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What's up guys welcome back to the podcast we're gonna play the headphone game I'm gonna try to guess the words that they're saying to me. Yeah yelling Go, okay. Oh well go Yeah, start So cash obviously can't hear us. He has loud noise. Yeah, are you ready to try to guess the words? Are you ready? Are are Rabbit wait no wait why are you?
Oh, me? You. Oh, are you? Ready. Ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. Awesome. Okay, let's get going. Okay, so who wants to make up the first word? No, I'm going first. Wait, go, go. I'm pregnant. What? I'm pregnant. Hold the phone. Hold the phone. Wait, are you now? Pregnant. Wait. I don't know what you're saying. Preg. Pregnant. Wait, is this? Are you joking? I'm overweight? Pregnant.
Technically. Oh, wait. Why are you calling me fat? Pregnant. Wait, pregnant? Wait, what? Is this real? Are you joking? Oh, wait. This could be real. No, wait. Is this real or not? Like, I don't know. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Is this real? Yeah, I'm actually confused. I don't feel like Kate would joke like that. Wait, is this real, Kate? Just tell us.
No, I'm just kidding. Oh, no way. Yeah, I thought for a second I thought you were serious. Why all y'all thought we were serious? For a second. I was
like wait what do you mean y'all y'all plan that yeah no way that explains see i knew kate wouldn't be that funny to come up with it by herself yeah that's why i was like i was like this has to be no i said i said i didn't know she was that i didn't know she was already saying this early on though because i actually was guessing and then i was like oh she's saying it right now oh my god that's what you wanted no no no no that was good that's crazy
That's crazy. No, you actually have to convince that you might actually be telling it because like that's a funny way to tell him. Yeah. Tell him? Yeah. Oh, I would never tell Cash like that. Why? I hope you know you will find out on the podcast. Really? Actually, and me. We can't tell you guys off the pod. Yeah. When we find out that we're actually pregnant, it's got to be on the podcast. Like we're just going to be sitting here and be like, we're pregnant. And we're going to show you like an ultrasound or something. It's going to be lit.
Yeah. Or it'd be even crazier if you had it hidden the whole time during the podcast, like right on a piece of tape back there on the wall that just says, we're pregnant. Oh my gosh. Or like hidden on the logo somewhere. Hey, one day I will be. That's so weird. Do y'all want to be pregnant? You do? I would never want to. You want to be pregnant right now? Oh baby. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You want a baby right now?
I better get to work. Listen, I don't think a baby right now is a good idea. Yeah. A baby would be such a vibe. Imagine I have our baby just sitting here. Crying and screaming. You're yelling at me to be quiet all the time. She already yelled at me to be quiet all the time. I don't need a baby. I think we could train the baby to use the noise. That's honestly my biggest fear of it when I have a baby is Kate's always going to be like, Cash, be quiet. The baby's sleeping. No. She's going to say, Cash, can you tell them to be quiet? Yeah.
When have I ever done that? Today, I got told to be quiet. Oh, because I was sleeping. So why didn't you tell me to be quiet? Because I was sleeping. Oh, yeah. You obviously heard me. Kate's singing and Matt comes in and he's like, just be your papa today. Take this music and use it. And he's singing on the top of his lungs in the kitchen by himself. And Kate plugs her ears like this and
And she's like holding a pillow over her head. And then she takes off. She's like, can you tell him to be quiet? And I'm just like, Toby! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Yo, I was vibing. And he's just going off. I'm not going to lie. It was like loud, loud. Like he was screaming. It was just so annoying. Because he had walked out of the house. I laid down right as he was walking out of the house. And he walks out screaming singing. Like an hour ago. He walked out singing this song. Me and the Amazon guy. I met the Amazon guy out there. Me and him were boasting. We're like, hopefully.
We're singing together. Oh my god. You mean that's a guy who pulls out two off three. Yeah, and then I just fall asleep. I was upset because it took me forever to fall asleep. And then right as I fell asleep, you woke me up. And I was like, no. Yeah, and then you come back in an hour later. Still singing. And you're singing the same song. And I was like, no way.
Here's the issue, though. It's not me. No. The issue is you guys trying to sleep in the middle of the day. First of all, it was not me. Okay. First of all, you do that. No. You take so many naps. Occasionally. Am I a napper, Alex? Thank you. Yes. When do I take naps? You took one today. Okay, you take a lot of naps. Yeah, you take the most naps out of anyone. Don't. Don't try that. You are the queen of naps. Really? Naps and naps.
