Who Knows Me Best *GONE WRONG!*
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So we're gonna play who knows me best the loser of the game the winner gets to post something on your Instagram story What is my favorite social media tick-tock or Instagram? It's Instagram. No way. That was your chance. Harper don't do it. Do it I'm so scared. Oh my gosh. She's actually gonna cry. I just asked chat GPT who is cash Baker and

Guess what it said. Oh, who am I? It says... Attractive, strong... As of my last update, in January 2022, Cash Baker was a popular social media influencer, best known for his presence on TikTok. He, alongside his brother, Maverick Baker, gained significant attention on the platform for their lip-sync videos, comedy skits, and music content. The Baker brothers are also known for their singing and have released several songs together. Cash Baker's fame on TikTok led him to garner a substantial following on other social media platforms as well. It's worth noting that the landscape of social media influencers is always evolving, so more recent developments related to Cash Baker not

might not be captured in my current knowledge. Thank you, ChatGPT, for calling me a has-been. Wait, wait, can you ask ChatGPT who I am? It's not going to have you. Yes, it will. I'm sorry, you said you ain't popular as me. Yeah, it's not. Let's see. Feels good to be the most popular. Harper, you're too new to the world. I know, ChatGPT might not have updated. Who is Harper? I know how to spell your name. He just spelled it for you. Just in case you forgot it. Let's see.

I don't have any specific information about an individual named Harper Zilmer. Chad GPT does not know who you are. Is it possible they could be a private individual or not widely recognized in the public? It is possible. I am widely recognized. Oh, yeah. Harper, you are just not as widely recognized as me. Should we try Kate? Let's see what it says about Kate. Kate Baker. Is it Kate Marie or Kate Baker? Why should I have Kate and not have Harper? Who is Kate? Probably Marie. Probably Marie. Who is Kate Marie? Kate Marie. Okay.

It's not gonna... No, there's an actual famous Kate Murray. She's not widely recognized in the public. All right, all right, all right. It obviously knows no one but me. It's okay, guys. It's okay. It's okay. Anyways, I want to start this episode off to a strong question. What's the strong question? Harper. Yes? Why did you ignore us at Six Flags? Yeah. Oh.

That's so shady. I called her like four times. I called her like twice and texted her twice. I didn't even bother to call her because I knew she wouldn't answer. Listen, listen. So at Six Flags, my mom can confirm, I don't check my phone. Not even once? No. Not even once. Listen, at Six Flags, I'm on my phone the whole time in line. Do you think? Yeah. Literally, what else do you do in line? Talking to my friends. Don't you have an Apple Watch normally? No. I never have an Apple Watch. Plus, it doesn't even have Wi-Fi, does it?

Wait, so, so, so did you, you didn't, were you doing the haunted houses? Yes. Oh, really? This is cap. No, we went to Six Flags. And we rode one ride. Harper went to Six Flags and we were like, we'll go to Six Flags too. And she did not acknowledge us. Hang out with us. She was there. We called up, she'd be like, hey,

Oh, sorry. Did you get noticed a lot there? Yes. Like, I got swarmed. Oh, it was so funny. Listen, this is... No, I'm telling the story, bro. I'm telling the story. I literally said it first. I literally said it first. If they run the episode back, I said it first. No, no, no. I was going to say it, and then Kate started speaking, and I let her say it. Dude, you know I was going to say it first. Rock, paper, scissors. This is absolutely ludicrous. This is ridiculous. Rock, paper, scissors. You want best out of one or best out of three? I shouldn't even have to play this game right now. I shouldn't have to play this game, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. This is ridiculous. One or three.

- One. - Three. - Three. - Okay, ready?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Dang it. Let's go. I need two more, baby. Just one more. I need one more. I can't do math. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yes. No. Yes. One more. One more. I'm the king of rock, paper, scissors. Ready? Are you ready? You shouldn't say that before you win. Rock, paper. Wait. No, no. I was ready. Oh, my gosh. Stop trying to rush me. Okay. I'm not ready for that. Are you ready? Let me think about it.

Yes. Now I'm just going to tell a story. No, no, no. Okay, ready? Rock. Oh, no. Oh my gosh. Can I say it? Are you going to throw rock? Can I say it? Rock. Is that what you're throwing? Yes. Wait, ready? I'm throwing rock. You're throwing rock? I'm throwing rock. You're throwing rock. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. No. You went through rock. That would have been funny. I would have won. All right, ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. No! I'm going to tell you the story. Okay.

