Meghan Trainor: "You have the best podcast in the world"
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I love babies. You're good with them. You look 12. I do look 12. It is weird. At the hospital, I look back at the pictures of when I had my babies and I was like, "How did those doctors take me seriously?" Do they call you young? Oh yeah, they were like, "How old are you?" And I was like, "Why do they even say that? I'm 22." And now I look back and I'm like, "You're 22, that's crazy." Where did you have them? At the hospital. In LA? Oh, yeah. In the Bay Area and then one in LA, but yeah.

I was 26 and they were like, you little angel. You're so young. Yeah. Like, really? No, it feels like 22. I feel like in LA you need to be at least 35. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To have all my mom friends are like mine older than 40. Yeah. Yeah. It's really fun. I like feel 40 when I'm with them and I'm like, we all have our kids. I'm like, yeah, I remember high school. Yeah. 10 years ago. Yeah.

- I don't get it. - I don't get anything you're talking about. - Yeah, no. - You're so much older than me. - Yeah. I like your tattoos of your kids on your arm. - Thank you, do you have any tattoos? - No, I'm too scared to commit to anything like that. - Okay, it's not scary. - Really? - Well, oh, you're scared of the commitment. That part is scary. - Or like, I sag one day. - Your what? - When I sag one day. - Oh, don't be afraid of that. Like, it'll be a different picture. - Yeah, but you won't look good anywhere. So it doesn't matter if the picture's bad.

It's like that used to be my kids on my arm and now it's like a bleb. Yeah, that's okay. No one will be like looking at you for anything at that point if you're that old. So it's okay. A little of that when you're like 80. I don't know. I'll probably be on stage like, I'm all about that. Do you think you'll do that when you're 80? Yeah. Wow. That's some commitment there. It's my 10 year anniversary. And yesterday I was on stage or today, this morning I was on stage singing it. That song. And I yelled, it won't die. Okay.

That was cute. So I'll be 80. Okay. And I'll be like, "Oh, well, I'll be about that big." That is true, because you always see those singers perform their really old hits. That'll be me. And you'll be there with me. I will be. And we're going to replay this and people are going to be like, "Oh, look, when she was young." "Oh, she was so young with all that fake hair." They don't know it's fake.

It's my clip-ins. Thank you. That's pretty, they're pretty good because you can't tell. Really? Yeah, no, you just look like you have... Yeah, I got a few bald spots. Bald spots? Yeah, from the babies, I think. And my thin hair up here. I have to like spray root spray in it every day. Well, I'm happy that you found a solution. Thank you. I don't have any bald spots, thankfully. You got hair. I have some hair. But I did lose hair. You did? Yeah. The only thing that I get comments about after having kids is like my belly button.

Which I thought it was normal now because I got surgery to fix it. No you didn't. Well I got a hernia surgery. So then it just like pushed it back and it like cleaned it up. And people were like, she got surgery? Like plastic surgery on her belly button. I was like, does that count? It got hernia. So it went outside? Yeah, like a tiny bit. It was a little bit of an outie. And then I said push that back in because I'm not having that.

I made fun of my little sister for having an Audi like her whole life. So then when I got one, I was like, oh, there's no way. Oh, that was like, it was like, it was God's way of being like, yeah, you fucking thought. Oh yeah.

I'm sure it looks so good now. Thank you. I'm not gonna show you because that's so weird, but I do have pictures on Instagram where you can. Okay, I'll look on your Instagram. Yeah. Do you like being a mom? I love being a mom. I want more kids. How many? Four. Four more? No, no, no. I want two more. Two girls. Okay, that's cute. Two boys, two girls. When do you want them? Like as soon as possible. If you had it your way, would they be like in a year and then in two years? They'd be here by now. Oh, you want to have twins? Yeah.

I know, but now I'm thinking about it, like, twins is crazy. Twins is insane. It's insane. Oh, last night, I put them all to sleep, and all, like, I have 15 kids. Yeah. I put all two of them to sleep, and we literally just lay there in the dark. Like, we could do our whole bedtime routine, brush teeth, everything. I wash my face while they brush their teeth. So cute. Yeah, and then we...

Lay down and they make me like sing to them and read books and like for, well, then we go lights out and then that's just singing strictly. What do you sing? They tell me what to sing and oh yeah, I forgot you can sing so I certainly will not be showing you right now. Sing right now. Absolutely not. What do you sing with your raspy voice? What do you sing? We sing a lot of Twinkle Twinkle but I don't know all the lyrics yet so...

