Jodie Sweetin & Reza Farahan: Exes & Points
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I've learned from my mistakes, and that's what I want to teach people. Don't do what I have done. This show, I mean, you guys really start some shit. I'm sorry if I'm coming off as an asshole. I just want people to do their jobs. Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Jodi Sweetin and Reza Farahan join the show. We talk about Jodi's exes and the unexpected offer that has me spiraling.

Were you in a movie? Where were you? I know you were in London. I was taking my mom on a trip that she has wanted to go on her entire life to England and Scotland. And for two weeks, me and my mom adventured about the UK. And it was for her 75th birthday, which was last September. I told her basically, you plan it. I'll pay for it because I hate planning. And she loves it. And she just...

How was the trip? It was wonderful. It was a lot of work. My mom has never traveled internationally and probably hasn't been in an airport in like 15 years. Yes. So that was really overwhelming for her and also...

She learned a lot about her mobility issues. We learned it together. She has her errands and stuff she does at home, but about halfway through to the lounge at LAX, she was like, ooh, my back. We've got to slow down. And I was like, slower? Yeah. That's like traveling with me. Yeah.

Call the cart. Oh, yeah. See, I am like, let's go. Yeah. But no, it was it was wonderful. And it was literally something she's wanted for her entire life and had sort of resigned herself that she'd never be able to do it. And so we went, I mean, full business class, lie flat seats like lounges, drivers, everything, everything she wanted. Are you the do you have siblings? No, only child. I was going to say you've got to be the favorite.

At this point, but. Is this class for the first time you've left the country? Hell yeah. Yeah. That was also really for my sake because I hate flying. I'm like, oh God, 10 hours? We flew on United or I think British Airways on the way back and United on the way out.

Nice. Yeah. Nice. Now, you had a movie. First of all, you have the Jane Mysteries that just came out. Yep. Which one installment is that? Like four, five, twelve? So they had gotten released on the Hallmark Plus streaming service. And then I think after a certain amount of time, they come to the regular like Hallmark

Hallmark channel. So that's, they have come out now, I think it's the third, fourth in the series. There's five total. Murder at Mosby? Murder at Mosby College. Yeah, that was James' alma mater. So there's a murder. And this is the fourth installment. This is the fourth and I believe there's one more after this. And that co-star of yours, that hot co-star. Steven. Is he in every one of them? Yes. Thank God. Yes, he is in every one of them. Um,

Have you guys... You guys have make-out scenes, no? No, no, no, no. Because it's kind of... The thing that is sort of nice about the mystery ones is that it's not all about, like...

I'm going to leave my life in New York for you or whatever. It's like we're actually doing something and it's kind of the will they won't they moonlighting relationship. But you have these two people with hot bodies, right? I mean, don't you think you would get more viewers if you guys showed a little more skin and like hooked up? It's Hallmark. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, no, no, no. It's Family Channel. Yeah, Hallmark is very...

The fact that I get away with the outfits that I do on Jane that are like some relatively low cut and vintage and kind of high fashion is like record breaking for that. Are you showing a lot of skin? Yeah, there's definitely. Peekaboo tops? Well, no, I definitely have like there's, excuse me, there's a few like gowns that are super fitted, strapless, like everything. Wow.

Maybe Jane goes to Hulu after the film starts. Oh, my God. I know. That's her co-star. What? We got to take him to Hulu and show a little more of Steven. Look, Steven... You guys need to go over to Lifetime. Would Lifetime let you take your clothes off? Forget Lifetime. Take it to the bedroom for real. Lifetime, take it to your bedroom. Yeah. Well, I think they're both married. I mean... Right? Is Steven married? No, but he has been with...

His girlfriend for a while now, Katie. I wouldn't let him out of my sight. I'm surprised you haven't broken up that marriage. Yeah, Katie Cassidy. Oh, she's pretty. Yeah, are they still together? Update. I don't know. I have to text him. And you're in your fourth marriage. Yeah, yeah. Fourth and final. Fourth and final. Right. And then you have an anniversary coming up? In July. End of July. How many years? It will be three years.

