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Harper's breakup right here. This is insane. This is crazy. Like this needs to be cut. A year in the making. Uh-huh. A year in the... Like, oh my gosh, guys. So, it all happened a year ago today. Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.
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a few shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon. Spend less, smile more. Not a year ago today, about like 12, 11 months ago, because March, it all happened around March, I had my first kiss, and it was with him, and that was when I first met y'all, too. And also, also, we met, or he, the guy that I liked, we're going to call him ****.
What don't know? Okay, continue. That's a great code name. Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. So, yeah, we're going to call it **** and we're hanging with ****.
and um because you say it's real friends and actually i'm still friends with them they're texting me as we speak they're pretty funny all three of them i had a good time with the one time i hung out yeah but whatever so um basically we talked for like three days then i found out that he kissed three other girls while we were talking for the three days and then he stopped kissing girls no and then girls stop kissing guys y'all are children then
he got back with his girlfriend and keep in mind, this was like a year ago. So, I mean, he could have changed. Um, he didn't. So basically what happened was, sorry, Harper, I have to pause you is insane that we got new Mike stands and you're still literally tapping your hands across it. Yes. No, he was like, he had, no, he had his fingers and he was literally tap dancing. Yes. He was doing that. Guys, I have like ADHD. Like I can't help it. If there's something here, I'm going to tear it up. Fidget toy.
I don't think I'd want it. Like, I gotta find something. We have the perfect fidget toy for you somewhere. It's called the slime. No, no, no. Anyways, I'm sorry, Harper. I wasn't trying to interrupt you. We just couldn't hear you because of him. This is much better. Get the squeaker out, guys. Alright, alright, Harper. Yeah, so basically, then him and his girlfriend dated for six months. And he cheated on her like 30,000 times.
thousand times during their relationship wait harper so this guy that you were with cheats on you and then cheats on the other girls that he's with and then he still has a six-month relationship with one girl but cheats on her multiple different times all of you need jesus that's what i think so he cheats on her and you said oh yeah he's the one for me so i like this yeah no harper that's honestly a 100 a
Actually, 1,000% your fault this time. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 30,000 times, shame on me. No, just wait. You ever heard that before? Fool me once, put the blame on you. Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times. Forget the peace sign. No, don't do the lyric. Don't talk about Harvard. So, yeah, basically...
that... Wait, I never heard that song. Yes, you have. Yeah, you have. Fool me one time, shame on you. Fool me two, get the blame on you. Fool me three times, forget the peace sign. Forget the peace sign. Forget the peace sign. No, so yeah, then he dated his girlfriend for six months, cheated on her multiple times, and then...
He texted me. He was like Harper. I miss you so much cuz him and his girlfriend broke up He's like Harper. I miss you so much. So we started talking again and in that time you're talking a million mile an hour right now I am with you. This is the kind of speed I need no, I'm I'm gonna the viewers. Can you give me a
A very summed up version? No. Oh, okay. Yo. No, no. So basically, after that, me and him were talking after he broke up with a six-month relationship. Okay, so I'm just going to clear it up for the audience because it's pretty confusing. So you dated a guy. Uh-huh. He cheated on you. Yes. No, no, no, no.
He dated someone else and cheated on her 30,000 times. No, no. First. And then. First you dated him or another person? So first another person dated on him. They took a break. No, no, no. But what happened? Why did they take a break? Because he cheated on her a lot. So this guy. No cheater. This guy that you knew cheated on his girlfriend. You dated him. Cheated on you. I didn't date him. He dated another girl. I didn't date him. We talked. Okay. After he talked to you, cheated on you, whatever. Right? Then he went and talked or dated another girl. Cheated on her.
And then he came back to you, cheated on you. So yeah, he came back to me. And then, no, no, he didn't. He came back to me. He came to my house. Unfortunately, at this point, it's not even his fault. Hold on, wait, listen. This is all your fault. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This part is not. So he came back to me. He said, hey, Harper. One night he said, hey, Harper, turn this into a short, by the way.
So I can post it on TikTok She's like I want this on my Instagram And my TikTok And my YouTube shorts No so yeah Yeah I do Anybody who doesn't watch the podcast Is gonna see it on another platform Wait I need to get my hair ready Hair ready
Oh, you want this clip going viral? Viral, viral, yeah. While you're getting your hair ready, this literally sounds like the skit you did when he described it. It was the same skit you did on the loan episode. Oh, yeah. Where she cheated and he had already cheated on someone else or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, no. So my skit was actually inspired by Harper's relationship. Oh.
No, so yeah. So basically one night he was like, hey, Harper, can I come over to your house? And I was like, sure. How many people? He was like, oh, like just three. He brought over seven. And there were a bunch of like thugs and stuff. Were they part of TTYL or whatever? Yes, YTRL. And I was like, oh my gosh, like this is bad. I was like, hey, make sure, just keep everything under control. They ended up stealing so much from my pantry. And when I got...
That's the classical. You had eight guys over to your house and you thought they weren't going to raid the pantry? I was like, yeah, whatever. No, I'm with you. When someone shows up uninvited and you take food that I bought that was not intended for you to eat. They're like 13 and 14 year old boys. They're going to raid the pantry. It's rude. No, yeah. So they raided the pantry and then some of them left and it was just
This other guy and me and one of my other friends, but she left again. And I was like, oh my gosh, like this is okay. It's fine. It's whatever. And so little did I know while I was downstairs, like cleaning up everything.
at that time, my credit card was in the back of my phone case. No way. He took it out, took a photo of it and used it. Like he, he was like going ham on it, like using it, um, multiple times for, from the, like from that Friday to the next Monday when I found out. Wow. And I, and I looked at my card and I was like, why do I have left in my account when it started off with like there. And I was like, there's absolutely. Wait, so how much money did he spend? Did he spend? He spent. It was either. You said.