Okay. They're kind of confusing. You're like in verse two and verse three? Yeah. Wow. And we're just all over the place. We sing about our day. Oh, I love that. Yeah, we sing about everything. My Riley's so cute. The three-year-old, he goes, tell me about my day, but know the end.

And it's so sweet and sad, but it's literally how I feel about life. Don't say that. That's so sad. It's so sad and so hard. Why does he say that? Bro. I could cry. I could literally cry. It's something about my day, but no, the end. And we're like, yeah, because it'll never be the end. I hate that. Speaking of that, I have an album coming out called Timeless. It is literally about that. I hope there's no end.

Oh my god, now I can cry. Thank you for that. I know, isn't that supposed to be the end? Know the end. I want to write like a kid's book now that says know the end. You should. Okay, let's do it together. Let's do it. I have zero input in it. My kid, she's brave. She has my personality. She's back and forth. She'll be like, Mommy, I love you so much. You don't have to work anymore. Just stay home with me. And then right after that, last night, we're laying down in bed. Her new word is like, she learned the word fat.

I don't know who taught her that, I don't know where she heard it, but she likes to call me it. She's like, "Mommy," 'cause me and her dad have been trying to teach her, like, we don't call people that, that's not nice, like, whatever, that's, and so last night, she, like, we were laying down in bed after we're, you know, singing and everything, and I was like, she's like, "Mommy, I finally learned it's not good to call people fat." And I was like, "Baby, I'm so proud, that makes me so happy." And she's like, "Yeah, big fat mom."

I was like, what the? You just played me. She like set that up. It was a straight just joke. She set it up. She set it up to tell me, make me feel good and goes, yeah, big fat mom. And I was like, there's no... And then I laugh and now I've encouraged it. So I was like, so then we landed on...

Don't call anybody else but me fat because don't let's not be hurtful to other people, but like I guess you can call me fat I don't know. I don't know sometimes parenting is really hard. Yeah, my I just put out a music video and at the end of it Chris Olsen my friend says

"Capricorn bitch" and Riley watches the whole video and he loves that part. Does he say it? Because everyone laughs and he goes, "Capricorn bitch!" I wish I heard him say that. Oh no! He'll say it. If he comes in here he'll say it. That is so cute. I know. And then my mom laughed really hard and now he knows. That's what does it. He knows it's funny. Yeah. But it's cute. They're kids. It's really cute. Is he still playing up there? Yeah, he didn't want to come down. He didn't want to talk to me either. Really? Yeah. Did you say hi? I did try that.

That's weird. Yeah, I know why he likes everyone. He likes pretty girls. Oh, wow. Thank you. At least it's not everyone. He goes to every single person. No, no, no. He's like a COVID baby. My daughter is a definite COVID baby. When we're in like group settings, he's like, I'm out. Yeah. Let's run away. You're so successful.

- You think so? - And then you're married to someone so successful. - Yeah. - And you get to share money with someone that is successful, that's cool. - Well like nowadays I'm bringing in a lot of cake. - Yeah. - Compared to daddy. - Okay.

How does daddy feel about that? He is super mom right now. That's amazing. Yeah. I know he gave me the tour. Yeah, he's like... I love that. He never had a dad. Like, his dad left when they were very young. So he's the super dad that he never got. That's amazing. So, yeah, while I'm...

Bringing home bacon. He is super dad. That's amazing. And super mama. Well, good thing you're more successful than like the entire world population. Do you think so? Yeah. I bet you this pillow was like $70. This is all stage furniture. And I bet

I bet you it was $70 just to stage it there. The pillow itself was probably like $300. It's probably expensive. I didn't pick this art. None of this is mine. You don't like it? Mm-mm. The artist was probably watching this. Sorry. It's so good, and I hope it helps. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small one.

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I actually don't love it either. So I'll take the heat for you. Yeah. It's not my favorite. But you're so successful. I'm not. I'm at the start. You have the best podcast in the world. That's true. It's really good. It's really good. Thank you. I watch every episode. That's crazy. I studied all day. I was panicking. Are you scared now? Yeah. I was having full anxiety. Megan, that's crazy. No, it's like everyone's going to watch this.