It'll be three years. Is that a record for you? It is, indeed. Wow. It's a record for me. Certainly to make it to three years happy and not in the middle of divorce proceedings. But yeah, no, it's, we're like, everything's really good. You're still a newlywed, technically. So what was the shortest marriage and what was the longest marriage so far? This one is the longest. This one is the longest marriage and longest relationship because we were together for like almost six years before we got married. Okay. Yeah.

Let's see. Longest it would be. Shortest was definitely when I, from the time that I met, got married and split from my older daughter's dad. It was about 14 months. Yeah, it was quick. So you guys really, really worked on that one.

You know, there is a lot of questions that you should ask someone before you get married. Can you give us two of the good ones? Yeah, tell us what should we ask. Because I bet I haven't asked them. Do you have a job? Oh, okay. And where do you live? So you should go on a first date. Basically, yeah. But I skipped right over that because it was a dare. Was it on someone else's couch?

The living part? Eventually. No. But yeah, you know, look. What are you going to do for your anniversary? I don't know. We've got to think of something good. Something really good. Well, it's also my husband's birthday. His birthday is the 31st and our wedding is the 30th because he doesn't give a shit about his birthday. So he's like,

This way, like, we can celebrate that. How selfish of him. No, he doesn't care about his birthday, so he'd rather do, celebrate our anniversary. Now, your wedding anniversary will always also be his birthday? He does, he, trust me, he does not. Wait, I don't care about birthdays. When's his birthday? July 31st? There's,

Something's wrong with this man. He's a Leo. You know what's funny? No, he is the least Leo man you'll ever meet. Telling me he doesn't care about his birthday lets me know that. You don't even tell me without telling me. He hates being in pictures, doesn't ever want to go to red carpet events, is the most sit in the corner and just chill and watch people, does not need attention, hates attention. Which

I'm a Leo. It's a good balance between the two of us. Because you're the opposite? No, it's not that I need attention, but for my job, I have to go do shit and talk and blah, blah, blah, blah. He's a little more quiet. He's a therapist, so he just has to listen. Let me ask you two what we do in this situation. I've been a little down over the last 21, 22 hours. I'm not going to go as far and say suicide watch, but we have removed any sharp objects

objects from my house, anything that I could use to actually harm myself. Weight Watchers reached out and they want to collab with me. Was she a great big fat person? Put the lotion in the basket! Right, it puts the lotion on its skin. And I was shocked and I thought that this cannot be for me.

But they are very much interested. Bitch, give them my number. They are very much interested in working together and partnering together. And as Shane said, they're not working with skinny people. But they're also not working. I think now they're also not working with like traditionally people who are like necessarily hugely large. Are you about a size 14? I should stop talking. I'm going to stop talking. I'm going to stop.

But you're not, I don't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't see why Weight Watchers would reach out other than that you have the audience that they'd want to get to. Well, as you know, I'm incredibly self-conscious about it, my weight. And then Shane was sweet. Well, after you made that comment, which was bitchy, you then knew how upset I was and you said they must have seen an old picture of me. But I don't remember being overweight in the past. Yeah.

Shane's like, here's the picture. I believe they also just filed for bankruptcy. They must be desperate. Can you not fuck Ardila? Why are you trying to fuck Ardila? That both made it better and worse all at once. Low-hanging fruit. Low-hanging beef. So then I had another friend last night who knows that I'm really upset, and she said to me, well, maybe they want you to gain weight to lose weight.

Right? They don't want you to gain weight. No, they're not ones. No, I gain weight before I start the program. No, they're not like the pill ones where you see them in the magazine where basically someone just sucked in their stomach and stood in better lighting. You know what I mean? They're like, I lost 10 pounds. I was just like, what the fuck? Am I that fat, Annie? I mean, that's pretty humiliating. Which was neither a yes or a no, Jeff. No.

I'm sorry. Are we not acknowledging the coins that will be flowing in your direction? Are we just going to focus on the negativity? I thought about that, and I said to myself, well, I'd rather be rich and fat than poor and fat. And then my housekeeper goes, like me.

Weight Watchers is currently in an interesting position because after all the GLP-1s and everything, they're rebranding. Yes, they're rebranding, finding themselves in it. But Reza's right, dude. Take it to the bank. I did Nutrisystem after I had my first daughter because I put on a lot of weight. How much did you put on? Like 40 pounds, but I was also like 120. 40 pounds? I'm like 10, 12, 12.

