Molly Sims & Nicole Ryan: Bananas & Crowns
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When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. I've learned from my mistakes and that's what I want to teach people. Don't do what I have done. This show, I mean, you guys really start some shit. I'm sorry if I'm coming off as an asshole. I just want people to do their jobs. Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Molly Sims and Nicole Ryan join the show. We talk about bananas and HR violations. Plus, we crown the first Miss Jeff Lewis Live.

Good afternoon, ladies. Hey. Hello. I went to the coffee cart guy today. Oh, how did that go for you? Okay, so things... Is he still trying to get with you? Honestly, no. Oh, and you're disappointed. So I think what's happening, Molly, we had this kind of thing going on, this coffee cart guy and myself, and I had this... She just gave you the saddest look you've ever seen. She's like, really? No, he was... Please, Shane, please.

Give me the benefit of the doubt here. I believe that you thought that there was something, but my stance has never changed. In fact, that you tip him when no one else looks him in the eye. That's true. So you give him a $5, $10, $20 bill, and of course he's going to hand you things. He asks me lots of questions. He looks me right in the eye. I think he's flirty. He's communicative. Yeah. I haven't seen him in a while, so I went to see him today, and he was cold. I think he's seeing someone else. No, he's married with children.

He probably has another family. Yeah, I think so. And he always gives me a banana, okay? And the reason I know I'm special is because if I'm with Shane, he'll hand me a banana, right? Which we know is code. Right. We know it's code. I want you. So today, he handed everyone bananas. And look how big Kian's banana is. I don't have anything to... It's a big, girthy, thick banana.

Banana. Which one did you get? This teeny little pencil dick. That banana is not good. No. And I was like, oh. You could do way better than that. I said, this is a fuck you, is what it is. Right. Did you not? Maybe because you haven't come around in a while. Yes, you left him. He felt distant. But I told Kian, I said, well, he knows you can take this one. Oh.

That's inappropriate. No one got eggs, though, this morning. Just bananas. No eggs. No eggs. No eggs. You have no idea the competition that is happening here to get on your next influencer trip. I mean, thanks a lot, Molly. Thought you loved me. Actually, I thought you'd be great. I think Nicole could. I was going to pitch you. Oh, thanks. She has like six podcasts. You would get a lot of coverage. Oh, my gosh.

With a total of seven listeners? Oh, shut up. It did look really beautiful. It looked so fun. And I was excited for you. It was really fun. We had a good time. Molly, it's like a bloodbath with chumps. They are so competitive. It's so crazy. They know their numbers. They're trying to get higher numbers. We're thinking.

We're thinking Nashville. Yes, that could be fun. We're thinking Nashville, Hamptons, with Stella Root. Well, you disinvited us to the Hamptons because she has a gorgeous estate. Oh, and she doesn't want you there. And she knows chumps are going to fuck it up. I think, yeah. Did Stuber say no? He said maybe. Yeah, which usually means no in my house. We have to get the Lloyd Ball. I figured for insurance reasons, that's why we switched to Nashville. I understand. Why are you saying we? Why are you assuming you're automatically on the next one? Nicole, you're on the short list. Yes.

I kind of knew you were going to be the right fit. Wait, but who else, what other Trumps are trying, like vying for this opportunity? I want Heather McMahon. I do love her. All of them. All of them are vying to go. Okay. Well, you're smart because you're in with Jackie Schimmel. I was asked if Jackie wants a repeat. Well, she's best friends with Heather McMahon. Exactly. You manipulative bitch. Manipulative bitch. Exactly. Jackie knows a lot of people you'd probably want there. But yeah, it's- I love Britney.

