Shannon Beador & Vicki Gunvalson: Saunas & Finances
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I've learned from my mistakes, and that's what I want to teach people. Don't do what I have done. This show, I mean, you guys really start some shit. I'm sorry if I'm coming off as an asshole. I just want people to do their jobs. Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Shannon Bedore and Vicki Gumbelson join the show. We talk about Vicki's new sauna, finances for dummies, and Shannon's questionable makeup.

Doug and Vicki are representing today with Kodo Insurance caps. That's right. Doug, you look good in a cap. Thank you. I feel like I usually wear a hat, not so much a cap. It looks good. This is a baseball cap. We upgraded the hat, so these are good quality. They feel good, don't they? And they're autographed. You know, these have like a gold label on them, and apparently you're supposed to keep that. Like you're not supposed to peel off the stickers anymore. I didn't know this either. Yeah. Do you see that it's signed? Oh.

It's signed. You've got Vicky's autograph on the bill. With a green Sharpie. Wow. And then you have a gorgeous green blouse to compliment your Kodo hat. Now, I don't know if you know this, but you were upset. Well, I'm sure you remember. You were upset we weren't videoing the last time you were here. And you put together a really, really beautiful outfit. Oh, yeah.

Well, you did win the runway rundown at the end of the week. I don't even remember what I was wearing. What was I wearing? I think it was like Gucci. It was pretty. It was like a silvery Gucci shimmer top. I got that in Italy. Well, you won. So, Patrik and Paul, every Friday, we have how many guests? We have four guests today. 20 guests. Out of 20 guests, you got the best dress of the week. Well, I have a good outfit on today, but I didn't make it in time for you. Can you make it about me for a second? I wanted to win this, Jesus. I

I want to win. Oh, God. Sit down. I am sitting. We're talking about me. You're so angry. Last night, we planned a beautiful dinner at Katsuya in Hollywood. Right here in Hollywood. Right down the street. Right down the street.

We were all supposed to meet at around 6, 630. And we were waiting for Vicki, waiting for Vicki, waiting for Vicki. And then it turned out Vicki went to the one in Brentwood. Well, nobody tells me there's 500 different Katsuis. Furthermore, I didn't finish my client meeting until 530. So there was no possible way I could get there by six. Did it take you two and a half hours? It took me four and a half.

Oh, my God. No, you said three and a half last night. You said two and a half last night. No, it was two. I've been traveling for days. I have stopped at a couple rest areas. I even called Olivia. I said, I'm at the wrong one because nobody's here. Wait, you went to a rest area? Four and a half hours. Did you take side streets? The traffic was going one mile an hour. I don't know how you all live up here. Seriously. Vicky called me.

We were already, I was almost pulling up to my driveway after dinner. Oh, thank you. And Vicky's like, I'm just leaving Brentwood. Is that close? I said, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

Because nobody pinned me. You finally pinned me and then I put it in and it was 45 minutes away. If you're staying in Hollywood, you're going to eat in Hollywood. I don't know L.A. I don't know L.A. It's not Toledo. You've been to L.A. I just put it in the map and my Siri tells me where to go. I went and had a second dinner with Vicky Lascaux.

You do? Now, that's what I was going to ask you because Shannon, we had a dinner, although Shannon did not eat a lot at Katsuya. She ate in my car before Katsuya, but she did not eat a lot at Katsuya. But then I saw a story of you and Vicky, and I saw a plate in front of you. So I was curious. Where'd you go? Tao. Tao.

Oh. It's right next to the hotel. It's right downstairs. Beamed night. Yeah, we had some things. So you went to Katsuya, then you went to- To Tao. Yeah. Then Panda Express, then Genghis Khan, pick up sticks. What time did you finally eat, Vicky, after your four and a half hour commute? No, we were in our room at like 1030. No, we weren't. Yes, we were. Okay.

Well, I'll look at our videos. I'll look at our videos. We left at 8, left Katsuya at 8, so maybe you met at 8.30. Yeah, we went down there at 8.30. I left at 7.40, I think, because I was trying to be home at 8. Oh, my God, you guys are splitting needles right now. What in the heck? I'm just trying to put together the timeline. I just know I was traveling for a very long time. I was like, damn it. So you just thought there was one Katsuya? Well, I just said Katsuya in Syrian and I pinned it. That's it.

