Keltie Knight & Justin Sylvester: Whales & Engagement
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Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Kelty Knight and Justin Sylvester join the show. We talk about jogging without underwear, a surprise engagement, and beached whales. Why were you trespassing on my property? Can you get a better sign than that? They're temporary. They're too little private. You want some huge sign? They're too small, little, private property, no trespassing signs. You can barely goddamn see it. And when is that damn house going to be done? You're going to be very excited.

Because I think we're moving in in August. I don't know. I went in two days ago. I don't think you're moving in. Did you go in? Yes! Are you serious? Yes! Okay, but you saw scaffolding and painters, and since then they've all taken it down. Yeah, boo. No, kitchen countertops are going in this week. Appliances are coming Friday. August of 2026. No, I'm telling you. You might lose that 11 and a half pounds before you move in that house. I'm serious. It is this year. I think it's going to be August. Where have you been, Kelty, by the way? Was it just open? Yeah.

No, it's locked. That's why we put that sign. No trespassing. I've also made friends with the contractors. I like to check on things. I like to make sure things are okay. Have you walked through the whole house? Have you gone upstairs, downstairs, everywhere? No, you know what happens is I see like, I've only seen the bottom. I haven't gone upstairs. They were upstairs when I was walking through the bottom. I was scared to get caught. Okay.

My guess is you walked into that entry. They're doing Roman clay, so they have all this scaffolding everywhere. It's a two-story entry. So, yes, it looks like it's well under construction. But if you go into the other rooms, the other rooms are finished. Oh, nice. And I also like that you kept up the stained glass. Yeah. Well, yeah, that was original. I wasn't going to take that out. It's really beautiful. It adds a little bit to the house. It's really nice. Are you going to move in, Justin, upstairs? I might at this point. Me too. Are you back to jogging the neighborhood without your shirt? My shorts. No underwear.

Okay, so shorts, no underwear, and no shirt. No, I'm in a shirt. You're in a shirt. When do we start losing the shirt? Because it's June. It's hot today. I have a man now. I can't just be willy-nilly.

And are you still running with Hot Joe? I'm still running with Hot Joe. Okay, what's he up to? Oh, he's chilling, just working, doing stuff on his house. He's always tinkering with that goddamn house. I'm excited to move to the neighborhood. I think you'll really like it. I'm really excited. There's a hot gay couple on the street next to you. Well, there's about to be another one. Right? Really? You better get in. Who are you dating? No. Ooh, exclusive. He's got a black man.

Excuse me? Yeah. But what we do need to do, I think we need to do another episode of Los Hombres y la Bebe. Today on Los Hombres y la Bebe. Ay, Dios mio. All right, we got some big news. As of, I'm sure you've heard, but over the weekend, my exes got engaged. Who? Yep, they got engaged. Damn. From what I understand. I see the...

We're so evil. You're definitely not moving that house in August because you're definitely paying for that wedding. Okay. Justin texted me yesterday or Saturday and just went, oh, no, and just the picture of the rings. And then I said, what is this, Justin? And he goes, Jeff's exes are engaged. And I said, well, Monday's going to be hard to promote Lady World on the Jeff Lewis show when we're talking about Jeff's mental breakdown.

Breakdown. Jeff is good. Monroe is really excited. To be a flower girl. She wants to be in the wedding. She's very excited. She loves Scott. Scott's been really good to her, so that's all good. Great. What's not good, well, the funny thing is my family law attorney texted me this morning, and she goes, can you make sure Scott has my number? Okay.

Shut up. That is so shitty. So... It was Gage's birthday on Friday. Yes. He proposed to Scott on his birthday. How long have they been together? I don't even know. Do you know? Is it two years more? You never got married? Probably three years. You were married? No, never got married. Oh, so this is his first engagement? Yes. You were never engaged? We were never engaged. Did you want to get married? Not really. We thought about it. We talked about it. I never really felt like...

I don't know. There was always something holding me back. Five family law attorneys told me that it was the best decision I ever made. Yeah. Was not to marry him. But this is my... So look, Monroe's happy about it. That's great. He'll be a great stepdad to her. However...

This is just cruel. They just put up photos of them together for Jeff to look at. It's 9.04 in the morning. Oscar's running a slideshow. Oscar's like, Happy belated Father's Day. And I will always

And Jeff is sitting here just snorting while butchering. Now just eating Pop-Tarts. Literally. He's on fucking 13 points already. No wonder he ate five pieces of bacon this morning. How many points am I at right now? Just seven. I'm only at seven. That's good. So, look. Here is my theory. And we're going to be pulling this audio up one day because this is my theory. Okay. Gage is extremely calculating.

I was shocked that this happened so quickly, but I personally believe, this is just me, he's making a play for the money. So you may not know this, but Scott is affluent, as is his family. So, yes, great song. This is the perfect song. This is what I think is going to happen, because I thought about it over the weekend. The family will require him to sign a prenup.

