Who’s Most Likely To Break Up?
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- Who's most likely to break up? Harper, you pick. Cash and Kate, me and Kinsey. - No, why? Why would you do that? - What? - Honestly, I-- - Matt, you are making this whole couch mad right now. - You and Kinsey are inseparable right now 'cause y'all are like just starting.

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Amen, brother. Who's most likely to break up, like, in the whole big picture? You can't ask her that. Don't answer, Harvard. Kinsey, Mav. They're not gonna break up. I just want to be done.

Well, we have started. Welcome back to the calmest podcast. Okay, I'm glad that that's over. Well, I kind of thought... It's not over. It's been broken for a day and a half and I'm driving myself nuts about it. I got it. I got the ASMR thing figured out. I don't think you do because you're still talking really loud. Can you please shut up? Nobody wants to hear what you're saying. I'm sorry. I love you. This is insane.

What were you going to say, Kate? Well, I was going to share a little thought I've been having recently. I don't know what you just said.

What? Tell me now! You're hurting my eyes. I don't think you want me to. Tell me! I don't think you want me to. Tell me or else! Cash had a nightmare that woke him up and scared him that he wouldn't go to bed. Oh, don't say that! Don't say that! Did you pee in the bed? He did. Don't say that. No! He peed in the bed for sure! No, no, no, no, no, no! Kate, do you put extra, like, the plastic over the mattress so that Kate's, or so that Cash's pee doesn't actually penetrate the mattress? Yeah. That's pretty disgusting. Wait, is that actually what you do?

No shot hecka disgusting. Wow, you have to put a mattress protector on when you sleep with him. Well, I'm just making a joke. I'm kidding. Wait, nobody else sleeps with mattress protectors. Well, first of all, mattress protectors are different than a piece of plastic. We have a mattress protector. We don't have a piece of plastic. See, I'm a firm believer in mattress protectors.

I'm scared. Hold on, guys. I'm about to spill that on you. No, anyways, you don't want to hear about Cash's dream that scared him so bad? I'm never sharing anything with you ever again. Okay, it's fine. We don't have to talk about it. But we can. So he wakes up. This is why I keep my feelings all bottled up inside. Yeah, people out here sharing my business. Can you do that right now? Can you just let her talk? Yeah. Wait, guys, there's something in the house.

Who's the Harper coming out? I can't see Harper. Cash, can you put your legs down? What? Can you put your legs down so I can see my friend Harper? We don't have to go home.

Welcome to my home. Pretty much, Cash had a dream that there was a killer clown after him, and he woke up and was so scared that he wouldn't get up and go to the bathroom. Is it too early to be mean? It is a little early. Y'all don't understand what I... No, you stop laughing. Bro has to assure him backwards, just be mean now. Like, I don't care. Did you do that on purpose? No, I just put this on before the episode. There's no way. There's no shot.

You're kidding. I don't believe that. My tea is a little too hot for my liking. Okay. What the? What was that? My tea is a little too hot for my liking. Yeah, it's okay. What were we talking about? I can talk like that because I'm a woman. Yeah.

I hate this podcast. We can't stay on the topic. We were just on a topic, and then we were on another topic, and now we're on another topic. Okay, Cash, I literally was trying to talk about a great thing that happened this week, one of the brightest parts of my week, and you shut me down. No, you were talking about my killer clown dream. Yeah, that was what... Which you guys don't understand, by the way. That was the brightest part of your week.

What about seeing me? The dream? Literally? I was at a house party. Yeah. Okay, I don't really go to those. That's your first mistake. I don't know why I was there. Why were you at a house party? I don't know, man. Was your wife there? I don't know. But then a killer clown just starts stabbing everyone. What? Yes. Why was Kate stabbing people?

I was on it. It was too early. I'm sorry. I couldn't catch it. I'm sorry. First time stamp of Maverick being me in this episode. That one was like, it was easy. It was like a concert. Anyways, in my dream, everybody's running around, running for their lives. And I'm like on the third story of a building and I'm looking out and the killer clown is chasing this guy on a dirt bike. He was on a dirt bike. Oh no. Oh, this is some weird stuff. This is some foreshadowing, bro. This is weird. You, a dirt bike and a clown right here in the episode.

Number two. The clown is me. I'm the clown. Class clown. Me over here. Not you, Kay. That is very weird because this kid was riding the dirt bike escaping the clown. Was this actually a real dream or are you making this up? No, I mean, he woke up the next morning and was like shaking. No. Was he on the dirt bike? Was he on the dirt bike? No, that part is real. This kid was on a dirt bike riding around trying to escape the clown and then he like...

regs a little and falls down on the ground and he like gets knocked out and the clown just like walks over like that slow walk that those bad guys do and he just grabs his knife and he just goes okay enough you just spit in my cup of tea your spit launched out of your mouth hole and into my cup of tea anyways keep going oh yeah

What will we ever do? Well, I would like a new cup of tea, please. Would you make that for me, please? No, I don't even know how to make tea. Who makes tea, man? Just buy peace tea. Peace tea?

Oh, yeah. Peace tea. Peace tea. Well, I just had a great idea for a podcast episode. It just came to me while I was looking at my cup of tea and I could see my face. Yo, guys, we might be going on tour pretty soon. So I need you guys to do me a huge favor. Everyone go to the link in the description and go vote on what city we should come to and what country we should come to. So if you guys want us to come to your city, come to your country, go vote right now. And cash a spit. Would you like me to share it with you?

Oh, sure. Hear me out. Slumber party episode. We all wear pajamas and drink tea and have a little movie night. Please. That would be so fun. Wait, the next gross pod. Who drinks tea at a slumber party? Yeah, why? No. You drink like

Have you ever drank tea at a slumber party? Not at a slumber party, but I'm sorry, Kate. That's like a senior citizen slumber party type thing right there. Well, it's good for your body. We're going to host a tea party. I got a tea set and everything, and you guys are not welcome because you're going to break my tea set. Wait, y'all bought a tea set? I'm not welcome to the tea party.