No, that's... We don't take naps. Y'all realize that if I'm standing in my bedroom, that doesn't mean I'm taking a nap. That just means... When you're in your bed with your blanket on you, your phone down, your eyes closed, like, generally, that means you're taking a nap. Okay, sue me. I like my sleep. Either you're taking a nap or you're ignoring us. Or you're fake taking a nap. Which she does do that sometimes. I do. I walk in, I'm like, you're faking it, aren't you? She's like, you got me? Bro. I'm like, why would you still be faking it? Like, I get doing that as a kid. Everyone did that as a kid so you wouldn't have to walk inside.
It's just funny. Wait. Now that I'm hearing that. Do you hear that? What? This noise? Yes. It's still going. I turned it off. Hey, we have to play it. Oh, yeah. You want to keep playing? Yes. I don't know that we keep playing. I want to try. I don't want to try. Wait before the episode started. Oh, okay. Sorry. Looks like somebody wants to go first. I'll go first. Wow.
She can't hear us now. Your wife's acting like a child. That was crazy. That was wild. She was like, no, me. I get to go first. Mav, tell her something. You are a child. I heard you. What? You gotta put the headphones on. Oh, okay. What? Take the headphones away. She can't play the game. Just take the headphones away. She doesn't understand the game. You gotta take them from her. Oh, no. Just at that point, she doesn't even get to play. Yeah. No. She doesn't get to play at all.
She cannot be in the middle. Yeah. Take the headphones. She needs to leave the house right now. Turn it up all the way. Just pick a word. No. I got a better one. Hippo. That's not very nice. Oh, God. Did you see her face? Y'all got to go back and look at her face. She goes...
I was not laughing at that. I was telling him about that last mistake. What did you think I said? He was repenting. What did you think I said? Yeah, what did you think I said? Hippo. Why is she good at reading lips? I said limbo. Limbo. You know the limbo? Limbo. Limbo. Limbo. Like this. Put the headphones back on. Put them back on. Put them back on. Ready? I got you. I got you. Okay. Hippo.
What? She still thinks we're saying that. Everybody go along with it. I don't want to play if I'm just going to be bullied. No, no, no. Look. No one's bullying you. Hippo. Hippo. No, no, no. It's limo. Oh, y'all weren't calling me a hippo? No. You just think you're a hippo, I guess. You just assumed it both times. Bro. That's wild. I mean, y'all do bully her a lot, but like. It's understandable. Yeah. All right, go again. Ready? Are they on? Take your hand off.
Take your hand off. Hippo. No, she thinks... Rome. Hippo. Bo. No! Take them off. Tamtebo. Tamtebo. You did not say Tamtebo. You didn't say ta. Try again. What do you mean try again? I think it's over. I don't want to play this game anymore. She's so angry. She takes the fun out. She's so mad. Okay, I'll give you Rome. SpongeBob.
Sponge Bob. Sponge Bob. Look at how happy she is at that one. Why is she so good? She's not that good. She's good at... She's not that good. Okay, here. Unicorn. Unicorn. Okay, that was pretty good. Okay. You looked right at it. Oh. Guys, how is she like... Rice Krispie. Ratatouille. That was close. Nope. Rice Krispie. Rat, excuse me. Rice Krispie.
- Rice Krispies. - Oh, wow. - No, she's not that good. Watch this, watch this. - Weather. - Weather. - I'm talking to your mic. - Sweater. - Juice box? - What? - Sweater. - Not even close. - Not even close. - Oh my gosh. - She was nailed. - Wait, wait. - She just goes off track. - Let me try this. - Sweater. - Sweater. - Feather. - Oh, money. - Money? - Okay, no. - She's cheating. - I'm getting her right here. Ready? - Okay. - Ready? - She's cheating. - What's a good word? - She can't hear me either.
Chipotle. No, no, no. It's got to be like a couple syllables. Chipotle. Chipotle. Chipotle. Chipotle. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Wait, let me try those. No, no, no, no. Did I do really good? I want to get her one more time. Yes, you're getting all of them. Put them back on. I don't understand. Okay, this is the last one. This is the last one. I think it's her hair. Yeah, I don't... She must... Say it quietly. Say it quietly. Say it quietly? Yeah, say it quietly. Okay. What's a good word? Dude, you're still thinking? Yeah. On and on.
