What Happened On Our Honeymoon!
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- On our honeymoon, by the way, this guy, his name was Enrique or something, and he trained us how to scuba dive. So us four jump into the water and he's like, "Okay, now we're gonna go down." And pulls this string on the back of my vest and a bunch of bubbles start coming out. And I look at Kinsey and he pulls her thing, her bubbles start coming out of her. And she's like, "Uh-oh." We both start sinking really fast. And at this point, we're 45 feet under the water and Kinsey was told not to look up. So she got to look out of the battle.

We're standing on the ocean floor at this point in the show. No. Don't tell me you both are just standing on the ocean floor. Yes, alone. Can't see the boat. And we're way out in the middle of the ocean. I'm like, oh yeah, this is how we die. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode. We're going to start off with a sentence game. You guys ready? Mal, go. I was a big fat person. And I couldn't really stop to help myself.

It was really big. Ice cream. What? What? You just messed it up. You don't know how this game goes? I feel like Cash messed it up, actually. He kind of did with big. It was a really big mountain. It was a really big ice cream. How does that go with

- It didn't go with the sentence before. - Oh, then fine, restart. - Wait, also, can we talk about Harper's mic? Y'all hear that? - Yeah, this thing needs to be oiled up. - Oh. - Oh my gosh. - Dude, that like is our set. Our set is so, everything is just bad and not put together. - There's hair in this crack. - And it's not ours. - Hair, a hair, you know. - All right, Matt, restart the thing. - Okay. Harper. - Is. - A.

Go. Kate. Were you not paying attention? What? We're playing the game. Okay. Ready? What? What? Bro just left our planet for a minute and came back. I'm glad you're back on Earth now. All right. Go, Mal. Did someone turn you off? You were just like, powering down. Wally. Okay. Okay. Kate. Is. A. Super. Fantastic. Big. Big.

That didn't make sense. Huh? Amazing. It was a comma. See? Amazing. Oh my gosh. Why do you guys... Restart. Super fantastic. Big. Amazing. Watch me, Mav, do it. Ready? No, restart the... Yeah, us three can do it. Fine. Okay, Harper. Pink couch is out of the game. Harper. No. Wait, okay, go. Harper is a big loser. And I can't wait to

- What? - Oh! - Oh my goodness. - Are you stupid? - Are you dumb? - Are Maverick and Harper the only ones that can do it? - No, I can do it. - No, you just wanna do it. - We'll start with everyone, but everyone just, no, we're done, we're moving on. - No, I think we can make one good sentence. - It smells like gasoline. - We just gotta stop with the and I big. - Okay, okay. - Yeah, Mav just wants to call someone fat. - No. - He's trying to get that.

out there. Listen, just things that come to your mind, you gotta spit them out quick. You don't have time. Cash is a really dumb cute person. And he once told me that I wanted to hurt a bear. What? Ow! That's what the bear said! Ow!

Bear goes ow. Ow.

Oh, no. Not that song. Losing brain cells. Why do you start flapping his wings? Or there goes owl. Okay. You obviously haven't. She doesn't know she's too young. I think she. I don't know if she was like. No, she knows the song.

It was like 2013. What year were you born? What does the fox say? Oh, yeah. Yeah, see? It's the fox. What does the fox say? Okay, that's enough. That's enough of that. I can't do that. I remember preschool. I wouldn't want to get copyrighted because we sing it too good. Yeah. I did kind of sound exactly like the guy.

Yeah, annoying? What the fuck? You want to know? Actually, actually, actually. We should make a song like that. Just completely random. That makes no sense. We should. We should drop it on the podcast channel. What does the low podcast say? Kind of like Rockaway. Rockaway. We wrote, well, actually, Maverick wrote Rockaway in about eight minutes. Eight minutes? More like 30 seconds. Yeah, I don't even know if it was eight minutes. And then we shot...

and if you guys haven't seen rock away just type in rock away official music video lol podcast that's how many views is that a pretty banger song yeah and it took like maybe 15 minutes to put together completely with everything we did music video songwriting producing everything it was not very thought out some might say we're musical geniuses oh my gosh should we perform rock away like live yeah wait we need to add on i don't have oh my gosh she doesn't that's kind of sad rock

- We're gonna throw away official music video part two. - Guys, what are we doing at the live show? 'Cause after this we've done the live show. - Oh, the live show. - I hope it was fun. - Oh, it was definitely fun because we have the craziest stuff planned. This live show is going to be bigger and better than like any live show you've ever seen. - Now the live show already happened. - Yeah, it was really cool. - Wait, but like tell me what's gonna happen like step by step. - Like Harper Zilmer crowd surfing.

Yes. I've always dreamed of that. No, no. Little kids. My cash. 10-year-old kids. Zip lining across the audience. Well, I don't know about that. In the splits. With a flamethrower. In the splits. No. In the splits. I like that. I'll have one zip line on my this foot and one zip line on this foot. Oh, yeah. I'll be in the splits with a flamethrower flying through the air. Bro, I will so get that set up for you if you want to. And I will literally be like. What if you fall and all the kids catch you? That's crazy. Yeah.

No, that's like, that would be like people being hospitalized. Yo, tell me not. That would be the craziest turn in twist of the show. I did a split zip line. Through the venue? Yeah. Hopefully the live show is fun. And if you missed it. Hopefully, dog, the stuff that me and Cash have came up with to happen at this live show is literally, like, I genuinely don't know how we came up with these ideas. Literally? I literally don't. Wait, can y'all tell me? No, we can't give them away. What?

Harper, you already know it. The show already happened. The live show already happened, so tell me. I don't understand. But, like, what if something happens and this episode gets bumped, too, before the live show? That's good. So, yeah, we probably shouldn't say anything. Oh, wait, this episode is getting bumped.

Yes, it is getting bumped. This is why we don't talk about it till after this. The live show has not happened yet. I'm so intelligent. But unfortunately, guys, the live show is already sold out. So you can't get your tickets. But don't worry. We're going to be planning more shows and a lot more stuff in the future. So comment what city. Okay, or that. But we're going to be planning a lot of other stuff. Tell us what city you want us to come to. And maybe Cash will zip line in. No, no, no. Wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. Maybe if your city gets the most likes on its comment, maybe it will come to you. No, no, you don't have to comment. Can we sing it? Actually, we made a poll. Everybody, the link is in the description if you want to go vote on what city we should come to. Yeah. So whatever cities, you know, get the most votes will probably come to. But you can only vote once. But the link is in the description of this video. Yeah, because like what if someone in like...

London. Idaho. Voted 600 times. No, it's set where you can only vote once. That's what I said. It was only once. Oh, okay. Wait, is there options for them to choose from or they can type in something? Just type in their city. Oh my gosh, what am I talking about? No, no, no. It's options. Oh. So if you live in a small town. Yeah, if your option's not on there, I'm sorry. Pick the closest option to you. If your option's not on there, we ain't coming. Wait, what's the song called again? Rockaway? You don't even know the name of your own song. What the...