Yeah, so maybe you do yourself Gen Z I

I used to eat those up real nice. And there were little snackies in my pocket. I used to keep them for my horses. I said, Bessie, you want a sugar cube today, Bessie? Nobody names their horse Bessie. Bessie? That's a cow name. Okay. Oh, yeah, totally. What was your horse name? I have a friend named Bessie. His name was Duke. I thought it was going to be Buck. Buck. Everybody's horses should be named Buck or Bucko. I had a horse named Cochise, a horse named Cowboy, and a horse named Duke. You had a horse named Coochie? What? What?

Go cheese! Yo! Stay quiet, Kate! Don't ever talk again! Hey! You should make sure she's sober, because that was not okay. Yeah, what's in that tea, Kate? It's raspberry leaf tea. Oh. That sounds specialty. Specialty? Specialty. That was good. Specialty.

Harper? So, uh... Why'd you have to throw a well in there, Harper? You can't throw a well in there. It's quiet. She goes, well... Well... Okay, so listen. I'm all down for the D party thing. No, no, no. You weren't invited. Do you guys know

remember what happened at the last tea party boys are allowed i just spilled tea on me i remember yes yeah sorry about the last tea party it was a massacre something about killing people on taxes and throwing tea overboard no more tea parties it's the boston tea party that's the one mine is gonna be much more fun than the boston tea party you're saying no killing british people well absolutely not i'd like to throw tea overboard if you're british you're welcome to my tea party i'll make it up for you what happened seems like a bad memory for them

I don't know if they want to come to the tea party. I don't think you should invite a British person to your tea party. When I went to Maine, I got to throw tea overboard the boat that was actually the real boat. Wow.

You littered in the ocean? No, it was, they were attached onto strings and they were like boxes of tea and we got to throw them overboard. And then they reel them back in? No, you reel them back in. Is a cup of tea with like the little shortbread cookies, those are so good. Oh, God. I just, I want a cup of tea right now. You want one? Kate will make you one. Oh, no, no, no. Is Kate like the maid or something? No, no.

no she is make some tea can you make me go make me some no kate is kind of like the main no she's so there's two kids i was referring to this right here harper's referring to a different kate so kate baker hired another kate to do all of kate's job so now kate baker doesn't have to do anything well i promised my cousin i would talk about her on the podcast um

I'm going to. Hey, Zoe. All right. Now. Oh, which brings me to my next thing. Where was I? I was at Bath and Body Works and some girl was like, mention me on the pod. So, hey. Bath and Body Works girl. Everybody that's asking to mention them, I'm already high. Listen, guys, what are y'all even talking about over there?

Harper, what kind of tea you want? I got mint. I got lavender chamomile. I got raspberry leaf. I got hibiscus. I got lemon. I got lemon. For real? You're going to... Kate's going to make me tea? Yeah. What kind do you want? What flavor would you like? We got all the kinds. No, seriously. What do you want? Green tea. Green tea? Green tea. We'll see if it happens. We'll just... I know. Would you like sugar? Welcome to the Postmates Wellness Retreat. Let's start by breathing. Fees in. Fees out.

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Sugar. Sugar. And honey. Sugar and honey. Oh, chips and queso. No, that's not how that works. I want chips and queso. Oh, it's agreed.

Chips and queso. We don't got chips and queso on hand. We got tea. It's such an Ickling guy's eat. An Ickling guy's eat. Are these the things we were talking about the other day? Yeah. I need to get that. Yeah, you should. They're salty. What are y'all doing? Stop. Guys, what? Stop grocery shopping on the podcast. What? No one knows what you're talking about. You wouldn't know what we're talking about. We're talking about sticky boobs. Okay. You can keep that.

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You guys have a problem. I have a problem with you. Lately, we do have, I have a problem with you too. Oh, okay. I have a problem with you guys each. Me and Cash have been doing something. Well, don't say it like that. We've been doing something. Not like that. We've been sucking all of our time away doing this thing. Why? The choice of words, man. What? Do you make them better? Cash has been, he's been a bad friend.

Been a bad boy. Been a bad friend. Bad boy. Bad man. He's your brother. Yeah. He left me for dead many times this weekend on video games. Oh, my gosh. I'm talking about a video game. It's a real. It's a real. He betrayed me, man. No, we've been playing video games. I'm not going to lie. We've been sucked in. That's like an addiction. Locked in. Not sucked in. Locked in. Whatever you want to call it. We've been in. Yeah, well.

And it's been caught a bad. So just go ahead and skip over this story because it's about video games. And I know all y'all really just want to hear about the tea party. No, y'all don't understand. Tea party, video games. Video games. Video games is ruining our lives. It is. It is. But it's also making my life so much better. No, that's a lie. No, it's true. I have headphones on. I can't even hear you. It's great.

Mark it down. I mean, has any of like anybody that's ever come up to y'all like have they been like mentioning me on the podcast and then you're like, okay, yeah, what's your name? And you've never mentioned them on the podcast? I've actually never done that. I've never lied. I do that every time. I do that every time. I think one girl's I met

Three people at Grimaldi's, one girl. Her name was McKinley or something, and I feel so guilty. Oh, you just mentioned her. I know. Your guilt can go away. There's been way more, though. Yeah. Oh, never mind. Everybody that's ever came up to me, I'm mentioning y'all. I know. Somebody on Cameo asked me to mention them. Huh? You said Cameo? Oh, no, Cameo. I forgot I still had a Cameo, and somehow I got randomly booked for one. And I was like, oh, I guess I'll do it. And they asked me to mention their name, and I was like, you know what? I'm going to do that.