Well, thank God you didn't go to the one in Encino. Or Sacramento. Or Topanga. Next time, maybe you guys could give me a map to where I'm going. How did this happen? That's what I sent to your assistant was the Siri ping was the Hollywood Katsuya. That's exactly what I sent to her. Olivia never sent it to me. Maybe next time join texting. Okay, maybe next time. I'll make sure it goes to you. Maybe next time just order in.

Shannon's got that fall sweet bra on today. I do. She is advertising. Fall sweet bra. I don't need anything. It's very nicely. You've never seen her fall sweet bra? No, but I don't know why. I have my own fall sweet. We have both taken that bra on and off. No, fall sweet. Who knows that fall sweet? It's fall sweet with a T.

I don't know what you're talking about. It's a type of bra. How would you know what kind of bra she is on? Jesus. It's become a phenomenon. Because months ago, months and months and months ago, she came in and I thought she had a boob job. But the bra is so good that it turned out it wasn't a boob job. It was her false sweet bra. And now he says I'm falsely advertising. It's true. Did you wear this to Love Hotel?

Yes, I did. Shout out Earl. Earl the pearl with the white shoes. I don't think he minded. Yeah, I don't think so either. Ew, Shannon. Ew, I don't even know how to touch that. Ew. He was gross. Ew. Ew. No, I'm saying to you, he is not the quality of person that I would ever think you would want to kiss or put something inside of you with. Okay. Shit. Certainly not a vegetable. Oh, my God. I did.

- I did kiss Earl. - And she loves those plaid shorts. - Okay, so Earl is someone, a suitor on the Love Hotel, correct? - Yes, he is, yes. - Okay, so I've only watched episode one. - You said you were gonna go home and catch up. - I know, and I fell asleep. - Okay. - I fell asleep at like nine o'clock. - Shane and I are up to date though. - All right. - But it's very easy to catch up. - Yeah. - There's only-- - How would you know?

You've watched one. I only have two more episodes to catch up. That's easy. You fast forward through the commercial and look at what you've done. It's streaming on Peacock. It's on Peacock. It's the easiest thing in the world. Have you watched it? I watched one. I don't really enjoy TV, so I just scoot through as much as I can. And I have a new sauna now, so I can do everything in my sauna.

You have a new sauna? It doesn't get foggy? It's incredible, you guys. You have a TV in your sauna? No, I have everything in my sauna. It's like I could do- She takes Zooms. I could do Spotify. I could do Prime Video. I could do everything in my TV. Where did you get the sauna? It's called-

Sunlighten, and it's the M-Pulse. And it is... Will you write that down, Shay? I want one. It's got the red lights. You can see Jeff's eyes right now. It's got everything. I'm in there. They're bulging. I was in there for an hour two nights ago, and it felt like I was in there 10 minutes. Even though you're sweaty and hot and getting all the rays you need, but it keeps you occupied. You got so many... You got scroll... It's an iPad in there. Is that safe? How long are you supposed to be in there? You can press... I want cardio. I want... I want...

weight loss I want detox I want antidepressants you scroll through all these different things and you can figure this out you can't figure out how to get to Katsuya in Hollywood well I can figure it out just give me the right place to go to the sauna would have told you stay away from Brentwood do you guys know if you go in a sauna at least three days a week you are more inclined to live a healthier life Vicky where do we buy this sauna and where do you put it

Yeah, where do you put it? Is it in the garage? I have it in my garage. I had one from way long time ago when Brooks faked cancer. I bought one for him to get the cancer out of his body. So now if we all do this- It worked. So anyway- It was the sauna. That was a 10-year-old sauna, but so, yeah, so it's great. How much is it? Where do we buy it? I don't have a garage, though. I have what you do in the new house. No, I don't. What? There's no garage. You have room. Well, you have-

Why would you buy a house with no garage? What are you doing with all your stuff? L.A. is that way. Some of these houses don't have garages or they're in the back of the property. Yeah, the back of the property. I don't have a garage. The people before me knocked it down. And I actually really like the big backyard. Then you have to put it in your room. All right. You have to put it in your room or you have to put it in... How much is it, Vicky? What's that?

