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Welcome back to reading reddit stories that will absolutely blow your mind. I'm shamed. I read the stories and i'm joined today by Tommy and AManda. Could not be more excited what I do be. Um today's theme were back on revenge yes yes Frankly some of the best there's a lot of revenge sub retina and I think we're going to cover a couple of them here.
So many good .
and I love A I feel .
like the nineties was all revenge movies. yeah. Am I crazy?
No, okay. I kill those, my favorite movie. And it's a revenge. It's two movies about .
revenge that's true. So I I think I enjoy revenge stories because i'm not someone who gets revenge. I'm not good at IT. I'm not good at IT not i'm not that type of person. You really .
calculated you to .
be smart in a way that I am not.
Actually, I got revenge one time. A kid was meant to me in school, and for some reason he invited me over to his place, and I hit his sneaker is behind his bed and then he was like, I couldn't find my sneakers and those, like, did you check hind you back?
Wow, that you give Better than .
gave the solution I was like.
I just ever you do you inconveniences him very that's .
just I cut on my shoes .
all right. Well, let's see um how crazy these get O K, here's our first one. Ari, love this title, my last glorious day as a starbuck bursa. I know it's going to be good as so this comes from petty revenge, which is yes, like this, which sometimes are the best ones, even though it's like the smallest level of raven, a starbucks .
first that once told me, have a bad day when you handed me the drink I hope .
this that's all I would respect that I did.
I was like, I will .
did were you a jurked? You say that?
Know where I would say, okay.
that's right. All right. This might be more um for malicious compliance, which is a different revenge separate um but IT works here and my post there got zero traction so i'll try here.
Ll, I used to be a starbuck beri. Sta, we had a woman who had come in every morning in order I shit you, not a double toll. The millia te with three minutes a pump of vanilla, not a half pump, three ates a pump.
SHE even made one of the breasts mark our bottle pump with a sharpie every single day. The first cup we would make, no matter who made IT, was always wrong, either too sweet or not sweet enough softer. A while, I began to just pretend to make another drink, pull the team wanted, wave my hands about like a fool behind the machine.
I would hand her back to the same drink. We made her the first time, and I was always perfect the second time, even though IT was the same drink. yeah.
On my last day of work, this woman decided to come in twice that day. He was being over obnoxious and talking on her cellphone about deals and assistant, and essentially just announcing her importance to everyone in the room. I was three pm in the spring, and the place was filled with teenagers ordering frapesle OS.
I had both lenders going in, both team ones going, when this woman decided to yellow me, god, I can barely hear myself think so I replied, funny, I can still hear you complaining if you knew me. You know, I have the perfect facial expressions to go with IT. I look, slash looked like a snarky little shit.
I told her that i've been handing her back the same drink every morning for over a year too. I said verbatim, kind of embarrassing now that, you know, right, three eighth is half a pump for all intents and purposes. Here, mam SHE lost IT SHE demanded my manager fire me on the spot or SHE called corporate, and we lose her business.
Ba ba ba, I hated my manager. He was the opposite of a spirit of the rural slash law kind of person, and really enjoyed making our lives more difficult than they needed to be. I knew that firing me actually reflects quite negatively on his quarterly views and knew he wouldn't do IT.
He told her he was my last day, and the best he could do was send me home early, which would be a reward rather than a punishment, since the store was so busy, SHE proceeded to spend the next two hours on hold with corporate outside. Then, when corporate either accidentally hung up on her or told her to show IT, SHE threw her glasses, called me a little bitch in front of a ton of kids and ran to her car to her husband. So sorry for that night, bro.
Totally my fault. There's an image with the sunglasses at IT. SHE was offered a gift card, I think, but this lady was univerSally disliked by employees and customers alike at IT, too.
Thank you so much for responses. IT warms my heart to see people appreciate this story as much as I do my people. Mighty morphing retail rangers um that's pretty epic.
Um oh my god I i've not .
a lot of people who are breasts as and it's that is so common people who have insane orders.
When I were to donate, there were many people you were to. Yes.
I love the donuts. Yes, what's your dream? I ve a .
dont is IT was your drink front for extra extra like everyone else? no.
okay. So you get the blueberry, the sugar fey blueberry, a pub of the sugar free coconut.
Oh my god, that was my sister freaking drink.
Okay, keep.
we're going to kiss. I love that with those shoes like the blueberry in the coconut together.
An amazing.
do you recall an absolutely insane order that .
all the time we would get IT, all the time we would get like, uh, teenagers from my high school who had like french extractor, which is extra cream, extra sugar, mind you. And then we would get corry, we would get, we would get really intense orders, right? They would want IT very, very specific.
And we got the same people all the time. That woman is just one we would get like thirty of them, and they would always do. We do the same thing maybe like, that's not right.
And we always knew their car. We always knew their voice. So so many times I will be like, oh my god, i'm so sorry and we will make that for you.
And I would go and go.
There you go and you like so much Better. And I wouldn't do anything.
I would just shake IT.
It's A I give back.
It's a power thing. It's just a power thing because .
in effect in mind, i'm like if you're this specific about a drink and you need IT made hand crafted in a certain way, don't go to starbuck, starbucks in my mind like that fast food you go there for like camp give me .
some unk can't believe your blueberry coconut I don't know a single other person that's .
me that likes that I love that there are just some people who cause on the games channel. We just did story telling things. So, uh, I worked at burger loans, which was like A A fancy burger place, but was IT people.
Some people just have this thing where they're like, I need to like execute my power to remind myself of my worth and give myself something to clean on to. And they love doing this. You know it's like if you are getting your car customer made and IT costs you like eighty thousand dollars per part or whatever, it's like, yes, be intense about IT but it's like this is a seven dollar drink. These people are like, no in college it's like.
please I to exert the control so to me, i'm like what's happening in your life where you feel like you don't have control?
Yeah and but I also think there there is a minds that especially I do think in amErica of viewing retail and service workers is not human. And because I can help when i'm ordering something in its starbuck or something like that and the places jam act, I put that context into IT. And if I order and they get my order completely wrong, like just going to drink this because look at what's going on here. This is insane. You know, you can't I can't help but remove.
weirdly enough, that when you work in the service industry, I would rather have someone like, i'm so sorry like, this is asn't right? This isn't when I order and I D like, oh, okay, I got you.
It's the, I don't mind the execution in america.
Everyone should work in the food service industry for at least a year.
Look, he has talked about .
this on on smash mouth.
I did talk about this where i've never worked any job besides acting, but in the good ones. But I I fully ignored ged and my brothers both worked in in those fields. And I I fully acknowledged that, like, that is so hard.
I could never been put chain in the restaurant for one month. And yeah.
he's going to get all kids and some of the old small pit videos where we did day jobs, where we went like we worked to food truck for like an hour. I know I was boston. I was trying plantains.