Like last time we talked. I remember the first day she came over. She was like, Kate, I have something to tell you. This is a pretty insignificant part of it. Just for clarification, I'm pretty sure mom said it was. Yeah, she literally just said that right before she left. Oh, yeah, she did. I walked upstairs and she goes, it was actually. So yeah, he stole, but he gave me back.
I didn't know that, but now that I... Profit. Now I know that. So, yeah, he stole $300 from my account. I have all the evidence on my phone, and so if y'all think I'm lying, I can show y'all. Okay. But...
But yeah, and then after that, I stopped talking with him for two months. He got back with his girlfriend that he cheated on for six months straight. And then they broke up because she got with this other guy. And then he called me again. And he was like, Harper, I miss you so much. And I was like, this time maybe he's being for real. He wasn't.
So we talked for at least three weeks and I ended things with him last night. Yeah. But like a couple of days ago, you were all excited because it was Valentine's Day. Yeah. And he got me this really nice gift. But little did I know was probably the money that he stole from me to buy that gift.
And, yeah, so... And he doesn't need money or anything. He gets $150 in allowance a week. I don't know why... That blows my mind. $150 in allowance? The fact that people get allowance in general blows my mind. What was your allowance? None. I make my own money. Yeah, well, what was it before you made your own money? Before you made your own money. $20? Me and Cash have a different kind of allowance. $20 a month, maybe? Yeah, no, I didn't get allowance either. Our allowance was like, we'll allow you to do that, but...
You might get hurt. I'm with you on that. There was an allowance and we knew how far that allowance, we knew right where to put it. The fact that people, so many kids get money. Parents provide a home for you to live in and they're like, oh, if you do the bare minimum and clean your bedroom, I'll give you $150 a week.
Yeah. Like what? No way. And he literally drives a car and he's 14 years old. I'm putting him on blast right now. He drives a car. He's 14 years old. He does have a learner's permit. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I fight. Yeah. Call the cops on him. Well, that's okay. I've already decided I'm bleeping out anytime she said a dollar amount or his actual name or her friend's name. Yeah. Because I'm like... As much as we love to hear Harper's slander... Just to clarify for everybody, we said...
We can't talk about this. And then she said... I said that my mom is fine with it. She doesn't care about the situation anymore. And it's my money, my words, so...
Yeah, it's not my mom's problem. So we're not responsible. That's what I was like. Oh, and then also he gave his friend an idea to steal my mom's $10,000 diamond earrings. So yeah, he went home with them. The next day he gave them back at McDonald's to my sister. Yeah, that's crazy. Insane. Wait, did he? Was he trying to like score a date with your sister? Because I wouldn't have went to McDonald's. No, no, no.
But she said it wasn't him who took the earrings. Oh my, he just texted me, you're being so mature, Harper. Stop texting me, you're lying, you're crazy. Talking on the internet about something that happened months ago because a boy blocked you is sad. But I don't care, you lied about the whole thing. You're being so mature, Harper. Give me that phone! I want to FaceTime him on the podcast.
I just said we invite him on the podcast at this point because I just want to see y'all two talk. Oh, I would love to invite him on the podcast. I don't want to say a word or anything. We can blur his face out, whatever he wants. I'll just pop me some popcorn and I'll sit right here. I'll be a viewer. We don't even need a mic. Us three would not need a mic for that episode. No, it's just them two.
Oh my gosh, wait, we don't even show up. We just put him on the couch and say, solve your problems. I just want to say, watch. I want to be a viewer at that point. He's insane. Harper, listen. Harper, wait. No, no, no, real quick. I have all the evidence, too. And for everybody listening. Now, listen. I know you're saying a lot of true things. Mm-hmm. But you have also... I've also lied, guys. I've also lied. I've also lied about the situation, but...
I'm saying the only thing that I made up was that I thought that he liked me
What you knew he didn't like you? Here's the problem, all right? This is what people say. And this is a known thing, and you're doing it right now. It's like if a guy killed 10 people, don't walk around saying he killed 12 because now everyone's going to call you a liar and he's going to call you a liar and all this stuff. So even though this guy may have done something bad, if you add more bad things to it,
It just makes you look bad because it's like you're trying to, it looks like you're just out to get him now. I got 4.5 million people on my side. Matt, when did you get so wise? When did I get wise? Well, I started going to church. I prayed for wisdom. Here I am. Guys, the thing is, he just gained 200 followers from my live stream. And also, he, you know what's also so funny? I will say, Harper, I can't imagine being like, like Harper is 14 years old and she has like 4.7 million followers. Like,
You like I just can't imagine knowing that probably everybody hanging out with me just want something from me. I know like See this is the thing and this is what I always say. It's not that they want something from you They want you're cool. No, they want followers. They don't I don't do what's wrong with that. Why? Yeah, that's the only reason Joe's here is the only reason Harper's here is the only reason we're here. Oh
Listen, that's our job, but all these... Well, if none of us have followers, no one would be here right now. No, I'm saying that all these kids she goes to school with all want... But if Harper had zero followers, she wouldn't be sitting here right now. And if I had zero followers, I wouldn't be sitting here right now. No, I agree.
our followers have gotten us where we are but I'm saying that these other kids that are making fun of her behind her back and then are like oh my gosh Harper are they doing stuff like this and like getting followers from it that's just that's not right so wait wait wait so you're saying someone uses someone for followers that makes fun of them behind their back that's wrong
I don't think you first of all, I don't think you should make fun of anybody. But I just want it to be known that if I had zero followers, I wouldn't be here. But I have followers, so I'm here. So you're using me for followers. And then and then on top of that, I know you make fun of me behind my back. I do not make fun of you. Oh, yes, she does. I don't. Do I make fun of you or do I complain about you? A little bit of both, probably. I don't make fun of you. Has she ever made fun of me behind my back? Cash, be honest. No. Have I made fun of him?
