Matt Rife: "Not a Fan of These"
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It's not. It's worse. It's not even that bad. It's Zach Bagans' Haunted Museum in Vegas. It's fun if you want to have a spirit attached to you. So far what he's told me is that there's a doll in there that if I provoke, which that just sounds scary, it'll make my nose bleed. Potentially. And that...

There is um, there's a box that caused Post Malone to crash his plane or something. Oh the Dybbuk box. Yeah, that kind of fucked up his life for a little bit. Are you are you more scared now or when YG took you to the hood? I- I- Be honest. 100% now. What do you mean? I don't believe you. I swear on my life. I swear on my life. Are you mocking me? Matt. A thousand percent. Matt. Stop stressing out. Put your hair down.

- It's like, oh, first of all, it's more in Vegas. It's fucking hot. I'm putting my hair up because I'm sweating. Are you going to give the tour? - I'm going to give, I'm going to give what bit of a tour I remember from when I got a tour here. - Okay. - But in case I butcher it, I feel like people should come here on their own. But I'll tell you what I remember. - Okay. - This is the entrance. I do remember that. - Oh my God.

What the fuck is that? I hate it. You literally said in the car, I'm not afraid of clowns. I didn't say that. I said there's on my least, like I'm the least afraid of clowns. There's only two of them, probably. Do you think that... Oh, she was guiding, she was guarding my face. Dude, what the fuck? Read that. Read that. Matt, stop.

I might read that. Read that to the people since you just are so not scared. Warning. The building is known to contain ghosts and spirits and cursed objects. By entering, you agree that management will not be liable for any actions by these unseen forces. Do you agree? No. That's consent. Okay, fantastic. I think we're just going through it that way.

- Those dolls already look kinda creepy. Don't hide behind me. - I have to. I'm scared. Why are the lights off? - Oh my God. - I'm scared. I'm really scared. - It just, it smells haunted in here. - Stop it. - Immediately. - What the fuck is that? - That's literally just a dog. - It's not alive, is it? - Probably not. You wanna touch it?

Relax? What do you mean relax? Why are you- Deep breaths. What are the haunted objects? They're literally- they are quite literally everywhere. Okay, then why- Okay, so we'll go to the, um, the kind of like little middle area first. What do you think that is? Do they say what they are on them? Oh my god. A lot of them do. Yeah, let's see. That doesn't say anything. Let's see. Um, these are the cremations of a woman who- whose son stated her death in 2017 was caused by a demon. So, there's a possessed person's ashes in there. Would you like to snort them? Do you hear that?

Oh, it's a spirit box actually. Actually, for audio sake, just so she's not hearing that the whole time. Richard, are you in here? Oh, thank you, thank you. - Oh, so you can just turn it off. - Yeah, so a spirit box is essentially a-- - Essentially what? - It's like a radio box. - Stop moving. - Relax, I didn't even move. - You're scared that if I stand in front of you, people will see that you're short, but it's okay. - I'm 6'1".

You're kind of short. Oh, okay. Just stay it. It's okay. Don't be- stop. Are we going in here? No, we can go this way first. I'll take you to the main area first, and then we can branch off of the actual tour. No! I don't want to! This could probably be better already. It's okay. Come on. Come on. Come on. Don't do it again! I definitely won't.

That was like an actual employee don't know Okay, this actually is a fun room to go in first I do come on come on in there. I can't go they're not nobody else Is it normally dark when they do this work the nighttime tour? Yeah, you can do the daytime or the nighttime. So this is the serial killer This isn't that so this is uh, this is this is Ted Bundy stuff and

Those are his actual glasses. Yeah. The coolest part actually. Oh, this is John Wayne Gacy. Do you know who that is? I just saw a TikTok about him last night. You saw a TikTok about him. And you're 26. Okay. I'm 27 and he's 26. He was a serial killer and they found a bunch of boys' bodies buried under his house. And he used to dress up as a clown. This is the exact clown. That's literally a photo of him when he would murder these people. So yeah, he's pretty famous. Yeah.

Oh my god. Is that... Why does it look so much like... oh my god. So this is Charles Manson's part. This painting right here actually has his blood as the paint and his ashes are in his eyeballs. Kind of creepy. How do you know that? How did that happen? Who did that? I don't... I mean, I imagine somebody close to him would have done it.

When I came here with Zach Baggins, we were doing like a little investigating here and there's a... I don't know if it's still up here or not. There's a thing called a REM pod, right? That like basically if you touch it, it goes off. They can only go off by touch and sometimes like massive temperature change. And it kept going off on top of this the entire night, no matter where we were in the building. And then we came in here and got some really creepy voice recordings as well. Voice recordings of what? Like what was it? Like kind of like growly.

Like not positive. It's not here anymore though. Probably not. Are you cold? No. I've never seen you so uncomfortable on a podcast before. This is fantastic. What do you mean? I'm scared. I'm scared. Of what? Don't ever scare me again like you just did. Oh my god. Too easy. Don't do that. It's fine. Come on. Scared. Come on. Don't talk to me like that, please. Don't act like that. Are you scared?

You're not scared at all. I don't like when we're the first people to go stop I like when there's like three people ahead. Oh my god. He left. Oh actually Bobby Bobby come here Come here. This is uh, this is a very um, a weird guy walking around. Stop! What do you mean? Who's walking around? I should feel bad but I just don't. I don't think this is a scary guy. Stop it! Stop it! Walk closer!

- So this is, uh...

There's like a name for like the deathbed, right? Okay, so this bed is famous because a lot of people have died in it, especially a really famous story. Do you remember when Lamar Odom overdosed? You know who Lamar Odom is? He OD'd with a prostitute in this bed. Do you want to sit on it? What? Yeah. Why is this? How did they get this bed? No, stop it. I don't think you're allowed to do that. We specifically got permission to do this.

That sounds like what happened to you sitting there. I mean, I don't like that somebody's bra is on it. Is it used? It's too big to be yours. Ew, there's a stain on it. That actually, that deterred me. I was actually kind of game to play it, but there's multiple stains on it. I'll sit on it. Wait, it's the same mattress. Yeah, the exact same one. It's not just the same frame. Sleep number 666 probably.

That's not funny. Do you want to sit on that side? Should I read this? Is this what it's about? If you want to. Is this not it? That's one of the specific examples. On April 23rd, 2017, I hate reading. Just so you can't. I feel like I can't. I don't like this one either. This one's like not that scary. I don't like that mirror. Oh, Lamar Odom nearly died at who's that? Dennis Hoff's Love Ranch? Love Ranch? What is the Love Ranch? It was like a whorehouse, essentially. Massage parlor, whatever you want to call it, I guess.

A good time. The two ladies thought he paid $75,000? $75,000?! Wait, is that him in the picture? Yeah. How did they get the bed? I mean, Facebook Marketplace? No, this is not. What the fuck is that? That's also Lamar Odom, after the attack. You're so stupid. That's literally him after.

Okay, alright, you've seen enough of this room then. Alright, come on. Come on. I don't think this is fun. We haven't even gotten to like the most fun parts. And then, you know what? They're not going first again. And then if that's the case, what was that? I'm first. These are some of the tools. To what? To do what? To like, hunt ghost hunt if you want. To make them go away? Okay, to make them leave? You can get these on Adam and Eve. Come on. Said, go first. What the fuck is that? Stop it, it was behind me. Oh.

This is like, I imagine this is the safest you could possibly be. There's so many people around us. This is not the safest I could be. Let's go around this way, actually. You can't be the first one. Just I'm telling you right now, you can't be the first one. You can't be the first one.

