LaKendra Tookes & Zach Noe Towers: Cuddling & Pregnancy
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Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, LaKendra Tooks and Zach Noe Towers join the show. We talk about baby chumps, new cars, and pregnancy tests.

All right, LaKendra, I have been rethinking you working for me at the next ChumpCon because after what happened at that pool party, I kind of feel like you need to host it. Oh, my God. I mean, you are a lot of fun. You're totally unreliable and unprofessional, but you're a lot of fun. But I told you, Jeff, I am going to prove to you, I can be, y'all, I can be professional, okay, y'all? I can be professional.

I can't do this. Just not last, you know, two weekends ago. Not two weekends ago, but you're going to see. I'm going to start carrying a briefcase. I'm going to be professional. I promise you. And you really were one of the first jumps to kick off the karaoke party, which I thank you for. I got it started. Monica got it started. But then you really kind of. Broke the ice. You broke the ice. Was I kind of on the payroll for this last one, though? She was. Okay, okay, okay. Never mind. She was the late addition. She was on the payroll to do the crowd work.

That was kind of her task. So let me tell you what was a big waste of time. Oh, golly. Uh-oh. Rehearsal. Oh, no. I take LaKendra and Rick, and we walk through the whole audience because, you know, it was kind of a maze. It was. It's a big venue. And it was hard to navigate. So it was very important that LaKendra get the lay of the land. Yes. And she's walking through, and you're kind of figuring out where you're going to be and where Rick's going to be. And we go over the whole run of shows.

show and then we talk about you know meeting you know we're gonna meet in the conference room and then we're all gonna walk together to backstage the green room yeah I didn't see you doing any of those parts well we thought it was clear but

Look, I'm also a chump. Yes. I understand you had a situation where you had the opportunity to hook up with... There was something about that kid. I mean, I'm not interested because he's barely legal. I thought he was your nephew. Oh. I really did, Jen. You were trying to be a Lewis. Now we see what's going on. I want to make sure you can never get rid of me. I'm going to keep you away from my brothers. You got brothers? Yeah.

He was charming. He was charming for no good reason. Yeah, he's a sweetie pie. How old did he tell you he was? Old enough.

He said, it's however old you want me to be. I remember. That was his line. Well, however old you want me to be. Well, he had a drink in his hand. That's a go. So I said, he must be 21. That's how I always look. If you got a drink in your hand, you must be 21. If you got a tattoo, you must be 18. You know what I mean? So he had tattoos. He had a drink in his hand. I said, he's legal. He also had his mom there. To be clear. He also had his mom there. And I love his mom. His mom's gorgeous. So beautiful. She was giving me anti-aging tips. His mom is absolutely beautiful. Yeah, it was great.

Okay, so explain to us what happened. You make it to the pool party. You're having a great time. Okay. We're calling him Baby Chump. Y'all call him Baby Chump, but to me, he's not a baby. To me, he's a young man. He's a man. But...

Picture a baby in a polo and a backwards hat. All right. Goo goo ga ga. Okay. Here's what happened. Okay. Jeff, you saw the meeting. You saw when we, you know, and again, I did think he was your nephew, but then he told me, he's like, my mom's right over here. And I met his mom and I adored his mom. I thought she was so cool. And then he and I, we were just chit chatting and laughing and talking. And I talk about this on my podcast, Took Six, but what took us some time, we were waiting for a drink at

the bar. And I'm telling you, Resorts World, we got to pull the security footage because that bartender was so rude to us. He had us waiting forever. Really? For the most expensive drinks I've ever heard of in my entire life. And he had us waiting forever. In hindsight, I feel like that was God's way of saying, girl, don't drink. So we should have just... But you did drink. But I did drink. And he was like...

I didn't eat enough. I wasn't eating enough. I was trying to be cute. You looked cute. That bikini bod looked great. Thank you. But you can't eat. Yeah, I have to eat, though. So next year, I've decided, y'all, I'm just not going to drink. So I'm either. Good luck. I'm not either. Okay, so. Why don't we eat a little and then drink a little? See, and I forgot to bring my fruit. I always have my fruit with me, and I have forgotten my fruit.

fruit every day. You can't forget the fruit. We could have ordered you some fruit and maybe I needed my apples. Maybe baby chumps mom had a snack in her bag.