Now, he can't push back too hard because that'll be a red flag to the family. So he'll sign the prenup. But I know this guy really well, especially over the last six and a half, seven years, what he's capable of. So I think what he'll do is he'll immediately start commingling the assets. So what will happen is, hey, Scott, let's sell your house and let's buy a house together.

So what will happen is Scott will sell his house. He'll put a $500,000 down payment. Gage will maybe come up with $5 and then they'll pull their money together and then he'll be on the deed. Then what he'll do is he'll do that again and again because my guess is he'll try to get his name on as many pieces of property as possible.

Then what will also happen, and again, we're going to be listening to this audio one day. Then what will also happen is, I love your son so much, I really want to adopt him. And when he does that, that'll secure his future because if they get divorced, he will sue him for half custody of the baby and then he'll sue him for child support.

He will also, and again, this is my prediction, he'll have another kid with Scott and get his name on that birth certificate. So if something goes wrong, he gets double child support. So actually it's triple, including mine. So that is my theory. So the prenup, I'm sure his family will think, oh, we're safe because we're going to get him to sign a prenup. You're not safe.

They're not safe. This is darker than I thought it was going to be. Right? Or let's go with theory B. They might actually like each other. Look, I think maybe they do. But I'm just curious, if he didn't have money and his family didn't have money, my guess is he would not be there. No! No!

Damn, Jeff. When Dateline returns. That is my prediction. By the way, doesn't it make it easier for you, one, knowing who the devil is, like that Monroe's going to be around somebody in real life? I've been saying that over and over. I've been saying that over and over. Yes. And the second thing is, I think when somebody is preoccupied in another relationship- They're going to be less terrible to you. They're going to be, yes. They're going to be like, I have a new calm. So how do you explain the last couple of years? I have a new long calm. How do you explain the last couple of years then? But he wasn't married. They weren't married.

They weren't engaged. They were still together. He's got a wedding to plan now. He can't fight with you on that family app that I broke into and I'm listening to you guys' every word. He's going to find time to fight with me. Trust me. Maybe Scott might be like, listen, I think this, maybe he might come in the middle now and say, let's calm this down. I really do think that him being in a relationship, him getting married, him focusing on something else might give you guys some peace. But then what are we going to talk about on the show? Boring. I would love to believe that.

- I don't believe that. - Damn. - And I think it's a huge red flag when you're engaged to somebody who hates their ex so much that is actively working against him. That would be a red flag to me. - I don't like it when all my ex-boyfriends are like, "She was so crazy." Bitch, you made me crazy. - Exactly. - I'm not crazy. You forced me to act crazy. I mean, I am crazy, but you don't want to tell them. - Well, you're a little crazy.

I'm watching you spew out that lie at 9.09 and I'm like clocking it like, no, bitch, you're crazy. The other thing that I was thinking about because I was like, why now? Because he's really good at the long game. So I was curious because it happened a little quicker than I thought. How long have they been together? Again, it's not long. Is it two years, three years? Between two and three. I don't even know. It's long enough when you're an elder, though.

though. Yeah, when you're in your 40s, that's like the other thing I was thinking. God, it sounds like we're not on Team Jeff. We are. No, we are. No, we're not on Team Jeff. We're just... We're peacemaking. I like other perspectives. Don't get me wrong. And look, I...

am really hoping that he does become preoccupied with a wedding and his marriage and, you know, conning Scott. And he will not, and he will leave me alone. I hope, I hope, I hope that's the case. I think it's crazy, like if you, you know, if you've read any of the news articles or if you've listened to this show, I think it's crazy that anyone would marry him. Like, crazy, crazy. But, again, sometimes I guess we're, you know, blinded by...

And by the way, listen, that could be it. You know, they could have found each other at a terrible time, but made the best of it. And this could be the start of something new, something to keep, you know, and not saying that he needs to be preoccupied, but

Sometimes when you have love in life, light in your life, sometimes you ease up on things. Yeah. I hope you get eased up on. 100%. Wouldn't you have already eased up? No. If you're in love, wouldn't you have already eased up? No, because they're trying to prove something. They're trying to prove something. They're not going to ease up until the wedding is over.

Sorry. So I was wondering because again, I thought it was a little... Fuck no. Every month on the 15th. Yeah, sure do. No, it's the first actually. And people are asking, oh, what does this mean for Jeff? Well, it means nothing. I pay child support. It's not alimony. We weren't

We were not married. And a lot of people, a lot of smart people that are negotiating these days, if you were to get divorced and you were getting alimony payments, you know, you can negotiate that you still get those payments even if you remarry. So people automatically think that, oh, if this person remarries, the ex is off the hook and they don't have to pay alimony. But no, a lot of people now are negotiating, I get alimony regardless. So there's that. But in this case, there is no alimony. It's child support. So I have to pay that until she's 18. And

Unless at 14 she can decide where she wants to live, which is a short five years away. Damn. She could decide where she wants to live. Now if she decides she wants to live with me full time at 14, no more child support. What? Which gives you five years to come up with a plan. What do you do? You marry a boyfriend with money.

