Molly Sims, Jackie Schimmel, & Britney Haynes: Influencing & Octopuses
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Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Molly Sims, Jackie Schimmel, and Brittany Haynes join the show from Cabo. We talk about international weight, octopuses' feelings, and private plane bathrooms. Welcome to the show, Molly Sims. Thank you, Jackie Schimmel. I'm great. How are you? Jeff has gone missing. He's left us, so you're just going to host the show with him. Yeah, I'm going to hijack the show as it should have been from the beginning. Exactly. I've been campaigning for this. How's everyone doing? Good.

We're good. We've been here. We've been kicking. Yeah, we've been here for an hour. Feeling fresh? Your outfit is incredible. Zero.

Zara. It's so good. I'm so excited to name drop that. Wow. Zara, everybody. She shops at the Beverly Center. I was actually at the Topanga Mall, which I love very much. They've done a relaunch and it's good, guys. At the Topanga? Yes. The Topanga Mall. They have Katsuya. They do have Katsuya. And they have like the Zara Studio Collection. Really? Oh, yeah. It's great. But it's like a war zone in there. Have you been to the... We had her on Lipstick on the Rim. Have you been to the outlets in the city?

Okay. We were talking, I literally was talking about the outlets with like 14 people last night. I was like, get this bitch, put her back at her hotel room. My shirt's from the outlet. I love the outlet. From the Reese outlet. I love the outlet. I haven't been in a while. I haven't, no. But we need to do a power loop. We should just go.

On a random Tuesday, some days I just wake up and I'm like feeling the desert in my soul and I will get in the car at like 7 a.m. and drive to the Cabazon outlets in the desert, do an infinity loop with a Wetzel's pretzels and then go home. And you will crush. Crush.

And I am like throwing people to the ground looking for clothes. On their side of the table, they were talking, they went deep with like Crystal and like her fear of losing money and like her therapy and da-da-da. Yeah, I can't relate. And I was like, bitch, we're talking about the outlets. No, can't relate. I want to bleed my bank accounts dry on a Tuesday at the Cabazon outlets just to feel something alive. Oh, Jeff decided to come back. Oh, that's... What are you doing here? Oh, hey.

Oh, hey. Welcome to Jackie Schimel is on Hinge. Thank you for being with us.

No idea what I just went through. What happened? Okay, so there's two individual stalls in the restaurant bathroom, but there's people camped out in there. What do you mean? Here's the thing, Jackie. If you're doing anything more than urinating, go back to your fucking room. They're both camped out in there. I had to run down the hall. I went to the Nobu Residence's sales office. Then I'm like, because it was an emergency, I'm like, can I please use your restroom? Why don't you just go to your room? Because I would have to wait for the elevator to go up one, but it's all good. I went.

Oh, I'm so sorry. She enjoyed the show for you. Don't worry. Oh, thank you, Jackie. You're so welcome. Thank you for taking over. Um, let me ask you this because I was talking to one of the hot influencers last night and um, she told me I was like complaining cause I've gained a little weight. What? You have not. You have not. What?

Thank you. Thank you so much. Did I mention Wise Beauty, Code Jeff? Jeff 20. Not Code Jeff. The code is Jeff 20. Jeff 20. Code Jeff 20. You're a terrible influencer. Literally. I know. This is his first trip. No, it shows.

I'm green. I'm a little green. By the way, when I was trying to go to bed last night, you're like, don't forget, use the product and remember the names. I'm like, bitch, this isn't my first rodeo. Granted, I was kicked off the first one, but I know what I'm doing. I asked Jackie last night, I was like, have you ever been on one of these trips? And she goes, well, it's a somber story. I want to get to that. But first, I want to tell you what the hot influencer said to me. So I'm a little worried about the weight gain and I was telling her about it. She goes, no, no, no, no. She goes, the scale in your room is inaccurate.