I don't know, Jeff. I've never seen you naked. You might be a target audience that they're trying to capture. That's what I'm saying. I think they want your audience. Yeah, there's a bunch of people that need to lose like 15, 25 pounds

And they're trying to get that group. Or maybe can't get a GLP-1 or whatever. Maybe it's for the people that just need to lose like five pounds. That's what I'm saying. It's for the like, you know what it is? We want somebody that we don't even need to get ready that's just ready. And great news. A blue cheese olive martini is only four points. That's pretty good. Okay. Because you're probably like 25 in a day. How bad was I yesterday when I got that?

I told Monica we have to remove all the sharp objects from the bus. He was despondent. I just couldn't believe it. But I guess I'm trying to reframe at my age. You know, I'm in my senior era. And I think that. It's not an era. It's like a statistic. It's not an era. It's just a fact. There's, you know, there's new opportunities for, you know, brand partnerships when you're my age. And wait.

Oh, ouch. I'm sorry. You removed all of the sharp objects except him. It's not like you got a call from AARP. It's Weight Watchers. He's already a member. Am I? Are you over 50? Yes. Then yeah. Oh, God. Look, you could get 10% off at the movies, Jeff. Don't sneeze at it. You know what I mean? And Olive Garden. There you go.

I was going to see sinners. Well, you got to, you know, sign up for your little AARP card. How many points is that popcorn? Do you think? Oh, I'm probably going to have to skip the butter. You have to start a spreadsheet. Then don't even do it. Do I go to meetings? Weight Watchers meetings? Do they still have those? I don't know. They're probably Zoom meetings now. I would say they're probably all online. Hi, I'm Jeff and I need to lose weight. Hi, I'm Jeff. And do you think I look fat in this? Yeah. Yeah.

Are there meetings? Are there serious meetings? I think so. Yeah, I think community support is still a big part of it. I'll come with you. I'll come and support. We could go together. He's just trying to get a break. No, I... Hello, if you're going to get even more lean, I'm getting lean with you. Yes, Weight Watchers still has both in-person and online meetings. Okay. I want to do in-person, I think. Yeah, in-person is... You're a lot better. I'm going to get all about you.

Right after he found out this news, he immediately had me face tuning him skinnier. That is true. It is true. Now I'm really self-conscious. I need some of those anti-psychotic drugs that Carney is endorsing. I'm sorry. She doesn't really admit it's an endorsement. Have you noticed that? I love to help people.

And get a paycheck. She's doing. Hey, look. If you can do both, why not? She doesn't mention the paycheck part. She's doing her kitchen. Yeah, she's got to raise money for that kitchen. Gorgeous remodel, yeah. It's in Burbank, the Weight Watchers. Oh. I'm looking at the locations. How do we get there? Or there's one on the west side. Girl, you sound. I'm kidding. We'll take the five.

Barham. Do we take Barham? 101 to Barham. Yeah, it's by that. 101 to 134. It depends on where it is in Burbank. I like Burbank. Is it Studio Burbank or is it Hills Burbank? But you're going to have to take the pass because otherwise you get right on the 101. You have to get right off at Barham. It's too quick. I fucking hate that. You have to take the pass. I get so stressed out doing that. Do you do that? When you get on the 101 at Highland and you have to get off at

Barham. No, no, no. You don't have much time. No, you just take the Pilgrim's Bridge and you go over. Yeah, no, I never do that. It's fucking traumatic. Why would you get off at Highland, get on at Highland and off at Barham? You could just stay on Coinga. Yeah, you take the pass that runs by. Or take the Pilgrim's Bridge over and then you avoid all of the stuff on, because my kids went to school right above that hill, so every fucking...

trick you can do in the book getting around trucks and stuff on that part when i'm getting on the 101 i get in the far far right lane because you know it merges right and then i just tell shane hold on and then i hit that accelerator and i go over five lanes of traffic we should explain to non-californians when you get on the 101 you're getting on on the left side of the freeway right and it's a solid white line so you can't cross over i cross it i

I cross it. Almost immediately you then have your exit and it's four lanes of traffic. I'm pretty sure they painted those white lines so that people wouldn't do what you're doing, Jeff. You have to. I got to get a head start. No, but that's the thing is they're trying to get people to not do it. You need the time. You do. You can't wait for that white line. You can't. The purpose of it is for you to advance fast enough to advance with the traffic. Oh, I already have. As soon as that light turns green.

