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The Sunday Carve Up - 2nd June

2024/6/2
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专注于电动车和能源领域的播客主持人和内容创作者。
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@主持人 :节目涵盖多个话题,从园艺知识的测试,到咖啡馆经营策略的建议,以及为听众点播歌曲、解决听众问题等。穿插着许多幽默的互动和即兴表演,例如用“Big H”称呼所有名字以H开头的男士,以及对粗吸管的吐槽。 主持人还分享了与蓝莓卡车司机的趣事,以及一只鸽子飞入解说席的搞笑经历。 节目中也穿插着对Spinalese枕头和床垫的广告宣传。 @Andrew : 作为特别嘉宾参与节目互动,分享生活中的趣事。 @Joey : 在节目中点播歌曲,并与主持人进行轻松愉快的互动。 @Sam : 描述了他乏味的一周,并得到主持人的安慰和互动。 @Michelle : 委托主持人为其96岁的祖母演唱歌曲。 @Guido Hatch : 被主持人调侃在自助餐的频繁出现。 @Paul Gallant : 参与节目评论环节,与其他评论员进行互动。 @Roman : 参与节目评论环节,与其他评论员进行互动。 @Harry : 参与节目互动,分享对粗吸管的看法,并对鸽子飞入解说席的事件做出幽默的回应。

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周日欢乐时光:一场充满笑声和意外的广播盛宴

今天,我经历了一场妙趣横生的广播节目,内容丰富得如同盛宴一般,从园艺小测试到咖啡馆经营秘籍,再到为听众点歌、解决他们的生活琐事,应有尽有。 整个节目充满了即兴的幽默和意想不到的插曲,让我捧腹大笑之余,也感受到了广播节目的独特魅力。

节目一开始,就用一个关于鸡笼网和木材基底的园艺问题考较了我一番。 我承认,我当时完全懵了! 但这只是节目的开胃菜。 接下来,我们讨论了咖啡馆的经营策略,我甚至提出了一个大胆的想法:将每周二设为“无上装周二”!

“Big H”的诞生

我创造了一个新的称呼:“Big H”,用来称呼所有名字以H开头的男士,无论他们身材如何。 这引发了一连串的玩笑,也让节目气氛更加轻松活泼。 我们还计算了一下,每天68杯咖啡的销售额足以支付一位咖啡师的工资,当然,这还得加上牛奶和咖啡豆的成本。 我甚至开玩笑说,可以让他顺便打扫厕所!

与听众的互动:歌声、故事和请求

一位来自悉尼东郊的特别嘉宾Andrew分享了他的生活趣事,而Joey则点播了歌曲,并与我进行了轻松愉快的互动。 Sam则描述了他枯燥乏味的一周,我则尽力安慰他。 最令人难忘的是Michelle的请求:为她96岁的祖母演唱《老鹰摇滚》。 我欣然答应,并即兴表演了一段,虽然歌词有点跑偏,但现场气氛热烈,大家都沉浸在欢乐之中。

意外的惊喜:蓝莓和鸽子

节目中还穿插着一些意想不到的插曲。 我分享了与一位蓝莓卡车司机偶遇的趣事,他竟然要求和我合影,并用一瓶蓝莓作为交换。 更令人啼笑皆非的是,一只鸽子突然飞进了解说席! 我和其他评论员慌乱地躲避,这场景真是滑稽至极。 Harry甚至开玩笑说要把它做成晚餐!

关于吸管的吐槽和Spinalese的广告

我忍不住吐槽了现在流行的粗吸管,它们实在太粗了,吸起奶茶来费力得很。 这引发了关于吸管直径和饮用速度的讨论,甚至有人说我找到了自己的人生方向——“伟大的吸管使用者”。

最后,当然少不了对Spinalese枕头和床垫的广告宣传。 我必须诚实地说,我确实很喜欢它,它让我每天早上醒来都感觉神清气爽。

总而言之,这档节目充满了惊喜和笑声,是一场令人难忘的广播体验。 我期待着下一次的周日欢乐时光!

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Now on Wide World of Sports, the Sunday Carve-Up. Chicken wire mark is used when there is a timber substrate to counter any potential settlement or movement popping up off it. What do you mean, yes? LAUGHTER

What do you mean yes? Well, I was testing you. You didn't know. You wouldn't have a clue. This is the... Of course I do. This is the horticulturalist. What does Ray say? You spent more time in the Chinese restaurant than you did doing law. Chinese restaurant at Bass Hill. Beautiful. I'm a member here. There's a gym just out the back. The stadium gym. When can we do it? In the two o'clock news. Yes. Wait a minute. I've got my phone. We'll video it.

No, you've got to do it too. I don't want to do it. I'm not the one saying I can do it. Brady, I need 10 minutes to warm up. Have you got a potato peeler? I certainly do because my kids do it. So you've never peeled them? I definitely have peeled potatoes before. When's the last time you helped make dinner?