It's about $9,000, but I have a promo code for $1,500 off. Wait, you came in with a promo code? That is... I mean, I'm not promoting it, but I'm just saying to you that... It sounds like you're promoting it if you have a code. Well, I don't know. I said if anybody buys a Sonic, do I get something for it? She goes, yeah, if you get... You get $1,500? I don't get the...

They get $1,500. What do you get? What do you get? I don't know. I get a little override or something. I don't know. I'll have to look at that. What's the website? Is it code Vicky? I want it, but where would I put it? Vicky15? Basement. I can put it in my basement. No. It is. They come and they put it together for you. And it's fucking incredible. Wait, did you just swear?

Yeah, you could swear on the show. I said fricking. I said fricking. I don't swear. Oh, that's right. You're an angel. Anyway, I'll talk to you about- So they'll build it in my- Because I'm thinking it could go in the basement. Why not? You're not going to want- You're not going to want to- After we're done. After we're done. If it has an iPad and a TV and Waze, it has Waze. It is incredible. Google Maps. You can go anywhere you want to go in this damn thing. But I put my diffuser in there from Young Living, and I have all my incense going in there. Not incense, my oils. Yeah. And then I have my-

My whole screen up there, I can watch movies. Do you want to vent it? No. Vent? No. No, no. There's no venting. You're going to just grow mold and go in the basement. There's no steam coming out. It's an infrared sauna. Oh, no steam. No, it's not a steamer. I seriously want to build this in my basement. Okay, I'm going to give you everything when we get off the air. Code Vicky. Okay. Do you have a one person or a two person? I have two.

Yes, I think I want the room. You would get claustrophobic. I know I would. But it's very, all the things are lit. I mean, you can do outside lights, inside lights, the red lights are going. I mean, it's a lot of fun in there. There's a lot going on. But yeah, if you've got inflammation, you go in there. Yes, I do. So Mike's got neuropathy, so I make him go in there three or four nights a week and he's happy.

Because you're occupied. You're not bored. You're not sitting there. I could watch Love Hotel in my sauna. There, you can catch up. Does your sauna get peacock? It gets the internet, so you can pull up anything you want. Yes. No, it does. But it's got all the apps. You can go into Hulu, Peacock, video. You can do everything. Vicky. What? And I'm very serious about this. It's supposed to help your skin. What?

The last time you were here, you were educating a lot of chumps about finances. Yes. And I really think that you should be doing these financial literacy courses. I am like seminars, but it's for dummies. It's like for chumps. I would go for sure. So I do them in Orange County four nights a week, but it's really focused. What are you doing? You didn't know this? Not four nights a week. I'm sorry. Four nights a month. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Twice a year. Jesus. You guys are picking on me. Stop it. I do a Tuesday, Thursday, and then a blank week, and then another Tuesday, Thursday. And then that's how, that's our lead generation basically for that month. So, but I focused on 55 and over, but I really want to do the college kids. You really should. And I have so much to share that it would be great. I'm going to be building my YouTube out. So I think I'm just going to do that for now. I'm a little busy.

a little busy right now. I tell you, I think maybe we should collab because I feel like you could do a weekend seminar of whatever you charge, $7.75 or whatever, plus they pay for their own lodgings. But it's got to be basic, basic, basic stuff like stocks and insurance and what's scheduled. Because Melissa Rivers was here the other day and she lost her house in the fires and she was talking about all the insurance and what was she saying? Scheduled and unscheduled. I

I didn't even know any of that shit. And if you don't have, if you have an LLC or your house is in a trust, you must let the insurance company know that your trust is, the house is in the trust or it won't be covered. We just, we talked about that recently. Yes, but I don't know if I did that. Yes, you did because I told you to do that. We write that down. I told you to do that. I know you did and then I forgot. I did mine. I did mine. I changed my insurance. But all of this stuff that chumps don't know, you can help us. Absolutely. But I think maybe you do like an

entry level one just for like basic and then I can do that maybe there's like an intermediate course or an advanced course I would love to I'm telling you it will work I know because so many kids I say under the age of 40 45 they're putting their money in a traditional 401k or a traditional IRA they should not be doing that it should be Roth get the taxes off the table and then it builds tax free now I why don't people know this

I would absolutely benefit from, why don't you take one of her courses? It's four times a week. Yeah.