So we were at Six Flags. And what happened was... No, no, no. Please stop. I literally won.

I literally won. He literally won. He literally won. Listen, we were at, Harper said she's going to Six Flags. So me, Mav, Kate, and Harley were like, we're going to go to Six Flags too, just to go. And then we went, and then we were like, I wonder if Harper actually came. So we call her, text her, and then we're like, oh, she's definitely here because she's not answering. And then she ignores the entire night until we all got home. Hey, catch your breath, buddy. I'm sorry. I'm scared you're going to say it if I stop. Okay, say the next part. Okay, so here's the actual story I want to say. Just breathe.

It's okay. Okay. And your nose out your mouth. I know that felt so good. It did. So we are there all standing in line. You wouldn't know because you weren't there. Me? Yeah. We actually had a replacement, Harley. Okay. Everyone in line was like, oh my gosh. It was much more fun because she could get on all the rides. Yeah. I could get

I actually looked at one of the measuring sticks. I said, y'all think Harper can ride this ride? Bro. But we didn't know. What ride was it on, huh? The Superman, the one that goes, drink that ride. Well, maybe I can't get on that one, but I can get on every other one, so. It's just a matter of time. We were all taking pictures and everything, and everyone was taking pictures, and they would all look at Harley and go...

Oh. Every single time. And they'd be like, and then people would walk up to you and be like, Harper, can I have a picture? That's humbling. And Harley tried to correct them and be like, no, no, no, I'm Harley. And then there's this one, though, that we were like, no, no, no.

Yes, this is Harper. No, she was like, what's your name? My daughter keeps telling me about you. What's your name? And she goes, Harley. Harley says her name's Harley. And the mom was like, no. And then I was like, Harper. And she goes, that's it. That's it. She just told you. There was a swarm of kids coming my way and I acted like I had Riz. So I did this and they all ran my way. You did this? Yeah, I did this and they all ran my way. Did you talk to them?

- That's a pretty main character. - Yeah, I was like. - So did you just do the haunted houses or did you actually write? - No, I wrote all the rides. - That's kind of a weird thing to do though, Key. - I don't like Six Flags. - What? You're, what? - I'm getting nervous thinking about it. - Can we play just five seconds of the video?

Uh oh. Was I on a ride?

Yeah, it was pretty bad. That was the video. Oh my gosh. It was bad. We'll show you the video after. Do you know the Superman one that drops like this? Should I show her right now? Yeah, show me. Yeah. Kate was on it gagging and crying her eyes out. Like actually crying her eyes out. It was bad. It was really bad. It was really, really bad. It was like a meltdown. And fans were trying to take pictures of us. Oh my gosh, that's loud. Turn it down, turn it down. Yeah.

They're like, can we take a picture? Oh my God. That was, Kate's losing it and fans are just taking pictures of her while she's crying. I was sobbing and one girl was like, can we take a picture? And I like had my head down and she took a selfie. It was really embarrassing. I got her sobbing. Yeah. Kate. I know. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was no good for nobody. That's not good, Kate.

She kept trying to get up and I was like, no, no, no, no. He just kept pushing me back down. Kate was like, I'm not going, Mal. I was like, no, you are. You are going. Oh my God. It was like a five minute video of me doing that. Yeah. It was really loud. That's enough of the video. Enough. I was trying to back away, but he kept showing me, so I was like. Did you ride rides or did you go to the haunted house? I rode rides. I didn't go to any haunted house. She rode both. Oh. Yeah. I lied to you.

My hands are sweaty thinking about it. Yeah. I read all the, I love Six Flags. I liked Six Flags like a year ago. Someone just texted me about a dance competition. Oh my gosh. Say no, Mav. I don't know if I can. No, Mav, say no. I'm going to say no. You denied addiction. It's Friday. I could do Friday. No, you can't. You can't do Friday. Why not? Quick question. All right, what's your question? What are the clipboards under there for? Oh, okay.

I was just wondering that. I, you know. If you didn't watch the last episode, you wouldn't know why this is funny. If you didn't watch the last episode, you do not know why this is funny. So, Abbey's episode to us. Go watch the last one. Or just go right now and stop watching this. No, don't. The clipboards. Here we go. Sorry, I'm touching my mic. I had to adjust it. I have clipboards. Okay, so, yeah, you have the clipboards. Nope, those aren't even clipboards. Those are whiteboards. And I have one for you. Oh, give me my marker, please. And I have...