You know what? I should have said. Goldfish in her purse for you. I should have said, mama, you got some fruit snacks? Like, what you got in that bag, mama? Yeah. So the pool party was how many hours? Three hours. Three hours. So it was 12 to 3? Exactly. Yes. It was so much fun, too. At what point did you leave with Baby Chump? I think we literally left at like 3.30 because we went to the bar like at 3. That's why they can pull the security footage. Yeah, we need the security footage at this point. Were you waiting for Saweetie?

Okay. And also, y'all got to quit lumping me with Saweetie just because we're two black girls. What are you talking about? Go get your friend. Somebody

to the media. It was like, not the two black girls acting up at TrumpCon. I was like, nah, hold up. Hold up. I was in the audience, okay? I made it to that audience. I don't know what's up with Saweetie, but I made it to the audience. Saweetie was late. See? She didn't make it to her job. I still made it. I just wasn't where I was supposed to be when I was supposed to be there, but I got where I was supposed to go. You know what I mean? Only because my manager noticed you in the audience at 6.55. She was late.

- Oh, Miss Liz, I love Miss Liz. - She was so stressed out. - Oh my God, Miss Liz, I owe you an edible arrangement. I am so sorry, Miss Liz. I adore Miss Liz. - I know. - And yes, I think she probably just came and handed me a microphone and I was like, let's go. - I mean, you looked happy as can be in that audience just waiting for the show to start.

And let me tell y'all something. The young man that y'all like to call Baby Chump, he's such a gentleman. He held my purse the whole time. He was really sweet. He was really comfortable in his manhood. He wasn't afraid to carry a purse. He was real sweet. Really considerate. Okay, so let me ask you this. When you leave at 3.30, do you go back to your hotel room or Baby Chump's hotel room? No, we went to the Mexican restaurant and ate a quesadilla. But we also had another margarita. Oh.

T-Dose. I ran into Margaritas. Well, at least you're being honest. They were big, too. They were like the big travel mugs. And you're small. Yeah.

Thank you. Wow. Thank you, Shane. I am petite. So yeah, we drank a little bit. We ate a little snack. In hindsight, we both were like, we should have eaten more. We should have gotten like a steak. Like we really needed some protein. But so yeah. And then, okay. So then I had to go decide what I was going to, I had to go get changed. I still have my swimwear. So I had to go get changed. I didn't even know the dress code. Okay. Like I felt so underdressed. Everybody looked so fabulous. And I had on jeans, you know?

So now I know for next year. But yeah, I really don't know what happened. I went to that...

What's that place called? The Hello Kitty? So there was a platinum meet and greet from 5 to 6. You did make it to that. You were there. Well, she was there. Oh, gosh. So it started at 5. She was there physically. Mentally, not so much. I ran into you and young man chump at like 5.04. And you told me, yeah, we're just going to go upstairs and charge his phone and then I'll see you for the live show. You were going to plug something in upstairs. I was like, plug it in! I don't know if there's a phone. I don't know.

Yeah. Our good Christian girl over here. Listen, I always say the Lord knows I am a handful. So he has a lot of grace with me. He's like, y'all, this is still my child. Okay. But no, we were. And then we had to, we did have to charge his phone.

And then we had to help his mom decide what shoes she was going to wear and which purse she was going to carry. His mom is so fabulous. At what point did sex happen? Oh, my God, Jeff. I talk about this on my podcast, Took Stakes. But for real, I'm telling y'all the truth. This young man, total gentleman, we just hung out.

I'm telling you, I promise y'all, I don't, I'm the worst liar. If I'm ever lying to you, Jeff, you will know. What about later after the live show and after? After the live show, I'm telling y'all, we just hung out. We cuddled. We fell asleep. It's actually quite boring after the fact. It's quite boring because, yeah, he was a total gentleman. Did you feel it on your lower back at least? Exactly.

- Zachary. Okay, you know, he's a handsome young man and he's really sweet, he's really smart. He's about to graduate from college. - Oh my God. - He is on his way. Got a bright future ahead of him.