Everyone. Everyone watches everything you do every day. You could walk outside and people would watch you. No one recognizes me when I don't have makeup on. Or my fake hair. 100%. Can you send me a post-op thing when you're having makeup on? It's alarming. I went to a place the other day with my kid and they were like, "What's your name?" I was like, "M-E-G-H-A-N, trainer." And they're like, "Sorry." And I was like, "Sorry for what?" And they're like, "That you have her name. That you have the same name as that pop star." And I was like, "That's okay. That's me."

And they were like, what? And I'm like, yeah, that's me. That's, I don't know. I feel like that's offensive no matter what. In every way. I was like, it's okay. They're like, you don't want to have her name. Yeah. Or, yeah. Or you have the name of a famous person. It was bizarre. That's very bizarre. Yeah. Sometimes it's lonely. You're so famous now though. Are you okay? I'm okay. You sure? Yeah.

Yeah. It's wild out here. It is. I don't, I've never been like a person that gets out of my house too much. Yeah, I don't leave, so I never feel famous. Yeah, so I don't ever, I feel like so normal. Yeah, me too. And everyone's like, how have things changed? And I'm like, what do you mean? My life is like pretty. Same. It's nice, especially having kids. Oh, yeah. Putting them in the car. They'll humble you fast when they move in the bed. Yeah, and my life is so normal with them. They don't care about anything I do. I tell my son, though, when you go to work, like, what do you say? Because I go, I'm going to go sing and dance on stage now.

What do you say? I say that I have a podcast. And she has no idea what that is. We have a podcast too, and my son's like, can I podcast? I'm like, if you want. Do an episode with your son. I do. It pops off. That's so cute. I want to do one with my kid. Where is he? Oh, we were so soon. I didn't even remember that. What happened to the flowers? Oh.

Those will take hours. So you're an avid Lego. Yeah, so you knew that I'm looking at them those look pretty easy No, no, those would take days. Have you not done those? He knows what I'm talking about Yeah, when I have free time and which isn't ever You do Legos do Legos. It's a new interesting by yourself. I guess yeah, what do you mean you guys I?

- Uh, like I don't have help. - What do you have? - To do Legos. - Do you do them with your kids? - Do I do them with my kids? My kid's too young still. - So you actually-- - So she comes and causes a scene and I've like-- - So you're get out of here, I'm playing with Legos right now. Is that what you say? - No, I sit with them. I'm around them so I could be there to help. One time we all had RSV and it was absolute hell. But we were all just like planted on the couch and watching TV and I sat up on the table and was like, I'm about to crush these Legos.

And I built some of the most amazing things. Why do I not see Legos anywhere? Where are they? Oh, we're moving, so everything's back. They're in storage, but yeah. Do you decorate your room with them? I'm going to in a new house. Have you been to, like, the Legos? No. Have you been to Legoland? No, I haven't taken my kid anywhere because he doesn't know us up yet. Like, you know? I feel like you would love Legoland. I would, yeah. It's a new love. So I don't think you should take your kid anywhere.

I think you should just go by myself. Because it's going to be a minute until he can play on one of those rides. I mean, if there's a deal involved, that would be cool, too. A deal? Oh, with Legoland. Yeah. Legoland. Did you hear that Megan Trainor is a huge Lego fan and would love to...

Go to Legoland. Sponsor my tour. Oh wow, I was thinking so small. I was like, she wants tickets to Legoland. I want tickets too. Well, I'll just buy tickets. Okay, so give her tickets and sponsor her tour. I was thinking way too small. I'm so sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll go for free tickets though. These are complex too. This is now basically free promo for them. You don't do Legos with your girls? No. No.

I don't like anything that comes in many pieces and I throw away all the little pieces of toys. I mean, yeah, so they don't choke on them. No, that's not why. So that they're not all over my house. And you're very clean. I cannot handle a mess. But they have toys and I just like, put all their Barbie house trash. All those toys. All the little pieces.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that too. Do they need their Barbie shoes? Like, they don't care about that. Once they get to that stage, they can have it. And also not trash donate. Donate. Because trashing is bad for the world. That's right. Yes. Fire. I love meeting other people that like to tread carefully on the don't say the wrong thing. It's hard out here. It is so hard out here. Because there's someone who strongly hates every little thing. Yeah. It's like...

Are you reading those comments? Oh, of course you don't. I do. It's tough. I feel like everyone does. Everyone does. It's hard not to. I know, I don't want to, but sometimes you have to. And sometimes they're really nice. Yeah, I know, but sometimes the nice ones mean nothing. When there's one that's just so mean. So mean. See, this is what I don't like. Yeah. Because what? I didn't mean to upset you. We don't have to do it. No, where, like, I dumped them out, and now it's like, did this come with mine or yours? It's yours. It's yours.

