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When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

I mean, I'm doing charity right now. I think I've got that twice in one year. You're doing charity twice. What was the first one? You went to dinner with me. Do people want to be in your circle, buy your way into friendship with Jeff Lewis? I think people are trying to get out. When I first started coming here, I was like, Jeff Lewis. Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Tinks and Justin Sylvester join the show. We talk about short hair, the meaning of text, and the hot new novel from Tinks.

The Be Tight. I think it's working. So I was just introduced to it yesterday. It feels firmer. It feels lifted. In 24 hours. Yes. I put it on three times. I put it on right after the shower, which they say don't because your pores are open. But the burning and the tingling makes me feel like it's working. When you have mesothelioma...

I'm going to play back this episode of Jeff Lewis Live. Your class action suit on this thing is going to be outrageous. Huge. Huge. I think it's working. That's all I'm saying. Do you feel tighter? It does feel tight. You'll have to ask your man when he comes back. Oh, wait. Has he seen a difference? Oh, wait. You have a fly-in.

A fly-in, like a long distance. A Dallas, a flew-out guy. Yeah. Is that what we call him? Flew-out. Yeah, when you flew-out. I never heard that before. Flew-out. Yeah, you flew somebody out. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like if you get flown out, it's pretty special. If you get flown out. It's pretty special. So he's a fly-out. He's a fly-out. How many times have you flown him out? You know what? I was thinking about his, how many times has he flown? Is this three or four? I think this could, okay, well, here's the thing.

We've seen each other six times, but it's not six dates. It's six weekends. Ooh, that's a lot. Do you know what I mean? So it's longer. Yeah. So I figured I have spent more time with Ty than Jameson has spent with his boyfriend. And how long have you been dating, Franck? Unfortunately, there's no video. If there was, you could see my eyes rolling to the back of my head. Okay, hold on, hold on. This man has a whole name now. We're naming this person. We named him. So you're really into this guy.

I mean, things are working out. We like hanging out. Yeah, we'll see what happens. Now, let me ask you this question. I'm just being nosy and please stop me if I like he flies in on a Friday. Do you get it in Friday, Saturday and Sunday? Or do you just get it out of the way on Friday and then eat on Saturday and Sunday?

I'm just asking for my own well-being. Well, you got to understand, like, I wait two weeks for it. So it's not going to just be once. Yeah. Right. So it's the whole weekend. It's the whole weekend. So you're just, like, getting blown out all over the place all weekend. You cannot walk on Monday. No, I'm into it. I'm into it. Because, by the way, I know you're not flying somebody out economy.

Like, I know this man is flying business. Well, he pays for himself, too, so I don't... Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. So are you flying him out or is he flying himself out? Sometimes... Were you silenced or were you silenced? Here's the thing. So he's been doing most of the commuting, so I started feeling bad, and I said, look, I should cover it. And when you did, did you put him in business?

- Jeff! - It's just that flight got so expensive. - Go to commercial! - That flight got expensive. - What do you mean that flight got expensive? If you're flying somewhere, you have to fly them business. - Ty, if you're listening out there, if you're not flying motherfucking business next time-- - It's been Comfort Plus. - No! - Comfort Plus is almost worse because it's like I thought about it, but I was just too cheap.

And I've seen your house. Because I did that with Doug yesterday. No. Oh, you can do that with Doug. You're not having sex with Doug. But he told me he has 500,000 miles and he can upgrade. Okay, well, that's different. Yeah. And we're not sleeping together. I think if you're sleeping with someone, you have to fly them business. Okay. He is going to meet me in New York. Yeah. In two weeks, three weeks? Two weeks.

And we did business there. Yes, first. Because it was a decent, oh, we did first because it was a decent deal. No, no, no, no. Don't say that. Say because you were generous. Yes, yes. Because it's Valentine's Day. It wasn't outrageous. Is it Valentine's Day? Yes. What? It's first class because it was Valentine's Day, not because it was cheap. Oh, my God. Is that what I'm saying? You're spending Valentine's Day together. That's romantic. What are you guys going to do? Well, we're going to be with him, her, and him, and Doug. Sexy. Nice. Yeah.

