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From soup snaffling to microchoppers, it's time for Right in the Saucebox. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm today's host, Wade. Why? Because I ended up winning one of the craziest finishes in Distractible history, and if you haven't watched it, you should go back and do that. Joined, as always, by my co-hosts, Mark and Bob. Hey, guys. Hello. How goes things? Pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. Mark, I can't help but notice that you seem occupied over there. Why? Why? Yeah, I have a job. What of it? Oh.

Okay, as stated, I think you know what you're doing and why you're doing it. Oh yeah, no ulterior motives here. Well, what's new? We usually open up with small talk, and I guess I will follow that continued trend. How goes things? What's new in your lives? What's going on in the world? I swear to God, I was just in the break. I was just thinking of something, and I was like, that'll be really good small talk. Great, what was it? You ever fall downstairs? No. No? No.

Oh, I've tripped going up the stairs before. Always up. The only time I've gone down the stairs in a semi-planned, unplanned manner was when I was in the coffin box and Ethan slid me down the stairs. Fucking love that clip. At the end, when you, I forget if you sit up or just reveals your face and you're all...

Whoa. Whoa. This sounds catastrophic. Dude, all those bits, I was so sure you were going to die. And then in the pool, is that the same video? Same video. Push me in the pool when I'm in that thing. I was watching it and I was like, this is such a bad...

It's in a fucking town! What the fuck? And then we just end it. I love it. It was fine. You were fine. It was great. Those are good times. Pre-COVID. Pre-COVID. So many good moments from that. Yeah, you can't put people in pools and coffins now. I forget what they're called. What are those bouncy ball things called? The one where you kicked Ethan in the nuts real good. Zorb balls or something? Yeah, something like that. That...

the nut kick is funny but that I love that one more because Ethan Saga of trying to get his thing inflated because he like took it to the store and had the guy inflate it but then it wouldn't fit in his car and he was like so I deflated it and then I brought it over here that's very funny where can we find these videos they're everywhere you don't have to look very far

I'm suing as fast as I can. Great small talk. I'm glad that's what's new with you guys. Sad to say, no gun updates this week, guys. It's actually not my next hyper fixation, as many as the gun tubing world wishes it was. It sadly is not. C&C!

I ordered one. It's happening. It is happening, yes. And, and, and, there's a company that I'm going to talk about because I want them to... Not give me, I'll buy them. But it's an unreleased thing. So there's a company called X Horse 3D, right? Strange name, but...

Thank you. You're welcome. They're making a desktop-sized five-axis CNC mill. If you remember what I was talking about with five-axis CNC mills, they start at $100K. This one, they say, is going to be around $9,000 to $10,000. And for a five-axis CNC, even though it's not very big, the build volume is quite small. It's like four inches cubed, right? But to be able to do five-axis...

at an accessible rate. Like, you can still build a lot of stuff. Very small stuff. Yeah, well, yeah, but a lot of small stuff. But it opens up the world of precision machining, like, that I've never had any access to. 'Cause if I were to buy a large machine, and I could, right? I could. Are you rich or something? What do you mean you could? I could. I could. You could!

Don't pretend like I can and you can't. It's not about me. Hey, don't flip this on me. This is about you. You can. You could. If a two can, you can. That doesn't mean I can. You got all that car money you've been saving up. You got plenty for CNCs over there. I do. I do. I am sitting on some car money, but investing it in car stocks instead.

Anyway, so this, even though that seems like an exorbitantly high price, $9,000 or $10,000, that is incredibly accessible for a five-axis machine. And so to have something like that is really, really interesting to me because it opens up this whole world. Precision machining is such an advanced field in terms of manufacturing. But the reason why some of those machines cost so much is because if you have them,

You make money. They are money-making machines. It's kind of this level of production that a lot of other companies can't have access to unless you're a very large player in the space. And people will commission that for a lot of money because they need parts made.

And so it's not that you just buy a machine, you'll instantly make all the money you want. It's still, you gotta run a smart business about it, but it's like, it's just, it's accessible and it's cool. - Now hold on, if you make a YouTube channel or Twitch channel, you're instantly famous and rich. If you buy a CNC machine, the same thing should be true. - Yeah, well for me and for you, you privileged bastard you, you handsome host,

What'd I get? I was born this way. Mark, I'll give you a bonus point if you can tell me what CNC stands for. Oh! Computer Numerical Control! He was just reading. What did you look at? No, I didn't!

I didn't leave that. No, I was looking at my soup. Bob, do you want to... We have a thing for this. I don't do that yet. Oh, okay. Anyway, XHorse3D, please. I know there's a bunch of CNC YouTubers out there that actually have audiences. Hey, what about me?

Look at this guy here. Mark will start a CNC YouTube channel. You want funny CNC stuff, right? Who's making funny CNC stuff? That's the question.

No one. Exactly. Yeah. I'll make all the dicks. I'll make all the four inch dicks that I possibly can. Actually, if you, if you have a diagonal in the cube, it's probably going to be a little longer. Yeah. Just need a thin, a thin tip. You could make a dildo or a pickle. You can make them both a dill pickle. That's already a thing. I think you could make a dill pickle. Is that what that stands for? Is that why those taste the way they taste or? Yeah. The lube.

I did not. I never put that together. So, ooh, ah, ee. According to Gemini, the distance between the longest points of a four-inch cube is 6.9 inches. That's respectable. That is. It'd be really thin, but hey...