Yosemite. There's no way. Yosemite. If she guesses this, I'm leaving the pod. If she guesses this, then it's not playing sound or something. Say it again. Yosemite. Yosemite. There's no way. Joe? Yosemite. Show me something? Yosemite. Yeah, she's not that good. See? I actually have no clue. Yeah, Yosemite. All right, take them off. Take them off. It was Yosemite. Oh. Let me check. I think it was your hair. Yeah, could you hear us? No. No.
Are you lying? Spongebob I heard, but I actually did cover my ear after that. Okay, I'm ready. Ooh. Ooh. Ready? I got you. I got you. What? Ready. Stubabadum. Joplatle? Stubabadum. Jopabalo? Stubadabado. Hey, don't change it on her. Jitabalo? Jutabado. Jutabalo? Jubabado. Bathroom. Say it again. Jubabado. Jubabalo. Oh! Oh!
Wait, did she just say it? She got it. I don't know what I said. No, no, no. Wait, I wish we could run it back right now. Okay, okay. Say it again. Say something again. Chupabalo. Chupabalo. She's too good. I got it. I got it. No, that is not real. Okay, I got another one. I got another one. That's not real. What? Okay, ready? Ready? Yaxoshish. It's like broken English. Jackson Hole? Yaxoshish.
- "Jas-a-lora?" - "Jas-o-sis." - Not as much words like that! - "Jas-o-sis?" - "Jas-o-sis?" - "Jas-o-sis." - Sagittarius. - "Jas-o-sis." - Sister! - I remember saying it with so much confidence. - "Jas-o-sis." - Come on, Harper. - Say it again. - "Jas-o-sis." - You suck. - Correct! - "Jas-o-sis." - I'm gonna say one that has nothing to do with it. Alright, my turn. Ready? Ready? - Okay. - Ready? Rock.
Walk. No, no, no, no, no. You're gonna throw a rock so hard. Rock. Rock. Oh, man. That didn't work. Harper, Harper. Leggings. Leggings. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Ready? Astronaut. I swear. That's a good one. Astronaut. Swim. Good job. That was good. Ready? Ready? Yeah.
George Washington. George Washington. Whoa! No, you got that one wrong. Did I get it? No, that one was wrong. That one was wrong. You got it wrong. All right, you're in the map. Let Matt try real quick. All right, ready? Oh, give him the map? You try. Oh. How many did I get right? I think this is long enough. Okay, yeah, try real quick. Okay. Ooh, prime. Somebody go. I think I had bad hearing because I can't. This is a lot harder for me than I think it was you guys. Prime.
Bra. Prime. Bra. Okay, everybody just completely norm and let's start another conversation. Yeah, that sounds good. Oh, I don't think this was fair. All right. I think my hearing is really bad. No, guys. He just is so confused. It's a good thing he's got the headphones
headphones on. Wait, you didn't grab it? No, you got a new one. No, it's a good thing he's got the headphones on so now he's just distracted. Please don't mess with me like we did Harper. So now that Maverick is out of the podcast. Nobody else messed with me. Huh? Nobody else messed with me. Unfortunately, you were messed with. Wait, at some point, just look at him and say a word. Like,
No, no, no. What's going on? He's like the... Who am I supposed to look at? He's like the cousin you have to invite over so you can... Y'all just talking about me? You get my control that's not plugged in? Yeah. That's what we're doing. I feel like y'all are just talking about me. Yeah. He's so self-conscious. Thinking about we're always talking about him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cash makes fun of me. Why are you acknowledging him? Yeah, stop acknowledging him. He's not invited. He's gonna know. Are y'all saying how you really feel right now? No. If I'm gonna say how I really feel...
Maybe tell us your honest opinions about my wife. I'm going to take these off. Wait, first, y'all. I feel like I'm being left out of something. Say your honest opinions. No! No, put it back on. Put it back on. We're talking to me. No, put it back on. We're just talking about me. We're trying to think of something to say. No, you're not. Yeah? Okay.
Say your honest opinion. Oh, I told him my honest opinion earlier. I don't like this game at all. Okay, just say your one-sentence honest opinion. Y'all don't even let me play the game. Maverick is not that good of a dancer. That's fine. I'll just play rock, paper, scissors with myself. Ah, you won again. Oh my gosh. He always goes wrong. He chose paper. He won.
Paper beats rock. Yeah. Oh, it does. Oh, dang it. Dang it. I heard paper beats rock. But I can also like read your lips. No. No. Take them off. Like that was take them off. Yeah, take them off. Okay. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Okay, that's too much. I can't. I might have to get cut. I don't know. It was pretty funny. Wait, I know what we can do. Let's play charades. You want to play charades? Yeah. We've played enough games. No, I like these games. It's a podcast. We're supposed to talk. No, no, no. I got a fun charades. We have been talking about it. Ready, Kate? You want to play charades with me? Yeah. Go like this. Please don't do that, Kate.