One for you. Can I have a microphone? Not for you. No, not for you. For you. Oh, you're right. Because I'm the one. You're asking questions. Because I'm the main character. Something like that. Harper is going to be asking us questions now. It's not because you're the main character. We just weren't sure if you could spell. All right. Did you write down the questions? Yep, I did. Okay. Harper's got questions. We're going to do. Oh. We're going to do. What does that say? Subscribe to the LL podcast.

Oh, I'm going to do one. I'm going to do one. We're desperate. I'm going to do one. For money. I'm going to do one. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Here we go. Please exit out. That's not hard, but we talked about this last episode. Things that we were like, oh, cut that out. Don't get cut out. Get our merch. I hope our merch is out by this episode. Oh my gosh. If it's not out, then if our merch is not out yet, stand by for our merch. But if our merch is out, check the link in bio. It will run out fast.

Yeah, check the link in bio for our amazing merch. It's going to sell out like that. Yeah, so you better go get it right now. Before it sells out. Like right now. Like right. If you want to be part of the cool kids. Yeah. All right. So we're going to play Who Knows Me Best with Harper. Harper is the person who we are trying to know best. Yeah. So Harper does not shower. Yep. That is facts. It's actual facts. What is your say now? LOL. That looks good. That actually looks like our logo. Also, I do shower. I'm taking a shower tonight. Okay.

Really? Tonight? I don't believe you. You're supposed to say, like, I took a shower this morning, not tonight. This morning? I don't have time for that. You're telling us about your future showers? How many times do you shower a day, Harper? Once. What? Once a day, bro. Bro, I'm two to three. Yeah. I shower in the morning before I go to the gym. I'm getting a phone call. Then I get back from the gym and I shower. Like, with shampoo and conditioner and everything? No, no, no. Rinse off. Rinse off. Yeah. Okay, let's play the game. Who knows Harper better? Harper, ask away. Oh, first one to, at the end of the, how many questions are there? Do I put the blindfold on?

What? Why would you need a blindfold to ask questions? There was a blindfold somewhere. Why would you need a blindfold? The first person to turn their whiteboard with the answer gets the point. Oh, okay. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, is it? No, no, no, it's not the first person. We all write them down and then whoever's right. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Oh, you ready? And whoever has the most at the end of the game wins. Oh, and I forgot to say, the loser, the loser of the game, the winner gets to post something on your Instagram story. Oh.

Shut up. I'm not doing that. Yes, you are. Y'all are going to literally shake me so hard. Well, then don't lose. Yeah, just don't lose. I'm not scared at all. You just got to win or get second place. All you got to do is just knock it last place. She's going to lose. We'll see. She has a loser mentality right now. Yeah, I can just tell. That is not the... Stop talking. Look how nervous she is. Okay. Ask your freaking out over there. Okay, so what's my favorite color? What is my favorite color? Pink or purple? Oh, shoot. That's pretty close. I'm going to go like this. I'm not giving you any hints.

I turned my whiteboard. Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Hold on. Three, two, one. Purple, purple, pink. What is it? Y'all two got it right. Let's go. Everybody keep track of your points on the top of your board. Okay. All right. I'm at one. Kate, you're at zero. So you want to ride a zero? I knew she was going to lose. All right. I really hope we both tie. So we both get to post something on your story. That's not how that works. I'm at one point, everybody.

Matt, would you like to show your point? Oh, no. He's got a point, too. How many have you got? How many have you got? Okay. No point. Donata. Okay. Is that what Donata means? Sorry, I was talking. I don't know what Donata means. I don't know why I said that. Donata. All right, second question. Let's go. What's my favorite drink, Dr. Pepper or Coke? Easy. There's only one right answer. Coca-Cola, if y'all took that in the wrong way. Three, two, one. Bingo. Oh, we all said it. Is it right? It's Coke. No way. Oh, my gosh. Wait, that's so close.

- That's wrong, everybody likes Dr. Pepper more. - No, Coca-Cola. - Pepper has red hair. - I'm sorry, what? - Pepper does not have red hair. - Pepper just smacked my microphone. - Pepper Potts has red hair. - Dang, one, one, zero. - Pepper Potts. - Pepper Potts, let's go. - Okay, how tall am I? Four foot nine or four 11? - Oh shoot, that's hard.