I have not made fun of him. So... No, but let me tell y'all. Peace, love, and kindness. The fruits of the spirit. Back to the program. No, but let me tell y'all what else happened. He made a fan page of me and him. And so, yeah, he made a fan page of me and him. It was called Harper's S*** and underscore fan. And he made up this whole lie that the owner of the account gave him the account because he was just done with the account because we ended things. So much bleeping on this episode. That does not happen. Well,
Well, you're literally getting him so many followers right now. I don't care, honestly. It's his loss. No, but like... No, it's his game. Would you be cool with it if we had him on the pod? Yeah, I'd be fine with it. Really? I don't think her mom would. No, it's fine. Well, anyway, I said we have him on the boys' pod.
Again, I don't think her mom would like that. Yeah, I don't know if we should... No, I don't care. If you guys haven't watched our Bros podcast, it's called LOL Bros. It's pretty much like this podcast. But way funnier. Yeah, because... Well, it's just more...
Mature. I'll cut it out, but I feel like we should stop saying her mom won't let her do something because it makes her look bad. You know what I'm saying? No, well, she's 14. Her mom has control over her life right now. Yeah, but if you guys haven't watched the Bros podcast, go watch it. It's pretty much like this, but for an older audience. I think we should make a quick shout out to Harper's mom for handling the situation extremely well. You could just let me plug the podcast real quick.
Never mind. Don't go watch our other podcast. I was just going to say that Harper's mom handled the situation. Bronwyn handles Harper with such grace. She got a 14-year-old daughter with 14 million followers in a love triangle. 14 million followers? 4 million. 4 million. I thought you said she got 14. Whatever it is. She ain't that popular. Changes all the time. Should I just join the live? Well, 14 million including the followers she gave. Realistically, if what you are saying is true and Cash has the most followers, that means that all of y'all are here just because of Cash.
See, Joe, that's why I like you. That's why I like you. Point out the obvious. Yeah, and Joe, let's not forget you're here because you're paid. No, I would love to hang out with Harper if I wasn't videoing her. Joe, don't say you want to hang out with 14 girls. Look at Harper. She's so into whatever the live stream is. This is insane. The drama's crazy. We might have to expedite this episode. You're in love with him. That's the problem. That is the issue. No, you are in love with him. Yes, you are. You like him.
I think she's upset. You're obsessed with him right now. Look at you. I'm obsessed. You're on a podcast and you can't even talk on the podcast because you're listening to him. He's telling so much lies, bro. But Karina, I want to hear too. Yeah, here. Yeah, here. No, guys, stop. We can't just put him on blast.
How cool would it be though if we actually did get like a chair over here and we gave y'all our popcorn of your own camera and then only those two would be on there and y'all be like the hype man every time someone says something you're like ooooh yeah like the debate with Trump and Hillary Clinton
They're just on the potty, they're just arguing back and forth, and we're just like, ah! Truth is, listen, we could have a scoreboard, too, and every time one of them makes a good point, we add a score to their side. Yes. Truth is, guys, I think Harper made some mistakes in this relationship, and I think he did, too.
He's saying that I already have the clout, so it doesn't matter. Just join Harper. What? He doesn't have any clout, bro. Let me see. I think he's a lost kid, maybe. Maybe he's a great kid. I think he's a great kid. You still didn't put your mic down. This is so funny, guys. This is insane. I don't like this. I don't like this.
I don't like this. Like what part? Anybody else got anything? I don't like talking about people. Yeah, I said we talk about more people. Drama, drama, drama. Anybody else want to expose anyone? I mean, that's why people are watching, right? For laughs and drama. Are we expediting this episode? I feel like we have to. No. No? No, this is the... This is going to be old news. Off topic. It doesn't go out now. Off topic, but I started washing my hair like every day and my life has been so much better. What the...
Because, you know, like. No, no, I mean, no one cares. I actually think your hair looks good, honestly. Thanks, Joe. The volume's crazy. Yeah. Who did your makeup? Oh. It looks really good. Thanks. I actually did it myself. But if it looks bad, like, I don't know who did it. Okay. I'm going to out Kate, not in a bad way. I'm actually outing my wife. When I first met you, I told Lauren, I was like, I really like her hair. And she looked at me, she was like, you know, it's probably fake.
And then I found out it was fake. And I was like, I didn't know girls who aren't of color wear fake hair. No, yeah. I'm glad that you couldn't tell I had extensions, though. Because some people get extensions, and you couldn't tell they have extensions. Harper, you're still going in. Guys.
I don't... Harper, I'm so sad for you. I feel like your little heart's getting broken. I know. Look at her. Harper's heart is getting broken live. Harper, how do you feel right now? Can I request to join so we can all blast him? What? All blast him? I'm part of no blasting. I'm not blasting nobody. Yeah, Harper, unfortunately, we can't slander. Listen, we treat him with love. If you join, you need to say, hey, I'm sorry if you feel like I've cast you in a bad light, but...
Yeah, honestly if anything that makes him like- What's true is true. No, I'm kidding. That makes you look like- You need to treat him with kindness, not be- Kill him with kindness. He's messing up the stories. All my fans are saying that. Kill him with kindness. You guys know that song? I think- Harper. Somebody's gotta take away Harper's phone. We gotta set it down. Harper's here, but she's not here. Oh, she is on another planet right now. And it's so sad just watching her heart break literally on camera. I know. Harper, are you gonna cry? No. Like later though?
Are you? If you could cry right now, it'd be good for the clickbait. He just said that I went crazy this morning. You know how there are some guys who say, I like a little bit of crazy in my woman. That's her and her guys. She is the crazy one. I feel like she loves the drama right now. She's 14, bro. Yeah, everyone loves the drama when you're 14. I don't love drama. Never mind. What? I'll save it for a guys episode or something. No, go ahead. No. This episode doesn't need it.
Oh, we got plenty of stuff going on right now. Well, I will say when I was 14 and there was something happening and I was like, you know, like my blood's boiling because someone's being mean to me. I lowkey loved it. Yeah, because you loved being mean, you bully. Just going keyboard happy and like arguing. Keyboard happy? You were mean. I'd love to read some of the comments you left on people's posts. Oh, do y'all actually still have any up?