Listen, this is some succession shit. If Mike White is watching this or listening right now, just make a show. Season four. Yes. Jeff Lotus. Annie, you're about to have a bump bit. He's at the Hilton on Ventura. That's where this is all happening. You know what I mean? He's around the pool with a plastic chair that has no cover on it. Just burning you a little bit. How did you find out?

Someone texted you the Instagram. It was Justin. Yeah. Same time he texted me. So, yes, the pictures were sent to me. A lot, a lot of pictures were sent to me. I was dating this guy, eight months, hardcore, having the best time. We broke up once. He wasn't sure about if he was finished with his ex. We got back together, stayed together for another three months. We broke up. He got back with the ex and got engaged within two months. Oh!

My friend comes over to my house, sits me down, and is like, I have to show you something. Shows me the photo. They're engaged. I'm distraught. Shit's going left. Like, this is crazy. Two days later, my friend comes back and says, I got to show you something else. They actually weren't engaged. They were married. And for some odd reason, when I heard they were married, it was like a relief.

The engaged part was like, maybe, maybe they won't. Maybe they won't make it. Once the finality of getting married hit me, it was like it was lifted off my shoulders. It's weird. It's really weird. OK, so I have this this people like, are you OK? Are you OK? I'm like, I'm great. Like I have zero interest in either one of them. I just feel bad because Scott's.

I thought Scott's family were lovely. Yeah. Very trusting, religious people. They don't know what they're dealing with. And that's like, I just thought... And people are like, it's not your business. It's not your problem. You know, let them...

It's just insane to me. I don't believe in the let them theory. I believe in the F them theory. And I will revenge you. Or about a warn them theory. Yeah. And that's why she has two friends. I have no friends. Justin's my friend because he works with me every day. That's it. I pay him. If you see someone viciously going after someone financially for six and a half years, do you marry them?

That just sounds insane. I just think Scott does not know. There's no way that he knows the things that Gage texts you and says to you. So Scott is not listening to Jeff Lewis live every day? I don't think so. No, he's not like Stu. No, Scott's Ryan Reynolds. Scott's writing those text messages for fucking Gage. He knows. He knows. I don't think so. He knows. He knows, but he's believing that you're the bad guy. Yeah. And the truth probably is somewhere in the mid.

Sure. Yeah, say it. Sure. But he has been mind-fucked that you're absolutely horrible, that Gage deserves everything you give him because of the way you treat him. Like, that's what he's being sold. But that's hard to believe because you and Scott didn't end nasty, horrible, screaming fight. It was just kind of a...

we're not a match, you know? Yeah. Like, so I don't know how he could be. Oh, I forgot Scott is your ex too. Oh, don't bring that up. Are you serious? Don't bring that up. You just figured that out. No, I was like, he doesn't know you that well. He's getting no. He does know him very well. They know him. They both know him so well. And Scott was with Jeff when he, him and Gage right after they separated and things were crazy nasty. This is Mike White.

This is really... If this was on White Lotus, I'd be like, this shit's fucked up. This is not true. There's no way this could happen. These are the gays of our lives. Seriously. Well, if that wasn't enough. So we're planning to take my daughter and my son to Hawaii at the end of August, right before Monroe goes back to school. And she said, Daddy, I want to play a game with you. And I said, okay, what would you like to play?

beached whale. And I said, what does that mean? She goes, well, I want you to go out and swim and wash ashore, wash the shore. And then I'm going to yell whale. And then everyone on the beach is going to help push you back into the water. I swear to God, this is what she said to me. And I said, oh, and I'm driving. And I said, oh, well, that, you know, that seems a bit humiliating for daddy. Yeah. And I said, and I hate to disappoint you,

But she's another one that doesn't believe me. I said, I hate to disappoint you, but daddy's going on Weight Watchers. And I said, by the time we go to Hawaii, no beached whale here. I said, you're going to have to play with grandpa. Kids really humble you. I love that you've been going on Weight Watchers now for like five weeks. It's like, just wait till I start. No, we started point counting today. Yeah, we did. The sad part is I'm already at seven and it's seven points and it's like 917. What the fuck?

- You'll never make it. - No. - You will never make it. - Never. - Thank you for the whale sounds. - Where did she get the beached whale idea? - I don't know. - Like what movie, what Miss Rachel was she watching? - It was Shane. - I have to say though, Justin Sylvester got me the best gift today. It is a, so you wear it around your neck, it's a counter, so I can count my points. So it actually is very helpful. You were saying your friend-- - Oh, I had a friend who was on Wade Watchers, struggled for months in college.

