BenDaDonnn: "It gotta be in you, not on you"
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Are you gonna introduce me? No, I never introduced my guest. Y'all, I'm Ben, also known as Ben the Don, but I'm gonna let you tell him. Tell them what? About you? Yeah. He's related to Ari the Don? Ari... I'm what? How aren't you? You said I'm what? Related. How am I related to Ari the Don? You have the same last name. What do you mean?

Bobby, let's... Y'all wanna start again? 'Cause that's not our last name. What is that? That's like black people's stage names. The Don is like what we add on the back of our regular names to make it have color, layers. What does it mean? What's your real name? Ben. Ben what?

Ben. You know how Mick Jagger got his name? It's Ben. Ain't nothing else to go with it. So there's no relationship between you and Ari? No. Why would me and Ari? I don't know. Maybe we're cousins. Do I got a big booty?

I haven't seen. Do you want to show the cameras? No. Okay then. So no. All right. Well, we're off to a bad start. We're not off to a bad start. Just restart. Let's go. Start from here. Okay. Welcome to season three of the Really Good Podcast. Today we're with Ben. He's not related to Ari. Yeah. Okay. Ben, thank you so much for coming. Of course. Of course. To do this with me today. I appreciate it. It's been... It's how I give back. Give back to who? Why? Oh, thanks. What's up, white folks? What's going on?

I talk like that so y'all be like, "Oh, he's harmless. He's cool." - No one would think you weren't harmless. - Yes, the fuck? Do you see me? - You look like a giant teddy bear. What do you mean, what do I see you? - If we're gonna start the interview like this, you're gonna have to cut it off 'cause you're not finna put that in people's heads. - Look at your face. It's just like so-- - Girl, I'm thuggin'. Stop saying stuff like that. I was this close to going fed. Real prison time. - That's not-- - I done been jailed three, four times.

You wouldn't have lost a day in jail. So how I last 48 hours off full time? I don't know. Maybe you didn't get put with other people. No, they put me in there. I don't go and hold and say, when they put me in there, I'm at risk to cause an issue. That's not true. It is true. That's not true. Man, you want to fucking smile. Bobby, what I'm telling you is don't tell these people that shit. Tell them the real. I was this close to going fucking fed because they put me in there with the killers, drug dealers, dealers, and pimps.

They don't put me in holding cells like when y'all go to, when you go to jail, if you ever went, they gonna put you in a holding cell, say, "Oh, you get out when the judge come Monday." - Yeah. - I go in there, you go in there with them boys. - Okay. - I'm gonna have to get down with the gang. - Okay. - Started smoking cigarettes. - You're right. You're so tough. - So let's talk about it. - Let's talk about life. What are you up to in life these days? - You like black dudes. - I thought we were gonna-- - Let's just straight into it. - Let's not. Next segment.

Why are your pinkies up? Because I got class. Today, Ben brought us a treat. Look at the treat he brought us. Thank you so much, Ben. Oh, you trying to smoke with your boy? Yeah, I am at this point. No, I got to look. It's called Hemathy. Hem, not gem. That's what we smoking on today, just so you know. Hemathy? Yeah, it ain't mine. It's just, it's Hemathy. So when everybody be like, I'm Hem, I'm Hem. No, it's Hem.

You gonna see in a little bit? - Is that the brand? - No, it's not a brand. It's what it is. - Does it say it on the package? Why'd you open it and then close your-- - 'Cause I ain't wanna, I ain't, you know what I'm saying? I don't want everybody to get on the drip. It's hematite. - You don't want people to buy it 'cause then maybe it won't be-- - This ain't for sale for everybody. You gotta know somebody to get this shit. - Is it illegal? - No, it's not illegal. It's just a za. - Za? - Yeah. - What is that? What is the definition of za?

It's really an abbreviation for exotic. Oh, I like that. But exotic, and we just take the X off. I like that. That's cute. Black folk, we come up with little clever shit every once in a while. Did you know that Riz is short for charisma? Yeah. My boy and them Kyle and Duke Dennis came up with that. Oh, that's so cool. The pinky is so aggressive when you drink. I should try that. You can't just do it with any drink. Oh, okay. You can do it with that one probably, but it got to be in you, not on you.

What do you mean in me? Like in you, like it's all gotta be in you, like Gucci said. So, black dudes. Okay, so, did you go to school? I graduated college. Where? In Miami. I went to college too. I went to University of Miami and I went to Florida International University. I went to two schools too. What school? Pasadena City College. Who? Pasadena City College. Pasadena City College? That's a high school? No. And Santa Monica Community College.

That is not a real, I'm talking about a real four-year accredited school. You're going to bring in your 13th, 14th grade. I got a degree. No, you didn't. Yeah, no, I walked. I wore a captain gown. They do that like participation. Y'all really don't be getting no education in community schools. No, I did. I'm going to be the first one to tell you. Don't be, no. It's a pat on the back. Don't be a hater because you couldn't get in. You graduated? Mm-hmm.