I really would. Yeah, okay. I took one once and I just don't remember. You know, I was the first person that wrote an insurance selling book back in 2009 when the show started. I wrote Life Insurance Selling Made Easy. And I just did YouTube with Digital BGA, which runs our term. And he said you were the first person. You were innovated on that. So I'm going to do that again on the basics. And it will be...

you know, things that you need to do right out of the gate. Maybe you start in Orange County because we have a lot of listeners in Orange County. L.A. is four hours from me.

It's not four hours if you leave at the right time. Yes, if you get on the road at 5.30. I have to work. Oh, yeah. You know what? I don't get child support. I don't get alimony, so I have to work. As she's knocking my ass. Well, hello? I work, too. You don't get child support anymore, do you? I get a settlement, whatever. But there's no child support. The kids are over 18 now. Yeah, no. It's just we never had that. We just settled. And then I get a check. And then how long does that check last? Every month.

Until I spend the money? No, no. Do you get it forever? Oh my God, shit. Oh, shit. I think I'm going to sign her up for the course. Yeah, I need to. Roth IRA. I need some financial assistance. Pay your taxes when you get paid. Don't wait. So that I can buy. We talked about it last night. I want to buy something. I've been telling you this for 10 years, to buy something. I know, but now she's paying so much in rent, it's ridiculous. You need money to buy. Well, you have money. You spend it.

I know. I got mad at her last night, Vicki. She's got to stop spending. She's been shopping. I know. I'm like, why are you shopping? You don't need more clothes. You said you were shopping. For like the first time, I was just in Paris. The first time? No, no. This year? No, that I just had a day to shop. I don't ever have that kind of time. Okay, Shannon. Because I'm busy. Doing what?

She's done two shows this year. She doesn't work. We went shopping together with Shannon. I'm joking with her. Okay. Like she doesn't have – I did my show when I worked. Right.

We're hiring. Well, she's doing post. She does appearance. Are you doing that cruise? You're doing a cruise. Wives on Waves. Wives on Waves. The Norwegian Escape. To Bermuda. We're going from New York to Bermuda. It's a five-day trip. Bermuda Triangle. I'm doing it. Okay. I'm going with Teresa Giudice and Dolores Catania. That sounds fun. Super fun. It's September 19th through the 23rd, and it's quite reasonable.

I know. Doug, you should consider it. I've never been on a cruise. Oh, my God. Doug, even you could afford it. I just pull out of my Roth IRA. That's the way it sounded. What in the world? I didn't mean that way. Maybe, Mrs. I can afford to go. Thank you so much. I didn't mean it that way. Do they have any soup? Do they have four easy payments for Doug? Even Jameson could go. Just put me with the animals.

We'll be in steerage, Jameson. So it's September 19th to the 24th. Bermuda. Where do we get tickets? I show 24th here. Where do we get tickets? My computer went down. You can go on fansatsea.com. It actually is very reasonable, right? Yeah. Are you paying like one fee, but that doesn't include the crew? Yeah, I think it's like 800 bucks. Yeah, it's...

For an interior room. But if you want a window, it's not that much more. No, but I think for the weekend, I think you pay $800 for the parties, and then you can book whatever suite you want on the boat. No, it includes accommodations and food. I don't think $800 does not include... It's like $1,120. Will you look it up? I don't think you...

You're correct. Do you get off in Bermuda? I've never been to Bermuda. You get off. There's going to be a bonfire on the beach, and every single night there's a different activity. Is there a karaoke party? Yes, there's a karaoke party. Is Earl going to be there? No. There's a 90s neon party. What about Ralph? Yeah. Throw it back. Oh, my God.

Throw it back with bold colors and retro vibes. There's the glitz and glam sequins night. The gays will love that. Shine bright with sequins and sparkle. Done. I'm on board. Shannon needs to go shopping. There's a white party. And pour some sugar on me singing.

Oh my God. And then you have the gold and black, okay, so that night, you have the gold and black gala night dressed to impress for an elegant evening at sea. As I understand it, it's $7.75 for the experience on the ship. Yes. And then your accommodations are separate because you can reach out to them for a cabin. Yeah, it's not $7.75 for the five nights. Okay, but if you- She's never been on a cruise, but I did grow up on boats.