It's not mine. You have a solo. I'm just a small bee. Matt, do you have the remakes version? Can we play that? Or is it copyrighted? It's not copyrighted. I have all the rights to it. But that's not the final take. We have another guy that's making the track for us. The track's going to be even better. Wait, the actual version?

Oh, yeah. We're thinking about remaking Rockaway into an actual song. Well, if we do, we actually do need to give Kinsey some lines. Yes. Yeah, but I mean, it's still in the thought process and everything. We'll see if it happens. Me and Cash don't have any lines. We're just group singers. And that's fine. I literally just play the drums. Let's keep it that way. Not kidding. All right. Harper, stop picking at your skin. I'm just itching my skin. Harper looks like the bear that goes, ow, got her. Ow. Guys, guess what? What?

I tell my mom that I got sprayed by a fart spray today at school. Wait, did you actually? Yeah. My mom read it as, Mom, I just sprayed a fart everywhere. I need to get picked up. Did she come get you? So she came and picked me up and said, Honey,

Why are you smelling your hair? Mom, somebody fart sprayed me. Yeah, where's the farts? Oh, somebody fart sprayed you. Somebody hit you with a fart spray? So does she think you pooped your pants? Somebody sprayed me everywhere with fart spray. That's hilarious. Did the school get shut down? I mean, that stuff's deadly. It was disgusting. Wait, did she think that you pooped your pants? Yes. My mom...

- Has that happened before? - Yes. - Oh no! - Sounds like you've been picked up for that before. - So my mom, she's used to that happening, so she usually just comes straight to the school, but this time she was a little late 'cause she had to tell my sister about it, and my sister was sick, running a fever, so Reese was also having the Hershey squirts while I was at school. - Oh my goodness.

That's a funny name for her. I'm not even gonna count. That is pretty funny. Why are you putting your sister on blast? Your sister loves you so much. I've never heard that. I bet she just loves you. That is such a good name. I wish you wouldn't have said that because now Cash is gonna be walking around saying that. Hey, but it's okay because I relate to you because that happens to me at the gym. Sometimes you gotta bring extra pairs of pants. Oh my gosh, I can't believe he pooped his pants at the gym. Yeah. Wait, if you're deadlifting as much weight as I am, you might would too.

78 pounds. Wait, did that happen today? It happens every day. Oh, today. Okay. I know you're talking about cash. Yeah, that happened today. I literally texted my mom. I have the text. I'll send the screenshot. That's hilarious. Listen, I had something crazy happen today too.

I am telepathic, I found out. What are you doing? No, wait, guys, listen to the text. Listen to the text. I need you to come get me. Are you okay? Why did you? You know, like, you just, everyone saw you. You could have just walked off. The crawl did not do anything. Yeah. I just didn't want to block the camera. I didn't want to block y'all's camera. I didn't feel like the camera could see me.

So I moved it. I don't think you did. Listen to the text. I said, I need you to come get me, then bring me right back. I just got a fart spray everywhere, and I stink. Okay, I can see how she would misinterpret that. And I forgot my cheer color shirt. My mom said, oh gosh, with two exclamation points. Okay, I'll head up there and call the office. She calls the office and said that I had a bathroom problem. Okay.

Let me guess, you walk out of the office, you're like, it's stinking in there. That is horrible. Smell my hair. It's bad. It's literally in my hair. I just wonder when the office lady was looking at me like this. She was like, have a good one. I was like, guys. If anybody ever says I have a bathroom problem, I'm just like, what the hell?

Like, imagine just, we got a bathroom problem. She was like, do you need extra clothes? You're like, no, I'm fine. No, oh my gosh, why did you? I mean, I know that's exactly what happened was there was farts sprayed everywhere. Yeah. But,

And I was like, she just took it completely wrong. Like, my mom, in the text, I said, farts sprayed everywhere, and now I stink. And so my mom came straight into the school and said, yeah, Miss Mary, Harper, she had a restroom problem, so we're going to have to pick her up. It was so embarrassing. Girl.

No. It was terrible. That's better at least. Her mom said she didn't say bathroom problem. She said girl problem. I bet she interpreted it as bathroom problem. No. She probably thinks that I can't hold my pants. No. Oh wait, that's not right. When someone says girl problem, you don't think they pooped their pants. Because that's not just for girls. As we know. Yeah.

Can we move on? Yeah. Yeah, but that was a funny segment, right? I had something crazy happen today that I'd like to talk about. No, you didn't. I did. I did. I was taking credit for Kinsey's story. Yeah. This is all me. I was the irresponsible one, so it happened to me. I want to know what happened to Kinsey. So I had approximately 40 minutes to get back, and Maverick said, don't be late. I don't care what you do. Don't be late. I wasn't late, just so you know. But...

I go to Bath and Body Works. I'm quick with it too. In and out. Five minutes. Okay. I went in, picked my sit and got right back out of there. And I looked down at my phone and I only have 2% left on my phone.

And I'm driving the dumb Tesla. I like the Tesla. But the dumb Tesla does not open unless your phone is turned on. And I didn't have the key card. So I was sprinting through the mall. And I was sprinting through the parking lot, like, about to knock over some old people. And I get to the car door. And I open it. And I was like, okay, I just got to put it in drive. Because once your phone dies, I was done-zo. Okay.

And my phone died. And I was done so. And I was like, nobody worry. There is a charger. I plugged it in. The charging cord is broken from sitting in the heat in the car. Shut up. So then my phone was dead. So I'm just sitting there. And so I put it on that little thing that's supposed to charge your phone, like whatever that thing is called. It does not charge. I'm sitting there for 20 minutes. 20 minutes? Yes. Oh, my gosh. I did not know that part. I didn't know that part.

- Wait, I said you finish the rest of the story, 'cause this is when you come in. - Okay, okay. So we're sitting here, and I'm like, all those guys are sitting up here, and we have all the cameras set up, and we're like, okay, where is Kenzie? Like, Kenzie should have been here by now. So I look at her location, and it says like 10 minutes ago, and I'm like, 10 minutes ago, that means her phone is probably dead. So I call her, her phone doesn't come on, and I'm like,

Okay, her phone is definitely dead, which is not good because she took the Tesla. So I get on the Tesla app and I unlock the car and start it. And then I see the car go into reverse. I thought it was gone. I was like, wow!

Matt was like, I guess I'll start it because she might be stuck. And then it's like car driving. Matt's like, oh, I think she's been stuck for a minute. You should have called her. Yeah, I did. Her phone was dead. Yeah, and then her phone charged and she called her. She's like, do you want any food? Acting like it didn't just happen. Yeah, she's like, oh yeah, it didn't happen. She's like, hey, do you want any food? And I'm like...