Oh, I'm sure the audience loves listening to that. All right, ready? Wait, y'all got your answers already? Just pick one. 4-9 or 4-11. 4-9 or 4-11. What do you think I am? I'm not going to stand up. Can you stand up? No. No, no, no. No, no, no. Stand up. It's not like measuring. No, no, no. Stand up. No, don't stand up. That's not right. Write your answer down. Five. No, no, no. Four. Three. Okay, okay. Two. Okay. Okay.

4'9", 4'9", 4'11". Y'all two got it right. Let's go! You said you grew two inches since you started your growth hormones. Yeah, I was 4'7", when I started. I thought you were... Oh, silly goose. I'm 4'9 1⁄2", but I'm not going to say 4'9 1⁄2". Oh, Kate, you are at... Kate, you came prepared to lose, didn't you? No, I thought I had that one in the bag. At this rate, we're both going to get a post on our story. No, that's not how that works. Kate! Kate!

Zero points is a mad person. Okay. I'm actually going to cry. I love a two-point lead. That feels good. Two points, two points, zero. How many questions are there? Like ten. Ten, yeah. All right. What's my middle name? Brooklyn or Ann? Oh. Oh, I think I know this one. Actually, I know I know this one. Okay. I know for a... I'm not looking. I'm just thinking. You are so cheating on me, you little cheater. Tell me the losing's getting to you without telling me the losing's getting to you. I'm not cheating. Oh, my gosh. She's literally trying to cheat.

That's why she was bad at the fifth grade game. She didn't have anyone to cheat on her. I know this one because I've had to write your full name down, I think. All right, ready? All right, three, two, one. I didn't have it written. Oh, y'all all got it right. Yeah, okay, perfect. No points awarded. All right. Actually, since Kate has... Wait, so do we write a point down or no? No, don't put a point down. Okay, yeah, that's fine. Keep her at zero. It's a wash. Wait, what? It's a wash. What kind of fake... A wash? Don't be mad, you're still at zero. Okay, ready? So, what's my favorite artist? Ariana Grande or Taylor Swift?

This is too easy. Three, two, one. Yes. All of y'all got it right. No points. Kate still does not have a point. No points. No points awarded. Wow, this is not looking good for Kate. This is not looking good for Kate. Kate's going to need a big comeback season here. I should be getting points. This is the hardest one. What is my celebrity crush? Jeremiah Fisher or Conrad Fisher?

What? Dude, who are those guys? All right, 50-50 shot. Here we go. Wait, who are they? You've told me before. Wait, where are they from? There's only one right answer. Can I look them both up to see which one's more attractive? No, because it's not about attractiveness. It's about their personality. Yeah. Wait, what's the name of the game? And there's only one right answer. Jeremiah or what? Oh, well, about their personality. It's more about the looks for me. Wait, Jeremiah or what? In this case. Jeremiah or Conrad. Conrad sounds like a cooler name. Yeah, that's what I went with just because it sounded cool. Conrad. Conrad.

Really? Let's go. Bro, we're so good. Let's go. Let's go. It just sounds like a cool name. I was like, he's, I just feel like Conrad. Conrad. Kate, this is embarrassing. I've gotten so many right. Y'all just aren't letting me write down points. Yeah. Because it's a wash. Yeah, it's a wash. The point wouldn't matter. Listen, Kate, you need to calm down. You need to focus. Yeah, first of all, Kate, you need to calm down. Just be mature about it. Don't get all crazy. Let's go.

What bone did I break? My toe bone or my ACL? What? That's a giveaway. Is it? Because I don't get it, I guess. That's a giveaway. I did toe. ACL's not a bone. Oh, true. But she could have meant she tore her ACL. Kate is right.

No, we're all right. All right. All right. Give Kate one point. Harper would break her toe, though. Yeah. I broke my toe. Yeah. Harper's a toe breaker, for sure. Yeah. I did a cartwheel. And I still can't bend my toe. How many questions are left? Two. Oh, my God. You can't win. The best you can do is tie. That is the best you can do. I'm going to add one more question. No, that's... Wait, that's not fair.

haven't been letting me add my points. Well, we all got them so all of us would have won. It wouldn't matter. We'd still be ahead by two. We would still be ahead by two. She doesn't understand math. Oh my gosh. Someone never went to math class. Oh my gosh. Okay, so if you have a point and I have a point and he has a point, that means we're tied. Now, if we all go up another point, we're still tied. You understand? No.

