Saweetie: "Bobbi you act like you don't get out much"
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gonna talk like this the whole time it's okay girl okay all right just get in here oh my gosh oh wow this is gonna be messy i like that oh wow you're from the bay area yeah i'm from the bay east bay okay do they have a boiling crab up there or no um they have something similar it's not like this but the closest thing to it i would say when i was growing up um

was crustaceans okay never been there but been here and it's pretty good pretty messy they gave us these

Oh, it's okay, girl. Okay. I'm not going to wear this on either. Yeah, we got to be cute. Yeah. It's kind of ugly. I was like, but if you want it. Okay. So have you ever tried this before? Oh, what is this? So this is shrimp. This is shrimp. Yeah. I've tried it so long ago, like five years ago. Five years ago? Yeah. Oh, girl, we got to catch our taste buds up. I know. I feel like I should remove my jewelry. Mm-hmm. Because...

My nails are not going to be pretty after this either. I don't know. Maybe you eat it like pretty. I feel like you're going to. We're going to find out. Okay. Are you ready to dig in? I'm ready. We got to bless the food. Okay. Lord Jesus, you bless this food. All right. I feel like you need gloves for this. This is crazy. Oh my gosh. My mouth is like watering right now. Ooh. Sharp. Okay.

Oh my god, you don't even use these things? Um, if I have to, I will. Oh my, okay, I've never seen anyone do it like that. I guess I've never watched anyone eat these. You don't watch the mukbangs? No, I also said that wrong until my sister corrected me today. What is mukbang? I think people say it that way too. You can try using this, it'll probably be quicker. I just got so messy already. Oh my goodness. I like when it gets messy. Mmm.

Do you? Do you want to tell me about yourself? I heard your new song. Oh, what'd you think? I actually really like it. Ooh. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Oh my gosh. Can you do that again? Oh, you like that? Yeah. Bobby. How she walk through singing her body. Yelling, who gonna stop me? Do you got that nanny? Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. No. I think you got it. I don't know what that means, actually. I just like the song. It's the nanny girl. It's the nanny power. Can you tell me what that means?

It's like your aura, your energy. I like your vibe. Thank you. I like yours. Thank you. I like your face. I like your face.

Thank you. I like your eyebrows, your eyes. I actually was just complaining about my eyebrows because I dyed them way too dark. Girl, if I could switch eyebrows with you, I would. Why? Yours are great. No, when I take off this, um, the makeup, my eyebrows are damn near non-existent. Really? Like, if I can pay for some eyebrows, I'd pay for some eyebrows. Have you seen eyebrow extensions? Yeah, but they're all the way, like, the Russian girlies do it.

really they like pluck your the top of your hair off and then like they like yeah I've seen that yeah would you try that yeah you should I've thought about that it's actually kind of cool I have a lot of eyebrow though so I don't really need that but I do need like I don't know I don't need it I just want to try it girl you got enough eyebrows yeah they're really cute it'd be crazy if I had more but you should try that do you want me to do it for you

My eyebrows? Mm-hmm. Can I use, like, your hair? Yeah, if you want the color of my hair. No, from your eyebrows. Oh, you want me to pluck my eyebrows and then put them on you? Yeah. Okay. Because you got good eyebrows. I won't. I'll look really crazy, but I'll do that for you. Oh, you must love me. I do. Love you too, girl. This is really getting deep really quickly. I know. Are you like my soulmate? I think so. Do you want to be best friends?

My bestie? You live in the Bay Area right now? No, I live down the street. Oh. Wait, what's your sign? Leo. You're a Leo? What are you? I love Leos, guys. I don't know. When's your birthday? That wouldn't even help me. I don't know them. Hmm? That wouldn't even help me if you told me your birthday. Are you into signs? I know about mine through everyone who tells me they like Leos. Mm-hmm. All right.

So what do you think about the crab? It's really good. I think I'm, you're making, oh, no, you're messy too. So this is my sign. Crab. Yeah. Uh-uh, don't make that face. That's a sign? A cancer.

How does cancer and crab have anything to do with each other? Girl, I don't know. When I was growing up, I didn't like the name of the zodiac, and I didn't like that I was a crab. But eventually, you know, I got used to it. A crab? Which is why I have to rep so hard for my cancer girls and my cancer boys. Because they be trying to play us. What am I? What animal am I? Girl, you're a lion. Oh, that's cool.

