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And that is the end of the announcements. So with that being said, let's get into today's episode. What if there was a way to access all the knowledge in the universe? Every thought, every experience, even emotions and intent behind every action. All that is, was, or ever will be.
A cosmic library of sorts, existing beyond the confines of time and space, accessible to all living beings who possess the key to unlock its secrets. Does this realm of endless ancient wisdom truly exist, or is it simply a myth made up to fool one's pursuit of enlightenment?
In this exploration, we embark on a journey into the depths of this mystical concept, seeking to unravel the mysteries that lie within. This is Akashic Records. All right. So I know some of you might be wondering, what are the Akashic Records exactly? Now, before we get into that, we are going to take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Alright, welcome back. The Akashic Records are a non-physical recording of everything that has ever happened and will happen in the future. So anytime that something happens or you have an experience or you have an emotion, all of that is recorded or imprinted into this non-physical space.
So it's kind of like a giant record-keeping book that has everything written down in it from the beginning of time. Now, we do want to say that there is no scientific evidence to support the claims that the Akashic Records exist. However, throughout history, there have been many individuals around the world who have stated that they visited this non-physical space and accessed its records.
For example, famous figures such as Edgar Cayce, Helena Blavatsky, Rudolf Steiner, and even physicist Erwin Laszlo have all claimed that the Akashic Records exist, that these records are, and I quote, "...the electromagnetic imprint of everything that has ever happened in the universe."
Also, they have stated that these records have been accessed by ancient civilizations in the past to gain knowledge, such as the ancient Mayans and even the civilization that built Atlantis. Another thing that they claim is that extraterrestrials on other planets and galaxies far away have even accessed the Akashic records.
However, you do not have to be an extraterrestrial to access these records, because it is believed that they can be accessed by almost anyone. Once accessed, these records will reveal your life's purpose,
You can even step back and forth in time, such as going into your past and future lives. You can even learn secrets of the universe. So pretty much you get access to an infinite database of information, of all the information that has ever existed. Now, in this episode today, we are going to teach you how to access the Akashic Records,
However, before we do that, let's first talk about the history of these records and when they were first mentioned. Now, when we looked into the history of the Akashic records, we quickly learned that many different civilizations throughout human history describe individuals accessing a database of all the knowledge ever to exist. However, they did not call this database the Akashic records. For example, in a number of ancient Hindu texts, there is Narada Muni.
Now, Narada is described as a traveling musician with the supernatural ability to gain access to a hidden domain of cosmic knowledge. This realm of cosmic knowledge is spoken of in Hindu scripture, going back as far as the 6th century. To this day, Narada has a temple dedicated to him. Another example would be in ancient Egyptian lore. Many individuals state that the Akashic Records is what they call the Book of the Dead.
This book is rumored to have been written by the god Thoth, or his scribes, and it is said to contain not only a full account of all lives lived, but also the secrets of creation, the laws of nature, secrets of the afterlife, and prophecies about the end of days. Now, where is this Book of the Dead exactly?
Well, it is said that this book is either hidden in a secret chamber beneath a pyramid and is only to be read by a select few, or it is believed that Thoth himself hid the book in another dimension. Regardless, individuals claim that the Book of the Dead is pretty much the Akashic Records.
Now, another example in history of the Akashic Records is ancient China's text called the Yingting or also known as the Book of Changes. This is a set of ancient texts that are written very uniquely. These texts use binary patterns, much like an ancient computer program, and it sheds light on the past, present and future.
Now, in the late 1100 to early 1000 BCE, King Wen and his son Duc Chau added hexagrams to the text, along with their own interpretations. Over the years, they continued to develop this book with the influence from Confucius and his followers.
This book of changes, like we said, not only talks about the past, present and future, but it also gives detailed descriptions of how an individual can cultivate one's mind to access this database of information. Which, of course, many individuals point to that and say that they were talking about the Akashic Records.
Now, when it comes to pinpointing the origin of the term Akashic, pretty much Akashic records, and who used it first, it is surprisingly difficult. This is mainly because of the enormous amount of esoteric and occult lore that has been attached to it since the beginning of the 19th century. However, what we discovered is that in the late 1800s, there was a woman named Helena Blavatsky,
Now, Blavatsky was a Russian-born aristocrat. She was self-educated and traveled around the world. During her travels, she ended up going to a Tibetan monastery where she was taught a deeper understanding of religion, philosophy, and science. Blavatsky combined her learnings, and with that, she was able to supposedly see the secrets of the universe, or at least she claimed she could.