Please don't do that. All right, so Kate lost the game. Oh, my gosh. First of all, it's not charades. That's a fall of the leader. You lost with pride. That's what matters. Yeah. Simon says. Simon says to touch your nose. Simon says to touch your ear. Simon says touch your head. Touch your toes. You're too good at this game. Simon says leave.
Quit. Just quit. Have y'all seen those things? Mother, may I? No. Mother, may I? You know those POV TikToks? No. Like Brianna. She's like, mother, make some water. No, but you may do the one ship challenge.
Have you done that? No. Don't ever do that. Oh, the one-ship challenge is so horrible. Yo. Oh, my gosh. Do you diary ever do this? We're going to pull up a clip of us playing the one-ship challenge. Oh, it's so bad. That thing is bad. Listen, we might have been being a little dramatic in the way we were. No, like jumping in the pool was a little bit dramatic, but it was necessary. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not dramatic. Oh, the pool?
At that point, when your lips and throat and mouth and outer mouth is on fire, it's not just in your mouth, it's your outer mouth. It's everything. You gotta jump in a pool and just go... And it doesn't help. No, I mean, I was shoving my face in ice cream. Just sitting with ice cream on my face and in my mouth. Yeah, that's the only thing that helped is if you eat the one chip challenge...
Your lips are gonna be on fire and you gotta just use ice cream as chapstick and you just gotta make out with it. Yeah, because you gotta numb your face. You literally have to numb everything. That's literally what you're doing. If it's not numb, you're gonna feel it. Yeah. It's so bad. I mean, there was literally, I would never do that again. I don't think you could pay me enough money to eat one of those chips. The other day we were like, should we do that for another video? I was like, I'm not doing that again ever. Ever.
I really want one now. Dude, it's bad. If y'all will do it, I will buy them and y'all can do them on the episode. We should do them on the club. I will let y'all eat those on the club. Yeah, okay. If we do that on the club channel, that's going to be crazy. If you guys haven't, go subscribe and go watch our new channel. Wait, I'll actually do it next time. I swear to y'all. Go watch our new channel. It's called LOL Club. We might be filming this video on there, but we're dropping three videos a week on there. So go check it out. LOL Club. Link in the description. Do you guys think I would cry if I did it?
Cry? Yeah. You'd be sobbing so much. You might actually die. Kate would cry. What do you think I would do? You'd freak out. You'd scream. I'd love to see Harper. Harper would be like, ah! That's so bad. You'd just be screaming. Our friend Michael, when he did it, he would just run around. He was like, it's hot.
He was just running around, jumping up and down. He's going, it's hot. It's hot. Oh, my gosh. It was so bad. No, wait. We should do like a spicy challenge on the club. And like from like a jalapeno, yellow jalapeno. Oh, I hate spicy. I hate spicy. Or like sour. Sour, sweet. Not sweet. Oh, no. I'll do sweet. I'll do sweet. You can do sour. I'll do some candy. I'll do some sour.
I don't eat spicy. You can have some peppers. Bro, no. I couldn't. It's bad. Like in Michael, when he ate it, he literally ran over to a faucet and he was just, the water was just going in his mouth the whole time. Yeah. He just had a water hose on his face for like 10 minutes. That's, oh. Yeah. That sounds like a terrible time. But I think we should film this on the club. We should. Go watch this. I don't think I'll participate.
Me and Kate will do it. No, Kate won't. No, yes, you will. Or we can do it. We can film a video for the club channel. It's generally so bad. I start to swell up just thinking about it. No, this is what we should do. We should do a video on the club channel. Oh, that bad? And the loser has to eat it.
No, I can't. Now we only have a 25% chance of eating it. I can't go back to that. We can't be willingly do this. It has to be a little bit. I could literally cry thinking about how hot that thing is. You know what's crazy? I'll freak out. I ate like 3% of the chip. No, you did not. Alex, you can't even swallow the chip. I ate 3% of it. I literally took a piece off and ate it.
Ruins your life. What? Absolutely ruins it. It's not just 10 minutes, Alex. It's going to burn for probably 30 minutes to an hour. And then the whole rest of the day, your stomach hurts. You know what pepper it is? It's like Carolina Reaper or the ghost pepper. One of those. I think it's mixed with the Carolina Reaper and some other stuff. That's terrible. The Carolina Reaper? You haven't had this chip.