Were you stuck? What's going on? She's like, how'd you know? She said, I thought it was gone. It was crazy. It just started going. I was like, oh, okay. That wasn't cool. That is crazy. Oh,

I don't know why it took so long for my phone to turn on on the charger either. It is a very unfortunate thing, though. It's like, if you have a Tesla, you start it with your phone, but if your phone's dead, now you're stranded, and you don't have a phone. Well, that's why you're supposed to, like, low-key always carry a key card. Yeah, but nobody does that. It's like carrying a regular key. What do you mean? What? You have a key card. Nobody does that. Everybody else carries keys for their car. Or you can carry an Apple Watch, and you can have it on there. That's like saying carry cash instead of a credit card. Nobody does that. No, but, like, cash...

I'm exposing him. Cash does not believe in wallets. Every single credit card, driver's license, everything is in the back of his phone case. Wow, thanks for putting that on blast. So if anyone ever sees my phone laying around, they have all my information. Yeah, so I'm trying to encourage him to not do that. But you will never have that problem because you have a key card in the back of your phone. You'll never have that problem because I carry a key card with me everywhere I go. Yeah, Matt and Kenzie do because they're horrible at leaving credit cards and IDs and passports and just everything. That's crazy coming from you.

Cash has never forgotten. What does that mean? You're literally the only person here that's ever missed a flight. No. That has nothing to do with it. That is not even true. You've missed a flight. I may have. I don't really know about that. The only time I missed a flight was when I was asleep at the terminal. Okay? I was there. That's all that matters. I was at the flight way early. Were you asleep too? No, I wasn't with him. No, but I got to the terminal like four hours early. I was like, okay, I'm going to take a nap. Then I woke up and the plane's gone. That is kind of crazy. That's not my fault. No, that's kind of crazy. How do you like...

Like, did you just expect yourself to wake up? I don't know. It was four hours, so I would think so. You should have set an alarm. Maybe that would be the smart thing to do. Well, I didn't. Well, that's stupid. What a stupid person would do. But Maverick, he's missed multiple flights just because he's like, oh, I only need to get there ten minutes before the plane leaves. Hey, I'm sitting on the flight one time, and I'm like,

The door's closed, and I'm like, well, that's not making it. I did not think that happened. Yes, remember? I took a picture of the seat next to me, and I drew a stick figure, and I said, look, you're here. And that's the one that you got rerouted in the air. No. Yes, that was that one. No, no, no, that's a different one, because this one was with Pape and Chase, and we took a stick figure picture, and we painted you onto the plane. Did you? Yeah. The other one that I got rerouted in the air, that one was great. That may be the one you fell asleep.

- What? - I think that was the one you fell asleep. - Oh. - I don't know, but the one I got rerouted in the air, I'm supposed to land in Dallas. I'm flying from LA to Dallas. - You really shouldn't sleep around planes. It's just not safe for you.

I'm asleep on the plane. And then we land and they're like, welcome to Houston. I'm like, okay, hold on. This is not what I got on. I was the real victim in that story though. What? Cash had been telling me for weeks, I'm coming to Dallas. I'm going to be there on this day. My flight lands at like 10 p.m. I'm going to drive straight to your house and come see you. We weren't dating yet. So he's going to sneak into my house and like, come see me. Sorry, mom and dad. So anyways, 10 p.m. rolls around. I'm like, hey, we're...

Where you at? Doesn't answer. It's like midnight. I'm like fighting sleep. I'm like, he stood me up.

And I'm like distraught because he hasn't texted me. And he's like, hey, I'm in Houston. I'm like, what? If I did that, my mom would shoot me. You flew a guy in and he just like. Oh yeah. I mean, don't do it. I shouldn't have. Well, I didn't sneak in. I was like, yeah, you didn't make it that night. So I wake up in Houston and I was like, Hey, excuse me. I'm supposed to be in Dallas. I'm not supposed to be here. What'd they say?

They were like, yeah. Wait, what did they say? They were like, there was a storm in Dallas. And I was like, oh, okay, well, when can we go to Dallas? And they're like, oh, we don't know. And it's like 1 a.m. at this point. They're like, everybody, we're just going to onboard the plane. Everybody's going to go in the terminal and just wait. And we're like, okay. So we all go in the terminal and we're just sitting there. And it's been like two and a half hours in the terminal. It's like 3.30 a.m. at this point. And fucking...

finally they come over the announcement. No one, the whole airport's like closed. Like no one's there. The lights were off. They turned the lights off in this one section for us. How old were you? Like 16? Mm-hmm. And

They finally come up and somebody gets a little intercom at the terminal and they're like hey, so uh we got some good news We're gonna get you guys to Dallas wait any fool alone Stop getting ideas See it. She's like you were 16, huh? Don't fly alone at 16 there was also a guy which does make a difference now. Yes, it does I'm more of a guy than a girl. No you're not and

They were like, we got good news. We're going to get you guys to Dallas. It's 3.30 a.m. We got two buses on the way.

Buses. Yeah. And they were like, we're going to bus y'all off to Dallas. Everyone was like, bleh. No, we're not getting on a bus. We wait for an airplane. And then they were like, well, in our agreement, when you buy your ticket, we can also put you on a bus. And we're like, what? Somehow you can buy an airplane ticket and they can bus you there. And that's the same. And I was like, well, what if I don't want to take the bus? Because it's 3.30 a.m.

And the bus ride's like six hours or whatever. And they were like, well, then you're just denying the transportation. You'll have to buy a new flight. Oh.

Yeah. And I was like, no way. But luckily, I had a friend that lived in Houston, so I went to go stay with him. And I got a new flight in the morning. Which you had to pay for. To go home? Which I had to pay for. Yeah. It's crazy. Spirit airline time, buddy. But you know what? That still didn't make me as mad as... I think it was American, not Spirit. No, that was Spirit. Was it? Yeah. But you know what didn't make me as mad as that? Oh, the other day. I'm sorry. The other day, I kid you not. Cash never gets mad at, like, anywhere we go. Like, bad things happen, and me and Cash are always like, eh, it's okay. Like, we just move on with life.

Like, I'm telling you, like, I never get mad at customer service people or anything like that. And actually, I normally laugh at the people that are up there yelling at them. And this time, I've always been like, how are you going to get caught in 4K on a TikTok video yelling at the American Airlines employees? I almost did. Because...

up to the counter. My flight leaves in an hour. An hour. And, fun fact, it got delayed. So it doesn't leave for like an hour and a half or two hours. And I'm like, okay, here for my flight. I'd like to check in. They said, oh, unfortunately you can't check in. I was like, why can I not check in? They said, because it's like 45 minutes till the flight leaves and you have to check in within an hour before. So, yeah, we resold your seat.

I was like, what? You sold my seat that I paid for? And they said, yeah. Harper's out. She's up. She's up. She's awake. She's good. She's here. Yeah, we resold the seat because you didn't check in within an hour. I said, but the plane's delayed. The plane doesn't leave for almost another hour and a half.