So do you understand then you've got to pay, your accommodations are separate. But the accommodations are very reasonable because it's all inclusive. We don't know. Every ship is all inclusive, Shannon. Yeah. You don't pay separate for food. How many cruises have you been on? Is it? Probably 20. I've been on two cruises. All inclusive. The Disney one was all inclusive and Viking was all inclusive. They're always all inclusive. But you can up them. You can buy the cocktail. The fancy package. You can buy the packages for the trip. Fans at sea.com. Yeah.

Why is it on the waves? They have general dining rooms, and then you can also pay extra fees for more exclusive dining rooms. Oh, I want the exclusive experience. Exactly. Doug, I don't think you can afford that. But Shane, you and I can go on that. I can bring a sandwich. We can eat with the rich people. What do you recommend, Vicky, since you've been on 20 cruises? What do you recommend? Which packages should we get?

Well, you always get a cabin that has the balcony. I don't want to be in a closet. I mean, that's really what it's like. The interior, I like a closet. So you have a balcony and then you...

so you have room to work, you know, like a desk. Well, Shannon won't need that because she doesn't work. Okay. And then you get the upgraded bathroom. I don't like being in a closet bathroom. Upgraded bathroom? Like a bathtub if you want to take a bath at night. Is that a sauna? I love taking baths. Oh, infrared sauna. And then, so then when you're on the cruise, you can book your, you know, your spa day and you can book the separate restaurants and you pay separately for those. And you can buy the upgraded...

I want the top shelf alcohol. It's like a city. I drove by the Norwegian Escape. It's like a city? It's a new... How'd you drive by it? I was in New York. How'd you drive by a boat? And I went, oh my goodness, that's a cruise ship. It looked like a city. And then Sophie said, mom, it's the Norwegian Escape. I said, oh, we're going on. You saw it in person. Yeah, I saw it. Well, you know boats. I do. I grew up on boats.

Are you excited for this cruise? Did you tell them that on Love Island? I'm trying to remember. Have we heard that in the first three episodes? No. It's Love Hotel. Love Hotel. Everybody on Love Island knows. Did you tell people on Love Hotel? You did say something. I feel like you did on the very first episode. Ask Jeff. He's seen that one. I suppose.

Ask Vicky. She saw two. I saw one. I have to get to the second. Right, but you saw two, meaning T-O-O. Yes. Yes. Not T-W-O. You've got to watch. You've got to watch. Three is really good. Three is. You can skip two. Go right to three. What are you talking about? I can watch two. It's only 40 minutes without commercials. You scoot through them real fast. You just get. Scoot.

If you watch it on Peacock, you can skip the commercials, right? Yes. If not, add Free Peacock. If you subscribe to the- He doesn't have the package. I don't have that. Can you give him your login? Give him a $4.99. Give him your login and you can share your login with Doug. Well, I share it with too many people.

Everyone. I'll share my login with you. I don't mind the commercials anymore because that's my time to pee. That's my time to check my phone. Go to the bathroom before you start. It's a good three minutes. It's only 43 minutes. You can't make it 43 minutes without peeing. Can you? I go before.

Oh, my God. I'm okay with the commercials on Peacock. I have commercials on Netflix also. Oh, they're like Bravo related. But is it on Bravo too? Yeah. It's on Bravo. What night? On Sunday nights. Oh, you didn't have that in my notes. After Real Housewives of Atlanta.

I see. Okay, so Love Hotel is on Sunday nights, but then you can watch Peacock on Mondays. On Monday. And there's only three episodes that have aired so far. Love Hotel airing now. New episodes airing Sundays. Episode four airs this Sunday. Let me see that. All you have to do is record them and then you do it when you can't see. You don't need to record.

You can stream now. Oh, it was in the notes. Sorry. Oh, okay. I have a season pass. I'm sorry. A season pass with commercials? Well, I have DirecTV, so when I watch it on my cable, I watch DirecTV. I can ba-doop-ba-doop past the commercials. If I watch it the next day on Peacock, I can't ba-doop-ba-doop past the commercials. Okay. Well, DirecTV, you get it three hours earlier, too. I sure do. Oh, my God. You guys, move on to the next subject. You're killing me.