It's Mexican weight. What do you mean? We don't know. We don't ask follow up questions. But it makes sense to me. Yeah. It's Mexican weight. It's not accurate. Yeah. Because I guess Mexican weight's different. The air pressure. Currency. I don't know. You can't weigh yourself when you get off a plane. We're closer to the equator. It's all different. That's so true. I hate a scale. Yeah. Me too. I've weighed myself like three times since I've been here. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. It's obsessive. Jackie too, right?

Well, you told me last night you were going to lose six pounds, but what did you say? But I don't want to change my lifestyle or do anything. Just a wish. Just a hope and a dream. It's a wish fulfillment. Yeah. Oh, Bill in Massachusetts. Look at that. He has a Labubu horror story. Oh, no. Oh, Lord. We got to get Crystal back. That's all we talked about. What's up, Bill? What's up?

Hey, so you have to be really, really careful. My friend Julie ordered offline and literally it was a box of spiders. So, la boo-hoo, la foo-foo. Just be as careful as you can. Love you all. Which was at TrumpCon. 2026.

We were talking about TrumpCon 2026. Oh, you were? No, we were. When? Yesterday. On the plane? For two and a half hours on the plane? On the plane? I can't escape it. It was all we talked about. Oh, no. Did I talk about it? Are you kidding? Are you on drugs? What are we going to do for 2026?

I had a lot of margaritas. I just don't remember. That's true. I started with the Bloody Mary also. You're lucky. But that cute flight attendant was making the best light, light, light, fresh margaritas. Beautiful. Right? Yeah, they were nice. And I love when you don't have to ask for another drink because then you feel good. They just bring it to you. Right. I feel less guilty. And then it doesn't draw attention to how many drinks you're drinking. They just place it. Yes. Thank you. What did he do that was... He did margarita mix and soda and...

He just like watered down your margarita with soda. Oh, thanks, Bill, by the way. So I guess we need to open our labubus outside if they have spiders. I mean, that's crazy. It's dangerous. Hey, so what, I know that you're kind of a seasoned content creator or whatever. So right. You've been here before, right? I have not been here, but I was at the Nobu in Malibu. That's where I did my last influencer retreat. First and last. So what exactly happened?

Well, it's a harrowing tale, Molly. I arrived at the Nobu in Malibu. I was very excited. Which is so beautiful. It was gorgeous. They shut down the whole hotel for us. I'm like, wait, I get to go like stay 10 minutes from my house in a beautiful room, have gorgeous meals like with a couple of my friends and a bunch of randos and have the time of my life like sign me up. So I didn't realize it at the time, but I was definitely excited.

I was hired, if you'd want to say that, to get other people there. So it wasn't really like they wanted me there. They just wanted me to be like the Heidi Fleiss of getting other, more important people there. We're brokers. We're brokers. We're whores and brokers. Yeah. So I'm...

I figured it out. I'm like, okay, if Jackie goes, then maybe we could get Heather McMahon. Maybe we get Morgan Stewart. Maybe we get Stassi, you know? So I like brought a crew, but then I was like shoved in the broom closet and they all had these like ocean front suites. And I was like, okay, I get the politics here, which is fine. Like here for the meals. Your room is great here. It's gorgeous. Thank you. No, we've had a, you're not in the room. No, not at all. It's been a real full circle moment. So I just didn't understand, um,

like the lay of the land of these trips. You know, like I didn't understand what the assignment was exactly. So I get there and I'm like, what are we having cocktails? And I see the ring lights go up. I see all the girls on the beach, hawking the products, you know, in their little branded sweatsuits, frolicking in the water. And I was just, they brought photographers. I've never been on an influencer trip. This is the only one and I'm hosting. This is like, I've never been invited to. Oh really? This is,

This is so much fun. This is like a totally different thing. Back then, it was business, photo shoots, ring lights, makeup artists, fans on the beach. I'm like, what the hell is going on? So...