And like, I can do this ship. Like, this is so hard. Yeah, I have so much respect for IT. And yeah, I have just also just don't .
be nice to people. So so did they get fired? He was her last day.
so no shit. Oh, he was already her last.
Was I going .
to say what I by the way, we've haven't given you three years for last year, but also people who are assaults. What i'm always shocked about is that they are willing to waste their time. They will spend. So I I think that's also for me that I like i'm the type that it's like, oh, I ve got my order wrong. It's like we should go take you back yeah but that's another ten minutes actually and I can be home in ten minutes watching TV or I could still be here in ten minutes because I can't let this go out .
there for two hours. Let me get through corporate like that to me. Just trying to make a point.
I'm obsessed with her. I think he could have gone harder. Oh, on her.
Oh yeah, there are some comments here. Not giving a fuck is the best superpower there is. I agree, agree.
Every time i've quit a job, i've always secretly wish someone would be extra rude to me, so I could just say exactly what I wanted without fear of repercussions. IT ever happened? sadly.
Congrats, living the dream of he responded. I was really hunting for IT that day if i'm being one hundred percent on um man. Um incredible.
Right next story. Yh this also comes from petty revenge. amazing.
Want my girlfriend threatened me. Take my whole shooting life. Alright.
up. cool.
I had a girlfriend, period. Um we were bad for each other and unsurprisingly, he was cheating on me. I found out a rather dramatic way and I had a fall on mental breakdown.
Dude, who he was cheating with had been fed a bunch of lies to keep him from talking to me. And he started threatening me with violence. Long story short, we broke up SHE moved out of our place and into his place.
I started therapy. A few months goes by, and I realized in therapy that I wasn't just bust ted up about my x girlfriend, but also my whole life. I decided to find a new job, a new place to live.
Everything got the ball rolling. And the day I got my new job offer, I saw email come into our jobs at in box at the company I was working for. I recognize the name as the guy who was threatening me and now living with my cheating x.
So I referred to my boss, talks about how grady was, how i'd only heard good things. And hey, because I was putting in my two weeks, they should definitely hire him. Dude comes in for an interview.
I'm on the panel when we're in the room together alone. He's like, dude, i'm so cyr o for all the things I said. Thank you so much for helping me out.
I say, no sweat. SHE always had good things to say about you, and I know SHE had a good picker. Uh, after all, he chose both of us, and we chuckled like polite people.
He actually does OK in the interview and gets the job. That job was a shit show. I'm not exaggerating. I say that IT is the worst job I ever had. The place that I was moving to was paying twice as much for a third of the work.
I was so relieved to be leaving when I moved out of my place a month later, my landlord asked if I knew anyone who was looking, gave her the guy's phone number. Apartment was charming as fuck when you first see IT, but was simultaneously absolute trash. And you didn't know that until you were living there.
My body from my old job told me the guy got a call for IT a at work and jumped on IT. So I knew he had my old city job, my old cheating place and my old cheating girlfriend. I hope he enjoyed my life more than I did, but somehow I doubt IT. I do know that they broke up about two months later.
哇哦, in the irresistable .
just been like, you know what you can have IT you know how that I kind .
of like love that that that to me because the guy will never know no.
he thinks he's a great guy yeah and to be fair, he's not necessary doing a bad thing. He's just like if you apply for an apartment, he doesn't owe you to say, oh, it's about apartment.
He just like, he's like, you want my life, here's my life, right?
The bad thing you did was threatened them me. You like that guy was the other guy. So it's like, you know, you're not to blame and that big t you know, shot up. never. Man, no.
no, don't. what? What are you saying? They're busted out. busted.
What did he say? I don't know some comments. I'm surprised you're further as application to your boss. Op responded, I hate in my jobs so much. I felt like the least I could do someone that I want to be a fly on the wall when he realized where they were moving into a one person that is so bunny.
the revenge kind of on her.
Oh yeah, yeah, of course they broke up. I mean, look.
I mean.
yeah so so the girlfriend, the cheating girlfriend, moved into her old place with him think.
or at least or at least he when he went to visit was like, oh, this is a friends like, so yeah so no that his ex, his cheating x was living with this guy. But he was clearly, he clearly was going to move to a new place and didn't consult enough. So they're about to move into and .
then they broke up. Two months later, they probably broke up and .
he was like, this is, someone else said, the story should be chiselled into a stone to be immortalized as a heroes tail part and someone else said, imagine twenty years later, he thanked you for all the great things you help turn his life out.
He's like, I left my cheating girlfriend. I got any job. I like that .
apart oh my god ah yeah well that's just a shocking coincidence yeah um also I love one I I love the idea .
of like answering to all of the little like hey, this is bad and you maybe you should change this about and just being like, oh, I will do that actually OK and that's like I will get a job and I will be out and I cool no.
he turned his life around. Yeah, really awesome.
good. Oh, good for him. It's kind of a fun way to do revenge .
I would say yeah yeah that's not really .
like that's not it's not even as much revenge as it's just perfect circumstances act yeah um all right our next one here uh this comes from this comes from pro revenge so this is that which is in other level. This is not petty. They probably put a lot of thought and effort .
into this OK typically do do they give .
themselves title a sub redit OK OK. So you submit your story to either petty revenge, pro revenge or there's also nuclear revenue or there's also malicious compliance. Where is where you're told to do something and you do IT, but IT IT hurts the person that asked you, okay, like like a boss ask you to work over time and you do IT, but actually of inconvenience .
ing the bok .
pro pay your tattoo artists. Okay, so this is a story that the O P knows about someone else. O but a real this happened when I was Young. I heard its second hand from my grandmother who lived with the main character of this stories cast.
My uncle's x girlfriend was an all around horrible person, abusive babysitter, got my uncle into bad crowds and legal trouble, and doubled in so many substances from a to z. SHE was also heavily tatted. There was an artist, the star of the story, who was a family friend, great dude, insane work.
SHE asked him to do a piece for her huge, intricate Angel wings of the irony across her back. He agrees. IT takes several sessions across weeks.
SHE repeatedly has to postpone payment, but he's chill family friend yao, ta until IT comes to the last session when IT slips that he still doesn't have the money and more importantly, won't have the money like ever. Now the pro revenge, no collections agency, no refusal to continue. He smiles, waves, IT off, says, half finished up, no charge.
It's going to be a great peace, legendary one for the history books, guarantees SHE stoked. So right between those gorgeous wings right up her spine, this idiot now has a massive vane mail appendage, proud ly standing at attention up her spine. SHE saw in the mire when he finished, and he was livid.
