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Jeff Lewis has issues.
Hey, it's Jeff Lewis, and I have issues. In today's episode, LaKendra Tooks and Reza Farahan join the show. We talk about getting pregnant, fake diamonds, and adult subscriptions. It's very nice to meet you, LaKendra. Nice to meet you, too, Jeff. Now, apparently we have...
into each other before, but there was never any sort of formal introduction. Now, I make it my business to get to know all the attractive people at SiriusXM. Same. And that's why I'm shocked that we haven't met. Yeah, because I usually, I go to the hot guys first. Right.
That's like what I do. So I'm surprised that we hadn't met yet. But now we have. So I'm excited. Now, I know I saw you in that elevator at least one time, but I didn't think you worked here. Oh, what did you think? I was a celeb. I thought you were a guest or something. Yes. I didn't think you worked here. You're too hot to have a badge. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. You know, I do say I don't have a face for radio. So, yeah, but thank you.
That's really sweet. Thank you all for that. That's really sweet. Who told you you didn't have a face for radio? No, you don't have a face for radio. That means you have a face for TV. Oh, I see. Got it. Got it. Now, your first impression, I'm sure, and we'll just address it right now, is that it's a very white room. A lot of white people. There are a lot of white people here, but I'm used to that. Excuse me. I live in America. Not Reza. Hello? Oh, yeah. Oh, Reza, we're the people of color. Woo-hoo.
We brought Reza in for diversity also, but we are a very diverse group. Three of us are in interracial relationships. So we're a lot more diverse than what we appear. I know a thing or two about interracial relationships. I'm a bit of a white guy magnet. I don't know what it is. White guys love me. Everywhere I go. See? Everywhere I go. You're a white guy magnet. We're white guy magnets. Sorry, Mom. Are you dating right now?
I actually just got out of a four-year relationship. I heard a rumor. Yes, I just got back on the dating scene. I'm back out here on these streets. I'm maybe joining the apps. I'm actually going to go do speed dating tomorrow. Stop. We did it. It was fun. Yeah, I'm excited to go. I haven't done it literally in years. And, you know, I've been booed up.
I've been booed up for four years, you know? So I'm excited to get back out there and be cute, meet some guys. I'm excited. Booed up meaning you were attached. You were committed. Yes. Very, like, codependent and, like, in the house with my guy. And so now I'm out. I'm back out here. So I'm excited. So you've been booed up how long? I've been booed up for, like, 14 years. Wow. It'll be married for 10 in October. And all my friends, the Persian relatives are like, you know, you need to...
before the 10 year because once you're married for 10 years in California, it's a Rizz app. Yeah. And you're at 10 right now. It'll be 10 October 3rd and I'm happily married and staying married. I don't want anybody else. I love Zeddy. Can you clarify what happens at 10 years for the people who don't know what is Zizz app means?
Rizap in California after 10 years means whatever I have, he gets. Yeah. So... That's what Dorit is dealing with right now on Beverly Hills, you know, because PK's... How long are they married? Dorit ain't making payments on her house, so I don't know what they're tripping off of.
Well, I mean, I don't know. There's a lot of rumors about their financial situation, but we see in the mid-season trailer that it looks like PK, like maybe they've been married for like 9.75 years or something like that, and PK's trying to divorce her before the 10 years, which I think is a little bit whack because she did give birth to two of your beautiful children. Give her her money, you know? If there's money to give, who knows? If there's money to give. So I didn't mention, and I always do this, I need to introduce you properly. So you host a show, Reality Checked, on...
on Wednesdays and sometimes Thursdays where you recap. Is it strictly Bravo shows or is it reality shows in general? Reality shows in general, but it's very Bravo heavy because I'm a huge Housewives fan. I have been since day one. So yeah, every Wednesday is Ken's day. Oh, today's Ken's day. It's Ken's day, yes. I love Ken's day. Happy Ken's day. Happy Ken's day, everyone. Happy Ken's day.
So, yeah, so right now we are, I also do like 90 Day Fiance, which is not a Bravo show. Love it. But I love 90 Day Fiance. Yes, Sam. We did the Surreal Live. And I'm thinking about starting to watch The Bachelor because I haven't watched The Bachelor in years and I kind of feel like I need to be a part of Bachelor Nation. Do you do Love is Blind? Yes, we did Love is Blind. Like, I didn't really watch it this past season. Yes. Vanessa and Nick. Okay. Mm-hmm.