He's going to be putting on, what's that, B-Tight? He'll be using that B-Tight all weekend. We're there for three nights. Okay, okay, okay. And I'm not, I don't subscribe to going out on Valentine's Day. You don't like romantic night on Valentine's Day? By the way, I agree with you. Not on Valentine's Day. No, it's too cheesy on Valentine's Day. Okay, how much do you like a long distance relationship now?

It's funny you say it. I actually really like it. I told you this. You're right. I fucking told you this because you can have your space. Yeah. He can have his space, his life, and then you guys come together and it's like a weekend that you can concentrate on yourself, not have to worry about Monroe or getting a babysitter. Like, it's awesome. I know. It's great. The only thing I'm not

good at what he's been complaining is the communication when we're not together because I'm very good at compartmentalizing and be like okay Tinks I'll see you next Thursday and I won't talk to you until then and so I have to push myself to do the check-ins does he like to chat on the phone

Or does he like to text? I mean, most people do. He's cool with texting. Most people like it. I don't even do that. Why don't you do more phone calls? Because then it's like he's right in front of you. Because the texting, I agree, you're not so good at. But if you're on the phone, you can obviously talk or FaceTime. Then it's like he's in front of you. You're hearing him. You could connect better.

No, no, I think texting. Texting with Jeff is not a fun experience. Texting with Jeff, I always feel like I'm in trouble. Like, I'll literally be, like, gossiping or I'll be like, oh, let's get it, whatever, and it's like five hours later, okay, period. And I'm like, what? I'm so bad. What did I say?

say? Like, it's not a pleasant experience. Love you, but it's not. I know. So I agree. I think you've got to call him once in a while. Out of the blue, how was your day? You know, it's sexy. It's fun. It keeps the vibe going. I know. I know. But what I like about the long distance thing is I can focus on work. So Monroe goes to Gage's today. Now I have six days to... I can go out with friends. I can focus on work. Then I get Monroe on Monday. Then I get to focus on Monroe. Then she goes back. And then I have the weekend with... It's like, it's so perfect. And I don't like...

I don't want to...

to get on the phone with Ty if I'm with Monroe. No, no, but you don't have to get on the phone. Listen, set an alarm every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday right before you're about to go in the shower. Send a text message. Hey, babe, how was your day? Hope all is well. Let him send something back. Send something back when you get out of the shower. I'm getting better at it. Now you can schedule a text, right? Should we just schedule some texts out like, hey, babe, how was your day? You can schedule it. You can do this on the iPhone 4? Oh, yeah, maybe not.

What is this? What number? I need a new phone. I think it's 11. Girl, that's a Mola Rota Flip. What is that? That's like a Nokia over there. I know. It's falling apart. What is this? Does anybody know? I think it's 11 or 12. It's like from 2011, right? No. I need a new one. No wonder those dick pics are all blurry. They're very flattering, but they're blurry. They're blurry as fuck. They look like Tammy Faye Baker took a look. And let me ask you this, because is it just me?

But I find, so I fluctuate 10 pounds. Same. 190 to 200. I find I have better sex when I'm 190 versus 200 because I have body dysmorphia. Of course. So there's a lot of limitations when I'm 200 because I don't think I look good. Do you know what I'm saying? So I'm less likely to do things. But are you fucking at like 2 p.m. in the afternoon? Like are the lights bright at the time? No, see when you're 10 pounds overweight, it's got to be dark, dark, dark. Yeah.

You know what? Maybe Ty might like that, though. I don't think so. That extra chin back there. I don't think he's a chaser. No. But how often do you fluctuate? Like, where are you right now? Let's see. This morning I was 197. I have to lose 7 pounds. The lie detector determined. You're an asshole. I am. 197. So I've got 7 pounds to lose in 48 hours. I can do it. Yeah. You're good. I can totally do it. How are you going to do it?

I need to do the liquid diet. See, we need a liquid diet. I need to do Annie's water fast. Do the water fast. How long? Three days, only water. You did it? Yeah, they did research on mice and what happened? The mice that did it lived 80% longer than other mice. No, it's really good for you. It is. I've seen it. I just don't know if I can do three days. I can't do it. I can do chicken broth. The first day's hard. The second day's easy. What's the third day? Broth.