Eventually, she made her way to the United States and ended up causing some drama in the spiritual community. So at the time, many people in the spiritual community believed that they could contact the spirits of the dead and communicate with them. This led to a lot of people in that community taking advantage of people who had a loved one that passed away. The spiritual individuals would charge a fee for them to come and host a seance so that you could talk to your loved one that had passed away.
Well, Blavatsky learned about this and began arguing against the idea that the spirits being contacted were those of the dead. She was like, you're not talking to the spirits of the dead. They ain't out there. Of course, this pissed off a lot of people in the spiritual community. So we fast forward to 1873 and Blavatsky met Henry Steele Olcott, who was a Freemason and journalist.
With Henry's influence, Blavatsky rose to fame as a medium, which of course made other spiritual mediums pissed off and they began talking shit about her, claiming that she was a fraud. Two years later, in 1875, Blavatsky and Henry co-founded the Theosophical Society. Then shortly after that, in 1877, is when Blavatsky published the book titled ISIS Unveiled.
And it's not the Islamic State, not the terrorists. It's the god Isis. Yes, exactly. The Egyptian god Isis, not the terrorists. That would be some shit, though, if she predicted that, huh? Yeah. So in this book is where the word Akasha first appears and is used to describe a hidden database that is only accessible through one's mind.
Following that, this idea of this hidden database continued to spread throughout the West. Then Blavatsky ended up moving back to Europe and continued publishing books that supposedly revealed the secrets of the universe until her death in 1891. So following that, in the late 1800s to early 1900s, an individual came along named Edgar Cayce, aka the Sleeping Prophet.
Now, we have previously done an entire episode over Edgar Cayce. It was a Patreon exclusive episode that we published on December 7th of last year. So if you want a more in-depth episode about his life and predictions, you can go to Spotify or Patreon. And for only five bucks a month, you get access to not only that episode, but over 200 other episodes.
Now, like Aaron stated, we have previously done an episode over Edgar, so we aren't going to go super deep into discussing him. However, though, to sum it up, Edgar was an individual who would go into a trance and was able to see the future. He would give individuals advice on multiple different things, such as relationships and even business dealings. Edgar would even answer questions regarding the universe itself and life. And he even spoke about many strange things like the lost city of Atlantis, for example.
Now, Edgar ended up documenting a lot of his readings. And in this documentation, he stated that the source of the information came to him from two things. Now, before we get into that, we are going to take a quick break and we'll be right back.
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One of those things was that the information came from the subconscious mind of the individual he was doing the reading for. The second thing is that the information came from the biblical book of life, which people point to and say, hey, that biblical book of life that he's talking about, that's the Akashic records.
Now, some people point to a few of the readings that Edgar did as proof that he could access these Akashic records. For example, reading #1650-TAC-1, Edgar states:
Upon time and space are written the thoughts, the deeds, the activities of an entity, as in relationships to its surroundings, its hereditary influence, as directed, or judgment drawn by, or according to, what the entity's ideal is.
Hence, as it has been often called, the record is God's book of remembrance, and each entity, each soul, as the activities of a single day of an entity in the material world, either makes the good or bad or indifferent, depending upon the entity's application of self." Now, another example come from Edgar's reading number 2533, tack 8.
In this reading, an individual asks Edgar a series of questions. So to go over these questions, I will be acting as Edgar and Aaron will be the individual asking the questions. Let's begin. What is the Book of Life, Edgar? The record that the individual entity itself writes upon time and space through patience and is open when self has attuned to the infinite and may be read by those attuning to that consciousness.
Is this the book of God's remembrances? That is the book of life. What about the Akashic records? Those made by the individual, as just indicated. All right. So that was the conversation between Edgar Cayce and that one individual. And it seems like he spoke very cryptic-like. Seemed like he got annoyed with that last question. Like, what about the Akashic record? He's like, those are made by the individual, like I just said. Yeah.
