Ari the Don part 2: "I got your back"
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- Come on, we finna eat this chicken up for real. - What do you do with that after? - Just let it sit there, don't worry about it. - And then you like pour it? - It's gonna get cold and then you pour it, you're supposed to pour it in the bag and then pour it out. That's how you're not supposed to pour it down the sink. - Do you secretly pour it? - But this ain't your sink, so you can pour it in there. Not hot though, just let it cool off. - Okay. - You wanna try a little hot sauce on it? Even though that's not the right hot sauce? - If you think that's a good idea. - Yeah. You like hot spicy stuff? - Uh-huh. Oh my God, that's a lot. I've never seen so much of it.

Bobby, eat that chicken. Don't be scared. Okay. Bird, come try one of these wings, for real. You should come try one. Don't deny her. Come try these wings. Both of you guys. Y'all too. Go ahead. Come try the wings. Don't deny her. They are the same. No, they're all the same. Oh, yeah. The fresh one. Tell me what y'all think about that. One out of ten. One out of ten.

One out of ten. It's too hot. It's too hot. It's really good. What y'all think about it? It's good. They thumbs up, but you can't see that. They're trying to hide their faces because they know their wives are going to see it. Your sister said she wanted a drink and then she didn't get one. Of course, come over here. This is good. Do you and your sister fight? Oh my god, that was really...

Do you guys fight? Mm-mm. Ever? We don't fight, huh? We don't be fighting. You guys don't fight? I want a refund on my sister. Y'all be fighting? Yeah. Like fist fighting? No. Oh. Is that what you thought I meant? I didn't mean that. Huh. You guys, like, argue. Yeah. Yeah, she real mean. Are you? Mm-hmm. I don't get that from you. She the real mean sister. So we got a mean sister, a slow sister. She didn't make it here in time? Uh-uh.

What is Ashley like? She likes overly spiritual greens, zen, crystals. Then you got me. What am I? Wild. That's me. I'm the wild sister. She not wild, right? Bobby, you wild? No. What you be doing wild? You don't be twerking. You don't do nothing in the club. You be chilling. You listen to whatever that music is your sister was listening to. There's nothing wild about that.

I have you cool with your baby then you gotta y'all just broke up y'all I mean your ex-husband y'all ain't even into it y'all gotta get into it a little bit you need to call him be like you got me up just call him real quick like for real you got me oh my god if you would just be like don't play with me no we're friends I hugged him this morning when he dropped off the kids for real so sweet yeah you don't hug your baby daddy hell no he would not touch me girl really I mean

Love him still. He cool though. Me and my baby daddy, we cool. Yeah. We cool. But we was into it for like a long time. It took so long for us to get to this place. Yeah. I feel like we've always been kind of, we're good. For real? Yeah. Yeah, I would never like, bitch don't call my phone. No, we're like, I could call him right now and ask for a favor and he would do it maybe. Like he would like be nice about it. For real? Yeah. He's busy though. He's in school and he's...

He works, so like... - So how he feel about your like new career and all that? You know, you all around the world, you in the industry now and all that, like doing that. - He's really supportive of it. He like helped me yesterday, like with my website, 'cause I'm dropping merch. He like had the- - Did you bring some? - I don't have any yet.

I'll give you some, but it's not going to be a good shirt for you. It's a good shirt for someone like me. And what the fuck that mean, Bobby? It says I don't fit in here. Exactly. You fit in everywhere. That's true, like literally here, but you fit in everywhere else you are. You fit in here. I like that for you. I don't fit in here. Yeah. That fits your brand. It fits me. That's how I feel anytime I walk into a room. Yeah, like you don't fit in. But you be in the spot, so it's like fuck y'all. I want to. I want to fit in.

Why you want to fit in? You gotta stand out. I do stand out, but like in a horrible way. You don't stand out when you don't fit in. I stand out for not fitting in. Right. Yeah. I like that. I don't know. I'm accepting it. It's just who I am. I genuinely wish that I could walk into a club and just like fit in. Like, I'm like, it comes so naturally for everyone. But for me, I'm just like...

I'm surrounded by a bunch of black people. Of course, you're not going to fit in immediately. You got to get after this, after you go cook some chicken, put it in there. I'm like, they just probably invited to auto cookout. I'm telling you.

Cook this chicken right here. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small project.

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wrong so please join us over here at sibling rivalry available anywhere you get your podcast you can listen and subscribe for free for free honey let me tell you something you eating tofu and all that of course you got to you know move and groove your way in that thing you gotta cook this for your kids i'm gonna cook this you like it that's gonna like your third wing

It's good. And you did that so easily. Yeah, you just razzled us. Okay, so let's do step by step. What do we do? Okay. We take the chicken. We touch it. We put it into a glass bowl. And then we rinse it. We should have used... Write this down if you guys are watching and you don't know how to cook either. Right. Okay.