That's a respectable. We always love when six and nine are together, even with a point in between. Speaking of a point in between. Yeah, you got your bonus point for CNC. All right. Bob, I do have a follow up question for you, though. Why did you ask about falling down the stairs? We went into like a side tangent, but actually literally no reason. You know what it is? It was on my mind because Rin was leaving the house yesterday and it's been snowy and icy and we have a doorbell camera and she's

she almost just ate it down our front step but it was one of those where it was like but there's a handrail and she caught the handrail and just walked away but I got I looked at the clip and I was like man that would have been so funny almost had a whole episode's worth of content right there oh

And then I considered throwing myself down the stairs on the doorbell cam just to see if it would. But I was like, nah, it's probably not worth it. We'll see. Maybe I'll get desperate. If I ever win again, I'll have to host an episode and then I'll be really desperate. So we'll go back and see the footage of you like pouring water on the steps to hoping it would freeze. The people will slow down. I need I need footage. Need content. Well, good stuff, gentlemen. Good stuff.

I don't have anything that interesting. I mean, I've got my Spotify award still nearby. Thank you, Spotify, for that, by the way. I don't know if I said thank you last time, but I don't know. I still think that's kind of cool that people somehow listen to and or watch this podcast, which...

pretty cool anything else you boys want to go over or else i can dive right in i've got a fun episode i mean look all the uh all the funny news stories are really dry this season not many laughs and goofs in headlines that i can find so um yeah so you know uh once that well starts

Turn in again, we'll, oh, all the funnies will fly. Yeah, I just tried to see if there was anything interesting going on, and the first couple things I see are murder and social security. Those are always hilarious topics, but I think I'll dodge them. Today's episode, we're going to have a throwback to when times had more headlines.

We're going to have a bit of a throwback to when people did fall down the stairs because there weren't handrails yet. We're going to go back to a time that is very unspecific, but a time when they were old slang phrases that I don't know that I've heard of. Not many of them. Maybe you guys have heard of them. So we're going to go through this list.

And I'm going to have you guys give me what you think each of these means. Whoever gets the most right will probably earn the most points. We'll decide as a group if we should bring the phrases back or not. I can't tell if I'm never going to have heard a single one of these or if this is about to be a bunch of stuff where Wade's like, what does this mean? And then I'm like, uh,

A couple of them sound familiar to me, but a lot of them don't. Maybe some of the early ones you guys will know. But only one way to find out. How do we determine who went first last time? Was it a good old coin flip? That's what Mark did, but you can do however, whatever you choose, man. No, that seems fair. I like coins. We'll do it. Which one of you wants to be heads? I got a pretty big coin heads, tails. I'll do the flip land in the palm show thing. I want to be the tail side. My hair is kind of like George Washington's right now. OK, so this will be Mark.

This'll be Bob. What in the flip? What was that? I guess I win. Kind of looked like he flipped it around in his hand as he was trying to catch it or whatever, but... Yeah, what kind of... No, I caught it, and it, like, bounced, and I had to re-catch it. Uh-huh, uh-huh. It's so big for my tiny six-foot-four long hands. What do you mean? You just take it, and you go... And it flips! Oh!

All the listeners out there, what he's doing is he has the coin in his palm. He doesn't flip it with his thumb or anything. He just kind of chucks it up. It spins twice and it goes down. I don't trust my thumb, so I flip it with my index like this. What's wrong? What has your thumb done to betray you? You flip it with your index? You didn't flip it at all. Not small coins, but this big one? Yeah. You mean? How do you? I mean, I guess I could like.

I just don't like that. Yeah, you could. You could. You're not getting that ping. It's like an M1 Garand, you know? The satisfying tink of your coin is very impressive, Mark. I know, thank you. Mine doesn't ting at all. Mine is real gold, so it's just... I can't catch! That's a different bro. I don't believe in ghosts! Bob, tell me, what is meant by the phrase wet sock? No, that's when your sock is wet. What do you mean?

Back in the olden days, before shoes, when it was just socks and then feet, and they'd go outside and it was wet, and you'd step in something and your sock gets wet, and the old-timey prostitutes would be like, Oh, that's a wet sock! So the slang term went literally, wet sock.

It's definitely either that or the sock or other cloth garment that the family took turns jerking off into. The whole family? Yeah, well, times were tough, right? You didn't have enough resources for everyone to have their own sock or towel or whatever. So you take the oldest, most decrepit sock you got, and that's the wet sock.

You just keep that set aside so that everyone knows. That's the wet sock. Fair enough. Mark, do you have a guess as to what wet sock is? Is this for the steel? Yeah, why did I go first? Just determine who went first. It doesn't give anyone an advantage or disadvantage. Just determine who went first. Well, there was a point of fighting over it. I was getting really upset.

why you fought over it we do this all the time it's always supposed to be fair just we determine who goes first man i don't know man it seems unfair fuck wait was that not a bit no no that was out of my mouth he said it he said it out of my mouth before i realized it all right so what it what you were complaining about me going first i don't remember i don't

Well, it's Wade's choice. Wade, what is the result of this? All heads, all tails, or neutral? Okay, heads favors Mark. He chose heads before. You wanted tails. So, if it gets heads three times, I guess Mark gets a point. If it's tails three times, Bob gets a point. We'll just make it simple. All right.