She went to a meeting. This is back in the day when they used to have them in person. She came back home and she said this woman gave her this counter and said, if you look at the points, it's like a physical manifestation. And then you don't want to click the points. So you always want to hold off. And she lost over 70 pounds. Wow.

That's just a start for me. It is wild. Beach whale. I had four pieces. So I think I had four pieces of bacon today, which was, was that four points? It says one to two, depending on the cut. So let's just say three points. Damn, girl. Let's say four points.

Well, you counted three, didn't you? No, I did four for the bacon. Okay, and then how much for the, okay, so the Pop-Tart, can I just explain myself to the Pop-Tart? Wait, isn't your man coming here on Wednesday? I know. Don't you stop eating three days before? Like, what is going on? And it's really sad because he's been, like, really encouraging me. And he's like, this is really great. He's like, I'm back training for the triathlete. I'm like, okay, I'm working on it too. Okay.

And I go, all I had was a salad today. And he's like, you're doing great. And then at 9 o'clock, I got really hungry and made myself a tuna fish. I was like, stop it. But I didn't tell him. I don't know how many points that was. But he's going to be like, God, he's – because I'm not going to eat in front of him. So he's probably going to be like, God, you know, he's not really losing. His weight's really sticking. I mean, you need to be going for your own triathlon.

No, you're going to lose it. You're going to lose it. No, I am. That counter is real. It makes you accountable. No, it makes you accountable, and you're going to look like a fucking bat with an ass on it. Like, you're going to be skinny. You're going to be taunt. I got 19 more points today.

Yeah. That's a lot. Aren't the vegetables free? It goes fast. The vegetables are free. You can eat as many carrot sticks as you want. He doesn't eat vegetables. Was my interior juice zero points? I'm going to count that as zero. Because I can have like two more of those today. Okay, do you do like Metamucil or psyllium husk in the morning? No. Like fiber? Justin's going to tell you this. You know about the plums. I can't do it because Annie had a terrible experience. The plums ruined the chumps. The plums are terrible. No, because chumps, we don't follow directions. Justin's the worst.

I'm like, just take a little bit with hot water. He's like, I took a whole lot. And he texts me. He's like, it's 10 a.m. and nothing's happened. I was like, go for a walk. And he's like, nothing happened. And I was like, do some stretching. You did shit at my house, did you? Oh, definitely did. And then he comes to work and he's like, I am ill. I'm still running. No, psyllium husk, Metamucil at night.

When you're feeling hungry, take the Metamucil. It'll make you feel full. No, it won't. It'll be amazing. I'm telling you. Annie, how bad was your share plum experience? It was horrific. Yeah. I remember that. I did not like it. I'm so sorry. You took a whole one, right? No, I took like probably two, like half. I took a whole. Of like the extra strength. Yeah. Do you do the extra strength, Kelty?

Yeah. I mean, I'd go for it now, but... A whole one? She's an old ballerina. I'm an old ballerina. I have... She took the root. She took the tree. You know what I mean? Did you ever see Black Swan? It's me. Oh. I'm scared. I am Black Swan. No, I heard... I just like...

It is just a rumor, but maybe you can confirm it or deny it. The last time Derek was here, he had hit the side mirror of his car. Oh, God. Your car, actually. Yeah. And it was damaged. And even though it's a company car provided by Chris and Kelty, it was you made him, you were going to make him pay for the repairs.

I don't remember that part, but since then he got rare ended on the highway. We, I took the car back. There is no company car. It was too stressful for me. I'm still paying insurance on it, which is killing me a little bit. We're going to just put that on our list today. Um, and I realized that there's only one person that I want to be in a marriage to, which is Chris Knight.

But I don't want to be... Like, any kind of contractual thing really sucks me out. So having a lease on a car that belonged to someone else, it really made me feel, like, stressed. Vulnerable. Vulnerable. So now are... So somebody rear-ended him, so that's good. It wasn't his fault. Yeah, but then they told him that... They gave him his name and his insurance, and then our insurance was like, this person doesn't even exist. So it's been a whole thing. And then the car...

Which we love the car. Love them so much. But it's a new car to America. And they don't even have someone in America that can fix the car. So it's still sitting. It's still sitting in the shop unfixed four months. What? Derek didn't have a car for three months. It's a mess. How can you assist if you can't drive? Guess who was getting the dry cleaning? Me. Wait, is the car from Vietnam? Yes. So what kind of car is it? I cannot say that on camera. Why? Why?