I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll tell you when. I'll tell you when. Anybody with a name starting with H is automatically Big H. Anybody. It could be Harry. It could be Henry. It could be Harold. Well, Harish. G'day, Big H. How are you? Harish. Harish, our number one tech man. I always walk into the box. I'm like, g'day, Big H. What if the bloke's five foot two? Is he still Big H? Doesn't matter. He gets Big H. So 68 coffees pays their wage for the day.

And on top of that, you're paying for the milk and the coffee and all that sort of stuff. Who said the barista will only be making coffee? What else I do? I'll have him cleaning toilets. Oh! That's just who you want making your coffee. Hold on. I've just got the dunny brush. I'm just going to scrub the brass cover here in a sec to make your coffee. How do you want your coffee? I'll have it brown, thanks. I've got an idea too that I think will boost. Why don't you make Tuesdays topless Tuesdays?

I note there's a very special guest waiting on line, Andrew from the eastern suburbs of Sydney. Are you there, Andrew? Yes, I am. It's a very sad night, someone.

What are you doing? These poor old nights. Well, we're going to cheer you up, Joey. You reckon you've got the three songs. Can we go one by one? What do you reckon number one is? Can I ask what your life's become when you've got to ring us at 5 to 11 on a Friday night? I know. How sad is it? I'm not sure.

He wins the jumper at least. We'll send him a jersey. Yes, I did play golf today, but it was the first time I had been out of the house all week. Sam. Sam.

Sounds like my week. The prosecution rest. G'day, Michelle. Big man, I've got to ask you a very big favour for my grandmother who's just turned 96. I asked her what would she like for her birthday and she said, well, can you organise the big man to sing the Eagle Rock for me? Get ready, hold on, get ready. Here we go. Hey, listen. This is for grandmama, Joe. Dance to Eagle Rock. Everybody get up. Here we go. Whee!

Oh, no. They changed the words. We need the chorus. We need the chorus. Get ready, girl. Come on, girl. Join in. Get up, you miserable thing. I'm googling potatoes. Get up. Yes, sir. Then you do the eagle rock. Hey, hey, hey. Do the eagle rock. See the stairs.

I'm just crazy. There's a couple of women not too happy with you, Daryl, suggesting that they can't read the Gregories. I think this bloke's geeing up. He goes, my wife always reads the bloody thing upside down. That's from Wayne. You would hate me.

Someone will be like, oh, how did you get there? I'm like, I don't know, M something. So we're down having a coffee at a little place near me at Sylvania. A bloke pulls up. I think it said Mr. Berry or something. You know, blueberries on the truck. He goes, oh, g'day, how are you going? Can I have a photo? He said, yeah, mate, for a free pint of the blueberries. They nailed it with the age group. It's awesome. I didn't appear, but I was 15. 15? I was a late

Bloomer. I was a late bloomer too. We know that now. Guido Hatch, it's a very good afternoon to you. Mate, I've seen a picture of the Continuous Boys, mate. The only thing continuous about you, mate, is your presence at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Mate, I remember looking at the photo. I thought, no, mate, it's a boy band.

Let's get a special comment for Castrol, Paul Gallant. Roman, you're an idiot. What did you just talk to me about? He didn't knock that on. Of course he knocked it on. It went backwards and then went forwards. It came out of his hand. Hey, Gallant, you like that? I'm back, boy. I'm back. That was crap. You're crap, Roman. Oh, there's a bird there. Oh, my. Where is it? There's a bird. There's a bird that's flying into the commentary box. Oh, no. Run.

Run for your lives. Gal, it's a pigeon. You've run away like it's a magpie or something. Oh, Jesus. Harry, can we get rid of it? We might take it. Gal, calm down. It's a bird. Relax. Harry just texted the wife, we're having pigeon for dinner, love. LAUGHTER

Just from one of our listeners on, Harry, how did Harry know that the pigeon was female? Well, it was obvious, boys, from its lack of sense of direction. My point these days is when you get the straws, the paper straws or the cardboard straws or whatever you want to call them, they seem to be a whole lot thicker. So when I put them in my mouth, I had one the other day, I put them in my mouth, yeah, like a big, like that. Yeah. I'm like,

I put it in my mouth. I'm so glad. I put it in my mouth. And then to actually suck the fluid up, it was a big effort. It was a big fat straw. It was such a big effort to suck this milkshake through the straw was a big effort. Are you saying because the straws are bigger diameter and bigger than normal straws, you're drinking it way quicker than you want to? 100%. Way faster. Maybe you thought of sucking it a bit slower. Well, maybe you found your calling in life. Maybe you're a great sucker.

This is the part where you're supposed to talk about your spine. I know, I'm just laughing. My Spinalese pillow and my mattress. Does she like the Spinalese mattress? She did this morning. That's it. No more. No more. I love my Spinalese pillow and mattress. It's absolutely brilliant. It honestly conforms to my body and I wake up every day feeling refreshed. I'm not even joking. We should have talked about the mattress. Yeah.

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