Everything That Happened At Socceraid! | #258 | What’s Good
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I look over at Eddie Hearn and Eddie Hearn's like, "Oh, wow. That's a bit much." They have not seen you play and they still haven't seen you play. So I'm already like, "Alright, who can we lock in for the next series? When can we start? Can we do it in a month?" I feel like most people who are like that on camera are always like the biggest dicks. Oh, Heddleson just messaged me. I feel like I'm talking too much and I watched the video and not one joke got put in. He's not gonna do anything at a charity event, is he? She said she can't do it on the stream. She said, uh, 'cause she sleepswalks naked. As I'm taking it, Tommy Fury just walks over.

And it's so evident it's his pizza. Oh my god. Yo what's up guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast and today we have a monumental guest. We have England's new number 7. I like that, that was good. That was kind of sick though. It was sick. That was very gashing. Did you notice there was two number 10s? Yeah. I actually was the only one that pointed it out. No, on our team. Yeah, you had Wilshere and J. Cole both 10s. Oh right. No, Tom Grennan I think. Tom Grennan, that was it. No, they're both 8s.

Yeah, well, we had two the same. Yeah, we were in the changing room and they put them on. It was like, wait. Two of the same number and they were like, fuck. Yeah, and also Del Piero and Hazard on the other team. Oh, really? Yeah, because they announced Del Piero scored and they went, number 10, Eden Hazard. And we were like, what the fuck? Correction. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That Del Piero finish was mental, by the way. Apparently, David James said it bobbled. It did bobble. And then, yeah, so he still would have scored it, but it would have gone like...

but it bubbled and went... Yeah, but I feel like it's even harder to control when it does bubble. Oh yeah, 100%. It's still top bins. I saw a clip on Twitter and everyone was saying like... It was Suarez. I don't know if you remember this. He like mags a keeper. I don't know who he's playing. No, he mags a defender and put it top bins and everyone was saying there's no reason he needed to...

to play top of it this but this story is not the other theo clip where he snores halfway yeah i don't know why i brought it up i i don't know why you can smoke you can't describe a clip if it makes no sense but yeah soccer aid let's go well thanks for coming what do you mean thanks for coming thanks for having me so no i guess watch you my vlog banged 220kb yeah i i'm kind of guy this is me all over i feel bad when videos like that do well because it's like you

You know, me doing what I'm doing doesn't do well with them. When I use you guys' views, it does really well. But, no, it was like, I thought, honestly, my YouTube was broken. It was number one, obviously, out of ten, and it was like 80,000 views. And the one behind it was like 8,000. I'm like, this is so bad.

Anyway, no, it was good though. We had a good day out. Yeah. Well, I've been away for the last like four days now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How was that? How was the training process? It was good. I haven't spoken to you much because obviously I didn't want to like, I didn't want to bother you, you know? Yeah. I was trying not to be on my phone. Yeah. So I ended up spending the entire, like, thank God for Theo Baker, by the way. Really? I spent every moment with him. I know what you mean. It also is a...

Not that much. Let's not clap it. That clap just ruined the podcast. It interrupted the conversation as well. Theo's a sick guy, actually. He's a really sick guy. He gets a lot of stick because he has a laugh with us. But everyone loves him. He's probably one of the biggest people that people love.

Don't talk about it. Someone please say, oh shit, I wish I had a gas man. Well, yeah. So we were there Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then Sunday the game. Yeah. Every day was kind of like a, you do an hour of training and then an hour or two hours of like,

training for cameras cameras yeah so it's like um the volley one you did yeah stuff like that or it'll be they did one for like inside out that was like an assault course it's not really training it's just yeah um you've seen i remember back in the day on a podcast i used to big up inside out a lot the movie and you've watched it and actually liked it yeah inside out 2's coming out i know obviously yeah sorry yeah what the fuck god i

could we stop they call me over though and they're like okay pick pick one of these things behind my like choose a hand yeah oh your right hand yeah okay here you go they give me a board and they're like you have to answer a question to do with the emotion on the board sadness oh like when was the last time you cried it's a bit hard hitting for a chat do you cry i don't cry

There's probably a funeral. I was like, I'm not going to say that. I don't count. So I was like, yeah. I think I know the last time you cried. Huh? You cried for... Here we go. There was a promotional video for something. Oh, you did cry for that. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to say that on it. You cried at your wedding. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. I didn't. Tears. No. Welling up and crying are different. Oh, fair's blitty. You know what I mean? Yeah. I wouldn't count welling up as crying. Yeah. Nick's weird. Yeah. Yeah. Um...