Yes, he is. You gotta show the camera, not just us. There you go. I think she misspelled smart, but that's okay. She did misspell dumb, actually. She did. How do you spell dumb? Let's not be for real here. Okay. How do you spell dumb? How does she spell it? Oh, he's real dumb. He didn't even know it was misspelled. This is getting personal. Okay, what is my favorite social media, TikTok or Instagram?

It's Instagram. No way. That was your chance, Kate. That was your chance, Kate. That was your chance. Oh my gosh. You blew it, Kate. You absolutely blew it. So do we just call it now? Or no, because one of us could be the winner. This is the last question and it's worth three points. That is so capped. No, no.

ruler of this game fine fine she hasn't got one this whole time she's not gonna get one now this is worth three points okay okay just to be clear math's at two i'm at two and case at zero this is stupid whoever gets this is gonna win who is my favorite cash or math don't turn yours around yet is this real or fake it's real no no like like because i all

On the podcast, like, obviously, Mavs, but, like, are you talking about, like, off-camera? Like, off-camera, like, we vibe, right? Yeah. I mean, you vibe a lot more. I'm not giving any. I know she has a favorite, and I know who the favorite is. No, I don't think she knows. She's just going to say yes to whatever Kate wrote down. No, I already know. Write down your answer on your phone. It's already written. No, it's not. Yes, I swear. Okay. No, no, no, no. You have to say it before we flip. Yeah, yeah. You haven't wrote it down yet. No, no, but before we flip our things around, you've got to say it. Okay. Gosh darn, I genuinely don't know.

But I got confidence in myself. Hey, hey, as long as you go with whatever Kate put, you think, then you're good. That's what I did. Okay. All right, say it. Okay, Kate. It's Kate. It was Cash or Maverick. It was Cash or Maverick. She doesn't even know this. Yeah, okay. Did you hear your question? Kate, you lost. No, Kate won. Okay, okay, no. What?

No, okay. Well, redo, redo, redo. No, no. I'm talking these made-up questions trying to rig the game so we can't win. I want to know the answer now. Mav, keep your thing written down. Okay. Don't show you. She already knows mine. She already knows what I'm talking about. Okay. Everyone's going to put this. Cash? Yeah, obviously. Obviously. Don't tell me butter. You're my manager, right? I guess so. Yeah. So, you see, Mav does nothing.

He stays home and dances. Listen, Harper. Bro's got happy feet. Just let him die. With my free time, I gotta hang out with real women. Oh, really? Not 14-year-old girls. But your brother's literally a grown adult with a wife. Think about that. Okay. She got you there. Yeah. Yeah. You know. Wait, I have a question. He's really trying to come back right now. I have a question. What's with the Feastable bars? Huh.

Is that for another episode? Harper, that's another episode. Oh, that scared me. No, no. If we have time to play that game that I have planned. No, we're getting so off track right now. Oh, yeah, hold on. We need to post something on your story. No, I'm not letting you play stuff.

Oh my gosh, she's gonna freak out. Hey, hey. Oh no, she's freaking out again. Kate's freaking out. Do the exercises. Come on. In through your nose and out through your mouth. I tell her that every day on the show. Give me the phone. No, I'm not giving you my phone. Okay, give me the phone. I agree, give him out of the phone is absurd, but give me the phone. No, listen, we tied. We each get to post one. I'll post another one. No, you don't. No. Okay,

No, do a tiebreaker question for them. They only get to do one post on my story. Okay, tiebreaker question for me and you. Let's go. Tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. I'm trying to think. If you want, it can be a simple question. You can give us like four answers, so it's harder. Okay. All right. What is my favorite candy bar? Just two answers on this. Give us like three options. Three options? Okay. I think two options is funny. Oh, wait. No, what's my favorite candy? Like it's chocolate. Okay. Okay. Twix, Whoppers, and...

Or... Or Snickers. I don't know if I even spelled it right. Three, two, one. Yeah, she's a Whopper girl. You all got it right. You said candy bar. No, I said... No, you said, what's my favorite candy bar? Then you said, well...