No. Yeah, you could just, like, build the character and call it. The local's actually yours. I already opened mine. I was just going to probably build her, and that's about it. You have to build the people? Yeah. The whole point. I shouldn't have committed to dumping the whole thing out already. So I figured you had kids. I figured you would know Legos. But they're too young. These are...

I feel like a 10 year old is too young. Yeah, it's too hard. Their age limits are wrong. What are they? What does this say? They're like, oh, this could be six and up and there's just no shot.

Maybe don't. Five and up. Five and plus. That's crazy. Maybe don't say anything negative about them anymore. Oh, sorry. Because you kind of want to work with them. Love it. It's so good. And it's so accurate, too. We have an age. It's like anyone can do it. Maybe we keep on that train. Are you dating now? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I'm very much just now accepting my new phase of life.

You don't want a date. No, I do, eventually. Because you want more babies. I want so many more babies. How many babies? Two. That's not so many, but that is like half. You want four kids with me? Yeah. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Wouldn't that be great? We could do it. Hillary definitely did it. Do you see how I'm just putting pieces in places? You've got to read the instructions. That's crazy. There's a full book.

I don't read the instructions for anything I put together. I know, same. This is the only thing I have to do though because you can't guess this stuff. This is crazy. I promise. You'll enjoy this. Yeah, oh yeah. When you see the results, you're like, oh, hell yeah. I don't know that I'm going to feel that, but actually it just feels like you, you know, I really hate when I buy stuff at the store.

and have to put it together, and this feels like that. - It's completely that. That is the point. - I avoid doing that. I try to hire people. Like, I wanna hire someone to put this together right now.

- How perfect that is! - Wow, and somebody else could have done this. - But you didn't. - For like $20, I could have probably got someone to put this together. - But you didn't. - I don't, I'm not. - And now you can give that to your daughter and she should be like, wow. Yours is prettier. - Oh, we have two different ones. - Yes, two different boxes, babes. - How cute. - We're all right. - So when you finish this, 'cause I'm only getting-- - Yeah, well just get the person. - Well my person was easier. - Uh-uh, I'm just going slow. - No.

So are you dating? I'm married. I know. I date my hubby after we put the kids to bed. We do day and night and we run to bed. That was cute how you sang that. Day and night. Wow. Wow. Do you sing to him every night? No. My son won't let me sing to him either. He goes, not that song. And he covers my mouth and I'm like, oh. My kids do that to me too, but it's not as offensive because I know I can't sing.

That must be very offensive for you. It's tough. Yeah. It's rough out there. Yeah. He loves Harry Styles, though. He thinks Harry is, like, fully a part of it, like his best friend. Have you met him? Not yet. Why? But when he...

Because Harry's a busy, busy boy. I feel like you have the ability to make that happen. My managers manage him, so. Why hasn't it happened? Because Harry's busy. I feel like you can stalk him or something. That's not nice. I just like, I want to act cool, though. You're not trying to marry Harry. No, I'm trying to have my son meet him. Yeah, you don't have to be cool for that.

- Have no shame. - Yeah, they know. They even say, they're like, one day when they meet, it's gonna be magical. - Just go to his show. Does he have those? - Yeah, well, Harry's not touring right now. He's on a break. - Are you a fan of his music? - Oh yeah, are you? - Not really. But if he came onto my podcast, I'd be a fan of his music. And I'd invite your son. - Hey everybody, my name is Bob the Drag Queen. - And I'm on the exchange.

And we are the hosts of Sibling Rivalry. This is a podcast where two best friends gab, talk, smack, and have a lot of fun with our Black queer selves. Yeah, for sure. And you know, we are family. So we talk about everything, honey, from why we don't like hugs to Black Lives Matter to interracial dating to other things. Right, Bob? Yes, and it gets messy, and we are not afraid to be wrong. So please join us over here.

at Sylvie Bribery available anywhere you get your podcasts. You can listen and subscribe for free. For free, honey. Oh my fuck. Do you know any of my songs? I do. No, you don't. I'm all about that bass. Shut up. There's like 30 more. But today when I was like... Sing me one other song. Give me, just give me a minute. No. No, I'm something your mother.

