll see us on the road. We're touring this band. We're going. Yeah, and look in the link in the description because, yeah, and if you follow me. There might be a link in the description, so you might as well check. No, there's no link in the description. 100%, probably not there. But thank you so much for watching. LOL Rock Show 2025. Peace out, bro. Say shaka. Shaka.