And I'm here on the line for security. And I'm still here an hour and a half or an hour early. Yeah, and I'm like, the line for security is not long, and my plane's back there. I'm here 55 minutes before my plane takes off. And they were like, yeah, unfortunately, I mean, we gave up your seat, so you can't come. And they wouldn't refund it. And I was like, well, since you sold my seat twice, can I get a refund? No. Yeah. That time, I was like, there's no way. I bought a seat. You sold it again and won't give me my money back. And I'm here in time for the plane. Frontier Airlines sucks business.

Okay. You weren't even there. No, but I experienced the suckiness. I'll be honest. I'm not even sure it was Frontier. It was Frontier. Because it got us again the next week, Maverick.

They got you again? It got us twice! How? In two weeks! How? How? Because Cash booked a Frontier flight and they sell his ticket because he showed up an hour before the flight and that's not enough time and Frontier Airlines- Twice this happened to Cash? Yes, this happened almost again, okay? Almost again? No, no, no. I'm very confused, Kate. Listen! What if Frontier Airlines gave you a million dollars right now to not talk bad about them? Then I would take that instantly. Frontier is the best airline in the entire world. And then they saw this.

No, listen. After Cash... So, they don't make their Frontier flight, so they have to rebook it. Yes, yes, we established that. How did it happen a second time? Well, so then, about a week and a half later, Cash and I are flying somewhere, and he books us on Frontier Airlines, and we're like, ugh. Yeah, I'm so sorry.

I was like, okay. Yeah, because I'm going to take the cheapest flight everywhere. I don't really care. Yeah, they did, you know, mess me up one time, but now I know the rules, so. No, you didn't, though. He won't give up a dime. Can you explain? Because this did not happen again. Anyway, so then we booked the flight, and I'm like, okay, well, we're not going to let that happen again, so I check into our flight the night before. Now, Cash and I have TSA pre-check, which is like the fancy pre-check thing. I don't even know. We don't, like, you get through security, like, way faster. I know what she's going to say now. So we get to.

we get to the airport and Cash's like mobile ticket has TSA pre-check on it but mine it like didn't activate so I'd have to go through normal security so we're like I know I entered both of our pre-check numbers but on the thing it did not give her a pre-check yeah and so we were like okay

okay we'll just go to the counter when we get to the airport and have them like print me out an actual boarding pass with my pre-check on it so I can just go through pre-check and not normal security and so we get there I feel like that would lucky take longer no because you just walk up to a little kiosk type in your name and they give you a boarding ticket okay

So, like, we get there, and then they're like, oh, too late to check in for your flight because it's the hour rule. So we're like... Oh, nice. Again. So then I'm like, okay, fine. We'll just wait in normal security. Now we're cutting it kind of close because the security line's kind of long. So Cash is like, I don't know if we're going to make it. Okay, I'm going to speed this up. So I go through the TSA one since I have that and she doesn't, and I take the bags to the TSA one, and she just went through normally. I get to the thing, and I'm like, hey, so they're boarding the plane now, and they're about to close it. I was like, you're going to have to cut everyone in the line. So I'm...

freaking out because I don't want to be that person. Listen, I don't want to make people mad. I don't want confrontation. So when I have to ask to cut the entire... What's up? Oh, I thought you were on your phone. No. Oh, never mind. When I have to ask to cut the entire security line to make my flight, I'm like shaking. I'm like, excuse me, I'm about to miss my flight. Can I go? That's how you scare them away? Yes. She's doing this as a walk-in. I'll let you through too. She's walking. It's good. It's bad. So everyone's like super friendly. Make me pay.

And I'm saying it. I'm telling everyone. I'm like, I'm missing my flight. Excuse me. And I kind of just start shoving past people because like, I got to do what I got to do. And this old man, it's an old man. I say, excuse me. I'm about to miss my flight. I got to get through. And like, everyone's like, okay, whatever. Like some people have annoyed looks. This man goes,

What'd you say? Stops me in my tracks. Does not let me keep walking. He said, what'd you say? I was like, my flight's boarding and I'm going to miss it. Turn your hearing aid up. And he's like, what? You said that? No. He's like, well, it sounds like there's some poor planning on your part. No way. I was like,

yes thank you i was like okay great so then cash is like blowing my phone up like you better run you better run so i finally get through security you better wait did you get actually stuck behind him he wouldn't let you pass no i shut past him i had to oh my gosh i can see you need some dude like i saw the ems pulling up afterwards like trying to take care of him but i get through security and cash like you gotta sprint because of course we're on the other end of the terminal so far so i'm running i

three books and my Bible in my backpack like I'm going through it like my backpack's heavy yeah and I'm like oh I don't feel good and

running is it the hershey's course no no i'm running there's like this crazy packed like gate like hundreds of people and i'm like i don't feel good like i stop and of course the closest trash can is the one where there's like hundreds of people right there and i'm like trash can trash can do you need a fart or do you need a she just sat on that trash can and just

No, I like gag into this trash can and make this horrendous noise. Are you so serious? I'm so serious. That was like sound me right after that. I'm like sobbing. I'm like in the airport. All these people just watched me freaking gag in a trash can. And then I keep running and I don't make eye contact with anybody because I cannot.

no I was like dry heaving in the trash can oh not dry heaving what the it was so because we hadn't eaten but I'm like so nauseous I literally and I'm waiting at the terminal everyone's voted the plane it's just me and like the check-in person and I'm like she'll be here any minute now and it's like five minutes into like close boarding and Kate comes I see her running and I'm like oh there she is and

I turned to the attendant to start talking to him again. And I turn around and Kate's gone. I was like, what? She ran past me all the way. So I run. I was like, I'll be right back. And I go, Kate! Kate! And she yells. Sarcastic spells on you. Oh my God. And I was like, I didn't even get to say anything. And she's just like, I hate you. You made me get happy too.

and i was like what what happened and she's like well it just really stressed me out having to cut everyone and dry heaving in front of everyone like that yeah why do you do that because you do that a lot because it's like

But in front of like everybody, that's so bad. It looks pretty dramatic. Like she always goes, but like that's like exactly how I did. Like nothing happens. Do you stick your tongue out when you throw up? Yeah, obviously. What do you do? Yeah, you go like,

Yeah, see? That was a good face. Or like... I don't know, I'm like... No, you smile. Kate goes, I go... No, do it like how you actually do. Like a mansion you're about to throw up. What? No, no. Kate can't do anything very good. No, just gag yourself like this. Watch.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Anyways. It's like that kind of right? Yeah. I do the same thing. Kind of shoulders come up. It's like, no, I'm more turtle.

yeah i'm obviously i go wow that's anyways moral of the story frontier airlines is the reason i had freaking mental issues that day dude and then she slammed me right after i just threw up in a truck i was like is that going on y'all's cruise yes i had some issues too but ours is like four thirty in the morning we did have issues

Yeah, when we got there, we had to do, because we were going out of the country, we didn't realize we had to fill out this form. Oh, yeah, we almost missed our flight. No, no, no, we didn't miss our flight. We almost missed being able to put our bags on the flight. Oh, yeah, we almost missed checking our bags. Which would have not been good. We had to fill out some e-immigration form thing. Uh-huh.