But hey, what you gonna do SHE didn't pay him and wasn't going to pay him and expected hours and hours of work. You give a lot of trust to someone when they take a needle to your skin to lay down something permanent. Don't stiff your artists.
So SHE has a dick with wings .
on her back.
Yes, yes. That is wide .
Angel dick.
to be honest. So that takes a lot of guts to be like you got IT. No worries. Couldn't SHE feel IT on her body? Just no.
It's actually ever played that game where someone write a letter, right? Word on your back, it's really they .
do know a lot of wrong comes .
and they're like, what I like is that the vi, the vane penis, was probably more difficult than the wings.
But wasn't you like what part of the wing is that?
It's the .
venice is the cock part of .
the wing only shit. We put their family .
friends more anymore.
no anymore. What they weren't onna be .
anymore because he wants gonna pay also. Like how do you live yourself by like you know doing like having .
this person do so much work on you.
Pot to yeah but IT wasit wasn't the city ladies friend. IT was her boyfriend's friend, the boyfriend.
But the boyfriend was .
really like influences by her, and he would get in the trouble because of her. And SHE just a bad influence and bad SHE was a cyclone of badness.
They're update on their relationship.
There's no update on this, but there's some comments. Don't stiff your artists because they will stick you. In this case, quite literally, someone said, he is letting the world know what kind of person he is and someone responded, Angel l. Dick, talk about art for exposure. Yeah, damn, oh yeah, that's that's wild.
That sucks. Because now if he wants to get a removed, now she's gonna to pay the money.
Yeah, look, redit has definitely shown me and I it's it's the lesson I feel like we should all know. Just pay people for the work that you hire yeah what i've seen a lot of on redit is people who hire contractors or construction workers to do work on their house. And then once the works i'll done there like go we can't pay or we're not onna pay as much and then there's videos of them coming back to the the house and just tearing IT down. It's like it's like if we build a patoo for you and then you say, oh, I can't pay you right? They have the right to down their work that they just did.
I think it's really hard. I think boundaries really get crossed when family friends do like labor favors. Like I feel like that gets really, really tRicky. Like even, even, even with wedding self, like when I just got married, a lot of friends volunteer to like how about and stuff. But I was like, I was like writing IT down and making sure, like, okay.
everyone's got to get paid .
or everyone's got to get get paid or everyone has to get or is this really like a wedding gift? Like, and luckily, like IT was and IT was great and people got paid and some of IT was gift. But like I would think you .
have to be so carefully. I have a cousin who's an artist and i've i've like commission and work from him and like game recount, but I I definitely still am like if i'm buying art or purchasing something or or a service from someone yeah they're a good friend or family family member nowadays I have the mindset of like i'm just going to go into IT like I pay this is a full ange's deal. There's no expectations of oh yeah something I kind of a believer of that and I almost don't like when someone's i'll give you a discount because i'll do IT for free like I don't know. No.
let just do IT let just do. The thing is never it's .
never free.
right? And then also it's like the person that you know, it's like, okay, let's say like oh, on this couch with you, AManda, for free or do you that favor? It's like but no but if but if you're like, no, i'll pay you. Then i'm like, okay, but i'm going to really sit on this couch not more motivated to like do the thing yeah if you're getting .
things you do want .
that .
money so I do want that .
money .
yeah and me when move, tell me after the an .
added thing to this though and i'm not versed on tatoes at all, never tattoo. A lot of comments are saying that what he did her is very illegal. I I actually I can see IT now that if if he's putting something on her body that he did not agree to, right that is also markey um I SHE .
didn't pay no, I don't know .
services.
This is really bad news .
for the cox i've done around small sh.
That's when you it's just is tom the enemy?
Look, I I I wish I could let a lot of comments are saying that, that what he did was illegal. So there's just a lot of layers to this. I'm not versed in IT. This is not a legal episode. We'll get a lawyer on one .
of these episode.
Des, yeah, you that would be for a lawyer on here at some point, be yy. We have that plan.
I don't think so anyways.
That's crazy. If that happened in .
like three hours I be so and say.
yeah, I was so weird .
but um okay, next story this is we're back to petty revenge.
great.
It's so well.
yeah, that's process. He was a professional professional. Uh, okay, here we go. Had the roommate from hell and couldn't get rid of her. So I made living with me as miserable .
as possible. I don't know if I like that.
right?
Let's see.
roman stuff is, roommate stuff is always the markest lorist thing.
Home is your sacred spright.
This happened in two thousand and eight to two thousand and nine o so that means they were wearing short sleep shirts over long. Get in mind. Yes, this happened in two thousand and eight to two thousand and nine.
But I thought this community would appreciate the story. In two doesn't aid. I had just left my husband.
I caught him cheating multiple times, and I was just over IT. A new girl, we will call her. Amy started at my job, and we made a fast friendship.
I was in middle, packing up and moving out of my house. I needed a roommate for a new apartment I was looking at because my wages weren't going to pay the bills. So we move in together and live peacefully together.
For a while, I was moving on with my life. I had gotten a Better paying job with spending time with my friends, and I felt OK with life at the time. At the time, I was twenty five, single and not looking for anything serious.
So I had a friend with friends with benefits who would stop over a few times a week. Amy was cool with IT. On the surface.
IT did not affect her in anyway. My friend didn't hanging out at her place. He didn't eat at her place. He didn't use our household supplies. My relationship with him affected her exactly zero percent.
But I guess he was a little Green about the fact that I was getting some attention and he was not SHE would float with him, go visit him where he worked extra, but he was absolutely not interested in her. This is where things started to go downhill. For context.
SHE had been married a few times. He was thirteen years older than me, and the dads had a full custody of their respective kids. SHE was dating someone, but he was already in a relationship, so he wasn't about to commit to anything besides stopping by for thirty minutes after he worked the night shift every day, I tried to point out all the red flags, but he was convinced IT was love.
This dude used to hit on me constantly in front of her. He was very open about being in a committed relationship with his girlfriend. So I have no idea why amy thought this was going anywhere.
After a few months, I met someone I wanted to be serious with, so we started dating. We will call the guy tom. Tom and I got serious pretty fast.
He was living in a horrible situation, so he moved in with amy and I pretty quickly. I think he was after about a month of dating. So we have our room and he has her own room.
The bills went from fifty, fifty to thirty three, thirty three, thirty four to make sure things. We're still even. We had a shared kitchen, living room and bathroom.
After time moved in, SHE started openly hitting on him in front of me. Every guy I had at my house, even just friends, SHE had to hit on. None of them ever took her up on IT.
Every single one turned down. And I think this added greatly to her oncoming behavior. Over the next couple weeks, amy did a complete one, eighty SHE, stopped paying rent, refused to buy any food and would just eat whatever time.
And I bought and not wash her dishes. We had two cats, one hers and one mind. And he would never clean the litter in her, in her room.