It doesn't have to be a candy bar. But she just looks like a Whoppers girl. No, but then you named Whoppers and then you named two candy bars. So obviously we know it's not that one. Bro, you played on like another level. I'm not thinking that hard. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. She said, okay, it doesn't have to be. She just looks like she eats Whoppers. I have luxury Whoppers.

luxury Whoppers? Wait, what's my favorite fast food place? McDonald's? Chick-fil-A? I already knew it before you even said it. Yeah. Okay, do a different one. No, I know it. No, it's Chick-fil-A. No, it's not. It's McDonald's. Ah, frick. I love McDonald's. I know it's like gross and messy, but I don't care. Time for a good question. Let's go. What is my favorite snack? Okay, never mind. What is my favorite TikTok creator? We need options. So I'm thinking. Redo.

Who is my favorite? Oh, gosh. This is crazy. Who is my favorite? Oh, who's my favorite person out of Victorious cast? Okay, name them. Okay. Kat, Jade, or Victorious. What's her name? Vicky? Tori. Tori. That's what I meant. You ready? Yep. Flip them. Kat. Oh! Yeah! Ariana Grande, dude!

Yeah, I didn't realize how was Ariana Grande I forgot about that. Oh, that's totally unfair Wow, it's not unfair. I just outsmarted you again. Yeah, all right Give me give me give me give me give me give me give me the phone. Please don't post something like vulgar. Why are you vulgar? Why would I post my vulgar? She's on my phone You would not throw your phone like that What should we post?

Harper has to approve it, by the way. Harper, don't. I won't, I won't. Like, they're literally going to put something like, I just pooped my pants. No, that was my thing. I was going to put, I was going to put, I have bad diarrhea right now. Yeah, obviously, because y'all are childish. She's not childish. This is funny, no? I would actually laugh at that. I have to admit. Yeah, see, totally not childish. Say, say, I'm trying to think. Harper's not your friend at all. Harper's not your friend at all.

She's going to approve something bad. Wait, hold on. Wait, why did you give him my phone? Because he's logged into my Instagram. That's interesting. All right, guys. Well, while they're doing that, Kate. What? Okay. I guess I'll just talk to myself. Because Kate doesn't want to talk to me. They're busy. So I'll just do a podcast by myself, guys. So everyone's always asking me, Cash, how do you get such big muscles?

And, well, there's one simple trick. Stop obsessing. Wait. Whey protein, creatine. I stole a little bit of Harper's growth hormones. Yes! Do that, do that, do that, do that, do that. I want to know what it is. That's perfect. That might be too far. No, no, that's perfect. It's perfect. Is this too far? Guys, my heart is racing. I feel like it's probably too far. Joe, please don't let it be anything too bad.

Wait, you gotta show it to us before it's posted. I showed the cameras. No, you gotta show it to us. Show it to me. No, no, no. Y'all don't get to look after the pod. What do you mean? I'm not the loser here. Okay, okay. Wait, what? No kidding. Is it bad? No, it's not that bad. Is it something that's gonna make me cry myself to sleep? Wait, let me edit it, though. Yeah, no, I think it's... Let me edit it. Okay, make it look good. Okay. Cry. Make it look better. I will. Yeah. It'll make people watch the pod.

I think it's good. You guys know I will literally cry. Are you going to cry right now? Probably, depending on how bad it is. I'd love for you to cry right now. No, no. That'd be good content. Stop. Please don't do it. What if her friends see this? Let me tell you, if it was with that background, no one's believing it. No, no, no. She's making it really crazy. No, I'm so scared. She's adding this up. It looks legit now. That background, I was like, oh, that's weird. Oh, she's writing a paragraph. Oh, this is going to look good. No, please, please.

I'm so scared. What? I'm so scared. Oh my gosh, she's actually going to cry. Don't be scared. Kate, don't cry. I'm not crying. What's happening? Oh my gosh. I'm so scared. All right, let me see before you post it. She's actually crying. Look at her eyes. People are going to be so concerned about me. Oh, no. They're going to be concerned. Don't you worry. This is... What is she putting? Well, let's just say... That's a lot of words. Let's just say I did think Harper was...