I got into an accident there years ago. So did I. Where it veers off and then it gets on the freeway. And I was like, oh, I'm going to go on the freeway. And then at the last second I changed my mind, but I didn't let anyone know and I just kind of veered into the car. Well, the good news is that when I was veering over, someone hit me, rear-ended me. So it was their fault. Thank God. It was kind of my fault, but it was their fault. No, I'm just kidding. It was my fault, but their fault.

Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully you got a check from that too. Because you rammed your car into them. No, no, no. They hit me. They hit the back of me. Because you cut them off. That's true. Okay. Right. So it's one of those things where the insurance would be like, you're like 30% responsible and you're like 70 and then you, you know. Has anyone ever done Weight Watchers before?

We do the points. Cynthia. Cynthia, yeah. Yeah, the whole thing is like you have a certain amount of points and you track what you eat during the day and then you allow up to that many points. As an obsessive, I'm such an obsessive person. What? I feel like

I feel like the point system is going to work for me. You'd kill the game. You would because you're very like that is a unique structure in that way. But you justify whatever. Like you'll be like, yeah, I can have this. It's just like two points. I'm not even going to log it. And they'll just do that like 15 times. I don't know. I think in regards to this, you might be incredibly obsessive about it because you're so paranoid about it.

That you might be like every single thing you want to make sure that you're like, you know what I mean? I don't know. Can you get me a discount code? I'll join with you. Really? Yeah, I'll do it. I promise. Affiliate link. We can go to the meetings together. We'll do a chump meeting in Burbank. Well, the thing too is when we go to restaurants, I need to figure out how many points is this and how many points is that? You know what? I need like a 24-hour hotline. You can look it all up on the internet. According to the internet, I looked it up, a 200-pound man wins.

I guess 23 to 24 points. A cheeseburger is 12 points, so that's half your day. If you eat a cheeseburger, that's half your day. That's just the cheeseburger. The sizzling cheeseburger at the Encore. We got to get it, Reza. We can't. How about without the bun? It's 12 points.

No, I gotta have the bun. I love the bun. Is that including the bun, the 12 points? I believe it is. Yeah, I think it's probably everything. All I need is the cheeseburger, and then how much is a martini? How many points? Four. Oh, fuck. What if you do blue cheese olives? Well, four with the blue cheese stuffed olives. Olives are very high in fat. I gotta have the olives. Well, then maybe not the blue cheese. You know what I mean? So I can do three martinis and a sizzling cheeseburger. Yes. There you go. You'll be drunk and skinny.

There you go. You got it worked out. Got the points. Right. Some days it'll just be seven martinis. Well, and there's some things that are like zero points. Like you're going to have like a bell pepper or something and just like keep yourself full. Yeah, I think like vegetables and stuff like that. Who is getting full off a bell pepper? It's a really big bell pepper. Okay, so now I feel better about this.

This is an absolute yes. And I think I'm speaking on everyone in this room except for Jeff. We're thrilled about this because this is just material beyond beyond. Oh. And we can just take you to task. And I'm sure they made it easy. You don't have to have a book. I'm sure there's an app where you just like

type it I need a person like I need somebody I can just call all day be like I'm at Craig's I want to order the truffle chicken how many points is this you go on the app and type it in that's what I'm saying that's easier than picking up the phone in Craig's oh

Okay. But I wonder if they have somebody like 800 lines or maybe I just need their direct number. Or you just have someone who follows you around all day and that's- From Weight Watchers. Yes. From Weight Watchers. Yeah, there you go. They give you a person. That's what I need. I need a Weight Watchers representative. What is that going to cost? You need a Weight Watchers watcher. Right.