All right. So around the same time that Edgar was out there talking about, hey, I can see the future and I can access this record database. And he was doing this in the United States. Another individual was doing this exact same thing in Austria, a person named Rudolf Steiner. Now, starting at a very young age, Rudolf began receiving visions of relatives in far off towns.
For example, he would get a vision that an individual had died way before the news traveled to his town. Then, at the age of 21, Rudolph met a farmer on a train. This farmer spoke with him about the spiritual plane and told him, Hey, I have my own experiences with strange visions and I see shit as well. You're not alone, Rudolph. That is like the most randomest shit right there.
I met a farmer on a train and he told me he's been to the spiritual. It was that encounter that pushed him into learning more about that type of stuff. Yeah. So we fast forward to 1899 and that is when Rudolph met with the Theosophical Society in Germany. Now, during this time, Rudolph was already highly educated in philosophy, but there was something missing in his life, a community that would understand him and his philosophical ideologies.
Rudolf began writing, and those writings would end up drawing philosophically-minded individuals to him. Then, in 1902, Rudolf became the president of the German Chapter of the Theosophical Society. Everything started off good for Rudolf and his German chapter. However, his teachings at the German chapter started to cause a rift with the traditional Theosophical Society.
This was due to Rudolph's Western approach, replacing Blavatsky's terminology with his own, as well as a disagreement with viewpoints of other prominent members in the society. Rudolph ended up saying, F*** it, told those members to f*** off, and his branch became known as the Anthroposophical Society. So he branched off. Branched off and made an even more complicated word to say.
Good for him. Nice. So it was at this point that Rudolf became vocal about his opposition to policies that supported segregation and actually advocated for independence for contested territories. This ultimately led to Rudolf being labeled as a traitor to Germany, and he was forced to give up his residence there.
However, this did not deter him because Rudolph continued to lecture up to four times a day until he could no longer physically do it any longer. Eventually, he would pass away in 1925 at the age of 64. Now, in the archives of Rudolph's work, he mentions the Akashic Records quite a bit. He claims that human beings cannot understand the concept of what the records truly are, and this is due to our limited understanding.
It is impossible to describe within the limitations of human vocabulary as to what these records truly are. Also in his archives, Rudolph states that the Gospels of the Bible were written by individuals who accessed the spiritual library, a.k.a. the Akashic Records, and that a lot of other religious texts from many other cultures were written this same way.
Yeah, he said that it wasn't a divine being that spoke with them. It was the Akashic Records speaking to these people who were able to access it. Yeah, and that's how they got all their information. Okay. Now, in total, there are over 500 references to the Akashic Records in Rudolph's writings. He talks about Atlantis, the evolution of mankind, and a whole lot more.
So that right there is pretty much what the Akashic Records are and them being mentioned throughout history. Now, I know what you're wondering. How the hell can I access this treasure trove of information and use it to become a supervillain? I mean, that's what somebody would do. I would do it. I'm going to become a supervillain. Oh, damn. Danger Dan is on the way. Danger Dan. That's my new shirt. Danger Dan. Oh, God.
Well, when it comes to accessing the Akashic records, almost anyone with patience can access them. Now, there are individuals who have dedicated their entire lives trying to access these records and have ultimately failed. However, there are some individuals who can access these records on their first attempt. So needless to say, do not get discouraged if you do not get access to them on your first try.
Many say that persistence in the form of repeated sessions over time brings the best results. Now, in regards to what you need to do to access them, there are many different methods that can be found in various books, YouTube videos, and even TikToks. That's right, TikToks. Even though there are many different methods, there are fundamental principles that are all the same, which we are going to go over. So to access the Akashic Records, you first need to decide what you want to know.
For example, are you just browsing around the library? If so, define your intention, which might be, I want to confirm the existence of the Akashic Records, or I want to experience the realm of the Akashic Records. After figuring out your intention, sit down in a quiet room, clear your mind,
And when you are ready, clearly state out loud or in your mind your intention and request that any guides, whether you know them or not, assist you. Now, during this period, use whatever meditation and breathwork practice you prefer to enter a relaxed, open state. Give yourself time to let your energy settle and center.
Afterwards, for a second time, ask out loud or in your mind to be allowed to access the records in regard to your question. It is important that during this time to stay in an open, receptive state, allowing information to enter your awareness. This information could come as visual or auditory or come in the form of a loved one, guide, or your interpretation of an angel.