Bruh, that thing took us so long to fill out because it was like all in Spanish We literally had like 30 seconds to spare we put our bags on the thing. He's like lost bags. We're like okay Oh, here's a story I never told you guys about the Hershey squirts. No It's not that bad. It sounds pretty bad. You started it with that. If you ever want to fringes then you can just do this. Burn them off? No just oh, yeah, I guess that's called fringing but

You can just do this if you want. I got you. Okay. Cash, what are you doing? Why do you have a lighter? No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Cash, cash, cash, cash. Those aren't your pants. Oh. You have to cut it, Cash, so it's small, and then you burn it. You can't. That's going to catch on fire. Cash, her mom doesn't want you doing that. No, she does. It doesn't really work.

Okay, but I got a story about the airport okay, well mine's about the airport okay? Is it about the Hershey's Quartz in the airport mine's about a robot at the airport. Oh, yeah, we'll vote mine's about Okay, so really quick okay fine Throwing up food, and I can do that, but like I can't yeah, we all can no you can

on command no no like i won't no no if i have a theater i can swallow it and then i can like hold it in my in my throat and then i can like and then put it back up and then what are you talking about that's really good let me show you that's really cool all the acid coming back up i really want to show y'all no it's like okay a skittle right now yeah no no no stop okay there's right there what do you know you have to chew up a skittle no don't swallow the skittle hole

Why are we doing like actual gross things? She wanted to do it. This is safe, right? This is okay? No! Those are like, those are gummy. You could get stuck in her throat. I do this all the time, ready? So, hi. I'm not gonna smack him. I'm very interested. No. Is that why you smack all the time? I've seen comments, you know? ASMR.

I feel like we're watching a magic trick, man. It's pretty cool. You know when David Blaine swallows the goldfish and it comes back up? Wait, stop eating, honey. That's loud. I'm sorry. Right, guys? I'm ready. Okay. You're smacking cash. Okay, it's gone. It's gone. Oh, it's like stuck in your throat? I can still talk, though. There's no way it comes back. That's crazy! Wait, y'all, I thought

- I saw that come out of her throat, into her tongue, and that was disgusting. - I honestly don't even know what it's... - Oh my gosh! - It's like a mama bird eating her tongue. - It just swims right up. - I think I can do it. - I know, I know what you're talking about. - Try it. - I think I could. - Oh my goodness. - There's no way you can do it. - You could literally like mama bird feed cats. - Whoa. - You could eat food over there. - Watch out guys, Kate. - You spit it on him. - Kate's about to throw up actually. - I actually have to, 'cause I can't eat this, remember?

okay gonna actually eat it we're ready and she ate it let's see your mouth she just ate it okay okay it's gone did it come back oh wow wait how are y'all doing it yeah i see it okay oh your tummy's just uh okay wait i didn't know

here we go how did you figure this out were you like man i wish i could eat that again in third in third grade i had a really bad problem with like swallowing my food oh and it's carried over to 10 years later yes and like i i remember i swore i was i was about to start reading and um miss dawson's class and then i had to swallow my goldfish but i couldn't swallow it and it was stuck in my throat so i just stood there and i forgot to swallow

Okay, this is actually gross. I don't know why I did that. Let's see it. Okay. Ew. Why do I feel like I can smell his breath from here? He just swallowed it. Why is he concentrating so hard? Bro looks like he got the Hershey's parts. I think he needs a new one. Oh, it's gone. It's not going back, is it? Yeah, it's not going back.

There's no way. I swear. You've got giraffe neck out there. Ain't gonna happen, bud. Yeah, yeah, that went up. So crazy. Now I'm out of my nose. Actually, can you do that?

We'll see. It's going to get clogged. Your nose is going to be stuffed. Guys, we should suck water up our nose and then try to spit it out of our mouths. All right, here we go. We see it. We know it. We believe it's there. Okay. Sleeves are good. Now it's going to go through my nose. I can't. This is disgusting. His face is crazy. His bull face. Joey!

I need a focus! Okay, here we go! He's like hunched over too! He's like doing it like this! Shut up! You are! You do look like the pig from like The Lion King doing it! Alright, ready? Suck it up your nose then get out of your mouth. That's what I'm trying here. He is the warthog! Dude, his posture is insane trying to do this!

It's just so disturbing. Those people who sleep with their eyes open. That's gross. That's gross. It's done. You're done. You're done. You're not almost there. We're taking his mic away so y'all don't have to hear that. He's aware that he gets it out of his mouth. Look how ready he's turning. He looks like he's trying to go to the bathroom. It's not going to happen. He looks like possessed.

This has been going on for a minute. Y'all won't believe me but it went through. I'm gonna throw up. Get a tissue at least.

No, that rejected my mouth. I'm gonna learn that trick and soon, Sika and I will be here. Wait, can we do the most of it in the... How did you even try? You gotta go... Okay, moving on. Let's do how many Swedish words you can fit in your mouth. This is my last attempt.

No, wait, there's no more time. There's no more time. Okay, well, while Cash tries. Maybe if you lay upside down. He saw it breathing for a minute. What is happening? Breathe in it really hard. This is so... He's about to throw up. He might throw up.

Okay, we can move on Why do you do gross? Okay

So, I don't even remember. Oh, yeah, my story. It's really short. You said that 30 minutes ago. I had to use the bathroom very bad in the airport. And I went to like two or three bathrooms. Closed, closed, closed. And now it's bad. And then I find a bathroom. I'm not even capping. No, there's one stall. And it's locked from the inside. You have to have like a little like key card or something to get into a stall.

Like, I'm in the bathroom, but to get into the stall, you have to have a key card. And at the bottom of the stall, it's like this big of a gap. No. Yes. It was like this big of a gap. And it was coming out of my butt. And I was like, I gotta do it. And I get on the floor like this. And I was like, Okay, okay. This did not happen. Yes, it did. No, it did not. No, I promise you. You've never

I don't know why I forgot. It was sometime I was traveling by myself too. And I mean, that's the end of the story. I used the bathroom and that was it. Wait, what happened? Did you listen? I did, but I didn't look at you. But yeah, I mean, I told you it was a quick story. Well, our story's pretty quick. We're running late. Well, we're actually not running late. We're in the, like, we have a layover in Florida. We're like in Miami and we're like, okay.

Guess we'll go get some food and stuff. And we keep seeing these people go by on these wheelchairs. We're like, where are these? What is going on? And these wheelchairs make noises. They're like, you know when an elevator hits a floor and it's like, ding? That's what these wheelchairs are doing. It's like calming music. It's like a calm ding. And they keep making it. And it sounds like a little alarm going off. And these wheelchairs keep passing us. And they just go, ding. It's like elevator music. Yeah. And then all of a sudden,

We see these wheelchairs while we're eating. We see them coming back by us. But this time, there's nobody in them. They're just driving going, ding.