Dude, ghost pepper is hot, but not anything like- The chip is literally black because it's filled with all the peppers and stuff. I saw a video- It's not even a chip, Alex. It's just thick seasoning, about like a quarter inch thick over the whole chip. I saw a video that was so evil. So the chip is just like a black triangle, and there's these black Doritos. And I saw a video. This kid was at school eating lunch, and they switched it. They put it- You wouldn't know, though. They put it in there. No, it looked exactly like it. No, no, it doesn't. Yes, it does. It's terrible. No, it's so thick with seasoning.
Yeah. You can tell. Oh, what happened at my middle school? What happened at my middle school? When they switched it, it looked pretty real. It looks like a chip from a bad place when you see that. From a bad place. I've always wanted to eat a school lunch, bro. No. Why would you want that? I've never had a high school, like, school lunch. It's terrible. Trust me. It's like, really? It's terrible. It's not good. They feed you slop. Like, you're like pigs. Slop? Like, pigs.
What do they give you? They give you mashed potatoes that look like they're from somebody that just threw them up. And then... The non-show cheese? We should do a video on that too. Worst to best high school lunches.
How did we get them? Yeah, how did we get them? We just like look them up online, the best high school lunch. Well, then it's not a high school lunch. It's a homemade dinner. Okay. Yeah. But guys, let me tell you what happened. When I was in seventh grade or sixth grade, this one eighth grader did the one chip challenge at my own school at lunch, and it got in his eyes, and there's a balcony there.
on my school and he fell from the balcony because I believe it because of because his eyes hurt so bad no like he we all saw it too he jumped off this like this little staircase it's like it's like from here to here it got in his eye and he jumped off the balcony yeah he tried to end himself because he's like I can't do this anymore no I can't it's the balcony yeah I can't
No, no, but like what happened was like he was going up the stairs because it was still in his eyes. He was rubbing it and he accidentally tipped over the balcony. He's okay though, right? Yeah, yeah, he's fine. He only broke a few legs. And he was also... A few legs? That's going to do us too. And also that same guy was the guy who made fun of me when I got hit by a car. He was there and he... So this was recent. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. He was the one who was like laughing, posted on their story, this stupid girl just... This stupid famous girl just got hit by a car.
That's not funny. That's mean. That's a form of bullying. Harper, are you ready to leave public school? Yes. I'm ready to go to the new world. The new world? What is this, Aladdin? It's a whole new world. What's that all about? Aladdin? No. A whole new world is... Rapunzel. It's a little mermaid. No. It's a whole new world. No. No. That's Aladdin. It's Rapunzel. No. It's a tower. It's a whole new world.
No, it's Aladdin. It's Aladdin. I actually haven't seen Aladdin. It's Rapunzel. No, Rapunzel is 7 a.m. the usual morning lineup. Start of the chores and sweep till the floors all clean. Polish your lips, shine up, sweep again. It's like 7, 15, and so I'll read a book or maybe two or three. I'll play dark and stretch and ridiculous.
Tomorrow night. Okay, that's it. I can't. Everyone just clicked off. We lost all of our viewers. It's all over. Might as well end the podcast here. A whole new world is from Aladdin. Aladdin. Some Egyptian show. Yeah. Aladdin. I actually have never seen Aladdin. Me neither. What? No, it's not from Aladdin. It's from this Eastern show. No. That's Aladdin. It's Aladdin. It's like Middle Eastern Egyptian. Oh. Like,
No, I posted a video on TikTok one time. I was just trying to get my bag, you know? Oh, yeah? I was just doing a promo for a certain brand. Yes, I did that. And you would do a two-foot check. I absolutely was just trying to get my bag, and it backfired because I was, you know, making the video, you know, making my little drinky that I'm promoting. And it was like Kiss, Marry, Kill Disney characters, and Aladdin comes up. And I had never seen the movie. And I was like, oh, my gosh, he's from Aladdin, but I don't remember his name.
That's actually hilarious. And then everyone freaking made fun of me and the video got like 700,000 likes. What's your favorite Disney movie? Probably Rapunzel. Yeah, probably Tangled. Are we talking like Disney princesses? I don't know. What's your favorite Disney? Beauty and the Beast. Beauty and the Beast is so good. What was your answer, Mav? I mean, I really like Iron Man. Probably Wreck-It Ralph.