You're so smart honey. Thank you. I feel like no one's ever said that to me. Yeah, they don't say it to y'all. You just did. I was clearly being sarcastic. I'm not going to take it sarcastic. I'm taking that as a genuine. Y'all don't even get to be at school. Y'all go to class and go home like high school. Yeah. Don't judge us. We got real school like

We got dorms and students. Why are you rubbing it in? You think we didn't want to go there? Y'all couldn't. I knew y'all wanted to. Y'all couldn't. And you was rawing at 22, so how the fuck you going to be? You couldn't be at no real college. Uh-huh. They don't just raw off rip. We grow to that. You don't. Can you repeat? Rowing. Off what? Rowing off rip. What's the second part of that mean? Like, to start off.

Like you started off wrong. We did. Me and my boys were rubbers. We had drawers of rubbers. - You had what? - Drawers of rubbers. And we got it in. - It's a rubble. - Rubbers. - What's that? - Jimmies, hats, coats, coverups, protection, contraceptive. - Oh my God, I get it, I get it. - Them were all synonymous. - Now I got that as you got to the end of that. Well, that's disgusting.

Says the raw queen. Don't call me that. Raw princess. Don't call me that either. Don't call me that. I'm just joking. I'm not saying that. You just said it. Unsay it. Unsay raw princess. Unsay all of that. You're a queen though. Stop. Don't do this. You're taking off the raw part. I'm taking off the... Okay. Yeah, you're a queen. Just queen, queen. Fuck raw. We already know. How you gonna have a kid if it ain't...

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Next segment. Yeah, next segment. Thank you very much. Are we going to do this? Let's just start this. I feel like we're... I'm trying to get comfortable like you. I feel like you're scooting away from me. You feel like I'm scooting away from you? Yeah. What, you want to be close to me? Yeah, we're best buddies. I told y'all she's a little black dude. Okay. Come on, scoot over here then, boo. Okay, let's smoke. We need an ad trade. A what? An ad trade.

Do you have one? Did you bring one? - No. - What can we use? - You finished this shit? - No, don't call it the shit. It's really good. - What is it? What's the name of it? - Alani Nu. - Alani Nu? - Cosmic Stardust. - Oh, that's so crazy. - And it tastes so good. - That's really good? - It's delicious. It was completely organic. That's talking a lot. - No, we planned that for the promotion of Alani Nu. - Okay. Let's not give the viewers too many details. It's really good though. The last time we FaceTimed,

I was sitting on my couch watching Game of Thrones. Do you remember this? Yes. And what else did you say? I don't remember. Oh, that I was really high. Yeah. Yeah, because you FaceTimed me and I was like, is this real life? And then we talked for what felt like three hours. Did we? I think I looked and it was only like three minutes. Yeah. Yeah. It felt like three hours. I feel like we really bonded. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1000% we bought it. You just swallowed that. I felt like you were just going to like... Girl, this is my third or fourth time smoking. I know what I'm doing. Your third or fourth time? Yeah. You just started this? Yeah. Is that why you had to have somebody else roll it for you because you don't know how? No, I rolled it. It's just like I had to look it up on YouTube because I was like, oh, I got to go smoke with Bobby on the interview today. So I'm trying to be on. You didn't roll that.

I ain't wrote it. Don't don't play with them. Bobby, listen, we know that you had somebody. I'm not you. I don't do pre-roll. I don't do like other people roll them for you. So you're going to throw me under the bus. You threw me under the bus. If you retrieve me from under the bus, I will. I will retrieve whatever. You want to start this like this today? Should we restart? OK. Hi, guys. Welcome to the really good podcast. This is season three. And today I'm interviewing Ben. His last name is nothing. He has no last name. Like Mick Jagger said.

And like Bobby. Say that. Yeah. But yours is like asshole. Are you sure you're the one who went to college? Yeah. Yeah, I did. I graduated top 18% of my class. I'm sure you didn't. I'm sure you didn't, Ben. You sure I didn't? You want to prove it? Prove it. We can bet whatever you want to. Prove it. What will happen if I Google that? Google whatever you need to. Will it come up? I don't know if Ben and Don's college...

- Uh, graduation... - Maybe. - Certificate. - Well, that's not your real name. Maybe if you told me your real name, then we could actually get somewhere. - Girl, I'm up. Girl, I told you I was this close to going fed. You talking about my whole name. - Why does it say you have albums? - 'Cause I used to make music.

Was it good? It was great. It was great, but I was like, I knew I was real fired making music, but it just weren't fulfilling. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you, Bobby. Thank you. Wait, let's see. I think we have your birthday on here. Oh my God. You're 32? Yeah, grown as hell. 32 years old. Ben, what's it like? I'm just unk. I'm in my handsome unk era right now. I didn't know you were that old. Goddamn.

We're learning so much about each other. Yeah, we are learning about each other. It says you're the 7,809th most famous Ben. That's a lot. I was like the third or fourth. You said 7,000 something? 7,809. Most popular on the whole. All the Bens. No, not Bens. Are you nuts? No, I swear that's it. That's not for people. Oh, I get it. You're right. Okay. Well, that's good. That's actually really good. It's not that good.

What do you think it's a lie? I should be top 100. No? Well, let's look at mine. Yeah. I bet you I'm like 9,000. Yeah. Well, don't say yeah. You're supposed to disagree. No, hell no. You should be top 100 too. Okay, let's see. Famous birthdays is where I was finding that. Like, what is famous birthdays? I don't know. I didn't ask to be on there. I didn't ask it either. But, let's see what they say. Oh my God. What? What?