So do I. Courtney Haynes, of course. She's on the short list. She's on the short list. Wait, so are you only bringing chumps? Only chumps. Oh my gosh, I love this. It's a chump. It's a chump reunion with wise. Now, Molly does have a soft spot, like a lot of you do, for Joey. I do. And he's always on her short list. She loves Joey. He's not on the short list. Oh no. I don't know. Did you see yesterday's TikTok? No. He's promoting someone else's lip mask. Oh.

and he said it's the absolute, by far, the best lip mask he's ever used. - He's lying. - Okay. - And he's officially out. - He's officially out, it's called Like a Gloss, it's from Wise Beauty, that's the single best lip mask. - Yeah. - I brought mine all the way here. - Thank you, boo. - I sleep with it every night. - He did, he brought it here. - That's why I'm hydrated, that's why I'm plump, that's why I'm gorgeous. - And now we have lip tints in four shades.

- I need some of that. - I know Monroe loves, you have to do the lip tints. - My 11 year old keeps sneaking in and trying to get it because she made the video when Molly sent us some stuff and so she thinks she's like automatically-- - Don't think I didn't take care of my Nicole. - Come on. - Come on girl. - She sent you stuff? - Yeah. - So we did a little video. - Your skin looks the same, have you used it?

I just hate you. Because everyone else is glowing. No, I have a glow. By the way, everybody is like, he's bullying you. I know. Tell him to stop. I'm like, he loves me. Stop it. Joey's big in the beauty brands. So messed up of him. He is gorgeous. But every day, it's like whoever's paying him. It's like every day he's representing another one.

I don't know. I don't know. So I will tell you though, I was thinking about you because everyone has skincare brands, right? Yours will never be as good as Molly's. Right. However, I did write up some names, I think, for some of your- For mine. Well, because Molly's is very personal. Like, for example, she and her husband are extremely rich, right? Right. So they named it like, oh, well, Scott, it totally makes sense. Extremely rich moisturizer because we're extremely rich. Show loaded. Show loaded.

And then my favorite ex, which is Enrique, you don't know. - I know about Enrique. - Yeah, it sounds like that was probably the best sex she's ever had. So she named the iPads after Enrique. - Right. - Overachiever. - She wants to kill you right now. - So you, I think, should personalize some of the products. - Oh, okay, what do you got? - Like Molly did. - Okay. - I have washed up face wash. - Nice. I actually don't hate that. You're making fun, I like that. - Over the hill anti-aging serum.

- Super thirsty moisturizer. - Dude, these are really good. You think that they're hurting my feelings. I love them. - Irrelevant exfoliant. - That one. That one hurts bad. - This one might hurt. - Okay. - Mystery woman mask. - I am the infamous mystery woman. - You put it on, you don't know who she is?

- Pick me eye patches. - Oh my god, did you come up with all these or was this you, Shane? - It was a group effort. - Wow. - Yeah, it was us. We did it this morning, like walking here. - Can I get that list? I'm using them. - Yes, I'll send it to you. - Can I just ask you one question? Why on Morning-- how do you always win the age game? - I don't know. - Are you rigged? - No, I'm just smart, okay? It's not hard. Think of a celebrity. How old are you?

Oh, is that the game you play on Morning Mashup? - Yeah. - I don't listen. - No, you don't. Why would you? - My kids and I listen every morning from, well, we did have a longer drive, now we don't have as much. - Yeah. It's the mystery woman mask that's doing it. - I hate to tell you this, but, and I don't wanna set you up for failure, but we were supposed to have Uba Hassan with Molly, right? So we were gonna do, today we're doing a Miss Jeff Lewis live competition.

But Uba's not here. - Wait, were you gonna boot me and bring Uba? 'Cause she couldn't come yesterday? - Well, you were kinda, yeah, you're my backup. - I'm Doug. I'm your female Doug. - You're Doug.

So, unfortunately, you have to compete against Molly today in the Miss Jeff Lewis Live, which we're going to be doing after the break. Great. Can't wait. Have you gotten your questions? Yeah, no one sent them to me before. I just got them downstairs. Thank you, Shane. I got nothing. Well, you were late. Molly was early. I was not late. You were late. I've been here since 6.30 a.m. Well, where were you? We couldn't find you. You didn't... Well, we also did... Look.