So her cat would our hallway floor as a bathroom every single day. Every day when I got home from work, there was a big steaming pile of catch shit right inside my front door. Sitting in the middle of giant pudden of urine.
Cat was locked in my room midnight with her own supplies, so there was zero chance IT was her IT was the same thing every morning by the front door. Whenever he was done eating the food SHE stole from me, SHE would set her plate with leftovers on the kitchen floor for her cat to pick up. SHE would leave the plate there for days, to the point that if I didn't pick them up, there would be multiple plates on the floor with food in various stages of decay.
All of my dishes start going missing, except for the catte's plates, of course, and what dishes were left SHE refused to wash ever SHE used my toilet paper, my laundry soap, even my camp ons. This went from, this went on for about two months, and I just kept getting progressively worse. He would use penny liners every day and would change them multiple times a day and stuff them in the garbage can in the bathroom.
SHE would leave at there completely overflowing and spilling on the floor for days, until I caved and put on gloves. And through them out, the can would be full in about a week. So this happened a few times.
That's not even the worst of IT. My expensive dsl r went missing. I was a photography hobby is at the time, but I was my dream to be a professional photographer and my and own my own photography business.
I would shoot. I would shoot stuff for friends and families, practice, and one day I grab b my camera bag for the from the shared living room. And as soon as I picked IT up, I felt my hearts sink in my stomach.
You know, that instant read that grips you in the second you realized something truly got running ing has happened. I opened the bag, and of course, the camera is gone. That was an expensive camera for that time of my life.
And IT was a gift from my parents. I was truly devastated. I couldn't prove a thing, and I wasn't even sure how long had been missing.
IT could have been her boyfriend that took IT. But either way, IT was gone. So now this is IT.
This is the last raw. I need this pitch out. I went from nice girl to fucking psycho and about thirty seconds.
I'm not the violent type and I hate confrontation. I'm not waiting for a fucking eviction to go through. And I really didn't have the money for that anyway.
So here's where I start. My petty revenge. Amy wants to live here with me, rent free, stealing my shit, hitting on my boyfriend and neglecting your cat.
So beat, but it's going to be on my fucking terms, obsessed. One vital piece of information in my divorce, the dick ade moved back in with my mommy. Or note, mommy.
One vital piece of information in my divorce, the dick ade moved back in with mommy, and I took everything from the house to my new apartment. So I owned everything, and the least was in my name. I started by changing the wifi password in the computer password.
The following week, I had my cable company come and remove the cable lines to her room. I bought a small fridge for my room and a cabinet and put all my food and personal supplies in my bedroom and put a secure lock on my door. I hit my pots and pans.
I looked at the soap and toilet paper. The cabinet ts were empty. I paid for IT all, and I would be the only one using IT.
When you're catching on the floor, i'd pick IT up and smear IT on her bedroom. Dorn ob h overflowing bathroom trash cans filled to the brim with her penny liners were dumped on her bed. I removed the knobs to the washer and the trier.
I did everything possible to make her life uncomfortable. I did other small stuff, anything that came to mind. A few months prior, amy and I had been working at the same store, and SHE brought another co worker's laptop.
SHE ended up getting fired, but he never gave the laptop back. And the coach, who was really trying to get IT back from her and amy go to her, of course. So while he was out one day, I went in and took the laptop and gave IT back to its rifle owner.
Amy called the cops on me, and I stole her computer. But I explain what happened. He admitted to the cops that the computer wasn't hers, and the cops said, IT wasn't there problem anymore.
That one really made her hate me. SHE wasn't working at the time, so it's not like he had money to do anything or buy anything. He was little little just existing in a room in my apartment.
SHE would disappear during the day, but I have no idea where he was going. SHE moved out about, SHE moved out after about six weeks. When SHE moved out of my apartment, I didn't even know SHE had left.
I just noticed SHE wasn't coming or going for about a week. So tom and I cleaned out her room. SHE left closed, broken furniture, a cardboard dresser and five thirty nine gallon garbage bags of trash we collected from the mass piles of penny liners, rotting food and ordinary trash we found in the room.
It's a miracle we didn't have roaches. I found all my missing dishes, silver, wherein cups all covered in food and growth ness. I just threw IT all away. I wish I still had the photos, though, oddly enough, about six months later, I opened my back door to take out the trash, and my camera was in a bag him from my door knob. I know amy definitely didn't return IT for about two years.
After every time I would find out that amy was living with someone, knew I would message them and send them the photos of her room papers in the trash h that had her name on them. And I would tell them the whole story. One time, IT caused the people he was living with to throw her shit out on the porch.
SHE had just moved in, and they had small kids, and they didn't want to risk IT with her. I stopped after that, he knew was me telling them to. So I figured I had sufficiently made my point at IT. SHE took the cat with her, but not before SHE threw my cat outside. My cat was .
missing for ten days.
This is horrific.
that this is under petty, real .
quake camera.
Never got returned with someone returned the camera, but he doesn't think he .
was amy so that maybe the boyfriend.
maybe they fell out and then the boyfriend, like, I know you saw that camera and then like.
returned yeah holy.
I can't believe that this trick lasted six weeks of what the other woman was doing to her. Well.
they both want do to herself locking .
up SHE said SHE .
just sounds like overnight .
SHE became a harder like, really SHE her room was filled with stuff SHE isn't cleaning anything. I just nightmare fuel.
I always, I always like, I never understand when people like snapp, I was, but but I like .
but this is a snap. I would .
be like now well.
it's a snap. It's a nap. Then maybe you could see coming. No, it's not like he was perfect before, right? But SHE suddenly really .
I don't me naming I mean the the poster .
like time ah okay well said .
yeah yeah like SHE .
kind like didn't go to her .
level but I think he just got so used to living in that shit that she's like, right I have become one with the ship yeah I can spare shit under wall now like .
the penny liners to me, it's I really i've moved so much in L. A. That you really don't know who a person is until you live with them. I ve lived with some really intense people in my life, and IT gets really scary and really weird. And people let really grow stuff, go on for a long periods of time, long too long work. It's to a point you're like, but this is just my life now yeah and I think it's probably when they you finally reach out to someone say, hey, been living this situation in the personals what they go oh shoot yeah whoever is .
leaving all this recycling in my one bedroom apartment and in my kitchen, that person's crazy is ever leave .
in in all .
that recycling baby recall at least recycling not gross yeah but .
the penny liners, guys, no.
What stuff I can't do, I can't do food left out. I can't do any.
The place on the ground.
it's on the that's like, that's bugging territory. How you doing that?
He somehow didn't get roaches, even rows like this places best. So that's a lot of what is tom doing? I don't.
Was he like, good you you mean the shit today?