But the first day we train, they pull us over and they're like, oh, we're going to do a speed challenge where you have to sprint between cones and blah, blah, blah. Wait, is the inside two-story over? Oh, I can't remember where I was. Nick interrupted it. Can I just say as well, if anyone wants to watch that movie with me, I'm free. I'll watch it. Oh, cool. Wait, a cinema? Maybe not. You're just going to go with a random person to watch it? Yeah, well, I realise it's quite sad. Now I'm on my own in life. I don't know who to go to watch Disney movies with.

I'm not going to go on my own. Wait, hang on. Sorry, sorry. So you'll go to... I don't want to bring it up because we had this last week, but you go to Disney World on your own, but you won't go to the cinema. You've got to really fuck me over with this Disney World. I get messages now and someone's like, oh, don't worry, I'm a Disney adult too. I'm like, I'm not. But I do actually want to go watch Inside Out 2. Anyway, speed train him. You know, like...

Your child could watch that film with you. She's too young, man. Those films are made for all ages. No, no, no. She's got no attention span yet. She would literally... She's sitting in a dark room for two hours. No way. There's no way. When she's maybe three or four, potentially. But she'd just get too rattled. Fair. Not rattled like I would get rattled. Yeah, we do this speed thing. As we're about to do it, Harry Redknapp walks over and he's like,

no chance they're doing that first thing wow everyone will get injured that's the first thing you do like come outside sprint yeah everyone will get injured so we end up doing that do you know so we do a warm-up do the challenge calm next day harry radnup's not there oh dear we do the dodgeball they're like yeah you're doing a dodgeball thing where you run between things yeah first thing john over mikhail runs in no way yeah and he's like badly injured out the game

Yeah, I realise. Now you said that, I didn't see him play. Yeah. Makes sense. Literally pulled out two days ago. That's crazy. It's so shocking how many injuries are in football. Yeah. I mean, Everett got injured in the game. Usain Bolt got injured in the game. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Is it athletes just have like tight muscles or something? Well, I guess also their bodies must be absolutely battered. Yeah. They are. I think people forget as well footballers are athletes, you know. You kind of don't really. I don't think people forget that. I think some people do. I reckon honestly. I reckon the average like sofa manager type of guy doesn't realize because it's just high intensity. Yeah.

Do they realise that? Does everyone realise this? I think everyone realises footballers are athletes. Yeah, I think it's pretty self-explanatory. No, I know it is, but I feel like some people don't give them the respect they deserve, you know. But yeah, it's alright. When a player gets their hamstring torn on a pitch, people don't think of the person. They think that, fuck, now he's out of the game. They don't realise that. It's not football manager. When you're actually injured, as a person, you're broken. You never come back as strong.

You never be such a waffle. My knee's been fucked for years. I think he's just trying to save his footballers aren't athletes. I hurt my knee doing your bowling thing, remember? Yeah. So I'm saying I still haven't recovered. You're not an athlete. I know, but I'm saying that like... You didn't get one strike either.

You know what I'm annoyed about though? I didn't get selfies with everyone. Yeah, you should have. I literally... Which one? He got the Oscar one. You see that one? He tweeted it. So me and Theo spent the whole week going, we need to get selfies with people. Like, a lot. And then we thought, you know what? We're going to go around on the last day. We're going to go around, find people. Because you can't really do it in a group. Like, when they're all in a group, you can't. Yeah, no, you can't. We're going to find anyone on their own. We're going to go over and go, can I get a selfie? And then we thought, we'll get one

I'll get my England team he'll get his yeah World XI and I just I didn't have it in me damn it yeah I didn't have that in me yeah after the game it was tough as well because well I don't know why I'm fuming I didn't get that the only players I got selfie with

cool yeah so nice the only reason I asked him was because well I wanted it but also I went over after the game and he was just like hey man how you doing nice nice like yeah I can ask Usain Bolt I was like I have to yeah I'm never going to see this man again yeah I'm asking he did not want it really it was after the game he's in a boot oh he did actually hurt yeah he's lying down on this table and I'm like

I'm so sorry, but I'm never going to get this chance again. Can I have a selfie? Yeah. Get him and then Michael Ward. Yep. Top boy. Yep. Yep. Yep. Sorry. Every time I hear that name, I think about the cricket player. Shane Ward. No, Shane Warne. Shane Warne. Yeah, because I always... Neither name the same. Nope. Even when Michael Ward came on, I was like, what? I was like, he's not... He died as well, didn't he? Shane Warne. Is he? Yeah, he's dead now. Good cricketer though. Do you like cricket? Yeah.