I'm a little bit more famous than you are. What's yours then? I'm 1,736. That's that privilege, white privilege. I'm telling you. Now, say I was Caucasian, I'd be in the top 1,200. Would you? Yeah. Like, Ben Affleck. Oh my God, I'm the most famous Bobby. Let's see if you're the most famous Ben. Ben Affleck, Ben Schwarzenegger. Wait. Ben Lotton. You know what's crazy? They don't even...

Don't talk about him. I ain't talking... The nigga dead. What you want me to say? I don't think his name was Ben. It was Ben. Like a Ben where you put plastic and shit. Wait, you're the number four most famous...

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and what? From Tennessee. Go back to the most famous being. That's not on here. That's not nice of them. They didn't even rank you in that. I'm the fourth most famous nigga from Tennessee? Yeah. From Tennessee. You're the fourth most famous. Wait, listen. Elvis. Listen, listen. Yo, got it. Dolph. Them being. Okay, listen. It says you're the number four most famous Instagram star born in Tennessee. What?

Are they gonna keep dwindling it down? I don't know if that's a good thing or just like I'm the only one. I've never met another one. Next segment. Wait, you're number 14. Most famous 32-year-old on Instagram. Do I need to start pulling out some statistics? No, we're done. Next segment.

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You really- That's not a type of weed though. Oh, what is it? It's an accessory to the weed to make it better. But it doesn't make it better for everyone. Yeah it does. And I think that's what we need. I feel like that's what we need. They just don't know. It's like when people don't know they don't got Jesus in their life, they don't know they lost. So you think I'm lost? Yeah. Until you found black dudes. I tried your tobacco thing and I didn't like it. I really like- You don't even know what tobacco is. It's a cigarette.

Do you think they like break the cigarette apart and put it into there? Tobacco is a leaf. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Where does it grow? Is it like, is it? What they, what they teach you in community college? They didn't tell you that tobacco was a crop. You ain't never heard of a crop? Of tobacco? A crop. I didn't know about tobacco. How do you not know about tobacco? I just, that never occurred to me that it could be. It wasn't an occurrence. It was supposed to be taught to you.

They don't teach that in community college, Ben. What the hell? Y'all going there and coloring? It's free. So it's not like we're really paying for you. Fucking coloring books. It's what they do in community college. Here go color a book and do your timetables. Yeah, I did do that. We learned that in fourth grade. I didn't learn that in fourth grade. I failed fourth grade. See?

And was wrong at 22. That's what happens. Something in there was not supposed to happen. I feel like it was all exactly what was going to happen. If you're failing fourth grade, I feel like the failing fourth grade should... Don't do that. Little piece of weed. I don't like how that... Let's not do it again. You want kids? Hell yeah. Okay. I'm sure somebody watching this will help you with that. Girls who like black do. Are you picky? What are you looking for in a girl? Let's do a little... It's a lot of ass. Stand up.

Oh, it's not me. No, but they've been saying you've been getting thick. That's the word around town. And I ain't gonna tell you who said it, but a lot of folk been saying it. I'm not standing up. Stand up. I can't. You know what I think it is? Because you've been hanging out with Ari. Somebody asked and transferred through the area and came to you. Do you think hers is getting smaller? No, but she gave you a little piece of ass, a little extra. I was selling it.

Okay. 'Cause you know how when women live together, their periods sync together? Is this... okay. Now y'all, you got a little ass synced together with Arby. I didn't learn that part in community college that you could do that. You didn't learn that y'all's shit synced together? No, that you can give ass to somebody else. Really, y'all's period is like Bluetooth. You could sync with a girl that you live with. Do y'all's shit go together? And y'all be arguing with each other at the same time? No, we don't argue.

What? We don't argue. We really don't. We don't. Why are you saying that? So when it, when it? Then we're just emotional one word when it's happening. When both of y'all's on y'all period. And we're just crying together. The whole house went like pennies. That's disgusting. What is wrong with you? Next segment. Sorry about that. You want to hit this? She said, wait, no. Is this mine? It has no tobacco in it? No, no. I was going to let you hit the big boy shit. No. No. I like your hair. It looks nice. Thank you.

But it's still a no. I want this one. But I don't know how to light it. I got you. So, what side do you light? I'm not. Oh, you want me to hold it? Sure. Hit that motherfucker. But when you hit it. I'm not going to hold it. Remember how I told you how to hold that motherfucker? You hold it like a pencil. I'm going to hit that one. Yeah, but that's like a little eraser. You hold that one like a pencil. Am I holding it right? Yeah. Okay, now can you hit this one? Yeah, I'm going to light it up for you, but hit that motherfucker real quick. Okay. Oh, God. I think I actually did it.

Probably. Yeah, no, I don't like the smell of cigarettes and that's what this is smells like. This don't smell like no, that's Zah. What are you talking about? I feel like weed is healthy and I feel like cigarettes are unhealthy. Don't got shit to do with nothing we got going on. No, it does because this is basically a cigarette. Do you know what they say cigarettes do? I know they taught you this. You don't even know what tobacco is. So are we in Prince's hand? I do know that on the packages it has pictures of people's lungs. Do you know smoke is bad period? Not weed. So we supposed to be inhaling oxygen.