You take the chicken. You should rinse it with lemon and vinegar, but we didn't have that. So you rinse it in cold water. Cold water. Right. And then you take it and you put it back into the bowl. And now you add a bunch of seasoning. Just screenshot the seasonings here because I've never heard of any of these before. I've heard of garlic salt.

- And mustard. But that's not even the right mustard, so it would taste better if we used it. - But it's cool, it's cool. It's cool, it's organic, it's just that. - What would you have preferred? - What's the regular mustard called? French, Frenchies, French something? - Okay. - Just mustard, they know. Yellow mustard. - I feel like that's yellow mustard. - Yeah, but it's organic. - What's wrong? It tastes the same. - You're making fried chicken. - Okay, you're right. Nothing healthy about this, yeah. No, you're right. What is the last one there? - Saison.

no this oh sorry i said lost one but oh that's paprika oh that's not what we're supposed to use oh is it paprika right yeah okay okay all right okay so you put all of those onto it right and then you mix it with your hands and you keep pushing past when it feels disgusting you just like have to keep going and then you add egg just one egg well it depends i guess how many if you're making the amount that we made you had an egg and you just mix it right and it's okay

You just wash your hands after. And then you grab a trash bag and you put flour in it. And corn starch. And corn starch. How much corn starch? I didn't see that. Just like a quart. We didn't use the buttermilk. We did not.

You're supposed to add that buttermilk. Just a little bit anyway. It ain't no big difference. Okay, so buttermilk optional. Right. Okay. When would you add that if you were going to? You add it in the mix with the eggs and all that. Oh, okay. And then that's really like, too, if you're leaving it sitting. Like, you could let your chicken marinate, put it in the refrigerator, let it sit. That's really when I do the buttermilk, but we was cooking these instantly anyway, so it really is not like too much of a deal breaker. Okay. It's mostly if you're letting them marinate. Oh. Okay. Okay.

Would it taste better if you let it marinate? Hell yeah. Oh, next time we'll do that. Okay, boom. So then you take not this pot, because she hates this, get a cast iron one. Exactly. So they could deep fry. I just feel like that was deep. But there ain't nothing deep about that pan. What do you mean? It's like two inches deep.

Keep going, baby, for real. Keep going. Okay, then you put canola oil in a pan and you leave it there for like 20 minutes. Let it get hot. Let it get real hot. And then you take the chicken, you put it in the flour trash bag with the cornstarch and you add seasoning. You always add seasoning. Hella seasoning. Hella seasoning is the term. Yeah.

- What is hella seasoning like? - Hella like a lot. Like go hard. It ain't seasoning. - If you, if you, if you aren't sneezing. - Ain't, if you ain't sneezing. - If you ain't sneezing. - It ain't seasoning. - If it ain't sneezing, if it ain't sneezing. - You just say the second part. - Okay, sorry. - It ain't seasoning. - If you ain't sneezing. - Yes, girl. Okay, okay. - And then you take the chicken, you mix it in the trash bags like she's doing right there. That's the exact motion you should do probably.

Right? Okay, you do that. Take chicken, put it into your oil. And then you, how long do you wait to flip it? Once it gets brown? Yeah, like four minutes each side, something like that. It should be at about 350 degrees, but we don't have like a thing. She just checks that with her hands somehow. Yeah, you just put it on top, see if it's hot.

And you were like, "That's 350." Yep. You just gotta feel for it. You know, when you feel that heat hitting your hand from like right here? Yeah, that's nice. Y'all could get y'all a, what's it called, thermometer. Yeah, 350. I think they're gonna need two. We probably are gonna give ourselves like salmonella or something if we just try to... Y'all don't know. I'm telling you when to get... Look at this. I'll get better at this. This is a good chicken wing. You did this perfect. You fuck with this, huh? Yeah, this is so good. I would order this from a restaurant. So you gonna do this when you get home? Mm-hmm. When?

Well, not today because I feel like that's a lot of chicken wings to have in a day. No, it's never too many chicken wings. Thankfully, oh really? I sent you all the ingredients so you know what to do. Oh, and I have them. You do because you're going to take this home. Yeah, but then yeah, you just leave it in there, you take it out and you eat it. Exactly. Give it up for Bobby, y'all. Thank you. Thank you.

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Oh, you can make it with a lot of things. So like, we from Chicago, so I eat like chicken, fried chicken or fried fish with spaghetti. With fried fish? Or like one of the two. Oh, okay. Or you could do like fried chicken, greens, macaroni, sweet potatoes, cornbread. Collard greens. Oh. You don't eat collard greens? Mm-mm. We gonna make some collard greens. When you say greens, I imagine like kale? No. It's not the same? I know your fucking line. I'll be for real. I wish I was. Kale?