All the way back to TSA. It's a Tesla wheelchair? It's a Tesla wheelchair. It's an autopilot wheelchair. Is it actually? Yeah, and they just get in it. It's not actually Tesla. No, think of it. You're an old person. You can't read. You can't even find your terminal. They put you in the chair. They go, terminal E, gate E15. And it just takes you all the way to your gate. You get out, and then the chair just leaves you and goes away. That is crazy. And I jumped in front of them, and the chair would be like...

and then it'd start trying to navigate around and like beep at you and then it'd start trying to go around i was like that is crazy autopilot wheelchairs wait we also saw the food thing oh it was like a like a i don't know what you call that it's like a food robot that just drives around with food on it and you can take the food off and pay for it you like what a la carte that is not what a la carte means is that what you're thinking of

All a cart. That's what it is. No. Yes, it's when they go around with the carts and you order food. Nope. All a cart's like on a menu, hun. No. All a cart. All on the cart. Maybe that's what it's meant to be. Me? What are you doing touching your nose? My nose. It has skin coming off of it. But we saw that on the way back from our honeymoon. Our honeymoon, by the way. You guys may not know this. Kate's been dying for me to tell her.

We, when you got honeymoon drama. Oh, honeymoon drama. Yeah. This guy, his name was Enrique or something. I don't know what his name was. He, I can't even remember his, what was his name? E.T. He told us to call him E.T. He was cool. Okay. And he trained us how to scuba dive. Right. Oh, he was E.T. Oh yeah. Tell me what happened about the scuba diving. So he trains us to scuba dive and we're like, okay, this is fine. And I had been before once before, but it's years ago. And so we,

he like makes you take your goggles off underwater and put them back on and like teaches you how to get the water out and we'd go through the whole little class and the next day we showed up to the beach. Wait, you forgot a main part. What? There's these little buttons on your vest that like inflate and deflate so you like sink and rise in the water and he specifically said do not touch these buttons. Oh yeah. Whatever you do, never touch them. Do not touch these two buttons.

which are right on my chest. I'm like, okay. So the next day, we go and we see this other guy who's actually going to take us scuba diving. And this guy was not very nice. I showed up. I don't know. I was just at an all-inclusive resort. I kind of thought my bag would be ready for me on the boat. He's like, okay, here's your bag. Walk. We had to walk all the way down this beach carrying all of our gear and get on the boat. That's just you being bougie, my friend. Maybe a little bit of me being bougie. Yeah, that was a crazy statement. That was so privileged. I was expecting to have...

to have a backhandle it. I paid a lot of money. All these people in these countries that are serving me, waiting in the sun, serving me hand and foot. That I paid for? And my bag wasn't on the boat.

No, that is not what I said. Ridiculous. It's like a 100-pound thing. I think it's a good part. Anyways, we get on the boat, and this guy, you know, he's all right, but he is not very helpful. And we're like, okay. And he's like, okay, we're here. We jump now. And we're like, okay. We jump now. And where he had his jump, I kid you not, there's no seaweed in the whole ocean. He parks the boat in the only spot of sea. That is true.

It's like this thick of seaweed where he parks the boat. I don't know if I could. He's like, okay, now jump. And I'm like, into the red lava looking stuff? He's like, no. And so the girls jump first and then I jump. Wait, you're missing another part. What? So I thought that there were going to be like 20, 30 people on this boat that are going on this little excursion. But it is literally me, Maverick, and another girl who doesn't speak English. On a big boat. The instructor. It's supposed to have more people, but no one else booked. Huge, huge boat.

just four of us. One of them's an instructor. Okay. Anyways, continue. So us four jump into the water. We swim to the front of the boat and he's like, okay, now we're going to go down. And actually, no, he doesn't say we're going to go down. Okay. He doesn't say that at all. He just goes...

and pulls this string on the back of my vest. I'm like sitting there and he pulls it and a bunch of bubbles start coming out and I'm like, uh-oh. And I start sinking and I look at Kenzie and he pulls her thing and her bubbles start coming out of her and she's like, uh-oh. We both start sinking really fast which is not what you're supposed to do in scuba diving. No. Because you'll like bust a lung or an eardrum because of the air pressure, water pressure. So you have to like slowly go down deep and we're just sinking and I'm like,

I don't know much about scuba diving. Dude, I would have just been singing. But. I'm Drew Rose. Take it.

- Dude, I literally thought we were about to meet God for a second. I was like, my lung is gonna explode. It's just gonna . And so we're sinking down and I'm like, this isn't good. - That's what happens if you vape too much. Like the vape, just a girl had too much vape. - That's what I heard, her lung just . - Yeah, it's terrible. - Yeah, don't vape kids, don't vape. - Don't vape or your lungs explode. - So we're sinking at the bottom of the ocean and the instructor, at this point we're like three feet underwater. We're just sinking and I'm like, uh oh. And I look at the instructor and he's not coming with us.

And I'm like, well, well, well. Did you not see that girl freaking out? Yeah, because right as he pulls us to sink us, the other chick that's with us starts freaking out. I'd be freaking out if they attached some weights to my... She's like, you just suck both of them. Imagine...

Don't touch me! Don't touch me! Imagine you don't speak English. They strap weights to you in a vest that has air in it. And they pop your vest. And you start sinking. And you don't speak the language. No, you watch the other two people sink. That's what I'm saying. She was freaking out. So then we're like, okay, I guess they're not coming with us. So me and Kinsey are sinking to the bottom. And at this point, we're 45 feet under the water. And Kinsey was told not to look up. So she's not looking up at all. She's looking down.

We're standing on the ocean floor at this point. In the sand. Yes, we're touching the ground. In between these two reefs that are huge. We're standing on the sand. And I kid you not, we're standing there. And I'm kind of looking around. And she's...

Looking down. That she was told not to look up. Now that I think of it, we were probably looking down. See how Sammy E. Fuller is standing on the ocean floor? Yes, alone. No one, no stupid actor can see the boat. And we're way out in the middle of the ocean. I'm like, oh yeah, this is how we die. Now I'm telling you, that is a country roads moment. We probably looked like...

Like little objects in a fish tank. So I'm like, okay, well, I don't know what to do. So I look at her vest and my vest and I go, well, they told us not to press that button. But I'm going to press it. So I press it. So I start flipping out. She's like, don't touch my butt! Don't touch my butt! I'm like, come here! You mean she's like this? Yeah. I know the fear you felt because I felt that many times before. So I grab her butt and I'm like, shh.

And her vest starts to inflate. And I'm like, that was good. Maybe I'll do mine now because her purse looks okay. Yeah, you do mine first. So I press my button and we start floating back up. And then we get to the top and we pop our heads out the water. And he's like almost swam back over to us after taking the girl to the boat. He's like, she decided she didn't want to come. I'm like, what? What?