I think their name was Maddie. Oh, well, if it wasn't. Well, to all the Maddies out there, we are mentioning you now. Shout out, Maddies.

You guys know the first girl I ever had a crush on? Her name was Maddie. Well, then that's not my name, so now we got a problem. It was in, like, kindergarten. Oh, it was in kindergarten. Harper, what are you doing? Answering my cameos. Oh, my God. You just reminded her. No, what's it called? I remember a person asked me to roast Cash and Mav on one of my cameos, but Cash and Mav, they don't live with me. Wait.

I got a random, like literally I never get on Cameo and somebody booked me on Cameo again, like three times in a row. And I was like, I was like, wasn't doing Cameo anymore. Somebody booked me on there like three times in a row. And every time they had said roast Maverick. What? I don't know. Every time they were just like roast Maverick. Why do I need grilled so much? That was their only direction for the Cameo. Oh, that was. And they sent it multiple times. Yes. Yeah. Like they kept sending roast Caution Maverick. I thought it was Kater Harper booking me. Well, fine. Go for it.

Giving people what they want. Okay. Literally, we had to refund them like five different times. I felt so bad. Oh. Because I didn't have cash enough by my side. Oh. Because they're never by my side. They never have my back. They never happen. Never happen. Well, that's not true. Guys, Harper, you know you're welcome here all the time. Really? Really. Except...

evenings that's what me and matt play video games no it's actually so sad after after we finished working last night they were like we'll play one game and i came out of my room i went i did my little shower got ready for bed put on my little pajamas and i came out and kinsey was still just laying on the couch out here by herself waiting for maverick to be done and it was like midnight listen no no no yeah kinsey knows if she wanted me off video games all she had to do was say maverick

You need to get off video games? Oh, because she walks you like a dog. No, because I was just playing because I thought you guys were being entertained. Cash actually told me. He said, no, they're having fun together. They're doing things together. I fully knew she was sitting on the couch by herself. You are a liar. Yes, I wanted to play games. Sorry, Kinsey. Rude. When cotton rubs together, it makes me, like, my teeth hurt. Oh, I know what you mean. Don't do it. I don't like fabric. It makes your teeth hurt? Or like when you scratch fabric with your nails. Ew, it's gross. What are you doing? No!

literally hate it every single time please don't do it there's torque on your hips there that was not real guys why did you turn this crap is disgusting like this crap you don't call it crap this it's not as if there didn't be crap though you literally you're gonna stop it you really are in that mic and then you go and you put your mouth all close to it you are eating you won't kiss that mic oh he licked it earlier that's just got all the fart particles up in there you licked

Disgusting. That's so disgusting. You basically just licked your own butthole. You're basically about... No, when you kiss Cash, you're going to kiss his butthole. Oh. Give me a kiss. That's disgusting. Give me a kiss. Stop. I went to go get Kate many kisses on this podcast. Stop. And I don't think she's ever kissed me back. I love Kate. I haven't said anything mean to Mav all pod, and he's ripped into me at least five times. Y'all should have seen her off camera. I didn't.

off camera. I don't talk to you off camera. She probably thought something. No, I don't talk to Maverick off camera. My mom said if I don't have anything nice to say, not say it at all, so I choose not to speak to him. There she goes. She's ripping at me. That was me. You pretty much just said everything I think about Maverick is bad, so I'm not going to talk to him.

No, obviously that's not true. Believe it or not, what happened after... Be honest, Kate. Just spill the tea. Oh, I'll tell you what happened. So I went downstairs and I was like, oh, my throat's hurting. And then I realized I had a salad earlier and I think something I ate in the salad I'm allergic to because my throat is low-key swelling up and my nostrils kind of hurt too. I don't know what's going on. So I think something was in my salad. I think my salad was late. How are we on to a salad right now? How did we get... There was no horseradish in my salad.

Like the red horseradish? There was horseradish in my salad? If it was red. What is horseradish? What are we even talking about? How did we start talking about salad? You got horseradish in your salad. Oh. Hey, Cash. I ate a horseradish. No, no, no. Horseradish. It's a radish. Shit, horse. Comes from the ground. Guys, what do y'all think about my sleepover idea? I think it's a good idea for the girls' pod. All I want is for Cash to spill the tea. You know what's cool? It's burning hot. It will actually third degree burn someone.

For real? Yeah. Let me spill the tea, Kate. No. Let me spill it. I'm not. This is my cup of tea. You have to wait till Harper and I get our tea so then we can all three have tea. And then y'all can all spill the tea? This is Salish Matters. Can we get another cup of tea for me to spill? No, please, no. Yes, please, please. Say I said it more than you. This is one of my influencer friend's socks. She's not just an influencer. She won a blimp. Just the one sock? She won a blimp from the Kid's Choice Awards. Who was it? She's the coolest kid in the world. And you have her sock?

That's kind of weird you stole her sock. No she gave it to me. What? Like when she was grabbing the blank? Or were you like, can we just talk? No. Say say. Sorry. What the? Salish. Say say?

I love Salish guys. Yeah. You stole her sock. I know I did so much. Salish I'd be concerned if I was you. She's never stolen one of my socks. Y'all would probably think that me and Salish just like go up to LA and film together but we actually talk offline and I enjoy it. Who's most likely to steal a sock?

Harper. Probably Harper. What the heck? Not me. Can you just stop ruining every episode? Speaking of which, we need to play Who's Most Likely To. Yeah, we're supposed to play Who's Most Likely To. Well, first we have to get our tea. The tea will come when the tea comes, Harper. Well, we don't need to force Kate. Stop being impatient, Harper.