- When you say greens, yeah, eat your greens. Eat kale and spinach. - You have me so fucked up. Kale and spinach is what, when somebody be like, "Some soul food, we gonna eat some greens." You be like, "Kale." - Well, in my head, when I picture kale and spinach, yes. Like sauteed with garlic and salt. - And salt, garlic and salt. That's it? - Yeah. - I'm gonna have a hard time with you.

Okay, well now I know you mean color. It's your sister too with that damn lemon and that butter. That's some nasty ass shit. For real. And that's why black people always be like, white people, they don't know how to season their food. I put seasoning on mine. And they eat tofu at home with like flatbread and all that. Bobby, for real. You like that chicken. I know you do. Yeah. I know you do. It's like your fourth wing. Mm-hmm.

For real, Bobby. You gotta get out there in the field. - Well, I've just been eating tofu, so now I'm enjoying my food. I wonder if you could fry tofu in the same way. - You not frying no damn tofu. For real. No. - Can someone try that for me? - That's some nasty shit. - That sounds good. I'm gonna make that for you. Come over to my house and I'll make you fried tofu. - I'll probably throw up. - That's not fair. - Sweater guy. - Throw up? That's really dramatic. - 'Cause it's like, ain't it like squishy? - No. Chicken's squishy.

Hell nah, that chicken is crunchy. No, the inside. I seen somebody cutting up some tofu. It's like a block. It look like cheese. No. It is a block. Exactly. It's a fucking block, a white block, and they just cut it, and then they cut it in squares. That's the nasty shit. What is that? What is tofu? I told you, it's soybeans and edamame. It's edamame.

I think. Am I right? Someone. Barbie, that's nasty as hell. They're looking at me like I'm crazy, but I think that's right. It's not nasty. Because they white-spray chicken for them at home. They don't like my soybean tofu? No. Yeah, that's rude. This right here? No, this is better. This is going to take you where you need to be. Where do I need to be? I don't know, but we're going to get you there.

I could see you like really like at home frying chicken. I can see myself doing that too. I just, no one's ever taught me how to cook. Never. No. You gotta come on dinner with the dog. How people likeyoke is then? You, I guess like in a sealed document,

you have to list your like children. So he put our kids names in it and everything. It's sealed, but someone from the court must have leaked it to TMZ. So when he filed, it was like set our children's full names, even though I've never posted them online. No. And my team tried to like get them to take it down, but it was too late. Everybody was already like talking about it. Cause I, my whole thing about not sharing their names was like,

I wanted them to like create their own Google search one day. Like, you know, like it's like, I don't want to create that for you. And now I'm pissed off because like you can search their names now. Damn. And you all you'll read about is... Well, we could still call him, who was it? Concrete and what? And Richard. Concrete and Richard. We still gonna fuck with Concrete and Richard. What is your son? Do you call him anything online? I call him his motherfucking name. Okay. Yeah. Yo son. His name is Yo Son Santana Wright, but I call him Papa. Okay.

But Papa's not his name. Right. So you don't call him this. But they always make fun of his name because it's like, yo son. Yo son is his name. Who makes fun of him? Just people on the internet. You ain't never seen my son on the internet. They be saying he's like a little messy ass kid and shit. I don't write to him. Oh, I would...

They team up. If you guys are watching this and you're someone who leaves mean comments, stop. No, fuck you. Yeah. You don't tell them to stop. Fuck you. Keep doing it, bitch, or fuck you. Keep doing it because... Fuck you, though. But it's a little like just... No, I hate them. I can't talk about my kids either online, so that's fine. That's where I draw the line. You can say whatever you want about me. And that's where my arguments come in at.

- Oh. - 'Cause I'm gonna say nothing about my son. - Marco didn't tell me that. - No, I be saying other shit too. - Oh. - Yeah. I just cursed the whole out this morning. - Why? - 'Cause bitches be trying me. They talking about, "I wouldn't want my wife twerking and all that." Hey, let me tell you something, bitch. I'm doing that with my man. And even if I'm not, who the fuck cares? - She's only been with barely any people. - 'Cause my girl, Bobbi, wild. - I'm not any more wild than her. - My girl, Bobbi. You gonna get remarried?

Hopefully. I'm only 26. Why do you want to be married? You don't want to be married ever? It's just too much paper. I just feel like, why we got to sign this paper to confess our love to each other? Will you have a party? I want to have a wedding. Yes. I just don't want to sign. No, I think that's smart. Because she be going on, and it's just like, God forbid. I want us to just... Well, now I can tell you as someone who's had to get divorced. See what I'm saying? It's a lot of work. I ain't got time for that, Bobby. It's not worth it. Mm-mm.