How do you feel about like dolls? I'm not even like fucking with you how scared I am right now. It's just like, how do I feel about dolls? What do you mean? Like, did you like, did you play with dolls when you were young? Yeah, I totally played with these type of dolls. No, not these kind of dolls, but like just in general, did you have like cabbage patches? Do you even know what cabbage patch is? Do you hear that? That was just the sound of them walking, right? I think. Do you hear that? I heard a car go by. Do you hear that? The creaking? No, listen. Okay, maybe it's just the creaking, but I swear there's something happening that direction.

Just creepy dolls. Oh, what's this one? What is that? It's a real exorcist diary. I mean, that's obviously not a real head, but... Oh, fuck, what's the story here? I don't know this one. On January 15, 1949, at the home of Ronnie in Cottage City, Maryland, dripping noise was heard by Ronnie and his grandmother in the grandmother's bedroom. Gross. This noise continued for a short time, and then the picture of Christ on the wall... Picture...

Okay, picture of Christ on the wall. You can't read either. Don't say I can't read. This is written in like the 1700s. Alright, 1940s. Same fucking thing. What do you mean? It's in English at least. Yeah, but it's old paper. It's dim lighting. Oh my god! Yeah, shut the fuck up. Don't do that. Anyway, yeah, this is just... What is the thing? I don't trust you anymore. I don't trust you. Oh, it's just a diary of somebody who was possessed.

Or at least claim to be. - I don't trust you at all. - Come around this side. This room, there's a specific doll in this room. Oh, in the glass case is a doll. - Why do you want me to look? - There's nobody near you. - Okay, what? - That we can see.

That's so funny. It's a little bit funny. What is in here? So there's a specific doll in the glass case here that like moves things around all the time. Like it gets caught on security cameras all the time. There's no way. It makes other dolls fall down. I believe in it. I believe in it. Come this way. I'm not gonna. Come on. I'm not gonna go. Come on. Cedric, you have to go first. Come on. He has to go first. He and I are literally the same size. Literally. God. Alright. So this doll, I'm blanking on the name exactly.

I wonder... Oh, that's like my dad's. Do not say. Abigail? Yeah, that must be Abigail then. Yeah, she supposedly messes with a lot of lights, makes the other dolls fall down. I don't like these kind of fucking dolls for sure. The little puppets, little marionettes. Not a fan of these. What was your favorite toy growing up?

Dolls, not these kind of like baby alive. Cute ones. Water babies. Do you know like the Annabelle doll? Yeah, I've seen that. Is that in here? So do you know what the real one is one of these? Like a Raggedy Ann doll? It's a very large Raggedy Ann doll. Yeah, it's like three or four feet tall. It's a fucking massive doll. What do you mean the real one? The real, you know it's a real thing, right? No. Annabelle doll?

No. Yeah, it's at the Warren's Museum. Dude, that one right there. This one right here? She's fucking, I don't like her. Well, first, it's a he. No, her, her, her. Oh, underneath? Oh, yeah, that's pretty gross. She looks real. I feel like she's really looking at me. The one that's blue looks real? No, her eyes, they look real. Tell me they don't look real. Okay, the eyes look pretty real. You're looking into her eyes, too. Well, eye contact's important. You should try it out.

- Mm-mm. To go that way? Is that something? - Yeah, we can go this way now. I just wanted to show you the doll that moves things. - I'm literally not even touching your skin. I'm touching your shirt because I'm scared. And there's-- what is this? Are they real? Are they real, Matt? Are they real? - One of these is a real skeleton. Or maybe both. - There's no way. That's not legal. Is that legal? - I think it's-- this one is a real skeleton. - Matt. - One of these is.

What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? You can get real skeletons. Why? How? No, that can't be allowed. Yeah, you can just have them. That's real? You can donate them. You can probably dig them up. I don't know. That's a real skeleton? One of them is, if not both, yeah. Touch it. No. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Let's get out of here. Okay. Oh my god, look at her.

Oh, bad pitch alert. Oh, you talking about Wednesday Addams? That's not Wednesday. If she grew up, it is. No, that's not Wednesday. It's like a little seance table. Have you ever used a Ouija board? No, have you? No, God, I kind of refuse to. But you'll come in here. Oh, yeah, I'm not playing with it. I touched that table. And possessed. No, I'm serious. Also, that's just the table. Probably Ikea. That's not Ikea. That looks possessed. Okay, look, you're brave. He's brave.

It'll be fine. They're just walking. Sed, you're brave. You're in the dark. This room actually scares me. Okay, well then we can skip it. Have you heard of the movie Exorcism of Emily Rose? You have to come too, Sed. Sed, you first. It's low-key insulting that I'm not enough protection. Is that insulting? Are you surprised? Do you know that I'm not enough protection? Yeah. I think so. I think it's insulting. I'm tall, brawny, about 245. Do you consider yourself tall?

Yeah, I'm tall. He's just extra tall. I don't consider you tall though. 6'1". What's tall to you? Like 6'4". 6'1" just like that's anything under that you shouldn't even. You should what? Yes. Go ahead. Comments. Get her. Where my short king's at. Get her. They're gonna get me. Do you know the movie Exorcism of Emily Rose? So this is the actual exorcism that that movie is based off of. I mean these are actual photos from her exorcism. I think that's really her.

This scares me because then this is like a very real true story, like well documented and everything. Why? Where is it documented? Right there. On a little plaque is most of the story. What is happening to her in the bottom left photo? She's... It's an exorcism. It also could be a Sephora commercial. I hate you and your...

Stupid jokes. Do you want to crawl through this little thing with me? Are you going to go through that? If you promise to go after me. I swear on my life, I will not go through that. Even if I go first? No way. He's going to go and then I'm going to go. He's fucking insane. He's insane. Go. Go ahead. You have to come. I'm not going to go.

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B-O-B-B-I to get free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com slash Bobby. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small one.

Well, whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need. Angie has over 20 years of home service experience.

and they've combined it with new tools to simplify the whole process. Bring them your project online or with the Angie app, answer a few questions and Angie can handle the rest from start to finish or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Would

which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I dot com. Okay, here, hold these. If Destiny comes, I'll come. She has to come right after me then. God damn it.

Okay. What is this? They're just tools. Protecting tools? You get them from Best Buy. Yes. They're just regular. They're not protection tools. What the fuck are they? They're electronics. Wait, come close, Destiny. Okay, ready? Destiny, come close. Wait, where are we going? Don't worry about it. This feels like the human centipede. I don't like it. Well, to keep your distance. I'm not going if you do stuff like that. Okay.

I don't know why I'm doing this. I can't see Bob and Angie. Where are we going? Don't do that. I'm scared. I'm scared. Get out of here. Why is this? Why does this even exist? Why does this exist? Who created this? Where's Ma? He's gonna scare me when I get out. I just know where he's at.

Oh, too cute. - What was that? What was that? Stop doing touch-stuff now. - This is my room. Electricity! It just turned on. Chill. Oh, now I'm enough protection all of a sudden. - Why is everything moving? Why is everything moving? - It turned on. This is the exhibit. It's fine. It's just a little Mary in that room. Those are pretty gross.

Just a little clown Mary in that room. Did you tell them to turn it on when we got in here? I'm actually not kidding. I did not. No. It is very convenient timing it up. Maybe it's scream censored. This room isn't that bad. The tunnel just comes out this way. That's all. Not that big of a deal. Yeah. Yeah. Are more people coming through or is that everybody? Yeah, one more. I don't know why that is. It's crawling.

To comfort with the bag. What's the drinks? Bobby, you thirsty? Yeah, I am thirsty. Thank you so much. Unbelievable. I'm tired right now. I'm actually like... Are you so tired? I'm not tired now. I'm terrified though. Is your adrenaline up a little bit? Yeah, my heart is racing. What the fuck was that? It's your production. You've known these people for, I assume, a couple of years.

