Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
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I can say to my new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, hey, find a keto-friendly restaurant nearby and text it to Beth and Steve. And it does without me lifting a finger. So I can get in more squats anywhere I can. One, two, three. Will that be cash or credit? Credit.

Galaxy S25 Ultra, the AI companion that does the heavy lifting so you can do you. Get yours at Samsung.com. Compatible with select apps requires Google Gemini account results may vary based on input check responses for accuracy. Let me tell you something. You texted me today and you said, are you mad at me?

Yeah, you do. You get angry. And you know what? I've never been mad at you. You have. Dollywood. Do you cancel sessions that are important to us? Yeah. I know. That's what I'm talking about. It's an inner lingering slow burn of anger. Hi, Rudy Jewel. Look what we got for you.

A normal chair. Rudy. Rudy. Rudy. Yeah. I haven't seen you since last year. Do you miss me? I miss you, but you're going over to Tiger Bell. You're doing that all the time and you're really breaking my heart a little bit. No, no, no, no.

We embraced you. Not just Tiger Belly. Oh, yeah. Trash Tuesday, baby. Where the money is. So here's the problem. And the followings and the glamour and the glitz. We gave you your start. Nothing. She dropped us, dude. Well, you know what we are?

We are the guy that she dated before she got famous. Exactly. And she drops us. No, she got famous. You know, the first guy that you dated. I'll even do one you better, dude. Yeah, give it. Right? We're the hot guy, right, that she dated. I disagree with the first part. But just to hear my point. We're the medium guy. We're the medium guy. But then she blew up and went uglier. Oh, yeah. That's what I meant. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm going to go down. I'm going to go downtown. What's been going on, Jules?

- I've just been dissecting animals. - God bless, which ones? - God bless you. - Rats and earthworms and the crickets. - How are you dissecting earthworms? They're so small. You're using the tiniest little knife? - Yeah, and it's really fun, especially with the rats. - You love dissecting rats. - She went to ugly and also just ghosted the hot guy. - Well, as soon as, here's what really happened.

Tell me the science behind it. As soon as she left this show and you and Kalilah broke up and she started to get away from our show. Yeah. That's when she was like, I don't need to talk to Tito Andrew ever again. And she. That seems to be the truth. It's the truth. That seems to be the reality of the situation. And that's okay. Did I show you nothing but love for four years? Pure love. It's the kind of love Mother Teresa gave. Same. To the poorest. Exact same. Yeah, yeah. It's that kind of.

Unhinged. No, undying. Undying love. That's what I meant. Anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, Rudy Giuliani is back. Rudy Giuliani is back in the studio. Are you happy to be back? I'm happy. Who of the people here are you happiest to see? Let's go in order. Happiest to least happy to see. Go ahead. First is you. Thank you. Andres. Yes. Carlos. Awesome. Macon. Love that.

And Bobby's separate. You're separate. It doesn't count because she sees you all the time. She sees you all the time. I'm not even on the list. What? I cannot believe it. Let me ask you, lady. You see her every day. There was a fire long ago, right? Yeah. Right? Was there not a fire long ago? The Great Chicago Fire? No, the Great L.A. Fire. Oh, the lovely L.A. Fire. People are running. You know what I mean? Help! Yeah, running, right? Help! Right? I get a call. Can you harbor...

and take care of little Jules and the dogs. And I said, kindly, my heart is out to you. - My heart goes out. - And you know what happens to that heart? They pee on it. - They piss on your heart. - Yeah. - You piss, you squat on his chest. - In the yellowest pee you've ever seen. - Wow. - Yeah, Jimmy O Yang yellow. - Wow. - Yeah, that's the most yellow you can get. - Right, very bright. That is a bright star.