No, it's not very convoluted at all, but okay. It's not supposed to be convoluted. I want to go first. I want that to be, that's what I think is unfair. I should have gone first because his flipping was all unfair. I demand if it's declared unfair, I get to go first. And if it's declared fair, I get to go first the entire rest of the episode. Yeah, that's it. So no, you guys don't want any points added to this. This isn't about points. This is the principle of the matter. Yeah.

All heads, Mark gets to go first the rest of the time. All tails, Bob gets to go first the rest of the time. No, that wouldn't be fair. I just want to go, I want to go once. I get first once. Okay, first once, or Bob gets it the rest of the episode of It's All Tails. Because that's doubly unfair. That is doubly. Okay, and if it's anything in between, nothing changes. Yeah. All right, ready? So it is decreed. Tails. Oh.

two heads nothing happens i was perfect we'll move on i got i got the lion the lioness tails man i really should have looked at what was on this coin it's confusing that neither of these is a head it's just a lady and a lion you did say last episode lady heads wait so the lady has a head but the lion has a head wait did you flip your heads what did you change your heads

No, the lion was always tails. My lion is tails. Lion has a tail. Lion is tails. Lady has a head. Lady has heads. It's just a stupid coin. I wish I'd done a better job finding my coin. I got so excited that it was stupid. You could still buy another one. You could buy another one.

I know, but I'm trying to buy less stuff from the internet. It's not working. Oh, wait. Okay. Buy a CNC. Mill your own coin. Okay. Okay. Okay. Have a lady looking away his head and you put a lion's tail.

As the tails. I'm going to make a series of coins for each of the matchups. So I'll have one coin that's me and Mark, one coin that's me and Wade, and one coin that's Mark and Wade. And then that way I can flip the appropriate coin for whatever the situation is. That's incredibly fair. All right. Well, I'm going to talk to that company. What was it? Donkey 3D FX CNC. I think it was wonky donkey X. That was it. Yeah. You guys got it. Oh, is that company Mark X horse X.

3D. I knew it was something with hooves. Mark, what's a wet sock? Oh, it's a party pooper. Okay. There's a poopy party man. Or woman. I may have to go to the judges for this one. We may have to deliberate. There's an or here, so don't judge at me right away. A wet sock is a limp handshake...

Or, in Australia specifically, a dull person. Is a party pooper a dull person? No, I don't think so. A party pooper is more of a specific... Like, they're not just boring, they are actively ruining the party because they are being a shitter. Alright, well, everyone agrees then, so no points assigned. Wet sock, limp handshake, or a dull person? Is it a phrase we should bring back? Oh, yeah. I mean...

It's not a particularly striking phrase, but I guess it makes sense. I'm not opposed to it being a thing. I wouldn't use it. I don't think it's that exciting. I wouldn't care if it came back, but I also don't think it's like, oh yeah, we need that. Hit him with your wet sock, you know. What's a firm handshake then? If a soft, floppy handshake is a wet sock, what's a firm handshake? Like a starched thong? Starched thong. Quite the starched thong you have there.

Oh, crusty britches. Maybe we'll find out. Maybe it's in here. Wide tie. Wide tie, dude. I'm laughing at how I got you. We're going to move on.

Boys, I am pretty excited for this one. I've always loved watching this episode.

these characters i'm super excited to see them again i'm excited that they've got a new series coming out trailers it's hard to tell sometimes i watched the trailer for this it made me want to watch it brought me in and i was like no you're right i have mr devil it's coming back so many trailers give away everything but i felt like this one didn't i don't know i felt properly teased like a trailer supposed to do it's like i saw things i wanted to see i have questions i want answered if i

If I had all of the senses that Daredevil has, I would definitely be an athlete still. I don't know if you've seen those videos where baseball players, I think most of them are probably scripted, but it wouldn't be for me. They're like doing an interview and they just like turn around and grab a ball that they had no idea was coming at them. I would be one. I would want to be one of the football guys who do the exact same thing where they're like standing there and there's like a punt or something or just a huge long pass. And they're just like, gosh.

Oh man! Imagine if I had super hearing. I'd be able to hear everything, especially the people who are hiding in my walls. I know they're there. I just need to be able to hear them and pinpoint their location so that I can find them. They're committing a crime. Just because Daredevil can fight crime by hearing enemies doesn't mean I can't either. So I'm going to do exactly that. And you can do exactly checking out the series on Disney Plus, March 4th, 6 p.m. Pacific, 9 p.m. Eastern.

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Okay, nothing happened, so I get to do this the way I was originally intending, so Mark gets to go first this time. What is happy cabbage? That's another word for weed. A word for weed. You got the happy cabbage, you don't want to get the sad cabbage. That'll mess you up. Sorry, this is so much louder than I ever thought it would be. That's very crinkly. What you doing, bud? I have another coin here that I bought. Oh my god, that's the loudest fucking...

This is officially an ASMR podcast now. Oh, God. I had another coin here because it's an Aztec calendar sun and moon coin. And I was like, hey, that'd be cool. I'll flip that a few times. It'd be fun. Actually made by the Aztecs? Oh, no. Oh.