Also, during this period, if you connect with another being, ask their name and clarify that you're looking for access to the records in regards to your question. After that's all said and done and you're ready, you can end your session and then after that, make sure you take the time to record or write down your experience.
Oh, another thing though, even if you believe that nothing happened, write down any impressions or thoughts that you may have had at that moment. Hindsight may reveal more than expected. And that is a simplified version of how to access the Akashic Records. And remember, like we previously stated, if you didn't get access to it the first time, that's okay. Just keep trying because for many individuals, it takes more than one attempt.
For example, I've tried over 800 times and I still haven't accessed them.
Dan, the other day, accessed them on his first try and he was like, whoa. And then he hopped right back out of it. I wish. Also, I want to let everyone know that there are many different ways to access this information. So if you access it in a different way than how we described, that's okay. We are aware of that. We just gave you the basic fundamental principles of how to access them. Like the beginner steps. Exactly. You know what I'm thinking? The ice bath.
Get into the ice bath. That clears your mind. Clears your mind and you have to center yourself. Mm-hmm. Wonder if that'd be the best time to try it. We could give it a go. I'll attempt it and I'll record it. Okay. I'll let everyone know how it goes. All right. If I come back at all. He's lost in the library. He won't get out of the ice bath. It's the damn Akashics. They got him again. All right. So that right there is what the Akashic records are. Them being mentioned throughout history and how to access them.
Now, just like every week, our episode does not stop here because now we are going to get into our strange facts and findings section. So our first strange fact and finding is about Aaron's favorite individual named Philip K. Dick. Now, before we get into that, we are going to take a quick break. This is our last one, so don't go nowhere. All right, welcome back. So our first strange fact and finding is about Aaron's favorite individual named Philip K. Dick. Absolutely. One of my favorite authors of all time.
Actually, my favorite author of all time, hands down. No one even gets close to him. If you find any old books by Philip K. Dick, Aaron will do various things for you to get that book. No, I will not. No, I will not. I'll buy them from you. I collect all of his works. So, yeah. Anyways, now, Philip was an American science fiction writer. During his lifetime, he wrote 44 novels and about 121 short stories.
A lot of his books have been turned into movies, such as Minority Report, A Scanner Darkly, Total Recall, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, which was the movie Blade Runner, and even the television show The Man in the High Castle. Now, some consider Philip K. Dick to be the greatest science fiction author of all time, which I consider that to be 100% true. Now, throughout the years, many have wondered, where did all of these crazy futuristic ideas come from
that he wrote down in his books. Well, for years, Philip would never dive into detail about how he came up with these ideas. That was until 1977. So in 1977, which was a few years before he died, Philip ended up holding a conference in France where he spoke to a crowd of reporters. During this speech, Philip made some remarkable claims.
He stated that beginning in February of 1974 and continuing for the next eight years, he had a series of mystic experiences and would receive communications with what he called VALIS. According to Philip, VALIS, V-A-L-I-S, was short for Vast Active Living Intelligence System. Now, this VALIS was a device that was a space-like probe
and it was hovering around Earth's atmosphere. Philip stated that this vallis was directly beaming information and visions into his head. Now, this information and visions were from different alternate timelines, and he would use that information to write his books. Now, why do we mention this?
Well, a lot of people point to this valise and state that Philip was not in contact with some space probe that was beaming information down to him, but in fact, that he was actually connecting with the Akashic Records. Unknowingly to Philip, he was able to tap into these records and gain knowledge of his future works. I could see how that's interpreted as the Akashic Records.
But there's something I want to add to this. Philip did elaborate on VALUS a little more. He stated that VALUS was an ancient satellite from another world. This satellite was sent here to Earth a long time ago by these beings that have three eyes and crab claws.
Now, these creatures supposedly built our civilization, taught us humans how to write and taught us science, and then they ended up returning to their own world. They ended up leaving Valis behind as a way to monitor humans and beam information down to certain individuals when civilization needed a boost. So yeah, figured I'd just throw that information in there.
So maybe VALIS wasn't the Akashic Records, or maybe it was the Akashic Records. Or maybe it was just an ancient satellite monitoring humans. Who knows? Regardless, it's interesting. Three-eyed, crab-clawed beings. I could see like an AI being three eyes and having crab claws. An artificial intelligence of sorts.