Better friends than she is wow that's so much more legit. Hey, wait till you read this cash It's a girl typing it out It's not bad Kate She said it's not bad I'm not done. All right. Hold on one more. Wait. Wait, let me see it. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Actually, hold on. Hold on

Can I read it? No. Like, obviously, I can't stop the post from going up. Look at her smart car. Harper's like, she feels evil. I can just... No, it's fine because, listen. All right. I'll allow something. Listen. After the podcast, or after we show it to you, you can take a picture and say it was just for the podcast. But what's with the feastable bars? Oh, my gosh. Harper. Not for this episode. No. Listen, if you don't like it, after this...

gonna like it. The way everyone's reacting. Wow, this is much further than I thought I would go. We need to show it to you before we post. No, no. Do we? She's not gonna... Yeah, because I don't want to hear about this later. It's pretty crazy. So, let's get approval. No, I'm just gonna hit story. No, no, no. Harper, you hit it. I can't do it, but you can. No, I don't. Harper, don't do it. Harper, impulsively just hit the button. Don't even think about it. I can't hold it. It's not bad. It's not bad. Okay, okay. Show it to me. Yes, it is. Show it to me. Harper, just hit it.

Just show it to her and ask her. Just hit it. No, just hit it. Do it. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. It's not bad. Let me show her what it says now. It's not bad. Okay, okay. Now that it's up, you can see what it says. Is it buzzing? Is the phone buzzing yet? This is what it says. Oh, my gosh. Is that what you thought? Whoa. Stop going off. This is bad. Can we stop?

It missed the feedback. That's a terrible thing to say. We don't joke about breaking up or getting divorced. We're married. No, but I do. Because he's jealous. Listen, you can go post right after this and say that was the last thing for the podcast or whatever if you want. That's wild. I wonder how many views it has. Man, probably more if we'd all repost. Think about all the people that are going to feel so sad right now. Like their hearts are just breaking. That is true. That's really sad. But then we're just going to break them. I didn't think about that.

Wait, what if people start unfollowing us? Kate's phone's gonna start ringing. What if people start unfollowing us? What? Do you not like it? No. It's content. It's funny. No. Laugh. Laugh a little. No, I don't think jokes about me and my husband getting divorced are funny. Sorry. You should hear what he says when you're not there. Cash and I are done. Guys. Maybe like Cash and I are done cooking.

Should we add it to our stories? No, I can't. I can't do that. I just can't. Oh, yeah. I'll take my phone. I'm sorry. I shouldn't. Okay. More people throwing my phone. This is great. I shouldn't have thrown your phone, but my intentions were for it to land on the beanbag. Nice and safe. You can delete it if it's that sensitive to you. Yeah, just delete it. Delete it? Wait, how many views does it have at least? Come on. We just posted it. I know. It's only at 50. Okay, but some people got to be freaking out.

I wouldn't delete it. I would post something after. Okay. We're done cooking. Or cleaning. I have a gift for you. Feastables. No, it's not feastables. Stop. We're not sponsored. Okay? And there's not feastables behind me. I have a gift for you, actually. You got me a girlfriend? No. Oh. So. I gave him permission to. This is my gift. Oh. Just give me one second. He wants you to sniff sharpies. I gave Cash permission to do an arranged marriage.

What? Yeah. I'm sorry, what is it? I trust his decision. I would trust my decision too. Okay, Harper, can you please stick that on his... What are y'all whispering about? I can't. Stick that on his microphone for me. Oh, perfect. Right on the front there where the camera can see it. Yeah, don't touch. Don't touch the microphone. Okay. You need to put it twice. Every time you see that sticker, you can know to not touch your microphone. Wait, he is awfully silent. I feel bad. Yeah, for real. Just delete it.

No, it's fine. Harper's having remorse right now. Yeah, you should have thought about that before you posted it. That's how I feel about your sticker. I know you had to touch the microphone to grab that sticker. Oh my gosh. Guys, where is this episode going right now? Are we done? This is like crazy. I don't know. Y'all spent 20 minutes trying to embarrass me in every single way possible. It was pretty fun too.

Are we wrapping this up? Is class dismissed? Guys, I just feel too bad for Kate. If this happened to me, I would cry.

But she already did. Well, you sound like an NPC. Yeah, that's already over, Harper. We're going to go ahead and end this episode here. If you guys... Wait, I guess y'all already saw what it said on Kate's phone. Yeah. Let us know in the comments if we went too far or not. I don't know. Or did we not go far enough? Or did we do clickbait? Also, if you haven't already, go check out our merch. It's sold out. It might be out by now. I don't know. It's selling out. It's selling out.

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