No, I think we're supposed to be inhaling weed. I do. I feel like that's a thing. Whatever. You know what? You right. Thank you. Whatever you say, Bobby. No, don't do that. You know what? You right, baby girl. That's probably what they told you in community college. Four times four equals 80. You right, baby. Here go your diploma. Yeah. Whatever they give you. What degree they give you? Political science. So, like, I got my bachelor's. Yeah. So, I got my associate's degree in political science. I'm a poli-sci major.

Oh, we know so much of the same stuff. We don't know close to none of this shit. We do. If you came to one of my classes... I would fail? Not fail, but they'd probably just tell you you need to pick a different major. That's usually what they say to people.

Oh, go with like sports. I don't think that's what they would do to me. Sports or like nursing. Not nursing, but like kid care. How are we holding this? Like a pencil. Like you've been saying the scantron. Oh, oh, God. Okay, so I'm going to sign it like this. Yeah. Oh, I get it now. Then bring it up top. Yeah, bring it up top though. Because nobody give a fuck if you smoke. It's about looking cool while you smoke. So like play some music in your head and just think about whatever your song is and hit that motherfucker like that.

Are you promise there's no tobacco in this? No grubble. Okay. That's why they shit weak sauce. Is this working?

I don't bro if you gonna sit there and play with it. Oh stop playing with it. I wasn't I was trying to learn I think you're gonna burn my fingers. No, I'm not girl. I know what I'm doing. Okay, is it supposed to be on fire? No, yeah, no, he can't motherfucker like I told up top up top. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Okay, okay. I think it's okay and play that song in your head. I think I smelled tobacco in this. You don't smell no damn tobacco. Okay, okay. I'm gonna cover my eyes cuz it's like I can feel it in my eyes. You can feel it in your eyes. Hey, yo. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm high.

I'm fanning myself. I'm not dancing or whatever you think I'm doing. It ain't dancing. Do you know I can dance now? Did you know that? Next fucking segment. No, my show. This segment. Right here. I've seen a couple of your posts. And I can dance now. You look like you're in pain. It's not supposed to hurt? I don't know if y'all be listening to the same songs we listen to. Can you dance? Girl.

Come on man, I was voted most likely to be in Dancing with the Stars. By who? Famous Birthdays did not vote that for you. In high school. In high school? Yeah.

You got an AA. I don't wanna hear shit. You went to community college. How do you be done with it? Y'all ain't got sports teams. Yeah, we do. You went to the same college Miss Parker and her daughter went to. Who? Miss Parker and Professor Ogilvie. That's hot. Santa Monica Community College. That's where they went on the show. Oh, that's cool. I didn't know we had famous alumni. Yeah, but she was slow as hell. Besides me.

No, no, no. The Parkers way more famous than you. You think they have me on there? No. I don't think so. They way more famous. Monique. Monique. The big comedian and pretty lady. I'll hit her. I've been wanting to hit her since... That was the only... To do what to her? Plus lady I'll hit. Huh? What do you want to do to her? Raw her. Okay. She don't even work no more. Once you get a certain age, them condoms don't even work no more. It's like, what am I doing? I'm going to be fucking a pillow. What's the oldest person you've slept with?

When I was in 11th grade, my history teacher-- - Shut up. This is real. This sounds like-- - I mean, it's passed now. She can't get in trouble no more. - I think she should. - I'm just joking. - Are you? Do you need to talk about this? - Yeah, what the fuck? I'm a comedian. Don't touch me. - I won't do it again. - 'Cause I can put a case against you. - Why would you do that? - 'Cause if I did it, I'd be in all types of trouble. - If you pat me on the shoulder? - Yep.

Go ahead, try. He put his hands on me. I'm going to prison. And you're not going to go in a holding cell. Nope, I'm going to be with some big dogs. What you in here for? And then they're going to say, oh, this teddy bear. What are you in here for? Bobby, stop playing with me, bro. I got all types of big guns and shit. Okay. All right, keep looking like that. All right. Next segment, Bobby. You did get ranked for something, Ben. I got who? Ranked for something. What I got ranked for? Complex. Complex. How do you think they came up with that?

Scale it was just random and she'll oh the thing is I was surprised I got ranked number two because they put my picture on like the law It was like complex ranking funny people on social media and I saw my picture on there So I went to the website and and look I started at 20 and then it went down to one So I'm scrolling I'm like, all right, which know which number y'all put me at before got down 15 got down 10 got down to fire I said what the fuck is y'all doing? Boom boom boom didn't say -

I said, "Hold on, these boys, they might know something." - Do you think they do? - I said, "These folks might know something." 'Cause I always felt like I was like one of them niggas like, "If you know, you know." - Yeah, and they know. - I pride myself on being the people's champ. You know what I'm saying? So somebody over there know something. - Who's over there? Do you know anybody? - I don't know. Noun nigga over there. - Who's number one? Drewski? - Drew. 'Cause his back bigger than mine. And you know, America like to feel comfortable. 'Cause we the biggest back country on the face of the planet.

You can't have an N-shaped handsome nigga number one. That shit don't make no fucking sense. I get it. So I get it. I'm a man of the people. Was there men only on the list? Nah, it was a couple females on there. Y'all just be dry. A lot of y'all be dry as hell. What do you think you are? Fun. You think so? Yeah. So funny. Yeah, Bobby. Yeah, I think I'm fun. Was that your Bobby impression or just your... Nah, it was just like to make you feel comfortable. Okay. Mm-hmm. But the streets here saying you getting thick though, y'all. Don't count it.