And are you included in this future at all? You know what? Who knows? I'm, you know, you know, I've been on this journey with dating and I don't really care about age. Actually, I usually date guys that are my age or maybe a couple years older, younger. And actually, probably my preference would be like an older guy, like kind of like a little cat daddy. I like a kind of older guy. But I got to tell you, sometimes these younger guys, they're more willing to commit than the older guys, you know? So I am open. Like, I am open.

Open. Have you talked since con? Have you been texting? Just a little bit. Where does he live? He lives in Colorado. All right. Do you have any plans to see him soon? Maybe. Maybe. Stay tuned. Does he know about these plans? Yes, he does. Is he making the plans or are you making the plans? He's making the plans. Come on, Jeff. Now you know. Is he coming out to see you or is he flying you out to see him? Are you going to graduation?

He does have, he would like to come to L.A. He would like to come here to visit. He just has to finish his finals. Well, you know, he might have a thesis due or, you know. He doesn't have a thesis due. He doesn't.

You might have to write a term paper. That could be. Is this why you posted a picture of you at church on Sunday? After all of these shenanigans? I did. I had to go. But you know it was Resurrection Sunday, too. And you know, the Lord just started resurrecting within me at Chocobo. Oh, I bet he did. You know what I mean? I bet he erected all up in you. I know. I know.

Did you go to confession? Or do you just pray? Black people don't do confession. We don't do confession. RIP to the Pope. But we don't do confession. We just pray. Oh, I

Oh, I look so cute. Look at my Easter dress. I look so cute. You do look really cute. And my hat. You know, I'm very Southern. So on Easter, me and all the old ladies, we had on our big old hats. Yeah, adorable. But no, I did, you know, honestly, Jeff, and I'm being real, really what I was most concerned about is I was like, oh my gosh, I don't want to upset Jeff. Like, I was so stressed about it. I was texting Shane. I was stressed about it. Because I do want you, I love you. I really adore you and I'm so grateful to

So I hope that you can... And the next year, I'm going to prove to you. I'm professional. I find you...

Okay. So that's actually a good thing. I always keep around the people that are entertaining. I was going to say, you got into the right amount of mischief, I think. Yes. To appease the gods. And you were honest about it. And she didn't lie. She didn't cover up. We knew exactly what's going on. I think she's lying about the sex part. She really did show up for her gig, though. Like, she did the gig. Yeah, me and Rick said, by the way. I know, but we...

We were all terrified. And that's the part that I feel really upset about. And I'm really sorry about that. But I did. I loved meeting Kelly and Rick, too, might I add. And, you know, Rick is a journalist, as am I. So we said, we are going to cover this audience like it's Desert Storm. And that's what we did. We treated every member of the audience like they were Norman Schwarzkopf or something like that. You know, we took it seriously. You were also texting Ryan during the show. I did text Ryan. As he was moderating the show. Oh!

Okay, that was bad too. She's like, hey, what you doing? Do you want to grab a drink later? I was like, Ryan, you're doing good, Ryan. You're doing so good. At one point, like Kendra just took the mic and was like, is it time for another question? And Ryan's like, no, it's not. I was texting him that too and I think, I think I heard Doug say it. I did text Doug and say, can I interrupt with questions? He's like, um, maybe. Like,

I'm new. I'm getting to know everybody. You're just stressing everyone out. So I do apologize for that, but I texted both Ryan and Doug both because I adore them so much. Wait, during the show? During the show. You were texting them both during the live show? Unfortunately, that is the truth. But also, I texted them post-live show to apologize because I felt bad about that. But they were so gracious, and they were so lovely to me, even though, you know.

But moving forward, you understand that when somebody's performing a live show, like moderating, maybe that's not the best time. Okay, not the best time to try to get in touch. And we should also mention all this went down and then you were on a plane at 7 a.m. the next morning. Yes. Oh my God. How did I do that? I was on a plane early the next morning. I had to go to New York to watch my baby brother get married.