I like that. A crab. No, crabs are cool though. They're cool to eat. Yeah, lions would probably be cool to eat. They just won't let us. Girl, what does a lion taste like? Probably like chicken. You think so? No. Would you try it?

- Yeah. Would you? - Okay, you try it, I'll try it, yeah. - I feel like that's-- - Do people eat lion? - I don't think so. I feel like 'cause that'd be really hard to kill a lion. - Right, but if people are eating dogs, I'm pretty sure they ate a lion before. - That is true, actually. There's no way they haven't. But dogs are easier to kill. They're little. - What's the craziest-- - I wouldn't know, I've never killed one, but okay. - I hope not. Ms. Mamas. - What's the craziest what? - What's the craziest thing you've ate? - I feel like I just ate something that was kind of crazy.

Lexi, what was that thing I just had that you said it reminded you of a snail? Oh, an oyster. An oyster? Girl, that's not crazy. It's crazy for me. Well, I've had a sea snail. What is that? Is it like a regular snail but in the sea? Yeah, girl, it's like this big and they steam it so the inside gets super smooshy and it tastes like squid. Have you had squid before? No. Oh, girl. You gotta get out more. Girl, you do not give me mom energy.

Does that mean? You just give me like young, cute and fun. I feel like I give mom energy. I do. Not really. You give me young, cute and free. Thank you, girl. That's why I was surprised you had a son. And also, I don't know where I got that information from then because obviously that's not true. Or that might be like a prophecy because I do want a son first. So thank you. You do? I think it is. I want a boyfriend so that he could like watch over my girls. I always wanted that.

that that didn't happen for me. - Are you gonna try again? - I would love like at least 10 more kids. - 10 more kids? Coming out the coochie? - No. - Oh. - Probably not. - I was about to say. - I want two more of my own. - Okay. - I just love kids. Do you want kids? - Ah, see I-- - Just one son? - I want a son and I want two boys, two girls. - Two boys, yeah. That's like a dream.

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I love birth labor. You do? In like a crazy kind of way. Wait, why? You like the pain? Are you a pain chaser? No. I hate the pain. But when you look back, it's such an adrenaline. I like adrenaline rushes, you know? But I'm not really. I'm also a baby when it comes to anything. But at the same time, when you look back, you're like, it's such an adrenaline rush having a baby. And it's the worst pain of your life. And you tell yourself you're never going to do it again. And then it ends and you're like, give me another chance.

Do you feel like having kids changed you? Yeah, for the better. Like in what way? It made me, it just gave me purpose. I feel like without kids, it's like you're doing everything for yourself. But now I feel like every day I have to do things for my kids. Because I'm like, I want them to be proud of me one day. Like, you know, when they go to school, I want them to be like, oh, that's my mom. Not like...

Don't want to talk about her. I do think it changed me. I love that. Do you want kids though soon or later? Girl, with how my schedule is set up, I don't know how I would have a kid. They take all of your time and you never sleep. They're like your little broke besties. Yeah, they're definitely broke. I do use a lot of money and they think it grows on trees too.

What do they think about you podcasting? Well, they're two and four. They don't know what a podcast is yet. Oh, okay. But when they learn, you know, I'll have them on it. That'd be kind of cool to interview them. Oh, you should. I should interview them now. Yeah. Maybe like every year. Oh, that'd be so cute. I think you just gave me the best idea. I'm into sentimental stuff like that. I want to be. I feel like...

Shrimp kind of scares me. Why? Because doesn't there like poop on it or something? You just gotta take it out, put a little bit of sauce on it, you'll be okay.

I wanted you to be like, no, there's not. I'm not going to lie to you. Yeah. I do like, I don't know. Dude, have you jet skied? I've jet skied. I surfed before. I almost died on a jet ski, actually. I feel like everyone's almost died on a jet ski. No, girl. Like, I literally flew off. I was trying to do a trick in the water. You were by yourself on it? No, I was with my friends. And I tried to do a trick on it, and I hit the wave wrong, and I flew off, and I hit the water, and I, like...

