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I can say to my new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, hey, find a keto-friendly restaurant nearby and text it to Beth and Steve. And it does without me lifting a finger. So I can get in more squats anywhere I can. One, two, three. Will that be cash or credit? Credit. Galaxy S25 Ultra, the AI companion that does the heavy lifting so you can do you. Get yours at Samsung.com. Compatible with select apps requires Google Gemini account results may vary based on input check responses for accuracy. You two are bad.
Who are these two idiots? I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. I'm a movie star. I'm in the presence of a movie star. And I'm so stunned by you because you're a movie star. I'm the president of a president.
I'm in presence of a president. Yes, you are. Little Chinese boy, sing to me. You throw out things that don't make no sense, so I throw out things that don't make no sense to you. I'm in the presence of a movie star.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Bad Friends. I'm in the presence of a movie star. I'm in the presence of a superstar. Movie star. Movie star. Movie star. Movie star. I'm a little movie star, but this guy's a superstar, Brad Pitt, Andrew Santino. They're in the same level. George Clooney, come to me.
How funny would it be if George Clooney, what is, who's calling you? Johnny Yang. Johnny O-Yang? No, Johnny Yang. That's Jimmy O-Yang's brother? He's my haircut. Can I answer it? Yeah, sure. Okay. Getting your haircut soon? Getting your lettuce sliced? Oh, you hung up on me? Go ahead. Call Johnny Yang back. Sounds like a character from Mortal Kombat. Johnny Yang wins. Finish him. Johnny Yang. Hello? Hello? Hey, how's it going? How's it going? Hello? Oh, my God. Hello?
How do you have any professional relationships?
- It's unbelievable. - What do you mean? - Like that's your haircut guy? - Yeah. - That poor guy. - He thinks I have an accent. - Well, he does. - He thinks I do. That's how I always talk to him. - Where is he from? - China. - Oh, he's off the boat. - Yeah, he's off the boat, yeah. - Was he on the show? - He thinks I'm from off the boat too. - Does he? - Yeah, he goes, "Hi Rao, I go, hi Rao." - Okay, is this a house haircut? You get your haircut at your house? This guy's- - He comes over, yeah.
Yeah, he comes over. I'm in the presence of a movie star. I'm in the presence of a superstar. Why do you keep saying this? Because I did two lines in Theo Vaughn's movie. I'm in the presence of a movie star. Yeah? Dude. Dude. Who'd you work for? Morgan Freeman this week. Morgan Freeman, right? He does. I do one Theo Vaughn. I'm movie star. What Morgan Freeman are you talking about? The fucking eyes, the magic movie you did in fucking Hungary. What?
What? A year ago? It was a year ago. Right. Look at this. There's Bobby walking around on set smoking, being a diva. I heard. I got back some word that you were being a diva on set. Why? I am a diva. Skinny diva. Look at him. Little skinny diva. Look at him. I'm fucking confused. Are you rocking magenta? Was that your pick or theirs? Theirs pick. That looks really good. Thanks, man.
You think I should do the cowboy look? Because everyone's saying I should do the cowboy look. I think you should do the shirts and the hat, but not the boots. Oh, the boots are too much. Because you pride yourself in your shoe game. Yeah. You got good shoe game. I think boots are not your style. Yeah. But I think the hats are dope. I think the shirt, I think the belt is fly as shit. You know what I look like there?
Sicario. Sicario. A hitman. You do. Yeah. Oh, don't bring up. We talked about that before the show. That woman got shot yesterday and killed. Oh, no. Oh, no. What? Her husband put on a hit. She's going to get like fast food. Her ex-husband hires a hitman, allegedly. Let's stop for a second. Push pause. Let me get the information right. Yeah. A man. Yeah.
Did I get it right? You got that part. That's all I know. That's all I know. A man. No. So a man hired a hitman to kill his wife. Apparently a group, right? Carlos didn't say there was like a crew of people that were out to kill this woman. And let me ask you something before we get into this. They framed it as a robbery. How much money would you spend? What? To kill your wife. How much money would I spend? Yeah. I wonder how much. Well, I don't want. I would want top level. Okay.