Yeah. Yeah, I did that. I watched every podcast episode. I listened to your whole album you sent me. No, you didn't. I just didn't remember them. That's not fair. You want me to remember them? That's not mean. No, there wasn't one that tickled you that you were like, I remember that one. I told you the one. Base? Mother. Stop everything.

- Megan, fill in the words. I was a trick. Just to see if you know what you're talking about. - I was a trick. What did you say? - Let me just ring a bell real quick.

I feel like I can, what's the song? I've definitely posted videos. What's a single I recently released? Oh yeah, it's something with T-Pain. I don't know anything. You couldn't ask me anybody's music. I just said I don't like Harry Styles. We're offending so many people right now. I'm just going to keep going. Hold on. Can I find the video that I danced to? Because it was the best podcast in the world.

like you do no no you you have it I don't you probably do I don't I just like would well I have a podcast and when we have it's called working on it and when we have guests like we study them before they go yeah so that's kind of my thing I like you don't I just show up the less I know the better okay so every single person I interview I just like I'm meeting them for the first time

Which is real. We've never met before. That is true. And also, that's why I don't study anyone. No, it's actually a bad thing. Well, you want to know what happened? Let me tell you. Because you want your own talk show. I do not want my own talk show. I do. You should have one because you study people and you would be good at it. I wouldn't. Let me tell you what my podcast was supposed to be. Originally, the first episode was supposed to be a good podcast. It was like I was going to interview people.

And then I did one podcast and I was like, oh my God, I'm a horrible interviewer. So then that's why it's called the really good podcast. Cause it's not really good. And I come here to your house and I don't know any of your songs. So it's actually on brand Megan. Yeah. Try to cancel me now. It is on brand. Thank you.

Everyone in the comments is going to be like, I don't know any other songs. They will. It's okay. No, who knows? You never know what side of the internet your video is going to get to. I know. Yours are all over the place. Sometimes it's like I'm the best person in the world. Sometimes I'm the worst person in the world. So you get that. The comments are just fun. Yeah. It's like you don't know what side.

You're on my best side. You are too. Everything's fine. I see you and Chris all the time. Really? Yeah. Does he work for you? On your payroll? Oh, that laugh is going to be clipped. We'll bleep it out. Don't worry. And then we're going to bleep it out and then also still keep you saying that it's going to be cut. So people will just wonder. Chris...

I have hired him now to help me. With social media? Yeah. That's so cool. Because he just works so hard for me. He's so good at it. And I'm like, yeah, be part of the team. That's amazing. With a contract. When I haven't studied you, I've seen all of your TikToks. You did? Yes. You're on everybody's For You page. You can't avoid seeing your TikToks. They're there for everyone all the time. Yeah, you and Chris. You never know. And Spy Kids.

- In Spy Kids? - Did you watch Spy Kids or were you too young? - Of course I did. I did. I don't remember it now. I just saw a video, have you seen that video that was like the girl who everyone thinks was in Spy Kids but she's actually not? - No. Do you know that? - What's her name? Who was the girl in Spy Kids? The redhead. Was she redheaded? - No. - The brown haired girl. - I'm blacking out guys. - Oh you don't even know your own husband. - No I do, Alexa. - You don't know her name? - I do, we talk.

What's her relationship to you? Uh, she's our friend. And you're just staying? I'm like, you're fuck, you're scaring me. Megan? She got feisty, bro, I'm scared. She's just calling out for Alexa? Yeah. Not like, at least say mom. Mom? Yeah, so look, that's who actually does it, but there's another girl who people think does it. Oh, I didn't know that.

I know they mix them up a lot with the Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Yeah. Oh, that too. That's that girl. They think that that's... Oh, yeah. I don't know her. Did you watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl? I did once. It was great. Once? Back in the day. I don't remember it. I've watched it a few times. Really? How many times have you watched Spy Kids? A lot. Do your kids watch it? We just watched it recently in Raleigh. Were they interested? We were like, look, Dad is a superhero. And he's like, yeah, Dad is a superhero. Can we watch Flippy? Flippy?

They hate you guys. They hate us. I was on American Idol the other night performing and they were watching it and the whole video of Riley watching it is, "Kill Ash Blippi now!" Like immediately, like turn it off. You should have just put Blippi on the side. I might have to, yeah. And make it look like he cares about you. Yeah, Blippi's taking over. Being on TV. That's crazy. My brother's single. Wow, is he? How old is he? He's behind me. Why are you blocking? He's 31.