Wait, you were on it because Baby Chump told me you left his room at like 6, 6.15? Mm-hmm, because I had to get on my flight. So you spent the night but just cuddled? We just cuddled. I'm telling y'all. I'm telling y'all. I'm for real. I am a good Southern girl. Are you willing to take a pregnancy test? Bring it. I'll pee right now. We got one right here. I will pee on the stick. I'll take one. Watch mine come back positive. Y'all really have to.

We need a sponsorship. Shout out First Response. Oh, First Response. Name brand. Hi, First Response. Digital six days sooner. Oh, they'll tell me six days sooner. Wait. Okay. It's been six days. Wow. Is that what that means? Since what? Since I cuddled. Does this detect cuddling? Does this detect cuddling? Oh, that'd be cute. You're positive for cuddles. Wow. I did notice a beautiful new car on P4 today.

Congrats. Oh my God. Thank you. Yeah, I did it. Thank you. Wait, what car? Did we know already? Black on black on black on black Prius. Brand new. Oh my God. Do you feel like a princess? Yeah, I feel good. I was there yesterday with the guy who was getting me all this stuff. And he's like, okay. And I was like,

"What about the big red bow?" He's like, "Really?" I'm like, "Yeah, get out that big red bow. Let's take that picture." So it was fun to get to do it. - Doesn't everyone, it's iconic, right? - No, no. - I didn't know until just now that that was a thing. - It's iconic, the big red bow. - I thought you only get the big red bow if somebody has bought you the car and then it's in the driveway. - A surprise or something. - And you're a teenager. - And you're thinking of a commercial, mind you.

You know, like the Lexus commercial at Christmas? Yeah. The December to remember sales. You got a Prius. You know what? Clothes mouths don't get fed. I got that bow. Yeah, you did. And it's in the back seat, and it'll be there for the next 20 years. Well, then I transferred my old bow from my parents into my new car. Can I tell you a sweet moment? Ugh. This is like actually your sweet moment. I don't know if I would have done that. That's bad juju, I think. That's good juju. Why? Bring an old bow into your new car? It's sentimental. But you know what happened to his dad?

He died, girl. I can't find it. But didn't just die. Okay, so it's like a whole thing. Anyway, what was really sweet and sentimental about it all is I bought the car on Sunday. They went to pick it up. It wasn't available, so I had to get it yesterday. The car was locked on a different lot. I picked it up yesterday. Yesterday would have been my dad's 80th birthday, so it felt very sweet in a little circle. He was smiling down on you. It felt like he was there with me. That's sweet. That's nice. So there is a little bow in the back, and that's the original bow. That's the original bow. Did you clean it at least? No, I'm going to figure out something to do with it.

But it looks good, right? Like throw it away? The car looks beautiful. Beautiful car. Decorate the trash can with it. I'm driving. So rude. I'm driving just like. It's a really sexy car. Thanks. Look at it. They've redesigned that car. It looks so good. Oh, yeah. Don't you have a Prius? Yeah, but it's not that cool looking. No, it's not. And it's a bad color. And it's bright blue. It's Sirius XM blue. Yours was a lost leader, right?

I don't even know what that means. It means what they do is they advertise like a really, really, really good price to get people down there. And then when you get down there, it's like Zach's car. Hey. Yeah. It's a weird color. It's a weird color, but it is top of the line of that model. It's like the XLE. But you've got the old body style. You've got the old body style. Okay.

Are you going to tint the windows, I hope? I think I am. You must. For your skin. I'm going to, but I don't want a super dark car like at night. It just feels like you're in a tomb in a very tinted. It's also hard to see out of it. That's what I mean. Sometimes I roll the window down. See? No.