I wonder what that'll cost. If you go to Chili's and you get the Awesome Blossom, unfortunately, it's 28 points. I can't do it. So you're going to have to borrow some points for the next day. No. You can eat one Awesome Blossom on a Monday. For two days. Right, that's it. What's an Awesome Blossom? The fried onion. The bloomin' onion. The bloomin' onion thing. We've got Chili's cards, don't we? Oh, they're so good. I've never gotten an Awesome Blossom.

Oh, it's just fried onion. Well, if we split it, it's 14.7. No, and that sauce has to be a million calories. Well, it's like mayonnaise and spices, and it's delicious. Oh, the loaded chicken wings are 42 points. I can't eat for three days. The flatbread pizza is 56 points. No shit. We're only on appetizers. We're only on appetizers.

Wait a minute. I thought flatbread was supposed to be less caloric than regular dough. Maybe you just get one piece or two. It depends on what you put on the flatbread and if it's puffy flatbread or like crispy flatbread. If it's puffy flatbread, it's no longer flat. Correct. It's just bread. We're just talking about pizza. I bet they want me to. It's like an actor's role. They want me to gain weight for the role. No.

Then you better get over and start eating some awesome blossoms and some low-chicken rice. Flap bread. Maybe they want me to gain 20. When you go to Chili's, do you get chips and salsa? Fuck yeah, I do. 29 points. No! Oh!

Why are you laughing at this? That is shocking. Now I'm never going to get out of my head, though, how money points chips and salsa is. Well, they're fried and corn. Stop. I eat chips and salsa every day. Oh, my God. We just start with chips and salsa at Chili's. That feels like air. There's a lot of points at Chili's. Has anyone thought about this? No.

I think we're... Guys, choice is not good for you. It is not. That's true. I don't think anyone's going there for like... Ever again. Well, health conscious reasons. Oh. Look, sometimes you need an awesome boss. Oh my God. Now if you go to Denny's and you get the full order of Zesty nachos, 58 points. Oh my God. What about the club sandwich at Denny's? Yeah, I love that. Oh, I love that. What about the moon over my hammy?

Do you remember that? Okay. Do they still have that? Club sandwich is 25. Okay. So you can't eat anything else. No, you can't. You only have 20 to 24 points in a day. I thought I said it 28 points. No. You told me 28. No, you just jacked it up. I think I said 24 to 28. It'll probably be around 25. But if we're trying to lose weight.

Do I have less points during the day? Yes. You better stock up on bell peppers, honey. Right. And walk, I don't know, be a little active, I guess. Maybe like get off your ass for a second? I like the way she says it. Maybe just be a little active. Walk.

But like anything to burn more. Look, if you start training for a marathon, you can eat as many cheeseburgers as you want with martinis. Let's be real. That's all I'm saying. I do think Jodi's right. I think you can earn points by being active. If you're active, it creates, because it's basically burning off the calories that you're consuming. So your gay walk will get you two chips.

Really? A fast gay walk will get you three. If I do a 30-minute fast, is Weight Watchers going to tell me this? Yes, you'll put it in the app probably. I need more points. Jameson, can you see how much a 30-minute brisk walk, how many points it gets you? I'm going to starve. Well, if you're doing a cheeseburger and martinis, you will. You just need to make better choices. You'll have like a six-point lunch and a six-point dinner. You just have to learn to break it up. You get three chips for breakfast, three chips for lunch, and three chips for dinner. And a sensible...

For a 30-minute walk, you can earn one to two points.

- Oh my God. - Jameson is loving this. - He's getting it. - Wait, a 30 minute walk, like that's-- - That's bullshit. - No, that's-- - What am I doing with two points? - All you're doing is a 30 minute walk? - Nothing. - That's nothing. - Well, and weightlifting, 20 minute, 30 minute weight left. - You need to be breaking a sweat and like physically-- - I can't, I'm like your mom, I have mobility issues. - Because you're not exercising.

But I'm going to have to. Yeah, you are. And I guarantee you, once you start doing it more, actually, you feel it less. I love that. But it's just getting through that point. It's getting through that point of like, that's the thing. Look, I eat like shit. But if I go to the gym, I'm like, ah, it's going to break it even. I wonder if we should start kidding Chili's and Denny's and all that before I start my Weight Watchers program. They don't want you to gain. I think they do. Look, I...