I mean, they are pretty sturdy. If you think like lobsters and crabs and stuff like that. Mm-hmm. Strong claws. All right. So that was our first strange fact and finding. Let's get into our next one. All right. So our next strange fact and finding is about an individual and their personal experience.
So an individual went on the website Reddit and described their experience of using a YouTube video to do a guided meditation into the Akashic Records. Maybe that's what you can use. Whenever you go jump in the cold plunge, you can use the YouTube to help you do the guided meditation. I'll probably do it Thursday morning. Nice. Yeah.
Alright, so this individual who did the guided meditation into the Akashic Records stated that they had no prior knowledge of what the Akashic Records were and they did not read into any of the comments on that YouTube video that they were using to help guide them. So their post ends up describing their experience and it states...
After settling into the meditation, I eventually came to a staircase right before the guided meditation told me that I should be standing at the staircase of a great temple. I couldn't see the temple itself, but the ghost of a building that the ethereal stairs were attached to. Once walking up, I came to a library that contained glowing books, except one book to the left of me was not glowing.
At this point, the guided meditation voice told me that I should be in a room with books, and if the library was empty, I was not ready. The guided meditation also told me that only one book should be glowing. The only book not glowing looked like a green leather bound book, but when I tried to take it, I couldn't.
I was determined and eventually pulled the book from the shelf, opening the first page only to find it empty except for a strange pull tab. I then saw another book that wasn't glowing right next to where the first one was. This one was huge and shifted between an old intricate leather bound book and an ancient one made of wood, shifting back and forth. When I picked it up, it settled on the wooden version.
I knew immediately that this book wasn't empty and when I opened it, the book was filled to the brim with an ancient language I couldn't understand. I tried opening the green book again and this time I could see through the first page that there was in fact writing in that book as well. I was determined to get something out of this experience and all of a sudden I was flooded with false memories of myself and an ex being happy together.
I felt disgusted and I started to panic. A million questions began racing through my mind. Suddenly, I saw three shadows looming near, but I didn't feel threatened. At this point, I decided to start asking questions instead of rushing in blindly. I asked, what do I need? And a golden arch made of light appeared. McDonald's. McDonald's, you can have it your way, bitch.
But we'll get your order wrong. And we'll give you food poisoning. And food poisoning. God dang. The three shadow figures started to get more defined. I could feel the archway pulling me towards the exit. But I was not ready to go, and I started to cry. I felt immediately comforted. Next thing I knew, I saw myself curled up on the ground outside in front of my door. Everything was beautiful, but I was still afraid.
I was brought back to the figures that were beginning to have more shape and detail. My tears were wiped away and the golden archway was replaced by my apartment door, still glowing. The figures assured me that it would be worth it and gave me cryptic encouragement, sort of joking with me, which surprised me. I asked more questions. One of the figures, which I could tell was feminine, placed her hand on my shoulder to calm me.
I finally looked at this figure and although I couldn't see her face, she was beautiful. At that point, I finally felt confident enough to leave. But before I could, one of the other figures stopped me. Again, I couldn't see its face, but this one was also feminine and younger than the first. Early 20s. The young woman hugged me tightly and cried, begging me not to go.
I could tell without looking that her makeup was ruined, and found myself reassuring the second figure much in the same way the first figure had reassured me. The second figure revealed to me why the false memories of myself being happy with my ex disgusted them. We weren't meant to be together. I thanked the figures and said goodbye. I walked through the glowing apartment door of mine and the meditation was over.
Damn, welcome to McDonald's. May I have your order? All right, you had your fill of nuggets and french fries. Get back in your apartment, bitch. Goddamn. You know what? I didn't know that ghosts could wear makeup. I didn't know it could get ruined either. Them some strong ghost tears. Yeah, the more you learn. The more you learn. All right, so let's get on to our next strange fact and finding, which is about pop culture references to the Akashic Records.
So, in modern times, many individuals have mentioned the Akashic Records. For example, the famous music artist Prince. He released an album called Rainbow Children in 2001. On this album, there is a song called Family Name. In that song, Prince describes people accessing their family history through the Akashic Records.