Because I love them so much. It's a great company. I would never. I made too much money off them already. Okay, but what's the... I mean, we don't want to buy it because there's no way to... I've been listening to this for 90 days. Oh, I'm sorry, Justin. No, Justin came up to me on set of E! News and he goes...

wait, the car is still not fixed? And I was like, what? And he's like, I think I just heard Derek talking on the insurance, like in your room. And I was already on set. So wait a minute. You're making payments on the car? No. I gave the car back. I said, this car sucks. And I cut the lease. Goodbye. The lease is over. But I am paying insurance on a car that nobody is driving. I went from New Year's to Black History Month, now to Pride, and the car is still not fixed. But why do you still have to pay insurance? Yeah.

Because we're too busy and we haven't canceled. Because I still have to pay off this fucking accident. And when someone hits you, even if they don't have insurance, it comes off your insurance because uninsured motorist. The person that hit you was uninsured? Well, they gave us fake information. So they don't even exist. Do you think Derek was at all responsible? Because sometimes people slam on their brakes or they don't pay attention or they're texting. I don't think...

I don't think the pure care bearer of a person Derek could ever well he did knock that side view mirror off too but he told her I know see the side view mirror is where things because if we had had a perfectly clean

- I have a perfectly clean driving record. Then. - Yeah. - Darren's just going through it again. The PTSD. - Darren is crying in the corner. - Is that what's happening with the insurance because he did not have a great driving record? - No, no, he had, he's fine. - But did you not put him on the insurance? - I did put him on the insurance. I'm paying for that insurance. - But her insurance person is one of those ladies with the dogs on the billboard? - Yeah, it's Adriana. - Yeah, call Adriana. You know what I mean? Like that's who she's talking to. And I hear Adriana on a beach in the background. I'm like, Adriana ain't getting you shit.

I can tell you what happened. So Chris and I have our cars and our insurance, our house, you know, insurance sucks. And when I got Derek his car, I was like, hey, call the insurance and add the car. And it was so expensive. And I was like, I don't want to pay this much for this car. I was like, can you just go and go to someone else and get...

for the same, like get a better deal. So we did, but then what we didn't realize is that all the insurance went down. So we literally have the shittiest insurance of all time. So he couldn't even get a rental car when he got in the accident. The things white women try to save money on. This bitch wore a Bob Mackie to do tracking yesterday, but she wants a break on fucking insurance? Who was your insurance company? Geico, Progressive. It was Farmers.

Farmers? And then I switched to Progressive, which I've not been happy about. So you were at Farmers, you went to Progressive. I love Progressive. And they don't even pay for the rental car? Not on this insured, not this bottom barrel insured. What's your deductible? Like a million dollars. That's why I'm here. She only insured the lighter. She basically only insured the lighter. It's a disaster. Honestly, it's giving me agita to talk about it. Now, did you recently do an online series called Date My Derek? I did do Date My Derek one time. How did it go? It did not...

He has no car. It's tough. Yeah, how do you fix up somebody with no car? He got chlamydia. Date My Derek is gone. What we're doing now is we're doing Zen My Kelty. It's a new thing where we just focus on making sure Kelty gets what she needs. Yes, but that was nice that you did that for Derek. And it was not having a car an issue.

I don't think so. Does he drive? Now, what does he drive now? Derek does not laugh. By the way, he's got a brand new Mazda. He's got a nicer car than me. And it's so nice. Wait, so you got him another car or he got a car? He got himself a car. I got him a raise. Okay. And he can get his own car. Okay, fine. And then who is your insurance company, Derek? The same one. Progressive? Progressive.

No, Derek! Is it really? Oh, so he did Progressive too. I love Progressive. But do you feel his dark energy? He's not laughing at you. No, he's not. No, he's not laughing. The dark energy is coming out over everyone. He's trying to kill us. I was hoping this Date My Derek was successful. I know. Because I want to do like Date My Doug. Aw. Date My Oscar. Doug needs a lover.

Fortune and Doug need a dating show. Oh, my God. Wait. Fortune is engaged, right? And Doug. She just got separated. Oh, right. Miss Fortune, as you called her. What? You don't know shit. No, I knew that. How do you do E! News every night when you have no idea what's going on? I just read the show. She's been engaged. She's been married. She's been separated. She's hungry. She was engaged. She was married. Now she's separated. They filed. I knew there was something in the relationship because she came on my podcast and she's like, can I not talk about my breakup? Now I'm remembering that.

By the way, she's a lesbian and she will be married before all of us. Okay? She's a catch. Yeah, she is a catch. I love Fortune. And Doug. And Oscar.

I like Ryan Bailey. I have a crush on Ryan Bailey. Really? He's so adorable. You know, I was thinking, it was so funny, I was thinking about him the other day because, you know, he's trimming down. He looks really good. I think he's a handsome guy. I think if he got new clothes that fit him, which he will when he's done getting...