Okay. Do you think Iron Man and Rapunzel would get together? Iron Man is Disney. Oh, technically that does count. They bought them out. Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no. That's a hook I supposed to play. Listen, if I say the LOL podcast bought another podcast, it's not the LOL podcast.
Oh, yes, it is. No, but the production company, which is Disney, produces Marvel movies. Disney's not the production company. Disney's the... Nope. Disney is the production company. Oh, my gosh. He's an idiot. No. Walt Disney Studios. You ever heard of that? No. Disney is a branch just like they have Marvel. And then there's the center person. Who's the center person? Look at everyone right now looking at you like you're an idiot. Who's the center person, Cash?
Walt Disney Studios. No. Disney Productions. Wait, can y'all do the worm? Yeah. I can do the worm pretty good. Yeah, you want to change the subject, don't you? You look stupid right now. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know who the production people are. Maybe nobody knows who the production people are. Nope, nope. Everyone here knows who the production people are. What's Walt Disney? Marvel Studios, ever heard of that? Yeah, that's inside Disney. They operate from inside Disney.
So Disney Studios owns Marvel Studios. That's why at Disneyland. Who owns Marvel. Okay. Cash, that's why at Disneyland there's like the Guardians of the Galaxy and stuff. That's what I'm saying. That's exactly my point. Disney owns it all. Bro's trying to connect dots that he can't even see. He has no idea what he's doing. Disney owned Marvel. Why would a Marvel equally own Disney? That's what I'm saying. Wait, how does Wonder Brothers fit into all this?
Oh wait, you're right. Warren Brothers! That's who probably owns it. Probably. Joe, don't. You're getting played so hard. Warren Brothers Productions. No, I don't. I really don't know how they fit into it though. The lamp company owns it. Pixar. No. Pixar? Yeah, Pixar. Disney. Pixar is the one who owns it. Oh my God. No. Pixar Nation Studios. Oh my God. When a Disney movie comes on, it says, produced by Pixar. No.
No, it doesn't! Oh my gosh. Pixar makes cartoons. That's when the lamp comes across the screen and goes... I think you guys show me what it does. The lamp, it goes like this. That's actually really good. Wait, that was kind of good. You guys have a springy motion to it. That's exactly what the Pixar lamp does. Wait, guys, did you know I can act like I'm on a trampoline when I'm not? Oh, really? Yeah, okay. Very random. It's a good skill to have, though.
Sorry. She just jumped. I'm not. I don't know what I expected, but I expected more than that. Okay, I won't do it. Do the jump. She's glitching. Hold on. Gravity is on extra today. What? Do the trampoline thing. Oh my gosh, you do look like you're on a trampoline.
I don't know why I expected more than just jumping. Yeah, I expected something else. Wait, no, because that looks like... Wait, no, but you have to have more spring to it. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. You know when, like, you're five years old? No. Or, like, 11 or 12. Yeah. And you're like, Mom, Mom, watch me. Watch me. Watch me.
I feel like I just experienced that. What's that for? I don't know. You were just the one talking. Yo, fun fact. When I was like, I was probably about 13. When I was 13, I had a unicycle and I was riding it and I got good at it. And I could ride like, did you though? You know I got good at it. I feel like Maverick got good at it. He always tries to take away everything that I do.
And I did it good. Maverick is definitely the unicycle riding type. Was that better? Sure. But could Cash do it good? Yes. Okay. Cash could still do it good. Just because there's someone better at it than you does not mean you still can't do it good. Okay. So Cash was showing his mom how good he was at the unicycle. And I was like, mom, watch, watch. I can ride all the way to the wall. And I, she came out.
And I wrote, I could never make it to the wall like the three times that I tried. And she was like on her way to the car. And she was like, oh yeah, that's really good, that's really good. And she shuts the door and I was like, you're lying to me, that's not good. And I throw my unicycle all the way across the carport. And slam the door and go inside. She's like...
What did I do? She's like, I'm sorry. I'll never tell you you did good again. And I was like, it's the fact that you're lying to me. And you're saying I'm doing good when I'm not doing good. That ever make y'all mad? So when we just said that you weren't good, you still got mad. No, no, no. And when mom tells you you did good, you're still mad. It's like me being like, guys, watch this. I can jump in the air and do a backflip. And then I jump in the air and I fall on my butt. And you guys are like, wow, that's really good. So you weren't good at riding the unicycle.