Real quick, I just want to address this one thing and I don't want to gloss over it. Reza is claiming that he's happily married, but he has been, and I think, having sex with his personal trainer.
Oh, Reza. So he'll say, oh. Does oral sex count as sex? Yes, it does. Show her the video of the squats. Show her the squat video. Let me see the squat video. Yeah, tell me they're not having an affair. Well, okay. Does, okay, I don't know how it is in the gay world. In the gay world, is oral sex considered a transgression? Yes. Okay, well. Yes. I don't know. Apparently not in Reza's home. Oh. Watch the squat. Okay.
So we're watching a video of his trainer doing squats. Now Reza is filming him without his knowledge. Right. And what's his situation, the trainer? He's quote unquote married. To a lady? To a lady. Okay, well. And he has a teenage son. Oh. And he's just...
Gay friendly. Oh, he's gay friendly. Gay friendly. Okay, well... You gotta start somewhere. Yes. Can I tell you something? Yes, there's a spectrum. LaKendra, I'm so excited for you. The dating is gonna be so much fun. You seem like you have a really good attitude and you're fun and happy. Yeah. You're gonna have...
so much fun. I think so. Yes, I already am. I'm excited to get back out there and meet all these cute guys. They're out there and they haven't met me. I haven't met them. So I'm really excited. I'm actually manifesting. I want to get married and have a baby this year.
This year? Yes, this year. This year. Okay. What was the laughing for on the manifesto? Yeah, what's the giggling over there? I am manifesting. I've got the pregnant emoji on a vision board. It is going to happen for me. So when y'all see me waddling in here, give me a pickle. Wow, I am very impressed. Do you have prospects or we're starting from scratch? We are starting from scratch, baby. I do have a couple.
little sprinkles of a prospect, but I don't want to say anything yet. And we will also see how the speed dating goes tomorrow. And also, in this stage of my life, I let the men know up front, I want to get married and I want to have a baby. And if they're scared of that, please run away. Girl, don't tell men that. No, I'm telling them. No. No, I'm telling them. Do you have to do it on the first date? Don't do it. On the first minute, it's speed dating. No, girl, don't do it. Before the first date, I say, hi, nice to meet you. I would like to get pregnant. My uterus is on fire. Yes, baby. Yes.
My uterus is the highest. What is the hurry? How old are you? You look very young. Oh, okay. See, I do look young. I am of a particular age, but I do look very young. You look very young. Thank you.
And thank you God for that. But I am of a particular age and I'm ready. I'm just ready. I'm ready for a baby. I want an adorable baby and I want a husband. I want a beautiful ring on my finger. I want it all. I want that. I'm a southern girl. You are really dating with intention. Wow. I have a quick question. Yes. Do the new generation, are they into lab diamonds?
Well, yes, we don't want a lab diamond. That is a good question, Reza. If I proposed with a lab diamond, would you take a lab diamond and be good with it? Yes, because I don't want a blood diamond. I don't want a child to have died. I want something just beautiful. As long as it's beautiful. You know what I'm saying? As long as it's beautiful, I don't care where it came from. I don't care if you found it. What about a zircon? I don't care. No, that's where you draw the line. I believe I deserve something really fabulous. But how's the resale value on a lab-grown diamond?
It's not as good. I want to be able to convert it to cash. Hello? I don't want anything that's not real. I don't need a furkin'. I'll just get a leather purse. You know what I'm saying? Yes, I agree. I'm not down with fake things. Wait, a lab-grown diamond is not a real diamond? No, girl. Oh. It's up for debate.
Who's debating? We need to get a jeweler in here. We need to really find out. Girl, you have a Persian in here. You don't need a jeweler. I know you don't like fake bags, but these are not. Yesterday, we were acquainted with a website where they have knockoffs, but they don't have, right? Well,
What was that website? Amazon.com. No. No, JWPEI. Yes. Have you looked at that website? Oh, yes. I've heard of JWPEI. They have some nice things on there. They do. They have some nice little dupes. They're dupes. I don't like dupes. But they don't have the fake label. They don't have the fake labels, though. I don't want a dupe. I would just like a real leather. They don't have the labels. They don't have the labels. But they're...
trying to be something that they're not. It's designer-inspired. In the style of. Yes. Correct. It's like buying a painting that's in the style of, would you make a painting? South of Dork Dolly. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't, listen.