The lyrics start off with a robotic individual saying, Welcome. You have just accessed the Akashic Records Genetic Information Division. This program is required for those wishing to obtain a marriage blessing from the kingdom. When you wish to begin this program, place your right hand on the scanner and tightly clench up your butt cheeks as you might feel a slight electrical shock. Please select the race history you desire.
You have selected African-American. This is your history. And then it continues on. So that's just a little taste of what it is. Your butt cheeks are going to get shocked. You're going to be an African-American during the song. As you read that, I was looking at the second line. I'm thinking maybe there's a cryptic message or something. No, you're just accessing the Akashic Records.
But I took the first letter of each one, T-A-R-G-I-D. And you know what the first thing that came to my mind? Target. Welcome to Target. The program is required for those wishing to buy everything. But that's a, that's very odd though. Yeah, it's a really weird song. It's like eight minutes long too, so it's really long. All right. So other examples of references to the Akashic Records in modern times would be the TV show Charmed. I used to watch the hell out of Charmed. I'll just...
I feel it. I feel it over there. You're getting judged. I don't want to do this episode no more. In season two, episode seven, a man has to protect his knowledge of the Akashic records from warlocks. Also, another TV show called Eureka, the first two seasons of that show are heavily centered around the Akashic records. Have you seen Eureka?
I remember watching it back, but like I didn't really pay attention too much to it. It was like one of those filler shows for me where I just put it on in background while I'm researching. Oh. Just because it has multiple series and whatever, it just goes on. I do that with The Office. That's what I should do. The Office is pretty good in certain parts. Yeah. All right. So that right there are a few strange facts and findings about the Akashic Records. Now let's jump into our theory section and discuss the theories surrounding this topic.
Alright, so with our theory section, this topic falls underneath two possible scenarios. It's either real or it's either fake. Now there are multiple different sub theories under each which we will discuss. So the first theory we are going to discuss is that it is real. This theory is that the Akashic records are real and that it is a database of sorts that any human can access.
And there are some sub theories under the real theory. So one of the sub theories is called code. And of course, this falls under the assumption that the Akashic records are real. So this code theory states that the entire universe is made up of an energetic code of sorts.
Everything we do, say, or even think creates a vibration which imprints into this energetic code. Human beings have the ability to access this code by meditating and changing their vibrational frequencies to align with the records that they are trying to access. So it's all about vibrations, baby. All about them frequencies. Yeah. The next theory that we have is called simulation.
Again, this theory falls under the assumption that the Akashic Records are real. So, this theory states our entire universe is a simulation. These Akashic Records are just our simulation program code describing the entire outcome of everything. We are able to access this record because we are essentially a part of the simulation code itself. If this is truly the case, then we have no free will and everything is already determined.
That would kind of make sense. If it was a simulation, everything would be coded out and already pre-written. And that's why we are able to access these Akashic records because these records is pretty much the code to everything that has ever happened and will happen in the universe. Or could happen because like that girl, her experience of being with her ex disgusted the, uh,
angels or guides or whatever they are and her and her so it shows the possibilities that aren't good for you yeah so kind of like dr strange he accessed all the possibilities the akasha crackers and he says one there's one tony and you know what to do you got to take the hand and you got to stick it up thanos's ass okay maybe not that but almost and it makes you wonder why the possibility of ant-man not going up thanos and just expanding yeah
Obviously, Thanos might have liked it. So they said no. That happened on that one TV show. What's it called? Oh, God. It's like bad. It's not bad boys. It's it's the boys. The boys. Yeah, that TV show. OK, so the superhero. Now, if you've never seen the TV show, the boys, it's a horrible name for the TV show itself, but it's pretty much real life individuals having superpowers and how they would act.
And it is, well, I would say it represents it accurately. I mean, it's pretty much spot on. Like, not all superheroes are going to be, you know, perfectly nice. These ones get tired of having to do all the shit for people and acting all goody-goody. Yeah. There's one guy who shrinks himself down and then enlarges himself. And tell him what happens on one episode, Dan. All right. So the guy, he was with his significant other.
And he was obviously snorting some coke. Cocaine. So he decides to shrink himself and end up climbing into his partner's phallus. And since he did coke right before that, it ended up tickling his little nostrils and he sneezed and he enlarged inside of his partner's phallus. On accident. On accident, which pretty much just destroyed his partner.