See, like, that's insanity for me. I can't be doing that. Well, you can get it at different levels. Yes. Like, in the back, yeah. I'm going to get a light tint. Do you know how long it's going to take him to pick the tint? It's going to take me a while. 15 years. Just go and they have, like, six of them on their load. I've just made so many big decisions. I need a great- You can't make another decision. That's crazy. Is there a CD player, or what do you do with all the CDs? I took them and I just put them in my little memory box, you know? All your Bette Midler CDs? Yeah, my CD. I mean, cleaning out that car was- I took- I stole, or took- I took the cigarette lighter. I mean, that's-

Because I wanted to have, I mean, it's vintage. What if you want a cigarette? Cars don't have cigarette lighters, so I just popped that out. I took that. I'm with Jeff. That's crazy. A cigarette lighter? A keepsake of a time gone by, of when we smoked in our cars. Take a picture. When we created fire in our cars. So you took the cigarette lighter out. I did. What's the next person going to do? I don't know what they're doing with that. They're going to have to vape. But that person's getting a good deal on that car.

What? There's only 90,000 miles. Air conditioning works. Yeah, that's a real good deal, that car. Yeah.

But yeah, it was, it's so, yeah. Have you tried out your new features? Have you set up Apple CarPlay? Have you opened the sunroof? Have you had the heated seat on? So I did that. I just have a moonroof. So they open, but they're not, like it's just glass. Oh. But I started with the things and the sounds. It's like so many, I'm used to buttons, not touching. Everything's touch now. Everything's touch. Did you do the tutorial? Okay, so this guy, LOL, was like,

He's like, I could show you the whole thing, but just go on YouTube. I was like, okay. Ew. That's great customer service. That's crazy. He's like, it'll be so much quicker. And I was like, honestly, I agree. I don't think it will, actually. I mean, I'm driving the car. I'm doing it. And it's so funny, though, because it shows you how many miles you have. And it came with a full tank of gas. So I have 534 miles to go. That'll take me a year. That's great. Yeah.

I'm just so relieved that you finally made the decision. And it's a good car. Thanks. I feel good about it. I feel really good about it. Thank you for all your support over the days, months, years. Six years. But it's a hybrid, so you don't have to charge it. I don't have to charge it. That's good. They do have a version. Like Oscar's version, you can also charge, but mine's not. Yeah, mine's a plug-in hybrid. So the first 40 miles are pure electric. And then it goes to hybrid gas electric.

So you actually could have never filled up your tank again if you got that. But I don't have, where do you plug in your car? I have a trickle charger. Plug it into my garage. Trickle? Trickle. Yeah, because it's like just like a wall. A little trickle. Why are you looking like that? Why are your brows all furrowed? I guess I'm looking at it because it sounds pretty easy, right? But Patrik and Pulse still don't have a charger. So I don't know. They're trying to get the 220 volt. Oh, they probably have like a, yeah, they probably want a nice charger. Like a fast charger. I see.

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During the break, you took a pregnancy test. We are waiting for the results. I imagine, you know, you can't get pregnant from cuddling. No. But you can certainly get pregnant from having sex, which I think you probably did. Okay, well. There's a thing called cuddle effing. What's that? Tell me about cuddle effing. It's kind of where you are- Is that like soaking? Kind of. Like you are cuddling, but like things are getting heated and things are inserted, but you're kind of just like-

slowly kind of like moving back and forth with it. - Kind of tantric. It's a little soaky. - It is soaky. - Okay, is it possible there could have been a little soaking moment over when you spent the night? - I don't do soaking. If I'm gonna go for it, I'm gonna go for it. I'm not soaking. - She's getting drenched. - I'm marinating. Rain on me. Now Jeff, are you ready for the results? Because the results are in. - You have it already? - The results are in.

- And? - I am not the mother, because it says no. - She's right, she's around the world. - Yeah, I'm not the mother. - What if it's like you're not having a baby, you're having a demon, because it's with a chump. - It literally just says no. - That's so harsh. No. - Really? - Well, they used to get-- - It should say like, not this time. - Yeah. - Keep trying, girl. - Yeah, just hang in there. - You're right, that's so rude. - Keep soaking.

Well, I think it used to be like two baby faces or something. And like people got confused. Is two yes or is one yes? Or am I having twins? Or am I having? They're all so confusing. It was lines like COVID test. Yeah. So now they're just like straight up yes or no. In my case, it's a no. Sorry, mom. It's a no. Annie, you had went. We had you accompanied by Kendra. Yeah, she was my security. Because we were worried that you weren't going to be taking it correctly. Right. She had no idea what she was doing. I did not know what I was doing. Never taken a pregnancy test. I was like, make sure you don't get it on the plastic. She goes, oh.