How old are you? I'm 30. Why are you so close in age? My mom was excited. It was my dad's birthday month. We're both December. No way. Yeah. We did the math and it was upsetting, but we're like Irish twins. Oh my god, that's disgusting. Megan, I know that parents do that, obviously.

Why is it not okay for your parents to do that? My parents were 20 years apart. They were. They are 20 years apart. He's still alive. So she was 24. She was 24 with a 44-year-old giving him birthday presents every year.

She's going to kill me. And he was an older dad, so they were like, get him out. And how many more of you are there? There's one more of us. And how old is he? His birthday is also around the same time. He's two years younger, but January. That's, like, embarrassing. They should have spread that out. Yeah, they didn't make it. Yeah. I don't know. My little sister does this weird thing where every time, like...

She meets someone, she's like, wow, their parents were having sex, and she dates it back. And I'm like, why do you put this in my mind? Yeah. I don't want that there. It's going to be there. Your sister's like me. Don't do that to me. I did the math. Oh, because what was it recently? We were like, so many people have birthdays in April. I feel like everyone I know has birthdays. And then she was like, everyone. Yes. In what month was that? Nine away. I don't know math. It's actually 10, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, anyway. Anyways, my brother. Yeah. He tried to escape that so hard.

That's fine. He's going to kill me too, but he's single. He's plotting behind you with a knife right now. Yeah, he's like, I'm going to fucking kill you. I can't see his face, but I imagine he is. We do our podcast together. It's called Working On It. You and your brother do. Yeah, and my husband. Our husband. And my husband. Our husband. God damn it. I'm not sure your brother is single. My husband, he is single, and he's a great lad. And he's 31. He's 31, and he's...

- Wonderful, and he's dying right now. Are you getting him on camera? - Are you getting his face? - All I'm saying is, you could be my sister if you want. - How's that gonna work? How will I get-- - I'll buy you a house. - Okay, I'll take it. - Yeah. - Insane, move on.

Sorry. I'll set you up. You're bludgeoning. I'm-- because I'm getting a new house. This is crazy. I haven't seen your brother yet because he's-- you're truly blocking him with your whole entire face right now. Oh, he's so funny. Oh, there you go. Hello. Nice to meet you. We're going to be homeowners. Oh my god. Guys, but if they fall in love, this was the footage where they met. That's crazy. Anyway-- I love this shit. Thank you guys so much for watching. Wait, no!

Megan really has like her way with the words. That was like the only thing I wanted to get in today. Yeah. You're so beautiful and so cool and so great. And I would just like if you want to be my sister. If I want to be your sister, that's like huge. That's a big deal. That is like a huge deal. We would be great sisters. I think we would be. That'd be pretty cool. I'll buy you really nice things.

I won't buy you nice things because I don't have that much money to be buying you nice things. You're gonna get it. Yeah, one day, but I don't know if I'll be at that threshold where my nice compares to your nice unless I go on tour singing to people. I buy Legos for people. Okay, well when you said you were going to buy me really nice things, I was thinking cars. I think those are nice. I love Legos. I need to lower my expectations of what you're going to buy me right now. I could do nice stuff. I see your jewelry. I don't know how to get jewelry. Do you have any?

No. At all? These are from my performance today. They're probably fake. They're probably not. No, they are. There's no way. We wear fake jewelry on stage. Why? In case, like, you ruin it. Are you going to invite me to a concert?

Oh my god, I'm going on tour in September and October and you should go. I'm going at the Forum. Where's that? What? Where's that? The Forum? The Forum, yeah, I really don't know. Oh, in LA it's like a big place where a lot of people perform. That's amazing. It's like a big bucket list dream of mine. I'm gonna be there. You're gonna go on stage. On stage. Stop it, I'm gonna drag your ass on stage. You don't have to. I'm gonna be just up there. I'm gonna be so mad. And guess what I'm gonna sing? What? All About That Bass. The only song you know?

And only those, can you remember the mother song? 'Cause now it's gonna piss me off. ♪ I am your mother ♪ Yeah. I would love to be your sister. Really? But I can be your sister even if, do you have any sisters? No. Oh, I'll be it. Well yes, now my younger brother is engaged.

So I have like a new sister. Oh, so you're just recruiting people. Yeah, I get one more. That's amazing. I get one more sister and I grew up with no sisters. That sucks. It was awful. My sister's my best friend. See? My brothers are my best friends now. But that's cute. But growing up, they were my enemies. Growing up, I hated all of my siblings. How many do you have? I have five. My mom's had two husbands. My dad's had five. Wives, not husbands. Husbands.