I hate everybody in this room. Except for you, Molly. So Molly was here early, so we gave her the questions and she just jotted down some answers. So after the second break, you are gonna be competing against Molly. I got it. That's fine. Okay. So cart guy, I'm moving on. I'm moving on. No, no, no, he's one of the best. I don't think you should. You think there's something there? Does he call you sweetheart?

No. Darling? Does he call you sweetheart? Yeah, but I think it's been years I've been going to him. I honestly think he handed out all these bananas to make me jealous. And he did. It worked. They all are the same size. Why are you acting like one is bigger? No, no, no. Look at Ken's banana. He wants you now. He's moved on. Well, I told the boys today, and not in a weird way, but because we're all staying together in the same room,

We've actually been very creative in regards, well, not in the same room, same suite. Okay, but what does that mean? What does that mean? What does that even mean? Two bedroom suite. We live together. So we live together. This feels weird, but okay. And so what's happening is I'm finding that we are much, and you have to admit it, guys, we are much more creative coming up with things and we're doing it on the fly. And I just told him today, I think you both should move in with me.

How do you both feel about that? Been there, done that. No. Went through COVID. Not going to do it again. You're good. You moved on. You're a big boy now. You'll save a lot of money on rent. Why are you shaking your head no? The new house is big. Not that big. Here, come here. Why? What's the reasoning?

I feel like I should have to explain myself. I don't want to live with my boss. Yeah, I mean, I get that, but I would live with you. Monroe might, you know. She loves her brothers. She does. Oh, yeah, and she really loves her sister. But that was inappropriate for her to ask you to bathe her. Annie, she asked? Yeah. She goes, will you bathe me? And Annie's like, oh, I don't think that's a good idea. But she loves Annie.

- I think that's nice. - How old is Monroe? - Eight. - Eight. - She could, I mean, yeah, my son does his own stuff. - No, the mother's room.

We did a tour of the mother's room today here. Here at SiriusXM. You know what that is, Molly? The mother's room? It's like a policy where companies have to have a place for like- You have a baby, you got a baby, nursing, have privacy. Okay. So it's a whole little lounge here, which we just toured. And they have everything. They have- There's a mini fridge. There's a sink. They have a little locker. There's so many things. So we have a mother's room in LA, which basically, but we don't have any pregnant ladies, right? And we have nobody with little kids.

So nobody's nursing and or pumping. So I'm just going to tell you, Nicole. You took it over, didn't you? No, but. That's a good idea. But no one should be in that room. No one. But you know what's in that room? We opened up the door and looked. What? Kleenex and lotion. What?

- Literally, literally. - They're jacking it in there. - No. - You think so? - For sure, Molly. - No, maybe it's 'cause your nipples get like a little like cracky when you're nursing. - Well, mine get cracky, but I'm not in there jacking off. - Do they get cracky from somebody sucking on them? - I don't like that sound. Stop it, Jameson.

So the mother's room, I guarantee in LA, is getting a lot more use than the one here. So there's no lotion and Kleenex here? There's everything. There's actually stuff for- That you would use. That mothers would want. Yeah, there's lockers. It was very nice. Oh my God, you know what we should put in there? Wise beauty. Just when you have your baby, you're going to have hyperpigmentation, so here you go. It's perfect product placement. We're going to do it. Don't put it in the LA one. No. No.

Because it won't be used as detergent. Extremely rich will be used differently. Speaking of which, you are going to do a discount code for the Chumps today, please. Yes, I am. Jeff.

Jeff. Which right now is 15% off everything. Everything, Molly. And you guys, we have our overachiever, our double masks. How pretty are they? They are pretty. So if Nicole would be underachiever. I would be the underachiever, correct. And look, we're doing the bandana bag. We got them back in. So we're actually going to sell them. These were our influencer bags, but we're selling them now with the, it's called the Banana Summer Set. It's $79. You get 12 of the under eye patches and bandana and the banana bag.

I'm obsessed. Wait, so you sell those banana bags now? They just, yes, they just got back. I didn't. They were our influencer gifts, but everybody went crazy, so we got them so we can sell them. And you can get them personalized? I got mine personalized, yeah. Wait, can you get it personalized through Wise Beauty?