So he went from being the size of like an ant or something like that. Yeah. And then when he sneezed, he became the size of a full grown human. So him enlarging like that just tore his partner completely in half and killed him. Yeah, it was terrible. And it showed all that in that TV show. They hold nothing back. No, they don't. So do not watch it with your kids. Or do we aren't telling you how to parent.
I'm going to advise not to, though. Yeah, I would advise not to. That's just some friendly advice. Yeah. All right. So let's get on to our next theory. So the next theory we have is called fake. Now, there are multiple theories as to why this Akashic Records could be fake.
One of the theories state that the Akashic Records were entirely made up as a way to manipulate spiritual people out of money in the early 1900s, just like how they were doing with the seances. So we know that Blavatsky at the time came over and she saw all of these spiritual people charging individuals to host seances and saying, hey, we can contact your loved ones that have passed away.
Blavatsky was like, let me create another market and say, hey, I can access everything. You want to just communicate with your loved one? Don't worry. I can get every single ounce of knowledge and I know how to access it all. Buy my book about ISIS, the terrorists in the Middle East.
Now, the only thing, though, is the person that meditates and accesses the Akashic Records can only view theirs, right? They can view anything. I thought it was just theirs. Nope. Oh, damn. It is advised to only view theirs, but they can also view others or everything.
Damn, that would be like messing with people's free will if you did that, because you would know the outcome and different paths of people's choices. Yep. So you can manipulate to where the outcome is what you want it to be. If you remember in the Edgar Cayce episode, whenever people would come to him about business dealings, they would ask him, hey, what should I do about this business dealing? And he would go into his meditative state and he would tell them, OK, this is what you do.
because he was looking at the outcome of all those possible scenarios. Just like Doctor Strange in the Marvel movie or whatever. He looked at all the different possibilities and scenarios. That's cheating. Yeah. Now, what's another theory we got, Dan?
Alright, now another theory as to why the Akashic Records is fake is a little less talked about. This theory states that demons made up the Akashic Records and individuals who think they are getting access to them are actually in contact with demons who tricked the individual into granting them access into their mind. Oh, now I don't want to try it. You are tricked by a demon, a spiritual entity of sorts. Says, oh, look at this individual trying to gain this knowledge. I'm going to
State hey, I'm an entity and I can grant you access to this come inside my library and instead this library is this demons mind and then they're able to access your memories your thoughts and control your emotions and outcomes damn, you know what I just thought about hmm, it doesn't have to do with demons but a library in your mind Have you seen the movie the dreamcatcher that was written by Stephen King? Mm-hmm. So it's about aliens. No, but
The one guy that gets taken over, I believe his name is Jonesy. The alien takes over him, but he still has his conscious, which he's hiding in his mind's library. So he has like this big spiral staircase of library that he has. And it has like everything about his past, present, stuff like that. I don't know about future.
But he was going through there and hiding in his library while this alien was trying to enter his mind through there. I wonder if that's like a reference to the Akashic Records. Maybe. Maybe that's how Elon Musk is going to get into our own Akashic Records or the entire Akashic Records is that he links everybody's brains up and then uses everybody's brain power with the what the hell is that thing called? I forgot what the something link.
Neuralink. Yeah, he links up everybody's brain with Neuralink and then uses that combined power to access hidden knowledge. Damn, doing God's work. All right, now there's something else that I wanted to discuss in regards to the theories around this topic. So let's say the Akashic Records are real. What stops the government from using it against their enemies? I mean, the government has explored remote viewing.
Why haven't they explored the Akashic records? Or maybe they have, and it's been kept top secret. There are rumors that the government hires the psychics to pretty much guard this spiritual realm that these people are able to remote view in. Maybe they are guarding the Akashic records and not allowing anyone to access them.
I can tell you, I access that thing every single freaking night. Well, not every single night, but I believe that's where dreams come from, and I believe that's where I got some of my ideas from. Hmm. So what stops the government from accessing it and using it against enemies, or even us? I think the government's already looked into it. Now, what they found out, I don't know. But I think they're keeping it hush-hush. So that brings me back to my question to you, Dan. Do you think the Akashic Records are real or fake? Hmm.