People have different budgets. So sometimes you want to still feel, you know, lux, even though it's not necessarily lux. So, I mean, I don't have a problem with JWPEI. I don't either. If you're carrying a JWPEI, more power to you, girl. I think it's the fake bags. Like, those are knockoffs. Those are different than a fake bag.
fake bag with a fake label. Yes. Right. You're not perpetrating the fraud. Correct. You're not like fronting there. You know what I'm saying? It's like, okay, I've got a nice, it looks like this kind of bag, but it isn't. Yes. I love a beautiful handbag. You know, who cares? Beautiful handbag. You rock it. Just rock it like it's Chanel, you know, no matter what. But with the diamonds, I kind of tend to agree with you. Well, so here's the deal. When I do meet my man, I will have him consult with you all before he buys me my ring.
Where are you doing this speed dating? I'm going to be doing it in Echo Park at this little bar tomorrow. I will be there. So if there's any minutes. Where? What's the name of the bar? I think it's called Bar Bandini or something like that. It's like a little. Where do people sign up? Because when we did our speed dating, we promoted it here on radio.
even though we had nothing to do with it, but we were just going and we wanted as many people there as possible. Yes. Well, I mean, I signed up for it on, I think like Eventbrite or something like that. Cause you know, like when I first became single, all of my friends were really, you know, we had a great relationship. However, my friends were excited for me to like get back out
there because I'm a great single girl. I'm a great wing woman. I love to go out. I love to party. I love to talk to cute guys. I love to flirt. So I'm excited. La Kendra is right. It is Barbandini. Unfortunately, it's already sold out. It's sold out. It's sold out. Oh, they heard you were going to be there. They heard I was going to be there. Now the boys signed up. That's exciting.
Can you sing, y'all? I can't wait to meet y'all. I will be there with my bells on. Now, let me ask you this. So now that you're dating, and how long have you been back in the dating world? Oh, I think we broke up like October 1st. So just a few months. Oh, okay. Yes, it's kind of fresh. How many men have you slept with since then? Ah, zero. Come on. I'm a Christian. Come on. As a Christian, I'm going to wait. Because I don't want to be out...
I don't want to be a hoe no more. You know what I'm saying? If you fuck like two or three guys, it's not being a hoe. You know what? It's not being a hoe. My needs are met. You didn't want to come out of that relationship and sleep with someone else? Not immediately. I was like,
relationship. Oh, why'd you break up? We had to break up because we know I want, I'm ready to get married. I'm ready to have babies and he is not ready to be head of household. That was the problem. So he's a great guy. I adore him, but he just was not ready to be everything I needed him to be. So, so yeah, so I'm good. I'm not, I don't want to jump into, cause you know, I'm again, I'm a Southern belle. I'm just like Charlotte from sex in the city a little bit. So I get a
oxytocin. And I don't want to get the oxytocin. So I'm taking my time. You know what that is, Reza? It's that chemical that makes a woman go crazy when a man puts his penis inside of her. So I want a man. I don't want to get the oxytocin. I want a man getting oxytocin over me. That's what I want. That's called digmatized. That's right. That's what I'm going to do. And that's why I'm waiting. For the right guy, I'm going to digmatize him. And that's it. Then he's going to get me pregnant. And it's going to be great. You guys can all come to my wedding.
I'm really excited. Okay, so I really appreciate that you have these goals. And I just wonder, maybe you're just moving a little too fast. I worry about on speed dating if you spring it on them right away. I have some advice on that. Because you only have five minutes. Okay. I was in love with a guy that worked in my real estate office, and I had a vision board. This is before your trainer. Before my trainer. I was in like...
I was madly in love with this guy. We were hanging out and I made a fake wedding invitation and I put it on my vision board and he fucking saw it. No. And wigged out and dropped me like a bad habit immediately. Yes. You got to keep that vision board hidden. Yeah, on canvas. That vision board is honestly between you and God. Do you have one? Oh, yes, of course. She just said she had a pregnant emoji on there. Where do you keep it? I keep it in my closet.