I was just like, oops, you know, it's hard to, it's a little bitty little strip that you got to pee on. And girls don't have great aim, do they? No, we don't. You have to do five seconds on the strip. Oh, five seconds. And, you know, especially as a woman in a public restroom, you're trying to squat. You can't really get it right. But we got it together. Do you cover the toilet?

I try to just, I will. You hover. You hover. That's what Monroe does. She just like hovers. Which looks like, it looks very difficult to be doing that. It's hard to break your leg. They should put harnesses in toilet stalls so you can just like sit in it. Or little handrails or something. I guess they have that in the handicapped. Which I really should be using. At this time. At this point.

Yeah, because sometimes I sit down and I can't get back up. Can't get up. And you can't rock much on a toilet. Sometimes I got to get my bearings with the windowsill there. Shane! Mom is passing a big one! We're not there yet. I mean, sometimes they'll yell, wipe me. But then we got that new toilet. Thank God. Oh, sure. With that power washer. Renee in Florida. Hi, Renee. Line two. Hi, Jeff. How are you?

I'm good. Hey, I wanted to talk about the vomit in the elevators. Every day at the Crockford in the second elevator, 64, there was vomit in the elevators and all over the hallway. And I wanted to know, was it a celebrity chump or was it a regular chump? Well, did you take a sample of it? Because we could send that to the lab and find out. Well, you know what? They moved a lot of the celebrity chumps to Conrad and

and Hilton, so it was most likely a regular chump. But did you say there was throw-up in there every day? Every day, and sometimes there was fresh throw-up in the morning. Were you there, Renee? She was staying at the Crockford. Oh, my God. Maybe that was a pregnant person. Morning sickness.

Maybe it was. Maybe it was. LaKendra. Yes, ma'am. I loved you. You were amazing. But that microphone was too loud. We kept trying to tell you to take it out of your mouth. Oh, shoot. Well, you wouldn't be the first or last to tell me that. Thank you, Ms. Renee. I'm sorry. Listen, it was my first chomp card. Yeah. I'm going to get it together. You did good. Thank you, Ms. Renee. Thank you. Next year is going to be even better.

And Liz was amazing. Liz kept that whole mess together. She was awesome. That whole mess. God bless Miss Liz. She kept the production together. Actually, watching Liz freak out from the wings was one of my favorite parts. Oh, yeah. She's like, speed it up. Speed it up. Yeah.

Tapping her. Thank you, Renee. Appreciate your call. Yeah, but I mean, you should have seen her when she spotted LaKendra finally after looking for LaKendra for an hour. Did she not have my number? Listen. You weren't answering the phone. I wasn't. Oh, my goodness. I got to make sure Miss Liz has my number next time because I'll be like, Miss Liz, I feel so bad because I don't want her to. I'm going to send her an edible arrangement. I'm going to. Not many people want those, though. Oh, nobody wants it except me. I want it.

I want those. Nobody wants them. I always want edible arrangements. I give them away. They're all cantaloupe. No one eats cantaloupe. I'm telling you, next time in the contract, you should make all of us have an Apple AirTag on us. And you can track us throughout the three-day weekend. We had no trouble finding anyone else. Oh, okay. It was just LaKendra. Well. Now, I don't want, you know, it sounds like it's a really nice relationship you're having with baby chump.

But you know he hooked up with someone else on Friday. Did he tell you that? I heard that. I don't know what they did. Did you hear it from him? I heard it from him. Oh, he told you? He did tell me. And I don't know what they did. I do know what took place with me. So I don't know what took place with the other person. I heard cuddle fucking. Oh, okay.

Well, then that's more than what took place with me. And it was with me. That was Sunday. Yeah. Okay, so you have no problem with the fact he didn't meet you then. He didn't know you then. He didn't know me yet. Yeah, he didn't even know me yet. He was a different person on Friday compared to Saturday. It was BL before La Kendra. Now, he told the girl on Friday that he was 24. So that's not that big of a stretch if he's 22. Like he says, he told me he was 22. Do we know the girl?