Well, yesterday was- And she's 25. And she's 25. And she's 25. Jeff said at this time 24 hours ago, he said, we're going to eat clean today. We're going to have a nice lunch, whatever. Where were we at 1 p.m. yesterday? Oh, my God. You signed an NDA, asshole. That's why I didn't say it. Okay. I am ashamed to admit it. Chili's. Where? I went to Denny's yesterday. Look at Tick's face. Jeff. I know. That's not even like a-

It's a diner, basically. No, I know, but if I was going to binge, that's not where... You know, I'm going to Taco Bell or something that's really like... It was so good. Was it? The club sandwich and the fries. You got a club? Yeah, and the iced tea. Chicken sandwiches. This is a gay no-no. If you have a booty call coming on Friday... Yeah, you can't be having jammies. I have to tell you, we went deep into the valley. No. Because you didn't want to be seen? Yeah, deep in the valley. Deep, deep, deep. Yeah. And...

Lunch, we ate a lot for $39. Oh, yeah. I love that. It was a very relatable experience, I thought. Yeah, Ty's going to have a lot for $39 too when he comes over on Friday. And then you got- Chicken tendies. But you got very upset on the way out because there was a bit of an argument between an older man with a walker, just a little bit older than me, and his caretaker.

And they argued. They were getting in an argument. And then she said she went and got in the car. She got mad at him. She left him in front of Denny's with his walker. And then she got back in the car. But on her way, she was like, bye, Jeff. And then Shane looked really visibly startled. And why is that? I was like, I just got a glimpse into my future. Yeah.

Denny's with Jeff and a walker. You're 90 in a walker and we fight in Denny's and I drive off. That's your life. It was too real. That's your destiny. It was too real. That is your destiny. All right, let's talk about your new novel, which comes out in May, Hotter in the Hamptons. Now, Justin, this is where things get a little sketchy. So she describes it as spicy and raunchy AF. Now, what is it about, Tinks? It is a summer...

It is a spicy summer between a girl and some people. And another girl. Some people. Maybe. I don't know. You'll have to read it to find out. It's a lesbian love story. It's not a lesbian love story. It is a story of an influencer who gets canceled, and she goes to the Hamptons, and she gets her groove back, and I'll leave it at that. Yeah. And are you taking from life experience? That's what I was thinking. It's fiction. It's fiction.

You can't write about sex with a girl if you didn't have sex with a girl. Exactly. It's fiction. It is a fictional novel. Oh, nice. Okay. Yeah. She's very tall in the novel, so it can't be me. Well, let me ask you a question. Do you narrate? I have nine. Do you narrate the novel? I have seven. And she has big boobs in the book, so it can't be me. I

I'm not going to narrate it because I have a very distinct voice and I want people to get horny when they're listening and reading to it. So if I read it, it's going to take them out of it. They don't want to hear my voice, which they hear every day on the show, whatever. I actually like your voice. Thank you. But I just feel like if I was like, she takes out his long, hard copy. That takes you out of the moment if you're like, oh, it's Tink's reading to me. I'm in it. Tink's. I was in that moment. Yeah, me too. I will buy everyone listening a book right now.

If you promise me one thing, you take me to the view with you when you're promoting this goddamn book. I want to see Whoopi Goldberg's face when you try to explain what this book is about. It's a spicy summer thing. Did you have a ghostwriter? No. Hmm. So there had to be some research. Jeff, I'm with you. Interesting. And it's 2024. You know everybody. So you're a straight girl profiting off of a gay story.

I am a straight woman who loves gay people and who wants to amplify queer joy. So Kian was very impressed. I Uno reversed that on you, didn't I, babe? You sure did. And by the way, don't let him get you. He's been handing out flyers in the Palisades all week talking about profiting. Come on. Discount codes. So Kian said to me yesterday, he was very impressed that you've become so versatile. Thank you. And he said to me, and this is his quote.

Maybe you should write a book instead of just banging dudes in West Hollywood. Harsh. Harsh. Ouch. Ouch. Big ouch. But it's a good point.

It's a very good point. You have to always be, you know, doing the net. You just have to have your hand in a lot of pies is what I've learned. Because even look at TikTok. Like I started on TikTok and I thought to myself, this could not maybe not last forever. Thank God I have my show because TikTok nearly went away a couple of weeks ago, whatever it was. You know, you never know. And it's good to be kind of have your hand in a lot of things. I think, by the way, I think you'd write a great book, like a phenomenal, phenomenal book.