I think he could be like a Ryan Seacrest. I honestly think the same thing. Yeah, I think he's very good at what he does. And I feel like he could do, you know, he could do on camera work. Better than us? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Justin, times are lean. Do not be building up a new Ryan Seacrest when you're trying to beat the Ryan Seacrest. And he keeps up with current events, unlike you, Kelty. Yeah, he's very professional. Very professional.

We can make people happy. And the epic.

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Hey, Jeff. What's up? Shout out, Shane. Shout out, Ant. What's your question? Hey, Jeff, I was just listening to, you know, you said Gage is getting married. Here in Tennessee, you paid child support based on whether your ex-spouse is income. Yes. So your child has the same. So...

When Gage gets married, is his household income not going to go up considerably? It will go up. I think this is a good question because I spent a lot of money and time talking to my therapist. Not my therapist. The therapist, too. My family law attorney. So when we went to court...

I didn't believe he was being truthful about his income. And I wanted to do, you know, I wanted to spend all this time and figure out exactly what the income was. An audit. And so what my attorney said is, look, you're going to spend all this time and money. Now, let's just say he's claiming, and I'm just throwing out these numbers. Let's just claiming he makes $60,000 a year and we find out he makes $600,000. It doesn't matter. There's still a big discrepancy. So I'm still going to end up paying $600,000.

probably you know a pretty good amount of child support so even when you do add his income to scott's there's still a discrepancy and i'm still gonna be end up paying child support which actually i i don't really mind it at this point i'm used to it i i completely support my daughter and um

Jeff, I have bad news. What? ChadGBT says the California Family Code 4057.5 clearly states that a new spouse's income is not included in child support calculations. Well, there you go. Yeah. So, no, I guess it doesn't matter, Angie. The law does not regard the remarriage alone as grounds for modifying child support. It wouldn't matter anyway. Yeah. And, Angie, he has Sweet James as his attorney, and Sweet James is charging a lot of money for a phone call, so he ain't calling Sweet.

You know what's crazy is that I was thinking about this over the weekend. I probably spent, thank you so much, Angie, for your call. I mean, I spent well over $200,000 to bring Monroe into this world. He, when I say he did not contribute one cent of his own money, that should have been a red flag. Damn. One cent.

Not like a baby Bjorn, not a diaper genie. Not one cent. So I just, I mean, that should have been a red flag, right? Damn. Anyway, so I do want to talk about something happier. Lady World. Oh my God, Jeff, I thought you'd never ask. So it's coming up September 26th. What? Oh, we don't have to. Just kidding. It's five years in the making. It's a hundred years in the making. I may perish before September. Okay.

I was asking Shane about ChumpCon and I was like, how stressed were you? Like level 10. You know, I know when we get there, it's going to be, well, it's going to be incredible. Justin is performing and he's going to maybe do standup, he said. So Lady World is a three day summer camp for millennials. We're trying to sell tickets here. We need to sell some tickets. So who are the other acts? During the day, it's like fitness, pickleball, beach, crafts, like everything.

freebies, like all these things. And then at night, it's all these shows, podcasters. We have Girls Gotta Eat, Chicks in the Office, Hannah Burner, Stassi Schroeder. No, no, no. There's a bunch of horny moms over there. Who are the dudes coming to perform?

Oh. So we have this lineup, and they call themselves Pop 2K. It's Chris Kirkpatrick from NSYNC, who plays the part of Justin Timberlake, with O-Town, who plays the part of NSYNC, Bebe Mack, LFO. Mark McGrath. I like girls that wear a Bikrambi and Fitch. I'd take care if I had one, which, you know that? Mark McGrath.

And Ryan Cabrera, on the way down, I saw you. It's all the number ones from like the early 2000s. It's like, it is literally my 17-year-old wet dream. And so that's going to be amazing. Girls Gotta Eat is incredible. Rachel Lindsay. I like the graphics. The graphics are cute. Thank you so much. And it's in fucking Destin. Destin, Florida. And the beach is insane. It's 300 bucks for the whole weekend. A lot of sharks there. Don't go in the water. Beached whale. We will not be. Do not go in the water. Actually, we just had

to Lady World is called Beach Whales where Jeff Lewis goes for a swim and then Justin and I pull him out and everyone takes a picture of him laying around. Yeah, that sounds like a fun game. I can't wait to add that. No, it's great. So tier one is already sold out, but tier two and three are open. The crazy part is this is a completely different lineup than what you had planned five years ago. The people that you lined up five years ago are dead. Yes. Or in jail. Yes.