I blacked out and then I got my conscience back. And coming up from water and just trying to figure out where everybody was was crazy. That's horrifying. You just can't ride it crazy because those currents are different. Well, and it's on the ocean. I've only ever been jet skiing in rivers. Really? Yeah. I've never jet skied in a river. You should try that because there's no waves. The best place to jet ski, though, is Turks.

We should go to Turks and jet ski. I've never been invited to Turks or been there. Oh yeah, we should go. Are you inviting me to Turks with you? I just did. This is amazing. When? Girl, our schedule's free. It's flat water. It's clear. So if you fall in, you're not scared. It's really nice. I want to go there. So what do you like to do for fun? Vacation. Okay. Where you been before?

Not really anywhere exciting, but I like like a resort feel. Okay. You know? Are you a person who likes to vacation to sightsee or to relax? I like to vacation and to get turnt. Okay. Interesting. Do you do that at sightseeing places or relaxing places? I really just prefer Turks. It's the only place you go? I just know what I'm going to get every time. You have great posture. Oh, thank you. It's inspiring.

I have an Asian mom, so I wasn't allowed to slouch as a kid. Oh, that's nice. I get popped. I wish my mom was Asian so that she would not give me bad posture because this is like...

And my posture is- It makes a difference. It does. Everybody always shits on me in my comments about how I- my posture. Okay, let's work on our posture. Well, yours is great. You don't have to do anything. I- I could use some help. Okay. You've got a couple inches on you. I know. But I just usually sit like this. That's why my mic was like so low. Now it probably doesn't even- Oh, you should put your mic up. Yeah, now I'm- I don't know how. Post Malone. Will you please help me out? Post Malone.

Thank you. I don't know how you've never gotten that before. I've never. It's just so far away. What kind of drinks are these? One sponsored by them, but they're Alani New and Prime. One's an energy drink, but don't drink it unless you want energy. I was up until like 4 a.m. and then got up this morning. 4 a.m.? What were you doing? Girl, we was outside. Where? She came with us. She didn't invite me.

I know I'm going to get your number so I can take you out. Thank you. I would love to go. It'll be fun. You're going to regret inviting me, but... Why? Because I'll just be there in a corner watching you. I'll get you out of your shell. Will you? I want to be out of my shell. I'm trying. It's just really hard. I'm in my head a lot. Okay, we'll work on it. How do you eat these potatoes with your hand? Honestly, I don't really care for the potatoes. I don't like this kind of potato. I like... Should we try it? Yeah. Just bite into it? Like an apple? Put it in our mouth. Oh, you're going to... Okay. Okay.

Yeah, I don't like it. It just tastes like a potato. It's kind of plain, you know? Some sour cream, cheese, a little bit of pepper. What's your favorite meal? Filipino food. It's called sinigang. It's called what? Sinigang. Okay, never heard that word. It's a soup. Oh. It got fish in it. What kind of fish? I like milkfish in mine. Milk? What's a milkfish? It's just the name of the fish.

- Milkfish. - Girl, we gotta expand your horizons. - Is there milk in it? - I don't think there's milk in it, girl. - Okay, that's a cool name then. - But it's very delicious. What's your favorite food? - I like Mexican food. - Ooh. - If I had to pick. - Tacos or burritos? - Tacos all the way. - I'm a burrito girl. - You are? I feel like everyone's a burrito person. - I love to bite into it, get to the bottom. - I like a taco with just lime.

Everything cilantro on it. It's so good. Do you like cilantro? I love cilantro. Do you know that there's two types of people? People who cilantro tastes good to and people who it tastes like soap to. Soap? Yeah, am I right about that? Oh my God, how does everybody know that? Fun fact. Fun fact that so many people know. But like if you have the taste buds for it, then it's good. But some people don't and it tastes like soap to them. I wonder what that means about your blood type. I don't know. What blood type are you? Um...

You know, there's some stalkers out there. I don't want to say my blood type, you know, and then it just. They might try to take it. Right? Yeah, that is weird. People are crazy. That does feel very personal to know what type of blood you have. No, but interesting fact, I became a pescatarian. You're a pescatarian? No, I was. Oh, okay. Sorry. But I started to like have, I started to get sick a lot.