- Oh, are you saying you wanna go make your own cup of tea? Do you actually drink tea frequently? - With my mom every morning when my throat hurts. - Yeah. - All right, let's play who most likely to. Who would like to start off?

okay can't you start off oh okay i wrote these down i wrote them down myself by my own brain i'm getting hit oh you got bruises on you who's most right this feels targeted oh my goodness who's most likely out of all of us is that all right is everyone working or listening to me i'm ready i'm ready who's most likely

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- To lie about their birthday to get the free cake at the restaurant. - Me and Cash both have lied so many times. - So many times. Back in 2019, every restaurant we know we went to. - I didn't actually lie. My friends lied and made it my birthday probably like- - Every restaurant we went to, we were like, "It's his birthday." And they bring out free cake, it's a life hack. - And they'd always, yeah, I don't- - At the cost of lying. - No, I never lied. I just always got free cake. - I shouldn't even ask for it. - I didn't even ask for it. - You let everyone else lie for you? - I didn't ask them to do anything. It would just all of a sudden a birthday cake come out.

I'm literally like 34 years old now. Okay, next. Your turn. Who is most likely to yell at a bug? Yell at a bug? Yell at a bug. Wait, like yell like, ah, bug! Or be like, stupid bug! Don't you ever do that to me again, bug! That one. Oh. Maverick. He'd be like, ow! He'd be like, why would you do that?

So who's most likely to try to communicate angrily towards a bug? Kate is obviously the one who would get mad at a bug. Honestly, I have tried to talk to ants before when I was little. I was thinking Cash. You know, I'm going to confess something here. Yes? I actually yelled at a fly yesterday.

I did. You did? He kept buzzing that guy. What did they say? Yeah. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. This fly had been up my butt all night. Whoa! What the? Whoa! Whoa! That is a no-fly zone. If you ask me. That's funny. That's creative. You finally got a joke. You guys should laugh more at that. I'll give you credits for that one. I'll take the credits. And it was Charles the Fly, too. I'll put him at the end of the episode. Okay.

So anyways, I had been minding my business all day and this stupid fly, it was like he knew what my ear was. It was just before or after it came out of your butt? He was never near my butt, okay? So when people joke about being a little OCD, I wish they knew what it's really like to live with OCD.

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hey guys this is kate she's been helping us which one is a cup of tea can you take the hot candle the handle whatever that's called thank you i actually caught a fly the other day i catch flies a lot i'm kind of like a fly catcher you know so i it's good i catch the fly in my hand and it's still alive so i say can you come here

And I put the fly up her shirt and I let go. What? Yeah. Oh, they're not ours. You put a fly up her shirt? I did. I sure did, bro. Let that baby fly. I was talking. What? They were ignoring you. Did he put a fly up your shirt?

He tried. He would probably. Oh, no. That fly was flying all around in there. Okay. Why are flies up shirts and booty holes? I don't understand. No one said it was up your butt hole. No, you did. You said a fly was up your butt hole. Y'all got to learn what an analogy is. A fly was up my butt. I don't know what kind of analogy that is. Yeah, wait, wait. How did you catch this fly? I can't even swat a fly with a little fly rod. And you caught one in your hand without killing it. Yeah, I can sit back. He caught a fly.

How do you take ketchup files? Dude, that's a great idea.

- Dude, that is the craziest fly trap I've ever seen in my whole life. - You're doing so well, too! - Those fly traps that are sticky. Is that one of those, there's a little bit of poop residue? - I was thinking more like those plants that be in a fly trap, and it's like, slow, slow close. - It just stuck onto herself, a little bit of poop residue, and she was like-- - It starts going into the bowl. - I'm so close. - Y'all know the majority of your audience is girls. - Sorry, she just clenched and went, "Gotcha!"

She's like so uncomfortable right now. Imagine she missed and it was a lightning bug, bro. It's just lighting her up. Okay, okay, okay. Maverick. Maverick, it's your turn. I love this episode. You were right. You said this episode would be better. Mav, it's your turn. It's my turn? It's your turn.

I don't know how I could talk about that. No, I feel like we should keep talking about that. No, no, no. That was a funny topic. Her eyes are glowing and her ears are glowing. She's like, I'm so uncomfortable. Look at her. Kate, why are you mad? I'm not mad. I just feel nauseous. I'm right now. I can't come out of this. She might have had to be a kid. Anybody else got any fly stories? I mean, it's going to be hard to beat Kate, but I mean. I did not. There could be one. I don't got a fly story, though. I feel nauseous.

Aww. Katie? Katie, are you alright? Did you happen to trap some flies? No, I don't know what just happened. Did too many flies get in your stomach? Where do you have any more flies? Guys, I think she caught a bug. Oh no. There's a hole in his sock. Oh no.

Your fly is down

- You got the fly girl, you hear me? Somebody, okay, please let me out. No, Kate, you can't get up on the bike, the dirt bike's gonna crush me. Please help. - Please help. - I don't know, he probably wants me to help, but I'm not going to. - Just lift, lift the dirt bike back. Yes, there you go, lift it. - No, it's heavy. It's heavy. - He's like, he's like, he's like, Matt! Matt, please, Matt, seriously, I'm losing strength. - Okay, I think he's actually, all right, okay. Okay, I got the bike, ready? - Yeah! - Come on.

Come on. Pull your pants back up. You're indecent on the tea. He unfilled the tea. I would kill him. I'm sorry, Kate. I will be. I will be. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to spill the tea. Oh my goodness. She's going to cry about her tea. I will be weirded out if you cry because that's actually. I'm so sorry. Oh, she's crying. Crying now? I can't do this. Anyways, guys. Who's most likely to cry over spilled tea? I can't quite know.

Oh, wow. That's awkward. Dude, that was like the funniest five minutes. Did you even say one? No, that wasn't that funny. No, that was funny. No, not that. The whole, from the beginning of the fly talk all the way there almost meets the Halloween episode. No, no. That almost got me in the same way, bro. The Halloween episode was so funny. I can't. What's wrong? Huh?