The first meal we're at Nobu, they have all this beautiful food, open bar, omakase, whatever. None of these bitches are eating. Okay. And none of these bitches are drinking and they're pretending, they're pretending to eat and they're pretending to drink. They're doing the photos and the ring lights. And I was just like, what the fuck is going on? We've already done our thing. Can we like let our hair down and have fun?

And I said something to the degree on Instagram, maybe a slow pan of all the girls. And they all hated me. It was like 15 minutes in. Everybody hated me. I made a plastic straw joke about the turtles. And I was dead to them. People love those. It was like a very sensitive. The turtles were hot back then. Oh, yeah. We didn't talk about the single-use plastics. It's a different time now. So they already hated me. Then I said something about, I was like, look at these fucking sluts. I called them.

And you posted that? I'm talking shit about the girls on the trip. And then Heather McMahon, who is one of my best friends, I posted a photo of her and I'm like, and this fucking whore, like something like that. And three hours into the trip, deleted off Instagram. For three months, Molly. Shut up. Her whole account gone. My whole account gone.

And I didn't even realize, but the girls are like out of pity. We're like, oh my God, we should follow each other. What's your username? And I'm like, at Jackie Schimmel. And they're like, we can't find you. And I'm like, look harder. And they're like, no. And I was like, hmm, that's funny. And then I was just down. So then I could really have a great time.

It was awesome. Wow. That was a great investment in you. So you couldn't post anything? No, not a damn thing. Just there for fun and charisma. Did they ever drink and eat? Not really. I mean, the girls that I was hanging out with did, but it was... Man, that is odd. Jackie, what floor are you on? Three. Me too. Three? Yeah.

I think I'm on the assisted living floor. I'm like, I'm on four. It is so, it's like a morgue up there. It's real quiet. Quiet's good. Did you put me up there on purpose? I'm on four. That's for the grownups. Yeah. Oh, it's for mom and dad? Yeah. Yeah, because you know the party floor is two. No. Are they all on two? Yeah. Are they really? All your hot girls are on two. All the hot girls, all the parties. Zach, everyone is on two. Zach is down. Because they don't want me to go. He is down. I can see it in his eyes. Yeah.

When I left the table, they were like, oh, we're only going to be a few more minutes. I'm like, yeah, bitches. Yeah. They tell mom. They're like, mom. Oh, we were open up. Mom's going to bed. I don't want to say anything to Scott, but I had nothing to do with it, but they were open up bottles of wine. Were they really? Scott's going to see that at his Amex. Keep your shit together. My HR was like, be careful. Really? Yeah, of course. You have HR? I do. Oh, I love that. What happened to you?

Of course I have to have Sharon Beckman, Human Resources. I love her. I heard your offices are beautiful in Brentwood. In Brentwood. But you got HR. I have HR. Not but, like yes. Yeah, I have to. It's like legal. I also heard you have slander insurance.

I do have slander insurance. I didn't even know that's a thing. Jackie, you and I, do you have it? Yes, send me the inbox. You need a big old umbrella policy. We're both you. Well, because in case you didn't know. I need slander insurance. Jeff, who's the HR department at your company? Shout out Shane. Yeah, is it Shane? Is Shane or you HR basically? No, Jeff's attorney kind of does all of our HR. I feel like Monroe is HR. She does write up. Annie called me a bitch the other day, and then Monroe said, Daddy, you should write her up. Oh.

Nice. Yeah. So I think Monroe is like future HR. Yeah. She's the HR intern. She didn't, she turned her in for not doing a good job. She likes, loves to write people up. It's her favorite thing. Love that. She, she keeps notes. And she really pushes me to do it. Like she won't like let it go. She's like, are you going to write her up for that dad? You're going to write her up. I'm like, yeah. And then she'll actually like bring the paper and like make me write them up. And then she wants to read it to them.