I haven't even been doing this for a couple of years. Yeah, we know. Why did this turn on? Maybe when somebody screams bloody murder, things just turn on. Potentially. Looks really good. Looks like me a little bit. Does not look like you. Is there anything scarier that we're going to go into? Yeah, absolutely. This is just the ground floor. What do you mean? There's levels to this? Oh, there's levels to this. Absolutely. Are you ready? Is your thirst quenched? Mm-hmm.

I need to put this down though because I need to like, I need to like hold on and be able to run and like. Okay. Well, I don't like when we're the last people in the room either. I don't like when we're the last people. Do you want to go first instead? I don't, I want to be in the middle. I want to be sandwiched between the spirits. Okay. So I'm going to continue to give you a, a,

a relatively rapid tour of the museum and then we can do like a little like sit down, okay? Why are we going back to where we started? Because that's where the stairs are. Actually, no, no. Stairs are... This way. It is this way? Yeah, it's this way. Back it up, back it up. Stop, if you scare me again, can you let my heart like record? The basement sounds scary. The basement is very scary. They used to do like for real sacrifices down there. Like actual people were... Actual people died in the basement, yes.

So people died in this building? Yes. What the fuck? I thought it was huge and not actually haunted. Well, he got really lucky when he found this place. That it already had a haunted history. Zach told me he like legitimately almost gave up looking for a place in Vegas. He just couldn't find a spot. Why did you want to find a spot for this? For the museum? Yeah. Because it's an amazing tourist attraction. He just owned these things though at his house before? He like collected them. Yeah. That's a mummified cat. It's dead. Super dead.

What is that? What is that? What is that? Those are just people from... Oh, oh, they have videos around here because, like, people have actually fainted in this museum on tours, like, plenty of times. And do you think that happens in this one? Um, I would assume so with this one. Should we watch it? It might have already happened. Yeah. They look like they're concerned. Oh, it looks like they're already helping somebody. Yeah. Somebody already... Yeah, we missed it. It's probably on the loop. Did he die? That's not a mold of the person's face. Oh. That's a... Okay.

What is that? Stop. Don't make sounds. This is really cool with taxidermy. How cool. Are those fucking taxidermy humans right there? What is that? What do you mean? Do you mean these are all really, they were once real? It just depends on the animal. Oh my god. Oh, this is the lobby. We were about to be so lost. We found it, Bobby. Did you do that on purpose? Yes.

I was looking for it. I didn't know this is where it was. Because I thought I just got sucked in or something. Oh, yeah. I love that you thought the museum ate me and your first reaction was to run immediately. What do you mean I don't want it to get me too? Did you plan that? Did you plan that? You planned that? I was looking for this room, but I didn't know where it was. Shut up. You planned to do that, though. What is that? It's on a hinge. It'll be okay.

I don't think that's the upstairs. No, no, no. Stairs are over this way. Why did we... Okay. Go through the fun house? The fun house. Yes, the fun house. That is upstairs, right? Yeah. Okay. So we'll go upstairs first and then we'll come back down here. And if you want to do a little investigating, we can do it down here. Okay. So this is an EMF detector. It detects electromagnetic fields. Would you say... You've heard the theory that ghosts are energy, right? And that when you die, energy can't really be created or destroyed? Mm-hmm.

So this picks me. Who is that? That's one of your friends. Can you guys all stay away from walls? Please, Michael Hart. You didn't touch anything? Why'd it do that? Why'd it do that, Sed? It was you. It was Cedric. He said it was Cedric. I think it's automatically closing. It also, it's part of the tour. That wall is part of the tour, so I'm sure it automatically closes, yes.

okay what can you how do you how do you use these so this is an obelisk this um this just picks random words right so the idea is you're asking the spirits questions it can put words into this box this box has like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of words possibly thousands i don't know i don't want to look stupid in the comments i probably already do and the idea is it spits out words at random so the idea is you ask

The idea is that you ask questions to the spirits and you get an answer that matches the question you ask, essentially. That's the fun house. I don't like, I don't want to do that. You can do that by yourself. You'll come with. No. You'll be fine. That's, how is that? What does it, what does it sound? That's just noises. No, they just. Have you heard how you sound? No, this isn't funny anymore. It's kind of a good time. In what world? This one and the next.

- Oh, wait for Richard to start. - I don't think we should do that. - Well, wait. - Is that the sound of my voice screaming? Do you hear that? It sounds like me. - No, you sound way worse. I hate to tell you. - Is that a real person screaming though? - Probably. - Who's the real scream? - You think it's AI? - I think it might be like an actress.

That's actually, it's valid. Like, it could be. I don't think so, though. Do you think it's a real person screaming? No, it's probably a recorded, like a haunted house level of scream. It's ambiance. Yeah. Sets the mood. Yeah. We'll wait till we're done, like, seeing the museum, and then we can play with this stuff when we sit down somewhere, okay? Oh, wait. Why isn't it the same every time it plays? Well, that'd be repetitive, wouldn't it? What do you think he's doing? Should we start our interview right now since we're not moving?

Richard? Don't say that like that. Did you plan stuff out with him? Like for him to fuck with us? Did you do this? No, you have his number. I don't. How do you not have his number? I don't have his number. Because Zach had to give your producers the number so they could set up everything. Did you plan this? To get in here? What the fuck was that? That's a door. Cedric, can you stop touching stuff?

Did you guys plan for something to happen when we go into this funhouse? What could happen? I don't know. You're going to scare me. Probably, but not in the funhouse. But like, you know, throughout the rest of the night, possibly. What do you think that is? Oh, I think we start this way. Oh, God, I forgot. It starts down here, of course. Come on. Come on. I'm coming. I'm coming.

I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this. I mean, I don't wanna offend them either. I don't wanna offend them. I don't wanna offend them either. - I can't do the clowns. - Ma, it's just you have to-- Stop it, stop it, stop it. Please, oh my god. Is this the fun house? Are we in the fun house? - This is like the beginning of the fun house. - What the fuck, what the fuck? Where does it go? - Where does the door go to? - Get me out of here. I don't wanna be here. - Oh my god, it's dangling. - Thanks.

Okay, let's go fast. Everything, it's well lit in here. Nothing to be creeped out about. What do you mean? What do you mean, what do I mean? Oh, what was that? Keys! What is this thing? This is actually nice. This is kinda cool, yeah. It's just cute little tinkertures, that's all. Tinkertures? I think that's a word, tinkertures. Okay, wait, can you not walk so fast? Can you not? Can you not? I'm damn near moonwalking. What do you mean walk so fast? Can you just slow down? You wanna look at the camels some more? The tinkertures.

These haunted no, this is just this is just visual This is nice. They're taking it in. Come on. I'm trying to oh I forgot about this part actually Nothing's happening yet. Come here. Come on. Come on during the tour That's me stay behind me during the tour of the museum is a very cool thing that happens right here the guys not here obviously but there is a

So we're about to go upstairs, right? So there's a stairwell right behind here that you go into this little fortune teller booth, right? And the idea is that if you poke your head in through the window, there's like a curtain in there with a very, I think it's a blue bulb under the stairs. Apparently you're supposed to see a little girl under the stairs there. Have you seen that? I haven't. Do you want to try? No, you can. If I do it, you have to do it. I don't want you to. Well, I'm going to do it now. I don't want you to. I'm going to look. I don't want you.

You're gonna see a little girl in there? Maybe. Oh, what the fuck? That was not in here last time I was here. Oh my god, that is so scary. What the fuck is that? What is it? That wasn't here last time I was here. Come look. What is it? No. What is it? Where? Will you show the light? Okay. That thing. That was not here last time I was here. Okay, go do the thing where you see a kid. This actually scares me every time. Even though I haven't seen anything yet. He's looking in the...

