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I'm just improvising. Yeah, no. That's not a bad thing. That has nothing to do with the conflict. No. Yag see ya boar, you are like your funny hat. Yag see ya boar. Where have you been? You're gone for a while. You don't answer your phone. Yeah.
Yaxi Yabor. Yaxi Yabor. I love the sand in your eyes. Yaxi Yabor. Yaxi Yabor. Yaxi Yabor. I like the sand in your face. Your green card got denied. Yaxi Yabor. Yaxi. Yaxi Yabor. Where are your arms now? Yeah, yeah.
The yard bone is gone.
He's eating yard bones, dude. I don't know, dude. No, I like it. You know what I mean? I'm in the cosmic creative space. You're up here. Yeah, yeah. It's beyond. First word that comes to your mind. Go. Mindset. Yeah. Are you? Chicken. Yay. That's good. Chicken. Yeah, yeah. Let's go science, though. You. Bollocules. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Math. Go. Da Vinci's code. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, we're on it, dude. Shock me, dude. Shock you with something? Shock me with something. What do you mean? Give me another one. Yeah, bloody discharge. No. No? No, I don't want to hear about Carlos' exam. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, yucks. I went to the doctor. He said I have to stay away from people like Carlos. That's literally what the doctor said. Yeah? He said a big fan of the show. Watch the podcast. Stay away from Carlos because he hasn't had a tetanus shot in years. Yes. You're up. Yeah, I haven't been tested in a while, too. Whew.
Let's get in there, bud. I went to a... Let's get in there, bud. I went to the Sherman Oaks Spearmint Rhino last night at like one in the morning.
I was so lonely. I was sitting, I was watching, you know how I keep watching Great British Break Off? So good. So I was season eight again, right? And I'm like, I know who gets, you know, every episode I know who gets, you know what I mean? The star baker, I know who gets, you know what I mean? The handshake. Let go, I know who gets the handshake. Yeah. And I was sitting there and my penis was out. At Great British Break Off? No, no, no. I was watching it. I was just naked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I'm sitting there slumped over watching it and going,
Yeah, I'm going. You got to go. So I went in there and there was only four people working. Yep. It's almost as if it was not even open. Was it at 4 p.m. when you went? No, it was 1 in the morning, I said. God, you don't listen, do you, guy? I've been at 4 p.m. before. I can't tell you why. Why? Why?
- What do you mean why? - What are you doing at 4:00 p.m. at a strip club? - About 20 years ago, there was a group of comics, male comics, that would go on lunch runs. - Oh yeah, lunch runs to the strip club, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we would go on lunch runs. - They got good wings. - Good wings, yeah. I love the prime rib. You know what I mean, when they're naked up there and you're eating prime rib, dude, oh my God. - There is nothing better than seeing a nice pair of boobs and having potatoes au gratin with a little bit of filet, a little filet on the side.