Obviously, there was some mistake here. They don't want it intentionally, but if you did it, I couldn't hurt. But you guys, all my friends that get lipo before the GLP-1s came out, all the friends that got lipo, they would eat whatever they wanted for like the two, three weeks a month before the lipo because they thought it would just get sucked out.

Good news. Oh? Okay. So they obviously encourage movement, and that's all kinds of movement. So loosely based on the internet, you could get, for 10 minutes of sex, two points. Oh.

Sex is two points, but 30 minutes of a brisk walk is one to two points? Yeah. I'm fucking everybody. So you can eat. Light them up. One martini, 20 minutes of sex. That's it. Simple math. Simple math, Jeff. One martini, 20 minutes. Ann is familiar with Weight Watchers. Hi, Ann.

Hey, guys. How are you? Good. How do I get more points, Anne? Good, good. Yeah, I was going to say exercise and certain things. Sorry, that's Bono barking in the background. My golden doodle. Yeah.

Yeah, he's a little, yeah, he's something. So, yeah, if you exercise, it's extra points. So that helps. And then I think some things are zero calories, like vegetables, which obviously that's not too fun. Hey, Ann, I think Bono has to go outside.

Bono's trying to write a new album. I'm hungry. He's on Weight Watchers. He's very hungry. I wonder about swimming. I wonder if swimming, Anne, will get me some good points. Swimming's really great cardio exercise. For sure. Swimming probably better than walking. All right, well, thank you, Anne. She's got to take care of Bono. Lean proteins are zero points, so you can have chicken breast. Line three. Hi, Lindsay. Hi. What's up? So, I

I did Weight Watchers for like a week. So, you know, I maybe don't have all the information. Yeah. But for the week that I did it, I'm pretty sure that if you like save all your points, like so one day you don't use all your points, they roll over to the next day. So you can like bank points. What day will Jeff not use every point? Lindsay, you know that I'm going to use. I'm going to borrow points from the next day and then borrow the points from the day after that. You're going to make a point deficit. I'm going to owe them points. Right. You're going to.

You're just going to constantly leave. And then by the weekend, you'll have like 100 points, and then you can just do whatever you want. There's no bank. There's no bank. There's no bank. I'm not going to be able to save points, Lindsay. There's no bank big enough for the points that Jeff's going to save. Okay, well, I'm probably wrong. You're going to be able to buy points. They're like miles when you're at the airport. What?

You can upgrade. Yeah, totally. Buy 500 points, you know, like upgrade yourself. Right. No, I'm going to be calling Weight Watchers begging them for more points. Like, please lend me 10 more points for today. Actually, it's a good point. If you do like become like an endorsement, you have to lose the weight. If you gain the weight, it's a bad look for you, for them, for everyone. Like you have to lose weight if you do it. Yeah. Rez is right, though. That would be good for your commercial where it's just like you saying, can I buy myself more points? It feels very you. Yeah. Yeah.

I just think they've got to give me more points. I can't do it. I can't do it on 24. Oh, my God. You know what? I'm going to have my attorney negotiate more points. That's the only way it's going to work. I need at least 50 a day.

I think. You're going to get fatter. I think I know. That's not, yeah. The points don't matter to them. It's a matter of how your body processes food, Jeff. And I don't know that you can negotiate your way out of that. Thank you, Lindsay, for calling. I have to say, I meant to do something very kind and considerate yesterday. So I had ordered a salad.

And that wasn't going to be enough points. So I ordered a sandwich. And then I thought, okay, I'm going to save half the sandwich in the refrigerator for Ty. Because he was coming in last night. And I knew he probably wouldn't eat. And so I saved it. Well, the idea was to save it. And then at 4.45 p.m., I was so hungry. Me so hungry. And so I went into the refrigerator and I ate.

the rest of the sandwich. So you had a sandwich and a salad? Yeah. Even though we had lunch at like 1. It was like 3 hours later. At 4.45 I was just dying. And then I told I shouldn't have just told Ty because I said I meant well I was really considering you but then I got so hungry

that I ate your sandwich. - I wouldn't have brought it up, though. - Yeah, I would have just acted like-- - Just leave it, yeah. - Well, I was like, it's the thought. Like, I did think of you. - But then I ate it! - But then I ate it! Right, I thought of you and then thought, you know what, actually I want this instead. So it's not quite the compliment, I think. - You just let him starve? - Do you think if you had ordered two sandwiches, one of them would have been left over for him? Or would you have eaten the second sandwich as well? - See, it's a slippery slope. That's why I have no food in my house whatsoever. Because I eat it.