He's looking in the hole. He has his whole head inside. I don't see anything. Bobbi, you wanna look? No! I will stay way out here. No, I was actually concerned for you too. No, you weren't. Yeah, I was. You were concerned that you were next. No fucking lie.

Give me my protective devices back. I thought, where's the sage that you said? What is it behind this? That's probably a staff door. Oh, is that an exit? Probably. Stay away from it. So this is the fun house, Destiny? Destiny, you gotta come with me. Oh, this is the fun house. Okay. Yeah, Destiny, come on. Be careful. What do you mean? Why did you say be careful? Because he's walking backwards with a camera. Okay. Not because he's in a movie. I mean, probably not.

It's just funhouse mirrors. You can look at all of them and see better looking versions of you. Thank you, Matt. You're welcome. It's not up to me, okay? Height's not a choice. Look, your body's all long. Now I'm 6'5". Shut up.

Thanks. What? What? What? Jesus Christ! I didn't save you! Oh, did you? I didn't save you, okay? You have a really good strength. Unbelievable.

Is it gonna do it again? Is it gonna do it again? - Wait, what's happening? - It's probably a timer. - Is that my screen? Is that my screen? - I think it's on pre-record, yeah, yeah. All right, it's off now. - Jesus Christ. - Wait, this is actually scary. - Oh my God!

Come on, come on, come on, come on. I don't like this. Please stop. Please stop this. Are we done yet? Please. Almost done. Is it done yet? Go closer to me, Dustin. She's inside you. I don't like this. Are we done? Can we go downstairs? Are we done? All right, come on. Let's go. Quick, quick, quick, quick. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Almost done with it. Come here. Don't throw me out of this. I can't. Why are they going so slow? Why did you say go quick? You've been going. Why did you say go quick? Because the exit's right here. There you go. It's literally around. I'll show you a clown. No. Got her. Roasted. Biomechanics. What is it? All right, come on. All right, go. Ah!

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Are we done? Can I open my eyes? Yes. Almost. Watch your step. Watch your step. What? What am I? Just stairs. Okay. God damn. Okay, now we are upstairs. Wasn't so bad. Are we done? Almost. There's not enough people in front of us. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I don't like this room. All right, well, the scariest stuff is next. Cedric? Cedric? Cedric? He's gone.

That actually did creep me out a little bit. What the fuck was that? Alright, come on. We're going to the scariest part now. Wait, can you wait for the rest of them? Yes, I can. Cedric? Alright, that little thing got me. Which one? The...

The hole in the floor right there? I made her stop on it and you would have thought she was following me the entire time. So cute! Stop. This isn't funny. It's a little funny. I don't think I like this. Wait, stop. I don't like these curtains. I don't like these curtains. Remember that part we were just in downstairs? You know how you looked up? That's all this is, is just openness. Alright, so in here. I'm trying hard not to be scared and it's not working. What does that say?

Oh god, is this the fucking thing? This is the Post Malone thing? This is the Dybbuk box that Post Malone touched. Yes. Where is it? It's right through here. Let's not go through there. Well, you have to go through it, otherwise you won't get to see it. And you won't be able to touch it. Why is it? No, Cedric, you're not. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. No, no, no, no. I wouldn't touch it. No, Ced, please. I really wouldn't. Stop. No, please.

I know I believe in it. I believe I've been touched that I'm over it all. Yeah, he's right in all of us and he's not touching it He's not touching it. I know it's covered but it's still when when Zack and I were here We still got the weirdest shit up here. What do you mean? So this is the Dybbuk box essentially don't go so fucking close to it I'm not gonna you're like you're trusting me. I'm not good. I'm touching the thing that it's inside of don't ever fucking push me towards it again. I

That's not fucking okay. Yes, it is the ball. What do you see destiny? What do you see? Why are you looking up? It's the box inside. It's a box inside. Yeah, it's not just the one giant box. It's a little box in there, a little jewelry looking box.

Why is it haunted? There's supposed to be a demon inside. Why? That's how they used to trap demons, essentially. Here's your gadget. Oh, yeah. You want to try to use it? Yeah, what do you do? Okay. All right, so I'm going to turn it back on. Basically, you just walk around with this, and green is pretty much neutral, and you just look for any spike on it. So if you want to, you can put it up to the glass, see if you get anything. Not always. Come around this way, though. Stop. No, it just goes around the box. That's all. That's neat. The idea is you walk around. That's neat.

That's me! The idea is you don't have to hold that the whole time to see if I'm bumping you. Okay, okay, well why would you tell me that now? I should know, I should know. Oh, you would've used it the whole time? Yes, dude! To protect you, look. To protect my entire body off. Okay, I'm sorry that you took me to a scary fucking place. I'm not. Look, this is to protect you, I'm helping you. Yeah, yeah, you're doing the most, thank you. It's better than you were doing for me. I was a shield for you, whether I wanted to be or not. What does that say? I'm gonna read it.

Why is it called this? The Dybbuk? I'm not sure exactly. People can Google that if they really want to. But yeah, that is the box that Post Malone touched and then had all that bad shit. Why was he able to touch it? Yeah. Justin, you don't touch the box that it's in. And it was after that that he built this barrier so people couldn't actually fuck with it if they really wanted to. And it's a very serious thing if you believe in this stuff, which I think you do.

Okay, well that's cool, thank you. You're welcome, so now we'll go through this door here. Dude, stop with these fucking doors. Why is everybody walking away? Get over here, Cedric. Cedric. Bobby. Why are you not coming? Jazzy. Bobby. Come on. Come on. No, no, please Cedric, stop it. You can't touch it. Oh, this is the doll room. Oh, the one that makes your nose bleed? Potentially. I'm actually so scared that this is gonna turn red.

What's that song? If you want to pause for one second. Richard? Right here. Oh, could we turn that spirit box off? I'm going to try to use the obelisk in there maybe. So that's a wine box. What's that? An old school wine box. Can you imagine the whole time? It was just like from Bethel. Oh, that is so sad. I don't think, like, I think that I'm not. You can go back behind the wall if you want.

For real? What, what, what? Stop. Come on. You have to come in. You have to come in. I'm making everyone. This is, I'm not, I don't want to do this song.

So this is Peggy. Okay. Yes. If you provoke her, she makes your nose bleed? Supposed to be possessed. She can make your nose bleed. Yeah. If you provoke her? If you provoke her, if you're like an absolute bitch to her, then yeah. I don't do that kind of stuff personally. Peggy, I'm really sorry that you're in there. If you want to get out, you can. Not to me. Don't get out to me. Don't get out to me. Do you want to try to ask some questions? See if we get anything?

You can try that. What did it just do? What did it just do? Just turn it on. Okay. Obelisk. So, theoretically, you set this. I wonder if I can set it. Let me see how this thing sets over here. Oh, fuck. Even I don't want to touch it. Pride, star, pride, devil, maybe, see, stars, need, David. It's just, this actually doesn't happen. It's not supposed to just fire off words rapidly like that. Bishop, above.

Right where I'm putting it? It's right above the door? Above and grandma upon... What do you mean? What's happening? Why is it doing that? It's supposed to just choose words at random, but his, I mean, there's no like, there's no like programming to it. Meaning that like, it's not supposed to go every like five seconds, every two seconds. Sometimes it doesn't go off for 10 minutes. Keep reading. This is actually, this is actually very cool. Of all like the ghost hunting stuff I do, this, this doesn't happen very often. Can you read it please, Len?

