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Let's open the fan mail, and I'm very excited to open the package that I got. This says, Kate. Dear the LOL Podcast, thank you so much for making my life better. Math scares me for real. What the? Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.
Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim.
few shop low prices for school at amazon hopefully this is helpful amazon spend less smile more what she said harper i don't know if you remember me but we met at your bday party in south like i'm the one that spotted abby and the lulu this girl yes she brought a photo to south like in her purse of me here we go ready the anticipation is gonna be over harper what the is in your mouth
Kate, what did you want to talk about? Get to it. You! It's probably your styrofoam. It's probably your styrofoam. I am pretty upset because I woke up this morning minding my business. You sound really angry, Kate. You sound really angry. I am pretty upset because I woke up this morning
And I was mad. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. I was the maddest. You have no idea. The maddest I've been in a while. The maddest you've ever seen me. So I came outside. And it's been a while. A while. So tough. Okay, anyways. I'm pretty upset because I woke up this morning and I'm just doing a quick little scroll. And I see my face on my own For You page. I'm like, oh, a fan edit. Someone made a cute little fan edit of me. No.
Oh, this banana was funny. It is a video with over three views.
thousand likes of me screaming at you guys yeah i mean i think i think it finally was a moment for kate i think i'm glad y'all made that make some more yes there is a total of like maybe two minutes of me acting like that no no hours and hours we have filmed this podcast there's not very many moments where how many how many minutes is there of me or harper screaming at you how many minutes not many not maybe a little bit of you screaming there might be a few minutes for you a little bit but me
Me and Harper have no minutes. Zero minutes over here. Recently, me and Math have been doing a sketch slash Donald Trump mixed impersonation. Yeah, but mine's getting more Donald Trump. I'm getting closer and closer.
It's the best impression. If you would have shown me four years ago. Maybe one of the best you've ever seen. If you would have shown me four years ago. Can we see the video? Yeah, sure. Guys, this video should really be a reflection time for Kate. No. But Kate did not take it as reflection. No, Kate did not. Kate did not take this video as, oh, I'm going to make myself better. She took it as, how dare they make a video about me. How dare they make a video of the things I did. No.
- No, I'm not mad about it. - All right, let's see the video. - But I just would like to say that every single one of you would be yelling too if you were in my position. - Oh stop, yeah, but let's see it, let's see it. - Have you seen it? - Oh yes. - Let me and Harper watch it, we haven't seen it. - I've seen it. - You saw it? - Okay, but it wasn't a bad video. Someone actually, the title was literally-- - It was on your free page too? - Someone literally said, "Kate is me." So they weren't saying it was bad. I just thought it was crazy. - Yeah, Kate is me, like Kate is like literally me. - Like this is so mean. - Mean. - Me. - Mean. - M-E. - I think mean. Okay, swipe up. This is great.
Yeah. Just keep watching. It just keeps going. The hair changes is crazy. Yeah. Wait, hold up. Wait, wait, wait. Can we even pop that up? It had music. I think so. Are we going to get copyrighted? Maybe. Okay, but I want to look into the copyright because I believe that it is just for the little section that it's in. It may not be for the whole thing. Shut up! No, okay. Wait, let me see it.
If this gets copyrighted, Kate, you know unfortunately what we're going to have to do? What? Cut that whole bit of me watching it. It was really funny. Yeah, if we cut that bit out, it's because the video we showed had a song behind it. And if we're cutting this bit out, it's because Harper's still playing music. And it got copyrighted. No, I also...
We're trying not to get copyrighted around here guys. I have so much to tell y'all y'all have no idea like well Hold on hush. Let it go. I have something to say. I'm gonna shoot you in the ear If you're gonna do any Trump you gotta push the jaw forward just a little bit Trust me dog. I don't gotta push my jaw forward. It's there. Okay. I know Yeah, thanks Harper. Yeah, we know Yeah, we know I have an underbite. Look at me
Donald Trump style. Because you're way out there in front. When it rains, all I got to do is just smile and water falls in my mouth. The man is never thirsty. Not even once. Not even one time. If this doesn't get copyrighted, or if this is copyrighted, you know what we might have to do, Kate? We might have to message the person who made this and say, hey, can you send us this without music? So you're going to have to message the person you don't like. I don't know. It's not that I don't like them. That's a fan account. I love that account.
Well then, hey man, I thought you just said you didn't like the video. I don't like that. Guys, out of all the footage of me, it's two minutes of me being mean. The symmetry in here is not good.
I understand that she was trying to make like a funny relatable video. So I'm not mad. Guys, you know how awkward it is right now? Like everything's so awkward. Like we haven't seen each other in three months. Yeah, and you just have so much to talk about that you can't stand to let Kate talk for just a couple minutes. No, no, no, no. I need a towel. I need a towel. I need a towel. I need a towel.
Go ahead. You just went on a couple of trips. Debriefed. Let's recap, though. So far, guys, if you've been watching, Kate's a jerk. No. Okay. I'm not. Cash has a massive underbite. Okay. And I can't stand but talk. Yeah. Oh, wow.
It was a laugh and a cough at the same time. It was my bad. I was talking about Santa Claus. So basically, guys, I have so much to talk about. So I went to a cruise and I met some friends, Saffron, Cinnamon, and Sage. You know what's crazy? Saffron, Cinnamon, and Sage. Don't say that. Okay. Don't say it. Those people are not real. They're not real people. No. They're my best friends. Maverick doesn't think people
people you meet on cruises are real. Why? Because I went on a cruise. Remember, I think I told you about this. I went on a cruise and I met a kid named Sam Fisher and Richie. And Richie was rich. He was very rich. He took me to the candy store. And I was like 12 years old. He took me to the candy store. He's just getting whatever he wants. And I was like, dude, this is going to be like $100 a candy. He told me to get whatever I want. So I got some stuff. Sam Fisher got some stuff. Richie got some stuff. And
that kid ran up that bill and he just swiped his parents' car like nothing. He was like, yeah, this is like my fifth cruise this year. I'm like, what? Anyways, I hung out with these kids, the whole cruise, Sam Fisher and Richie, Sam Fisher. I have to see you. I thought that'd be crazy. Sam Fisher could be seeing this and math doesn't believe that they were real people.
Okay, what else did Sam Fisher and Richie do? Maybe they can like, because we need to find them, honestly. Well, I mean, it's pretty specific. If your name is Sam Fisher and you went on a cruise about- What year, what date? About like 2016. Yeah. If you went on a carnival cruise that left out of Galveston, Carnival Breeze, I think. Mine was Carnival Dream. Really? Yeah. That's the last nice one. Carnival Magic was our cruise. Carnival Magic? Yes, sir. Oh, Carnival Magic. Carnival Magic. That's like the good one. You went on like the ratchet one. Yeah. Oh.