I'm watching paint dry right now. What the hell? What in the world? You're killing me. God, I don't think I took my ADD medicine yet. What in the world is going on here? Everybody stay focused. Jeff. I lost my train of thought. Get us back on the wagon. This is like killing me. Why didn't you stay at Doug's B&B? Last night? Yes. I wasn't invited.

It's like, no, it's a hotel. You booked me a hotel room and Livia told me this is where I'm going. How did you like the dream? I liked it. It was nice. I mean, I didn't stay there much to go to sleep and, you know, wake up.

Wake up without- Because it took me four hours to get here. Without checking in with me to say, you want to come down to the lobby and we'll follow each other? Oh my God. What's going on here? What in the world? What in the world? She said, let's meet in the lobby at 8.15. Okay. And I'm calling her, no answer. And I called you, Shane. She's not answering. And I'm running late right now.

She left without me. 824, you called us and were like, where's Vicky? I got there at 820 in the lobby. You were gone. So I got in my car. How about a text? She called me at 824, Vicky. How about a call? I know, but I got in the lobby at 820. I didn't see her anywhere because we were supposed to be there at 815. So I got in my car and I drove away. And then what's funny is I leave like literally 10 minutes after her. We pull up at the same time. No, we didn't pull up at the same time. I was in the car talking to my office.

- She works. - So Vicky left you. - She left me. - Oh my God. - She left you for dead. - That was like not even a text. - What in the world? - And I was so concerned. They were like, just go. - Yeah, she was. - They go, just go, just go. - I was on the other line. - I figured you were working. So I told Shannon, I said get in, it was 8:24, I said just get in an Uber and Vicky will make it. She'll be there. - We didn't do Ubers, we drove ourselves. - And so I didn't get to be photographed in my very darling and Nina Bing outfit.

Not Anina Bing. It's Anina. It's Anina. I thought it was Anine. I thought it was too, but I looked it up on the internet. No, it's Anine. Look, Jameson. We've been saying Anine Bing for months. I know.

But I went and got it. I never even heard of her. Who is she? Seriously, if it's not Dior, who is she? She's a designer. You should, Anine Bang. Anine? Can you spell it? It's Anine. A-N-I-N-E. Yeah, but Google, how do you pronounce? How do you pronounce? And then it says Anine. Can we look that up, please? If you were French, you would say Anine. Anine. Bang like bang.

Like bang, bang, bang, bang? Is that all Anine Bing? Yes. Bing? See, that sounds like A. Anina Bing? Okay, we're bored again. I'm bored. I'm bored now with this conversation. No, that's her first name. Wait! Who's this? Anina Bing. Who is that? What is that?

Is he seeing anything? It's our cruise ship director. So it's, I think you're right. Anina. You think I'm right? How do you know this name? I've never even heard of this name. That's her first name. There's an Anina Bing. You're right. It's Anina. Anina. Ananina. Anina. There's an Anina Bing.

- Boutique in South Coast Plaza. Where have you been? - I don't go high end like that 'cause I work. - Is that whole outfit Anina Bing? - Yes. - Wow. - Oh, wow. It's a nice leather jacket with a matching leather short. - No, it's not a short. It's a skirt. - What is it? - It's a skirt. - Oh, I can see it. You're sitting down. - It's a little short to be a skirt. - Well, that's why I'm wearing hose. - It's so short. I thought it was shorts. - Me too. - Yeah, I know. It is a bit much. - I thought she was gonna be standing in the corner. - And by the way, Anina Bing-- - She did!

- She got out of the car, she said, "Where are you gonna go? "Stand on the street corner?" - She's got these inside and like, "What in the world are you wearing?" - I'm wearing Balmain boots. - It's 8 o'clock in the morning. - I'm wearing Balmain boots and they're flat. Get off my case. - Is that a nighttime outfit? - It looks a little clubbish. - It's day to night. - You guys, I'm wearing combat boots, thank you. - I don't think it's day. I don't think it's a daytime outfit. - No, this is night to later that night. - Oh my gosh.

That's like the walk of shame. And by the way, this is recycled leather. Oh, I love that. As we discussed before. Sustainable. Sustainable circular fashion. Yes. I love sustainable circular fashion. It's bold. How much was that? Did you get it on sale? No, I didn't get it on sale. Oh, so you just paid retail. I think it was $700 for the jacket. Was it at the church? Jesus, this is coming from our down payment. Oh, sorry. I don't know.