Like a memoir. Have you seen me write? I know, but you could get a ghostwriter. I could be your ghostwriter. Jeff by Tinks. Would it also be like lesbian themed? Well, obviously I'd put some sex scenes in there. You have to. Yeah. You have to. Wow. Why are you laughing? Okay. Now, you said that the New York, which I've always said, now you're in New York most of the time. The New York men, specifically at Sirius, are much hotter.

I think that there's a sexy vibe there in New York for sure.

If you look around here, we do have a few good-looking guys here, though. We have our security guard. We have Rahsaan. We have John Hill. But New York has more. It's just more traffic. Yeah. What about Nashville? Because you... I did one broad... Have you been to their studio? It's so nice. Ooh, Jay. I was fuming. I went in. They have installed these tiles where when you walk, it lights up. What the fuck? And I was like, this is so fancy. They're...

The lighting, everything is so, it's so nice there. And everybody is so nice there. And I was like, this studio is literally stunning and gorgeous. Bro, the iPad here barely works. I know. I can't even get to the front door. And that lady doesn't even know. We had like a big room. Like it was so nice. We didn't have that. I was in some weird little annex and I had to walk through an entire stadium. Like inside a stadium. It was the strangest thing. I got completely lost.

Maybe they didn't put me in the studio. They must love the Nashville people that work for them because the studio is stunning. And I love the Miami studio, too. Who works in Nashville? Anybody? No, a lot of people. A lot of music people. Oh. Yeah. And it's a nice vibe there. I would say, rating the Sirius Studios, I hate to say it, but LA One is not my favorite. I would say it goes like Miami...

New York, maybe New York and Nashville tied in the NLA. Did you hear they're going to take the snacks away? From us? Here? Yeah. Is that serious? I heard they're bringing in vending machines. You're lying. Really? And we're going to have to start paying for our own parking. That's... Stop it. It's just my premonition. I think, honestly, they're going to start charging us to use the restroom soon. I mean, how much more can they cut? Nobody works here anymore. How many more people can they cut? It's going to be a quarter machine. You put in a quarter to use for the restroom.

I love rich. I just love rich white women like Jeff. It's like, they're going to take away the snacks. Can you believe the snacks? Oh my God, the snacks. Well, I am, you know, I'm very generous with the lens wipes. I know, you pass them out. And what'd I say? This is the only thing we get for free. And I pass it around everywhere. Everywhere. Lens wipes. Well, they gave you a photo booth and you like refused to go in it.

No, we didn't ask for a photo booth. Did anyone want a photo booth? We asked for a photographer. We used it this morning. I'm going to get my money's worth if that's the reason why I'm not getting a pay rise. I'm at least going to get some photos out of it. You should use it. Yeah, no, I did. The only people I have seen use it.

in all honesty, is that Kelly Wagner was here and she brought her two kids, her eight-year-olds, and they, they're twins, and they spent the entire hour in the... Hundreds. Christmas photos. Hundreds of them. She took our Christmas photos here. Ha ha.

The fact that y'all can talk about Sirius and live and still work here, I got written up for complaining about the one-ply toilet paper at E! and basically got suspended. No. Yes. You can't say anything bad about that place. Are you serious? Literally, I was like, the one-ply? They were like, sir? You know, I'm like, oh, oh, sorry. Sorry, my ass would just be raw.

I actually was thinking about you this morning, Tinks, because you and I are basically the ones that keep the lights on here. If we were to join forces with our own show, we would dominate. We would dominate. Wait, that's a really good idea. I thought about that. I would do that. That would be really fun and funny.

I'm down. This is awesome. Oh, and also, you don't have to buy me anything or give me a referral fee if you don't want to. But I just referred you for a DJ gig in Vegas. That's so kind. Yeah, so. I'll buy you something. No, you don't have to buy me anything. It's at JumpCon.

At Chum Con. Literally. So, well, Resort World, is it the after party that we're doing? The pool party. The pool party. They want, I mean, they're willing to, which is great, very generous. They said that normally on Saturday afternoons, they'll have a celebrity DJ. And since we're doing this pool party, they said, well-

We normally hire a celebrity DJ, so we will do that for you. And they were talking Paris, and I said, no. I said, I want Tinks. Oh, shit. So hopefully we can get you. That would be so fun. I would die to be in Vegas with you. It's going to be insane. Chump con. Are you guys going to go off the rails? Well, we got to get our insurance first. We were never on the rails. Okay, perfect. Yeah, no, no. Everything's going to be fine. Because I heard about that stint in Brea. Yeah.