Okay, so point is, Cinnamon, Richie Rich, and freaking whatever pink sugar person you said. Sam Fisher. These aren't real names. So Sage was a boy. He was like, I can't wait to do edibles when I get home. No, Sage was so funny. I loved him. No, he was so funny. That was me in the candy store, bro. I was like...
No, so sage was a boy saffron and cinnamon So and we call them Safi and Sina and they were my best friends throughout the whole entire cruise And then and you know it was fine. It was fine, and and I try to go for sage But I forgot that he's actually um you know I can't say that um okay No um Wow I'm like low-key
Kind of. Okay, I'm very excited because I've never gone on a cruise before. You would love it. And to all of you people who are like, Cash is such a bad husband. Yeah, go ahead. Tell them, Kate. Tell them. It was so sweet. Tell them what I did. The other day, I was like, I was doing stuff and I walk into my room and he has like a little gift on my vanity. Yeah, like a picture you want to show or something? With the bad handwriting?
What? With the bad handwriting. It was Cash's handwriting. That is fun though, isn't it? Yeah. When I read that, I'm like, wow. I thought I didn't know what it was. Anyways, this was the... I'll text this to you, Alex. But this was the gift that was on my vanity when I walked in. It was a little note that said, happy late anniversary because our anniversary was like three weeks ago with a Diet Coke and a little gift bag. And I ripped the gift bag open to see what's in there. And there's a gift card to Barnes & Noble. Yeah. And I was like, oh...
honey, that's so sweet. Like I love books. Wow. Aren't you so sweet? I was like, I was so excited. I had a $50 Barnes and Noble gift card. Like let's hit the road, Jack. We got to get going. We got to get to Barnes and Noble for the clothes. So I'm like, you know, put my shoes on, get ready to bounce out the house. And he's like, wait, look in the bag again. And I look,
And I pull out a note, and it says you'll need books to read on your cruise because he knows that I've never been on a cruise, and I've been wanting to go. So he's taking me on a cruise right after Maverick and Kinsey's wedding when they're on their honeymoon, and I'm so excited. Yep. Guys, I'm in trouble. Yo, I was in the middle of, like, soaking in my righteousness here, okay? Anybody would like to dime me up? No, no, no.
know how great of a husband i am thank you yes thank you you're a terrible friend kayla why would he do that hey what happened nobody are y'all in a group chat right now unless unless you like to share i don't care do we need to get kayla mike and air this out on the internet also sharing is caring so let's but i was what i was saying is that right and
- What were you saying, Kate? Oh, she's already in trouble for what she said on the pod. That's what's going on. Work gets around fast here. - We can cut it Harper if we need to. Anyways.
Alright, while Harper's going through it, I'm gonna continue my thought process. Which was... By the way, nobody say her name anymore, or else then we just gotta bleep it more. Yeah. But my thought process was that when you go on a cruise at that age and that age, you, like, fall in love on the cruise. And Cash tells me about the club he went to on the cruise with the girls with the... Okay. What the... I don't know if this is an appropriate... Whoa! I don't know if this is an appropriate topic to bring up. Wait, wait, no. Hold on. Because I'm your brother. Ha ha ha ha!
And I was also on this. And I know pretty much everything about you. So would you like to tell me what information you're withholding from me? Yeah, Maverick. See, Maverick was like, you know, he was older than me. So he went to the different, we were like a part of the kids groups or whatever. Wait, are you saying club as in the little kids club you were in? No.
Because I know there was no baddies in the seven and under room. Okay? No, we went to the 15 and up club. It was fun. Yeah, see, that's what I'm talking about. Guys, I am raging in my room. The 15 and up club is the one Mav was in, and I was in the 15 and under club because I was like 14, barely made the cutoff. And Maverick and all of our friends we went on the cruise with was all in the 15 and up. And poor little me was in the one all alone. And...
But there was some baddies, man. You were wrong. Okay. And that was the first time. You know, I don't think I can say it. It was the first time you saw? No, no, no, no. First time you saw what? No.
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. We're not saying it because it's weird. Now that I'm older. What? Now that I'm older. First time you saw what? Well, listen. Now that I'm older, if I say it, it sounds like weird because I'm talking about someone at the time who was like 14, but I was also 14. No, you were like 10. First time you saw this.
Okay, yeah, no, I wasn't 14. I was like 12, maybe, I think. Yeah, you were young. I am not dropping this. First time you saw what? He saw a girl dancing provocatively. Yes, that is what you could say. I am so in trouble. Aw. Why? Well, it's getting bleeped. Don't worry about it. Or we can just cut it. Were you the girl dancing provocatively? Yes. We can cut it. It's not that big of a deal. Yes, I was.
Don't worry about it. We'll cut it. Tell us about this 15 and up club because Cash never made it there. No, I did make it there. Okay, I snuck in a few times. But yeah, that was it. The first time you saw a girl shaking it. The first time I saw a girl shaking it was in the 15 and up club. No, all these girls. I loved every second of it. Oh my goodness. I did. I'll say it. I lied to my crews. That's terrible. Yeah, it was terrible. I'm kind of confused. They actually have like... That's why you want
to go on a cruise with her. It all makes sense. It all makes sense. Is there something you're not telling me? You try to go back to that club. No, 15 and under club. He's trying to go back to the 15 and under club. You are a weirdo. No. You are a weirdo. Stop it. Stop. You can't say that. The old club. The new club. What?
- What the is happening? - The New Older Club. - Oh yeah. - Harper, how do you just not laugh at like anything? It's honestly kind of crazy. - Because she's freaking out right now. - Why are you freaking out? We said we'll cut it. - I'm not gonna have friends anymore and I don't already have friends. - Harper, Harper, sweetheart, I know. - No, it's not. - You know, we're just here because we have to be. - Like, we just have to be. - No, just stop stressing about it. We're gonna cut it out of the episode. - Okay. - Harper said something that we're not allowed to put in the episode, so we cut it. - I'm gonna fix it. - It's gone. - I'm gonna fix it. - It doesn't exist.
So she can stop stressing and enjoy her podcast episode that she loves so much. All right, guys. I'll wait to do something real. Okay. So you went on a... No, no, we don't got to cut this. You went on a cruise. No, no, no. Wait, wait. Stop. What?
Hey, I just wanted to let you know that anything that was said is going to be bleeped or cut, so nobody will know it's you. So don't worry. Harper said it, but we kind of were like, let's not, you know. She just, you know how Harper is. We love her. But unfortunately, I was live streaming it, so it's all on the internet. It's not, but it'll be bleeped or cut, so nobody will know anything. But much love. What the? What the? Thank you. Do you want her to send that? Yeah.