Jeff, since I met her, I said, save your money and buy something. I don't care if it's at Elisa Viejo. You get outside at Corona tomorrow. It's $5 million for a two-bedroom, two-bath. So beautiful, though. We just looked at it. No, I found you something. I found you something. But you have to be open-minded. I know you told me where.

Where? Did I tell you where? You told me where to go. It's like the last most affordable place in Newport. It's like that 60th Street, 56th, 58th. Oh, all the way down. But across PCH. That little neighborhood is still affordable. Newport Shores. Yep. I saw a duplex in there for like $2.8. Big duplex. You rent the other side. You get a duplex.

You get it paid off. You live there forever. Your tenant's going to pay for your taxes, your insurance, everything. Somebody lives on that side of town and I stay away from them. He lives on the other side of PCH. He's not going to go to that side of PCH. That's the low income side of PCH. Oh, okay.

For a two-bedroom, two-bath, $2.8 million. That's ridiculous. No, no. It's a big duplex. But it's ridiculous. I mean, Michael and I went there last weekend to look at something. I said I'd be open to going because he really loves Newport. I'm like, it's just a zip code. Like, why? Because it's pretty. It's a lifestyle. It's not 20 minutes. It's like 40 minutes to get to your house. Okay.

36 are you taking the toll road yeah yes yeah you got to take the toll road quicker of course i'm paying to drive to the anyway he really likes newport and we i said open-minded i'll rent my house out we'll go down there and it was ridiculous i said we're not spending four million dollars on a two bedroom two bath no that doesn't even have a driveway it's too much the one i like for you is it would totally work

And by the way, you know what your payment is on a $2 million mortgage? It's depending on the interest rate. It's $12,000 to $13,000 a month. You're paying more than that in rent. But you have to add taxes. I know.

So much money. No, what's going to happen? And my daughters and I have discussed it. I said, start working harder. And the four of us are going to buy a place. Because I don't think I'll end up living full time in Orange County. But I like it there. So we're going to buy it together. That seems a little problematic. And then they get married. And then what? Seems like a TV show. Yeah. Yeah.

I think everybody buys their own place. Yeah, I agree with Vicki. No one's going to live there. It's just going to be a- An investment? Oh, you're just going to take their money and they're going to go get married and live someplace else? No, it's a place to come visit. Why can't you just buy your own place? I know. Well, because they're going to want to go to it. Well, great. They can come and stay. Yeah, you have a home then. But they'll have their own home. Well- I like the duplex idea. I'm meeting with my manager after this. Who's that?

Anine Bing. No, it's Anina. Anina. Oh, by the way. By the way. She got another dog. She needs another dog. Archie has a new brother. He's so cute. He's so cute. You got another dog. I did. Very cute. She has another dog. He did...

We did leave him alone for the first time, and he pooped on the stairs, so that was a problem. Oh, old to see. You just got him, though. I rescued him. What's his name? We don't know yet. She's never home. Okay, so get this. You're going to have neighbors be walking the dogs. Today at 3...

We have an appointment with a pet psychic. Oh, good, good, good. Because I want to know if Archie really likes him, and I want to know what he wants to be called, and I'd like to know what his life was like prior to us getting him. Yeah, but when did you actually take possession of the dog? I flew home from Paris last Thursday night, got home at 8, picked him up the next day.

Friday. So he's only been there days. You've got to give him time to adjust. Oh, he's great. Who's watching him at night when you're not there? She's home all the time. No, she wasn't home last night. Adeline's home. Stella came home from Paris last night. She's home a lot. She's home a lot. Because I don't work. I've got nothing else to do except twiddle my thumbs and walk the dog. Get more dogs. And spend time at church. You know what? I have not been...

to church because I've been traveling and I've been working. I want to talk about this. I bet it's a real loss not having you there. They're probably backed up, all the donations. Yeah, the redos. I'm going to go this weekend. Connie wants us to take a break. Okay. Oh, wait, we never did? No. No, we got to take a break. Oh.