Rightfully so. No, I love that for her. She's doing her job. My kids do that. My kids will tell on each other. Aren't you going to get him in trouble? Aren't you the mom? My brothers, we used to rat each other out all the time. But then the problem is that when we didn't rat each other out, then they would think that I ratted them out. Like my brother with his party, still to this day, it's been 30 years, still thinks I ratted him out for having a party. I did not. It was Carmen and Maria.

My brother thought I ratted him out. He was peeing on the fucking garage without the garage door being open. I'm like, I did not rat you out. There's a hundred people in the house. Yeah. And there's pee on the wall. And there's pee on the garage wall. Oh, wow. Todd, I did not rat you out. But does Todd still think you ratted him out? He still thinks to this day I ratted him out to mom and dad. He got grounded for two months. Just for fun, Jackie, you should just bring it up in front of my brother. He gets so mad. I will. 30 fucking years ago. That's crazy. I think it's more than that.

Let it go, Todd. Let it go. Todd's got to let it go. All right. I can't see all of these. Oh, line five. Missing Connecticut. Hi, Misty. Hey, Jeff. How are you? Good. Thank you. Hey, Jeff. Hey. Yeah. Big fan. Love your show. I have a quick question for Molly. Can you recommend one of your products to reduce the appearance of rosacea?

Yeah, I would probably do the Skin Glow SPF primer because it has a little bit of a blurring property. It brightens, but it's good for sensitive skin. I would do that or the extremely rich moisturizer because it's hydrating, it's reparative, it's nourishing. But the Skin Glow, you kind of get a little bit of both and you get your SPF. Oh, okay, great. Thank you so much. Make sure to use Coach F20, though. You don't want to pay retail.

Sorry, Molly. Okay, great. You could if you wanted to. Thank you for calling Missy. And I don't want to drag Molly, but she drags me all day long. Did you notice that when our plane landed, Molly... And I was like, is this your fucking first flight, Molly? There was a clap. That was Molly. I know. And then I joined in. I didn't know

I was like, yay. Good job. Not the group thing. I'm liking everybody. Why would you clap? Because we landed. I'm like a little bit of a fear of flying. I have to step on the foot with my right hand, kiss it with my right. It's like a whole suit. Yeah, it's weird. You never notice it because I've never said anything. But you have to clap. But then I clap because we landed and I'm like, we're here. Yay. I'm like, I didn't die. Cabo or bust. Cabo.

I was like, yeah, because I mean, I look at you as kind of a cool girl. But I mean, until you did that. Right, Jackie? Did you think of her differently? Well, you know what's even weirder is that I just did it with her. I immediately started clapping. So I'm like, hey.

Jackie, after hearing the La Boo Boo theme song, do you think Wise Beauty needs a theme song? We need a theme song. Yes, and I think I should probably sing it for you. Oh. This is my second. This is my follow-up single. By the way, Molly hasn't heard your single. Hey, Jameson, can you pull that up, please? Oh, God. You have a single? Oh. It was like number one on iTunes for like five minutes. A day and a half. Wait till you hear it. It's good. It's really good, Molly.

Slow build. This is my nightmare. Slow build. Take your time, Jameson. Sorry, it is a slow build. Bitch, I'm on vacation. Don't ask for my location. You peaked at graduation. No, I don't do the fake shit. I bask in altercation. So better and take it. Yeah. I know. So what if I want to slap a stranger? Crash into a Karen in the...

She's a talent. Wait, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This shit is a banger.

So what if I'm a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitchy? Maybe I'm a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Wow, Molly is a great voice. Okay, let's not get crazy here. Molly is in awe right now. I am in awe. It was a joke, but then I started taking it very seriously. And there is some lost footage that I will delight you all with later where my husband put auto-tune, like severe auto-tune on my mic and like the headphones. So I was like, hey, Andrew. Is that like face-tune auto-tune?

Kind of, but for the voice. So I was like, I sound amazing. And then I was like, Andrew, let me, I would like to do some background vocals. He's like, no, that's okay. Like we're good. And I was like, run the track, bitch. This is like during COVID. And I'm like, oh, yeah.