Thank you so much. Okay, guys, I literally have gone in so much drama this summer. It's so annoying. Okay. I also lost my tooth on that boat. I did. I lost my last tooth. How are you going to the club if your teeth were still falling out? I lost my last tooth on that boat in the 15 and older bathroom. I did. I snuck in. How do you remember that? I don't know. I snuck in. My tooth was loose. I pulled it.
Never got... Never mind. But yeah. Put it in your pocket to save for later. Yeah. Tooth Fairy came that night, even on a boat. Favorite part of the cruise. Traveled a long ways away. My favorite part of the cruise was probably seeing girls dance provocatively. Shut up. Shut up. Listen. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, I'm telling y'all my cruise. It was literally the best part of my cruise was just meeting my friends. And I literally almost cried when I left Safi and Sina because it was so sad. I loved them so much. And we...
Whoa. Do you mean you would have been friends back then? No. She doesn't dance like that. Half of my friends were fans and I was the queen of the club. Did they play Queen B? No, and none of them would have known it. None of them would have known it except for, I don't know. I was going to ask, what was it like being on a cruise? People were banging on our doors. It was terrible. And I felt...
So bad because the last night we were hanging out and these kids came to our dorm and it's like broke it almost. And like it was so bad. And then we had to go home or we had to go to the room early. Do you have a balcony view or interior or window? Yes, balcony view. Oh, wow. You ballin'. So then I went to L.A. right after the cruise. And I got that morning was a Kids Choice Awards. And guys, everybody thinks y'all live with me.
What? On the cruise, they were like, where's Cash and Mav and Kate? That doesn't mean we live with you. Yeah, they're like, where's the load podcast? You know what's crazy? People ask us that too. Like, just yesterday, we were at Walmart, and they acted like, where's Mav and Harper? Like, oh yeah, we just go around together all day, 20%. We're all just linked in arms. And I was like, I mean, they're just not here. And she was like, well, where are they? I was like, well, I don't know where Mav is. And Harper, I think, is in LA or something. And they were like, oh.
Yeah. Like, it was my fault. I was like, what the? It's okay, though. Harper, keep going. Oh, so, yeah, it was so much fun. And everybody was like, yeah, why aren't they here? Where's the little podcast? And I'm like, I don't know. They're at home right now. And they're like, why aren't they on the cruise? Are they on the ship? Oh, my gosh. And then, yeah, they, like, made this whole thing. And then...
I went to L.A. the next morning, and that day... Don't call it the LOL podcast. People are going to start calling it that. LOL podcast. But no. Laugh Out Loud podcast. The Laugh Out Loud podcast. Yeah, anyways.
Stop it. Enough. I don't like it. Now Mav's zoned out. Mav was going through. Mav, what were you thinking about? He was thinking about all the stuff he missed out on that cruise. That's what he was thinking about. You should have been in the 15 and up one. No. Honestly, that was a family cruise. Don't take your kids there. Okay. Yeah. Carnival magic is a dangerous place. Carnival gets wild. Okay.
You sent them to the kids club and it's like, oh, they're going to be fine there all day. Finger peening. Going to be good stuff. Family type of thing. No. The chaperones just leave. They walk off. I know. They're gone. At y'all's club, was there chaperones? No. No. Yeah. At our club, there was no adults. I was like, what the? Yeah. Yeah. Not good. Well, let me talk about LA. It was so much fun. I met young Sheldon. I'm so mad. I am so mad.
Never in my life have I ever been so jealous of another human being. Wow, they're clipping you right now. They're just making more edits. Never ever in my life have I ever been so jealous of a human. Is that better? No, now you sound passive aggressive. No, I have told everybody here, the one person I want on my podcast is Ian, who plays young Sheldon.
Which is very random. I love Young Sheldon. I love the show. You're married. Okay. No, I love the show. He's like 15. And he's a minor. Oh my gosh. The show is like incredible. It's my favorite show ever. Anyways, I had always been saying I want him on my podcast. That's like my dream guest on my podcast. So anyways.
Harper goes to LA, films a video with Ian, and fails to ask, would you like to come on my podcast? Yeah, great going, Harper. Obviously, he's the sweetest guy ever. I could not ask him that. Why? What the heck? Someone having to be sweet and asking him to come on our podcast. He's sweet. I couldn't ask him to come on. No, he's so nice. I would never do that to him. He's so nice. I feel like he just wouldn't want to come on the podcast because we're such a low podcast. Low? Do you understand where we chart?
Do you see the charts? We're the biggest podcast. They're everywhere. No, not the biggest. I don't see that we're number one. The greatest. Yeah, we're not number one. So you guys should go follow us on Spotify. Please go follow us on Spotify. And if you can, give us a rating on there. Because we're trying to become number one. And we always stay in the top 15. And recently, we've been number three and four. Overall, out of all the podcasts, we've been number three.
But we just can't get number one. So please, go follow us on there. Do the polls on Spotify. Comment on Spotify. Whatever you got to do. Go take your mama's phone. Follow us on Spotify. Just leave it playing all night, okay? Harper, what was the Kids' Choice Awards like? Oh my, it was so scary. I walked in. Right away, I saw Sockie and the Norris Nuts and stuff. And I was like, oh. What did you just say? The Norris Nuts. Sockie and Norris Nuts. The Norris Nuts. Everybody knows them. They're the most famous people on the internet.
Like the chipmunks, but like in real life. Wait, most famous people. Does anyone in this room know who she's talking about? The Norse nuts. You don't know? I only... It really sounds like a chipmunk band. I only knew of it because Harper had posted it and then I like, it clicked in my head. How do I spell this? N-O-R-R-I-S-N-U-T-S. Wait, so who is it? The most famous people in Australia. And they're YouTubers. They're super cool.
Did you ask them to come on our podcast? No. Did you ask anybody to come on our podcast? No, because they were also... These people? Yes. Never seen them in my life. Let me see. What? They sell these things? Look at them on YouTube. They're insane. They're very, very famous. And anyways, speaking of YouTube, I'm trying to start my own YouTube channel. Well, let's have them on here. We can't. Hopper didn't ask them. Well, now that we know who they are...