Like just bad stuff when you were young still up online. I was never mean to people. I was never mean online. Like I never left hate comments or anything. It was like I would, oh gosh, I wasn't even mean on like Snapchat or anything. I feel like me and Cash did something mean.
How funny would that be though if y'all now with your verified usernames went in love hate comments on other influencers stuff. They're like, what is CashBaker saying this morning? It's like, this guy sucks. Like on Preston's. No.
I actually, I feel so bad when I think about how I was like, I wasn't even mean to people's faces. I feel like, well, maybe you regret that. You just say, okay, you regret that you were a bully. I really do regret it. And I feel so bad. And I literally think about the kids that I bullied and I'm like, what are you guys doing? Y'all I'm writing a topic down for later. Oh, I wish I could just go and tell all those kids. I'm sorry.
I was so mean for no reason. Yeah, maybe you should. We should have each of them on. You can tell them in person live. Gosh, I wish I remember their names. You can apologize to all of your victims that you bullied. If you guys were a victim of Kate, please email me. Hit the email. Hashtag stop bullying.
bullying by team maverick baker at gmail.com you're gonna get so many fake emails listen no if kate was no no i want to we're gonna give her an apology episode i will if she was mean there's anybody that i genuinely was mean to in middle school but if y'all say something and she don't recognize your name or something yeah i got it how about everybody just comment down below how kate bullied you because everyone's a victim
What? That's a real victim mentality. Everyone's a victim. How about we do that thing? I've never been mean to people. After I got out of eighth grade, I wasn't mean. Harper. Hold on. Hold on. We need you to come back. Yeah. You're pulling a Cash. Cash is so bad, guys. Cash? Cash is the only one on this podcast that doesn't get on his phone. No, no, no, no. The only one. No, you're pulling a Cash off the camera. Cash will be working on something and we're like, Cash, hey, Cash, I just got a quick question. I'm just going to ask you this one thing. And he'll be like,
Yeah. And you ask and then he'll sit there for like 30 seconds and it's like, he's like, yeah, cash is gone. 30 seconds is even generous. No, no, no. We'll literally be like, we'll look at him and we can tell by the look in his eyes and we're like, okay, when you're back with us, let us know. And it's so funny. Like you might get up to walk away. You'll be like, I'll just ask you later. He goes, no, no, no, just one second. And you're like, it's been five minutes. I'm just going to leave. I'll come back. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm almost done. Yeah, because he's doing something and he doesn't want to stop what he's doing. But he can't like focus. If he loses his train of thought, it's gone. And it's not coming back. It's like when you have a good idea in your head and you're like, oh.
And then you gotta write it down or something. You can't just stop to not write it down or else then you're gonna forget the good idea and it's never gonna happen. Yeah, like how multiple times a day we literally say, okay, when you're back with us, Cash, let us know. And you know what? I acknowledge that. And I'm like, okay, I'll try to get to them in about one to two minutes. And I normally come back in about one to two minutes. But Cash is gone in those one to two minutes. Harper, listen. But I think
all of y'all have big issues about getting on your phone on the podcast. I've seen Kate Amazon shopping on the podcast. I've literally seen her shopping on Amazon buying stuff. I only ever get on to take notes. That's pretty much all I'm telling you. No, you get on and text people too. I see you texting people. Only if it's... Are we believing stuff?
Yes, a lot. Okay, yeah, yeah. So then in that case, only if it's like... You just need to let me know when I need to bleep. Okay, well bleep this. Only if it's... It's the only reason I would get on my phone. Or like somebody that I haven't like... Hey, guys, guys, guys. I'm on call. What? Hey, quick question. He ended up on a call? Harper, Harper, listen. What is happening, man? This is exactly my point. Harper. Everyone's just on their phones. Answer my text, LMAO. Harper, listen, listen. You need...
The attitude that's going through this girl's veins right now. This is crazy. You gotta relax. Like, I feel like I'm, like, back in middle school. And come back to reality. This is not... Come back to reality. Like, one of my friends was, like, eating a guy up over text, and I was like, yeah, yeah, say this, say this. That's what I feel like right now. You need to tell him that you're...
You're on to bigger and better things. Just tell him that you're not interested in talking and you're sorry if he feels like he was. I was the one that ended things with him. He wasn't the one that ended things with me. Yeah. I heard some tears in your voice there. How do you feel right now? Are you broken hearted? No. You're not heartbroken?
You're not going to go emo on us? Next podcast, you are going to show up in all emo clothes. I'm waiting for her to look over and her hair is just... Someone's taking a... Someone's taking a trip to Hot Topic after this.
What was that? That's the laugh. No, my laugh. My voice has been like this all day. I can't lie. No, it's been like kind of. Your voice has been like this all day. It's been a little raspy. Because I didn't sleep last night and I went out and I was singing and then I sang at church and it's just like a little. Whose voice gets like this after singing? Oh.
That doesn't happen. You know what? Somebody, one of my favorite comments is when people comment timestamps of when Mav does fake laughs. Yeah, exactly like that. And somebody commented, Mav, it was like, I still remember the timestamp. It was 12 seconds something. And they were like, they were like, LOL, Mav's laugh at this point. And he literally did this right here.
Yeah, it's like he felt the need to fill the silence or something. She looked at them. What are y'all doing? Topic. Taking a note. Everybody see my notes? Taking a note. I'm kind of with Kate though on the Amazon thing. Because you just remember that you need something by tomorrow and you only have like 20 something seconds or 20 minutes to order it. A lot of times I am like, oh shoot, I need to get that because I need it. And like if you wait another 30 minutes until the episode's over, it won't show up tomorrow. It'll show up the next day. I think that's fake.
when Amazon says like stuff like order in the next 15 minutes I don't think that's real.
I don't know. That's definitely not real. That's definitely not real. That's marketing, bro. That's marketing. Y'all are crazy. No, they only do the Amazon shopping. Only two left in stock. They have 2,000 left in stock. Yeah, because you know what happens a lot of times? A lot of that stuff you're ordering is just coming from Walmart or like Best Buy. Literally, it's not. It literally is. No, a lot of it is like random stuff like that. It is.