I think I sound so good. And then I got cocky and I put the camera on. I was like, this is going to be great content. I'll just like showcase my vocals. And then I listened back to the raw vocal, not the auto-tuned version I was hearing. And I sounded like I was dying, like a dying animal. And I thought I was just killing it. But that sounded great. I know. You know, production. Do you remember the gay flight attendant's name? It's bothering me. Francis? No. Arnold? We thought it was with a C. Colin? Colin?

I think it's something like that, like a Connor, Colin. I'm probably totally wrong. I just want to, when we get back on, I just want to make, hey, you know, I know his name. Yeah. Hey, gay.

That's nice. Yeah. No, I didn't want to do that. No, I do want to talk about Brittany Haynes for a second because we'll drag her the second hour. Oh, okay. Great. But apparently you wanted to enjoy the octopus and then what happened last night? Oh my God. So you were there when she did this? Yeah. Okay. What happened? Go ahead. Okay. The octopus hits the table. Gorgeous presentation. Explain the presentation. Oh my God. It was insane. Was it like a...

A mini grill Yes It was like a mini grill But then it had like A little like Like olives Like a tapenade Tapenade Yes Mahamara Mahamara Fabulous Okay In theory But then Wah wah Brittany Haynes I

To be fair, I said something to the degree of like people, you know, octopus is really polarizing. But then I had grabbed a tentacle, so I was ready to eat. Me and Shane were challenged. Okay. I like knife and fork in hand, like about to put it in my mouth. Yeah. Tentacle just trickling on the tongue. And Brittany goes, yeah, what was that documentary? The octopus teacher, you know, they have feelings or something like. She's like, they really experience complex emotions. At the top we don't

She was humanizing the tentacle and I was like, finish it. No. And then the vegan girl next to us, I was like, don't make me feel bad. There's the most beautiful food I've ever seen in my life on my plate. Wait, did you tell Jeff about what the waiter said to us? No. Oh, yes, I heard. When he brought over like the, there was like crispy rice with tartar on top and he sets it down in front of us and he looks at me and Jackie only and goes, there's one per person. Yeah.

They were eating on that side of the table. They were eating. Hey, I know. We were sitting with a sweet Lynn who's vegan, who wasn't eating anything. So it worked out really great for us. Oh, wait. Lynn's food. Yes. Oh, I want to sit next to Lynn tonight then. Yeah, yeah. Sweet Lynn. Sweet Lynn. Love her. Love. She was my... Oh, you know what she said to me? So I had a wonderful time with Lynn. I was sitting next to her on the plane. We had lots of conversations. I know about her kids, her grandkids, everything. She goes, you know...

you are very nice. You are not at all arrogant. And I'm like, I just want to be like, and finish the sentence. Like I thought, like everyone says, like I saw, like I read, you know what I mean? Like, and I was like, oh, thank you, Lynn. I mean, I know she was so sweet. I know it was a compliment, but clearly she had some preconceived notions. Yeah. When you went to the bathroom, I was whispering in her ear. When I was at Chum Con, I had a couple of people go, like a lot of people go, I'm like, oh my God, you're so much prettier in person. I'm like, well, what do I look like?

In photos. Now, it's hard to find the flush button on your plane in the bathroom. Did you have a hard time? Yeah. Couldn't find it. It was in the light switch. It was in the light switch. Oh, I think, yeah. You just left it? You did not. Yuck. Why are you laughing?

Somebody's laughing back there. Ew. Is that Ty? Ty, you didn't flush it either. Ew. Ew. We couldn't find the button. I know. I looked everywhere. You didn't because it was there. Right there. You didn't look everywhere. We did look everywhere. I looked everywhere too. Oh my God. I was opening. I thought I was going to fall out that plane. Ew.