People drinking and driving, scalping tickets for 600. Like, shit was getting real. Chumps are no joke.

I'm coming. I can't wait. Are you going to come, really? I'm going to come. It's going to be a lot more fun than your Florida convention. Oh, the shade. Late lady world. Sorry, ladies. And why do you, I mean, you guys announced that five years ago. Does it take that long to sell tickets? Pre-sales. She's getting those pre-sales. Should we have started this in 2019? No. Everyone plans a convention in two months. That's just how it works. I've been waiting.

Yeah. Not two years. No. I'm like, nah, two months ain't going to work. You'd be surprised. I feel like your fans will come wherever you're at, though. Well, they want to party. They want like a weekend to blow off steam. Yeah. And it's the perfect thing to, you know,

Rack up your credit card. Say goodbye to your husband and your kids. - And do you party with them? Do you really, do you get in there? - Oh yeah. - Okay, okay. - Oh yeah, we all do. We're bringing about, I mean, first it started at 20 chumps, but I think we're bringing about 25 chumps. - Wow. - Just a bunch of white women in an ankle booty and root-to-tip blonde, like, named Shayla. - Those are my- - Running around fucking Vegas. - Shout out, Shayla. - I know what it's gonna be. I know you people. And I love them.

Oh, my ladies actually are big consumers. And Tinks, since you kind of have your finger on the pulse, Shane and I were wondering, like, the It bag and what do people need to be buying for spring? Yeah.

And tell us what not to do anymore and what to do. So there's no, people aren't doing like the eyelashes anymore, right? No, we're a firmly no. No. So what are you doing? Just a little light mascara. Okay. Yeah. I think it's like light makeup these days. That's kind of the vibe. What about the extensions?

I don't do them. I know you don't, but how do you feel about your friends doing them? I think it's great. I think whatever makes you feel more confident. Gen Z, the influence of Gen Z is kind of do what you want that makes you happy.

Which I like. I think some people need extensions, like for volume. I need them for volume. I need to get them. And like thickness. Yeah. But I think when you take them all the way down to your waist is the problem. It's too long. Yeah. Sometimes it's too long. But I love it for thickness. I think it's great. But some people can just do that with just clip-ins. I know a lot of people do. For sure. Which is great. Do you use clip-ins, Justin? I do not. I sold all mine when I turned 38. But I, working with a bunch of women, you know, a lot of times people think that long hair makes you look young. And sometimes it's not.

the case it's true and when you see people get that big chop it just looks so much youthful you know perfect example Taylor Armstrong yes so true all of a sudden look 10 years younger youthful current yeah sometimes yeah yeah big chop everybody gets everybody does the big chop you're so right

It's always drastic, isn't it? It really is. But it's always like you've been asking for this for five years. Yeah. Just get the chop. I remember when Kyle got the big chop. I was like, this is it. Yeah, so true. This is your moment. Yeah, it looks so good. It looks so good. What bags should our girls be buying? What bags are people buying these days? People are into the Loewe. It's all about the Loewe bags. Are you familiar with those? Can you look up Loewe? Yeah. Loewe.

How much are they? L-O-E-W-E. Yeah. It's the Spanish pronunciation of a German word. That's the cool brand right now. And, yeah. Oh, pretty. But if you can't afford it, get the JPWEE. The JPWEE hits. JPWEE hits. I bought everyone JPWEE for Christmas, and it hits.

No, JP Wee, by the way, whoever they are, they have their shit on lock because their knockoffs are so good. It's Kris Jenner.

Is it really? I bet you. She is low-key. What are we looking up now? These are like $100. It's on Amazon. They are the greatest gifts ever. The quality is amazing. I swear a designer bag will come out, and within 12 hours, I'll go on Amazon. They're like, hey, would you like this JPW knockoff of this new designer bag? It's nuts. You spell that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. J-W-P-E-I? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Those are beautiful bags. And they're unreal. Like, that one, the one, the black one with the two zips on the second row is, like, so big on TikTok. Yeah.