And he's like we go down now and I'm like But seriously we almost died that's crazy that is like lost at sea under the sea If it comes to your nose, I give you five bucks you get what I give you five bucks. Oh

That's not even enough for a Starbucks drink. Well, I did feel bad, though, for the people that took care of us that week. I'm not going to lie. This one dude, we, the hotel, like, knew who we were, so they gave us, like, a cabana. Matt, hold on. It came out of her nose! It just came out of her nose. She did it. She shoved it up her nose, though. Oh, yeah, she did, yeah. Because I'm not stupid, Harper. That's what I was doing. I believed you. Dang it. Gollible women.

- That's what I was doing, touching my nose. You're like, I did not want her to think that I was like, taking my nose. 'Cause I was like, 'cause I kept seeing her side. - I was trying to shove something up her nose without thinking she's peeing her nose. She's like, anyways. But yeah, we were, when we were also, when we were there, they gave us like a cabana for like, which is just like a tent, like lounge thing. And they're like, hey, you guys can have this from like 10:00 AM or 9:00 AM. I think it was 9:00 AM to like 5:00 PM. Like, okay.

We didn't know we had to get there at 9 a.m. The servers were so sweet. So we wait until 1 o'clock to go to our little tent thing. And there's a guy. Yeah, but it's not like an umbrella. It's like a bed. It's like two floors. Yeah. It's made out of wood. Like a little treehouse hut thing. And we're like, okay. Harper, stop picking your stuff. So we get there. And it's 1 o'clock. So we were supposed to get there like five hours ago or something. And this guy is standing there sweating just in the sun. And he's just like.

You're late. He said, where have you been, my friends? I've been here since 9 a.m. Where have you been? Oh, my gosh. We're talking to him. We're going to start at 1.30 or 2.40. Oh, my gosh. He was literally just sitting there in the sun. Like, not sitting there. Not allowed to sit. He was just standing there waiting for us for hours. Standing? Yes. In the sun. That is so sad. For like four hours. Yes. With like his little thing holding the drinks and the thing. And we show up and he's just standing there. And I'm like...

Oh, I feel real bad right now. I've been expecting you. And then it gets worse. Oh, my gosh. So we sit there, and we go up to this little top deck thing that we have, and we're just hanging out. And about 2 o'clock comes around, he comes over. This is not fair. He's like, what would you like for lunch? And we're like, oh, okay. So we order food. He brings the food. And we're sitting there, and he goes, would you like to eat up there or down here? And Kinsey looks at this man who just offered us dinner.

Offer to let us eat upstairs or downstairs of our little cabana thing. And she says, I'd like to eat in the shade. He goes, okay. No, stop. Wait. And he sets the food down. Picks up. We have our whole table set up with like our table stuff on it and everything. He takes it off. Lifts up the table. Carries it over to the shade. Puts it down. Puts our chairs there and everything. And Kinsey comes down. She's like, thank you.

I thought he said, do you want to sit upstairs or downstairs in the shade? I said, oh, the shade is good. And he proceeds to look around cautiously like, oh, no. And he sets the tray down. OK, and this table is not just sitting on top of the sand. It's buried in the sand so nobody can take it. And so he's pulling it out.

it out of the sand and like he's already been sitting in the hot sun for three hours and he pulls it and he sets it in the shade and he puts our food all he's like here you go did y'all give him a good tip yeah but it's still not worthy I mean the mess is not going to be all

There's no amount of money. Yeah. And what's even worse is the whole time we're sitting there just reading books and sipping on our drinks and things. He's just standing about 20 feet behind us. He just stands there waiting on us to order anything. He just stands there looking at us. Why? It felt kind of awkward. Yeah. Until we're like...

okay we did not snap we did not snap at him no no but we could have and he would have probably listened no that's so wrong to even like have someone standing there just waiting it was so like boozy but i was like i mean we weren't paying for they gave it to us for free but i was like this is crazy they the hotel just gave it to us yeah they

Yeah. And we had a butler. We had like our own personal butler for the week. Oh my gosh. I was looking through your Snap stories and everything in Mavericks and it looked very fun. It was very fun. It was fun. You had a butler? Yeah. Yeah. His name was Alfredo. Hey, Alfredo. He goes, I am your personal private butler for the whole week. He's texting me like every morning like, is there anything I can do for you? He says, what would you like? We had a butler on our honeymoon. Oh, we just didn't use him? Yeah. It's like, what do you use a butler for on your honeymoon? Yeah, I didn't know what to do. It's like, I...

I'll take a pina colada. I did like him because he got things done. Okay. That man got stuff done. I call room service. I'm like, can I get a pina colada? They're like, no. I text him. I'm like, I kind of want some pina coladas. He's like, I'll make sure you get some. And then he has room service. Bring me a pina colada. Was it all free? Yeah.

All the people, oh my gosh. All time inclusive. When you go to an all-inclusive resort, you don't usually pick up food and drinks. I've probably had like 50 virgin pina coladas all week. I'm not going to lie. That's me. Wow, Matt, you got diabetes on your honeymoon. Correct. I did not. Guys, what time do people wake up at? Like 6 a.m. or like 10? We get out at like...

never 10 10 like he was on his honeymoon we got out of bed at like 11 10 11 that's crazy we got 10 that's why when y'all said y'all got out of the boat at 8 I was like oh we left the room at 10 the only morning we got out of bed before 10 was the morning we went and saw the sunrise and it was like 6 30 yeah but

That's crazy. We went to bed early, too. I'm not going to lie. So your honeymoon on a scale from 1 to 10, how good was it? 11. Zero. We almost died. No, it was great. Worst honeymoon ever. She's adding a point for almost dying. She's like 11. Yeah, she's like, oh, we almost died. It's a fun experience. No, that honeymoon might have been the worst experience I think we could have ever had. No. Had we died. Had we died. If we died, sure, but we didn't. Yeah, we got lucky.

We barely survived. That's not, did you book the scuba diving through the resort or did you find your, Oh yeah. So did you like maybe bring that up to the resort and say, Hey, like this guy doesn't seem safe. No, we didn't tell him. Oh yeah. This guy, he just sent us. Great resort by the way. Truly though. It was fine. I would go back and do it with the exact same guy again. Yeah.

That's how I feel. No, we'll not do that. I would go back to the same room. That place was fire. Be quiet! About the guy? It was a good honeymoon. Oh, yeah, great honeymoon, just not the part where we almost died. We also... Can you shoot him? We saw monkeys. I know, I see monkeys in Costa Rica all the time. Tell us about the monkeys. What am I saying that's wrong? Can someone correct me? I see monkeys in Costa Rica all the time. He's going to fart in your face.

So... I said that part was great. No, that part was great. Just not the part where we almost died. I will stand by that. The whole thing was great. Oh, food, phenomenal. The food was phenomenal. The honeymoon suite, phenomenal. The scuba diving part, terrible. Nearly killed me. We had our own hot tub right on the out... Like, it was our own personal hot tub with, like, this private patio area. Wait, y'all had the hot tub?