5 million subscribers on YouTube. They are killing it on YouTube. You know, I'm just going to say it at this point. Open invite to, you know, any creators or people that want to come on our podcast because somehow, you know, we have like the fifth biggest podcast ever. What's podcast about? No one wants to come on. No, podcast
even that big though like if you think about it like sorry if you think about it like podcasts aren't that big like nobody watches Theo Vaughn or whatever the heck number one is Joe Rogan that's right nobody watches Joe Rogan
Who the heck is Joe Rogan? Me personally, I never. I definitely would never. Wow. No, I just like being the second most. Wait, I got a question. What? Do you think Norris Nuts, which no hate to you guys, love y'all, you're welcome here, but do you think they're bigger than Joe Rogan? No.
You think Joe Rogan's bigger? Well, I think Joe Rogan's bigger because he is on a podcast. I thought you just said podcasts weren't big. They aren't. Ours isn't big. So let's make it big. Yeah, we're like a failing podcast, actually. Guys, guys. We're barely keeping the lights on here. She's going for a strategy here. Hello. I'm with it. Guys, our podcast is failing. So you guys should subscribe. No, it's not bad. Like, comment. It's like people that recognize me in public, they're like, you're from that little podcast, aren't you? Little. Or it's either you're from TikTok. TikTok.
I am. I really am. Yeah. So, yeah. Harper, I'm sorry you're going through that. It's okay. And I understand. I might just quit. That came out of nowhere. I think that's something we should talk about. Not while we're filming an episode. She's reverse pranking us. No, I want to dive into that. Okay. So, what do you mean? Let's just quit. Well, I should talk about the Kids' Choice Awards, right? Are you saying because we weren't nominated for Kids' Choice Awards, we should just quit? No. You know what I'm thinking?
You know what? No. I got something to say, too, so you go first. Okay, so next year, we all go to the Kids' Choice Awards together because I was so scared by myself. I was telling my mom I wish Kashka came over here. I'm so scared. I literally said that. You can ask my mom. I would have gone if we had been invited. Is nobody kind of upset that we weren't nominated for one of the best podcasts? Well, next year. I don't know if that's a thing. This year, we should have been nominated. I don't know if that's an award. I don't know if that's a category or an award they have.
But they need that because as far as to my knowledge, there's not many other podcasts So cool to go up on stage next to Adam Sandler like what Adam Sandler was there Yeah, dude if I get like if we get nominated for a kid's choice awards next year and we win and Adam Sandler's there I'm gonna dress up like Adam Sandler No, seriously, can we all go next year and kids choice awards invite them, you know, it's crazy Kate was like
We should go to Kids' Choice Awards. And I was like, no, I don't really want to. It's not really that big. Yeah, because you're too cheap anyway.
the plane tickets until they buy it for you well i bought a cruise i bought a cruise huh yeah you bought a cruise for yourself nine hundred dollars there's actually steel i'm not gonna lie but no i was like kate was like we should go to the kids i actually was saying that when you got invited i was like why don't we go and i told her i was like well i don't really care to go like take the time off to go because i don't feel like it's that big anymore i was wrong yes i was wrong it's huge i didn't realize how many people went to that yeah until i saw walker scobell went to
I suddenly screwed up on the podcast. What did you do? Were you like, I'm not associated with that? No, I said, I said,
said that y'all were like kiss, marry, kill Walker Scobell. I was like, personally, Walker's not my type. And then on a live I said, wow, Walker's scruble. I said the wrong name. I said scruble is so cute. And then this is after you'd met him. Mm hmm. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not after I met him. It was before I met him. And then I met him and I was like, oh, crap. And he said, Harper, I've seen you on TikTok or he didn't say my name. I was like, he's like, I see me on TikTok somewhere. And I was like, really? It was it was so cool.
I was literally like, really? And then I met Reagan. What would you do if he came on the podcast? I honestly would be so excited. Him? No, Mac from Mr. Beast. That's who we need to get on the podcast. Mac is so cute. Like, bro, what? No, no, bro. Mac is so cute.
I can't. No, but also, what's it called? Um, no, if we had Mac on, that would be so awkward because I said that. Like, I don't think y'all understand, but what's it called? I'm literally talking about, wait, why are not, um, why are y'all not talking with me? Because it's just a little hot. Because you're talking with you is quite interrupting. Also because you degraded our podcast. No, Harper, I keep going. I want to hear about your Kids Choice Boys experience since we were not invited. Uh,
Please get invited next year. Seriously. Because I was like the whole time. I was so scared. Kids Choice Awards. It's kind of ironic. We didn't get invited. Because I turned the corner and I see Eliana and Jensen. I'm like, what? And then Tsunami and me are friends. So I turned the corner. I hugged Tsunami. I'm like, hey, girl.
And me and Tsunami actually are very close now. And then I saw the Norris Nuts, we went on bumper cars with them. And then I'm trying to think of what else happened. Even people that are more famous than me asked for a photo with me and I was like, yeah, okay.
um the nin fam like you probably don't know them but they're the nelson fam i got their snaps and stuff and yeah it was just so fun and so cool and yeah yeah i loved it it was it was why are you that's good i'm glad you had fun it was really fun why are you talking like that kate well because no one else is talking that's how conversation works no you were like you were like yeah yeah she's trying not to scream she's trying not to scream that's
Did you get embarrassed? It's fine. You went and you saw Ian and didn't ask him to come on our podcast. I'm not mad about it. You're not mad about it? No, like, it's fine. Like, there's always next year. Maybe not. Yeah, probably not. We probably won't get invited next year either. I want to get nominated, not invited. Yeah, I know. That's me. I'm like, okay, no offense, Kids Choice Awards, but, like, if I... No, never mind. We better get nominated. Okay.
I don't know what's a category. Also, Mav, you just laughed like Spongebob once again. It's a laugh, okay? Get over it. Well, we did it the exact same way. What was that? Yeah, I don't think she's in a rap music video. Guys, I don't understand how scary it was. I don't think you understand, girl. You gotta sit up straight. No. No, I'm not sitting up. Oh my gosh. The popping in her back was crazy. The popping in her back that just went off was insane.
That's been there since kids choice awards for sure. Oh my god. Yeah, that's from the plane ride Was there any fans at kids choice awards? Yeah, I said before party none but at the after party there's a lot and then um When I walked in everybody's like oh That's me
me that's me oh yeah that's so fun no it was so cool but i need y'all to come next time because i was like my mom was like just go up to them and say hi and i was like mom that's not how it works like i can't do that it was so scary and i saw brent rivera and hannah stalking and hannah stalking looked me in the eyes and i didn't know what to do i was like i was like hi like you know hannah stalking yeah i was like yeah i was so scared i was literally i have her merch
all right well no i was just so scared to say hi everything was so scary yeah but yeah well maybe next year we'll get nominated please come i was like i was like that really made me want to work on my youtube channel and on the podcast and whatever um and whatever wow and how do you get nominated for kids choice words you know what that's what i want to know because salish won she did
Oh cool talk. Wait, okay. Oh, yeah, say I just want a blimp and then Walker won a blimp and um, Rene, Ian. I want all the blimps. Dude, if we want a blimp, I'm gonna say, okay, if our podcast got nominated. And I would keep it. If our podcast got nominated. No, I already have a plan for it. And I will do this. Mark my words. If we get a blimp and they're nominated and we go up on stage to accept our blimp, I'm just gonna drop it. Smash it. Yeah.