So the Akashic Records contains the past, present, and future, and all possibilities that we could have made. And all knowledge about everything. I'm talking every single bit of knowledge in the universe it contains. Imagine becoming like the universe itself and knowing everything. That's what it has in it. The Akashic Records are pretty much that. I don't know. Honestly, I actually would like to believe it's real. But do you believe it's real?
That's going to be a no because of that hesitation. It's going to be a no.
I feel like if anybody would have probably accessed this already, it would have been the government with how many people, all the testing, all the projects they've had. I feel like they would have already done something with it. Then again, I don't know if there's like any classified documents on it. Not that I've seen. There's none. I've looked it up. There are no classified records in regards to the Akashic records. Yeah. So I honestly don't believe it's real.
but would I like for it to be real? I actually, I kind of would. I mean, that would be pretty cool. The fact that if you could sit there and meditate and learn about just like just yourself, at least go through back to your past, your present, I mean, hypnosis, it allows you to go back into the past to let you go back through repressed memories, stuff like that. I mean, who's to say that when you get hypnotized like that, going to hypnosis, you're not actually accessing these Akashic records.
to play this back i mean that could be the case yeah i mean the akashic records could literally just be your mind your brain because you know some parts are hard to access than others i guess or maybe we're just all connected as one being and all of our minds are connected i mean we're all when you break it down we're all part of the universe and uh maybe we can all have access to this information
But in regards to the Akashic Records, I believe they're real. And there's a reason why. This is going to sound dumb. Don't judge me. Yesterday, I went home because I wasn't feeling really well. And I was just laying there. I was like, okay, I'm going to take a break. And I'm going to take a nap.
And I laid down and I was in the middle of being asleep and the middle of being awake. Sort of like a meditation thing, right? You're in that limbo state of almost asleep and almost awake. Like a daze? Kind of, yeah. You're almost asleep. All of a sudden, I got this big flow of information just beamed into my head.
And it was basically a story of another world and exactly how Philip K. Dick described stories that would be told to him. And I wrote it down and I plan to write a book about it because it is one of the craziest stories I've ever thought of. No one's ever written a book about it. I've never heard anyone talk about it or even say anything like that before. It's like, where did that come from? Did my mind just make it up randomly? Was it a dream?
I think there is an information river out there. And every now and then, we're able to dip our toes into it. And it grants us access to certain information
And somehow, through meditation, we're able to access it. But I'm not good at meditation, so it just randomly beams information down to me. So it could either be the Akashic Records or just Valis beaming information to you. Yeah. I'll take it as the same thing. Valis, Akashic Records, something's giving me information. I don't know what it is. Hmm. I don't know. I feel like there would be a difference between Valis and the Akashic Records. I mean, all it is is a big thing of information. It's a big thing of information, but the delivery is different.
I feel that the Akashic Records can give out information too. At least that's what my belief is. If you go into a meditative state. And I think that's what I was in. Some sort of like weird transition of a sleep and awake. I don't know. I wish I got something like that. I get like ideas in the middle of the night just randomly, but.
Well, you do get that sometimes. I mean, that one dream you had, I believe the Akashic records can also feed you information through dreams. I mean, yeah, like that was like a totally crazy ass alien story. Then you wrote it down and, and you plan on turning it into a book. One of these days. Well, if you are a loved one, have access to the Akashic records, or you think they're fake, or you, uh, just want to tell us your experience.
please send us an email to Aaron, A-A-R-O-N, or Dan, D-A-N, at Theories of the Third Kind, and we would love to hear from you. That's right. But with that being said, do you have anything else you would like to add to today's episode, Dan? Other than, you know, Thursday morning, when I go try to do the ice bath thing, I'll try to see if I can access the Akashic Records or get possessed by a demon. Yep. Either or is going to
be very interesting maybe i'll buy some sage beforehand and light it up when i'm out there just just to try to do like some protection pour some salt around the ice bath your eyes roll back in the back of your head start levitating out of the ice bath you come out there you see the sage in the fucking ice bath and see a demon just stirring making dan tea you're like it's danger dan danger dan tea buy it at your local gas station
All right. Well, with that being said, I want to thank you for joining us today. And again, thank you for all your support. You are all amazing. Every single one of you. So Dan, you want to roll this out? Sure will. It's okay to be out of this world with your thoughts. Because you are not alone. Boom. Boom.
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