It's in the closet. But do you see it every day? Okay, so it's on the door? It's on the wall. I used to have one behind my bathroom door. No one else saw it. Yeah, no one saw it. Yeah. I keep it in the closet. Nobody goes in my closet but me. I learned my lesson. Yeah. I'm not going to let them, you know what I mean? I'll let them know what's up, but I don't want that vision board. That's between me and God. You know what I'm saying? Right. So I'm not going to let him see that, you know, until he's ready. Is there a way to communicate...
I wonder if there's a way to communicate tomorrow with speed dating in a way that you're not going to alienate people. Like, I'm just looking for a committed relationship. Maybe start there.
Because I'm with you. That's kind of what I've been saying. Like, I'm looking for a long-term committed situation. On the apps, I put that in my profile. I say I'm looking for a man who is financially stable and ready to have an amazing life with a great girl. Me. You know what I'm saying? Because I'm putting it out there. Because I just don't have time. I don't have time for any brokies. I don't have time for anybody who's like, oh, I'm polyamorous. Oh, I'm this. I'm that. I don't have time for that. I'm letting you know straight up. No. Oh, Oscar. Oh, Oscar, you do.
- Oscar, you do have those-- - Things are just getting more and more sad for me. - No, I don't want you to take it personally. She's just saying it-- - But why'd you point at him? - Yeah, you pointed right at me. - Oh, I'm sorry. - My Valentine's Day's gonna be lonely. - Well, Oscar, you do have beautiful eyes, so if I don't meet anyone, maybe we could just have a baby, 'cause we could just have like a little black blue-eyed baby. That would be so cute. - Amazing.
Are you aware of the third round of budget cuts here at SiriusXM? I've seen some things happen. You know, a lot of people got fired on Monday. Yeah, I saw some things. I see some people's LinkedIn now says open to work. So I'm going to have to say it again. Please stop DMing me.
I actually, I have nothing to do with this, right? So on one hand, it doesn't affect my income, whether there's video or not. If there was, I would be, you know, screaming from the roof. But it doesn't affect my income. However, I do know how important the video is to a lot of our listeners. Right. All I can say is I don't have the power to...
to fix this all i can say is that you'd have to go to serious if you have don't please don't complain to me no you gotta call mr serious call serious and i think it's listener care i think is what doug was saying because doug's getting a lot of dms you're getting a lot of dms and then what's also happening is that they're cc'ing me on emails that they're sending to serious now this is pretty fucking funny by the way please read it so i got i got cc'd on this
Dear SiriusXM, Jim Thompson, and staff who refuse to budget wisely. It has come to my attention that the wonderful video team in the basement recording videos of Jeff Lewis Live have been let go.
What is it going to take for this company to realize the important things like keeping the audience happy and engaged with videos of Jeff Lewis live, Botox giveaways, and actual fun events is what is needed to succeed. Instead, whoever's awful ideas to spend on these things, like a rebrand logo with a stupid star or a lounge area with all the kinds of games and crap that your staff members don't even go to because no one shows up besides the chumps,
It's infuriating. And the stupid photo booth to boost morale? No one is even there. Kindly bring back the basement video people so I can have some meaning to my life and get joy from watching Jeff and the Chumps talk shit about important things like ass plumper cream, nut sluts, and all superficial and semi-racist things we all care about. Sincerely, number one chump for life.
Okay, what? So well written. That was long. Okay, I'm sorry. That is a mole. That is somebody that is here. Because how do they know what's going on, you know, out in the lobby? How do they know? It's all we talk about. Jeff talks about it. Oh, okay. It's a misappropriation of funds. And so I call it out when it happens.
Yeah. Listen, everybody's rolling back their DEI, so I'm just going to keep my mouth shut. Let me just... Keep my mouth shut. No, let me keep my mouth shut. Sirius, you're doing great. I love the star on the new logo. Yeah, I love the logo. That logo is good. Mr. Sirius...
You doing good. All I'm doing is repeating what was sent to me. By the number one chump. By the number one chump. Number one chump. Show yourself. Who are you? Present yourself. Speaking of ass plumper cream, I have been using the B-Type. However, Annie warned me, be careful because yesterday I got a spray tan. She said, be careful because it's going to strip you of your spray tan. So I don't want to be like tan body white ass.