Why would you do that? Just because I feel like it'd be funny. Like not, not like smash it, but drop it and be like, Oh bro, can we get another one? Yeah.
Well, don't tell the Kids' Choice Awards that. Oh, yeah. Hopefully they don't see this clip. Guys, but seriously, next year, hopefully there's a thing for best podcast and we're nominated. Yeah. How is that not a thing? You know that we would win because we're the kids' podcast. We're the LOL podcast. Unless another podcast of the same age category comes up in the next year and they absolutely blow us out of the water. That's impossible. No one can ever do that. We are the biggest podcast.
The biggest wonders ever been. The only ones that are beating us is like Joe Rogan, Theo Bono, like a couple more that are like adult podcasts. Well, I have some great news. What? What?
I opened up a box for us to get mail. That's what I was about to say. I was about to go into that. I forgot. I took the words right out of my mouth. Guess what, guys? You guys have been sending us a lot of messages. Oh, and I'm so excited for the package that I got. Okay, you guys have been sending us a lot of messages asking for us to open up mail locks for you guys to send mail to. So you can finally do it. I'm going to text Alex the address, and it will be popped up on the screen. So far, I have written back every single person that has sent a letter. She has. Kate has personally written back.
handwritten for us letters back every single fan that's Because after this airs you're gonna we're gonna get so many messages I don't know if you're gonna be able to hand write them I'm gonna just say now I have been able to right now because we haven't had an episode
episode go out where we talked about it but now that this episode is out i cannot promise that every single one of you is going to get a letter back but i'm gonna try my absolute hardest because i really enjoy doing it i love seeing y'all's letters i love being able to write y'all back but it is going to be an insane she checks the mailbox like every single day for me well because if i don't i get behind it's because it does take a minute to like write a letter out to everyone all right well
Let's open the fan mail. And I'm very excited to open the package that I got. One of the packages were shipped to me. And I'm very excited. And Cash's name. And I'm very, very, very excited to open it. Do you want to start with that one? Yes. He's been talking about it. It got delivered like two weeks ago. And he's been talking about it ever since he got it. No, no, no. Open that one up last. Open the other ones up first. No! Yes. Open the other ones up first. Dude, come on.
- No, no, no, that one looks important. Open the other ones up first. - No way, bro. - Okay. Well, as y'all know, I have opened up every single letter, so I kinda sorted- - Except this one. No one's opened this, so we don't know what's in it. - Nobody sent this to us. - What do you mean? - Did actually people send this to us? - Yes. - Yeah. - Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and- - It was in a cardboard box. They got it out of a cardboard box. - Wait, what is this? - That's just, you can give that to Harper. You open that one. - I want one.
- Cash, you open this one. - What the tiny one? - Please open on podcast. - Oh, everybody almost-- - No, there is something for all of you in here. Use sanitary wipes. - Get a load of this. - What? - What the, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, hold up, wait, what did he say? 'Cause I think I misheard you. - I had COVID-19. - What? - Wait, it did say that? - Guys, it says please open on podcast, WKinsey, with Kinsey. - Everybody said please open on camera. - Oh, with Kinsey? - Yes. - Well, sorry, Kinsey. - All right, Mav, go first. - Okay.
Everybody we should stop fiddling with the paper. This is your very important package. Oh my gosh. Just open it I'm gonna open it, but it's gonna take some time. Oh my gosh, dude. You're making You're making my armpit hair get sweaty bro. Come on. They sound like a personal problem. Oh You need to work on That is Horrific. I don't like that. We need to send him back to the country he's from. Just open it! Okay, okay, okay
wish this stuff wait show the art on the other side yeah that's so sad lol even though there's no joke just get in there we got a lot to go through let's go it says lol does anyone know what that's for oh my gosh okay please open on podcast you have to make me rage just open the dang package yeah i'm not giving you another baggage if you take this long well it's called retention okay people are waiting let's go oh my gosh you don't want to see is it money
Open it. I hope it's money so we have money to take excursions. Okay, that's actually pretty good. Wow! It's actually pretty good. Let me see. No, you don't want to see. Okay. It's a picture. A beautiful picture. A hand-drawn picture. One of the best hand-drawn pictures I've ever seen. That's so sweet. Oh, I know that picture. That was when you all did the Boys of Summer Tour. Yeah, I remember that picture. We need more people like you in this country. Okay. I love that. What else is in there? Money?
What is this? Is that money? This says Kate. Oh, boy. I'll open it. Okay. It says, okay, what happened to you? Okay. So... Let me see. This is actually kind of terrifying. Show us.
You have no face? Let me see. They forgot your face. Oh my gosh! How do you forget a face? No, but that's so good! They got your Apple Watch, but they forgot your face. That is offensive. I think they think that you wear so much makeup that you just caked over your eyeballs and everything. Is that what you think of me? I can't believe they did that. I think they are giving you a sign. This is actually really good. That is very good. You forgot the face, but hey, not everyone can do faces. I think that's supposed to be a style of art, Mav. Okay. Wow!
I'm gonna speed read this, okay? It's just a lot of reading. I'm gonna speed read it. Give me a second. Okay, speed read it. Go.
It's pretty good. That was very inspirational. Yeah. I appreciate this letter. It's so awkward with us now. I don't like it. Why are we not hanging out like we used to? What are you talking about? Like, I just feel like I'm below all of y'all and y'all are just... You are. I mean, physically, you are below all of us. Always have been. Always will be. You will never be as tall as us. Maybe Kenzie. You might be Kenzie. I saw this TikTok yesterday. It's like...
It's like, teacher's not annoying, but this is. And it was a photo of me, and I reposted it. That's mean. All right, we'll get to your fan mail. My favorite podcast was Harper's New Boyfriend. Hey, Hendrix, love ya. All right. Wait, no, I have more. Gosh, I gave Maverick the wrong package. You did. Why did we get from there? Okay, okay. We got another letter. Another letter. Is it laminated? It says, Dear Cash, I'm not going to say these nice things to him. Okay. Yeah, okay.