Why why would they I don't know cuz I think it's cuffing a little bit at the bottom. Remember your shit just used to fall Oh my god, Ben. I'm trying to help you out. I don't think I need to know that your shit got a little cuff now I don't know what that means and I don't want to know. A cuff went at the bottom of it when it cuff up under there. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Let's talk about something wholesome.

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So please join us over here at Sibling Bribery, available anywhere you get your podcasts. You can listen and subscribe for free. For free, honey. It's not much wholesome shit to go through my mind. What's your favorite city to be in? My favorite city to be in? L.A. L.A.? Yeah, Valley Girl, huh? Yep. Okay, I like that. What's your favorite city to be in? Miami.

Why? I love Miami because it has Spanish, it has Jamaican. Do you think maybe that's a little cancelable, what you're doing? No, hell no. I connect with my Spanish people. Then speak Spanish. What do you want me to say? That is just making fun of them. That is not. They get me and I get them. Speak anything in Spanish right now. You don't even get that. That's all you know. No. No.

Wow, elementary is what you passed. You don't even know tobacco is a fucking plant. Okay, I'm talking about Spanish, not your... I do. I graduated community college and you didn't. That's not a fucking accomplishment. It is to me. I hung it. That's like saying I got a participation ribbon for going to a class. Yeah, that was the first participation ribbon I've ever been given in my whole life. Okay, well you speak... I bet I could talk to you in Spanish. Go ahead.

Don't pay your lady gaga let us in like I got a to say la vada Yeah, you don't know what the fuck we got going on down there in Miami Try hit the more book. I'm good. What's I gonna be fun? Not that'll be fine. You take one shot. I'm straight. Am I gonna and then we'll do our tick-tock and then come back stuck and start this Yeah, ready I think we do need to start it again. Oh

From the black dudes part, we could take out the part where you were talking about... I think we could just start over. I look like a teddy bear. Take that shit all the way out. I'm not digging in. I'll delete it. I'll delete it. I'll delete it. You got what? I got fucking street cred to fucking protect. And you won't hear it. You can't say certain shit like that. You're right. Especially not because they already had it inside of them, that feeling. And then if I say it, then they're going to be like, oh, people see it. Oh, but Tennessee did. It don't work like that. It might. You can't make it out being no teddy bear.

How'd you make it out then? Cause I was trapping and fighting for, gambling my fucking life every day, Bobby. What's that movie where the teddy bear is like wearing a chain? Do you know what I'm talking about? Next segment. It kinda looks like you. It kinda looks like him. Girl, I'm thugging. Stop. When you do your Bobby impression, it's worse for this image you're trying to portray. Screech know I'm thugging. Okay. Might get spunked on, nigga. And this shit chrome.

What's chrome? Chrome reek, I just fucked them folks up. What did you do? Chrome reek, went chrome reek, fucked them folks up. Who did you fuck up? Why? What did you say we were going to do to restart this? Oh, shotgun. Oh God, no, why did I agree? No, no, one, one, yeah, you already agreed to it. No, no, no, then do that one, then do that one. No, no, but try this, if you don't like it, then we'll do your shit. How do you shotgun it? You're like, what is a shotgun? So basically, so I know y'all didn't learn about oxygen and gravity, but what we're going to do is we're going to enclose the smoke

Like a little tunnel this gonna be the tunnel where our hands it we're gonna close it up then all you're gonna do is take a deep breath No, you won't be straight cuz it's smooth I'm telling you just trust me Bobby Remember when Bobby Boucher came back and one mother dog one Super Bowl and what I think about it. I hear your name. Thank you This is sweet

Remember when Bob Boucher came back and mud-dogged one of the Super Bowls? That nigga popped up in the locker room. Shit lit, man. I've never seen that. You've never seen that? Was that Waterboy? Waterboy. I guess I have. I don't remember that, though. You don't remember when he came back in the locker room? No, but do it again, because that would be three times you've done it. Hold on, how'd it go? I don't know. You remember when Bob Boucher came back and mud-dogged one of the Super Bowls? Nigga snapped.

Should insert a clip of that happening right? Remember when Bobby Vuce showed up at half time and the Muddogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya? That was a good clip. Yeah, I love Alan Sandler, man. Yeah, but after I gotta see you do that dance too, because the dance really gonna set it off. We need to do that. We need to do that motherfucker with your say.

Gimme a head, pop, pop. That look glow really more, we could do it. - I don't have rhythm. - But you be dancing on Instagram all the damn time pissing everybody off. - I think I'm making people happy. - No, you're not. You're pissing people off. - I do. I think they're like-- - 'Cause they think something wrong with you. - They don't think anything's wrong with me. - My mama said something's wrong with you. I showed her your video and said, "Mama, look, this is who I'm gonna do the interview with." She said, "Is she okay?"

That's crazy. My high school principal sent me the video and he asked the same thing. Are you okay? Yeah. Poor baby. I thought it was because he thought it was so good. You're like a squeaking chicken. You're going to pour a bucket of water on the chicken. Next segment. All right. Yep. Oh, wait. Okay. What do I do? Okay. Stop. What are you doing? Okay. I'm ready. Follow through. I'm proud of you, Bobby. Remember when the mud dog came back and wanted some? Okay.