Huh? No, she'll be back. The Halloween episode actually made me laugh about it on camera when I watched the video. Oh, I've watched it now and I laughed. We just watched it the other day and we were still laughing. Yeah, it was so funny. The Halloween episode is my favorite episode of all time. Oh, the Halloween episode. Only that one segment, though, when I throw up. We watched it and you can literally see the throat come out of my mouth. His mouth is just completely brown because of the tutorial. He's just...

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I can't follow! It's so good! It's not! Okay, I am sorry about the tea. I actually am sorry. I didn't mean to spill it, but to be fair, you didn't help me out for a while. I can pour some of my tea into your cup. Oh, how generous. And my tail. Here you go. Well, no, his mouth is open completely wide. There's tea over there!

It's fine! No, my socks are gonna get wet and I don't want my socks wet. Oh, take your socks off! Just sit down, baby. No, there's tea where my feet are gonna be. Oh, criss-cross. I do that. Just sit. You're fine. But there is also tea on her seat. Okay. Okay, don't- I didn't know you were getting tea all over it! You're okay! Switching seats! You're okay! I think we should order a new chair. Kate, just sit. Kate! Kate! Oh, you have awoken the beast.

If anybody remembers last episode where she said, don't be mean because somebody else was mean. Has your tea warmed down yet or cooled down? No, it's hot. I can't even put it because I'm going to burn myself. I don't know if y'all saw what she was just... I might go get an ice cube. Yeah, we might need an ice cube. I'll go get some ice cubes. Are you sure? While she cleans the tea. Thank you so much. Don't spill my tea, okay?

Okay. But you guys, you know what's funny? What I actually laughed at was when he was falling back down the motorcycle and then Mallory said...

Like, your fly's down, got a hold. I forgot what he said. It was funny, though. Hey, guys. I'm tired and I don't have a cup of tea anymore. What? My socks are soaking wet. Thank you for that. I'm glad that happened. Oh, but don't worry. My feet are being kept warm on the moist carpet from all the tea. Thank you. Thank you so much. Yeah, it's like green. Guys, it's tea. Come on. No, it's just like. What are you doing? She's adding ice to her warm tea.

No, you can have it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I have two. Oh, thanks. You're too generous. You know, sometimes I'm like, maybe I shouldn't get so irritated, and I shouldn't. Thank you. But it's hard when everything of mine is just destroyed, constantly destructed, messy all the time. Kate, you have a hard life. Oh, my feet are wet. No, Jess, sit down. It's a wet carpet. Come on. Stop being so dramatic. Ew. Ew. I took my socks off. My feet are, like, warm right now on the warm, wet carpet. Dude, I don't know what these girls are going to do without their...

Their tea. Oh, they still got theirs. Don't worry. They're good. Ew, my feet feel gross. Hey, in respect of Kate, I think y'all should dump your tea out. No, I'm not ridiculous. No, in respect of Kinsey and her future bedroom, don't pour the tea out. Why'd you look at me like that, Kate? Because you're being ridiculous. Dude, like, really? Like...

Relax, bro. Yeah. Stop acting like that. Our couch is destroyed. My chair is wet. The floor is wet. I don't have a cup of tea. A dirt bike is in the upstairs of my home. There's no dirt bike up here. Where's the dirt bike? Hole in the wall behind you. Our TV is smashed. There's not a hole in the wall yet. You're sitting on the dirt bike. Okay. Whoa, dude. Smart bean. He is sitting on the dirt bike. Small bean, what?

Smart bean. Smart bean. Smart bean. All right, let's get back to the game. Who's most likely to... All right, who's most likely to have... Don't laugh while you're sipping your tea like that. Who's most likely to have anger issues? Now. The camera literally pointed towards you. That was crazy. It pointed towards you before I could say it. This is not a good time to... Now you pointed the camera away. Now point it back. Okay, what's your toes doing? Point it back like you did. I genuinely... They're so cold. My toes are freezing right now. Oh, my gosh. Take the... If you're...

podcast so much why do you why do you come here i literally i just leave i'm fine when you're not destroying my things you would never leave you enjoy the destruction okay who's most likely to have anger issues um everyone point three two one go okay she's just salty there's three fingers for kate you got a point i mean

Is it really? I think it's lightning and thunder. All right, Kate, your turn. Well, okay. Who's most likely to continue to destroy other people's things after they politely ask multiple times to stop destroying it? All right, go. Kate, do you have a point? Do I have to? Yeah, everybody's got a point. Oh.

It's either... Are you gonna point, Mav? Everybody, guys, you gotta go and go. Go. I guess cash. You just point immediately. You don't gotta think about it. But, like, they're really doing you dirty, bro. I feel bad. That was crazy. Four fingers were pointed at me. Also, pointing is not nice. Did anybody ever teach our manners? I felt bad pointing at you. I did. Thank you. All right, Kinsey, you ask one. Hold on. I have them written down. I forgot. Oh.

How are you not ready? We've had so long to prepare. Should we just go in a circle and say all the things that Cash is most likely to do? Who is most likely to fart in an elevator filled with people with the door shut and they're locked in, there's nowhere for them to go? I've done that multiple times on purpose. That is disgusting. It is one of my favorite conversation starters in an elevator. What, I'm sorry? No, just... Did y'all hear that? Is there a ghost in here?

Or if you want to really mess with someone, you go, oh, excuse you. Can you guys believe this guy? Elevators do be fun. We've had some fun times in elevators. I'm sorry. Can you guys hear me? Because I've got to stand up because my back hurts from bending over. And my toes are cold. Don't laugh at that. All right, Matt. Somebody else go. Harper, you have to stop it. Stop it.

Who's most likely? I'm trying to think. Wait, what's funny? I forgot. No, you ask him who's most likely. It's my turn. It's going this way. Fine. No, skip you. Harper, you go. No, I gotta go. Okay, fine. I'll go last. Okay. Well, who's most likely to? I need to set my tea down. Who's most likely to? Did you not write any? You go first. Okay. I don't care. Wait, no, Harper, just go. Who's most likely? Are you sure? Yeah, I wouldn't want you to skip your turn.