Because it looks amazing. Scroll down. $89. Go down. I bet it's $89. I bet it's $89. Oh, my God. It's $75. $75. No, it's crazy. It's crazy. You can thank me out there. I just put all you bitches on. JP Wee hits hard. Wow. Yes. Yeah.

It snuffs. You learn something new every day on this show. Yeah. Now, what about cars? Because, and here's specifically, if I give you a price range. I need a price range. Your tinks, okay? Your tinks, this is your price range, you're shopping for a car. Okay. Jameson, what's our price range? 25 to 35? Yeah, like 30, around 30. 35, say 35. 35,000. 35,000.

- No. - She's like, "Cars come at $35,000?" - Y'all, there's a tear rolling down her face right now. - What are we buying for $35,000? - I'm gonna tell you. - Yeah. - What are you thinking? - You're getting a Kia. - Okay. - Oh, that's what he wants. - And by the way, that Kia is lit. - Yeah. - Okay? If you're gonna get any car, the Kia is where it's at. - All right. - Throw in a Niro. If you can afford a Niro-- - Okay, this is a very interesting perspective, 'cause you don't know that we've been talking about this for literally a year and a half. - All right, I'm a car gay.

I'm a car gay, I get all these cars, they send me cars to drive for a week, I have a Lotus right now and it's unbelievable. - What? - But Kia sent me a car and I have to tell you, I was so mad going back to my Porsche because the Kia, the Kia electronics-- - Is he fucking for real? - No, I'm telling you, the Kia electronics are unbelievable and the resale value's great but you'll never get rid of that Kia. - No, no, he's had this one for how many years?

June will be 20. Yeah. So, okay, which model though? Anyone. The Niro is the, I like the Niro. It's like a little SUV. It's dope. I told him SUV. You have to get a little mini SUV. You're going to want it. You're going to want it. It's more butch, I think. And they changed the logo on it, but you can also take the Kia off and just roll around like it's a Genesis. Nobody will know. Genesis is like a Bentley.

Genesis is like a Bentley. Oh, it's cute. Is Genesis, is that the brand? Oh my God, it's so cute. Yeah, Genesis is like a brand. I love this. Wait, it's really cute. Yeah. All right, Tinks, would you drive that? Yeah. Okay. Really cute. That is actually a cute car. Wait, get the black on black and you got to upgrade the rims real quick. I love it. No, it's really cute. Should we paint out the silver? Yeah, yeah. Black it all out. There's a black edition of that. Okay, where's the black edition? But you can call Kia. Jeff, call Kia for this man. I don't have any pull. But someone did actually reach out to him and was going to help him get a...

I don't know, some sort of discount. Okay, good. Settled. Yeah. Hit the Kia. All right. We good? I'll let you know. Yeah. I'll buy one today.

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I'm like a little clueless when it comes to texting as we discussed earlier. And my kids, Shane and Kian, they make fun of me because I always ask them, like, what does this mean? So what I want to do, it's not really, it's kind of a game, but I'm going to ask you if I received, and I have received these texts, if I received these texts, if you could explain what they mean. Okay. Okay. All right. Sorry, I've had a crazy week. They don't like you. Okay.

- Thank you. - I absolutely agree. I've had a crazy week. And what that meant is the person didn't get back to me for five days, and then sorry, I had a crazy, not into me. - No. - Okay, you agree Justin. - I agree. - Okay, next one. What are you up to tonight? - I wanna come over and get nasty. - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - Spank me daddy.

All right, and then what if I get an emoji with just the two eyes? That's all I get. What does that mean? What time? I think that means like what's up. You up? Yeah. Oh, with just two eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Because I didn't even know how to respond to that. It's kind of like, hey. Looking, yeah. It's like a little poke. Oh, looking. It's kind of like looking. It's kind of like, yeah. It's like. Oh. Do you agree with all this, Shane? Yeah, a million percent. Did it come out the blue? Yes. Yes. Okay. Any plans this weekend?

I think that means it's, you know, you're not a top priority, but it's a soft ask. Yeah. It's like, I might better deal you, but if you say something really fun, I'll come and hang out with you. Okay, so what really happened is that person was just checking my temperature, and then when I responded, they didn't commit. Exactly. That's what I said. You're exactly right. Yes, yes. You're exactly right. No, this is my shit. She sent you this. I...