He turns out of the body. Like, go to the ship.
Yeah, I swear the shit I some.
And let me just say, shit. The amy is torture.
yeah. Two thousand .
and eight was .
a different time.
True, I hope that is was going to say in .
a Better place I .
don't mean dead. I mean I in .
a Better place not wearing true religion genes and like a weird .
so so there's some comments. Perhaps your camera was returned the same way you return the prolog laptop. They responded, I believe so. And someone else responded, bonus points for using preloan you magnificent soul and then someone said, does tom get her old room or what? He responded to know, we got married and had three kids.
That makes sense. He's like, I can have kids with you. After what? after? After this? Yeah.
shit is fine. I've touch a bunch of, should I can keep you?
Someone said, petty, more like master class, good job. And then last, someone says, I don't need a musing. Parks, I just come here for the thrill ride. Wow, that's a .
seventy year .
old man just like, I don't. I think they never yeah, I thankfully you never done with a roommate of that. I've definite .
dealt with .
messy roommates, but not never like that. Oh.
i've dealt with .
some compares to mate threatened punin. My face, my money making face, pretty cool. I was not making how much money back then. They use that phrase, yeah, i'm going to punch in your money making face.
While on top of that, there was a toilet clogged in this apartment by a guy that was staying there who had the weird cough. I felt he was dying every night. I barely saw him. That toilet remained clock like SHE of the world for like weeks.
So bad that he was like.
who clock the toy? I was like, we who called the toilet? It's coffee and he was like, you got a clean up like, I am not touching the shit stage yeah so so many times I be like, i'd have to go use the weird bathroom up like by her room. H guys, that just times the worst .
thing I do I mean, well, i'm sure I have some press memories but like the worst thing I i've thought that recently is like the who's going to take out the trash for stacking chAllenge yeah which just like, oh, i'll just place .
this on top. What about the toilet paper that's .
on the role that sitting .
on the world?
Like just do IT anyways all right. wow. Next story, guy tries to claim the armrest I let him have. IT his way.
I can't.
This is the type of stuff that I love. Oh, hi.
is this airplane .
probably liming, it's an airplane. No, i'm a big lover of the theater and will use go to whatever broadway show managers to make IT to my city.
Oh.
this takes place of the real entertainment is not on the stage. The nice here .
are rest a battle. I've justice. Just slow push.
Let's let's start from beginning here. I'm a big lover of the theater and will usually go to whatever broadway show manages to make IT to my city. I also have the cute st.
Net w an existence. Sorry, people, these these are facts. When disney the lion came, came around, I decided to treat my cute little nepo to his first live theater show. I wanted everything to be perfect for him and managed to snag close orchestra seats right on the isle.
I knew that during the circle of life there is a large elephant puppet that makes its way down the aisle, and I wanted him to be surprised and blown away. The seats are very tight. And so as my nef w on the aisle, me then a freak, rude old guy, we'll call him frog hEllier.
Uh, we take our seats, curtain up. And then I spent the entire first act getting elbow in the side by frog's bony elbows. He had to know what he was doing, but IT happened over and over again.
I wanted to turn streets so bad, but I reminded myself that I have my cute little nev w with me, and I don't want him to see ani street side. So I stood for the first half and focused on my nephews, peered joy at the show. During intermission, the frog gets up, and I decided that the best way to handle things would be directly, and that I should claim the armrest for myself so that my ARM would protect me.
Mind made up, I casually place my ARM down and focus on my nephew. Frog gets back, sits down and proceeds to jam his bony elbow under my ARM and physically throw IT off the rest. He looks at me and says it's his because he was using IT before I went from zero to, oh no in point two seconds and was about to lay into him when I remembered my cute little nepi was with me. Breathe, girl, breathe suddenly I love .
the laughter.
Suddenly the devil on my shoulder whispers the best idea into my head, and I evil grin. He wants the armrest fine. He can have IT.
I proceed to lay my ARM perfectly on top of his, as if his ARM is the armrest complete with my hand over his. He looks over at me in shock, and I stared straight at him, silently daring him to say anything. He pulls his arms back and spends the rest of the second act with his arms crossed. I sit comfortable ly enjoying a wonderful show with my darling nef w.
yes.
I I love the story. So what much street on?
I love that.
Don't to be street anti, right?
It's so cute. Oh, hello.
if you, I don't want you to see this, 各位, great. That so awesome. Just grab grab b the hand.
I mean, that is what an old frog would say of like what it's mine because I was .
using IT before yeah i'm assuming frogs in the age works just like I don't care about check yeah that's much you .
Young people keep taking our seats so it's like.
what are you talking about? Come on, everyone gets one ARM rest. Everyone gets.
you can get two like.
you can get two. You're not a king.
The only time I believe, and I don't if other people take IT, i'm never gonna fight for an armrest. The only time where I believe it's fair for the person to get two armrests is the middle at on an airplane because if you're on the window, you get to lean up on the window, you're on the eye, you can take the aisle armrest and the person in the middle of squash. So but anytime .
i'm in the middle, I never get both army.
I never get either armrest. I'm in the middle, but I just did I think about, I sit there like this and I go know the person in the middle get up every time.
every time I agree that they should get IT and you don't get IT.
The arrest is really tRicky.
especially with the rules, the spoken rules about, and also her wording is he was elbing her before that, so he was very much like I was still leaning, really just an entitled, invasive person.
uh, spillages like a sign field term. I just realized.
spill the spillage.
It's like, keep that people, I would as someone who is used as a door at every, like whenever I I am out, sorry, whenever I am out, like at a club out of thing, people will find their way where they need to go through me.
Yes, I like the.
I like, oh, I I love .
that. I noticed that about myself too when i'm walking in the crowds, something when you're walking in the state like at someone and i'm like, oh, you're not going to move at all like both of us should move out .
the way but I have to dodge you. I love that dog because that way I the door at every club, they look at me, they're oh, there's the door and I like AManda.
One time someone on my right was going forward and someone on my left was going back, and I moved like a .
the time to me too.
It's like they .
see the tallest person.
They are like, I hate the, I hate the term that I see on tiktok. A lot of referring to people's and pcs, but whenever someone does that look like, oh, it's like you don't even see me and I have to move out the way you're are you actually a robot? Are you just a little computer program?
That's it's the special awareness. It's like OK, you're sitting and there's an armrest. Hello, we're here with everybody. It's A I think about IT frog. We're like that.
We're just very invasive or just specially unaware. I I stayed so far away from I if I I clock them, I like I will never be your friend. I'm going to yeah myself from your existence .
yes but like also SHE did this and SHE said hand on the hand and then I was like, oh, no. And he was.
Like I ve, that's the best .
move .
ever.