No, but I can do it. I did one for Monroe. It's on its way. Aw, that's sweet. No, no, no. We already have it. We got it. Oh, you got it? Oh, good. And we went to Grandma and Grandpa's this weekend. Oh, great. And she took it. We put all our toiletries in there. It was perfect. Love. She loves it. So I did it for her. So my niece had her birthday. I did it all for her little friends. But it's really, it's cool. Did your daughter get the labubu? Love the labubu. I'm standing. Where am I? I'm in Sephora. I see this gorgeous woman. Got a Birkin.

Three libibus. I said to her, I go, are those libibus? And she didn't give me the time of day. And she was like, yes, they are. I'm like, thank you. Wow. How much are they again? It depends. If you're Molly, they're $300. I overpaid. You can get them. You have to buy it from a third party. So it's like $50 to $100.

$275. But Crystal has this whole, I mean, it's a very thought out, too much of a plan, but she goes to Spain. She goes different places to get a little bit of stuff. She brings empty suitcases. And then when Rob goes on a trip, he FaceTimes her from the Pop Mart stores. He's calling her. He's getting full of suitcases. It's a whole thing. Apparently. I'm interested in line three real quick. Dawn in New Jersey. What's up, Dawn?

Hi, Jeff. I just want to say that haven't you been through enough with HR already? Putting Shane and Keen in a bed together is a huge HR violation. You're making this gross, Dawn. Thank you, Dawn. It's just they're sleeping in the same bed, and I suggested they're huge. It doesn't matter. Dawn, they're wide beds. I said put a couple pillows in between. I can sleep. I mean, I'll sleep with anybody with the pillows in between. We know you'll sleep with anybody. Yeah. Yeah, we are quite clear. You're at the coffee cart. Coffee cart guy, come on. But.

But Dawn, you have to admit, I mean, Dorinda explained the suite. It's two stories with its own staircase and a terrace. You wouldn't put your employees in the same bed, Dawn? I would not. Well, we're different people, Dawn. Are you technically SiriusXM employees? No. Or this goes through you? They're Jeff Lewis productions employees. Yeah, so then SiriusXM would not be okay with that? They would be off the hook. Yeah, but Jeff Lewis, apparently, it's just fine. It's all kosher. Yeah, it's all good. Just get in line with all the other complaints. Exactly.

All right, so Dawn, you don't agree. Sorry. I don't agree. Here's the thing. We can agree to disagree, and I still love you. I still love you. Thank you for listening, but we're going to disagree on this. Okay. All right, love you. Lisa, New Jersey, line four. Hi, Lisa. Lisa, wake up. Hey, guys. Hey. Hey.

I just want to say hi, everybody. I love you all. You're my daily dose of normalcy because I'm crazy. But I want to tell you, Molly, I am a 60-year-old, young 60, grandma of one and a half. And I started to use your product because watching you on Jeff Lewis and then watching you on Instagram, you are so positive. You are unbelievably positive.

that I almost have every item you have. I love you so much. Can you tell my husband that? Yeah, right? Lisa, what has she got to be unhappy about?

That's true. But I want to tell you, my banana bag will be next because I just started my whole family after two weeks. My family said, what did you do? You look so different. Your skin is glowing. And I've never had that in 60 years. Really? I love you. DM me right now. I'm going to send you a little something extra. Oh, don't do that. You're going to open the door. All the chumps are going to DM you. No, they're all grifters. You don't understand. Jesus, take it.

Take it back, take it back, Davidson. - And if you need any more sample models to do anything on Instagram, you let me know. - I love it. - I would be happy to do it. - I love you, Lisa. - Thank you for calling. - Don't take anything. Modeling, products. - So I do want to, 'cause I've been getting DMs like, "Hey, I'm so excited that Wyze is in," congratulations, you're in Sephora now. - Sephora, yes. - Congratulations.

in the stores now? No, it's online right now. We launched on Tuesday online. It's in stores on June 13th. So if you're at the Grove, any of you, you're getting a little invite. We're having our big opening for White's. Okay, but here's the thing, chumps.