By the way, my parents loved him and he went gambling with them. Oh, yes. He told me he went gambling with Miss Claudia. My parents loved him. Mm-hmm. He's really kind of fun and charming. Yeah. He said we're going to go to dinner with Miss Claudia when he comes to visit. I reached out to his mom to see if she'd call in today to talk about it, but I don't think she checked the DMs. I was actually very impressed with Jameson. I'm like, that's some really good producing. That is great producing. Thank you.

But he waited until this morning and couldn't reach her. Wait, also, could you not get a hold of Baby Chump? I did yesterday. I did yesterday. I don't know her. Oh. I don't know him like that. That would have been a good producer. Did you see her? Is she the one with the beautiful tattoo on the back? She's a beautiful woman. Yes. Yeah. Yes. She was telling me about the NAD injections. What? She was telling me about them. Does she do them? Yes. Because she looks like 36 years old. And she told me. She's like, talk to Jeff about it. So we'll talk about it later. Because I want to get on them, too.

Actually, line one is about it. Monica in California. Hey, Monica. Perfect timing. Okay. So good morning. So my husband's been on them for two months and I am married to an older man and he was diagnosed with dementia and it's helped them, but it's helped them in a lot of other areas. I'm like, leave me alone. Really? Yes. So his sex drive. And what about his erections?

It's insane. I'm like, I've been married to you for 32 years. I'm 53. I got to go to bed. Yes, Monica. Yes. No, it has like changed our life, especially I want to say because the dementia has been really bad. Yeah. Tell me about it. But he is crazy.

He, no, it has made him quicker. I'm not having to repeat everything, but like I got to sleep. I can't, I can't do that, but it has been amazing for him and he looks good anyways for his age. The only thing is, and he's, he'll be 77 and he has like a thick head of hair. His fucking hair is falling out. I can't do bald. Because of the NAD or just because of life?

No, because if he was going to go bald, he'd go bald by now. I think it's because of the NAD. Oh, shit. I got to ask about that. That's a real deal with the devil. That's okay. We can just get one. Lose your mind, but don't lose your hair. Amen. Do you have a few dogs there, Monica? Yes. I can hear it. I'm thinking I need to go on it.

Yeah. Instead of using filler and Botox and stuff. I think we all should go on it. But when do I see my doctor? I think next week. Next week.

But he's got a baby coming. Or tomorrow. So he just takes it under his tongue. No, they want to do IVs. They want to do IVs with me, which I think is more effective in the capsules. What about shots? Oh, maybe I should. Yeah, with a push. Okay. But I'm telling you, this has, like, been a miracle worker. But, I mean, I really just need him to, like, get a girlfriend or something at this point. I'm good. I'm excited for this. Yeah, it's great. Even though I'm going to be bald. Yeah, I mean, it's been great. Bald in the morning. So, I mean...

No, I can't do bald. I'm glad the dementia is going away. Well, it depends on the person. I love that the dementia is going away, but like, but other things are like working overtime and I just, you know. What if his penis grows a full head of hair?

Oh, God. Well, good for you. Jen looks amazing. In two months? This is crazy. I can't wait to get it. Please tell us. Is this one of those things that you have to keep going or you stop and you turn into like a little. The substance. Yeah, it's the substance. Seven days on, seven days off. Damn. It is the substance. Yeah.

You have to keep going with it. But good luck, you guys. I would, I mean, like Jeff, especially like you have concerns, but I know you like have concerns about your hair. Yeah. But I think you still have a nice full head of hair. But him, he has that too, but I like see it like on his pillow and I'm like, what the hell is going on? Might it be one of the dogs' hair? Could just be a dog. No, because he has blonde hair and all our dogs are white and black. Okay.

Well, congrats on the sex life. And you got to get on those NADs too, Ms. Monica, so you can keep up with your husband. Yeah, she's going to keep him up. I mean, look, LaKendra, I'm just ready to cuddle right now. I mean, that sounds perfect to me. You're in your cuddle era. You need a break. But you realize that Kendra's cuddling is not really cuddling. I know, neither is mine. Thanks for calling.

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