I love cricket you see I like cricket you see the US team beat who did they beat Pakistan fucking crazy yeah and then I saw Wade Plemons whatever his name is Wade Plemons yapping on Twitter about how like I told you Americans are better at your own sport you know

To conclude on the What's the Soccer Aid How do you feel about it We've got more things And I've got a question about Soccer Aid We keep diverging onto cricket Yeah but I'm coming back And Disney adults It's a long podcast It's not a 10 minute podcast It's the main topic today I forgot what my question was now John Do yours John Who's the MVP Do you think Oh I've got one sorry As in man of the match Or like Let's go MVP on both team

Are you talking man of the match? Yeah, sure. Are you talking like man of the match or are you talking like who I thought stood out over the four days of like who was the nicest? Oh yeah, let's go with that. That's a good way to phrase it. Let's do that. What are you asking me? Your one. The way you just phrased it. I said like four options. Okay, over the four days. What? Who was the nicest over the four days? I'm not including Theo.

No. He's also just a competition winner. You don't actually get our merit. I can't believe they announced him as a competition winner. Yeah, that was sarcastic as well. Technically, he did win a competition. He did literally win a competition, but it made it sound like... I would say on England's team, I spoke to Bobby Brose most. Yeah. Very nice. I didn't know who he was until before the podcast. Like a few minutes. I was going to say him...

Him and Mo Farah. Yeah, Mo Farah. You've spoken to Mo Farah before, haven't you? I met him at one of JJ's events. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I think it was a fight. Right, yeah, sure. And then...

spoke to him a lot and it was so he was he's just so nice like he is just so nice he was literally that i told him at some point in my life i want to run a marathon yeah i said like i might do it next year because it's just gonna get harder and he was like he's like yeah man i will help you with that i will like i'll give you all the tips all the training everything no one better really and i was like there's nothing more you could ask for from like for a marathon than mo farah training yeah that's ridiculous yeah

What I found interesting was like the size difference of like him and Usain Bolt. Because obviously both runners, one's a sprinter, one's a long distance. But it's just like, I actually didn't know Usain Bolt was that big. It was quite weird seeing, because they're friends. Yeah. Seeing them like trash talking each other in the... Well, did they go, did they go, oh, you know, fuck you, try and catch me. And everyone's like, yeah, but I'm going to run 20 miles before you catch me. No, they didn't do that. It was just quite funny seeing, because obviously Mo Farah's like...

He's not tall. No. And obviously he's not built. No. And then you've got Usain Bolt just squaring up to him. Usain Bolt's so big. I didn't realise that was like... I know. It makes you fast. And then other team, I'll give it to Michael Ward. Yeah. Because he was really nice and I ended up talking to him a lot. So I kept saying this one line during the entire time watching and I could not believe how good Evra was. Yeah. Yeah.

And I kept saying to Josh, but no one kept replying. So I kept saying it over and over again. And Josh was like, how many times are you going to say this? I was like, well, no one's replying to me. I imagine how good he was when he was prime. I couldn't believe how good he was. Obviously, he was better, but he still keeps himself fit. That was one of the things where I was surprised at the most is how good the pros still were.

If that makes sense? Some of them were a bit like... Some of them were not as good as I thought they were. Actually, funnily enough, the ones that have recently stopped playing, I thought they were worse. And the ones who haven't played for 20 years, you know. So apparently the best...

Do you have a guess who everyone said the best ex-pro is that was there? Jack Wilshere? No. Joe Cole? Hold on, let's actually try and know. You're just saying names. He is. He was naming the ones that... Jack Wilshere was unbelievable. He could still be a pro if he wanted to. I mean, he's... You know how old he is? I do. 32. He's 32. Yeah. He was born in my year. He was born in the same year as me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Josh. It seems like he's as young as you. Josh was like, nah, I'm 31. I'm like, yeah, but you're going to be 32 this year. And he's 32 this year. Yeah, we Googled it. But yeah, best pro, everyone was like... You would assume Eden Hazard, but... He wasn't at training. He turned up on the day. Robbie Keane.

Wow. They all went, Robbie Keane is just level above, like he's a level above everyone. And he was drunk every night. I mean, if Robbie Keane had been, he would be, I think, rated way higher. Yeah. He was, he was just a joke. Like, I think last year he came on for like 10 minutes, flicked over two people's heads and volleyed it in or something. Joe Cole was really good. Still, still. Yeah. Yeah.

I saw a clip of him doing a Rabona onto the crossbar. Oh, man. Now I just really want to do a video with him doing Rabonas. Yeah, let me see. You could do that. Why not? Yeah, fluff the chance to ask him. But you still could. Yeah, maybe. Were there any people that you've come away from this, apart from Mo Farah and Top Boy, that you're like, actually, I think I've got their number now. I could realistically call on them. I would count them as a... I mean, even Mo Farah, like...

I would feel guilty phoning or texting him. I could, but I think in my head, I'm thinking he would look at his phone and go, why is he calling me? But he wouldn't because he's just so nice. But it's literally the ones I spoke to were Michael Ward's.