Here, I'll let you say the name. Oh my gosh. I'll go again. Okay. Who's most likely to... Can I say it? I wanted to say what I think the title's going to be. Who's most likely to get lost in their own city? Okay, now see, you have to question, and then everybody says three, two, one, and we point. Okay, three, two, one. Wait. No, you don't get to think about it. You just point. Who has the most? Oh, who's most likely to have a... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who has the most here? Nobody's got... Wait, who are you pointing at? Whoever, who are you pointing at? Maverick.

Okay, it's a tie between Kate and Harper. No, it's a tie between everybody. What? She's pointing at Kate, Kate's pointing at you, you're pointing at Harper. No, it's Harper. And I'm pointing at Kinsey. No, Kate's pointing at Harper. Harper. Oh. Harper wins. Alright, Mav, you, or wait. No, it's my turn. Okay, you say one. One. Who's most likely to have a fly fly up their butthole and then their cheeks close? Okay, three, two, one. Okay, everybody go, go, go. That didn't happen. Why don't y'all point?

Start pointing! 3, 2, 1, point! See? Look, here we go. Ready? Watch this. It's easy. No, no, let me go. Look. Who's most likely to die? Okay, 3, 2, 1, go! I can see Maverick. Why me? Who's got the most votes? Me? Me?

Okay, I think Kate's gonna murder me. That's understandable. But why me, Kenzie? You just do some really dumb things which could cause an accident which could cause you to die. Okay. Matt, who did you point at? I pointed at Harper. Why Harper? Because look...

Okay, that's valid. She eats random things. What is that? It's from the tea bag. Oh, you're not supposed to let the... Okay, no. I just voted Kenzie because she's the oldest. I mean, statistically here. Oh, well. Okay, see, it's easy. Who is most likely to take advantage of a senior citizen? Three, two, one, go. What the frick?

What? Can you say that? If y'all don't point a cash or wrong. No, I don't think we what I don't think you can say that. Take advantage like be like, haha, you don't know what scampity riz is. No, like you scam them out of their money or like, you know. Okay, you. Okay, I didn't know when I asked that question all the thinkers are going to be pointed at me. Okay, my turn. My turn. Who's most likely to be eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer? I think he only likes dudes, so probably me. No, probably me. I think. All right, I have no idea what you're going to point. Three, two, one, go.

Oh, Maverick. Me? Maverick's getting eaten. Aw. Also because I think he found his dudes at like dance parties and you go to dance parties. No, it's like gay bars. Wait, he only killed the guys? Definitely Cass is getting eaten. All right, anybody else got any? All the guys that love the dance bars. Who's most likely to throw a fit in Monopoly?

What? I don't know. Really? I just quit. No, I just quit. Oh, no, it is Kate. You're right. It is Kate. I just quit when I get done. Only when she's playing with y'all, probably. Yeah. Believe it or not, I'm actually a super normal and patient person when I'm not around you guys. Okay, you guys can't just point at me for every single one of these. Who's most likely to go to prison in Mexico?

Me? What the heck? What am I doing in Mexico? You? You're just the type of guy to get arrested in Mexico. You're just that type of guy. What? That makes no sense. Give me one type of thing you think I would do. You're the type of guy that'd be like, oh man, I didn't know you couldn't do that.

You would take advantage of Mexico people. You would take advantage of a Mexico senior citizen. No, that's you. You would scam them. You would start starving and find some food and you have to eat it and then you throw up and you defend somebody and they'd start hitting you because they were mad at you for not eating their food and then you would try to fight back and then you have to go to jail. Okay, I have one more. Who's most likely to punch a wall? Punch a wall. No! No!

He hit me.

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You idiot. You're so stupid. Can't she make it better? Uh oh. You got a little scratch on you. She don't want me to be better. How did you do that? Dude, you did nothing. It's like an Indian. It's a strong wall. Okay. Yeah, well, you're not as strong as you think you are. Yeah, you can't even punch through a wall. Apparently not. But I'm not going to do it in Kate's will.

Okay. Now I have a punch better. Who's most likely to leave somebody in a relationship just because they don't like them anymore? Three, two, one. Wait, I need a vote.

I would be so mad at you right now. Wait, what was the question? Who's most likely to leave somebody in a relationship just because they don't like them anymore? If this was my house, I would be so mad at you. Like, genuinely. It's me? Everybody pointed at you. Wait, Kenzie, doesn't that make you sad? He wouldn't not like me, though. That he would leave you for me? Harper, you're 12. I know, okay. Well, it's in my dreams, all right? Wait, but Kate, I'm sorry about everything.

Okay, who's most likely to be mean? That was the next question. Who's most likely to be mean? We got an issue. What? So, you guys know these outlets that have like three prongs? Yeah. Yeah, it's only got two now. Oh, you broke it inside the thing? Yeah. It's stuck in the wall? Yeah, the third prong is still in the wall socket. Hey, I know the fits. Just stab that one into the wall. It'll work. Anybody got a fork?

No, Cash, just plug that straight into the wall. No, don't use a fork. I should have got a fork. No, obviously I'm not giving you a fork to electrocute yourself, you idiot. Cash, you just plug it into the wall anywhere. Dude, if I was your wife, I would kill you. Huh? Just plug that in anywhere in the wall and it'll work. Okay, let me just... Okay, that's not really working, Matt. Now both the prongs are broke. Oh my gosh. Now all three prongs are broken. Is this what y'all just do around here? What? You're the one who broke the TV. Are you serious? Y'all just wreck things around here?