I used to deliver for them like last year. He may know more than us. Yeah. Okay. No. You were an Amazon deliverer? Yes. Oh, she's calling again. We're back on the line. No.
Did you get to drive one of the blue trucks? No answer. No. The blue vans? You would show up to like a warehouse at like 4.30 a.m. Oh, is it in your private car? Yeah, and you would load up all the packages into your car and go deliver them. I've seen those, yeah. And sometimes, like, the house was wrong or something like that, so you would just keep the package. Oh. Oh. You were a thief. Huh? You were supposed to take it back, but I was like, it's an hour away. Did you ever get anything good?
He said, my manager said I can't call you. What? My manager? But he can get on live? You're so funny. Wait, that means he was serious when he texted me that one time. That's funny. No, wait. That means he was serious. One time he Snapchatted me, and he goes. He said he carded, though. Wait. He's. Oh, my gosh. I'm laughing about the manager part. Okay, the joke is over. Okay, hold on. Wait, he said he's laughing. What joke is over?
You didn't steal my card info. I'm so confused with you right now. We love you. You're actually insane because you stole three. We love you. No, we stole, you stole three. We love you. You stole three. Hire a stop. Let him go. You put my info into DoorDash, took my card info, and spent like $1,000.
Let me let me handle this no Seriously seriously, I need you to like snap back and
This is absolutely not how you should handle a relationship. It's not a relationship. It's a frenemyship. It's not anything. We shouldn't handle it. Who is that? Eminem? Wait, can I say something real quick? I won't even look at the screen on your phone. There's like a million things going on. Stop contacting this guy. And he needs to stop contacting you.
That's what needs to happen. Wait, I just need to know who the manager is. After he's on the podcast, of course. Wait, wait, can I say something? You can turn your phone off real quick and let me see real quick. I just want to see your phone. Why are you typing in all caps? You know what? I'm going to ask him if I can be his manager. You looking for a new management, bud?
Wait, why does he have a manager? He doesn't. It's his buddy or something. He's also in a gang. Oh, well, he could have a manager. Someone called like Leo or something in the back alley. Maybe the janitor. Wait, can you turn off your phone real quick? I want to just touch something. Let me just see what he says. Like, look at where he's sitting, bro.
Why are you sitting there? Look at that. Alex sits in the weirdest places. There's literally a toilet right there you can sit on. There's a chair, there's a beanbag. Look at all the other seats in the house. Beanbag over there. That's crazy. Wait, show them on camera. Look, there's a beanbag over there. Uh-huh, there's like a chair over there. There's a toilet right there. And homie sits there. Yeah, it's crazy. I think I need another round. Are you angry? Yes. Okay, but are you really angry or are you frustrated?
Both. Are you, Harper, do you cry, like, over guys? Only once. He just asked me, wait, have you ever kissed another girl on the cheek? What does this have to do with anything? Okay, I would like to move on to next.
Matt, what are those notes you wrote down? Why does everyone know that? Those notes I wrote down, they're for the boys pod. I don't think we're going to like them here. One of them is the story about the unkillable man. Wait, you can't say kill anymore. You have to say like unalived, right? No, unkillable. On TikTok, they don't like
Wait till you guys hear it. This man fought like four wars. It's crazy. Wait, stop talking. Stop talking. They got to go watch the bros pod. Okay. Okay. The other topics for the bros pod is crackhead throwing competition. I literally can't wait. I really can't. Yeah. And,
And George Washington's dental history. Like, trust me, it's crazy. Wow. Trust me, it's crazy. I want to hear about that. I do know a little bit about that one. Wait, wait, let me see. I have two notes. Let me see. Oh. Oh, and then this time Cash, like, got in beef with this guy and he had to run a background check on him. He was, like, trying to sue him or something. It was crazy. Oh, wait. I only have... Why does he want to know have you ever kissed another girl? Yeah, I feel like that was in the middle of y'all arguing. That's a weird thing to ask. That's, like, out of the blue. So I almost feel like you're lying. I know.
Yeah, like I don't even know how that happened. But yeah, if you guys want to hear us talk about that, go subscribe to the boys podcast. Link in the description. Guys. Oh wait, LOL bros. That's what it's called. I just want to say one thing about the unkillable man because it's crazy. No, we're going to talk about it. I know, but I got to say one thing. Okay. And then y'all can come hear the story. But he literally was like in law school and he was like, I don't want to be in law school anymore. I want to fight in war. So he went out, found a war, and he said, I'll fight for either side. Who will take me? What?
He just wanted to kill people. He wanted to be in war. Oh, yeah. So that's called a serial killer. Honestly, that's the way to do it, though. Anyways. I mean, yeah. No, if you want to be a serial killer, like if you're like. He's trying to do it legally. Yeah. Okay. No more talking. Oh, man. Yeah. We're getting into it. Okay. What were you about to say? Oh.
I think it's tragic that there is an LOL Bros, but they won't let us have an LOL Girls podcast until they post the bros and see how well they do. Well, the bros is out. It should be out by the time you guys are seeing this. Actually, it will definitely be out by the time you guys are seeing this. But we can't start both at the same time because we don't know how LOL Bros is going to do yet. Maybe it'll flop, but it won't flop if you guys go subscribe. Yeah, and if you guys subscribe, then you'll get the LOL Girls because I know that's what everyone really wants. For me, Harper...
to talk about the drama without the guys butting in with stupid conversations like George Washington's dental history. You literally said you wanted to hear about that. Yes, I do. But not in the middle of the drama. Joe, I just texted you something. Can you throw that up on the screen? Yes. All right. We're going to really get to the bottom of how Harper is feeling right now. This screen? Yep. Is there a glare on it, though?