Oh, okay. Oh, actually, it's just a moon, and then I think it's an Aztec calendar kind of design. There it is. Oh, come on. Yeah. I haven't upgraded my camera in a while, but I shouldn't. You do. It's an A7S III. Why is it getting worse? I'm still using an A7R II. That's the one I bought from you, actually. I think I have a Sony... Is it an AX700 or something? It's a camcorder. Anyway. Does this. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Okay, I just pulled my mount off my desk. It's fine. It's just wobbly. Bob, what is happy cabbage? Happy cabbage. Yeah, well, that's probably a British one because theirs are always stupid. That's probably like what they call soccer balls because they call things complete nonsense and they love...

football and if football is vaguely the size and shape of a cabbage so that's probably their happy cabbage go out and kick around the old happy cabbage yeah uh happy cabbage is a sizable amount of money to be spent on self-satisfying things

It doesn't... I mean, I guess if you win the lottery or something, or like you win a sweepstakes, that just seems like a phrase that wouldn't need to exist. Probably why it doesn't anymore. I guess, yeah, I remember though cabbage could be a... or lettuce or clams. Isn't that... although I heard on a podcast, so you know it's true, didn't they say like clams was that because once upon a time, the oceans were actually full of life and food and

And, you know, same thing, actually. Am I right? Anyway, there were so many clams that you could just go out in the river and pick them up. And they kind of used to, like, everything clamshells were waste. I don't know, actually. Never mind. Shut up, me. Shut up, Mark. Fuck you, man. Stop ruining the podcast, Mark. I was really trying to come with you, but I don't think I've ever heard that. Shut up, me. I don't want to hear you talk again, me. I don't like how mean you are to Mark, Mark.

Well, maybe he deserves it. That's not fair. I don't think he deserves it. Look how upset he is. I'm so upset. Oh, he's faking it. Well, you would know. Bobby, we're to you. We passed the cabbage. Now we're going on to the next one. Tell me what is pangwangle. That's actually not as old as it sounds.

Benedict Cumberbatch took another run at saying penguins and all he could get to was pangwangles I feel like you're Gilbert Godfrey on Hollywood Squares right now with your answers I know this one but yeah no that's pangwangles was they like like eight hours in the booth and that was pangwangles was the next best thing they could get out of Benedict Cumberbatch for the

for the nature documentary. How bad was that Gilbert Godfrey impression, by the way?

It was pretty good. It was fine for an out of the blue. Like I've never heard you do Gilbert Gottfried before. I've never tried. That is literally my first ever attempt at it. Obviously recognizable, which is a success. What was your answer again? I got so distracted by what transpired. That's what the penguin calls his penis in the Batman films. Penguin calls penis. And then somehow Benedict Cumberbatch. Benedict Cumberbatch watches, uh,

Mark, this one is much more simple than it may seem.

it's a dance based off of a penguin's waddle and you know do the pangwangle would it change either of your answers i told you pang was spelled p-a-n-g never gotta tell you you're both wrong again pangwangle is to live or go along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes no it's not yeah no that's not right that's that's not right that can't be right that's awful i think you should check your privilege and then check your answers fair enough

Mark, tell me what is in the ketchup? Can you use it in a sentence? Give me the language of origin. I feel like if I do, I might give away the meaning. Oh, then do it. No. Can I phone a friend? Can I call someone about this? You can ask Bob if you'd like. Oh, no, no, no, no. He doesn't know what it is, so...

What was it again? In the ketchup. Ah, in the ketchup. If you have someone to phone, you know what? Go for it. You can each phone someone. I don't care. In the ketchup, there was a spooky ghost. It's not a two sentence horror story. Let him cook. Let him cook.

It's fucking, I don't know. It means being stuck or something because like a ketchup bottle is hard to get out sometimes maybe. Okay, being stuck or otherwise hard to get out something. Okay. Bob? I am pretty sure that this is what doctors on the maternity ward call it when they're delivering a baby. God damn it.

Like the phone rings in the corner and then one of the nurses answers like, Doctor, it's your significant other. And the doctor's like, nah, tell him I'm in the ketchup. Call him in a minute. I'm not going to ask you to clarify any further. I think I understand. I think everyone understands what I'm getting at. In the ketchup means...

In the red or operating at a deficit. That's awful. I don't think that's right, actually. Yeah, that doesn't sound right. Do you have any more info about that? What is that from? No, this is the website is Mental Floss. Article is 83 old slang phrases we should bring back, which you guys definitely shouldn't open and cheat. They're in favor of bringing all these back?

This is what they picked for phrases they miss from being in the lexicon? Yes. Well, I question that pretty deeply, but okay. Next, I think, Bob, you're first again. Oh, good. Flub the dub. What does it mean to flub the dub?

This is actually from White House archives. This is staff in the White House, which didn't exist at the time period I'm about to reference, overheard Martha Washington saying before she went into the bedroom one night when George Washington was feeling particularly frisky.

it's time to go flub the dub. Oh, God damn it. And a little known fact, George Washington actually had people refer to him as the dub. Yeah. Because. That's where George Bush got it from. Hey, anyone that has George W in their name should be called the dub. That was a historical reference. Why he went by W. Yeah. He's actually much smarter than people give him credit for. So all George W's are. They all are. Yep. Every one of them. Every last one of them.

Mark, what's your interpretation of flub the dub? Um, pass. Oh, that means I get it. No, to pass. Pass. Oh, like you're passing the rock? Like you're saying, give me the ball? No. Or you're saying to not participate is to flub the dub?