So I have to put pause on be tight until so my the person I'm dating is coming in tomorrow and he leaves Monday. On Monday, I don't care if the tan is stripped. So I'll start be tight again on Monday. And do we know anyone that's ever tried it on their penis? Because I'm thinking for plumpness. No, no, no, no, no. That would be so painful. Yeah.
I don't have a penis, but it probably would be so painful. Oh, my God. I'm just thinking as a woman, if a man had that on his penis and then he puts his penis inside of you, that is asking for trouble. So heterosexual men, please don't put it on your penis. I don't know about other orifices. What it does is it will help with firmness and plumpness. And I just thought about it for a second. Who needs help with firmness and plumpness? We all could use firmness and plumpness. Plumpness? I mean, I've got...
tiger blood running through these veins. My shit's too plump. My shit gets too plump. I can't. Now, we must have really sold this B-Tite booty mask because...
grandmother bought it. Yeah, she did. Way to go, granny. And she's like a very conservative old lady in Dallas. But she wants to have a plump booty. I don't see any reason why grandmas can't have tight asses too. I've seen grandma asses in movies. They need the cream. You need the cream. Gotta do some squats, eat a biscuit, do what you gotta do. I plan on having a nice butt forever.
Do you get along with everyone here, the chumps? Yeah, I mean, everyone that I've met. There's some people I've never met you before, young man. There's some people here that I've never met before, but everybody's lovely. How'd you get here? Explain. How did I get here driving here this morning? How did you get here?
Hosting your own radio show. Okay. Well, years ago, remember when Amy Phillips used to host Reality Check? Yes, of course. Amy Phillips is a dear friend of mine. I spent a season writing at Saturday Night Live, but before I auditioned for Saturday Night Live, my improv teacher told me, you should reach out to Amy Phillips because Amy Phillips does really great character work. I believe she's auditioned for Saturday Night Live
before. So I reached out to her to get advice before I auditioned for Saturday Night Live. And that was a long time ago. And that's when she was doing a lot of the housewives impersonations and stuff like that. And so Amy and I have been friends. She's actually kind of like a mentor of mine. And when she hosted Reality Check, I was a guest of hers a few times. So last year, or the year before, when they were trying to host, Alyssa reached out to me, and here I am. Shout out, Alyssa. Amazing. Mazel. Yeah.
So Alyssa likes you? She doesn't like anybody. She likes me. Even herself. Well, she likes me. There's a lot of people who don't love themselves, but they love me. So yeah, she loves me, I guess. I hope. Hey, Alyssa. So we're obviously, we both host show here at SiriusXM. You don't feel like we've hit rock bottom? No, we at the top. Oh, are you sure about that? We're doing good. We're doing good.
You're so positive. We need more La Kendra around here. It's like you're trying to get her fired or something. What? Why would I do that? You're trying to get her to say terrible things about the company, terrible things about the channel. I'm not trying to get...
You are leading the witness. Terrible things about Alyssa. You are leading the witness. Because I read a letter from a listener, the number one chump listener. Be careful, LaKendra. Listen. Why do you feel like you have to defend her? I like LaKendra. No, Amy Phillips is doing amazing. She has her own podcast now. She is doing so well. She's doing great. So let's talk about, since you have inserted yourself, let's talk about your origin story.
Oh. Now, Jameson, I actually remember you back from the Amy Phillips days. Yeah. You used to help her do a lot of her cute little skits and songs. It's not what I remember. Well, what do you remember, John? I remember some random guy sitting in the lobby without a friend in the world, and I...
let's give this poor unfortunate soul a chance. I was in the lobby. I had a little basket. I had a violin case open and said change. You had a hobo bag? I did. I just put makeup on my cheeks to make it look like dirt. It's my version of make a wish. And the benevolent God came over and said, tiny man, may I grant you a wish?
I don't think that's exactly how it happened, but thank you. You weren't here. No, not yet. This is P.S. And I think you've done a fair enough job here. Oh, thank you. Fair enough. Hey, if we're still here past Monday, we must be doing good. Literally. Because a lot of people... I'm liking Ken's day. Because as negative as I try to be, she just turns it around with that big smile. Right around. Right around. Right around. I do have a big smile. A big T. A big T.