I'm sorry, Molly. Don't buy it at Sephora because, no, I'll tell you why. Don't buy it at Sephora. Buy it online to wisebeauty.com. Use code Jeff. You're going to pay far less than you would, sorry, Molly. You're going to pay far less than you would at Sephora. That makes no sense. Maybe by winning at Sephora for me. Screw this massive, massive moment in Molly's life. Maybe just one.

Just don't worry about her. Why would you do that? Jeff still wants the credit. No, 15% off. I literally was in Times Square when we were launching, and I went down the escalator. I was like, oh, it's the big boys. I mean, that's a big Sephora. I kind of got scared. I ran into Molly at the Delta One Lounge. I heard. And I said, because, you know, Hailey Bieber just sold. I said, Molly, you're going to be a billionaire. Will you leave your husband? Yes. No.

And my children. Just snap of the finger. Yep, you didn't have to think about that one. Nope. I think, how long do you think it's going to take? I say two to three years you're going to be a billionaire. Because it's an incredible product. Let's put it out in the universe. It's an incredible product. What happens to me when you sell a company? Do I come into the equation at all? Yes, you do. Okay.

Okay, and then, so look, you're doing the Father's Day sale, but here's the thing. I think the hack is, ladies...

Buy the bundle, but use the product yourself. Yes. Right? Because unless your husband's gay, which a lot of chumps, your husband's all gay. By the way, Stuber, though, had the eye patches on this morning, did the extremely rich cream, did the X-Pads. Brooks is even stealing my fucking pads now. Okay. I know. The pads are amazing. Okay, so the boys are using it. The boys are using it. It's good for getting off all the dead skin and making it even. The icky. You've got the exfoliating pads, the extremely rich moisturizer, the overachieving brightening eye mask. The bundle's worth $173.

but you can get it for 160, but with the Jeff discount. See, this is why you don't go to Sephora. With the Jeff discount, you can get it for 136. If you use code Jeff, you go to YSE. Is it whitesbeauty.com, right? YSEbeauty.com. YSEbeauty.com. Okay, this one says YSE.com, but okay. Order it by June 9th, and you'll get it by Father's Day. Yeah, great. Okay, great. You're welcome. All right, so, Nicole.

I was joking with you yesterday. A lot of people saying that I was bullying you. Yeah, but I love you. Bring it on. And I feel like I had some, did I have some compliments in there? I think you said I looked pretty with so much makeup on and that my tits looked enormous. Yes, that's a compliment. Yeah. Where's the bullying in that?

- I don't know, I mean, listen, if we went back and listened to the whole episode, I'm sure there was a good amount of things. - There was a few things. - A few things. - I mean, you know. - I mean, do you just read all of the beauty products that you, the names of my beauty products would be? - We're helping you launch a brand. - Okay, sorry. - Yeah. - We're helping you. - I mean, after the Hailey Bieber sale, I mean, you should get on that. - I should, I really should. I just don't know how many people would buy what I'm pitching. - I would buy it, I would buy it. - I would love.

How was your flight here? My flight was really good. I loved Delta One. I'd never taken it. Did you eat on the plane? I had some nuts. Okay. No, it's fine because you ate in the lounge. I ate in the lounge and I passed out. I was so tired. No, no. I know you think that I count your calories and I watch you eat and all that. But no, no, no. The thing is, I didn't eat either. So I ate in the lounge. The goal was to eat in the lounge, have the sushi, and then not have eat on the plane. So you did the same thing. I did the same thing.

- Oh no, who are you looking at? Why are you giving-- Annie. - Annie. - Annie. - Annie, did you-- - Did you dare eat? - She loved all the amenities. - But actually something really good came out of it. - So I ate like four rolls of sushi, a piece of pizza, and then all the desserts, and then once we got on the plane-- - I found a skinny in the dessert section.