Is this dub? Yeah, it's like to pass on a victory or pass on in the death context or pass as in your test. You passed it.

Any of the above. None of the above. Flub the dub means to evade one's duty. Very not George Washington-like. What is that? Where are these coming from? I don't know, man. Not that I haven't been trying my best. I'm going to get the next one correct. I have faith in you, but Mark gets the first shot at it. That's fine. Give me a direction. Mark, what is meant by the phrase a pine overcoat? I know this one. I know this one! I know this one!

How was my Godfried? Was that pretty good? They're not dead. Can I call Bob now? Can I call him? Sure. Editors, make it seem like I'm calling him. Boo!

Editors, make it seem like I sent him to voicemail. Editors, I'm sorry that we are the podcast you edit for. Well, I've forgotten entirely what you said. What did you say? Pine overcoat. Pine overcoat. Ah, straitjacket. Bob? And of course, that's incorrect because a pine overcoat is a coffin. Give somebody a pine overcoat when you kill them and then they go into a pine box. Pine coffin. Nice!

That's correct! Yeah! I told you I was going to get that one right. That's good. Yeah, that actually, yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Pine Overcoat. It is a coffin. Should we bring it back? I don't hate that one. I just don't have a lot of uses for slang for coffins. But like, you know, maybe. I mean, if there's more duels going on, which who knows, maybe we'll get there someday. Could happen.

um bob i think you're gonna go two for two i think you've got this one all right what is meant by the phrase a butter and egg man oh yeah i know that yeah that's why i'm so enthusiastic i will tell you both this one is so oddly specific so oddly specific i uh this is referring to a gentleman who

Who is, of course, doing the keto diet, and so thusly is not eating the toast, but he is eating the butter and the egg. Which came first, the butter or the egg? Definitely the butter. Okay. Mark, what is a butter and egg man? A frilly Nancy! A poncy nonce! I'm right! What is that? It's a butter and egg man.

According to Green's dictionary of slang, a butter and egg man refers to a wealthy but unsophisticated small town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city. A poncy nonce? I think I'm right. I think I'm right on that.

I think this might be the first one I get right. I think I might actually be right about that. How do you spell that? P-O-N-C-Y-N-O-N-C-E. A poncinance. I don't know. It just sounds like it should be right, right? That's what I was thinking of when I was like, that's a fucking freely fancy man, you know? But an idiot in a bad, negative way.

A Ponzi is an overly fancy, pretentious or affected person. And a nonce is wait, is a sex offender.

particularly implies that they are a pedophile. I have different definitions for it. I don't know what definition is yours. That's the first one I got to. Maybe let's not. No, I mean, that might be. I don't know. What the fuck? Google, what are we doing? I don't know, but I don't like this phrase anymore.

Oh, no. Yeah, that's a British slang for that. I thought Anons was just a dumbass, but I guess, whatever. You know, Mark, that might be, for what you've said multiple times, that might be the last point you ever get, so I'll give you one. Sure.

I think that's the only point I've ever gotten. I don't know if I'll see much more of you after this episode, so... Yeah, that's all right. You've earned the right to answer this next question first, then. Wait, can I just say, I think you did earn that mark, because if you dig super, super, super, super deep, the fifth definition that I found, after the other ones that we've talked about already...

is that a nonce might just be a stupid or otherwise worthless person. If we go with that one, it's a fancy, affected person who is worthless. A wealthy but unsophisticated small-town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city. Unsophisticated. See?

But we all know wealthy determines your worth. You already gave him the point. So it doesn't really mean very much, but I'm just saying, I feel, I feel good about that. I feel strong about that. That was a good one, Mark. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Mark. What is meant by the phrase cop a mouse? I know this one. No, I do. It sounds like a bit, but I do. I know this one. Say it again. Cop a mouse. Say it backwards. S.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Clearly, it's to close the trap on your drug sting operation and you nail the suspect right in the middle of it. Oh, okay. Trapping a mouse. A cop a mouse. Here, here, little mousey. Come into my trap.

Why is it Andy Samberg pretending to be Nicolas Cage in this episode? I don't know those questions. You know what those are. Bob, you know this one. I know this one. The mouse is referring to a mouse under your eye. And if you're going to cop a mouse, they're threatening to punch you in the face. Okay. Cop a mouse is a Victorian era phrase that means get a black eye. Oh.

because that's that's the thing you get when you get a black eye it's you get a mouse under your eye i honestly i didn't think it was victorian i thought it was more like 40s 50s america like hey you better shut your trap or you get a cop a mouse eh hey cop a mouse eh see see yeah see oh we just blurred all the different cultures together in the 50s hey you better be careful you're gonna get into his list especially from canada in the 50s you're the cop a mouse eh give me a plate of poutine eh with

What's that one mean? I think it means the man would like a plate of French fries with gravy and cheese curds on it. Okay, that's not slang. That's just straightforward. Don't give him a point for that. Don't give him a point. I don't think there's a second meaning to that. If there is, it's awful because it's something sexual and terrible. Definitely don't want to know about. Bob, what is meant by the phrase, don't sell me a dog? Funny enough, it's a phrase invented and used a lot.

by salespeople and especially salespeople who sold dogs that's how they would break the ice with people come up knock on the door whatever carrying their briefcase full of dogs and the person is like we don't need any and the guy's like hey don't sell me a dog have i got something to show you and then he starts pulling different puppies out of his little leather briefcase and uh yeah it's weird but i'm pretty sure that's it an icebreaker to sell dogs okay or or other stuff

But, you know, it clearly came from dog salespeople. I am really only using 10% of my brain power 90% of the time. I'm going to crank it up to 11. This is Don't Set Me Up on a Blind Date with Some Rascal. Don't sell me a dog. Don't sell me a dog. It actually just means don't lie to me. Same thing. Judges? Yes! I got one eye.