I'm going to do that. I'm and I want want to go this plane to go and down. We're going to fun down this point.
going down the person like you're like cool reit story.
right? You want to give me this okay our good um okay some comments here, dominance asserted. So when i'll said this was great, you could also have laced your fingers together for an extra fuck you, someone said, should have licked your ARM before placing IT on his power move no. And then someone else said, Angel on your shoulder actually approves.
So are dick.
Yeah, yeah. Ick dick, ick. Angel on your shoulder approve. Man, that's really great. Okay, next one, I love that.
Also, the lion king on broadway is an incredible.
I ve heard it's .
believable. I don't member .
the elephants. I thought so longer, but wow, really so good. Okay.
okay.
Petty revenge. Yeah, here we go. Quit my job at an upscale stakeout, but not before making sure all the customers knew what a prick the owner was. Okay, this happened back in two thousand nine.
the good years, airliners.
any liner years. This happened back in two thousand and nine. But I shared in a comment on another sub yesterday and figured IT belong here too. I was waiting tables at an upscale stakeout, and the company culture was absolute garbage. The owner, gary, was constantly throwing tantrums and screaming at everyone, and we all hated him.
He'd lined us all up before every shift just to buried us and yell how lucky we were that he'd hired us because we were all shared our jobs and no one else would ever have us stuff like that. The only reason anyone ever stuck around was because the money was good. Due to the high ticket Prices and solid customer base as well as the fact that there weren't many other employment options for fine dining services in the area.
In addition to being a massive prick, gary was also a cheap bastard. There was this six foot told dessert cooler in the kitchen that had a broken door, and he put off fixing IT for months because he didn't want to spend the money. So IT was just sort of hanging on its hinge, and you had to really be careful opening IT.
Inevitably, during the height of a saturday night rush, shit fell completely off and hit one of the servers hard. So she's lining there on the kitchen floor, bleeding from a serious looking wound on her, on her head. And gary is standing over her and screaming down at her way to go.
Just brilliant, what the fucker I supposed to do. Now it's the middle of the rush. You've got a full section, and no one's going to able to pick up your god dim tables because everyone who works here is useless and competent.
You should have been more careful. I've seen a lot of his shit, but this was the hard line. And I made a decision right then that I was out. So when I got home that night, I typed up a letter to gary telling him exactly why I was quitting and leaving no detail out.
When I came to his tantrums, his verbal abuse and the hazards in the workplace that he wouldn't dress, I printed out thirty copies, went in early for my opening shift the following day mid afternoon, the place was only open for dinner and hit them all over the restaurant, where a guess would find them in the menu, under the napkins, on the tables in between paper, tells in the restrooms at seta, somewhere in really obscure places, so that they wouldn't be found right away and would keep popping up randomly. Surprise, allowing my legacy to live on. Then, instead of working my shift, I left before the free shift lineup.
Fast forward to a couple days later, when a co worker reached out and shared with me the beautiful details of gerry's head almost exploding with rage. When he found out about the letters, a couple tables read them and walked out before ordering, people in the dining room could hear him screaming from the kitchen. Apparently they were still finding letters weeks later.
And every time one surface, the vain in gary's forehead would pop out, and he disappeared to his office and slam the door. IT remains one of my proudest moments, and my only regret is that I couldn't be a fly on the wall watching this all unfold. That's pro revenue. That's not petty.
But I love that is not like member the movie waiting like like a Better part of that movie with round rental. I guess that is brilliant. What I wish. Why did he stay?
What need to .
watch the reveal you .
probably want to get? Gary sounds little scary.
Yeah.
gary and I hope scary, scary. Gary is gone and fired.
And I don't know that's great .
because it's like it's kind .
of know the owner. So it's yeah really good.
It's harmless in a way that it's like you're just leaving information around and there is like yesterday yeah hunt thing it's like all there are in little places for yeah exactly .
you're leaving facts around yeah what .
would you do if you found a letter like that while you're eating at a restaurant? I would be able confused at first. I be like, what is this? And I think if I comprehended that was like, oh, worker here is saying, this places all for the working. I think I probably .
would feel I would probably leave, like someone had the need to hide this information and spread IT because they couldn't. Otherwise it's like a prieve.
I probably go to the host ability. Is there something going on in this restaurant? Yeah, do I need to call the .
forces exactly .
of the police?
I don't know. Why need to call the army?
What are there all the king's schori and call .
the king's court to come in here on there.
this all back together .
again as someone who's cried in a walk in freezer, a at a restaurant.
restaurant culture, restaurant cultured anytime walk.
And it's the best. I the all my only regret is that I wish the tears hardened and a little Crystals.
And you're Better, you're dislike and then someone fuck in bus to trying .
to move a like i'll .
be right out.
O, K, O, K, don't care. Yeah it's like it's already hard enough when it's just the restaurant and so like to have a gary there.
No way. Gary, gary.
gary, gary, this is, i'm taking notes on this. Yeah, this is incredible. great.
Some comments here. Great story to read with my morning coffee. Fuck gary. So I said I am usually the person who preaches to leave the job with the dignity, no matter how bad the circumstances. But this was left up gary got what he deserved. You should have made more copies um and lastly, someone that holy shit hopefully went out of business as word got out ah oh he responded the place itself is still in business, but i'm pretty sure it's under .
new ownership, thankfully. That's great. So I feel like IT that was .
kind of .
living with dignity. That was there's dignity to that .
over yourself that you just kind informed everyone it's .
like as a new story isn't gonna pick this up? Like it's like, how else do you spread this words?
Scary gary is out.
Scary gary.
And then that lady that you're do earlier interviews in.
so is gary, gary of so we have a little scare oh my god. So starting .
the drugs haven't .
kicked in. We've got to. I put my whole hand in your great. I just want to .
play this host so bad. No.
i've got scary, scary here. And also our advertisers. We want to thank you guys for coming in hot, you get twenty percent off if he is my named.
but you had top half of your head does not .
move is IT like this monograph the trucking yes, the courts tomography. Can I just like someone who has dead please?
Um alright, next story. Um a trigger warning pop.
thank you. But did you trigger more and catch IT.
I know that .
was coming.
All right, here we go. Teddy, revenge, this comes from petty revenge. Wife thinks i'm taking longer than I need in the bathroom, so I make sure he knows it's legit .
OK okay OK. All right. This is gonna .
be truly petty revenge, because this is a husband to his wife, so hopefully is not doing something horrible .
to her leg and should.
Yeah, so I here catch you on the door. Nut, all right, here we go. My wife and I bought our first house shortly after our wedding.
Everything went smoothly and we enjoyed our time as newlyweds, of course, says the honey on phase began to fade. Some minor issues started to emerge for her. The first one was the typical guy on the toilet problem.