I'd be doing that to you sometimes. No, no. Like what I was going to do was going to be good. Yeah, but you can't do it. That was the moral of the story? Okay, I hate this guy. That's the moral of the story. This is not a musical podcast. Oh my gosh, wait. That's what we all try to turn it into all the time. Every 30 seconds they're like, I think it's time for a song. No, it's not. Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, wait. That's the worst thing about musicals. I'm like watching the movie and I'm into it. And I'm like, oh, oh. And then they're like, and then. And I'm like, oh no, you ruined everything. I know, no, it's like, no, I just have to go to one. And I have to dance.
And I just can't stop dancing. Yeah. And then like 50 characters come out of nowhere. I don't understand why musicals are a thing. No. Wait. We should do a musical podcast. They're rough. They're hard to watch. Yeah. Musicals are hard to watch, but I was in one. Yeah. Like, you know how like whenever you say, like someone says a word, like when she said moral, you said moral of the story, she was like, moral of the story. Sorry. You were just talking. Moral of the story.
I don't like when musicals they act like they're doing something completely normal like going on a walk and then they all just break out into a song like 50 people are dancing. That's the point. No. And then it stops and they act like it didn't just happen. Well that's just their world. That's the musical world. You ever seen High School Musical? Yes. That one really gets me. They're just like see you at school tomorrow. Bye. Bye.
Bye. It's like, what? Yeah. Or like, one of them's bullying the other one. And then it's like, please stop bullying me. And then I'm like, I'm gonna bully you. You remember the beginning of the one where you were like, summer, summer, summer, summer. Did you guys ever do that in school? High school musical. Bro, if I was locked in a prison and they said... People did that at our school. People always did it at our school. Oh my gosh, a musical prison. So much worse. If I was locked in a prison and they said, you can either sit in prison...
by yourself with nothing for one year, or you have to sit in prison for one day watching High School Musical on repeat, I'm taking the year. That's such a privilege to be able to just sit around and watch High School Musical all day. Yeah. Like, what? Sounds like a life sentence to me. Y'all are just... Wait, can y'all float? Like, that one TikTok? Have they, like, you know? Okay, but on a for real note, which one would you take? One year? Okay. Logically, yes. No, no, no, no, I'm changing it. One year...
Just normal prison. Normal prison. General normal prison. One year. Or nine months, but every day on those nine months, you have to watch eight hours of High School Musical. Eight hours of High School Musical? What do you mean? But you take the extra three months. Yeah, you take the extra three. The extra three? Yeah, you have to. I would like try to sing really good with the...
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Obviously you guys are going to take High School Musical. What are you taking? Say it again. Nine months in prison, but you have to listen to High School Musical eight hours a day for the nine months every single day or just one year in normal prison. Oh, well, High School Musical. Because if they make me watch it, that means I'm safe.
That means I'm safe. Actually, yeah. I don't feel like I'm going to do too good in prison. So, like, if they can just lock me in a room. Hey, you know what? I don't get how prisoners get so jacked.
Yeah. Like, I know lots of guys that go to the gym every day and try to get jacked. And they have to eat, like, all this protein and all these shakes. And then in prison, they just get, like, rice in a roll. And they come out looking like the Hulk. I know. No, no, no, that's not true. One of my friends went to prison. He was showing me his before and after. Was it bad? Well, he was fat when he went in. He was skinny when he came out. He was like, they didn't feed me in there. What?
He came out and he was like, I'm getting fat again. He did. He got fat again. Really? I was like, what? Yeah, he actually shot somebody. He's like, I'm returning to my normal state. He was like,
He was like, I became skinny on accident. I'm not going back to where I started. How did he accidentally shoot somebody? Well, he accidentally shot someone because he was selling a blaster. And then he thought the guy was reaching for his blaster. So he just shot the guy in the leg. He got scared. He was spooked. Oh, yeah. I would have been spooked. And then me and Kate were in this incident. I think we talked about this. Yeah, I know. I'm not going to say the whole story because we've already talked about it before.
It was when me and Kate were trying to catch this predator. Oh, yeah. And me and Michael and, like, all his friends. And this guy was there, the guy that went to prison. Oh, yeah? And he's a good guy, though. We like him. He's super nice. He's changed now. He's a changed man. And he's got kids and everything. Guys, look at my leg muscle. And then... Oh, wow. Okay, keep going. And then we're talking to this cop. And this cop is like, I feel like I know you. And then he goes, you were there at my shooting. Okay.
And he was like, oh, yeah. And the cop was like, you're out already? And they bonded over a year. Yeah, they only gave me like two years. And he was like, oh, wow, that's great. Glad to see you turn your life around. I was like, first of all, you've been to prison? Like, hold on. Yeah. That's when you found out? Yeah. Yeah. And then he told me the whole story. And then that was when we went to Sonic and he showed me his before and after.