No, you can definitely see it. But y'all keep talking for a second. Yeah. I just want to know, like, I feel like you're heartbroken, but you're also angry and you're upset and you're frustrated. So I feel like they're being masked all together and you don't know how you're feeling. And we need to get to the bottom of how you're feeling so we can deal with this. Don't cry. She just gave me the dirtiest glare ever when I said that. What? She was like, Harper's giving the glare. And then we're going to ask how you feel about us. Yeah, are you mad at us right now?
Not even a little. How insane does that make you look when you talk about me in live? Oh, snap. You did. I'm done. Yeah, you said that, but you still text him. Just throw your phone across the room. Can I just see your phone? I just want to see one thing. Matt, let me see your phone real quick. Matt, why are you typing? I have one thing I need to do. Wait, I have one thing I need to do. You can turn your phone off. I don't even have to. It doesn't have to be on. I just need something real quick. Hold on. Harper. She's ignoring me. Harper, you're so wrong. Why would you say this? I can't believe you right now.
I would just end everything because it's not worth any of our time. So just stop going live and teaming up on me and I'll stop going live and teaming up on you. I'm done with you. I ended things with you. You stole my money. I love you. No, you stole my money. I didn't steal your money. Like, just stop everything because you think I'm obsessed with you, but I'm not. Can I say something? Is that a voice memo? I want to say something. Just wait until the podcast episode comes out. That's going to be really awkward. Oh, yeah.
I don't care. You don't care? I don't care. I just see your phone really quick. I just need to do one thing. You can turn your phone off. I just need that physical phone. What's going on? You're going to throw it. Huh? What are you doing, bro? Your credit card's not still in here? No. I was going to take a picture of it. No. No.
Listen. Wait, Matt, what did you want? Oh, here we go. We got the feelings wheel up. So, Harper... And it's all the feels. This is all of them. They can't... You guys are gonna have to pop those up on the screen. This thing is tiny. So, which one are you feeling out of the middle there? Let's start in the middle. Do you see emojis? Start in the middle there. What is this? Harper, which feeling are you feeling? Use the microphone. Okay, I don't know if you guys can see. She's pointing to... No, they're not. Okay, pick one. Angry. Okay. And then...
Let down. Ooh. Betrayed. Yes. Betrayed? Okay. So let's go back to when you were a child. I know that's not far ago, but listen. Hey. When was a time that you felt betrayed? Just now. No, no. I mean like previously. Like as a child. Was there a time you felt betrayed? What's happening, bro? Dude, I thought we were about to never do a talk about mental health on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, clearly he said we're never going to talk about mental health in this podcast because it's meant to be happy. And this is not. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can you show me on a graph where, where you're talking about? LOL should be. LOL. Okay. This podcast, this is where this podcast should be. Why is there no happy emotions? There is a happy, happy, happy, and then it should be playful, content, interested, proud, accepted, powerful, peaceful, trusting, optimistic. It should be playful,
And then it should be... I like the word... What the heck? Or cheeky. And I like the word cheeky. Okay, cheeky. My name is cheeky. Cheeky, cheeky, cheeky. My name is Cha-Cha. You guys know that song? Cha-Cha, Cha-Cha-Cha. Cheeky, cheeky, cha-cha. You guys know that song? My name is La-La. La-La, La-La-La. Wait, why did La-La actually sound like it?
- We should make that on the LL Podcast account. - I feel like you're not okay. - I'm just so mad. He's so rude. - I'm sorry. - Harper, if it makes you feel better, you don't deserve to feel like this. - Well, she might deserve it. - Well, I don't think anybody should feel like that. - We don't know. - I mean, no, I don't think you deserve it, but also you did this to yourself. - No, I didn't. - You knew this guy, you knew who he was. You knew his type.
Yeah. What's his type? What the? Hey, that guy looks pretty handsome. And you still continued to pursue him. Why is your... That's my profile picture. Did you think this was going to end differently? Joe, do you have access to my camera roll right now? No. This is my camera roll.
That's yours? That's your camera roll. Why is my profile picture in your camera roll? I never know what's in my camera roll. Do you think we should turn a new page? No. You think we shouldn't turn the page? Yeah, I don't know why. Matt's profile picture is also in there. Dude, that earring was not it. That earring was not it. How do you feel about that picture now? Me? Yeah. Well, I'm pretty sure that bracelet has my ex-girlfriend's name on it. Oh, it does. It does have your ex-girlfriend's name on it. What's on your arm?
That was from a crash. I don't remember what crash that was. See, the top of my arms tore up too. Wait, what crash was that? Was it your skateboard crash? Maybe a skateboard crash? No. I think it was a motorcycle crash. How come her picture is cute and then our pictures were looking like craziness? Next is definitely going to be Kate's. Let's see it. It's the other way. Aww.
Wow, that doesn't even look like me anymore. Looks like a little kid. Yeah, why are you going darker? But that's the one that everyone uses for you for like everything. Kate Marie, here's who she is. Oh, yeah. TikToker, influencer. Well, that's because it's my profile picture. Harper. Harper. I don't know. Hold on. Yeah, Kate wants her hair to be brown again. She can't decide. Are you okay? Yeah. You need to step off the episode? No. That was like a really, really bleach blonde. You can step off if you need to. And it was a lot of like upkeep.
Wait, sorry, say that again. It's just that my hair was like so fake there. Like it was extensions and it was like super, super bright blonde. It was a lot of upkeep. Kate was like a Beverly Hills mom there. Everything she had on was fake. Yeah. And so I just decided. Eyelashes, fake. I took my extensions out and I'm trying to grow my hair. Fake. Nails, fake. Yeah, I was pretty fake. What else?