- I love dessert. - We got olive oil, orange cake, chocolate cake, a fruit tart, and a cheesecake. - Okay. - This was pre-flight. - I was worried. This was pre-flight. So I was worried, 'cause then you hid it from me 'cause I was sleeping. - Yeah, so he fell asleep so I got my dinner.

Wait, did you wait? Did you put your hand over his mouth to see if he was breathing? I did make sure he was laying down. Did you have the beef or the pasta? Oh my gosh. I did the meatballs. Yeah, the meatballs. Yeah. The John and Vinny's meatballs. I only ate the meatballs though. It comes with shrimp and something else. I didn't eat those things. No. Okay, but then? Then I had cheesecake, a cookie. Okay.

- Why are you so skinny? - Oh, well here's the good part, 'cause I was worried about her. 'Cause I got in the car and I'm like, "Andy, you had dinner?" And I'm like, "We already ate in the lounge." But then you got sick and threw up. - I got sick, that was two days ago and I threw up like literally 30 times. - And so, all gone. - That's the good part. - Five pounds gone, skinny.

Can you give me whatever you have? Can I eat whatever you have so I can throw up 30 times? Do you think you got food poisoning or you just ate too much? No, it was because I had a migraine. Oh, we talked about the migraine. But it all worked out. It all worked out. She threw it all back up. Because goodbye. Bye-bye. I'm sure my husband would like that right now, right? So I can finish this dress this weekend. You look good. You're wearing something much more form-fitting today. What are you doing this weekend? I'm at a wedding and my husband was trying to help me pick out a dress.

And he was like, "Let's not go with anything too tight around the middle. That's not good for right now." - Oh, and she said she almost divorced him. - I was like crying. I'm like, "Is that a fact?" - You know what? - No. - When your cosmetic company sells for $12, you have to leave him. - I'm leaving him immediately. Divorce.com, I told you, they're already ready. They've got all my information.

But yeah, so, but we've been doing good this week-ish. - We've been eating so much, what are you talking about? - Yeah, where have you been eating? - Oh my God, I heard you went to Avro last night. - Yes. - It's my single favorite, I went to the Polo Bar, which is amazing, but Avro, like, neck and neck. - We were supposed to go Tuesday to Polo Bar, but we didn't-- - Don't tell Nicole. - Yeah, with me, but you canceled. Your schedule took a turn.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I really am the female Doug. I'm just on standby. I'm sorry. That's okay. It's fine. I was working on Andy's schedule. I understand. I get it. I totally get it. But we should have invited her last night. Why didn't we? I don't know. I guess we didn't want to. I don't need your pity invite. I had a lovely dinner last night that my husband made me. Aw. Aw.

Oh, to make up for the comments he made. Correct. But are you like, because gays do this too. What? If I feel like six, eight, whatever pounds, we start to wear really loose clothes and then we look bigger than we actually are. Correct. Yeah, like an oversized t-shirt or something. You think it's cute, but no, it makes you look bigger. Yeah, I do that. And just so you feel a little better, I closed my Weight Watchers deal yesterday. So, oh yeah. Wait a minute. Do you need to be like a certain amount bigger?

Like, do you have to, they need to be like, yes, you need to lose weight to be able to do a deal with them? You're right. They will fire you if you get too fat. It's kind of like. Did you really sign a deal? Yeah, it's done. Closed. I guess. Can I hop on that? Can I be one of, because apparently I need to lose a few LBs. Yeah. So you didn't have the zucchini chips last night at Alvaro? I did not. I love those. You didn't? How many points do you think those are? You didn't have the Alvaro chips? I didn't have the chips today. And they bought me three birthday cakes. Oh.

So the first one came through and we sang happy birthday. And I said, did you make a wish? What did you say? I was like, no, I always forget. What?

That's your moment. She had two more chances. They kept bringing shit out. They literally kept bringing like lit candles. Were you drunk? Oh no, no. They loved Annie. Those guys loved Annie. Then they brought her another dessert with another candle. We sang again. And I said, this time, Annie, I said, Annie, this time you got to come up with a wish. And you did. Yeah, I did. And then the third time they came out again with a

another dessert and another candle. - Someone was trying to get a piece. - No seriously, when I got up from the table, this guy was like, "Can I walk you where you're going?" I was like, "Sure." He walked me to the bathroom. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, now that's a little creepy. Wait a minute, were you into any of them? Like were any of them good looking? - No. I mean they were like fugly, but.