How would you come back here and you- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! That thing's turning red, Dustin! Did it really? Yes! Get out of my house! Get out of there! Come in, come in. Ask Peggy. They're all behind you! Guys, it's scary. There's no lights. Bobby. What? Come in. Say hello to Peggy. Introduce yourself. Stop, I don't- No, please don't make me do that, Ma. I'm so feral right now. She's not gonna hurt you. Oh my god!

- Jazzy! - Cedric! - Close that fucking door again, Cedric! - Jog, feeling, scruple, sentence, not. This like genuinely does not. - Why are you not scared? - 'Cause there's like seven people in here. - What are you, it's gonna go inside of you. Bring that over there with you, Matt. - Okay. - Not scared. - I mean, of course I'm a little scared. - Why did it turn red when I was holding it? - Messenger, angry messenger. - Oh fuck that, she's angry, dude, come on.

We do, we really do. And Jesus loves you Peggy, I'm so sorry. And see now it's calm, now it's not saying anything. Really? Because I said that? Never mind, there it goes. Farmers, presidency. The words don't necessarily always have something to do with anything. And that's why it's cool when it does line up. Could be total chance. It's an electronic. What? Say something nice to her, Destiny.

Like something that will help her? Bobby. See? Compliments are great. Compliments are great. Bobby, compliment Peggy. Peggy, you look beautiful. Like, we want her to go to heaven or something. I don't want her to go to heaven, not to us. Please, Peggy, go to heaven. I don't think that's where she wants to go. Jesus loves you. Why? Where does she want to go?

She might not be from there. Maybe. I think we're done in here. You don't want to send Cedric in? Huh? You don't want to send Cedric in? Okay, Cedric. No, no, not while I'm over here by it. Hold on now. Cedric wants to provoke her. It says it's violent. You want to provoke her? Have you seen those words? Wait, it says violent. It says it's violent. Do what? It says it's violent. The fucking thing says it's violent when Cedric says it. I don't know what you got to do, but if you know, please. If you...

I don't want to be any part of this, but if you want to you can come on this side of the wall You're supposed to look straight into her eyes and just I guess just be mean I guess And you if you want you can pay attention to the work you can ask questions you can pay attention the words see if any of them line up with what you're asking. Stare in the eyes and if you want to be mean you can I don't I don't do that shit. As long as you want really

You can ask you I mean you could probably ask her to hurt you you probably could ask that I wouldn't but she wants Bobby Stop! Stop! Stop Bobby! Stop! What do you mean? What do you mean? Peggy will you please stop it Bobby your name No, please stop. No, I want to go. I'm taking you with me. I'm taking you with me Nick. I'm taking you with me. Stop it No, please stop! Please! Stop it!

- Please! - I have to get the tools. - No you don't, they'll get them later. Come on, please. - Come with me, come with me. I'm gonna get the tools. - What's it saying? - Is your face red or is it white? - What's that? - I keep seeing red. - It's a wolf bite. - What? - Seeing red where? - Is your face, like red blobs. Is your face red? - This is the tool, Peggy.

- Do you want to get Cedric a nosebleed? - Talk to her nicely. - Did he say Derek? That was close. - Do you like these lights on your face, Cedric? - Say something, Ced. - Shut up. That's not funny, Cedric. That's really not funny. Stop it. It didn't say my name. - It's-- you know, it depends. It depends on if you--

if that's the correlation you want to make i suppose to me none of the words really mix i mean correlating with anything we're asking or talking about so probably not it's probably just the machine but also i mean it's not it's not supposed to just rattle things off non-stop so it is saying a lot of things which is odd

Sunset, France, develop, does that mean anything to you? No, not necessarily. Sunset, France, develop. And that's the thing, it's like this is, I mean this is most of what ghost hunting is, is nothing. But that's when you get, when you do get something like so undeniable. Why did that turn red? Well, did you do this to it? Yeah. Yeah, you set it down hard. Well, okay, thank you. Scared yourself for no reason. Okay. Alright, so we're all good here. Magic. Above. Base. Magic. News. Let's take that to our map.

And Cedric, if you say she wants me again, I'm seriously leaving and I'm going to cry. I'm feeling kind of chill with Peggy. Feeling good. Peggy's chill. Peggy feels good. Peggy's chill. Then do what you... Go ahead, mentally do it. Don't do it out loud. I already did. No, provoke her though. Not by saying Bobby, say mean things to her. That's what they say to do. Say out loud? Yeah. Say mean things to her. Out loud. Yeah. I don't know how ugly she is. Oh. Peggy. Peggy.

Stop, Cedric! That's not funny, Cedric. You're scared because you won't do it from you. You're scared. So don't be scared. Don't be scared. Hey, Peggy. You're short. I'm not like that. You like how that's his insult to your shirt? Cedric, go harder. Go harder. If you don't believe, then go harder. Should I cancel words? Yeah, we'll bleep whatever you say out. We'll bleep it. We'll bleep it out. I don't agree with this. I don't... Hey, Peggy.

Look in her eyes when you say it. I'm looking right in her eyes. You know my type, Peggy. That's all I got. All right. Nothing happened. He feels fine. Text us when you go to bed. Your nose looks good, man. Your pinkies look awful. Yeah. How were your hands when we got in the room? I mean, look, it's not a guaranteed thing. You know what I mean? Yeah. All right. Well, that was fun. Cedric getting awfully close to Peggy over there. Um...

Peggy you look beautiful. Thank you for hurting anybody. Thank you. Nothing but respect. Thank you Thanks for having us in here. Thank you so much Peggy. Please don't oh, yeah, what no I just I don't I don't like doing that kind of stuff personally. I don't want anything to fuck with me Do you think we're good now? We're good. I don't know. Are we good now? What do you mean? I'm not I'm not a ghost.

what are these don't breathe on me jazzy i forget what this one actually is why are they not scared that's what i don't get oh this is a real head real oh okay where's cedric are you holding that thing is it still talking to you no it's off no why why wouldn't you keep it on and see if it's still doing that okay when we're not by her okay well i mean that means it might not be peggy

That's the thing about so many haunted things in this museum, it could be anything. Just because we're in Peggy's room doesn't mean that's who we would communicate with. So look, now it's not doing anything. Oh, there we go. Logical. That is logical. That's weird that that's not-- This is a real person's head that was accused of being a witch.

- Why would it just say logical when you've said that? That's, why aren't you-- - Oh, the logical thing is like just because-- - You just said something-- - Because, just because my pegs are in there-- - Yeah, you said something logical and then it just says logical to you. - I'm a logical thinker. You should probably respect that. - Why aren't you more scared about that? - Because I think that's a mutual respect, I would assume. - But you're not more alarmed that you just said, do you guys not see what just happened?

He was telling me, I said, "Why don't you keep it on in the whole entire place and just see if it's actually like real?" And then he was like, "This is weird." And then he said, "You go ahead and do it." No, you finish. Good listener. Go ahead. Then he said, he was like, "Just because it's talking in Peggy's room doesn't mean it's Peggy." What was that? Rocket. See? Nothing. That could be nothing. Sing. Legs. Oh. I don't even get it. That doesn't seem like anything. Hang crescent.

I wonder if this witch was initially hung. What was that? Okay. Did you look at the head? I don't think I want to make eye contact with you. It's eyes. It doesn't have eyes. Oh my god, I'm so sorry, girl. Come on, Destiny. Come on. Okay, come with me then. Come with me. What? What are you doing? Why did you do that? Why?

- Act this way. - You don't have to go in there, guys. - No, no, no, guys. You don't have to do that. What is it saying to you? What is it saying to you? What is it saying to you? - Stuff, fish, bank. Random words right now. - Okay, Matt, don't try to act like you're not scared. - I mean, I'm not-- how could I be scared when you're so scared? You're taking up all the scared. - You're welcome. I'm making you look good. - Example. Making an example of you. - At least this one's good. I have no one behind me right now. - Yeah, that seems fine. - I've never been more close to someone I've interviewed besides literally hanging on to you for dear life.