So I found out that you have to eat according to your blood type. So my blood type, with my blood type, you have to eat a lot of meat. So I'm eating meat again. How long did that last? A year. Girl, I was faithful. But I was starting to have like, you know, just a lot of, I was getting sick a lot. Is that your natural hair color? It is. You could tell. Really? Yeah. Well, no, like not all of it. Oh, that's true. Why would I say yeah? I was about to say you are blessed. No, my natural hair color is this.

Right there. Would you do a color? Like what? I think you look really cute in pink. Like what color pink your hat? Not like a baby pink. Like a little lighter than this. I like that. Could I test it with a wig first? You should. I feel like I shouldn't just bleach all my hair and then go for it. Gotta get you an HD lace. What's that? That's like the best type of wig. Where do you get it? There's some wig shops out here. I'll send them to you. Okay. But I gotta be there. Make sure they do it right. Let's go together. Yeah.

We do a house call. We can go to the beauty shop. Oh, I don't know if I'm house call rich yet, but. Well, I am. Of course you are. Are you going to spend your money on it? For me, that's crazy. Well, your birthday is coming up, right? It is. That's not my birthday present. Pink hair. Oh, are you trying to make me your trick? Yeah. I don't know what that means. What?

You are so cute, Bobby. What does that mean? A trick, like someone that spends money on somebody. Oh, yeah. No, I've never had one of those. Really? Yeah. Someone that spends money on me. No, I spend money on people. Oh, we have to reverse that this year. I would love to reverse that. I'm working on it. Let's work on it. We'll manifest it. Let's manifest that. That's right. This tastes so good. What is that? The energy drink? I need that. I have a meeting after this. You have a meeting after this? What time? Yes, ma'am.

- What time is your meeting? - At four. - What time is it? - No say. - I have a lot of questions to get through. - It's three. We only have a lot of time. Let me ask you a lot of questions. - All right. - Hey everybody, my name is Bob the Drag Queen. - And I'm Monet X Change.

And we are the hosts of Sibling Rivalry. This is a podcast where two best friends gab, talk, smack, and have a lot of fun with our Black queer selves. Yeah, for sure. And you know, we are family. So we talk about everything, honey, from why we don't like hugs to Black Lives Matter to interracial dating to other things. Right, Bob? Yes, and it gets messy, and we are not afraid to be wrong. So please join us over here.

At Sylvan Rivalry, available anywhere you get your podcasts. You can listen and subscribe for free. For free, honey. I really thought we were going to whisper the entire time. Yeah, me too. But you gave up. We had to remix it. This is our own ASMR. I feel like we should at least do a whispering. So that I make a clip of us just whispering in ED. So my dad wanted to name me. But my mama was like, no, that's a stripper name. The Spanish version of time. So my name is Diamante. That's, wait, what's your name? Diamante.

I have a lot of little cousins. I'll look up if that was your kid.

No, people, my fans think that one of my cousins is my secret love child. Oh. Because, well, two of my baby cousins look just like me. It's crazy. Cousins to raise? Yeah. There was a whole conspiracy behind it. It was kind of quiet announced. You would hide it? Hide it. And then just, like, show up with the kids. Like, boom. I got babies. Ten months? Uh-uh, girl. What do you mean? What planet am I in? I could wear big clothes. Yeah. You know? Are you going to come to the baby shower? If I'm invited, I'll be there. Okay.

This is amazing. I'll invite you if I have a baby shower after. The water. I want my water. What do you mean? I'll show you pictures. No. They're swimming. It's like shallow water in the pool. Like aisle and seats. And the water is beautiful. But I don't know if it was AI. It's like very, if it was real or not, but. I imagined them like swimming. No, they're swimming. My God, I'm not a strong swimmer. You're not? Are you a strong swimmer? Yeah, my water's thick. Take swim classes. No, I'm like a mermaid.

I want to see that. Oh, you don't want to see that? I do. To get rescued by the lifeguards if I go too far out. Are you serious? Yeah, if I'm trying to swim back in and they're like, I can't. Have you almost drowned before? Just period. Australia? Have you ever drowned before? So me and my cousins would jump up and I missed the wave and the current took me under. I have so many near life death experiences. I don't have any. How long have you been making music? I would say professionally, five years. That's it? Mm-hmm.