We don't have them. So I noticed that you have people dropping out, people dropping in because you've been doing this for five years. Well, okay. So the company we're working for, they like to put it on. I like to plan. So I like to do things a year in advance. So we put it on sale a year ago. Ariana was on the list. She has a production thing. And Lauren and Cam, they're having a baby. So they pulled out. So we replaced them. It's fine. We still might replace. I mean, Justin might not be there. Yeah. And they sold out.

their first drop and they're re-releasing tickets now. I'm sure people are going to be real upset if Justin's not there. Let me live, you guys. No, we're so excited. Honestly, this is the best thing. This is like BravoConChumpCon on crack.

Well, early 2000 con. I don't think I'd want to plan something that far in advance. I don't like that kind of commitment. That's why when we were chatting about it, I was like, we didn't have time to get this stressed. When we were planning, it's like, it's next month, so here we go. It did happen real fast. Yeah, but Vegas is like, Dustin, it's a little different. I don't know. It's smart because you're taking all of the East Coast-

listeners and fans. A lot of people don't. That's actually very smart. Stassi, Hannah, Lady Gang. We don't often visit Florida because it's like off the beaten track of like how you would route a tour. So, and it's, the venue is outside. It's got seats in. Shane, you can sit there. I love sitting. You can sit in your cove, order on your app. I want a margarita. No. I do. I want some fried food and then bring it, deliver to your seats. Like you're at the Hollywood Bowl. That's awesome.

That's good. I would have to have my counter with me. Yes. I will be clicking it. Tickets are available at ladyworld.ca. I hope to see all the chumps there. And for Beached Whale. Now, is it true that you were having a glitch with the ticket sales? Because I saw something here that said, due to high demand for tickets, the link's

crashing yeah and we're working on getting it fixed asap keep trying it's a bit glitchy it got crazy it got crazy so when we announced hannah burner you know she's half of the giggly squad which is like sold out two nights at radio city the so many people we had like 10 000 people every hour visiting the site trying to buy tickets and so it would be glitchy like it was just too many people and hannah's agent did call us and we're like hey just want to make sure that you guys are ready for high ticket volume and we're like we're ready we were not ready

We were not ready. I love that. We're going to call the improv and be like, hope you guys are ready for high ticket volume. Jeff's coming to town. Yeah. Do you guys want to come? Jeff, would you come if I added you? I'm paying the minimum.

Probably not. I'm paying the friends and family rate. Yeah, probably not. Are you sure, Shane? Well, I would need first class. How much for beached whale? It's one half hour. I'm going to be skinny by then. It's September. A beached whale activation. How much? You're also going to be living in that house, allegedly. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I guess if you paid for my accommodations, first class travel, but I travel with Shane, so it's me and an assistant. I'm sorry, CEO. Chief of staff, but thank you. And Shane, are you willing to fly commercial? Commercial, yes. Economy, no. Okay. So that's good. That's a compromise. Okay. But no talent fee. Your talent fee is null. It's just the flight? Oh, no. I think we probably need a percentage of sales. Okay.

Use code Jeff. Use code Jeff. By the way, she could have got me for free, but she fucked up. She gave me the rate first. I love Florida. I love Destin. It's my favorite place in the world. It's where Kim Zosia goes with her wigs and her cigarettes. It is. Taylor Swift. A timeshare. Insane. Down in Destin, Florida. It's phenomenal. It's phenomenal. How did we get there? We can fly right into Destin? No. Well, yes. From Vegas.

How clean is that? Okay, but I live in Los Angeles. Okay. You're from Dallas. You fly direct from Atlanta, Georgia. No, no, no. You can go see Ty, stay a night in Dallas, and fly Dallas to Destin direct. Otherwise, how do we get there? We're connecting through Atlanta. So Destin, there's three different airports. There's three different airports that are around the area. And flights are so cheap right now because, you know, planes are crashing out of the sky. So if you want to come, I would book this week. Okay.

- I'm gonna take 11A. Too soon? Too soon. Sorry. - It was not me. - Too soon. - Is 11A still first? - No, it's like Comfort Plus, but you live! - I'd rather die. - You live. That's what I said. I said I'd rather be in Delta One. - Ooh.

How great is that? I hope you guys come. It's going to be really fun. Sounds really fun. I would love for you to come. It's going to be fun. And Justin might do stand-up, he said, because I'm trying to make him do a stand-up. I need to do it. Yeah. I'm doing it. Just do it. Well, that's a good place to just try it out. I'm going to try it out with a bunch of drunk white ladies. You could say whatever. Well, they love him. In the Facebook group for Lady World, because we have a private Facebook group, once you buy your ticket, you get to be in to help plan and meet friends and stuff. Exclusive. And everyone is like, I'm so excited about Lady

Lady Gang, but like, I love Justin's fester. And I'm like, but I'm your favorite, right? Like, it's getting a little hot at E! News. I don't even think he needs to do stand-up. I think, honestly, he's more eye candy. If he just walks around without his shirt all weekend. Take off his shirt and go on a run in your shorts. Yeah. Just runs around the venue. Shorts with no underwear. That's all you have to do. But there's no guys there. It's like a bunch of women. No, there's lots of gays coming. They're going to love you. The gays are coming. The gays are coming. The gays are coming. I have a large gay following. I'm an icon. Shocker.