Flattered. You should be. Once. Once. Oh my god, because it's "I've never been before." That's creepy, dude. Don't go in there. It says you have to be dead. Richard, am I allowed to open this RIP door? Yeah. Go ahead. It says RIP access only. You want to die to go in there? That's all you got. Oh, this is actually fucked. It's not really, it's not so much a haunted thing, but it's kind of crazy. Alright, Destiny.

That's new like I am never coming with her. It's just kind of cool. Send somebody else in first. Never ever send us in first. What's it saying? What's it saying? So serial killer Robert Verdello, he was the Kansas City butcher. He raped and murdered a lot of people. And this is just kind of an interesting artifact room because this is the, he would literally, where's the things?

Okay, so you see the brown stuff on the mattress? This is- that is the actual shit from the victim that he raped before he murdered. He actually had- I think the things- oh, it's literally this per- it's- that's the person that's supposed to be represented. That's the real rod that was behind it, those are the real things that were inside him, and he would- I think the thing might be over here? In this little glass thing? No. Fucking where- it's in the exhibit somewhere. The thing he would like, sodomize them with.

Yeah, so like all of this is fucking authentic. That dress that's hanging above it, whatever it is, then it looks probably Native American. Can you band angle? All of that is authentic, like what was actually in it. You can see the dress, whatever it is, above the bed there. That's like all of the actual artifacts from it. Kind of disgusting. Very disgusting. Yeah, that's just more serial killer stuff. How long did he do this for? It was probably on this. Between 1984 and 1988, so four years.

Yeah, they're still marked as police evidence. Yeah, it's pretty fucked. Yeah, not so much a haunted thing, but... Well, he was a devil worshipper. Oh, does it say that? Yeah. Oh, there you go. Many of these items are believed to be cursed. Well, there you go. What was this creaking fucking door? What? Stop it! No, don't leave! Okay, can you open the door, one of you? Ouch. Jesus. Stop doing that!

Okay, we can go back downstairs. I don't think I can handle this. I think I might... I think... A great scream. I think I meant to... Scream queen? Thanks. I think... Why are we going first? Why are we going first? I'm first. Say palace. Palace. Do not say that. Do iron. Like pump iron. That means not... Why are you going... This is right where we were earlier. Okay.

That, listen, that's basically, that's basically the gist of the tour. There's some other rooms we didn't go inside. Do you want to see the basement? No, no. I feel like you should at least see the basement. It's creepy as fuck. What is that? Even I actually don't like the basement. Okay. I don't like when we go first. Can we turn the lights on? No, we can't turn the lights on. Why? I feel like that would make it less scary if the lights were on. Well, yeah, that's the whole point. Okay, well...

OI, please. Remove OI, please. OI. I don't know what that would be. Remove what, please? What do you want us to remove? Why are you talking to whatever it is, though? Um, see if it'll talk back. Okay. Do you want to go to the basement? Sure, and then we're done in here? That'll be the gist of the tour. The basement, I will say, I'm not even fucking with you, genuinely scares me. Because they used to do satanic rituals down there, and people actually died. Ah! Ah!

I love that you don't even know where to go. - What was that? - That's probably one of the employees. - Probably. - Probably. - I mean, I can't guarantee. That's a haunted museum. - All right, to the basement. - Where are they? Come behind me, everyone. - Remember I was talking about James Dean dying earlier? He has a piece of the car that he died in as part of the museum in there. - Who's James Dean?

Destiny doesn't know who James Dean is? She's nodding yes. You really don't know who James Dean is? He was a magician. He was a magician from the 40s. Wow. You don't know who James Dean is. Remember he did the trick. What trick? I don't know. Don't fix yourself in a haunted mirror. Why? You're so shallow.

Jesus I'm like so scared. I'm so scared Ugly look at that ugly showed up on the way if it did no Gullible did though, you know, go over means Also might be a little sign this is that's where we came in remember the little dog will pooch right and

Watch your step fellas basements coming behind Thank you That's just that's probably a fog machine for a little bit of dramatic effect In that corner

I'll tell you a not so fun story when we get down here. No, tell me when we get out of here. It was when I was here. Tell me when you get out of here. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you outside. Okay. Wait, where is everyone behind me? Destiny, it's not funny. Here, you can go between me and the camera. No, no, no. What the fuck is that sound? Why are you coming? Because it's scary.

Why am I the first person now? What is this? There's a light there. I'm behind you. I just heard a word. Your say- Uh, it said "screw" still. That's...implicative. Okay. Okay, is this done? Are we- do we do it? This is- this is the room. There is a pentagram. Thank- finger? Show me your pinkies. Gross.

Had nothing to do with this, I just wanted to see him again. So I don't know if you can tell, because it's in black, but there's a pentagram right here. So they used to do the satanic rituals right here. So when I came here with my friend and Zach Baggins, the owner, last time,

He comes up to us and he was like, "You guys want to do some spells?" And I was like, "No, I don't want to conjure anything." This was three days before I did the Hollywood Bowl. He goes, "It'll only attach to you for a couple of days." I was like, "I can't have a bad couple of days doing something that attached to you." He was so underplaying it, gave us these little pennants, told us to come down here and did a little ritual down here. And it was very, very scary. Anticlimactic story. But yeah, he did do a little ritual down here and I was pretty scared.

- That's pretty much it. - What's a stupid story? - I don't know. I don't know if it didn't work. - Why would you do that? - I didn't want to. - I would say no and I'd mean it. - Well, that's no fun. Kinda creepy. But yeah, like actual people were murdered down here. - I don't even have any questions. - Wow. Babiotov, speechless. - That's usually how I am. - No. - I think that, yeah. I think that I've had, I'm terrified. - Which room has been the scariest so far?

The fact that we're sitting here now choosing bless you. God bless you. Yeah, God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. God bless everyone in here because this is terrifying. Which room has been the scariest?

I think it's just crazy we chose this instead of all of them just stay still and talk. Like the one that we're in. Well, there's not really any place to move in here. There's only one way out and Cedric's not going to let you leave, so. He will. I don't think so. I don't know how. I...

Anybody tell you you ever sound like Lil Yachty? Everyone says that. Really? I don't hear it. Really? Didn't you meet him? Yeah. Everyone but Bobby says that. I know. Also, hasn't gone off since we got down here. That's actually now kind of eerie. Because it was firing off earlier. Just sitting on a thing. Oh, doesn't that mean that there's nothing down here? That doesn't mean that at all. It just means it's not going through this little thing. That's all. Oh, it's going through. Have you even been paying attention to that? Yeah, I have. No, you have not. It's been on your hip the entire time.

Wait, oh, it doesn't make a sound? No. Oh, cool. We're going to play it back and it's going to be red the whole time. This is terrifying. This is pretty much the basement. It just creeps me the fuck out. There's nothing like crazy about it in the moment. Let's go outside. All right, you go last. Yeah, all right. I'm not going to be scared anymore. It's a question. Is that a question mark? Yeah. Go first, go first. Oh, God. Yeah, you're going to be scared one more time.

What's it saying? Used upon. What was used upon? Used upon what? Let's not ask any more questions. Used upon what? Stop, please. I'm scared. Please, please, please. Destiny, Destiny! Where'd you go? I want to get out of here. I want to go. I want to go. I want to go. I want to go. I don't like this. Stop touching any stair rails. What? All right. Sorry, I'm old.