No, they weren't fugly. They weren't fugly. They're just like old. Old. Okay. Oh, I didn't want to ask. Old dick needs love too. You know what? But I was talking about this with Andy. Dicks don't age. I don't think so. I don't know about that. I don't think dicks age. They look the same whether you're 60 or 40, 30. Do you have your glasses on? Oh.

- Well, I have to tell you, when you use the extremely rich moisturizer. - There you go. The dick still looks good, the ass starts to get a little grandpa-y. - That's true. - Right? - That is true. - My dick still looks okay. The ass not so much. - Stuber lost seven pounds. - Really? - Did he close with a weight watchers deal too? - I don't think so. - Okay. - What's he doing? - He's going to the gym. He doesn't like to work out. - Okay, so he's going to the gym and he's doing cardio. He lost seven pounds? - That's a lot. - He looks good.

He was in a suit last night at the play. We went to see Goodnight. He's a handsome man, your husband. He was handsome. Yeah, it's a shame you have to leave him. I mean, were you tempted to leave him for George Clooney? Actually, he's taken. George was great last night. We got to hang out with him backstage. That was a great play, I have to say. Of course you did. Of course you did. Again, thanks for the invite. Wait, what's your goal? What's your goal amount of weight that you want to lose?

Yeah, it's like 10, 12, 13. You do not need to lose 10. 10 to 13. Molly. Four pounds. You understand this better than anyone. There is what you look like in clothes and there's what you look like naked. And it's a big differential. So, I mean, realistic. If I want to feel like really great,

13 pounds. Because when I got my colonoscopy, I looked so good naked that day. But it lasted six hours because then I ate again. That's why I love a good stomach bug. I love a good stomach bug too. It feels like a refresh. I really do. I really do. I'm not going to lie.

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All right, Nicole. Yes. Molly, it is time. We are going to play. This is a brand new game. It's called Miss Jeff Lewis Live. Molly, you are an accomplished model, actress, producer, entrepreneur, mother, and gay icon. Nicole, you're a washed up morning radio host with botched Botox and a lazy eye. Today, these two women will compete head to head for the title of Miss Jeff Lewis Live. It's a battle of brains, confidence, and composure. And only one will take the crown.

What I'm going to do, let's begin. Nicole, I'm going to start with you. I'm going to ask you a question, and then I will ask Molly the same question. Can you let the audience know that I just received this piece of paper and Molly had some time to think about it? Molly only had about 30 minutes, but okay, we will go. Fine. Okay, cool. I'm ready. Nicole, what's the bravest thing you've ever done? Push out a baby. Okay. Molly, what's the bravest thing you've ever done?

I think speaking out against something that I knew was wrong. Deep down, I knew it, even though I was really scared. Bravery is doing the right thing, despite discomfort. Wow. Whoa. Very thoughtful. Jameson, don't laugh at me. That was great, Molly. It was a great answer. Nicole, what does feminism mean to you? Being a badass bitch. Okay. Okay.

I agree, but I also think it means advocating for equality, freedom of choice for all genders, creating a world where everyone thrives and they feel seen and they feel heard. This is annoying. Wow. That was special. That was a very intelligent answer. It was moving. Thank you, Molly. Nicole, what keeps you motivated? Booze. Sorry.

Where's the line? I do agree with that. Okay. I do. I do. But knowing that my efforts can feel seen and heard or inspired that keeps people going, purpose fuels perseverance. And that is my absolute, I believe in that. Purpose fuels perseverance. Wow. That was thought-provoking. Yeah. Absolutely.