Don't do it. No, but I have a wedding because I've always dreamt of having a wedding. I've never had one. You didn't have a wedding? No. We got married in the courthouse because I was pregnant. Oh, yeah. See what I'm saying? I ain't doing all that. Y'all want to go do that one happy family picket fence and all that. Yeah, we tried. Didn't work out. Now we're not a happy family with a picket fence. But y'all still have two. Yeah. Right. With two houses.

That's cool too. Yeah. No, it's fine. It worked out. Come get the kids. I'm going outside. Yeah. I know. Me and Mark are going on tour together. Where are we all going? I don't know. A bunch of places? Yeah. When y'all start?

On May something. Which y'all don't like stand up? Yeah. Or y'all gonna like interview each other? Oh, stand up? It's a versus. It's Marco against me. For real? Yeah. You scared? Yeah. You look fucking scared. I'm scared. He gonna fuck you up. He is. Oh, so bad. So bad. I'll bring you. I got your back. I'll bring you out. Marco's scared of me. He know I don't play that shit. He's not scared of me. I'll tell you that much. Oh, yeah. I know he not scared of you. No. He could absolutely...

Yeah. He gonna fuck you up. He's going to, but it's gonna be fun. But I'm gonna be standing behind you like this. Okay. Yeah. And what? And then I'm just gonna... I'm gonna be like, Marco, don't fuck... Not too much on my girl. And then what you gonna say? Um, what she said.

No, you gotta be like, "Yeah, motherfucker." Alright, we're gonna start over. Not too much on my girl. Yeah, motherfucker. No. First of all, untuck your hand. We gotta stop this. I do need to stop talking. You a bad bitch. Stand in confidence, okay? Like this. Put your hands like, "Not too much on my girl." You just crossed your arms. Yeah, 'cause I got a little ump to mine. You like this. Okay, yeah. Yeah, motherfucker. You gotta be like...

Okay, go ahead. So do this move real quick. Okay. Slap like and mean it, Bobby, like. I mean it. Do your shoulders like. There you go. Right there. Okay, come on. Let's do it. Okay. Not too much on my girl. Yeah, motherfucker. No, Bobby, no, for real. We got to get this right before we leave, for real. You got to be like, yeah, motherfucker. Not motherfucker. Okay. Motherfucker. Okay. Say motherfucker. Motherfucker. There you go. Okay. Okay.

Not too much on my girl. Yeah, motherfucker. Yes, girl. You're going to fuck him up. We're going to fuck him up. He can't see you. For real. Yeah. It's going to be good. You don't believe it. No. No, I believe it. You do? That Marco's... Yeah, motherfucker. That you're going to fuck him up for me. Yeah, I believe that. I don't believe that I'm going to intimidate him very much, but I'll try. Yeah, I got you. Thank you. I got you. You guys...

Her name is Ari. She makes great food and she taught me how to make food. And she's gonna keep teaching me because I feel like I can't make the same dish every day. And we're gonna make green. Yeah, exactly. Not kale. We're gonna make collard greens. Collard greens. Is that like an actual vegetable name? Yes. It's collard greens. You can Google that, baby. We're gonna make collard greens next time. She's gonna help me make like a full course meal. Yeah.

So yeah, she's great. Also you have makeup. I got makeup. Go ahead. Remedy by Ari. I just dropped a new lip oil. Stress Kiss is so amazing. And I have my new spinoff TV show coming very soon. Remedy Swim as well. My girl Bobbi everything. Oh my gosh. So make sure that y'all check her out because she's going to have all the new, new shit on. I will. Period. Does it look like it's my style?

- We're gonna change my style, so it doesn't matter. - All this one right here, when you doing all that one? - Yeah. - No. - None of this. - None of this. - Okay. - You gotta stand in confidence. Like you gotta know you a real bitch. - So everyone was making fun of my posture in my videos back then. - Yeah, you gotta, yeah. - Not like this, not like this or like this. - Okay. - Like this, like let your arms hang. - Oh God, I don't do that ever. - Can't stand for the fact, stick it out a little bit.

Yes. Let them fuck with you. Let them hoes know, bitch. What's up? Oh my God. I can't call them hoes. They're going to kill me. That girl bought me out here doing that in the field. Let them know you in the field. Okay. I'm in the field. She in the field. We're going to get you there. We'll try. Thank you so much for coming today and for helping me learn how to cook because actually I think my kids will like me more now. Yeah. And they should. They should know, have...

Like I always hated that I didn't know how to cook. And you didn't even use a recipe. - No, it's off the dome. - I was really cool that you didn't even pull out a recipe or measurements or anything. We even brought that for you. You didn't even use that. - Bobby, you don't need that. - It's all with the heart. And if it ain't- - You gotta cook with the heart. And if it ain't, I mean, if you ain't sneezing. - Then it ain't seasoning. - Period. - That's how we're gonna end it. So thank you guys so much for watching. - Bye y'all. - Bye.

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