Her love for you. What the? No, I will say though, like a couple months ago, I just got tired. I was like, I'm tired of fake hair. I'm tired of fake nails. I'm tired of fake lashes. I'm tired of a fake tan. Hold on. Maybe we should pull up the feelings wheel again. How are you really? No, Kate looked at me one day, just literally, I'm just sitting there and she's like, I'm tired of being fake. What? I'm tired of it. I was like, what? She's like,
I'm just fake. I was like, what do you mean? She's like, I got fake hair. I got fake nails. I got fake eyelashes. I got fake tan. I did. I was tired of it. So I cut off. I stopped tanning. Cold turkey. Cut it out of my life. Cold turkey. I hate that saying, though. Cold turkey. I stopped tanning after. Now you just do makeup. Yeah. That's still fake. And I don't like doing. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about it. I don't like my lashes anymore, honestly. But I do them because I'm not used to not having them on. You don't like your lashes? No.
I mean, I guess. They're not very natural. And I'd rather have like more natural, but I just, I can't, you know. Look at this. Yeah. Look at that couch. But I did. We texted our boyfriends. Sorry. I did. Ex-boyfriends. Sorry. What the? No, you just said boyfriend. Oh, no, I don't have a boyfriend. What? What's about to play? Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to put that out there. It's pickleball.
Yeah, this is the pickleball court. No, but after I decided I was tired of being fake I started getting gel nails and then I- Isn't that just fake nails too? What? You do have access to my camera roll. Oh, no. What's in her camera roll? I don't know it's in there. Oh, no What's going on? I don't know what we're gonna find in here. Oh, we got all our logos. Oh wow. Wait go to the bros one. No, it's
It is not the bros podcast. Oh, that's our Halloween. It is not the bros podcast. Oh, that's Halloween. That's a selfie of me. That's Christmas. Our Christmas logo. There it is. Wait, that's not it. There it is. No, that's still not it. There it is. Yeah, there we go. There we go. That's our bros logo. So let me give you guys a snippet of what it's like being on the bros podcast. And you can go subscribe afterwards because you're going to love it so much. So, Mav, you want to start us off?
Yeah, no, I don't want to talk about those topics. I want to say one. Can I pretend I'm one of the bros right now? Yes. Spread your legs. I'm not doing that. Maverick, you sit like, I'll sit like Maverick. Yeah, Matt does sit like a lady. I sit occasionally. I sit like this, all right? No, no, no. And then occasionally. No. And then my foot falls asleep because there's no blood flow. Sorry, I got to get a little lower. No, Matt sits like this all the time.
No, there was one episode. I was looking at the comments and someone was like, why was math sitting like that? And then they put the time and you were like, like that. Can you go back to the impersonation of what you think our bros podcast is? Oh, geez. Bro, I swear if we all got in the car and farted at the same time and we farted enough for long enough, we would all suffocate. 100%.
We would all have to fart on cue for a long amount of time but we would suffocate because eventually we would run out of oxygen and it would just be fart air that we're breathing in and you can't live off of fart air. That's really creative. But, no. No. Wait, Kate, can you please do something for me? Can you please do it in the style of how you did the skit but with our names? Yeah, do the bro- Like, do just one little bit. Like, something like that. How we respond to that or something. Oh my gosh. Oh man. Well, I guess, I guess...
I'll start with cash. This is cash, bro. You know what I was thinking about? If I farted enough, I could suffocate myself. Maverick. No, no cash. You couldn't do that. Listen to me.
Yes, I could. Yes, I could. Joe, I think he's on to something here. Maverick, no, you guys are idiots. He would not do that. Cash, bro, yes, I will go sit in my car for 12 hours and I will fart consecutively. Maverick, that's not even possible. You probably couldn't do that, Cash. Joe says, oh, Cash, I'll join you. Let's do it together. Let's see what happens after that. And so then Maverick's like, well, if you guys are going to do it, I guess I'll join y'all in on it. And so that's how y'all got in the conversation of, well, we should all go in the car and fart together for 12 hours.
It was pretty accurate. Yeah, it was pretty good, honestly. If you guys want to hear conversations like that, remember...
Go subscribe. Everybody's going to be commenting like, why does Kate not have hers yet? We're really thirsty for subscribers on the Bros Podcast because, well, it hasn't dropped yet. I mean, it's dropped. By the time you guys are seeing this video, it's out. But in this current moment, we have not dropped. Harper's moving on so fast. We haven't dropped our first episode, and I don't know how it's going to do. Harper's already on to the next. Just like that. You're texting a new guy? No, it's Jackson Bieber.
Wait, what'd you say? You're texting Justin Bieber's little brother? What'd you say? You're texting Justin Bieber's little brother right now. Wait, you're actually texting him though? Yes. She is. They're texting each other. I look over, I'm like, wait, he doesn't have a blue check mark? And I'm like, I quit. She moved on. Harper's literally texting. Harper went through the four stages of grief in one episode. Harper said, that's it.
I'm going to go become brother-in-law with Justin Bieber. Thank you. I feel like I should be protective over him. What did you say? I feel like I should be protective over him. Don't use him as a rebound. We like him. Yeah, yeah. We like Jackson. We have to protect him from you. That's crazy. Why are you texting Jackson Bieber right now? Harper literally just went through a whole breakup and he moved on in one podcast episode. That's actually crazy. No, he just said, hello, it's Jackson. I was on the live and I said, whoa. Wait, he was in your live stream? Wait, what's happening?
Let me see no no no it's a recent set an emoji of two girls kissing cuz he asked me have you ever kissed a girl? No, I kissed a girl on the cheek and then he's in any way. Why is he care? Wait, what do you say? What is what are you Jackson talking about? Yeah, no way we're passing Jackson
Can you talk to me, please, Harper? Can you at least ask him to come on a bros podcast, please? Yeah, we want him on the bros. I asked Jackson Bieber if he wants to come on the podcast. He said he's got to ask his parents. Listen, parents, I want you to know, parents, we're good people, and he'll be fine. And you can come sit here if you want. You can come. And you can bring your other son, too. What?
You are married, Kate. No, I'm just saying. Don't you think it'd be cool if we got a little performance? Are you trying to get into some Selena? I would like to see one less lonely girl perform live. And you're the one less lonely girl he brings on stage. Yeah, I want Justin to bring me the flowers and I'll sit in the chair. I'll show you what you're worth. I would totally do that. Oh my gosh, I was like a little bit too young for the Justin Bieber era. I remember I was like five or six. I wish I would have been like a 12-year-old girl in Justin Bieber's peak time.