I mean, why do they make the buttons so hard to find? I don't know. It's literally not. It's like light on, light off. It's right there. Flush toilet. There are three options. No, it was very difficult to find. Agree. You need glasses, too, because the buttons are so tiny. Yeah. It was like lights and this and that and fans. Storage. Yeah. Okay, good. I'm sorry. I'm going to stick you back on American Airlines. Yeah, right? Oh, and then when I land. It's so fast.

I didn't even notice I collapsed. Chris in Wisconsin, line three. Hey, Chris. Hi, you guys. I love this combo. Hey, I love you, this combo, so much. I wanted to ask about my beauty. I'm actually going to be there tomorrow. So I thought I'd see if I could come. Are we doing a pop-up shop, too, or something? Oh, you want some free product, Chris, huh? Is that why you're calling? Well, I mean, I'll buy it if I have to. I didn't get to do my bike last week, so I thought maybe. Were you at Chum Con?

No, I didn't get to go. Oh. But we like, my friends and I, we like our beauty products. You've got to try this. You've got to try this product.

If people want to just get like a starter pack, right? Before they invest in all the 19 product line. Can I tell you my favorite? Yes. Because I tried everything last night and everything is amazing. These eye masks are to die for, to die for, to die for. And the, what's in the gold? The wide awake. The wand. The brightening eye cream. Wearing it now. I did the lip mask last night. I did the rich cream. Extremely rich. Extremely rich to die for with the pads. Did you name that after you?

Yes. After Scott. After Scott. That's so nice to David after your husband. I love that. Not after Enrique.

To answer Chris's question, no, there are no public events here. No. But we got to send her something. We got to. Chris, will you DM me? It's at Molly B Sims and I'll send you some product. You could also stay on the line and Jameson can get your DM and then maybe one of your hot girl team. So hot. Right. So gorgeous. So if you want to just to start, you don't have to buy it. You could also just do like the roadies. There's like the little packable minis. I am in PM routine. We call them the roadies.

Oh, nice. Thank you. Thank you. Starter pack. Thank you so much for calling, Chris, but stay on the line. Jameson, can you get her email, please? And then make sure you use Jeff20 for the code. Yes, when you decide to go back and buy. Okay. And you will. I think once people try it, they'll keep buying it. But we're going to send her stuff. All right. Thank you for calling.

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Brittany Haynes has joined us. Welcome, Brittany. Thank you. Excited to be here. Do you want to talk about the octopus documentary? Did you actually watch it? It's beautiful. It's moving. It's emotional. It's delicious. It's... No, it's actually... Did you watch it? No. Do you know anything about it? No. Okay, long story short, this guy goes every single day diving and he like...

goes to the same spot where this octopus lives and they become like real friends. Okay. I heard about this. And they are like, they have like a real like connection. Like the octopus, like, like looks for him and it's like, Oh,

My friend's here. He has a friendship with the octopus? He has a friendship with him. And the octopus will go on his arm for comfort. And then I guess an octopus will die after it gives birth. And so ultimately, the octopus sacrifices for their baby. And so the octopus died. And he was super sad. Jameson? It's probably what you ate. That's crazy. You know what to do, Jameson. It's crazy.

It was such a good documentary. It's on Netflix. Don't watch it. I bet I'd cry. Did you cry? Yes. I made my kids watch it too. I also watched this documentary. It is very touching and it's really fascinating to see this man connect. They are highly intelligent and they also are delicious. Do you eat octopus, Jamison? Absolutely. Two things can be true. Two things can be true. No, I don't think I want to eat octopus anymore. I don't either. I don't think I want to watch the documentary.

I mean, you're going to have to make this concession for a lot of things. So like pigs are really smart too. Do you like bacon? I love bacon. Very intelligent animals. Is there a documentary about that? I don't think Jameson. It's an adult film and it involves. Not that I know of. What else is smart? Dolphins. Dolphins are very smart. I don't. Are cows smart?

I don't know. Probably not. You know what aren't smart? What? Most of my employees. Why would you say that?