How are you so famous? Girl. That's really quick. You think so? I feel like with social media, it really expedites the process. Yeah. This is, you know? That is true. I love social media for that reason. How do you like social media? Um, it's, I mean, it's my whole career, so I, um, would be broke without it. So I love it. Have you always wanted to be a podcaster? No, I've just always wanted to make money. Oh, I know that's right. Yeah. Money making money. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have any tattoos? Mm-hmm. These are my kids. Oh. The back of their heads, because I don't show their faces online, so I was like, I can't get a tattoo of their faces, because then I'd have to cover that. Mm-hmm. So it's the back of their heads. And then I have a Bible verse on my back right here. What's the Bible verse? If God is for us, who can be against us? I know, that's right. Amen, Sister Bobbi. On my back. Do you have any tattoos? No. What? I don't. Every time I want to get one, I forget. You forget to get it? Yeah. Okay.

Do you want to get one right now? See, I'm very extreme. If I get a tattoo, I'm going to get like a sleeve. Oh my God, that's extreme. Oh, I have this one too, but it's like coming off. It says you are okay, period. But they're single needles, so they like fade very quickly. You should get like an anime tattoo. I think that'll look good on your skin. And my pink hair. With my pink hair? With your pink hair. An anime tattoo? What do you mean? Like, you know, a cute little cartoon tattoo.

And like with your skin color, the colors will show. It'll be perfect for you and your pink hair. Okay. Just send me some pictures of anime characters and I'll get one. You could do like a cute little picture of my face right there. Of your face? Wow. Maybe. It's a good idea. Are you trying to date me or something? I guess so. I think you should have my face on you. That'd be so weird. Don't do that. People would be like, what? Why? Make sure I look pretty in the picture at least. I'll, um...

Yeah, I'll send you some pictures, some options you can choose from with pink hair. Are you really going to get the pink hair?

I'll try it for a day. For a day? How long do you leave it on for? Maybe like two or three days. Okay, why do you act like a day was not off? Because it makes a difference, you know? A new outfit, new environment. You gotta catch a vibe with it. Okay, when we release this episode, I'm gonna get pink hair. Really? Mm-hmm. I love that. I think I'll get it that same week, so it's gonna be like...

Yeah. And the tattoo? No tattoo. No tattoo? That's a lot of commitment. That's okay. We can get the semi-permanent. Let's get those ones that last for like a minute. They kind of last a long time though. What if we don't take a shower that lasts a long time? No, the ones where they last for a year. Wait. That's a thing. You should try that. Oh, I would do that. Yeah, because it's not that much commitment. You should get your sleeve with that tattoo.

I like your skin. You do? My skin is really bad right now. I'm going through some bad skin. What do you like about my skin? Well, it's so clear. It's so clear? Have you ever had a zit? Yes, girl. We poppin' pimples, honey. What? On other people? They get no real estate on my face. I am the pimple popper. Yeah, do you watch those videos? No. Mm-mm. That's disgusting. Yeah, mm-mm. I don't either.

Your skin is clear, too. No, it's not. Yes, it is. But thank you. It's really not. I have, like, seven pounds of makeup on right now. Girl, I know you don't. Do you want to see a picture? I took a picture to send to my dad. And you want to know what my dad said? What did he say? Oh, my God, your skin's so bad. I was like, Dad, I told you. Look, will you believe this is my skin right now under the makeup? Yeah. I know. See? Oh, wow. Girl, you beat that face, honey. Because when I got pimples, you could see. No, I...

My skin was like perfectly clear two months ago and now it's just... Have you tried the pimple patches from Coast Rx? No. Okay, I'm going to send that to you too. From where? It's from Amazon, but it's by Coast Rx. I feel like I need $10,000 on my face. Girl, it sucks the pimple juice right out.

Then you don't even need to pop them. No, if it gets white, it's getting popped. Okay. I'll try that. What's your skin regimen like? Honestly, I'm just trying so many different things right now because it's gone so downhill, but I don't know what. I stopped breastfeeding and my hormones are all crazy right now. So it's like only around my jawline. Oh yeah, because that is hormonal. Yeah. How long would you breastfeed your child for? I don't know if I'd breastfeed. Okay. Why? Why?