This one

And lobby. Look at that. No, let's go outside, Destiny. I don't want to be in here. I don't want to be in here. Destiny, let's go in the car, actually. Do you want the little sage stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we have to leave it behind. What do you have to do? What do you say? All right, well, let's go get the sage stuff. No, you go get it. You go get it. You go get it.

Who was that? That's the door to leave. Let me see. He's getting the sage. Richard, are we able to get some sage and stuff? We have to say when you leave here. Cedric, I'm making you say it too. Do what? You don't have to believe in this, but you have to say whatever. And you have to say that you don't want to take any of this stuff with you. Uh-huh. Okay. Any water? Cedric, don't drink a lot, please. Two drinks?

What's crazy is she's so scared it's not letting me be scared. Do you want to step outside and do this first? No, you have to do that inside, don't you? No, you do it outside. What do you mean? Do you want to do this first? What is the thing where you say you want to not have that? You have to say that outside. You might as well do it all at the very end. Okay. Well, first I was told... Can I grab that water for me? I'm so thirsty.

What was the scariest part to you? It wasn't scary, it wasn't screaming. What was the scariest part? Every time you scared me. I was the scariest part of the whole music video? Yes. What do you believe in ghosts?

- Yeah. - You do? - But yeah, you were the scariest part. - Thanks. - 'Cause every time you jumped out, that's what got my adrenaline going, my heart. - I think you need to be around people more. You're unsocialized, clearly. - No one jumps up to me in my day-to-day life and just tries to scare me. - Do you even live in LA? - I'm still holding this, just in case. - As you should, yeah, just in case something just runs up to you and you get electrocuted. - If it-- - Or get magnetic field.

You worried? What do you mean? Well that's what it detects is magnetic fields. Why would I get electrocuted? Well enough magnetic field could create like a static pop. Science. I didn't go to college. My throat hurts from fucking screaming. It's kind of your fault. It's not my fault. You were making me scared. You didn't drink chamomile before we got here? Did you? Yeah. You prepared for this?

In case I had to scream, which if I did nobody would have heard it. Why? Because you out screamed everybody. What's your scream? Go ahead. I'm having a... I don't know, last time I screamed. Okay. You want me to like a fear scream? Oh, that's gonna fucking hurt. Broke the sound barrier on that one. Dogs heard it. I'm not cutting that out. You don't have to. I'm adding it to my reel.

It's gonna haunt you. Of all the things to haunt me, it's gonna be that footage for sure. It's gonna be that. What's that? You don't feel embarrassed about that? No, I have a very deep, manly, raspy voice. I'm not supposed to hit that octave. You know what I mean? Oh, you're following off. You wanna know what it is? It's my assistant telling me things that we were told to ask you. Oh, great. Let's see what's gonna get me in trouble.

Oh, that's all wonderful news. Okay. Alright. Well, why don't you say it so it feels organic? Or how should we bring this up so it feels like I'm not just bringing it up because I've been reading it off? Okay. A good transition. What was the first question? Does Netflix is releasing his next special on 8-13? How do you want it? Yeah, that's not a good transition for that. Do you like Netflix?

How about you ask me do I watch scary movies on Netflix? That seems like a good transition. All right. Ask me do I like scary movies. Do you like scary movies? I love scary movies. Do you like scary movies? No. Not at all? No. One time, though, I was scrolling on Netflix and I saw a scary movie. Say it was my special. Go ahead. It was. Yeah, I fucking knew it. You're easy. You're doing another one, right? You're so easy. I am. I have my second one coming out in August. Which one is that? August what?

- 13th, I believe. - Wow. - Not Friday the 13th, I don't believe. - It could be, have you checked? - It's a Wednesday, I think, or a Tuesday. - Are you excited? - I'm very excited about it. - Are you gonna get a lot of hate from it? - I hope so. Good publicity.

That was good. We did that well. Let's check this next one. I think this one's going to be even better. Okay, it says he became the most watched comedian on Netflix of all specials the second half of 2023. Yeah. You remember reading that out loud? I just did. No, like louder, more pronounced. No, I want us to say it like... Organically? So it's from Deadline. It's a Deadline movie. Do you want me to interview myself? No, we need to... Oh, so do you... Are there any articles you've ever read?

Have I ever read any articles? Like in general? Yeah. Or about myself? Just in general. In general. I've read a few before. Have you heard of Deadline? Yeah. Yeah, I have. Wow. It rings a bell. What do they say on there? They actually said something about you, which is why I bring it up. Gasp. Positive or negative? I think it's... You had to check if it's positive or negative? Well, yeah. I don't know if it was a good thing. Most watched comedian...

On Netflix of all specials, the second half of 20. That's kind of funny because it was actually cool. But then the more I read, it was like, that's of the second half of 2023. Yeah, they don't give full year statistics. How many other people were there? That got comedy specials through Netflix last year? No, the second half, though.

though uh i mean dave chappelle and ricky gervais were in that category so was shane gillis so like the top comedians in the world okay fine fair enough yeah fair enough thanks i just i feel like they want they should just no you don't have the top watched netflix special of all time no i don't know what that would be actually probably it's probably a chappelle one probably sticks and stones most likely which is actually my favorite special of all time have you seen it no okay

Oh, two special sitcom development deal with Netflix. And that's obviously why you did number one and number two. No, that was the two special deal after the first one. The first one did so well, and now I get to do two more. So we have the one coming out in August. That's their first crowd work special that they've ever done. So it's just like a whole show of me doing that. And then next year I'll do another material one. Interviewing the crowd, basically, kind of.

Kind of. It's more of just having a good conversation. You should try it. I feel like I'm good at that. Thank you very much. I've been leading this whole interview. You've been terrifying me. I've been crowd working the whole time. No, you have not. I don't think you've said anything that would make anyone laugh. What do you do for a living? Daytime.

- This. - Ew. - Hollywood Bowl record. That's the last point. So literally that's what it says. - Have you been to the Hollywood Bowl? - I don't even know what the Hollywood Bowl is. - Wow, you're 26. It's where James Dean did his magic tricks. - How old are you? - I'm 28, about to be 29. - Why are you acting like you're 40? - Because I'm 87. I'm an old soul. Probably why I love this stuff so much. What are you, Gen Z? - Gen, yeah. - You said earlier you get your news from TikTok. - Yeah, you don't? - No.

I don't watch anything on TikTok. I post my stuff and I get the fuck off. - Okay, so you just use the users of TikTok and then make fun of them later? - Yeah, exactly. What else is social media for?

So you don't even like your fans? I don't know. I love my fans. They're on TikTok. I don't love the other content that's on social media. It's usually pretty mindless. Oh, he's so different. He's not like the other guys. He's so different. He does a thing in real life. You know what I mean? Listen, stand-up's fun, but it's not what I want to do end goal. What do you want to do? I'd love to have a podcast, but they don't just give those out to anybody. You have to be lucky. Yeah, I have to be really, really lucky. Mm-hmm. Maybe one day we can. Working really hard. Thank you. This is hard. I know it's hard. It takes a lot of production. You think I wanted to take...

midnight scare myself I think it was refreshing for you I think you needed this exact level of humbling

Humbling. Yeah. That was humbling. Good. It was fun. How do you feel? Do you feel... was the adrenaline rush... like do you feel good about it now? Not yet, but I feel like I'll wake up tomorrow and be like, "Thank God." You think you're gonna wake up tomorrow? That's not funny, not. If watching... just so you know, what if I don't and then this clip goes out? What do you think they're gonna think of that?

Um, I'm probably a suspect. You're the number one suspect if I don't wake up tomorrow and you just said. Well, don't do anything drastic, okay? I didn't mean that. Yeah, I know, but you would do it for the bit. I would not do it for the bit. Good. That's a lot of commitment. I know it is. Comedy's about timing. Yeah, that would be great. And you would get canceled.