He can read that later. We got a lot to get through. Yeah, we do. A lot! This podcast can be hours long, actually. It's a podcast, so. No, it can't be. Dear Kenzie, I'll let Kenzie read this later. I'm going to let Kenzie read it later. Can you guys see? That's actually really good. How many letters are in here? That looks really good. Look, it's spot. Yeah, it's spot. It's spot.
I think her butt's a little bigger, but that's pretty close. Oh. Can I not say that? Okay. It was pretty close. All right. I'm opening mine now, bro. No. No. It's my turn. Go, dude. Okay. Fine. I'll open mine. Okay. Harper. Oh, you want to see this one, don't you? Yeah. Okay. It's another letter. You can read that if you want. Yay. And that looks pretty good. I also forgot your face. What the heck? Isn't it cute? Oh, my gosh. That is the iconic photo of me. I'm kidding.
Here's my letter, the most important one. All right, here we go. I wanted to write this. I can't read this all on the podcast, but I will read this. P.S. Sorry for messing your face up in the drawing. What? Oh, in the drawing? It's okay. You know, it's fine. Just my face. Just my face. All right, Harper, open up yours. And you were actually the first person on the LOL podcast I found funny. What the? Not true. Wait, now I got to read mine. Give me mine. What does mine say?
We're gonna open this. Time out, time out. Come out, little girl. Let me open mine. Let me see mine. Thank you. Imagine they're copy and pasted. To LOL Podcast, if you are reading this right now, I found your pod live when it started. Immediately loved it. So freaking funny. I really hope you guys... I cannot say that. All right, so let's open this. Wait, what?
Wait. It says open with Kenzie, so... Well, it's okay. Kenzie will see it later. I like Kai and Ty. Kai and Ty. I can't stand Kai and Ty. Those guys are so annoying. Oh, Kai and Ty's fan mail will go hard. To the girls. Yeah, we need Kai and Ty fan mail. Okay. If you guys haven't... Kate, this actually does look exactly like you. Well, it does, but like... Oh, that's so cute. Wow. That's actually good. Oh, that's like y'all's kid for sure. That is so freaking cute. This is y'all's five-year-old kid. Oh, my gosh. That looks exactly like me. That does. Wow.
Wow. That's actually really good drawings. That looks like Kenzie. Oh my gosh. That's very pretty. That is very cool. That looks like me. Okay. Where's me? Oh, you're not. I think that one specifically said she didn't know how to draw guys. It says for the girls. It says for the girls. Wow. Please read your part. Hi, I'm 14. Harper. Hi, I'm 14. I love your videos. So funny. And I also have lots of issues with friends and I get it. I have a lot of issues with friends too. Um,
The first part of this episode is cut. Also, don't dye your hair. Please, it's so pretty. It's pretty brown too, bet, but please don't. You're so goofy. I love you so much, Kate. Sit up straight, bro. You're like, ah! Ah!
Oh, no. Okay. Okay. You're sweetest. You're the sweetest. I love you so much. I love you already. And Mr. Baker in your life. Um, what was that? Okay. That's the last time we're letting Harper. Yeah.
Harper can't read, bro. Okay, that's pretty. Give this to... Oh, here you go, Kate. Thank you. All right, my turn to open a letter. Also, guys, like I was saying, if you guys haven't, go subscribe to the Kai and Ty channel. They started a channel. They wanted us to shout it out.
So here we are. We don't support anything done on that channel or the people involved, but they did pay us $750 to shout them out. So go subscribe to Kai and Ty. Links in the description. I hope I never come face-to-face with those guys. Yeah, Kai and Ty are probably not the best to subscribe to, but you can if you want. All right, here's mine.
To me. No, it says to the LOL podcast. Which is also me. Which is basically Cash because he made the LOL podcast. Here we go. Yeah, well, I named it. What? What? What'd you say? I named it. You did not come up with the name. You think you came up with that name? They cannot agree. There's no shot right now. We're doing this. I think it's hilarious that they think that. What do you think? Because I'm most definitely.
What do you say? You think you came up with that name? I know I came up with the name. We were all sitting in my bedroom. We were sitting in the living room. The bedroom. The porch. We were on the porch. No, we were not. Are y'all serious right now? No, I think we were in the living room. We were all sitting in the bedroom. We were not in the living room. It was in the living room. We were in the bedroom. I remember where we were sitting in the living room. Who came up with the name, Kim? I remember. I remember.
Who came up with the name? I think I did. There's no way. There's no way you can think that right now. I literally named it. I literally said it. I did. I did. I said the LOL podcast. You said that's already a name. I said it's not a name. No. I looked it up. No. Okay, well, guys, this is a great conversation, but nobody cares. Open the mail. I care. Wait, hold on. Wait, do you really think you came up with it? No, I don't, honey. No, open your mail. You came up with it. Yay, move on. Look at his back. Yeah, I hope that gets in the clip.
Look, that has big lips like cash. Okay. See this? Open it up. I'm starting a new podcast. That's what I'm going to be doing without all of you guys. Oh, come on, poochie. Let me see that. I love podcasts. Inside out. At Jacob Cole. Wow, Maverick looks like he's very, very... Turn it around. Maverick looks like he's gone through it.
This is actually a funny one. That's very funny. I like our big heads. Why do I look like that? Look at his eyes. I know. The big heads is kind of funny. So sorry we didn't make you discuss, by the way. They kind of got all the heights low-key right, too, except Kate's.
Kate's like super short for some reason. Well, that's supposed to look like oh, oh I see anger is really good joy huge Yeah I just opened the first thing in mind. Okay. Sorry hurry. Yeah, hurry up wait. That's all of the things No one else wants to watch me forever. I want to see what's in the big box. I'm gonna open this one up ready
Well, this could be the last one and then Cash can open the big one. Maybe I'll open the big one. No. Okay, we all got letters. Mav and Harper. No, don't give Mav a letter again. No way, bro.
Okay, I'm going to read the one that's to the LOL podcast. Dear the LOL podcast, thank you so much for making my life better. Math scares me for real. I hope to meet all of you. Mainly Harper. What the love class? Math scares me for real? I know the girl that said this! What? She said, Harper, I don't know if you remember me, but we met at your B&A party in South Lake. I'm the one that spotted Addie and the Lulu. Thank you for making me... This girl? Yes! Yes!
- Wait, then there's a picture? Holy cow! - No, no, no, no, no, 'cause she brought, that girl, she brought a photo to South Lake in her purse of me and she said, "Can you sign this for me?" - Oh my gosh! - Isn't that crazy? And I was like, oh my gosh, yeah. Oh my gosh, what's her name again? - Oh my gosh! - No, no, no, no, no. - She said, "Kate, you are my skinny bestie. Cash only makes fun of you because he is insecure about his weight." - What the? - Claire, bro, thank you.