Oh Lord, you here. Am I good? Am I back in position? Alright, for sure. How was that? I didn't like that. Alright, you can go back to your bleezy. I don't want any more weed. Why? That's enough for like the next week at least. Girl! You don't have to make fun of my cough. I'm not making fun of your cough. I'm just laughing at you. Look at your cough like it's any better. My cough clean and smooth. Like it got personality. My cough was great. Your cough...

Sound terrible. No, name a better cough. Not yours. Beyonce has a pretty good cough. Pull up the clip of Ben eating a hot chip. Don't pull up shit and eat it. Didn't you eat a hot chip on Kystream? Did you not? I was peer pressured. Was it traumatic? Yeah, that was probably one of the worst decisions of my life. Top three for sure. What did it feel like? It felt like the devil spit on a chip.

And then I ate half of it. Why didn't you eat the whole thing? 'Cause I'm not, 'cause. I don't got shit to prove to nobody. You said we were gonna do that, and then what did you say you wanted to do? Oh, "Gimme Head," pop. Oh, God. Pop, pop. We can do that. We can rock out. Pull up your TikTok. Pull the song up. What's it called? Huh? What's that song called? "Gimme Head" by Glorilla. Okay. I don't know if that's the name, but that's how it starts.

I'll find it. Talk to me while I do this. It's called Gimme Ed. So basically, all I know is you gotta sweep real low and then hit the... Oh, this looks like I can do it. Insert a clip of the Rogue K twins so they can see what we're watching.

But you have to be watching it at the same time as them. Oh, it's kind of long. We're not doing all that because you can't. I don't trust you to go that. I want you to teach me. Shit, I'm going to learn the same way. You said you know how. I don't know shit. It's just your decision. Girl, I'm thugging. You're talking about making TikTok dance. Oh, wait, look. It's a tutorial. Let's go.

I can do this now. Thumbs to chest, right punch, left punch, cross punch. Hold on, go back, go back, go back. So we say... So you put your thumbs to your chest. Okay, so boom, boom, boom. That's the first three. Boom, boom. Okay, boom, boom, salute. Okay, then flip off. Stop at X, stop at X. So we go boom, cross, cross, X. Boom. Boom.

cross arms then flip off. No, no, you gotta go through progression. So, as long as we get the first fold down, then we get the second fold. Okay. Okay, so then they go into the boom. And then you go like that, and then you go like that, and then you go like that, and then you go like that, and then you go like that, and then you go like that. Alright, alright, alright. Okay, wait, I think we're missing, I think we need to watch it again. Yeah, that's a lot. How do kids be doing it, man? I don't know, like, is there, if you're a kid watching this at home, is there a secret to it? Oh. No, we're not.

Okay, I think I forgot the first step. Okay, boom. Look, look, look. Okay, I think we just go there and then we just do that. And then we just do, yeah, no, we stop somewhere here. All right, come on, we just gotta stop early. No, I have an idea. Why don't you just-- I sent you, I just texted to you. What's so complicated about you? My prize pick's hidden, hold up. All right, let's see. She might be kind of doing it wrong 'cause she look like Joe Dagger. I feel like she said she looked like Joe Dagger. This might be a T.

A T-what? A T. It's a T-what? A month just passed. It was a T. What does that stand for? What does that stand for? Don't matter. It just might be one of the T's. Make sure y'all put it. Matter of fact, don't put the image up. It's not short for transgender. Yeah. They added a couple more letters too. I don't know if you knew that. I didn't know that. Yeah, like six months ago, I think they added an S or a T and then they put a number in there. It's like a two in there now. So it ain't just LBG.

They have numbers now? Yeah, they keep adding them. They ran out of letters and then they started with numbers? I don't think they ran out of letters but they repeated some letters. What does two mean? Like stud and the other one is the same shit. They just pressed their titties down. It was compression bras. That's what they do? And then the T's, we know the T's. And then the two, the two I don't know. The two is some shit. It's called two spirit. I don't know what that is.

So it might be when you die, is that person dead? That would make sense. Or when you die, you go back straight. We don't know. Don't nobody know. They don't know either? Two-spirit. If any two-spirit is watching this, comment and tell Bobby what y'all got going on. Because we don't know. We still trying to figure it out. Thank you. Are you ready for this? But I think when your spirit go up, it get to pick. Because it might be a little area over there at the top where they can hang out.

Let's get into the TikTok. Yeah, next segment. Okay, let's just do this. Oh look, I'm using my amazing Prime drink too. And they took our chairs away, which means that like we can't sit anymore. So we better get really good at this. Okay, boom. Okay. Oh wait. That's why you be looking like four seconds behind the song. Yeah, yeah, no, that's why.

Okay, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Okay, no, see now just go do it. Oh, we're doing it, see? Oh, oh my God. Did we do it? Is it over yet? - You did it wrong. - Oh my God, what did I do? - You did it wrong. - We did it. - I think we both was fucked up. I don't know what you're doing. What is this? This wasn't in "Now Move." That was not in any tutorial. - Yeah, she was, watch, watch her.

Bobby this was not in shit. I swear I saw it. I'll show you when you get to that part. Are you ready? Bobby, didn't nobody do this? I swear they did. No bet. Okay, you ready? Okay, go. Ben. Oh, we did it. Was it good? No, I think it's right. I think we just... If you think that's right, that explains everything. Why my videos are so good?