All right, and then what if you just, this is all you get. K. Bye. Pissed. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Mad at me. Yeah. Big time. See, but Jeff is too clueless, so this is good for him because he might K somebody on accident. That's what I said. So now you see that they have such a visceral reaction. Send two Ks. Yeah. Always send two Ks. 100%. KK. What's the difference between K and KK? Because K is like, K. And KK is like, okay. KK. KK. KK. KK.

Oh shit, I should have been using KK. No, but also you cannot do KK. Don't send three Ks. Do not send three Ks. Is KK weird coming from me? No. Jeff has H out of KK. No, no, I see what you mean. I think...

Just please don't put a period after when you send okay because you've done that to me. I do that. And that makes me feel so, I'm unraveled for 24 hours after it. You're right. I write texts like emails. Yeah. And I write emails like letters. Facts. Yeah. Like term papers. All right, here's the next. W-Y-D. What are you doing? What you doing? Yeah, so what does that mean? What you doing? What you doing?

But is that just checking your temperature, or is that like a more serious... To me, that's like a casual checking the temperature, but maybe someone you know a little bit better. Okay. Next one. Who's that in your story? Oh. I mean, that is... What does that mean? That means jealous. It means who's that in your story. That means jealousy. Oh, that's a good thing, then. Yeah. Also, are you dating 20-year-olds? Well, I was. W-I-D? Literally. Yeah, literally. All right. Sorry. Sorry.

I didn't see this until now. Hate you. Yeah. Hate me? Yeah. Are you agreeing with this shit? Yeah, I hate you. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I have to get up early tomorrow. Oh. I know. Not good. Not good at all. Not good.

That's like not coming over, not interested. And by the way, I know you're booty calling at like 620. Like it's not even that late. Like I know you eat your steak at 530. I know you have your glass of wine at 6. I know you're like you up at 645. You are not wrong, Justin. You are not wrong. You are booty calling before dawn. All right. What about just a simple thumbs up? Friend zone. Yeah, I agree. You might be right about that. Friend zone. Just friend zone. All right. Okay. What about this one? You up.

- Oh yeah. - It's going down. - Yeah. - Get that B-tie ready. - Spank me, daddy! - Okay. - And by the way, you can't say no to those too many times. - Yeah. - Too many no's to you ups. - Yeah, like if somebody's sending you a you up, you have to at least like one out of three, if you really wanna like see that person again, you gotta put forth the effort, even if you're not feeling the best. Even if you went to Denny's earlier than that. - Even if I was nine pounds overweight. - Yes. - You gotta just do it. - Yeah. - Put a t-shirt on. - I agree.

Keep that white tee right on, bitch. I put on a hoodie in the winter. All right. What about this? Hey, cutie. Oh, yeah. That's cute. Yeah. Okay. That's flirty. That's flirty. That's flirty, yeah. Okay. What about this one? I just saw something that reminded me of you. Ooh. Oh, yeah. Now you're dating older. Yeah. Yeah. He just heard a song on one of those commercials that made you think about you. Remember those? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's good. Okay. Okay.

I truly don't know what this means. I mean, I know what the first part means. So there's an eggplant emoji, then a peach emoji. I know what that is. But then there's an emoji. Shane, how would you describe that emoji? He's not crying. He's got like a frown. He's begging for it. He wants to hurt you is what it means. What? Yeah. It's the exasperated. Look at the emoji at the bottom. He's exasperated. Tinks, what is that emoji?

Like, I need dick. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, he's like, oh, like, I need it. I've never seen that emoji before. I think that combination, and you didn't explain it right, it's three in a row, you guys, so it's eggplant, peach, and then, like, the longing, like, emoji of, like, uh. I think he also has big thumbs, so he meant to hit another one. And he just got that one, like, you're dating, like, the jolly green giant over here. I saw a photo of Ty. It's a big-ass thumb. That man got big thumbs.

All right. Thank you, guys. I appreciate that. Oh, my God. That was so cool. Thank God for Justin and Tinks. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis channel exclusively on the SiriusXM app. At Amica Insurance, we know it's more than just a house. It's your home, the place that's filled with memories, the early days of figuring it out to the later years of still figuring it out.

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