And was he like surprisingly skinny? Yeah, I never, well, I just thought he always looked like that. I've never seen someone go fat to skinny and their goal is to go back to fat because they were forced to go skinny. Very, very. That's like reversing. My goal, my goal by the end of the year is to get a six pack, maybe an eight pack. Well, you know, the end of the year is coming pretty close. Yeah, but I still, I can still,
Do it. You can. I believe in you. Thank you. How's that going? Pink today. Is there like at least a two pack right now? Yeah. Oh yeah. Pink, pink, pink. Yeah. Anyways. Is there a six pack? So far there's a four pack. Is that my shirt?
I don't know. Kate gave it to me. Is that my shirt? Yeah, because she's already worn all of my shirts. So I'm like, I can't keep giving her the same shirts over and over. Oh, shoot. So now we're moved on to Cassie's closet. Yeah, I need to start bringing my own shirts. I keep forgetting because I come straight from school. We filmed two episodes when we filmed the podcast. So we have to like change. Like, yeah, like we all went and changed as if we weren't just wearing another outfit before this. Yeah. Liar. She's like, it's a different day. Yeah. We scheduled multiple filming days.
That never has happened. Wait, but guys, do you want to see my workout journey? Yeah. Tell me to do anything right now and I will. Wait, no, I thought you meant progress pictures. Oh, I'm getting good at pushups. You are? I'm getting good. Cash has seen me in the gym. I'll be kind of impressed here. Go down, two. All the way down. Touch your nose. Three. Touch your nose. Four. Come on. Touch your nose. Bump them out.
Come on, let's go. You got it. Six, seven, nine. Come on, push her. Yeah, I've been... Wait, wait, wait, that's good. Wait, Matt, do ten push-ups. My arms aren't that strong. No, do ten push-ups real quick. My arms are not strong, but my core is. I'm okay. After I was humbled a little less. Just do ten push-ups really quick. Okay. Okay.
Why? Just do them with me. No, I'm concerned. I want to see you do them faster. Oh my gosh. Faster? Yeah. Like first one to 30? No, first one to 10. 10 to 30. Hold up. Okay, ready, set, go. No, no, no, no. Hey, I'll count down. Oh, but wait, this isn't fair. You gotta do these two. What? Because my wrist. Your disability, my disability.
What? I can't. I can't do them this way. I don't like to do it this way either. No, no, you can't do it that way. He's cheating. No, listen. My wrist, I can't bend them like this. Or my left one, because I hurt it. So you've got to do them like that. This is a pie dress. Are we doing this? Do it like this. Look at how emotional they're getting. Are you ready? They're so whiny. One, two, three. Nose. Nose.
Mad one. Okay, he totally cheated. How did that cheat? No, he totally cheated. What? What?
I don't know. I wasn't looking. Run it back. I was not cheating. You used your knees or something. No, I'm just hecka fast. No. Did you do this? No. I'm just faster than you. I'm faster in a running race. I'm faster at push-ups. No, he's not faster than you. My muscles are faster than yours. What do y'all want to see me do next? Wait. I started doing push-ups too. Wait. Kate. Kate's been practicing to do a push-up. Because after I was
After I was humbled on the last episode where I tried to do a push-up, I said, this is ridiculous. I have to be able to. All right, grandma. She was at the gym. She does a push-up. And the trainer guy there comes up to her and he's like, maybe you should start against the wall. I started against the wall. This is what he meant. And I started against the wall and I've gone far. Oh, let's see. So she had this. Keep in mind where she started. Pushing herself off a wall. Okay. Okay. Let's see it. Let's see it. You got it, Kate. Before and after. Yeah, come on. You got it.
So close. She's got to go up against the wall a couple more times. All right, do it with your knees. Do it with your knees. Okay, okay. All right. You got it. Come on, Kate. Can no one say anything? Yeah, we won't. Don't worry. Okay, you got this. Come on. Get up, get up. Oh, no.
That's good. That was good. That was good. Guys, just remember where I started. Wait, let's do a competition to see who can hold this post for as long as possible. Oh, no. What are you doing, Harper? She was like, 360 no scope.
To dolphin dive. She talked before she knew what she was doing. All right, guys. So, actually, I just want to say this is the end of the podcast. Thank you guys so much for watching. If you haven't already, go check out our new YouTube channel, LOL Club. It's called the LOL Club. Link in the description. Yes, sir.
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