I feel like this wall's not very stable after all this. Is this a podcast? Okay. Cash wanted to ask this question. I told him y'all wouldn't be okay with it. What? I didn't want to ask any questions. He said, who's most likely to get divorced? I did not say that. Yeah, you did. I did not say that. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. He heard it. He's blaming this question on me. No. That is crazy. How about who's most likely to break up? Okay, who's most likely to break up? That is the same thing. Harper, you pick. Cash and Kate.

No, why? Why would you do that? What? Honestly, I- Matt, you are making this whole couch mad right now. You and Kinsey are inseparable right now because y'all are like just starting a relationship. Amen, brother. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, exactly. I forgot. But who's most likely to break up like in the whole big picture?

Like, who, if one of us was to break down. Why, why, why? Probably me and me and the podcast. No, no. Matt and Kinsey or me and Harper. If one of our- What? What the? What the? Wait, what did I say? Oh my goodness. Wait, what did I say? Harper. Harper. What did I say? Did I say Kinsey and Harper? No. You said Kinsey and Matt or me and Harper.

No, Matt and Kinsey or me and Kate. Harper. I'm going to say Harper. Harper, who is most likely to break up in the long term? You can't ask her that. Don't answer, Harper. Don't answer. I think none of y'all will break up. I mean, obviously. It's hypothetical. Gun to your head. You had to pick one. Which one would you pick? Well, there's not a gun to her head. I mean, I would choose probably like...

Look at how in love we are. No, I know. Bro, Kate doesn't know. We're like a picture perfect couple. Your back end is too close to me. I've honestly never seen Kate happier. She's happiest when she's with me. So who are you going to pick? I honestly, I'm just going to talk about the people that are closest right now. Like in this moment right now. Kenzie and Mav. They're not going to break up. Really? You think me and Kate are more likely to? Why? In this moment. In this moment.

Wait, no, but like, why would you? Because she like break up with you just to like, because she's mad at you breaking her house so she can get her own house. But she still want to be married to you, but she needs her own house. It's okay, I'll fix it. Is it? That fell on her. Oh my gosh. I'm going to lose my mind.

kate just put it down there we go if i'm being honest i think you already lost it okay why are you gonna lose your mind don't lose it no it's just like so beyond obnoxious like top level obnoxiousness like all i ask is to just maybe not destroy my things do you even know how to spell that word destroy no obnoxious wait hold on mav stop really kate

you think that about me what do you mean really okay i only i only knocked over your cup of tea well the cup of tea was an accident don't be mad at me for an accident since no it's just that you're so chaotic and everything you do be more careful that's an evil laugh that's an evil laugh

She's just sitting here at your downfall. That's what she's doing. Because it's so frustrating and everyone's going to think I'm crazy and I'm not crazy. You're not. No, nobody understands what it's like living with two psychopaths who just destroy everything. Okay, so now we know the answer to who's most likely to be mean. Okay. No, y'all are insane and you're fine with just destroying everyone's belongings and being chaotic and being messy and knocking over our cup of tea and not making us a new one. I'm not going to destroy anything.

No, y'all just... I have, like, watched y'all, and y'all have been, like, obnoxious this episode. You think I stick my head through that wall? No, it's not even funny. I've been thinking about it, and I wasn't sure. Y'all think the hole's big enough for me to stick my head in? Yeah. Yeah, go for it. You know what? Don't do it. Can I just leave this episode? I'm so done with it. Okay, okay.

She's so mad because you spilled her tea. Or she's mad because there's a bug up her butt. It's one of the two. I don't know which one it is. It's not your bunny anymore. Oh, that's... Oh, Lordy. That's, like, not good for me tonight. Okay. Yeah. Kate, be honest. Is something bugging you? Hilarious. Okay. Why are you guys not laughing at this? You want to laugh deep inside. No. She smiled.

I'm on Kate's side for this because I genuinely love Kate. No, no one's on Kate's side more than me. I'm a hubby, baby. I'm her hubby, baby. I'm her hubby, baby. I'm trying to touch your love, your affection, but you ain't accepting my affection. No, I'm not accepting it right now. Accept me for who I am. Can I help you?

Can't help someone that doesn't want to be helped. No, I've asked you. No, she just asked if she could help you. Oh. Now you tell her what you want. Oh. Okay. I'm not a big fan. Oh my gosh. I would like. I'm sorry, Kate. A sandwich. What did he say? I knew you

i almost said it for you it's not funny because nobody else knows the inside joke wait what did he say it's not an inside joke she said well i told her bring me a sandwich it's about that's all there is to it it's just a joke oh well what did you say oh okay because the other day when she walked in you were like oh my goodness wow do you remember that no she he goes how did you get her asking if she can make you a sandwich oh yeah kenzie was like mav can i make you a sandwich and he's like

Sure. And I was like, did she just ask you for permission to make you a Sarah? This is the craziest thing I've ever witnessed. I was like, how do you do that? This is jokes, by the way. Disclaimer. Actually, just put this like five. This should be like all throughout this episode. Disclaimer. I'm joking. And also disclaimer for anything she says. And also disclaimer, she's not actually mad. It's an act. No, it's not. Right?

Because I love Kate, and I would never try to hurt Kate. No, I like you. Thanks. No, no, not even joking. Me too. I love you. I love you too, Harper. Kate, if there's anything I can do to make up for the catastrophes this man has done to your house. Well, it's like a $300 fix. I know a drywall guy. It's just that it's not going to be fixed. That's the thing. Shake on it. I'll fix it. Like this week? If he's available.

Yes. But you're not just going to put another hole in, like, two months for the content? Well, but, like, if there's another hole in the wall, he could fix it again. But, like, we don't need to keep putting holes in our wall. It's ridiculous. Once we get a studio, we can patch it up. I don't give a crap what we do if it's not in our house. I'm just tired of our house being destroyed for stuff. No, she's saying once there's a studio... Okay, so you keep talking to me like I'm...

