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Sierra liked the structure that came with office work, and Kate couldn't blame her. To maximize time spent together, they usually spent Friday evenings watching old rooms together and laughing at heterosexual failures. Now, Kate fully planned to just watch movies with her girlfriend tonight. No distractions. It just so happened that she was slinging her strap as well. So when her attention drifts over to her girlfriend,
only to find Sierra looking at the bulge in her sweats. She smirks. "Do you want something?" Kate asks. Sierra makes a slight noise at being caught and tries to hide her face in Kate's neck. Kate grabs the hair at the base of her neck, pulling tight, lightly nipping at her ear and following with her tongue, taking her time, making Sierra squirm. "You can do better than that, baby. Can't you?"
Kate asks, as she sucks at the point behind Sierra's ear, feeling her go slack in her grip. Another tug at her hair gets Sierra going. "Want you? Want your cock? Please." Kate growls lightly and pulls at her leg and has her straddling her lap with ease. Sierra moans at the contact with the hard bulge and starts grinding in desperation, tugging at Kate's waistband.
only to have two strong arms hold her off, making her whine. "Please." Feeling mischievous, Kate says, "First, I want to finish watching this movie. So what you're going to do is sit on my lap and not move or make a sound, and then maybe if you're a really good girl, I'll take care of you." Kate had seen the movie enough times to focus her energy into making a mess of Sierra instead. She turns her around to face the screen,
placing her right over the bulge in her pants. The pressure on Sierra's clit makes her grab Kate's thighs in a vice grip. As the movie runs in the background, so do Kate's hands, making their way across Sierra's warm skin beneath her t-shirt. Her ministrations make Sierra squirm, so Kate kicks it up a notch by teasing her nipples, pulling at the piercings she fucking loves, kissing and sucking bruises into the side of her neck.
thrusting up randomly, playing Sierra's body masterfully, all the while staying clear off where she's needed the most, even though she can feel her soaking through the fabric separating them. Once the credits start rolling, Sierra looks back at Kate with a fucked-out expression, and they haven't even really begun yet. Kate grabs her chin and kisses her messily, and Sierra lets out the moan she's been holding back. Kate twists her around in her lap again,
and goes on kissing her, biting and sucking on her lower lip. Under Sierra's hungry gaze, Kate palms the bulge slowly, running her hand up slowly to reach beneath the waistband, slowly pushing it over the strap. "Think you're ready for this cock yet, baby?" Kate asks against her lips breathlessly. Sierra whines a little, and instead of saying anything, grabs Kate's hand and guides it between her legs.
Fuck, she's dripping. Objectively, she knew that Sierra was enjoying herself, but to feel it against her fingers is a whole other thing. Just knowing that she made Sierra this wet makes her feel high, like no drug ever could. God, you really can't wait for this cock, can you? Look at you, making such a mess just because you can't do without having my cock inside you.
Kate says, as she pulls Sierra's t-shirt over her head, slowly unraveling her beautiful skin and her luscious breasts. "What a good girl. You did exactly as I asked. Tell me again, baby. What do you want?" Sierra moansed. "Use me, Daddy. God, I'm going to fuck you so hard, you won't be able to sit properly at work tomorrow. You want that girl?
Kate said breathlessly into the space between them. Sierra just responded with more kisses, more moaning, and a lot of vigorous nodding. Kate grabbed Sierra and carried her effortlessly to the bedroom, while Sierra ran her hands all over her taut muscles, kissing and nipping at her jaw. Sierra was lightly dropped onto the bed, giving her a breather and a chance to appreciate Kate slowly taking her shirt off.
She immediately attached her mouth to the washboard abs revealed to her, mouthing at each ridge, and reaching below to take the strap into her hand, slowly jerking Kate off, making her groan, as much as Kate would just love to continue that. She also wanted to fuck Sierra into the next week, so she gently pushed Sierra back onto the bed, and finished stripping.
mesmerized by how Sierra had decided to spread her legs and occupy her hands by touching herself. Kate climbed onto the bed, taking Sierra's wrists up with her and pushing it into the mattress next to Sierra's head. "Let me, baby." Sierra just moaned softly. Kate started kissing down her neck, sucking new bruises and licking ones from earlier in the evening, making Sierra groan and thrust her hips up.
She continued down and took her left nipple into her mouth, tugging on the piercing and licking around it, kissing and biting marks into her breast, pulling the right nipple with her fingers at the same time, making Sierra cry out, "Please, Daddy." No more teasing. "Patience, baby. I'll get you there," Kate said as she switched sides on her chest. She kissed her way down, kissing each hip bone,
and finally running her fingers through the wetness between Sierra's legs. She continued to nip on her skin, reaching up to the underside of her breasts, as her fingers went up and down her slit, gathering the wetness there to drag up to her clit, which she rubbed in slow circles. Sierra grew more wet with the attention, and so Kate pushed two fingers into her, and slowly stroked in and out.
finding the rough patch that made Sierra cry out and jerk. But Kate continued her slow strokes, getting Sierra more and more worked up, getting her ready for her cock. Just as Sierra felt like she was getting closer to coming, Kate pulled her fingers out, making Sierra whine. "No, I was so close." Kate put the strap against Sierra's cunt, running it through the slick. "Thought you'd want my cock instead."
"Am I wrong, Sierra?" "I want it, Daddy." "Please, give me your cock, Daddy." Sierra was so far gone, she was just babbling. Kate reached up and held Sierra's jaw, running her thumb over her bitten lip, kissing her roughly, shoving her down into her mouth, just as she pushed the cock into Sierra's ready cunt. Sierra cried out and placed her hand on Kate's shoulders as she began a steady rhythm.
slowly working up the intensity as Sierra adjusted to the girth in her pussy. "Tell me how it feels, baby," Kate said between thrusts, kissing along Sierra's jaw. "So good, Daddy. I can feel you so deep. Ha ha, fuck, I feel so full." Sierra managed as Kate increased her pace. She grabbed her thighs, pulling her over her lap and fucked her savagely. She kept going even as she said,
You're close. I can feel it. Touch your clit, baby. I want to see you come for me. Sierra somehow managed to get her hand to reach between her thighs, and her fingers ran clumsy circles on her throbbing clit, as Kate continued to thrust at a brutal pace. A few more swipes, and she came, crying. I'm coming, Daddy! Coming. Oh, God. Oh, God.
As Sierra came down from her high, Kate slowed down to a stop. She gave Sierra little kisses around her face. As her breathing returned to normal, she pulled out, making Sierra gasp slightly. If you enjoyed this podcast, then please write an Apple review saying why you love it. We truly appreciate your support and the wonderful messages we receive from you. See you next time!