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connoisseur because I was drinking the iced tea and I thought this is especially good here and I said to myself I bet they brew it fresh here not an instant bullshit like you brew it fresh you made fun of me because I did keep talking about how good it was I got a DM from someone I used to work at Denny's the reason it's so good fresh brewed thank you very much
I've been vindicated. You've been vindicated. And also, way to go Denny's. Way to fresh brew that tea. That's good. I didn't think about that. I bet they don't do that at IHOP. I have a recommendation. Yes. The best iced tea you'll ever have is at a Persian-Armenian restaurant in Glendale called Rafi Kebab.
and you got to ask for the Persian iced tea. And it's Persian oolong tea. They brew it fresh. I would drive there for that. The food is insane, but that iced tea is so good, it'll make you want to slap your mama. No joke. My mom died. Thanks for bringing that up. Wow. That was a hard time for me, but thank you. The proverbial mama, not your actual mama.
Slap your proverbial mom. What's your love language, LaKendra? I'm multi-love lingual. Gifts? Yes. Acts of service? Yes. Quality time? Yes. Physical touch? Yes. Words of affirmation? Yes. All of them. Give me it all. Girl, what sign are you? I'm a Taurus. I have the same birthday as Cher.
And I do want it all. And I've been letting these men know, too, because they love to ask, oh, what's your love language? I let them know straight up. I'm multi-lovelingual. I want it all. And every guy is like, oh, physical touch, physical touch. And I'm like, I would be happy to give you some physical touch as long as you fulfill all of my love languages. All the other things. All of them. You speak my language. I speak yours. That's right. I let them know. Huh. No, you don't think – okay.
Again, you look, I don't know your age. I am really just trying to guess. I don't have any clue. You look like you're 27 years old. Oh, thank you. So as we get older, we tend to lower our expectations a bit and we compromise. And I try to tell Shane this, that in any relationship, he's in a nice relationship, but any relationship you have, there is compromises. There are things you're going to give up and you have to decide what's most important because
You seem to have very high expectations. Now, maybe that's fine going in, but then you got to realize there's going to be some warts that you're going to have to live with, right? Absolutely. Yes. No one's perfect. I'm not perfect. I know my man is not.
perfect but the most important thing to me I feel like as as a woman I think you should let a man know what you want and if he really loves you he'll do it he'll do what you say he'll do like I let these guys know I need communication I like a good morning I like a how's your day I like a good night I let them know that straight up and if they can do that then great if they can't do that then they're not the guy for me I just let them know you gotta wait till the second date
Second date. She's training her environment and setting her expectations. People will only let you down if they don't know what you want. Yes. Okay, I'm hearing you in all of this. Yes. And my...
My issue is the timeline. So, okay. I have a lot of expectations also. Right. If I want to wait for the next 17 years, I'd probably find that. But I don't want to wait 17 years. Right. You're on a kind of fast track here. Yes. So you might have to make some compromises, some concessions. Yeah. Agreed? She's on the speed rail. She wants to be married and have a kid this year. At least pregnant. At least she'll be pregnant. I'd love to be pregnant at Christmas. I'd love that.
But also, yeah, I'm willing to make some concessions. I don't mind if he's only like 5'11". I could deal with that. How tall are you? 5'2".
See, no, and this is what I tell my son, Shane, that... I don't know why. Broken's perfect. No one person is going to check every box. Right. Which is why, like in Rez's case, he's got two people, right? So he's married, but then he also... And he trained. But he has sex with his trainer. Right. So... I only suck his dick. It's not actual sex. Right. Okay, we don't need to get specific. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Now...
You're in a relationship now. Let me ask you this. You're in a relationship and the person watches porn on the regular. Does that bother you? Absolutely. Yeah. Because I don't want them getting any wild ideas. That's the bad thing about porn. These men are watching all this porn. Then they get all these weird ideas and they want to start trying stuff. I'm like, uh-uh, boo-boo. We are not on a set. This is real life. Good point. No, I disagree. Oh. You...