Mo Farah Tom Grennan as well yeah he's good he's pretty good he was man of the match this is his fourth and he's got two man of the matches wow he played he played at a high level when he was younger yeah his mum sat next to our mum oh really they were sitting they were talking the whole match oh mum actually did say that yesterday yeah it was mum's birthday yesterday oh happy birthday Gail

Why are you saying it like that? I don't know. I don't know why I said it like that. I regret it. It seems I did it. You know who was like the nicest person that... You don't expect them not to be nice, but... Joshua. David Seaman. He was lovely. He was so lovely. Great voice. Yeah. And he was just so... He was one of the only ones that like...

every meal when it was like me and Theo he would come over and sit with us and start telling us stories and stuff it was good you Theo and Stephen yep sounds like a good trip for me to me Tom Hiddleston wow was he really nice so nice you know he was he was so good at the charity as well aspect

So they showed us three videos on day two of people, some of the players, like Tom Grennan went somewhere and someone else went somewhere and someone else went somewhere. And all the videos, you're like, wow, these are amazing. And they kind of get you a little bit. Tom Hiddleston did one on the final day and the whole room was just silent for five minutes afterwards. I look over at Eddie Hearn and Eddie Hearn's like,

Wow. That was a bit much. Wow. It was such a powerful video. The half-time thing where they were yapping away at half-time. Yep. Sorry, I don't mean it intensively. He was so good. Also, you know who was really good? That guy out of Line of Duty. He's a good footballer. Compton? Martin. Martin Compton? Yeah. Not from Compton. I think he was a little bit injured as well. Wow. I've never seen him before in a previous soccer game. I'm thinking like, wow.

I don't know, you probably didn't watch it. On the Friday night, there was a penalty shootout to decide who got what dressing room. Yeah, no, I didn't get to see it. And he took the third penalty. The whistle didn't go. Puts it like so top corner. And David James is like, no, whistle didn't go. Do it again. And he scores again. Oh, wow. And you're against David James at this point. Well, well, well, though. That free kick was a bit suspect. It was a little bit, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think he got wrong footed though I think David James thinks he's going the other side but didn't he get a hand to it no but look at David James' feet yeah you see how he put all the weight on his right foot yeah it was very Cal the Dragon-esque wow

Because it was. It hasn't. But also, it was... It was... David James, I actually do love you. But it was also not a great free kick. It was just... It should have saved you. It was the slowest free kick ever. But... I was surprised that... Like, first half...

jack wilshire when he uh beat pet check i was like oh you beat the keeper but i was like well that is pet check like yeah he's not just done after any any keeper you know and there's jack wilshire as well yeah i know but you jack wilshire i think i saw chris tweet a few of the tweet as well and i he's one of my favorite players when i used to watch him but like it's so annoying isn't it like he's he didn't continue to play because he was like he was really good yeah and like meant like it was not just good he was like mentally good as well like he didn't need the game um

But Tony Bellew was really good as well. Made some good saves. In my head I was thinking second half that's where you get the bad keepers. Yeah. He's actually really good. Yeah. Really good. So was Paddy. Paddy was decent as well. Paddy made two saves. One with his knee and one with his foot. Yeah. And

And they were both unreal. He looked more frantic, if that makes sense. He didn't look very... He didn't look like a keeper in goal. He looked like someone that just put his life on the line for it. Well, goalkeepers, you've got to make... A big part of the game is looking confident. Because if you're a defender and you're not confident in your keeper, you're like fuming. So you've got to look the part a bit with keepers. Command your box and all that stuff. Whereas Paddy won't command anything. But...

You didn't get enough time, though, obviously. Well, yeah. You know. Yeah. I had my time. But you know what? You were actually really good, though. That's the annoying part. Did they know how good you were? I played all right in training. We did... On the final day, we did like a... I think it was like a 9v9 match in this small area. Yeah. And our team won. Like, it was England. Just England. Yeah. And we split up. I think we won...

five four and i've got three goals in it fucking hell so i was like hat trick so you did score two were kind of hat trick two were kind of tap ins goals a goal but one of them went one of them was on i put on insta oh yeah yeah the like on refinish oh my that's actually oh yeah i swear but it wasn't in the game i thought it was just like uh no no it was like a mini game a mini game nice nice it's where you like uh what's what's quite a skill move it's called some doesn't why not make him that one that's sick yeah and then yeah yeah

Yeah. David James was fuming about that. Yeah. Got to hand it to him. He didn't get a hand to it. Who's that you're hugging? Oh, so... Who was that? Is that Ian Sterling? Yeah, I thought it was. So it was because you don't actually see it here. So I scored one of the other goals I scored. I tapped it in. It was like literally a tap in. Yeah. And then...