Oh. In the heat? Y'all are trying to get it back. What? It wasn't that hot. At nighttime, it really wasn't that hot. It felt like it was like 70 degrees out. That's kind of crazy. The scuba diving thing wasn't the hotels. It's just the hotels. They're like in front of the hotel. Yeah.

yeah but the hotel doesn't own the scuba that's kind of crazy mav and kinsey were getting in the hot tub and the whole team on our cruise the whole time on our cruise every time we walked past the hot tub and saw people in it we were like what are those freaks doing there is i'm not even kidding i saw a dog we had our own private hot tub with fresh water by the way it was empty when we got there yeah i saw adults on our cruise and like 90 something degree weather in a hot tub that is in the sun it was disgusting like i don't know why like how are you and then

This is the craziest thing. It's like 90 degrees in the sun and it's like all a hot tub full of hot people and they're like all sweaty and like they're sweating profusely into the water. No, they were not. They were sweaty people. And then on top of that, this lady's just drinking her hot Starbucks latte in the hot tub. Oh no, she's got a problem. That's a problem. It was gross.

We got in the hot tub at nighttime underneath the roof and it was like 70 degrees, I feel like. Yeah, it was still warm out, but it wasn't like warm. Yeah, it wasn't hot. But also while we were there, this part was crazy. I've always wanted to do this. I never got this experience in my life and it was so fun. We got to like, not just hold monkeys.

but be attacked by monkeys. It was crazy. You could almost die by a little monkey, people. If they decided to kill us, we could have died. I don't care what people say. Monkeys are practically humans. Those things walk around like people. Look at this. They're little figure monkeys. I've seen them do sign language. They're cute monkeys, too. They were so cute. Little babies on their backs. They're called squirrel monkeys. Oh, my gosh. If you have a squirrel monkey and you're coming to the live show, we can be friends. One of them

I know. Wait, show her the little baby. There was a seven-day-old baby that was, like, attached to its mom's back. Shut up. Yes, it was so cute. I'm gonna cry. I want one so bad. Oh, my God. Wait, did any of them, like, poop on y'all? That's the seven-day-old baby. Oh, we should get a monkey for the episode. For an episode. Please! We should. Please. He'll climb on the tree and everything. He'll climb...

I want to see the baby get into that. I'm going to hire a guy with a monkey to come on. To come be on for an episode? Have you heard about that story that the girl's face got ripped off by her chimpanzee? Yeah, those are chimps. Yeah, chimps. Chimpan. Why do you have a chimp? And what was his name again? It was like Wilbert. I don't know. Okay, but also like people put a lot of trust in animals. Like, hmm?

Like, sometimes people do trust animals a little too much, because, like, at the end of the day, they are also animals. You want to know what's funny? Like, how are you going to be all shocked when a chimpanzee rips a person's face off? Yeah, I've always said that. If you bull ride and you get helped by the bull, I don't feel sorry for you. You rode a bull. I feel sorry for you, but also, like, what did you expect? It's like when they pray before the NASCAR thing. They're like, keep these drivers safe as we built these cars that are supposed to drive at 500 miles an hour, three inches from each other. It's like...

We pray for your protection, Lord. It's a little contradicting. You know what's funny about the chimpanzee story? The girl, so her friend came over to babysit the chimpanzee and the friend got her face ripped off. The friend did? Yeah. Okay, now if my friend has a chimpanzee in his house, I'm not babysitting it. Just wait. Then a year later, the girl that had the chimpanzee that ripped her friend's face off got another chimpanzee. Oh my gosh.

No way. Her friend's still alive, thankfully. She probably still goes over there. I bet they are. I would forgive my friend. Forgive and forget. Yeah, right? You'd forgive your friend if her pet ripped your face off? I can't forget anything. Maybe not forget. Every time you look in the mirror, you're going to be like, oh. She can't look. She's like blind now. It's terrible. Oh, my gosh. Well, I'm glad you guys had fun on your honeymoon. We had a great time. Yeah. Meanwhile. Marriage is scary. If I had to be honest, our honeymoon. Oh, no. What's he going to say? It was a.

Oh, also, we got these shirts. You just cut me off. I know, because you were taking a while. Go ahead, spit it out. I was going to say, our honeymoon was great, fantastic, phenomenal. Okay, anyway. Did you have fun on your honeymoon? I had some fun. Okay, we had these sweatshirts. I bet he had fun on his honeymoon.

Are y'all done? Yeah, I saw monkeys. I know that you think... And I went scuba diving. Oh my goodness. You really? Yep. So your honeymoon was a lot of fun? Dude, have you ever held a monkey? You wouldn't know the kind of fun. I want to hold a monkey in Costa Rica. Me too. I tried to, but Kaj yelled at me. Okay, go ahead, Kinsey. Thank you. Geez, after I've been blabbering on about nothing. Wait, were you talking? Blabbering? Yeah, I was talking. Can you guys stop talking? Remember like yesterday? Do you guys not remember yesterday when I literally was like... Hey, Kinsey, go ahead.

Were you in the room? Go ahead, Kate. Were you in the room when we talked? This is like between me and Kinsey now. Were you in the room when we talked about that yesterday? No, she wasn't in the room. Oh. Oh, when you're trying to say something and they just keep on. Yes, and they were like, I was like, hey, like one thing I would appreciate is like a lot of times I say stuff and like y'all talk over me and completely ignore me or like I try to say something and like you ignore me and ignore me and ignore me and like maybe just sometimes like taking what I say into like a little bit of consideration. Was your honeymoon fun? Yeah. Overall, good time. Okay.

Okay, I'll talk to Kate. Just go ahead and turn their mics off. Okay, I know you think this is cringy, but you need to get those Mr. and Miss sweatshirts. I promise you. Because we went to the airport, and we cut through the line like four or five times. Dude, if I were... Dan, KC, you could have... You would have even had to ask to cut the line. Workers just kept coming up to us, and you know those little things that like pull off of the pole? They're like...

Not only just that. Okay. I'm talking, you get up to the security thing. Through customs. And you know how you have to go through the thing and it's like, and it spins around you? But they have the other little thing that's just the metal detector. You don't have to take everything off. They're like, y'all come through here. See?

So if you want to take over an airplane, wear Mr. and Mrs. shirts. Yeah. No, but no, even when we were going to the Dominican, a completely different country, whenever you go into a new country, they're supposed to recheck your bags, even though they check them in the other country to make sure that you're not bringing anything crazy in. They were just like, oh, you can just skip this line. And we were like, wow. We skipped customs. Yes, it's insane. All right. Well, thank you guys so much for watching this episode.

Thank you. Harper, are you not having fun? No, I wish I was in Costa Rica. Okay, in Costa Rica. We'll see you guys next time. Bye. Bye.