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I am. I work for Weight Watchers in New Jersey in Marlton. I'm a receptionist, a guide. But the program is excellent. Do you have the app? Did you download the app on your phone? I'm going to. I'm going to do that today, Gigi, because I got to start the points. Not till after open call. Gigi, I need to borrow some points. It's an excellent program.

I'm sorry? Do I talk to you about borrowing points? You can't borrow points. Unfortunately, what that girl said about points rolling over, they don't per day. You have a certain number of points per day, and you should hit your points. You should use all your points. Right?

But you also have rollovers for the week. Like you have like 20, I have 23 weekly and then you have something like 31 or 32 extra points you can use. So if you're going to a Trump event and you have, you were in your points all week that day that you don't do it before your wedding day, obviously, but you can use all 30 if you want, but they don't roll over, but you do get,

extra points for exercise um and there are so many zero point foods like chicken eggs now ground beef steak potatoes oh they're all zero point foods wait a minute don't go crazy like just just eat what you normally eat but don't say oh because potatoes are zero i'm going to like you know gorge on potatoes you don't do that you just continue as you are wine is uh

A four-ounce glass of wine is five points. Now, I do the heavy pours. Four ounces is seven points? Okay, but there are some alcohols that are light, like vodka and things like that. Yes. But just go to your app. They give you the macros, too. You have the macros. You can add calories. You see, like, you know, your fats, your fibers, you know, all the things that you're taking in. It's really an excellent program. I'm going to download the app. And you can be really successful on it. I'm downloading the app today, Gigi. All right.

You can scan. You know, you can go out with your chumps. You take a picture of your plate and it can calculate the points. It's like AI. They have AI generated. What the fuck? Really? Oh my God, this has changed everything. This changed everything. Yeah. It's like you're a food blogger. I can take pictures of my food and they'll tell me? Take a selfie. Yeah, but you have to check it though because sometimes it's not correct, but they're working on it. You know, they're working on it. Oh, so it doesn't work. But it's really amazing.

Okay. I need at least 30 points for that smoke show with Jodi Sweetin. Well, you have your bonus points. Can I use my bonus points on Saturday night, Gigi?

Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can. But you don't want to weigh in on Sunday, right, Gigi? I'm not going to weigh in. I don't want to ever weigh in. No. How about I just eat and never do the program? Weigh in on like a Thursday. Jeff, my suggestion is when you weigh in, then that night you use like you go out to eat, you indulge a little bit if you want to. All right. Thank you, Gigi. Let's take line eight, Vanessa in Wisconsin. Hey, Vanessa. Hey, Vanessa.

Hi, Jeff. What's up? So I lost 40 pounds on Weight Watchers and I'm very similar to you. Like OCD, neurotic. You obsess over the point. And by the way, I just spent a thousand dollars tracking down the boo-boos. So thank you for that. Oh, you're welcome. By the way. Obsessive. Go to Whatnot. The Whatnot app. You can...

You can get whatever lububus and cases you need. But anyway, that's a separate issue. Oh, WhatNot app. Can you write that down? WhatNot app. Okay, thank you, Vanessa. And then for Weight Watchers, on the app, it also has a scanner. So when you're walking through the grocery store, you can scan any label, and it will tell you how many points it is. I'm going to have so much fun with this. You're going to love this. You don't go to the grocery store. I'm going to now. Where's the closest one to my house? He's just in there scanning, not buying anything, walking around scanning. Look at what I've got.

This is fun. According to the internet, goldfish crackers for about 55 of them, it's actually only four points. Oh, I love goldfish and wine. And like 50? You can have 100. And I can have as many potatoes as I want is what Gigi was saying. Just not fried ones. So we can go to French fries. No, not the fried probably. The fried will add oil and fats to it. I don't think she said that. She didn't, but I don't know that that's the law.

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