He knows this one. Bob, you agree? I'm not a judge. I have no authority here. You're both judges. Don't sell me a dog. Well played.

I don't know if that counts as lying. Don't set me up with a rascal. I have so few points, man. I got so few points. I got like no points. Neither of us is getting points. I don't know what you're so stressed about. I was going to say, Bob's gotten one correct. Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's right. Hey, I think I got two correct, actually, but... I'm trying to sell him a dog. Shut up, man. I'm trying to sell him a dog.

I'm pretty sure Cop-A-Mouse is the only one you've gotten correct so far. Didn't I also get the other one? Oh, Pine Overcoat. You did get Pine Overcoat. Yeah, I know all the violent ones. Mark's does look a little bit worse for you now that he got Pine Overcoat. Okay, fuck. I'm glad we rehashed what points were what. Did you just not write that down? I did. It just wasn't very clearly written, so I had to rewrite it because the point was there. The writing was not. Mark, what is meant by the phrase fly rink? Ugh.

It's someone who... What? Visual Studios installing? That's oddly specific. Oh, no, no, that wasn't my guess. Oh, okay. That wasn't my guess. It's someone who installs Visual Studios, okay. No, no, that's not it. I'm either getting some intense malware right now, and there's someone about to hack into my thing, or... Oh, have you seen my fat pee-pee? What?

Excuse me? Have you seen my fat pee-pee? Not in a couple years. No. All right, this is kind of advertising another YouTuber's merch? I don't know. But I want to work with him. I'm going to reach out eventually. You see this thing? Can you see that? Is that a knife? Oh, you know it is. Oh, for fuck's sake. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Wow! You could cut a grub with that one. Now, cut a grub is a slang phrase that... I don't know what that means. Right? Anyway, sorry. I just thought this was cool. It's like, you know, you could fit it in that fifth pocket and it's kind of always... That is nice. You could have it come out of your front pocket. Yeah, well, anyway, that was tying into my guess. So my guess is actually it's when you're ice skating.

And you try to pull a move that's way above your pay grade. Your fly falls open. Your dick flops out. You got a fly ring situation. Interesting combo. You can just give me the point. You can just give it to me. Like, it's over. I might. I might. But I'm going to give Bob a chance here first. All right. No, this one actually comes from, as a car guy, I know this one, actually. This comes from old cars were real simple. And, you know, the old Ford 4x4.

flat six used to have just one belt on the front for the accessory drive and this is actually kind of an onomatopoeia because when the belt would flip off the Ford it would kind of just flip off it would break the fan and cause and it would it sounded when it happened it would go and

And so fly rink turned into kind of a saying for like, ah, you fucked everything up. You know, that's a real fly rink. Good guesses, boys. I'm slightly offended that you guys don't know this one being as I'm right here in front of you, but a fly rink is a bald head. It's a bald head. Fly is just

Skate around. Does that happen? All the time, man. Sometimes they'll come as a couple and they'll be holding little proboscises while they skate around my head. Proboscises? Proboscises? Proboscises? Proboscises? Probasco sauce. Probascus. I really liked when he made chicken in a biscuit. That was funny. Probascus! Ha ha ha ha!

All right. I got a couple more here I'm going to do. We've gotten through like 10 out of like 80 of these, which is good. It means I can come back to this. Of course, yeah. In the meantime, though, I want you to tell me what is... Bob, I think you're first this time. What is a nosebagger? It's actually a term or a thing that most normies aren't aware of, but it's kind of an Industrial Revolution era thing. The wealthy people during the Industrial Revolution would actually have a person on their staff...

at their house and maybe at work. They went to work a lot. Whose entire job was to capture a mucus and stuff that came out of their nose and mouth. It would nose bag them because they actually, then they would send that off to the doctor and the doctor, um, it was believed if you made a tincture tincture with

with your own mucus, that that would have healing properties and also might be an aphrodisiac. And so rich people would have nosebaggers capture all their gunk and then drink it later on in a bottle of doctor juice. Sounds delicious. Mark, what's your guess? I don't want to guess anymore. That's too bad. All right. So... That was easy. Yeah.

Yeah, you really just flipped there. Yeah, she rolled really high in her cruise mode right there. Hell yeah. Nosebagger is... This is just someone doing cocaine. Is that all it is? You're gonna laugh. A nosebagger is someone who takes a day trip to the beach, who brings his own provisions and doesn't contribute at all to the resort he's visiting. What a dick. What a dick.

Bob, I'm going to give you a bonus point. I'm glad we have a word for that. A segue, because the next one that Mark gets to go first on is Mark. What is the phrase? Not up to dick. Not wait. What? Not up to dick. Not up. The dick is not the phrase. Not up. The dick is not the phrase. Not up to dick. Not up the dick. I know what that means. Yeah, I know. Not up to dick.

I'll give you a hint. It is not referring to your height. Thank you? Not you specifically, but... Okay. Not a...