Ian Sterling's on the sideline and they're filming him and he goes, great goal, Simon. You're so good, Simon. Oh my God, Simon. So I run over and hug him. And then I scored that goal. And Michael Ward, who was like yelling abuse at me as a joke, he puts his hand out and he's like, yeah, fair enough, good goal. So I avoid him and then just hug Ian Sterling. Got you, got you. And then I went back and hugged him.

Yeah. Yeah. Because even though you didn't get enough game time and you didn't get past it enough, you actually looked good though. Like, you looked good. Thanks. Just saw you running around like, oh man, if you could let him cook. And then the one point where me and Josh were really angry was where...

you were there's a corner his corner and you had a space oh how's it me and joshua is gonna volley it's gonna volley it's gonna volley it let's go and like then i don't know who i was a bit defer i guess yeah swaps you yeah with himself and then the ball didn't go to him he fucking scuffed the volley and i like sam would have scored that man fair enough defoe does warrant the ability to boss me around he has played a few games in his life but thea walker yeah he's standing on the corner and i'm like oh

I've got space on the edge of the area. I'm like, this could be my big moment. And then he walks back and he goes, get in there. And I go, huh?

get in fair enough I am also tall yeah true it makes sense and then I walk in and it goes straight to the fire and I went no that could have been me yeah he slices it yeah that's the one where I tried to like karate kick it back across yeah yeah yeah it was too fast yeah man oh it's annoying I wish you got more time like I mean because like you could do you could do a lot with like 15-20 minutes but if you actually got the ball you know well Tion Wayne was just like he

He just stuck to me. Yeah. No matter where I ran, he followed me. Yeah. I kept just like, every time he got the ball, I just went, mm-mm, in his ear. And he started like, he started pissing himself. That's so funny. That's jokes. Trying to put him off as much as I can. Yeah. Because Everett talks to everyone during the game. Yeah. He puts you off and then like jumps in. Yeah. Also, who did he, he tackled someone quite heavily first half. Tom Grennan. Yeah. He jumps into the back of him on the header. Danny Dyer did a big two-footer as well.

as well. There was a lot of tackles. Toby was directly behind me and he was literally the entire game. Those tackles, all those tackles. All of them were going. Well, Tom Gredden came in and not only were the tackles bad, well, the tackles were bad, but also the pitch, obviously, with the sand. So bad, yeah. So Tom Gredden comes in and he's getting physio and he's got this like, I'm talking... Really? Bruise? No, not like scraped, like...

Quite deep. Horrible. Yeah. It was grim. I was going to say as well, I mean, not as an excuse, but to be fair to Chelsea as well, it is their off-season. They're fixing the pitch, aren't they? Oh, yeah. As soon as the last game's played, all groundsmen are done. Yeah. And I know they should obviously, like, they should...

they have got soccer aid but i'm sure for them it's not like their main goal their main goal is the prem you know so it's a tough situation what was that picture the pitch all right right there's a picture of me in it yeah it's a picture of you taking photos it also shows the pitch yeah i literally after the game it doesn't look like a phone oh that's what i'm trying to figure out it looks like looks like maybe there's something on the floor behind it and it's like yeah yeah yeah i don't know yeah

Yeah, I did like, after the game, I just tried to go the whole way. I did two stands worth. Got you nice. I was like, I want to get some energy out. Yeah, true. I'm ready. You scored that though, eh? Yeah. We got shit. I didn't see it. I was like, I have to put the ball in the net once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tony Soyou was just staring you out when you did it. He's so like aggressively funny. He's just stood in the tunnel before the match and he's going, just so you know, whoever gets their first one-on-one with me

Either you or the ball is not making it to the goal. Like you might... I think that was... Yeah. Well, no, there was one, I think, yeah. I don't know, but he basically was just like, he looked at the foe as well. And I'm like, you're talking to, you know, one of the best goal scorers. Yeah. He's going, look, you might be able to take it around me, but I'm not going for the ball. No, I'm not.