Finally? For real this time. Oh no. Then I'll only be the most watched special of next year's third and fourth quarter. Please don't. Okay. Have you been canceled? Have you gotten in trouble? Not like you. Not like me? What do you think the severity of mine is? I'm not like... Like what do you think happened to me? You're nothing. Nothing happened to you. So how did I get the worst? How did you get it? Because you're so much bigger. Thanks, I'm 6'1". Not like that. You're... I don't think you're 6'1", either. I'm 6'1". You want to check tape?

No check measurements? Without shoes. Those are interesting shoes that you've chosen. They're new balances and they're scuffed because somebody stepped on them for an entire tour. I'll buy you new shoes. Will you really? These were $800. I'll take the cash and go buy them myself. Why would they be $800? Because they're new balances and they're coming back. They're not $800. They're like $50. You don't fucking know where I got them. Maybe they're resale. Why would you do that? Because I like them. What size shoe are you? Six. That's pretty average, right? It's pretty small.

You're pretty small. What are you, like, 5'7"? 5'6". See, that's why I know you're lying about your height. Because you're trying to give me an extra inch right now because then it makes, it's like, oh, she's 5'7", so then I look really short compared to her. Cedric, you're what, 6'12"? Something like that? Yeah. Yeah, so that was almost that. So I think if we're going off of just side by side, I think it's fine. I want to smile like the baby Grinch.

I'm... There's a few things I'm feeling right now. What is it? Is it an evil spirit? It's 2 a.m. It's 2 a.m.? 2 a.m., okay. What would you rather be doing at 2 a.m. in Las Vegas? Not being terrified. I think that it's time for us to do that sage thing because I'm starting to get a little like... I feel like now we're sitting in it. We're soaking it in.

I thought that was kind of scary. She's drinking water. I think she's terrified. What is that? Do you want to go do a little, they have like sage and like, I think it's called Palo Santo or something like that. Explain what we're doing. I mean, I'm going to butcher this entirely. I don't really know much of the specificities behind this stuff. It's supposed to cleanse you. So when you leave like an environment, like a haunted house or something, you're supposed to just kind of, I don't know, if you know a prayer, I guess you can say it, but the smoke is supposed to cleanse you essentially. And also when you leave here. Do they treat each other or something?

- Okay. - You probably should. Probably, it's like sunscreen, you know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah. - I'll get your back, you get mine, that kind of thing. - And then what else? - And then we also have to say, you have to say goodbye, and you have to say you are not allowed to follow me. You do not have permission to follow me. Can you remember that? - Mm-hmm. - Because otherwise... - Okay, you've said that every time you left? - Yeah, I do, just in case. - All right, let's do it. - Can't hurt. - Let's try that. - Okay. - Why are there umbrellas out here? - Because it rains sometimes. - But are they for people to take? - Everything about this place scares you.

Why are there tables out here? Stop. You got scared outside. Yeah, because you know that it's not just... Should we do it now? I feel like we're leaving the gates now, Matt. Okay, you want to do it inside the gates? No, should we fucking leave it like we get... Or when do we do it? When we leave that gate out there? When do we do this? It doesn't really matter. There's not parameters physically. Okay, let's just do it now. We left the doors. Okay, all right, come here. We'll do the sage first. I personally hate the smell of this, but some people love it.

I hope I'm some people. Do you smoke marijuana? Sometimes. Sometimes? Do you? Yes, sometimes. I have some in the car. I don't want any of that. I'll hotbox you. Please do not hotbox me in the car. Now we're gonna switch roles. I'll be terrified. Why? Because I don't trust you. Why wouldn't you trust me? Because you used me as a human shield for like an hour and a half. That's not fair. What did you expect? For you to man the fuck up? Okay, so I'm gonna give you this one. I think it's pretty well.

- Now I do you. - Hold on, wait for me. - I don't think this is burning enough. - Blow it on a little bit, give it oxygen. - Why? - Because that's how you start a fire. - With oxygen? - You're supposed to blow on it, yeah. - I didn't know that. - Really, have you ever been camping? - No. - You've never been camping? - No. - Wow. Would you choose the man or the bear? - Oh, honestly, I have a lot of questions about that too. - Yeah, you let it go out, hold this one. - Okay, well I don't think you did it right to be fair. - I definitely did it right.

I would choose neither. Blow on that. Keep blowing on that one a little bit. Keep it lit. There's no way oxygen. You've never started a fire before, ever? I feel like I'm just blowing it out. Here we go. Here, take this one. I keep fucking them all up.

I'm gonna light this one again. All right, and five, four, three, two, and yeah, we're good. - Can I hold it? - So now you just kind of wave it at each other, I think. I don't know. There's probably a technique to it. - Wait, I feel like you should get like, is it like some screen where I-- - Yeah, you're not getting any of it. - Stop, give it to me. I'm getting you. That's not fair. Stop. - I'm giving it to you. Chill out. And-- - Turn around. - What in the real is going on? - Turn around. - All right, get my back. - Get your head.

Get your hands, get your back. I got every, this is important that we don't risk anything. Stop, don't, don't move. Okay, now say your thing to it.

Okay, goodbye. You gonna say it with me? Yeah, goodbye. Goodbye. You cannot follow me. You cannot follow me. You do not have permission to follow me. You do not have permission to follow me. You cannot attach yourself to me. You cannot attach yourself to me. You do not have permission to attach yourself to me. You do not have permission to attach yourself to me. You must stay here. You must stay here. Goodbye. Goodbye. Boom, you did it. Alright. Let me see both of these since you already, since you got me. You didn't get me. I'm about to. I'm reliding them a little bit. I don't believe that.

Nah, they are going on a little bit. Hold on. I'm gonna make sure I get you. Hold on. I think it's because you're blowing them. That is not what puts them out. What do you mean? When you light a candle, what do you do to get it to stop? That's how you... You can put out a flame, sure. But if you blow into it, you feed it oxygen. I don't think that they want oxygen. You don't think oxygen creates flame? No. Why would it create flame? Science. I don't... I don't know about it, I guess. That seems silly. Do you love or hate the smell of this? I'm indifferent.

I love that I'm getting cleansed because I'm really terrified. I feel better now though. Do you? I feel like a weight lifted off of me. Okay, turn around. Getting it. Getting it. Almost there.

Almost entirely. It's not funny. It's not funny. I'm doing it. When I'm fucking possessed and I make it come to you, then what are you going to do? First of all, you're not going to summon it to me. I will. You're not. Okay, he gives you permission to follow along. No, he does not. He does not. No, he does not. He does not. Are you going to fuck with me again or are you going to do this then? Okay, he doesn't give you permission. I'm not even close to fucking with you. You literally just fucked with me and pretended to do this. Now you're lighting me up.

I'm not lighting you on fire. Get saged. God, I'm ungrateful. - You're just scared. Do you think I'm good? - Do you want me to singe off some of your armpit hair? - I don't have any, thank you. Am I good now? - I think you're probably fine. - Okay, I don't give you permission and I was just kidding, but I don't give you permission. - There's one last little thing if you wanna do it. - Okay, yeah. - It's the Palo Santo. It's the exact same thing. You're just doing the exact same thing on your body. - We should do all of the things. - You wanna burn it? - Unless there's... Watch, I'm gonna teach you how to light fires since you don't know how. - All right, Liz. - You just turn the light on.

You just put it on fire. Look, that's how you do it. You get the little one, you're lethal. We're the same size. We're not the same size. I don't care what you do. That's pretty much it. Cheers. Cheers. Let's get out of here. Let's do it, shall we? Let's go.