It depends what type of man you have. You might have a, I need to release the temperature. Do you know anything about water heaters? A little. Pressure cooker. They have a pressure relief valve. They have a pressure relief valve. So sometimes a little hot water just spritz out of the hot water heater. So some men like to watch a little porn and just let some of that
Pressure out. Okay. What about that? Here's my thing. I want my man saving that for me. Because, again, I would like to get pregnant. I'd break you in half. So I want him to hold on. You wouldn't be able to give... It's not possible. Reza, I'm a strong girl. Girl. I can do it. Let's do it. I can do it. I think if it doesn't...
affect your relationship, right? So now if the person that you're with is now putting off sex because they watched porn earlier, that's a problem. It's coming between you and the relationship. But with, like what Reza's saying, who cares? If they're home alone and whatever...
I don't want to know. I certainly don't want to catch him. No, we don't want to know about it. But as long as it doesn't affect our sex lives and our relationship, who cares, really? Actually, let me tell y'all something about porn. Y'all know I'm from the South, and I grew up in church. So this girl I used to go to church with, her husband, he got a tattoo commemorating the day, and he wrote a whole Facebook post about it. He got a tattoo commemorating the day that God delivered him from his porn addiction. So he's got a big old tattoo on his arm.
arm right here on the forearm and so anytime somebody sees that tattoo and every year it's on August 6th every year he puts another reminder oh I'm so grateful God delivered me from my online porn addiction I had a 20 year online porn addiction so I'm like you were even watching like VHS's of porn what the hell I would be so mad at my husband what defines an addiction like how awesome like how
Do we know? I think addiction is what you were saying when it gets in the way of your relationship or when you find yourself saying, yeah, I don't want to go out and see my friends. I'd rather stay home and watch porn. Or I'm watching porn. Is that why you want President's Day off? I knew it. I have them all queued up and it's really giving me anxiety. You guys, I got busted the other day and I made sure I...
I needed a little. Adam wasn't in the mood. He was going to go run an errand. I actually made sure he drove away. Then I got the laptop open.
- I'm picturing you looking out the window like. - Totally, totally. And I actually went to a window that if I pulled the curtain wouldn't be obvious for him. He drove away. I was engaging. This fool came back for nothing. - No, you forgot something. - You guys, I got busted. He made me feel horrible. It was awful. - Did you guys hook up then or he just got mad and left?
No, he didn't get mad. He made me feel real dirty and gross, and then he left to go run his errand. And I couldn't get back into it because I felt dirty. Oh, that's not fair. No, you deserve that moment. Thank you. So he called his trainer. I'm just curious. So on President's Day, you said you had things queued up. Since you have a black boyfriend, do you watch interracial porn? No.
I'm not talking about the porn I watch on this show. Okay, I was just wondering. Thank you. Okay, well, now you have your answer. I love prefacing anything with, since you have a black boyfriend. That's the vibe of Jeff Lewis Live. Since you have a black boyfriend, who'd you vote for? Take a guess.
What about OnlyFans? What if you're the person you're dating is has a lot of subscriptions on OnlyFans? I don't like that. I'm your OnlyFan, baby. Subscribe to me, you know? No, it's got to be free porn. If you're paying for it, that's
Oh, yes. That's part of that August 6th diet tribe. You have to get a tattoo. You got to get a tattoo. No, no, no. If you're paying for it. If you're paying for it, it's a problem. But if you're subscribing, because I thought about this. So even if you're subscribing, as long as you're not messaging people and you're getting like private videos, I think that might be the line. Because again, OnlyFans is like porn. So if you're allowing porn, which apparently Adam is having an issue with it.
But if you're allowing porn, isn't OnlyFans kind of the same thing? I don't know. I've literally never been on there. No, I just do free porn. I'm not paying for it. I don't want to pay. I feel like once you pay, it opens a whole Pandora's box. I also think this is a man v. woman thing, if I may be very stereotypical. I think men look at porn as kind of like a means to an end, whereas maybe women look at it as more of like you're connecting to someone else. And so I think that can be.
Yes. So men are just like, oh, I'm just here to like. Like it's nothing to a man. No, I'm just here to like rub one out. Until you start, you know, paying hundreds of dollars to get private videos. Well, everything in moderation, right? Then you got, then that's kind of like borderline. That's like micro cheating. Oh, I would be very upset if I found out my man was paying. Yeah. Somebody on OnlyFans. I'd be more upset about the money. I know, we need that money.
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