I'm taking you. That was scary as well when it comes from Tony Bellew. By the way, Cahill, this might sound really weird, when I was watching Cahill play, he just literally took it back to the England Euros World Cup. He's got such a distinct way of playing. Yeah. The way he holds the ball, just like, I don't know, his mannerisms are just deja vu back in the day. Also, to be fair, Stephen Butler was actually really good. He was really good. He was a good trainer as well. Yeah. I know the second goal was a bit, well, it's not for Lukey because he hadn't

It happened, but it wasn't skill. But that finish, his first finish, I was like, who was that? It turned out to be him. Because we all thought he messed up the touch. He taps it too far and then the finish is good. It was weird because so many people there I've met like once or twice, but a lot of them, you know, I've met them. Like Theo Walcott, I said, oh, you know.

um i've actually met you like five times yeah but i was like 14 yeah i live near him he got you so what do you say to that he was like you fucking stalker josh kept saying um let's get him on a big wedge because he plays golf apparently yeah loads of them do i'll say loads of people that did yeah but not everyone's got a nice haircut like he has true his hair is perfect it's like stuck on in a good way right please come on the channel yeah um

I've got a question. Yeah. So Billy Wingrove in the program, everything like that was coach, not player. You got added last minute. Is that because like Roberto Carlos and Obi Mikel dropped out? Yeah, there was. Well, I think it was like a, it'd be cool for him to play from the start. Like as in, even when he was announced as skills coach, it was like, there is a chance he plays because like Ian Sterling wasn't announced to play.

He came on. It was meant to be like that, I think. And then I was talking to Billy about it and he was like, oh, that'd be like a dream. You know, first year I'm not feeling like I've got an injury. And then I'm sat with him and Theo and he gets a phone call from the owner. Yeah. And he's like, come to the pitch. So Billy's like, he's just called me to the pitch. Mad. This is it. Yeah.

So he goes over to the pitch and then me and Theo don't hear anything. Comes back about an hour later and he just kind of like walks in. We're like, you don't look like someone that's just been asked. Yeah. It's like, no, I haven't yet. I went over and was like, am I in? Am I playing? And the owner just went,

I don't know. And then Del Piero was there just kicking a ball about. So he just kicked a ball about with him for a while and came back. And I was like, so what's happening? Like, have you been up? He's like, no, not yet. And then he gets a text from Pochettino casually going, call me. He calls him. Call me XOX. I don't know if you saw the video. Yeah. In the garden. That's me filming it. Oh, nice. Nice. Cause I said to him, I was like, if you get, if you get told it that you're playing,

That would be sick to capture. That's a good idea, man. That's a good video. I saw that. I was just sat there filming him. And it's like a five-minute conversation, obviously. He cut out all of it. Did you stop recording or did you record all of it? Recorded all of it. Nice. And he's just pacing up and down. And then you can see at one point he kind of just stops. And then like does that. I saw that video and I was like, I don't know why because I forgot that he was at camp. But I thought it was his wife or something filming that because it was so good. Could have been.

Yeah, I know. But nice. I could be his wife. Oh, true, true. That's what I'm saying. No, it was me. Great video, man. Thanks. I was watching that. I'm glad it's documented. My other question regarding Billy Wingrove was the penalty, because Eden Hazard took it in his arms, and obviously everyone was like... Actually, in our area, everyone was cheering Theo. Everyone was like, Theo, Theo. They probably thought Billy was Theo. Yeah, and then they gave it to Billy. I was just wondering if you guys knew who the penalty takers were beforehand. No. No.

Literally had no idea. Like, yeah, I was actually surprised he took it. Like, I know he's sick, but there was no... We did a penalty shootout beforehand and all the players took, like the original players. Yeah. And obviously he didn't take one. So I don't really know how it happened, but... He said something to Hazard, I don't know what he said, but... He was like, I'll take a selfie with the kids. Yeah, probably said, listen up mate, you've scored loads. Give me a fucking chance. Um...

yeah no we were uh it was jokes in the box we were all just glazing you the whole time every time because we couldn't see like who was warming up and that's why i got my phone and zoomed in so we were like that's how i'm warming up and i zoomed in oh it's not him so the warm-up pretty much all the warm-ups were just like self chosen yeah so apart from you know the second you're about to come on

They were just like, I said to Bobby Brose, I was like, do you want to just warm up? Because otherwise I'm just, I'm sat in this chair. Like, I want to get some energy out. Yeah. That was the bit in the box where we zoomed in and you guys were just sitting down doing your like groin stretches. I wasn't stretching. Yeah. And we zoomed in and everyone was like, who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Everyone trying to figure it out. I know. I sat next to a cameraman and when I started stretching, he started filming me and then I stopped stretching.