Okay, alright man. You didn't have to give me a hint. You didn't have to. That was a mean hint. I know what you look at when you hang out with Bob and I, so I just didn't want you to think in that. Alright man. You're up to dick to me. Oh yeah, you're way up to dick, Mark. You're past dick. Alright you guys, you can stop anytime. Or just be nice. Hey, you can pat me on the flyer ink for luck. Anyway, I don't know why everything I'm saying is cop-based.

But it's someone that wanted to be a detective, but just couldn't make the cut. They were not up to dick. I'd rather you be cop based than us going to Russia every time. So at least we're in the US this time. Bob, what is not up to dick? Funny enough, there's actually another White House one, but it's much more modern. This comes from the George W. Bush White House. Famously, his vice president was Dick Cheney.

And at any given day coming out of the Oval Office, you could hear old W. Whalen. Well, that's not up to Dick.

That's not up to dick. I'm the president. That's not up to dick. And that became like a saying where it was like, yeah, sure, buddy. Sure. You're in charge. Sure. I'm a fine dick and I'm going to tell him. Yeah. That's the old W. Actually, that's the new W. The old Ws. Yeah. If something or someone was not up to dick, it would be a good thing.

It was not healthy. I don't get that one. I don't get it. Yeah. What arrow was that made? I don't have more info on that one. Okay. All right. Did you just type into chat GPT, come up with some random bullshit slang and make it seem like it's real? I did not. Bob, I think you're first this time. What is meant by the phrase or words sauce box?

We all know what that means. It's from that pickup line. In the club, you walk up to the ladies and you just go, hey, can I swim around in your sauce box?

That either works or it doesn't. But man, when it works. Man, I know what's going to be put in the wheel this episode. Most times censored. Wait, does that not get you going? Did that not, was that bad? Wait. No, no, that's fine. That's fine. Hey baby, can I swim in your sauce box? Hey baby, I got my french fry. Can you show me your sauce box? Yeah, I'm into ketchup or whatever the other one was.

mark what is a sauce box i'm guessing this is the uh when you're going up in the drive-thru you're talking to the box the actual speaker box the old timey drive-thru yeah that's the sauce box well how are they drive-thrus in the old times i remember when the flintstones went to mcdonald's are these from the flintstone era slang i don't know i don't have much information on this one if i'm being honest with you could be right however your mouth is

Is your sauce box. That's pretty close to what I was getting at. So Bob got it. Yeah, Bob got it. Yeah, I was pretty close. Yeah, sure, man. I'll give you the point. Can I swim in your sauce box? I guess that's slightly, you know, it could just be making out, you know. Or other things. Swim around in your sauce box. I mean, your mouth. That's the beauty of sauce box. It means whatever the listener thinks it means. Because it could be lots of stuff. It's when you go up to a girl, you're like, can I swim in your sauce box? Oh, don't worry. I mean, your mouth.

and then it's all good then it's all good they're like oh sure you have to you have to yell whisper it just like that though because it's very reassuring if you could do a gilbert godfrey it's most effective as gilbert godfrey i just keep hearing that i know this one like on repeat you guys have all seen the episode where he's like said you fool like a hundred times where like just nobody could get the answer he was the last square in hollywood squares

And everyone kept having to go to him and they would get it wrong. So be like, you fool! It's on, it's so good. It's like five or six minutes worth of your time. Don't recall that one. Mark, to you, I think we'll do two more then we'll call it. Oh man, my ego is not thriving on this episode. Oh, okay. Maybe this will be the last one. I kind of like this one. I'll even make this simple. There are four different answers you guys could give that would be correct for this. What is a pretzel bender?

It's the fifth element. You know, you got your water bender, your air bender, your earth bender, your fire bender, and then you got your pretzel bender. There's this big battle of like fire and water and air, and then you got a guy holding dough going... Not with his hands, stupid. With his...

Yeah, it's still bending. It's impressive. Yeah, the salt comes in. There's a lot of elements to it. Pretzels involve boiling water and lye, I think. It's actually, that's what the avatar really is, is the pretzel bender bringing all of it together.

You know, even if the pretzel was fully baked, it was a pretzel stick and the pretzel bender had to physically touch it and just bent it into like the classical pretzel shape. But without breaking it, like he could take he could take hard pretzels and bend them. It's crazy. And he could take hard little twisted ones and straighten them out. Honestly, if someone did come up to me with like a thick like stick pretzel and they just went, watch.

That would blow my mind more than almost any other magic trick I could possibly witness. That would ruin my perception of reality. I don't think I'd be okay after that. That would be pretty wild. Bob, what is a pretzel bender? This is actually really cute. I'm thinking. I'm thinking this is really cute. It's cutesy. It comes from Germany because in America, we would just call this a fender bender.

but germans love them pretzels and so they you know if you can't get your hands on a shiny chrome bumper for your car you maybe you just cook a big pretzel and you just have that on there and then if you get in a little accident when you're driving around here and so oops that's a sign pretzel bender oh nine oh nine a pretzel bender you can't buy the pretzel bender of cost get

Good thought. No, I can't remember the word for it. You know what I'm getting at. It's German. They call pretzels pretzels, I'm pretty sure. Comes right out of their sauce box. That's a hell of a trick. Oh, you mean mouth.