Corporate Connie wants to take a break. Yeah, well, usually you do commercials before this, Jeff. I'm concerned. Well, I know. That's why we're going right now. It's happening. Oh, my God. It's happening, Shannon. Okay. Stay where you are. Hold on, Shannon. Shannon, we're good. We're going to go to break. You need to do the promo. How about you let him handle his show? Here we go, Shannon. Let him handle his show. We're going to do it right now.

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Doug is coming back tomorrow. Yeah, with Elisa. Now, she's checking in this afternoon to the B&B, so I don't even know that I could have accommodated Vicky. I didn't want to overwhelm you with too many guests. Housekeeping is there right now. But what Vicky would have checked out early, right? She doesn't need late checkout because she works. Oh, you're right. And the housekeeper is there right now. That's not true. She checked out very late last time. It kind of became an issue. It did. I missed my haircut. She's the reason that Doug had to...

institute a strict checkout time. What in the world? We were having fun. We were having coffee and croissants. Those two things are not mutually exclusive. I didn't know how long and comfortable you would be at my home the next day. I was

Whoa. No, no, no. Here was the problem. I finally got you and Mike out, and then do you remember what happened? Mike forgot his phone. That was not my fault. I was about to pull into my haircut, and you know I only get that nine-minute slot for my haircut, and I ended up missing my mom. They need that long? I can cut your hair. Because she was spraying it. No.

That was not my fault, Doug. No, it was Mike's fault. So what time did Vicky finally check out? 12 o'clock. Oh, that's fine. Oh, what time's check out? 11? Well, I thought check out was... I thought we were going to come to the radio. Then after the radio, Vicky would go back and they would collect their things and be out. So I figured 11. I mean, I think 11 is a little early. Okay.

I'm not one that dilly-dallies, so we went back there. Oh, really? You dillied and dallied. But we were comfortable. You said, my appointment's in 45 minutes or whatever, just enjoy. So we did, and then we left. We had a wonderful time. It sounds like you gave her a late checkout, and then now you're criticizing her for it. That's not fair. I'm not coming back then.

Yeah, I'm more of a hotel person. Vicky was the first. Yeah, you're not a house person. No, I loved it. No, I'm not. Yeah, you said that. You said you're not a house person. No, I'm not. That's fine. I'm sorry. I loved it. You don't need to apologize. But Doug did bring me snacks last night before dinner. Is that last night's makeup? Wait. I think it is. It isn't. No, it is because it's like, look under her eyes. You're losing a little right there. You look like the same way you looked last night. You look like a raccoon.

You know what? A beautiful raccoon. I didn't. I ran out of the, what is it called? A hotel room. Setting spray at the end. Setting spray. And so my makeup runs underneath. Wait, hang on a second. I put it on. Are those your same eyes from yesterday? I feel like that's last night's makeup. I'm checking the picture from last night. It's last night's makeup. Just be honest. It's not, you guys. I put it on. Did you take it off last night? Yes. Or did you just add more? No, I did. I did. Does it look like last night's makeup, Annie? It kind of does.

Here, somebody show her a mirror, please.

Are you going somewhere? What are you doing with the pink puff right now? What are you doing? I'm going to put some concealer on. We're looking at last night's picture. Yeah. Just be honest. It's not, you guys. I washed my face. I need Jesus. I don't go to bed with makeup on. I don't. Oh, now my concealer's up. This happens. My makeup runs. Shannon is applying- Well, she's got to get rid of it because it's so dark underneath her circles. That's for makeup. Okay.

- It's from makeup. - You look great, Chyna. - Yeah, 'cause it's running. - What is that, mascara? - This is not working. - It's Chantakai, it's Chantakai's new camouflage. - Annie, no, she's-- - No, what's-- - You splotchy. - Annie needs to fix it for you. - I'm doing it. - She's just doing it. - I'm doing it. - She has her sponge. - Jesus. - Beautiful. - Okay, so she's got a sponge. She's blotting, she's blending it. Okay, that looks better. - Looks great. - Is that sponge clean?

It's just weird that it would run that much from this morning. It's just an issue that I have. Be on patrol. People know. You remember I used to say, be on eye patrol. You've never said that to me. When we were filming. Because all of a sudden, you know. Eye patrol. Look, on episode one of The Love Hotel, all of a sudden, I have mascara down my face. I have mascara down my face. They're very important scenes.

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