Shane is right here. Not Shane. He's doing a remote broadcast. I just thought about it. When you were talking about smart versus, yeah. Kian's on time to work today. That's good. That was amazing. Yeah. He was actually. Sometimes when we're away, he is a little. Are you on the party floor, Brittany? I'm not. I am on the third floor. I'm on what, what would we call ourselves? The mid tier. We're not quite. Purgatory. Because we're dead on floor. Mom and dad, mom and dad are on.

Yeah. We're on four. We're on four. We're right in the mid-layer. What's your room number, Molly? I don't know. You don't even know? I don't even know. It's so funny. I forgot mine too, but I remembered. Okay, it's like two doors down from the elevator. So I fortunately... That's what I do. Yeah. Like how far am I over? That's what I do. I count the doors. Me too. Don't even know the room number. That's so weird. I don't know my room number either. I can't remember it. And every time that I go get a coffee or something, they ask my room number and I just give it my best shot. But I'm like...

If it doesn't hit, that's okay too. I mean, yeah, you know, no, you know how many pesos you have, right? Did you hear? No. Okay. So Molly, well actually Scott was generous enough to give us a $400 per DM, but that's a lot of fucking pesos. That's a lot. It is $7,844 and 91 cents. I did the conversion as if we didn't get enough.

Now we get the additional peso stipend. Yes. And how many products did you have in your bathroom? Oh my gosh. Tons of products. Like a year's supply. Obsessed. A year's supply of products plus all the goods. I'm wearing the cashmere wrap right now. Gorgeous. That's my favorite. I had that wrap. Wait, I didn't get a cashmere wrap. Oh, I'm sorry. That must have been like a mid-level thing. But...

Sorry about that. We don't get cashmere wraps on four. Sorry about that for you. I got a walker. They actually, they messaged me too because they have a code. It's YSE20. This is the travel cashmere wrap. It's White and Warren. So I've had the wrap for, I wanted to kind of do my favorite thing. Pull up your mic again. I wanted to kind of do my favorite things for you guys. I've had that wrap for 10 years from White and Warren and I have taken it everywhere. I didn't even get one. My same one. I love it.

Because you were on the wrong floor. I was on the wrong floor. We got a problem here. We got to talk to your team. Nikki, New Jersey, line two. Hey, Nikki, what's going on? Hi, Jeff. Hi, Molly. Hi. I ordered the two sets of the pads and the...

the exfoliating pads and the INS and I put in Jeff 20 and I did not get the 20% discount off. So what do I do? Okay. So here's what you're going to do. You're going to D for customer service, ask for L, give him your name. I'm going to write it down right now. Nikki, what's your last name? Jeff 20, not because he says code 20.

It's Jeff 20. I just put Jeff 20. No, I didn't put Goat. I just put Jeff and 20. So Jeff 20. Okay. It just worked for me. Two zero. Two zero. Maybe it's working now, but now she needs to get her 20% off. So you have to do customer service. Apparently, she's got great customer service. And they're so pretty. Most importantly. Nikki, what's your last name? For sure.

Nikki, we need your social security number, please. No, you're not getting that. Bank account. Knock it off, Jeff. You're not getting that. I'm not that dumb. Nikki, what's your last name? Z as in zebra, U-L-A-W-S-K-I.

All right. She's going to text her girls right now. The girls are on it. The gals will get it done. The gals will get it done. Jameson, will you make sure and get her information? Sure thing. Yeah, no problem. So I can give her 20% back. Thank you so much for your call. Thank you, Nikki. Okay. Ellen in Florida, line three. Hi, Ellen. Is your code working? Yeah.

Hi, I actually bought this stuff last time Molly was on, so I'm really excited that she's back so I can use the code again. But I was wondering, for the eye patches, do they only come in a certain quantity or

So today we launched the jumbo pack. So it's 12 sets, two colors in a box, or you can get six for 36. So it's 12 sets, two colors in a box. It's in our new bandana colors to match our new lip tint. So we're doing two drops today, our like a gloss lip tint and our overachiever brightening eye masks. And you can get 12 sets, two colors. So you can get 12 or six.