So sometimes they spent quite a bit time on the toilet. It's all a git though. I'm not just growing on my phone. I mean, I also do that, but i'm also doing what i'm supposed to be doing as well anyways. My wife started to pick up on how long I was spending in the bathroom and commenting on IT.
This was exacerbated with some unlucky incidents of her asking when I was coming out, just as I was standing up and about to flush the toilet. So IT seemed like I was just standing there until he said something, and flushing to fake, like I just finished. For context, I eat a lot.
I usually about three thousand calories a day, give or take a few hundred. And i'm a thin framed guy, one hundred and sixty pounds, give or take in about six foot five. Back when I was still getting used to the ballet movements associated with eating that much.
And they attended to come at random times in varying amounts. My wife, though, didn't believe me. Her diet was much less structured than mine, and he had no notion of what was going on in the room for so long.
This culminated in a few arguments with her accusing me of wasting time in the bathroom, on my phone and myself insisting that I was indeed pooping. They were mostly joke arguments, but I really wasn't wasting time and was actually a little offended that SHE wouldn't believe. So I decided I would get a little revenge and clear my name in the process the next time I was in the bathroom and my wife was in earshot, I began loudly announcing the following at the appropriate intervals.
Pop is currently exciting. My bot hole, shortly followed by poop, has finished exciting my butt hole. I would do this two or three times for however long I was in the bathroom, during which I would be met with laughter or growing from the other room, depending on how many times I had made my announcement that session. After a few days of this, he would get growth out and say, okay, okay, I get IT. Since then, I ve developed a much more predictable poop schedule, but I no longer get questioned as to my goings on in the bathroom behind closed doors.
Okay, is this wife like europe to the thing she's like is popping like what is going on?
I think it's all joke. Are he said it's joke arguments. I think, oh my god, you're wasting your time and there is like, no, i'm really it's really happening for forty five minutes.
I know people like that. That will be I A friend who's like that. That just will be pooping forever.
Yes, I can't relate.
You know.
sometimes it's like, I care late. No, I I want those people. I'm like i'm in and out.
It's like done. Change is like.
I don't think I think he does .
you White jeans .
on the jeans, White for you as you pull them.
So sometimes it's like, sometimes it's like holding a cracker above a go for a hole.
What to like you .
just like you, your wafting the center for the golf d you know, I mean, you got IT takes a minute to, like, cocks out sometimes. Okay, room OK room of people.
not a cracker over a go for .
a hole to go. You know, you got to get there for a while.
Go sit there for a .
while.
The the toilful, yeah, yeah, like the water.
the toil, the water is. So it's always .
shocking to me how different everyone's experiences are.
I mean, yeah, I just take a meeting. I just would never think of a cracker.
And I go for whole. I just know I don't I don't strugling with that man. I'm a very lucky person.
I wanted feel I can fall asleep immediately. Clearly, I sit on the toilet. Is my bodies like we're ready?
It's so some .
you like, i'm done. The poop has my ball.
I like the kin ball on to the toilets. C really okay oh okay. What a story. All right. Um IT is hard when .
you have one bathroom. I definitely one bathroom.
I can see .
that um in the comments they say they are multiple bathrooms so I don't know and she's just joking with them and .
she's just see not spend enough time with her SHE .
jews that I went a cattle.
I wish cheat on me.
I wish cracker .
over my golfer hole the .
comments here, ironically, seventy five percent of the readers of this post were on the toilet. Someone else that, so how long do you sit on your throne, on your majesty? Someone said, wow, i'll be forever single.
I will never explain my ballot movements to anyone or any other activity I choose to do solo behind the closed door. I love that. He responded, we used to be very much about IT, but now you might say.
we just don't .
give a shit. Yeah.
how aria, this guys, the comedian. And I will never understand. I will never be this. Even if I someday married for thirty years, I will never leave the door open while i'm in the bathroom. I say, can not father that?
Very true. No.
I shutting the door. I like to pretend that it's shooting his box. And when I shut the door that I exist in a different plan of existence.
Well, my sometimes when you shut your my door, it's like an old the handle you get stuck sometimes so I don't fully close IT. So there's sometimes this little like line where you can peak in and sometimes i'll look over and just got eyes in years like when you done is like, hey yeah what yeah because I don't want to shot the door, get locked in. So sometimes i'll just be there .
and i'll look over and it's just like and just a six fours five Bella looking.
what are you done? Oh like, hey, do you want coffee? Like it's just IT doesn't really bothering you that that's different .
than being like.
you know, it's just .
having the worker is .
how about to go for a home?
Oh, and then someone left to comment, making a joke about the pop knife. Have you guys ever heard about the pop night? Yes, no pop kit is nice is a legendary reddit story. We can read IT sometime OK basically the til D R is that someone's visits a friend and they have a pop knife hung up in their bathroom.
That's enough meaning to cut IT off .
t to cut, to cut IT like, yeah. And it's like the family, the all the whole families, I get the pop knife and it's like so Normal.
You mean like to look at some point we will read IT at some point.
you how I don't know if it's that or I don't know it's for that or if it's for I don't know what I forget .
what the exact purpose .
all that cut epsom .
IT goes down. Yeah.
I am my fan. Yeah, I do not like that. I'm not a fan. No .
plunger. Well, for the brush.
I and you are married. Is there any former petty revenge that you are your husband to have ever gotten each other? Like, like of that level.
definitely. We fuck around with each other all the time. OK have this window in our shower that you can see through into the toilet.
what? no. And great. In our old place, you save this window in our shower. IT made no fucking sense.
And so you could, like, peek in the window and see you on the toilet in garden. One time was cooking steak, and he had the stake through the winner. He was like, it's going to the bathroom when I was like, stop at scary. We're fucked .
with each other. S me.
we really, really fucked with each other. Consulting, I can think of something super specific.
but no, so it's all no.
That sounds very good.
That is pretty ful. Okay, this is our last story.
Wo sad. I know this been so fun. I tried .
to sleep. Ver, and IT comes from .
pro revenge. O, okay, the pro are really.
uh, it's in quotations. The titles in quotations all come back so long as Larry isn't there. I love this name.
Alright.
got permission to share this from my buddy, who is a software engineer background. To give you some background on my friend, tim made up name. He has been programing since he was like seven years old.
just like him.
A tim said, by the time he got to college, he breathe through most of his comp side classes because a lot of the content they were covering he had already masters years prior. Tim is an excEllent programmer. Tim career has been quite successful.
He's worked for google, facebook, amazon and finally a hedge fund. The story starts at the hedge fund. Tim works a lot with A I technology, and at this hedge fund, he was the lead programmer manager who spearheaded an effort to optimize their AI that helps them complete literally millions of trades a day.