Nicole, what would you do with one extra hour each day? Sleep. I'm not lying. You would too. No. Molly, what would you do with one extra hour per day? I'd invest in self-reflection. Honestly, I would. Journaling, meditating, reading, quiet time makes me a better person. Sleeping does as well. Okay, thanks, Molly. I love your support. That was incredible, Molly. Nicole, what would you do with one extra hour each day?

What is the most important issue facing young women today, and how would you address it? Jeff Lewis. Put a sock in his mouth. Okay, Nicole. Nicole, can you just try? Okay, okay, okay. Can you just try? I don't know. You're just phoning it in. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, I would say social media. I never feel good enough. I never feel pretty enough. I never feel skinny enough. Why? Because...

Did you? I agree. Unrealistic beauty standards, you know, perpetuated through social media, advocating for media literacy in programs and schools, supporting campaigns that celebrate diverse and authentic representation. Have you ever done a pageant? Molly, that's incredible. Have you ever done like a pageant before? I have. Okay. I was Miss Calloway County. Of course you were. Of course you were. And somebody showed up today. Thank you, Molly. Thank you.

Nicole. What? If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would it be and why? All right, don't make fun of me. Elvis? Because I need to know if he actually died taking a shit on the toilet while eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich. I've always wondered if that's... No? I think he did. Don't you wonder if that really happened? But then sometimes people say it's not real. Okay, that's my answer.

Don't crack your face at me. Okay. Eleanor Roosevelt. That's who I would have done it with. Advocating for human rights. Yeah. And her role in reshaping the first leader's position and being a true political partner every step of the way. Eleanor. Wow. That was, I mean, I'm sorry. That was incredible, Lily. Wow. Little old Lenny. Lenny Rose. Nicole, any time you want to try...

How would you use the Miss Jeff Lewis Live platform to make a difference in your community? I would... Oh, this is hard. I would... Okay, yeah. I would probably try to get them all to follow me. I would start vlogging like Annie. I would get them all over. I'd share all of my millions that I make with them. I don't know. Final answer? Final answer. Jesus. Molly? I would have...

I would use my platform to champion mental health awareness. I would partner with local schools and organizations and communities to normalize seeking help and prioritizing well-being. God, Molly. That really will do a lot. Thank you. I think I lost. Wow. All right, Nicole, last question. Social media has a big influence on self-image. Do you think it's more harmful or helpful? Please explain.

I want everybody's lives that I follow. I want everyone's lives but mine. Quite literally. They make me feel poor. They make me feel... After listening to this, I agree. Okay. Right? See? But it could be harmful and it could be helpful because you're using your platforms to support communities, to support different platforms, to, you know, absolutely just...

The key is to teach a healthy mindset within social media. Yeah, I don't know if that exists. Well, Molly, I absolutely agree with you, Molly. I absolutely agree. Okay, so we're going to vote, everyone. We've got Shane, we have Kian, we have Annie, myself, Kate, please, and then Jameson. Who would you crown Miss Jeff Lewis Live? Kate? I'm sorry, it's got to go to Molly. Okay. Thank you, Kate. Okay.

We've got one vote for Molly. You did great, though. Thank you so much. I have to agree. I mean, your answers were very thoughtful, very intelligent, very exceptional. Kian Zami, 30 minutes. Yeah, thanks. Kian?

Yeah, Molly. Sorry, Nicole. Thanks. No, it's fine. I mean, yeah, she had a little heads up on me, but whatever. It's just 30 minutes, though. I vote for Molly. I was, like, so inspired. Thank you. Thank you so much. I love you so much. Not just inspired. Love you, girl. I love you, girl. Like, so inspired. Wow. Jameson? Jameson. Nicole, I'm sorry you got hit by a car, but I'm going to be honest.

You should have used that. You should have put it in the answer. Yeah. You should have used it. I mean, I felt caught off guard. I almost died. I have to say, I'm sorry. Molly, your answers were moving. They were inspiring. They were intelligent. They were thought-provoking. They were incredibly eye-opening. I'm so in awe right now. I have to give you my vote. Molly, you are Miss Jeff Lewis Live! Nice. Congratulations. Do I get a consolation prize? No. Okay.

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