And I went, please can you not film me while I'm here just because I'm not actually sat here. I don't want to stretch. Yeah. I just want to have a better view. Yeah. And I don't want to be like, I don't want you to film me just sat here. Yeah. Just because it looks like I'm doing nothing. Yeah. Because the seats, the dugout, well not the, is it the dugout? I don't know.

wherever the seats are Chelsea if you're not on that front row you can't see the chair comes up to like here on your view so you're spending you spend the whole time like up above yeah so it's quite it's quite weird quite taxing yeah your lower back yeah and coccyx yeah yeah

But lots of money raised. No, that's sick. 16 mil. Yeah, no, it's mental. And they hit 100 mil overall. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that. And I was like, what the fuck? I mean, 100 mil, but he meant like overall. Yeah, they were on 90 mil before this year. I was like, damn, I might get into charity. Just kidding. Sorry, I've just found one video you're saying about Sir Mo. You guys are friends. Sir Mo. He is, he's a Sir Mo. I know, I know. I don't have to full name him now that my brother's friends with him.

friends with him but um you're still putting his sign this you call your mom oh i felt so bad here but he was like you give him it's because i step on his foot oh i do it's like hug so mo hit the crossbar no i felt really bad because yeah i stepped on his foot there and what i shot there it's kind of gas at that yeah billy can believe it because every every time billy films me yeah yeah the one at the top bins one right yeah yeah that was like that was first attempt that one yeah man yeah

I like Billy. Billy's such a nice guy. I was kind of happy for him. Well, no, I was happy for him. Are there any celebrities? I know Sidemen charity match, if you guys decide to do another one, is very much more influencer based. Would you ever get celebrities that you've played with here? Like not the pros maybe, but like the... If we made it more celebrity based, yeah. Yeah.

I don't know who. Sam Thompson was talking to me about it afterwards. He's so nice as well. Yeah, seems like a really nice guy. And he was like, just in case you do start asking... He's big on Instagram. Yeah, he was like, just in case you start asking people that aren't YouTubers, I'll put my name in the hat. And I was like, yeah. I would say that he is like...

He obviously is a celebrity, but he's definitely influenced celebrity. He's very... He's exactly... In with the kids. He's exactly how he is. Yeah. When you see him online and you're like, he seems so bubbly and fun. Yeah. Cameras go off. Still that. Which, you know what? I feel like most people who are like that on camera are all... He's like the biggest dicks. So it's nice to hear that he's... Yeah. That must be so draining to be like that. When you're someone on camera and someone different off camera. Yeah. I wouldn't be able to do it, you know? Yeah.

Just kidding, I'm a dick off camera. No, I'm a dick on camera. I just keep it the same. I'm tempted to make up. So, I didn't get my selfies, but I got... We gave our shirts away. Yeah, I can't believe you don't get another shirt. Surely you get a framed one. I think they give you one. So, I was confused because I watched everyone... That sounds weird. I watched everyone take their shirt off. Who did you enjoy the most? I know there's women in there, isn't there? Sorry. Gary Cahill was built. Yeah, yeah.

I know obviously he's still a footballer like he didn't retire long ago but oh yeah we go way back with him don't we he recognized me yeah I went I went yeah I actually met you in Ibiza he was like yeah yeah on the beach yeah right yeah yeah so random he's just there one of his mates um dislocated his shoulder on the way back yeah man he's like yeah we had a 30 minute boat journey of just like his mate screaming in pain can you remember when we'd be for that other boat yeah that was when we were all beefing them yeah yeah

But I got... So, yeah, everyone gave their shirt, signed it, gave it to Soccer Aid. They auctioned them off for charity. Yeah, it makes sense. And then everyone else, I think they got given another shirt because before the game, I had my press day shirt, the one I took the picture in. I took that and got every England player to sign it. Sick. So I've got that. There you go. Well, I wanted to get everyone to sign it. I was like, imagine getting... Both teams, yeah. But...

The England signatures took up the entire shirt. Wow, that's sick though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I might make it into like a framed shirt with the medal underneath or something like that. You put it backwards with Minter with all the signatures. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, that seems obvious. Yeah, a little bit. I realised after I said that. That'd be sick. That's almost like better than a selfie in a way. Yeah. Selfie's visual, but that's more like memorable. Yeah. I'm pissed I didn't get one with Tom Hiddleston.

It was the only one. Yeah. I can AI it for you if you want. Theo did it when we were having lunch. Oh, nice. He was like, can I just get a selfie? And then I was like, I'll be in the changing room. It's fine. I can get one then. I can get one. You know one thing that seems like a no-brainer, which I definitely think will be stolen from Soccer Aid, is the music that everyone chose for coming on. Yeah, so... In your song, I thought you were going to put like a... So they asked me, they go, what's a song... They come up to me and they go, what's a song...