Okay. Excuse me. You guys were talking. Did y'all not hear what just happened? Oh no, we missed it. She said, Kate, you are my skinny bestie. Cash only makes fun of you because he's insecure about his weight.
Wow. Okay. That is a crazy thing to say. Okay, Cash, read yours. Cash, for the love of the Lord, quit or quiet? Quit, quiet. Quit. For the love of the Lord, quit bullying your wife. I think you're funny, but a lot of people don't. Does Kate think he's funny, though? That's what's important. Kate...
Would you like to speak on this? Moving on. Thanks. Thank you, Claire, for clarifying that. Claire is my favorite fan ever. She literally brought a photo of me. Wait, Mav, read yours. Apparently she thinks I'm fat and not funny. Oh, did you not read yours? No. Oh, yeah, I did. I said, I don't know if you remember me, but we met at South Lake. Oh, yeah. Okay. Mav, you... It doesn't say that. Whatever you're about to say, it doesn't say that. Had...
Me. I just hurry. Worried. For a... Oh my gosh. But I'm glad you found a forever girl. Congrats. But... Okay. I'm... He's acting like a sloth from Zootopia. Glad. Dude, I'm gonna pee on you, bro, if you keep doing this, dude. Like, come on. I actually am going to. I'm going to pee on him. I'm going to pee on him if he does not stop. So beyond unfunny.
Just a waste of everybody's time. Girl, hey, get out of here. Hey, stop. Stop. What? You're getting water everywhere. You're getting it on the art. Forever. Hey, somebody leech right there, dude. Girl. Okay, Maverick, seriously, we're done, bro. Congrats. I'm opening up my cool package now. No, there's one more thing. It's for cash. How is that one more thing? She said, I made this. Maverick, shut up, bro. Claire. Okay, thank you. Act. Oh, my God.
Claire. There's no way she says Claire twice. Dot. She put her Instagram handle or something. Hammy. Okay, cool. Love. All right, that's enough. I'm sorry, that's enough. All right, open that. She said, she put this little keychain in there with the letter. It's the number zero with little basketball things. And she said, I made this for Cash because he likes basketball and zero is the number of goals he makes.
I'm insecure about my weight, and I'm fat and I'm not funny, and I make zero points in basketball She said does anybody have anything nice to say this sticker and a monster and said cash is twin No way what she also put that's crazy a monster sticker and said my twin. What does it say? I can't show that one. No no no I mean It says that
No, hold on. Wait, look at the sticker itself. Is it a naughty thing? Let me see it. I want to see the naughty sticker. Give it to me. Wait, give it to me. Give it to me. Y'all are going to talk. They're talking way too loud, and then they're going to want us to cut it. Give it to me. That's funny. Wait, let me see it. I'm going to show the naughty sticker. It says, since Mav likes dancing. Since Mav likes dancing? I can't show that. I can't. Let me see it. Oh, my God. Let me see. It's a sticker. It's like the W.
I will be the judge of the naughty sticker. It's not good. You can't show it. If you show it, we're going to have to cut it. Naughty. Not even that bad. It's not good. No, that is bad. You don't know what it means, but it's bad. Yes, it means... No, no. And then she sent another sticker that says, be a nice human and put Cash's name at the top.
What the frick? No, that says weird apple people. Yeah, this. Wait, can you read? Waffles and pancakes. Okay, we can't show this sticker because this is a Nazi sticker. Okay. You're keeping it? Yes. I'm keeping the Nazi sticker. Okay. I don't know whether to be offended or complimented by the sticker. It's got to be my bumper sticker. Am I supposed to be offended or complimented? I think it must be like a joke. I can't. I can't. I can't.
I'm proud. How about you move backwards so you can stay straight? Yeah, like sit like a normal person. There you go. Okay, it is time. Mine. This was addressed. Wait, what did I say? Open it. It is time for me to upload my what? Upload, sorry. I didn't mean to say upload. I mean, it is time for me to open the package that was shipped directly to me. It's like two cash. Oh, we have another one that was shipped to you. No, please. It was shipped to you and Gerald. Oh, great. Let's see it. It was shipped to you and Gerald.
Holy cow give me that this is to cash and Gerald Baker I had two packages two big packages the biggest packages we have shipped to me Do you guys have any big packages the biggest ones I do actually you know I'll take it back you guys might have said I'm fat you guys might have said I'm not funny you guys might have they even put my pimples on here You guys might have said I made zero scores in basketball and so far not a lot of nice things have been said about me and these female but I
You guys have shipped me the second biggest package and the number one biggest package. So we will start opening the biggest packages that were shipped directly to me. This is so cool. Okay. Does not say the other podcast. No, it does not. It says to cash. And Gerald. And Gerald. Where's Gerald? Just open it. I don't know where Gerald is actually. He's on vacay. Rest in peace, Gerald. He's on vacay with Kinsey. Personal time off. All right, here we go. Wait, where are you going? Hmm. Hmm.
What is happening right now? I guess it's just us here. I guess it's just us. Madden Harper after hours, right? Yeah. I thought I heard Gerald. Here we go. Gerald wanted to kiss you. Is nobody like low? Are y'all not like low key salty that I got the two biggest packages? Like not just one, but two? I don't really care. Yeah. Yeah, it happens, you know. I'm just going to. Not about. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. Oh, it's slime. Let's go. Don't eat that. Oh, I can't eat it. Wait.
Put that in your mouth. It tastes weird. Oh, this is cool! Custom slime? It's custom Gerald slime with a dinosaur. Is that for real right now? And a tree. You guys are creative. Look at this. That's really neat. Zoom in on this, baby. Custom slime comes with a tree and a dinosaur. We're about to find out what happened to the dinosaurs.
Brie Slime Shop. Thank you so much to Brie Slime Shop for our custom Gerald slime. Wait, let me see it. Because it's sticky. Why are the peanuts sticky? Brie Slime Shop. Everybody go shop. It's a cinnamon gravy.
Everybody go shop Breeze Slime Shop. It's B-R-E-E-S Slime Shop. Thank you for the Slime. Feel the peanuts, guys. They're sticky. Enjoy the Gerald Slime. I will. I will. I don't want one you put in your mouth. Water on it? No, you put it in your mouth, you freaking booboo. Here we go.
Oh, is it? It might need an activator. Hopefully it didn't get left out. It's been sitting for a couple weeks. Because it got delivered right before we took our break. Uh-oh. Oh, it's going to be all over. I need an activator, Kate! Stop! You're making it worse! Kate, you're blocking the whole camera view. Take your finger out! You got it up in my nail.