To say his work had a massive impact was an under statement. All of this was going on with covin nineteen in the background due to cover in nineteen, they went to a work from home model where my friend tim kept working. During the work from home, tim was looking around his fancy four thousand five hundred dollar new york city apartment and wished for things like a yard heat at pool, a nice three car garages and not living in a high rise.
IT done on tim that he could leave new york city. Tim moves to michigan. So tim moved back to his hometown in michigan, where he bought himself a really nice home with a heated pool, a three car garage, a nice yard.
And guess what the yard had in IT, a mother in love suite, which was essentially a two bedroom, one bath, second home on the property of his main home, which he turned into his man cave. It's actually pretty sick. Oh yeah.
And his mortgage payment was far less than his four thousand five hundred dollars a month rent. Like half, tim spent the rest of his covent nineteen work from home pounding out projects. Etta, he never actually informed his employer on official basis.
He moved. He just kept working. Then covet, in nineteen ended covin nineteen is finally over back to the office or tims boss.
Larry calls him up and goes, all right, tim, on monday we are starting work back at the office. And tim goes, yeah, about that. I moved to michigan.
Larry is shocked and goes, you didn't even ask if you could do that. And tim basically said, I didn't know I needed your permission to move in a sarcastic as fucking way. Larry insists that tim needs to move back to new york city or he won't have a place on the team.
Tim says he's been doing the exact same work from home at a high level for the past year. He's willing to travel to york city for a few meetings a year on his own dime, but he feels his quality of life is so much higher outside of new york city. He has no desire to live in new york city, to which Larry said, if tim doesn't have any desire to live in new york city, then he has no desire to keep him employed.
Now, dear reddit t what do you think a talented senior programmer with over a decade experience whose specializes in AI technology is going to say to a response like that? If you're thinking he quit, you'd be absolutely right. He quit.
Maintaining complex code can be hard. Now, anyone that has done any programmer knows that sometimes the best person to maintain the code is the person who wrote the code logic. There's thought processes.
There's so much that goes into programing that can be so individualism IT can be hard for someone to take over a code base. They didn't right. John CEO enters the picture six weeks go by when john calls tim.
John is the CEO of the hedge fund. John gets tim to agree to consider coming back. So that's when john suggests they fly him to new york city to sit down with john.
Tim, however, flip the switch and said, no, how about you fly out to michigan and we discuss this. Tim wanted to establish that if he was going to come back, IT was going to be from home working in michigan. And if he was going to talk employment, IT was going to be done in michigan.
John agreed, and two days later flew out to meet with tim. Tim sits down and john says they really need him because he provided a whole lot of value to the organization. And the programme team is struggling.
John offers him the opportunity. Come back with a percent paying cut, since you won't, living in new york city. And john called that a cost of living adjustment, to which tim said, no, I want a fifteen percent rays above what I was earning. John sits back in response.
The reason we pay what we pay is because we ask you to live in new york city, and we understand that it's an expensive city to live in, to which tim says, you pay what you pay and you pay IT because I am worth IT. If I wasn't worth what you pay, you wouldn't be paying me. Now my first condition is if you want me back, it'll be a fifty percent rys, john goes.
And second, the second condition is all come back as long as Larry isn't there. John size, you're asking for too much to which tim goes, you don't need to bring me back if you don't want to, i'll be fine elsewhere. John goes, i'll talk to the partners.
Tim says, my offer is good till friday. John responds, what do you mean? Tim says, next monday is what i'm going to start looking for work.
This offer is good until friday. IT was tuesday. John leaves that thursday.
The phone rings. It's john. In conclusion, tim, we are transfering Larry to a different fund.
He won't be working with you in any more, and we are fine with giving you a fifteen percent rays. Can we send you an offer letter for you to sign? Tim says, of course, and Larry is really gone.
John goes, yes, you will never need to interact with Larry ever again. That was the start of this year. Tim hasn't been in new york city, hasn't heard from Larry, hasn't seen Larry on any communications. Eeta dam wo .
gotto .
move back home. Gotto move back home.
Did he took care of business?
Yes, he found his worth. Like, I am just picturing tim like frolicking in the forest. Yes, swimming in his pool, hanging out with his parents.
like i've helier. I know nothing about coating or programme anything, but I have there has been several stories in these credit stories where codes and programmer, if they write a code for a company, they are like, they not be removed. They are now in grain to that.
I remember that other .
read there is another one like that yeah I mean, it's IT would be so easy from to get another job course.
That's why he was saying that yeah, holy good for him. There is a female all in most .
of these stories about like knowing your worth and like standing up ah exciting for that .
yeah absolutely your worth more .
than you think. It's one of those .
things where it's like if if every single service worker woke up tomorrow, just like, hey, we always going agree that we don't give us IT, it's like what can anyone else to do? You're the ones .
making the drink.
We either not onna drink or you yeah I know you know you don't get coffee now ah I always .
like have a sigh relief when I hear these stories about people moving out of these big bustling cities like new york like a really hard place to live, paying, hiring and moving to like nature or marland. I'm always like, I just feel for them. I like I feel Better for them. Yeah I was think half living like five times .
as much space .
you see a mother in my sweet uh.
yes, someone said a great story. Do you want to add? It's called a mother in law sweet, not a mother in love sweet for couples who want one of their mothers to live on the property of he responded, okay.
just moo. And someone said.
well, the op is not tim. Op is talking about. Someone else said, I hope tim is enjoying the quieter life.
Someone said, nice try to. You lost all bargaining power of the moment you stepped on the plane. You're lucky. That's all he asked for. Get the fuck out with that paid decrease bs.
Dude is making new millions and you think he's going to accept a pay loss to work for you and then they're just laughing. Someone said, tim is a very smart person. We should all learn from tim.
Yeah I mean, we we really should. I feel like kova did a lot of things for people, but I definitely think a lot of people were like, my god, my life is worth so much more than this ground.
exactly. yeah. When there's like a threat of death.
I N war off, I feel like a the, I feel like the imagine video kind of change, very good. Like celebrity is got together. They're like, we're onna make an impact on people. And what I think everyone realized .
is just like, fuck you.
fuck so many people. Like.
I love this song I want to do imagine with my people and my friends i'm gaddo and and I wonder a woman and then everyone .
of the planet was like, pay me more. I need to be being paid with this shit um yeah well that was a good revenge that .
that was actually very uplifting.
Yeah, I feel like empower everyone .
because they all, they all won. They got the armrest. Yeah.
they got the armrest. And frog went back to his .
little hole. And all of us, all of us, even you at home, we're all time .
where you can be tim. We all can be tim.
and we all can be that golfer .
just really .
get .
out and never .
asked for three ates of a pump of vanilla.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Well, thank you.
Both are being here. Oh my god, you're so welcome.
This is the.
this was so hard.
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