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Shane: 我认为在一段一夜情后，为对方做早餐并导致对方过敏反应，这更像是一个滑稽的故事，而不是令人尴尬的。我认为意外引发严重的过敏反应不会导致浪漫，这很糟糕，但也很滑稽。我认为这个故事更像是一部浪漫喜剧的开端，虽然很糟糕，但也很有趣。我认为考虑到当事人双方都很尴尬，这个故事不算太糟糕，更像是一个以后可以讲给别人听的有趣故事。我认为不知道瑞秋·雷有狗粮系列是一个经典的错误。我认为如果这个人坦然承认自己喜欢狗粮，那就会变得很尴尬。我认为如果这个人每天都带狗粮来上班，那我会尊重他所做的一切。我认为把生殖器照片发给老板让他给妻子看，这是一个很糟糕的错误。我认为这张照片中，生殖器占据了很大一部分画面，这很搞笑。我认为把生殖器照片发给老板让他给妻子看，是迄今为止最糟糕的故事。我认为在脱衣服之前就射精是一个经典的错误。我认为这个人对自己的评价太低了，无法想象一个世界，在这个世界里，每个人都不会和他有同样的看法。 Ian: 我认为这个故事更像是一部浪漫喜剧的开端，虽然很糟糕，但也很有趣。我认为很多男人把自己的性生活或性经历的多少作为自己身份认同的一部分，这很令人沮丧。我认为这个人对自己的厌恶不会随着性行为的发生而消失，他需要解决自己为什么这样看待自己。我认为这个故事讲述了一个人因为吸毒而报警抓捕送餐员的故事。我认为这个人因为吸毒而报警抓捕送餐员，这很尴尬。我认为在这个故事中，虽然主人公的反击很激烈，但她的表妹先挑起了争端。我认为这个故事的更新部分揭示了表妹的男友出轨并隐瞒了另一个孩子的存在，这很戏剧性。我认为这个人第一次约会时放屁并撒谎，这导致约会对象离开，是因为他撒谎了，而不是因为放屁本身。 Arasha: 我认为这个故事中，两人性格相似，在很多不安全感方面也有共鸣，这很甜蜜。我认为如果这个人坦然承认自己喜欢狗粮，那就会变得很尴尬。如果这个人每天都带狗粮来上班，那我会尊重他所做的一切。我认为这张照片中，生殖器占据了很大一部分画面，这很搞笑。我认为很多男人把自己的性生活或性经历的多少作为自己身份认同的一部分，这很令人沮丧。我认为这个人对自己的厌恶不会随着性行为的发生而消失，他需要解决自己为什么这样看待自己。我认为在这个故事中，表妹的行为太过分了，而主人公的反击是合理的。我认为这个故事的更新部分揭示了约会对象离开的原因，是因为男方撒谎并持续尴尬自己。

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Key Insights

WHY did the first date end with an ambulance?

A woman made her date breakfast with almond milk, not knowing he had a nut allergy, causing a severe reaction.

WHY did the person eat dog food?

They found discounted Rachael Ray canned food and didn't realize it was for dogs until after eating it.

WHY did the man send a picture of his penis to his boss?

While drunk, he accidentally sent a zoomed-out photo meant for his boss's wife (his hairdresser) that included his penis.

WHY did the man run away from his date?

He prematurely ejaculated during his first kiss and was mortified.

WHY did the woman call the cops on her delivery driver?

She was high and forgot she ordered food, mistaking the driver for an intruder.

WHY were the cousins arguing in the restaurant?

One cousin ridiculed the other for not knowing how to use chopsticks, leading to an escalating argument involving a secret affair and a hidden baby.

WHY did the woman leave her date mid-dinner?

Her date farted loudly and then spent five minutes trying to recreate the sound with his chair to prove it wasn't him.

Chapters

A woman makes her one-night stand breakfast, unaware of his allergy to nuts, resulting in a severe allergic reaction and an abrupt end to their budding romance. Despite the mishap, the story is more humorous than cringe-worthy, highlighting the unexpected nature of the situation.