Why? You think you have a chance? No, I was, I literally, well, obviously not. He was like, would have been like 16 or 17, but I wish I was just like, I got the full fangirl experience, you know, buying the perfume. Yeah. I don't, I don't feel like there's any like, uh, Harper.
I don't think there's anybody that people fam girl over anymore. Not like that. Or, like, there used to be, like, you know, One Direction and Justin Bieber. But, like, there's, like, no one now. Like, there's, like, Ann type of people. But, like. Yeah. Apparently, there were a lot of moms who went crazy over Usher from the halftime show when he took his shirt off. Oh, my gosh. We literally gagged. When Usher started stripping on the stage, we were like, what is bro doing? That was pretty crazy. That was insane. Yeah.
I liked it. Well... You were suspiciously quiet during that. I was watching on his phone. He clicked the little 10-second back thing twice. No. Harper. No, I agree. I don't understand why. Yes. I don't understand why there's not, like, fangirls like that anymore. Like, One Direction people bought the perfumes. What's it called? Like, Justin Bieber, stuff like that. Taylor Swift had some perfumes, I think. Yeah, I guess everyone's fangirling over Taylor Swift now. No, that's not true. Matt Rife...
Girls go crazy over here. Matt Rife is in this band. I'm talking like a sensational, like, all around the world fangirl. No. I guess it's Taylor Swift, though. No, it doesn't matter. No. Harper, Harper, Harper, no. What is she saying? Harper, no. This is not right. What is she saying? Talking to your mic, Matt. Talking to your mic. Get in here.
Wait, did she press fan? Harper, look at me. Let's see. This is not okay. This is wrong. No, this is to my private story. I know, but you shouldn't post that. No, no, no. Trust me. Trust me. Harper, Harper. You will regret posting that. Get it. No, don't post that. Don't post that. He won't. Don't post that. It doesn't matter. You'll regret it later. I promise. How?
I can tell you after the podcast But you'll regret it Just tell me in my ear No no no It's a longer conversation We'll tell you after the pod But don't post that Yeah don't post that Yeah Okay what you doing
Well, I'm seeing... I'm taking your phone away. No! Okay, Mom. Taking her phone away. Trying to ground her. Don't let her do that to you. She's literally melting in her tears. Oh my gosh. Can I block her before I give you your phone back? No, don't give her her phone back. She's been on her phone way too long this episode. Yeah, you'll get it back after. What? Are y'all literally mom and dad right now? She literally has been sitting like this the whole time. Okay. I've been entertained. So can we... You're not on the couch. You're the only one who can see the text. Stop.
Just give it back to her. You have a charger over there. A charger over there is crazy. Oh, it falls at 2%. And when it dies, I don't have a charger, actually. Just give it to her. She'll wear it out in two seconds. No, that's okay. That's okay. No, don't. I don't know what to do. Okay, let me see it. This is a great episode. I'll shelf it. I would really like you to continue the story that you were telling and possibly cry. Because if you cry, that's really good stuff.
Give us a little cry like breakup thing at least for the intro No, no, you got it. I was about to cry when he was texting me He was so rude like well give us just a little cry No, he's so rude come on Harper, he's so you know, you know like the intros in the beginning Give us like a look
Give us a meltdown. No. No, no, you got it. You got it. Remember when you fake passed out? That did great. Do this one. It won't be a short. It's just going to be the intro. No. No. Okay, make Kate cry. You can't have him thinking you're tripped up over him like that. If I... I was going to cry, but if I... What? If I got my phone to move away.
Then I would have cried. Okay, if you cry and you do a good intro, I'll give you your phone back. Okay. No, she has to read the text to cry. I have to read the text. You don't understand how this works. What? You don't understand how this works. She has to be reading the text. I feel like I'm getting catfish just to give her her phone back. No, Harper, you don't need to cry. But make Kate cry. No, don't make Kate cry. Why would you make Kate cry? Yeah, imagine if Cash... What's it called? Imagine if you were going for Cash for a year...
and spent basically half of the year. Sweetheart. No, I'm just kidding. You were preaching to the choir. Imagine if you went with him for a year. I'm five years, Harper. Okay, but you got married. Happy ever after. And then what if he went on live with all of his followers, started talking terrible about you, saying lies. That was you, though. No, that was me first. I wouldn't have let myself be dragged. I was dragged along by a guy who wouldn't slander me on the internet. That's true. I never slandered anyone.
yeah i did slander someone oh i know who it was well they they slandered me first and i didn't slander them i actually i take it back i didn't slander anyone at all i've been slandered who are we talking about you know cover your mic cover my mic like that if you just if you
Actually, I'm just kidding. I don't know. Wait, who are we talking about? The guy who slandered you or something? Why do you look at me? You're one of the ones playing. Because I'm not even sure if you're thinking of the same thing I'm thinking of. Yeah, I am. Who are you thinking of? Not a who. Sorry, bro. We got telekinesis over here. Wait, who is it? Okay, well, at least... Mr. Mkay? No. It is a mister. So it's a guy. I don't know who you're talking about. Guys, I'm so hungry right now. What? I want to make something else, but then I'll tell who it is. Kind of ****.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, I didn't slander him. He slandered me. Oh. He just came after that. Well, you gotta move that. He came after the entire group of people, to be honest. Ashley said, no, I'm not even gonna say that on here. Yeah, I did. I did come at some people. But you didn't come at anybody. You didn't come at anybody. You spoke. Nah, I kinda came at him. You didn't come at him. I kinda came at him. A little bit. But did they deserve it? Yeah. It wasn't mean what he did.
Huh? It came off as mean. Everyone's going to be wondering what I did. I guess if it came off as mean, but... Just look up cash. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Give him the year. Yeah. Guys, I thank you so much for watching this episode. We'll see you next time. Peace.