All right, maybe we should move this one. I think this is going to be the time. Bobby. You know what? This ain't enough, so take that out. I took that out of the second one. Did you see? It got much better. Oh, I just-- no, I'm messing. I don't like this one. Is that good? Might be. I suck. You know what? You know-- That was it. That was the one. We're doing one last one. OK. If you ever think that you got it, then you have to do one more. That's when you really have it. OK, he's safe. He's safe. I'm ready for this. This is my time. OK.

Oh, I keep doing the wrong... I don't... How? Ouch. I think that's... Why I step on you? I like that. That's the one. Yeah, we snap. All right, do you want to take a seat on the floor since I took our chairs? Is that what we doing? You know, I come from the scrubber. We used to have to do this and there would be about 12 of us. Little cousins and shit. We all on the floor. But then was more of a humbling time. Yeah. Now we having this shit.

You only eat blue, uh, Sour Patch Kids? That's how bougie y'all is. We never got to pick our colors. You gon' eat whatever fuckin' color come in that bag. How you feelin'? Um, I'm feeling like perhaps we smoked some Zaha. Yes, ma'am. We sure did. Bobby and I'm proud of you. I'm so fuckin' proud of you. Thank you.

I'm so proud of you. I'm proud of you. Why are you proud of me? Because you're killing it. You're number two funniest. Thanks. And you're number 7,807 funniest in the world. I don't think that was the stat. Yeah, it was. No. It had nothing to do with funny. They said I was the 7,000th most famous person in the world. And you know what? I can live with that. Because I had to come behind Nefertiti. I had to come behind niggas like George Jefferson.

All them niggas on Mount Rushmore, like it's a bunch of folks in there. But I'm in the same 7,000 with Michael Jackson now. Yeah. Can't be mad. Can't be mad at that. I like your shoes. Thank you. They chrome. Oh, I was going to say I've never seen the little... Yeah, you probably ain't seen any. Is that... They're just... Just chrome hard. Those aren't Converse? No, these ripped too. Why do they say Converse on the side? Chrome. Are they knockoffs? No, ain't shit knocked off about these. Probably about three, four rep.

Don't turn your face up like that. I ain't do that when you out-- when I hear about your little stuff you got going on. Do you say $3,000 or $4,000? Yeah. For knockoff converse? Well, pretty much they made us hate ourself and love they well. And that's why Shorty's Hollywood a baller's at. What does that mean? They made us hate ourself and love they well. That's why Shorty's Hollywood a baller's at. Drug dealers by Jordans and, like, crackheads by crack.

because you finna play do a football play or something got there had a flat back same day i switched over to basketball man i ain't gonna let no big like that just hit me for free basketball that's when i turned to a hooper i think it's because his nfl career ended what his nfl career ended so now he's like

He can't, he's trying to get any money he can make, so that's why he's doing some Parks and Rec right now. What the fuck is you talking about? I'm talking about why he just moved this. I don't know, I didn't know why, but I realized that he wanted $20. He wanted $20? Mm-hmm. He needs money now, because the Parks and Rec, they don't pay. You ain't the fucking community college. I know, and that's why I'm working. You can't put nobody down. Do you think I want to be sitting on this floor with cameras on me right now? That's why you're going to lose that little piece of cuff you got if you keep sitting on this floor.

I suggest you get up. Yeah, remember I told you you starting to get a little cuff? Oh God, oh, I thought we were talking about jewelry now. No, a little cuff up on the one, a drop on the one. Let's not talk about that. Don't make me laugh. I'm very done. You're not supposed to laugh. That's not even, you don't laugh, you're not supposed to laugh at nothing. Why? Because Bobby don't laugh. You're just supposed to sit there and be like. That's not what I do. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. You tatted up too, I like your tat.

Thank you. Do you want to see my new back tattoos? You got a back tattoo now? I got a few. Do you like them? Yeah, what they say, love always? Lupe always? It says my grandma's name. Oh. Lupe Alvarez. Did you hear that? Hmm? I think that was a car accident. Don't put me in harm's way. My guard is down here. I'm assed out. I thought I'd be safe with you. You're passed out? Assed out. Your ass is out?

Oh my god, is that because your pants are low? Is that why you said that? Is that why you said that? No. Can you explain? It's a term for struggle. Your ass is out. We assed out like I'm fucked up. It has nothing to do with the fact that your ass is currently out. No, it ain't got shit to do with my butt, ass, none of that. We shouldn't even be talking about that. It's just, it's out. It's on the floor. But that's where I hang out. Do you have a lot of money? No. I'm fucked up. I got a couple of M's. I'm so sorry. A couple of them. That's...

That's good, I don't know what you're talking about. Nah. Once you make a little money, you realize how much money you don't got. You have a couple M's. But I need somebody like you to make sure I don't gotta spend shit ever. You think I'm gonna take care of you? Yes. You ain't fly me out here like an NBA WNBA star? Try and hit them off on me.

That prime good. So good. That's that American. Shout out the Fourth of July just passed. Oh yeah. The American whatever flavor. You good there? Do you need some prime? Nope.