Shit's happening in Destin. I have a following. So September 26th through 28th. Yes. So it says here Miramar. Is Miramar? Miramar. Okay, so what I found out the last time I went down for the site visit where I was planning my activities tent is that the locals, like Destin is like saying Myrtle Beach. Like people are like, Destin. It's like, no. The locals say Miramar Beach. Because Destin, I guess, is shitty. Yeah.

Okay. This is technically in Miramar Beach, and Miramar Beach is the bougie-ness. Okay. Destin's not shitty. Destin's beautiful. It's full of shitty people. Miramar is like Beverly Hills. Yeah, Miramar is like the Beverly Hills. Have you ever seen, what's that movie with Jim Carrey? The Mask? No, no, where he's stuck in the Truman Show? Have you ever seen the Truman Show? Yes. That's in Destin.

That's Miramar Beach. It's beautiful. It's the most beautiful water I've ever seen in my life, and I've been everywhere expensive. Good. So we can see the sharks coming up. You can see the beached whale. You can see Jeff. Don't go too far out. Yeah, there's a lot of sharks out there.

It's crazy. But there's a pool at the resort. Yes. What's the resort? Well, it's called Seascape. So when you buy your ticket to Lady World, we can just put you in a condo. And then it's like a cheaper rate. You can choose from three different condos. You get your own little condo. So it's condos, but do they have a hotel, like a full-service hotel too? They have hotels around the area. We are selling condos. But you're at Seascape. Yeah. It's like a big condo with everything is all in that area. Where is Justin going to be jogging? Okay.

- Probably like, honestly, I hadn't done the rate for this yet. - I can show you. - $25 per hour. - And now that I have my puppy cut, shit's gonna be real. - Puppy cut, and I'm gonna do like a back tap with a pen. - It's cute. I took 10 years off of you. - Thank you, no, it really does. I was keeping the long hair. I was doing today's show. I did a pre-tape, so I just wanted to keep the hair long. - Can I just say for a second, can we just congratulate the Chumps to Justin?

Like, this man might be leaving me E! News to be on the Today Show. Don't even put that out there. Okay. But he crushed. He crushed. Every day someone is sending me an article, Justin Sylvester getting the Today Show. Like, this is wild. You're so talented. You're actually the perfect fit. But I don't want to talk about things until they're done. Okay. I'm the same way. But you would be the perfect fit.

You really would. You wouldn't be able to come to Jeff Lewis Live anymore, but we'd see you on the beach in Miramar at Beach Whale. We could see you four times a year when we're in New York. Yes. He'll be on the show. He'll be doing TV. He couldn't come to us. No, I'll come to you guys. No, because we don't start until noon, right? But that's on at 11. No, no, 10. Okay, you guys, we're good. You're on at 10 to 11. I wouldn't worry about the schedule at this moment. We're figuring out the schedule. Shane's like, but East Coast, West Coast, it seems like it's going to be 11th Street. How will you possibly get the car in time?

Justin's like, I don't have the job yet. Also, by the way, while I'm here, do we have time for this? Because I want to clear something up. What are you clearing up, Justin? Yeah, what's going on, Justin? All right, I'm just asking this because a lot of people on Reddit think that I skipped the show on purpose. Oh, yeah. And there's a lot of drama swirling around that you and I have beef. Are you serious? I don't read any of that. And I just, I read it all. And I just want, before we get there, I want Kelty, when I came to work...

It was the egg salad sandwich? The egg salad sandwich. Justin Sylvester came to work.

And I'm like, I'm always ready first because I'm like, I like to be on time, you know? And Justin's always like putting a shirt on like as I'm getting my mic on. That was a dig, but okay. No, it's fine. And I go and I'm like, is Justin okay? Anyway, so I knock on the door. Justin is on the ground to the point where I had to call the medic at E! News. I called the medic and I was like, first of all, Justin's not doing the show. He's out. He was 107. First of all, it's my show. Just me. I will host alone.

It will be fine. She fucking poisoned me. She poisoned me. And then we found out it was the egg salad sandwich in the vending machine, which who eats the egg salad sandwich out of a vending machine? That's disgusting. I'm starving. Then in our

about the listeria being in all the egg salad sandwiches in all of the places. Los Angeles area. So that's how he had listeria. My new theory. I never not believed you. No, no, I was just, I want you guys to know. But Reddit thought you skipped on purpose and that you're in a fight. I don't know why I read that shit. I think Kelty thought Justin was getting too close to you, Jeff, and that she didn't like him coming on the show so much. She wanted to host E! News by herself and she poisoned him. Solo.

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