I think I got to give the point to Mark on this one. Oh, you don't have to. Pretzel bender can mean a player of the French horn, a wrestler, a heavy drinker, or a peculiar person. And let me tell you, that's pretty peculiar. It was a wide target. Just barely clipped it. I think I made it though.

And they said I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Look at me now. We're going to do one final one because I just want to do this one. Bob, you're first. What is meant by the phrase, hump the swag? Hump the swag. I don't want to get censored again, man. Just give me a sec. Hang on. Oh, no. Come on. Go for it. No, this is a slang term coined by people who are on the...

uh the the professional convention term uh tour it's not the people who are attending the convention it's like the people who run them they set the booths up and you know that sort of they're like carnies but for conventions when they see someone who's just really loading up on the swag because there's always like gift bags and stuff yeah look at this guy he looks hump the swag yeah i knew i knew he was gonna do that okay mark hump the swag

I don't fucking know, man. What do you find me to know? His was the good answer. His was the good answer. What else could it mean? What else could it possibly mean? There's other options out there. I can tell you. I'm going to look at Ryobi. I don't want to play anymore. I'm looking at Ryobi tools. I'm going to my comfort place. Let me go look at Ryobi. What do they got? What do you got that's new? I don't want to be here anymore. Do you ever get one of those Ryobi folding workbench dolly things, Mark? Those are out there now. Oh,

Oh, I really want to. It's so cool. I like that, but I haven't got one. I don't know, Mark. If you're not going to give me an answer, you clearly can't win the locked-in point. No, I'm doing humping the swag right now. I'm avoiding a situation and going to my favorite consumerist hobby.

Thank you, Ryobi. Humping the swag means to carry your luggage on your back. Yeah, that actually kind of makes sense. What bonus star are we adding to the bonus stars? I like the most censored. The most censored. You know, that kind of favors Bob, but I also like it. So yeah, sure. Let's go for it. All right. The most censored to this episode is officially added. How many are we doing? Three. Oh, shit. It's more than three.

This is my chance. You guys ready? Yep. Let's do it. One. Oh, no. Yes. Yes. Yes. Ate the most. How many cough drops? How many more cough drops do I have to eat to catch up to that? It's a very large bowl. It's a very large bowl. I have a family-sized bag I just opened. I don't know if even that would be enough, but oh, God, please. Oh.

I cannot believe that fucking came up. That's ridiculous. He was preparing for this from the intro. I love this wheel. I love this wheel. Loves me. All right. All right. All right. We spin it again. Oh,

Is that me? You're going to have to... That one's going to have to be reserved. That's got to be me. That's got to be me. Unless you know how many points we have, Wade. If you do, you just silently add that. But otherwise, I think maybe you're going to have to hold on to that until you start tallying up here. Third spin, baby. Yeah.

Oh, got the biggest laugh. This one might be kind of tied to what's censored the most. I think this one goes to Bob. Sad to say. I had some jokes, but I don't think I had...

That's good ones. You had some good... Honestly, I don't think I was definitively funnier than you. You had some very funny stuff this time. Let me go through the points. Bob, you got points for... Ever fall down the stairs? Rin near fall? Pine overcoat? No, it's not! Don't remember what that's for, but... Wait, what?

Cop a mouse. Bad joke. What a dick. Sauce box. Oh, you meant mouth. You got two points for that because you got one for the funny and biggest laugh. All right. Mark, you got points for we are rich. CNC. Shut up, Mark.

Ryobi, Ponsenance, what visual studio? That was pretty funny when that happened. Oh, yeah, yeah. Ate the most on stream, and then you also got the point for being a loser, which brought you to nine points. Bob finished with 11. Oh.

Which means if that last spin hadn't been biggest laugh, if it had gone to Mark somehow, it would have been a tie. If I'd only been that much funnier. You were down by three.

And the wheel got you back within one until that final spin. - Oh, so close. - The wheel is really quite the development in technology for us. I love this. - The odds of it also hitting three whenever I was doing, so I was trying to do a D3 and it wasn't working. It was giving me a D4. So it was like four, four. It's like, that's not a D3. I finally got to the D3 thing to work and then it ended up being three. And I was like, well, that's gonna be crazy if that helps Mark. 'Cause I knew he was behind a little bit, but man.

Mark, do you want to deliver your loser speech? Thank you for this lovely opportunity to participate even though I lost. I declare all of this illegal. And if you don't believe me, I will beat you until you're unconscious.

That's what justice is all about. And that's what I'm going to do. But as the loser, I have to accept fairness for what it is. And I will win next time. Bob, winner speech. Oh, sure. Just think how many points I could add this episode if everything I said was allowed to be aired publicly. I mean, I pretty much killed it today. I feel pretty strong about my performance. I really went out there, gave 110%.

And, you know, we played as a team and you really got to just do one play at a time, you know. And when we were down in the fourth quarter, I never panicked because I trusted the guys around me on the field. And just like I knew we would, we did what we had to do. Went out there, gave 100 percent, 110 percent, you know. Anyway, I win. Congratulations to me. I host the next one.

You do. Great work, competitors. I hope you all enjoyed. Listeners and watchers, I hope you enjoyed as well. If you haven't already, go follow MarketMarkiplier, Bob at MySkirm. I'm Minion77 or Minion777. Let's end this train wreck before it gets worse. Podcast out. Yeah, right, bud? Yeah. Podcast out!