I don't know, girl. You know when you just think of something and you just like, you don't know? Yeah. I actually don't know the answer to these until I have a kid. Yeah, I don't think I knew the answer. Because everybody always says that it changes when you have a kid. Yeah, I don't think I thought of it too much before I had a kid. And then I had a kid and I was kind of lazy. It was so much easier. How long were you in labor for? With my first kid, like 24 hours. And with my second kid, like eight. Oh, wow. The first kid was absolutely hell. Yeah.

Bobby girl, you do not give mom vibes at all. What? I feel like everyone says I do. No, does she? She does? I just gotta hang out with her more? I feel like I'm pretty maternal. I like take care of everyone around me. Hmm. You must have cancer in your placement. Do you write your songs and then go into the studio? How does that work? I used to do that, but now I kind of just like freestyle on the mic and then I'll listen to it over again and then I'll fill in the words. Can you freestyle right now?

Let me see. What are you feeling? Pretend you're in a studio. I'm in the studio? Yeah. You're weirdly eating crab in the studio. Can you make me a beat? No. Girl. What? How would I participate? I don't know how to make a beat. What do I do? Just like, okay. That's it? I just make one sound? I don't do anything else? I mean, I'm trying to make it easy for you. Okay. Okay. This feels awkward. Girl. Could someone else make the beat?

Okay, we gotta, next time, we'll do it. No! No. Destiny, there we go. She's making a beat. Oh, yeah. It sounds more like some noise than a beat. Okay, girl, we don't have to pin this. This is not happening. Well, I mean, you act like you don't get out much.

I don't. You don't? I'm starting to. What was your childhood like? Not getting out a lot. My mom would also, she would go to all the places that I, she was very strict. Oh, okay. So if I was going to go out with like my friends, she was going to come. Okay. I went on to movies with like my friends one time in sixth grade and I looked over and my mom and my sister were there.

Oh, she had like a helicopter mom. Oh, yeah. She was everywhere. She'd be like, yeah, you can go alone. And then she'd be there. Wow. Yeah. Oh. Your mom wasn't like that? She was strict. Yeah. I just couldn't go out, period. Okay. At least then I got lucky. But my dad, I can go pay the town, honey. Really? My dad too. Your dad wasn't? Complete opposite. My dad too. Which is surprising. I feel like dads usually are the strict ones.

My dad trusted me a lot, so he was just like, be free. Same with my dad, too. Like, I know you're not going to do anything. Are you the eldest? Of his. Okay. No, actually, that was a lie, because he found out later that he had another kid. Oh, Bobby, the woman of many secrets. Yeah. So I actually, but I was raised as the eldest of his. Okay. But then, like, six years ago, I became not the eldest. Okay.

Because now I have a 40-year-old brother. A 40-year-old brother? Mm-hmm. Your dad was in them streets, honey. Yeah. The pastors. Your daddy fine, huh? I have a feeling that he is. He's really old. From these stories, I feel like she got a fine daddy. He's really old. I could show you his mugshot. I think that's... Ooh, fine and dangerous. It's a good picture. That's the only photo that I have of just him.

My whole family thinks it's hilarious and all of his like nieces and stuff put that as their screensaver on their phone. This has really given me a kick. I told you. How'd you know I was going to like cherry? I didn't. How did you know? Because you picked that. You put it there before she walked in. Don't lie to me. He's lying. What's your favorite color? Pistachio. What the...

That's so random. It's my favorite color. It's like a little green, kind of. It's like a sea green. What's yours? That's so random. Pistachio. My favorite color? I feel like I have to say something obscure now. Mint. I'm just kidding. Do I have a favorite color? Like green. Sage. What's sage? Brown? Green. Green? Yeah. I've never heard that before. Is that like a forest color?

Yeah. My couch is sage green, I think. Yeah, it's a good color. You should get your nails painted that color. Sage? Maybe when it's like the fall time. Yeah, I like the color of your nails. Thank you. Mine are... It's an old set. I need to get my nails done. How old? Maybe like two weeks. When are you back in LA? I'm always kind of here, but I'll be back. I'm leaving tomorrow night and then probably back Sunday. Okay.