Well, you gotta take it out. You need to put activator in there. Is this activator? Do we have any other packages? Do we have any activator? No, we don't. You can play with it after. I'll get you activator after. Just hold your finger. I'll play with you after. Just don't make a mess. There you go. Okay. I'm going to open the next package. The next package is the biggest one, best one of them all. Hurry!
People are going to skip through this part and go. Yeah, they're so gone. You don't say anything, homie. You took three hours to read a letter. To read a letter? That's for your finger. To read a letter. Wait, hold on. She said to read a letter. I'm sorry, bro. I have a speech impediment. What about it? No, you switched your L and your R. Why did you wipe your finger off, dude? Uh-oh, they're making the edit. You're so...
I handed it to you and I said, "For your finger. For your finger. For your finger. For your finger." What is this for? For your finger! - I can't. - Be-boo-bop-bop. Reset. Turn your ears on, bud. I'm so sorry. That is, just so you know, you said there's a total of like two minutes of you yelling. - Two minutes and 15 seconds. - There's at least two minutes. There's at least, don't open my package. - Open it. - There's at least two minutes of just you yelling at me in this episode. - What is this for? - Harper, open the package. No, don't open my package. - Cash.
Why did it do that? That was an interesting thing for it to do. All right. Here we go. All right, open it. I'm going to throw you again. Put her in the package. All right, guys. All right, go. Open it. This is the biggest, baddest package shipped in the fan mail directly to me. So I'm going to open it now.
Okay, go ahead. We're waiting. Open it. It says vault on it. Open the vault. Why? Whatever is in there, I literally feel like it's going to be like a tiny thing. Wait, should you open it the other way so the fans can see in it? Yes, I will. I feel like it's literally going to be like high quality Secret Service stuff. No, you stand behind it. Okay. There you go. There you go. All right.
He doesn't know how to open it. I don't think he does. Oh, there's the side ones. Why do you gotta correct him? Wow, he looks like a Tesla, not a cyber drug. Here we go. No, the side clicks, baby. He doesn't know how to open it. I told you that like five times. I said like five times. Would you like to yell at me anymore? I'm not yelling. You're like a nagging wife that just won't go away. I'm trying to open my Christmas present here and you're nagging on Christmas morning. I
I'm trying to open it up. Yeah, you know what? I'll figure it out. It was just taking so long. I'm opening the other side. Y'all making this package a joy. Open the package. Cash, you're not talking into your mic. All right. How does that feel? I'll walk off the episode right now.
All the things are open. Just open it. So sorry. Open the package, please. I'd like an apology and a formal presentation. Cash, I'm so sorry. Will you please open the package? Thank you. You next. I'm sorry. Can you please open the package? No. I'm sorry. Open the... How? I'm sorry. And? I love you. Like, open it. I'm sorry about the package. No, please open the package. Please open the package. No. Okay, here we go.
What do you guys think? What do you guys think is in the package? What's your guesses? Gerald. Gerald, I don't know. It just seems like what would be in there. I don't know. I literally feel like it's going to be some computer technology or something out of a movie. No, it's definitely something dumb like Gerald. I'm hoping it's a custom basketball hoop. He just called Gerald dumb. Open it.
If somebody would like to yell at me again about this side. - It's locked, there you go. Cash, it's locked down here. There you go. - Did you latch it back? - No, you just didn't open it. - All right, here we go. - What is it? - Cash, it's the other side, other side. - No, this side's open. It's all open. - There's no way. - All right, here we go. - There's no way, dude. - What the frick? No, stop. - Cash, you're just not opening it right, bro. You don't know.
Just pull it. Just open it. Just pull. Cash, pull it. Here we go. Ready? You're messing with us. Oh, shoot. I was grabbing the bottom. Okay, okay. Ow. There we go. Oh, this is the lid. You've got to grab it careful. I said that. Here we go. Ready? Go for it. The anticipation is just going to be over. Here we go. It is, Jared. Wow. What the heck? What the? Wait, what the? We knew. Yeah, we knew. Exactly. We knew. Look at that. Like, what?
We on the money. What are all the notes? It came with a letter. And notes. There's so many notes. Cut out of Gerald. That's actually crazy. This looks more like Gerald's coffin. Oh my gosh. What? Hi. Unfortunately, I have some sad and serious news to share with you. Wait, is it a coffin? The last dinosaur you called Gerald was in fact a double agent. He pretended to be the real dino, but I have insider knowledge that he was fake and this one is the real Gerald. Oh, look at the eyes.
The people who destroyed fake Gerald Bro was like curb stomping Gerald's face with his face The people who destroyed fake Gerald Are your friends and we're trying to protect you Since I'm sending you real Gerald You need to guard him with your life Hence the case that cost 20 times more than the dinosaur itself I bet this case was expensive Well that makes sense Because you know literally a while ago We were like where the frick is Gerald Which is actually kind of concerning that Gerald's actually gone And now here's Gerald How did we know Gerald was in there
I have a feeling this is fake. No, this got shipped to our house. It's imaginary. No, no, no. Y'all put it in there. Didn't happen. No, we actually didn't. No, this was... Cash and Kate both told me I'm not allowed to open the package. It says... And now they're going to think I opened it. There once was a girl named Harper with red hair that gleamed like some copper. Wait, did you open it? No, I didn't open it. So there once was a girl named Harper with red hair that gleamed like some copper. Her locks were so bright, they lit up the night, a beauty that made her hearts grow fonder. What are these supposed to be? Like fortune cookies? Oh, yeah.
We have to mash these up. What do you mean? We have to mash these up. It says it's a bunch of different poems, but we have to mash. You think they go together? I don't think so. Cash got a new dino one morning. What? What? Maverick and a jest called Kate a bus, which cost quite a bit of fuss.
She frowned with dismay and had so much to say. Now Maverick's treading with hush. You called me a bus? Probably. I do remember that. I've called you a bus, a whale, hippo, semi. He specifically called you the flat buses on the front. Yeah, the flat bus in the front. Yeah, I did. There was once a short girl named Harper who loved to fit in quite the charmer. With a smile so bright, she light up the night.
Make friends with a laugh, not with armor. Okay. All right, so... I think... What do you mean they go together? There was once a woman named Kate who didn't care much about fate. When the dinosaur fell, she just shrugged. What? Oh, well. I think that's enough of these. And continued her stroll, feeling great. There once was a felon in cash whose farts were as thunderous as flash. What?
With each noisy bout, his friends would clear out. And he'd laugh like ye olde grand gas flash. I love that. That's the end of the episode, guys. They related my fart to thunder. Okay, goodbye. Peace out.