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Like I'm like I'm lower than you I feel like you are yeah get on your knees. That's it. I'm out of here Okay, just edit me where it looked like I drove drove drove edit me where it looked like I drove around for a little bit and now I'm back Dude, you know that makes kate mad. Why would he do that now that I burned off some steam you let out the gas You let out the bug gas gas, um, do you forgive me? Yes. Oh, okay. We're good

she rolled her eyes so far back in her head i'm sorry that was rude to me do you want to ride on the back no i don't i'm okay thank you do you want to ride on the front no i want the dirt bike to just be taken out of our house back into the garage where our dirt bike belongs i don't understand man women me neither man dude they're so complicated me neither did like why does one get so mad are you just punching a hole in the wall dude because

That's all I did. Dude, you can't even make this up. How did that just happen? Can you hold this tea? You just hit her in the head, Cash. Wait, did I really? Yes, you hit her in the head. This is not a good episode. It's not? Wait, did I hit you in the head? No. Oh, see? But it could've. I'm sorry about the could've situation. Could'ves are bad. Listen. Kate. Yes. Could'ves surround our whole life. I'm seriously sorry.

What are you doing? I'm being careful. Oh my gosh, he's gonna... Oh shoot. My tea, my tea! You are not careful! I'm being careful! Careful for what? What do you mean? My tea! What are you doing? I'll give y'all some space. Do you hear that? I think it's thundering. Here, Kenzie, come sit. Let's watch. Don't want me, you know.

I love you. I love you that. I think he's first by who I. - Okay, all right guys, well, okay. Me and Kate, we're happier and better than ever. - No, we're not actually. That's not true because for those of you who missed it, I don't know, you guys maybe have all been here for like the whole episode. So far, my tea was knocked over. - Whoa. - Yeah, sure, happens.

Hey, happy couple. Happy couple. Pay attention to the sad couple. We smoked the tea and we laughed. That's fine. Kinsey, let me know how it feels when they knock your tea over when you're four years in and every cup of tea you ever have gets knocked over. Knocked over. Hey, Harper, I just want to say you are spot on with the who's most likely to break up. You are spot on.

we're not gonna break up guys we're not breaking up i promise you no we're not breaking up but i really wish like maybe a little bit more consideration would go into like okay i thought you're about to say you really wish you would have married someone different and that was gonna hurt i would never cheat by the way but that would really hurt me no i just like you know every once in a while let's maybe take a step back take it off we're not a cute couple right now just take it off oh we're sad

Sad sideways is sad. Sad girl hour. No, just like maybe every once in a while, let's maybe take into consideration like, how will this make Kate feel? Because everything we do upsets her. So maybe we should stop upsetting her so frequently. If everything he does upsets you.

Kind of hard to do anything. Like I said, he's normal. He is normal. I know what she needs. Off camera, he's not. You want to be Starbucks? Oh, gosh, careful. She can't have Starbucks anymore. Oh, my gosh. I'm like the worst husband ever. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I forgot you're not allowed to have Starbucks. No, I'm sorry. She's on a diet where she's not allowed to have Starbucks. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Yeah, they're trying to have a baby.

To have a baby, that means no more Starbucks. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. No, trust me, she's fine. I just want to be done. Nope, you're not done. No, you just started crying. This is the best part. Matt has some decency, bro. Sorry, I need, the views are down. Views are down. We're having intimacy here. But currently, views are up. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. No, we're not done, Mom.

I didn't. Harper's mom just walked in, guys. Yeah, you're ruining the moment. Hold on. Kate. I just want to be... I'm serious. Are we done? What time is it? I mean, we can be done, but don't you think the audience is entertained? No, I'm sorry. You know what? This isn't about that. It's so annoying. Why can't you guys just be normal for one hour? Bronwyn's laughing at you, by the way. Harper's mom is laughing at you. Harper's own mother is laughing at you. I just thought I'd point that out. Nope. My face is crazy. My mom laughing at you. Harper.

Get off the couch. What the? You can sit down. Go ahead. Take a picture. I'm sorry. What's wrong? It's fine. What's wrong? Hey, one day... Everything about this episode is wrong. No, nothing's wrong. Listen, I can help you guys get to where we're at. Listen, I'm gonna leave and I'm gonna have you work out your couple problems.

Thanks. I love you. Wait, Harper, do you have anything to say to maybe help me out here a little bit? You screwed up your own situation. Okay. It's your own fault, and I'm sorry that you did this to yourself. But I'm going to leave. Where are you going? Are you going to Starbucks? It's a couples podcast. I'm going to leave. It's not. Take your armor off. Yeah, I think you guys are the couple, Harper. I don't think I'm invited to that couple anymore. Me and Kay are a couple. All right, guys, I'm just going to go over here.

Welcome to the new Welcome to the Couples Podcast It's our Matt McKenzie and Kaden Harper

Nobody likes me here today. - Dude, I'm personally big fan. - Yeah, I think. - I'm a number one fan brother. - Except when you left me in that video game. I was pretty mad, pretty mad. Okay, so does anybody got any final words to say here before we wrap things up? - Don't ruin the house. - Yeah. - Remember when Anna was here and she said, "Heavens." - Kate, let's go to Starbucks. - Wait, wait, wait, hold on. - It's a three star day. - Oh, it's a three star day? - Yeah, it is. - Let's go. - Not kidding. - Kate, can you clarify that like you're not actually mad at me, right?

I'm not happy, but it's fine. He's like, please, please, I don't want people to be meeting me in the comments. No, it's fine. I understand that we have to put holes in the wall in the name of content, and I understand we have to spill my cup of tea in the name of content, and I understand I can't go to Starbucks because I want to get pregnant. I'm so glad you understand what's about to happen. Cash, who's most likely to punch a hole in the wall? No. Just end it right there. Yeah.

Thanks for watching, guys, if you're still here.