They're so good. Oh, awesome. And I also wanted to say, I also wanted to say when I put them on for like the third or fourth time, my four-year-old son goes, oh no, not those again. It was really cute. That's a great testimonial. Thanks for that. He's still learning. I'm sure she'll sell a lot of iPads now. He's still learning. Don't worry. Maybe so. Thank you. Thank you for your call. You know what Wise Beauty should come out with? What? NAD. Oh.

This bitch over here has been taking NID and did not tell us anything. Well, I told Shane because he was going to inject me while we were here. And I was like, is it weird? Am I going to get held at the border if I bring my Yeti cooler for my shots?

But I didn't. But the crazy part is you've been taking it and you haven't told us anything. It's new. And the only reason we knew about it is because you wanted my employee to inject you. That's not the crazy part. The crazy part is she literally doesn't know what it is. No, I have no clue. You have no clue. It like oxygenates your cells. So as your cells die, as you get older, it brings life back into your cells. But what is it? I have no idea. What is N-A-D? Nobody knows. Doesn't matter. Let's just take it.

Right. It's like Ozempic. We didn't ask any questions. We know he told me, we're not going to tell who, did it injected Nat into their face? We're not saying. Okay. We're not saying. You told me. I know, but we're not saying. But we're not saying no. Yeah. Okay. Did it work? Yeah, apparently. Apparently it was great. I'm trying to think if there's anyone that I've noticed most improved. Lindsay Lohan. Mm-hmm.

If she did it. Do you think she's on NAD? She is. She looks fabulous. She looks real good. Do you think she's on YP? Do you think she's on YP? I bet Allie Landry's on NAD and that bitch didn't say a word. For sure. Literally for sure. I haven't seen Allie Landry in a while. She's gorgeous. She looks like she's 31 years old. Does she? It's insane. I don't know what she's doing. I hate her. Yeah.

I don't know. But it can't be legal. No. I bet she's going to Korea. Salmon sperm. You think that's what it is? The microneedling. All right. So I do have a complaint. I'm loving the trip.

But I have one complaint. You haven't even been here for 24 hours. So we had a choice of flying into two different Cabo airports. We had, there was Los Cabos International and there was Cabo San Lucas International. Now, if you've noticed, Cabo San Lucas International, which is, is that where we flew in? Yes. There was all those celebrity photos. Not one person asked to take our photo. They were all over the walls.

So now I think we should take off from the other airport. You think so? Just in case. Just for variety, maybe they'll ask. Yep. Yeah. I've never flown into this airport because it's closer to Nobu. We've never flown into a small one. It's only 30 minutes from Nobu. How was your flight, Brittany? Yeah. Don't. We're not talking about it. I'm so annoyed. Why did I not get the invite to take the private flight? Because... Where was my... You don't live here. You don't live... Molly's... Neither does Ty. I don't know.

I could have flown to L.A. I mean, I'm already doing a transfer. Oh, no, it's not your fault. It's Jeff's. We're putting it squarely on him.

You're clean, Molly. It's totally true because you could have stayed with Doug at the B&B and then gone on the private plane. That would have been so much nicer. So much nicer. Well, the problem were the delays and cancellations. There were storms in DFW. They ended up like canceling a slew of flights. I think there was someone else coming from DFW who can't get in until today. So I was very lucky to arrive, even luckier to arrive with my bag.

So I'm just glad that I made it. This is what I love about Britney. Yeah, we didn't have any delays. Did we, Jackie? Oh, no, we didn't because I left my matcha in the private terminal. That's true. She had to go back. So I had to get off the plane. Stop the plane. And then get my matcha and then like saunter back. That's true. So we took off like five minutes late. Yeah. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis channel exclusively on the SiriusXM app.