- Hi boys. - Wow, okay, so you have halfsies. - So I've got, so I have one full sister, and then my mom has three kids before she met my dad, and my dad had one kid before he met my mom. Did I do bad math? - Yes. - There's six of us in total, yeah? - I left, there's a bunch of you. - Yeah. - Yeah. I just have my two brothers. - So if it doesn't work out with Daryl,

You can marry one of my brothers. Oh. They're all married right now, but maybe it won't work out for them. Didn't work out for me. Thanks. I'm sorry. It might not work out for you. That's what I'm trying to say. Do you want to get married again? Yeah, to you. To my brother.

I do want to get married again. I would love to. I'll sing at the wedding. Will you? That'd be so cool. You won't know it, but like I'll sing a song. I don't know any songs. There's no song you could sing. I have a John Legend song, a duet with us. It's like really pretty. Sing it right now. I can't. Why does everyone throw up? That's disgusting. Don't throw up. What was I saying? You're going to get married tomorrow. Oh yeah. I didn't have a wedding, like an actual wedding. I will pay for it.

Thank you. I will give it to you. That's so sweet of you. Like my parents couldn't, you know, isn't it the woman's family that's supposed to pay? My parents couldn't afford that. I paid for mine. Did you? And I was broke too. So that just didn't, didn't work out for me in my favor. We had, well, I was also pregnant. Whoa. You were like, let's do this. I got married in a courthouse. My first viral video was our genuine engagement that people, it went viral for being awkward.

I think that's what you are. No, it is. Thank you for telling me that. Yeah. Yeah. It's like your thing. No, you're right. It works, though. Does it? Yeah. It's working. It's like relatable. Did you just mock me? What? No. It's like relatable. Is that what I sound like to you, Megan? Sometimes. Oh my god. Megan, I didn't know this was a roast against me.

I love your content. I've watched it all day. That's amazing. And then you were like, I'm going to roast her. No.

It just happened. I was like, bro, this is, I'm most nervous about this interview. But you just did that person, that interviewer who, did you do the one that like hugs the guest the whole time? Is it Drew? Drew. Yeah. Did you go on hers? That's easy. That's hard. That's my worst nightmare. No, it's great. Did you do hers? She just like cuddles with you. Yeah. I would actually never. Oh no, it's great. I'd be like, get away from me. Oh no, you're going to be on that show. I will not. And she'll cuddle you and you're going to be so uncomfortable. I will refuse to go on that show because of how comfortable. You don't like touch?

Like, with strangers. It's Drew Barrymore, she's not a stranger. And talking. You know what I don't like? If I'm telling something, like, you know how she has deep conversations? If I'm having a deep conversation with someone, the last thing I want them to do is look like they care too much. What? Does that make sense? I don't want them to, like, cuddle me while I'm telling them stuff. I want them to be like, yeah, yeah, I don't know, ask questions from far away. It's just, I don't want her to, like, no.

I'm glad you, that's, it seems to be for so many people. I get uncomfortable just watching it though. Yeah, you're like this. Oh, I know. I cannot uncross my arms. I would be like, get off of me, please, Drew. Oh no, don't, don't Drew Barrymore me. But like, this is weird. Don't Drew Barrymore me right now. Is this weird for you? Megan, this is so weird. Why? We're too close. What do you mean this is so weird? No, it's not. It's not that weird. It's so weird.

You're making it weird. Just relax. No, I would make Drew feel weird. Just come here. No! I'll hug you because we're friends now. I will not. You're poor. Oh my god, your energy. Yeah, you're so like... Yeah.

Yeah. Are you okay? I'm okay, but see, you're Drew Barrymore-ing me right now. Yeah, I'm sorry. I feel very attacking. No, but I start to feel like you're seeing all of my acne. I'm like, you're so close. No, you're beautiful. Fucking back up. No, you're beautiful. Look at me from afar. You're so pretty. When you're that close to me, there's no way anybody looks good in fucking 10X. You do, I promise. Stop getting a close look at you. Sorry, I was getting off the mic. You're taking it off? No, it's under my butt. Oh, okay.

Who hurt you? Who made you so comfortable with people? I don't know, I love them. But it works, I love people too. I'm actually like, I'm like a hugger, just not to like, that, I don't know.