Oh, what are you doing next Wednesday? Nothing. You should come by the nanny video. I would love to. Where are you doing that? Somewhere in LA. We're looking for the house right now. I would love to. Do you and your sister have the same humor? No, she's not funny at all. She's not, but it's okay. I see, Bobby. She's really sweet. No, she's actually not even nice. I dig that back. Do you have siblings? I have three, but it's an 11-year gap. Between...

My siblings. Oh my gosh. I'm the oldest. So you're not close. No, we're close. That's crazy though. 11 years. That's not, my oldest brother is 17 years older and I'm close to him. So my dad had me when he was like 50. 50? Yeah. Well, it doesn't matter for men. Strong specimen. Don't talk about my dad like that. Girl, I'm just saying. Is your dad hot? 50? According to the internet, yeah. Oh, let me see him. I don't have my phone. I'll look him up. I bet you it comes up.

Why do you post pictures of him and people are like... Yeah, girl, he was, like, trending for a whole, like, a couple days one time. So I took him to the red carpet. Oh, my gosh. He's... How old is he? He had you young. I had a young parent. Wait, is this your dad? Yeah. Okay, Bobby. He's cute. You look like him. Don't talk about my dad that way. Okay, I wasn't saying he's a fine specimen or that. We're also the same thing.

One sounds too... Too vulgar? Too provocative? Mm-hmm. Okay, I was holding it down for you. My dad's also, like, 77 right now. He's not that old, is he? How old is he? Okay. How old's your dad? I think he's, like, in his 50s. Oh, he's young. Mm-hmm. I have young, young parents. How old were they when they had you? My mom was 17. Oh, my gosh, they were really young. Mm-hmm. That's what my kids are going to say. 20, right? More than 22. 22? They're going to be, like...

When I'm 40. How did you feel when you found out she was pregnant? I wanted a baby so bad. Oh, you did? Yeah. I love that for you. I was a nanny. Okay. And my mom had a daycare in her house growing up, so I take care of the babies. Oh, girl, you can watch my kids. I'll take care of yours. Okay. You ain't going to charge me? No. Well, maybe if it's like, if I get broke. Okay.

It depends, like is it in 10 years and then I'm broke? Yeah, I'll probably have to charge you. Girl, you're not going to be broke. Well, hopefully not, but like... You know my first ever viral video on the internet? I called my kid Pistachio. Really? Yes, I think this is meant to be. Let me see. Full circle. Do I have that video up still? I don't think I do. Is she lying? I swear.

I said, like, my kid's name was Pistachio. Oh, my gosh. People were like, what the fuck? And I was like, yeah. All these synchronicities. It's been happening to me all day. Really? Mm-hmm. Well, sweetie, how do you say it? Saweetie. Saweetie. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then I want you to say my other name again. Oh, yeah. Diamante. No, Diamante. Diamante. Can you say it with the accent? No. Why? I did already. I've done a lot of things for you today. Okay. Can you do it first? Diamante. No. No.

Bobby. People are going to make fun of me. This is not... Everyone makes fun of when I try to say Spanish words. Okay, but you're with me. You're fine. The internet is not going to have the same... Say it one more time. Diamante. You just make it seem so easy. Actually, I don't think I say it that well. Like, when a Spanish person says it, it's so sexy. Yeah, well, when I say it... We'll both sound crazy. Okay.

No, Diamante. Diamante. Okay. Hispanic flair.

my grandma would cringe if she heard no it was nice she'd be like stop i like the sound of it thank you i appreciate that i like the sound of everything you say oh and i'm excited for your song to come out when's it gonna come out in two weeks oh my gosh oh actually it comes out in three days when this comes out so oh three days yeah that's gonna be i'm gonna play it all day well i i really appreciate you coming and i'm excited for my pink hair and i'm excited for

For you to be my new, what did you say, trick? Girl, I know that's wrong. No. We're going to get you a trick. Oh, you're going to get me a trick. Yeah, girl. Okay, I'm excited for you to get me a trick. Okay. Let's find them on Wednesday. Thank you for having me. Because we'll be all ready. Yeah. As long as you got that nanny, you'll get you a trick. I still don't know what that means, and I...

I'll get it. I'll put you on game, baby. Okay. Well, thank you so much, sweetie. Thank you, Bobby. Oh, I like how you said my name too. Bye guys. Bye. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small one.

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