Need some more of that drink. - Okay, what do you want? - You ready to get up? 'Cause I can't sit like that. - No, this is just, I'm just getting, like, I'm just moving. Why are you calling out me moving? - I'm not calling, why is everything up here called out? - You didn't have to draw attention to that. I could've just moved and then you said nothing and then this wouldn't be a conversation. - Are you comfortable? - Yeah. - I always like to sit like that. - How do you sit on the phone? - How do I what?

They give me a drink. That's definitely possible. I know. Don't be mad at them. I'm not mad at them. I'm like pausing or talking while they finish their movement. You can get some ice. Okay. Bobby, don't be mean to them either. How do you sit on a plane? Like how do you sit? In the seat? Okay. Do you want to know how I sit? How? I learned this hack on TikTok. You sit like this and then you pick the belt and you buckle it on your feet and then you don't like fall over and you just sit like this. That's

That actually made me kind of sleepy. And that's... who that for? What? Who do that? Girls on the plane. Psychos. It's that tobacco. I'm telling you. It has nothing to do with tobacco. Yes, it does. Your lungs little. That's not true. Why would I smoke regular weed? I don't get a headache. Because your lungs little. You can't hit Zah. You'd be hitting that. Okay, then that's exactly why I didn't want to hit Zah. Bobby. Yeah? Yes, ma'am. She said she used to be a bartender. She's had a lot of fun. She be making your drinks. What's up?

She does my hair. That's why I said your hair looked great earlier. Probably. Yeah. She gave me a Brazilian blowout. Have you ever heard of that? I don't think you can get that. Why? Because that'll, that'll, you can't get that. A Brazilian blowout? Yeah. Straightens your hair. Why can't I get that? Why the fuck would your hair not be straight? Me and her both did it to our hair. What do you mean? Bobby, don't piss me off today. A Brazilian, it makes your hair silky.

you said it make your hair straight no it looks if you have wavy hair it makes it straight if you have you got them little con air curls remember the con air commercial it's quick that kind of air that's what you got in the front with the little bang that's it you don't got to get no brazilian i already had one wax so now my hair is really like silky smooth yeah and straight whatever they're going to tell you to get your money my friend did it for free oh she was not getting anything she told me to do it i did it

Why you think, why you... So you gave her a Brazilian blowout that she don't need. Your hair different than hers. Oh, your hair be frizzy? It was. Because your pillows, that mean your pillows dirty or something. It got something to do with your pillows. Okay. You need silk, I'm telling you, you need silk pillows from Target. We call it Target because it was expensive Walmart. Or bun. Yes, ma'am.

My head hurts really bad. And it hit this weed. You are a psychopath. Don't call me one ever again. It's you. What you talking about? You called me a psychopath. Why am I sitting on your hard-headed wood floor? You got some dice. Some what? You got some dice? I'll teach you how to shoot dice. Fun. I have a migraine is what I have. That's cool. It's not cool. Do you have anything else you want to talk about today? Yep.

Like a lippy. I think I'm gonna end this. I think this is how we end it. Do you want to teach me that handshake? Did you just poop? Why would you ask that? Because I heard some air hit the damn floor. I just heard you burp and I was gonna let that just... No, same time. That was disgusting. Something popped up under you and you pooped it. Ben, we're ending it because I have a migraine. And that doesn't last for 20 minutes. That's not gonna do anything for 20 minutes. Oh my God.

I did it. Yeah, you did that motherfucker. So like say I saw you on the block. I'm like, oh Bobby, what you got going? What's up with it, bro? You gonna see me do that first thumb five. Pinky first thumb five. Oh. Pinky first thumb five. Pinky first thumb five.

Pinky first thumb five. We did it. We locked. We locked. That was, I know how to do it now. Wait, do it again. All right, so then what's going on? Oh, y'all good? Oh, Bobby, what's going on, bro? What's up, bitch? Pinky first thumb five. Five. Gave it to them five. Oh, my God. Well, thank you for flying all the way out here. Thank you for flying me out. You ain't getting none, though. I don't want anything. Yeah, so maybe next time if you set up a nice date or something, put some thought into it.

Like, ask me what I like to eat. Ask me what hobbies I'm into. Okay. Then you might maybe do something. All right, Benjamin. All right, Bobby. Do you have anything to say to the people before this comes out? Flies on the flow. I had a good time. Thank you for bringing me, Bobby. Anytime. I'm sure we'll do this again. Yeah. And then we will do this.

Pinky what you don't gotta say it out loud there. I know I'd try not to that time Yeah, but then you narrate it just take the whole guy. Okay, sorry when I see you again I'll be like oh my god, then you got to come up with this thought of it is what's so play? Like you just got a call me like don't look at it So you you initiate it? Oh

You do not fucking tap me like that. You gotta start it off a little more player than that. Okay, okay. Let's try again. Say my guy. Say my guy. Alright. I'm talking to my nigga in my video. What's up, bro? How you doing? Twin. How you guys doing? You crazy. Oh my gosh. You so fucking crazy. Well, thank you so much. I'm gonna get over with you though. Let me borrow $20. I don't... Y'all can end it right though.

- No, you want $20? - No, I don't. - Okay. - I'm having that cash. - Who's cash? - I'm having a lot of that shit. - I got you the present. - I don't want none of that. - Okay. Bye, I love you. I didn't say back. Did you say back real quick? I love you. - Love you too, shop. - All right, guys.

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