Something about that would make me uncomfortable. Hugging people? No, no, no, no, no. Hugging Drew Barrymore while she talked to me and asked me questions. You'll see, dude. Her eyes. I'm telling you right now, just for funsies, I'll go on that show if she invites me, and you will be like, I wish I could unsee that. Yeah. Okay, I'm texting her. And she'll also be like, that was horrible for me.

I'll text her and be like, "This has to happen." Do it. And I'll be like, "Oh my god, Drew, please." I'm gonna be the first guest she ever has that sits on the other side of the couch and keeps moving away as she comes closer to me. Do you do other people's podcasts? Yeah, do you want me to come on yours? Yeah. I'll come. Okay, my fee is one million dollars. Actually, ten. Sorry. I thought about it. I was like, "What do I think you could afford?"

- I know. - What? No. - I feel like I'm gonna Google your net worth. - Don't do that. - I have to, but I always Google everyone's net worth. - It's not right. It never is right. - I know, but mine's really accurate, so I think that yours might be. - Oh, is it? - I don't think. - Well, now I'm Googling yours. - Well, the last time I checked, it was like, "Bobby's worth $200,000." And I was like, "That's so embarrassing. You guys wouldn't put that out there." Fucking take it back. Okay. - Don't say mine. - I'm not gonna say yours. - Wow!

Yours is huge. That's not true. Then you're seeing the wrong thing. Okay, well look at that. That's not true. I don't know how net worths work, but that's not true. Who's writing this up? None of this is right. No, this isn't right. This is more accurate. That's more accurate. That's not accurate at all. That's absolutely... I wish it was. Those are big numbers, bro. Yeah. If I had that much, I would own a house right now. You don't own a house. No, and I always get comments when I say I'm renting and they're like, buy a house. And I'm like, okay. Okay.

I haven't thought of that. I don't want to buy a house or anything. I don't want to be a homeowner. You do. Megan, does anybody like not want to own their own home? Yeah. Like do you, I have a landlord who I have to run things by. Okay. I'm like, I'm going to have my little party for my kids. Can I? That's crazy. I have like a parent, but like, okay. They own my house. You can buy one now though, right? Megan, I just showed you what I have. Megan. Megan. Megan. Megan.

I don't really like meh. Megan. Megan. That's what it is. Megan. Megan. Megan. That's not it. No, but you're giving it an A. Megan. Megan. It's Meg, like eggs. I don't feel like you should use eggs to help. I know. It sounds gross. But it's Megan. Megan. That's what I said this entire time. Megan. Megan. Megan. I can't afford a house. Okay. Okay.

But I will be able to one day. - Bobby, I'm gonna come over to your house one day. I'm gonna be like, see you. - I'm not coming to your, you're not coming over to my house. - Why? - Because after I went to your house, I will not be having you at my house. - That's stupid. - Just let's be so for real right now, you're not coming over. I'll never give you my address and I never don't. That's embarrassing. - What? - No. - No? - You're gonna be like, this is your kid's plan? - I won't go to your house 'cause it is too far to drive and I get car sick. - Good.

And that's the only reason. Your kids will be like, Mommy, please. No! This is their playroom. They've been everywhere. Oh, that's sweet. I'm glad. I can help humble them a little at my house. They're like, see how lucky you guys have it? That's what's going to happen. They're going to come home and they're like, Mommy, we are grateful. What's going to happen? No, dude, because this is going to be the biggest podcast in the whole wide world. It is. It's getting there.

Thank you so much. We've had, we've now ended this how many times? Four times. Okay. I just don't want you to go. I can tell. Okay. I love that. Yeah. Wow. That was so good. Thank you for watching the really good podcast guys. Thanks for watching.

I have an album coming out. She does. And we're on tour. She's doing a lot of things, so go find her. June 7th, Timeless comes out, and then I go on the Timeless tour, and Bobby will be on stage. How many shows do you have? Not many. It's like two months. We're taking the kids everywhere. Oh, my God. You should not. I feel like you could reconsider maybe not doing that. I can't. It's too long of being apart. No, like come back in between. Oh, you're like going on tour tour. Like a bus. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe think about...

A new job. That's crazy. I'll be a podcaster. Yeah, you could stay home. Or go to other people's homes. We'll have fun on your tour bus, Megan. Thank you. I'm going to come visit. I'll be on your tour bus with you, so I'm not going to have to come visit. Hell yeah. No, actually, that's not true. I'll house it for you. Can I? You can. For two months? Yeah. Okay. You're going to love the new house. Oh, I wanted this one.

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