for a stadium and I went what I don't understand the question that's such a bad way to do it a song at the stadium like imagine you're walking out blah blah blah what song yeah and I just think back to the Sidemen charity match we played Wonderwall in the tournament everyone started singing it and I was like oh okay that one yeah thinking I had no idea what this was for and then the

the next day, Theo goes, oh, what did you choose as your sub on sound? Oh my God. Is that what it's for? I had no idea. I didn't think that. The whole game, we were like, I wonder what song he's going to choose. It's Wonderwall. I had no idea what it was for. What would you choose now? Well, then me and Theo went up and we both said, hopefully one of us starts and the other one gets subbed on. And we went, can we both have Love Story by Taylor Swift? That was sick. Because I was like, imagine having a football crowd

like you have chelsea and and all you hear is like romeo take me i was so worried what is going on you were gonna get brought on half time and you weren't gonna get your entrance i'm so like i'm not worried that you could get off time but you know i mean i wanted to get your answer entrance yeah it didn't get it did it yeah it's very annoying yeah um whose songs you think was the best uh like substitution song

I couldn't hear many to be honest. Bro, the best one by far was Tom Hiddleston. Oh, the Avengers. That was the most badass thing I've ever heard in my life. But I think those like... I think anyone that was in a show that has a known sound just got that. Oh, yeah.

he didn't choose that he may have that would be more badass yeah i'm not gonna take away the illusion sure yeah i'm pretty certain yeah yeah you know what i was saying to jj and josh right is that um yeah we've seen dodgeball you know ben's still a team i'm not sure what they're called you know when they come on the pitch they're doing that like yeah the cobras yeah yeah yeah yeah i was like bro what we should do for the seven charity match seven teams should come out like that it's so fucking sick they made it they made it a lot more like nfl this year it was like yeah when we run out you had the like the

Yeah, yeah. It's sick. That kind of stuff is what Americans do well in sports. I know it's corny, sure, but it does add to it. It's just fun, you know? It was really fun to watch as well. Obviously, the annoying part for us is that we wanted you to play more. And not that we're... Obviously, we enjoyed the game in general, but we're obviously there just to see you. So it's like, bring him on, man. And we know how good you are. So we're like, let him shine, let him shine. And the worst part is the world don't even know how good you are now. You know him. Yeah.

Yeah, JJ kept texting me like, he was like, oh, good luck today, bro. Yeah. They're going to think you're a goat after this. Yeah, yeah. It's like, stop putting pressure on me. No, hey, hey, easy. I was going to say, how much pressure did you feel beforehand? Quite a lot, purely based on my mates.

Every single person said like guaranteed two goals. Yeah. Harry as well in the chat. Harry was like, yeah, I bet loads of money. He's like, I've got four grand on you scoring a goal. He definitely didn't by the way. No, no. Okay. I wasn't sure if like, definitely you're just trying to rattle you. It was built up through the socials as well. Freezy did actually put a lot of money on you. You know this. Did he? Freezy lost a lot of money.

He had you to score. He had you and Theo to score. Like, both scores. You just scored two or more. This is the thing, right? I know there was a lot of goals in this game. What was the final score? Six? So, look at the results of previous years. Everyone is saying, right? Everyone's going, you know, oh, you'll get two goals minimum. Oh, you'll get a hat-trick. Oh, Theo's going to get a hat-trick. Last year's score, I think, was two-all. Mad.

Where is it? 2020? 4-2 last year. Okay, 4-2 last year. 2-2. 3-0. 1-0. 2-2. 3-0. 3-2. If me and Theo got hat-tricks, we'd have scored more goals than there were in all the games. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't possible. Hey, but listen, they have not seen you play, and they still haven't seen you play. Well, no, don't laugh like that. It wasn't that kind of joke. It was funny. It was funny. Yeah, but it was... England hadn't won in five years. Yeah, yeah.

So it was very good, very good vibes. It was great. It was a fun game. I just wish I could see you play more, man. Are you still part of the WhatsApp group? I am, yeah. Has anyone left it yet, Dino? It doesn't say anymore. It doesn't say if you leave WhatsApp. Does it not? No, it doesn't come up saying like this person left the chat. Damn. But I could tell you how many people are in it. Cross-reference it.

how many people are in the group? Screenshot 40 members still everyone's still in it 41 did you have the whole thing or just the England team? just the England team but you also had physios and that physios kit men soccer aid staff UNICEF so you know there's clips of Roy Keane talking about the Man United masseuses or masseurs that's jokes it's jokes he was like saying I'm not going to go into a boring story again but it's fun

It's probably worse now that you've mentioned it and not said. He was saying that the masseurs... That's how you say it, isn't it? Not masseuse. I think it's a masseuse. This is the boring part. Sure. If Sean, Adam and Nick were massagers, they'd be masseurs, I think. Okay. Anyway, they were so flashy. They used to walk out of the...

buses with like the wash bags oh all this stuff but then there's a clip that goes back to one of them on the podcast uh one of the mania night ones check out ronaldo so in it like in a way you can see like roy king ain't lying that they actually thought they were super flashy which fair enough but apparently like he was saying that he used to massage ronaldo and ronaldo asked for danny minogue's number and then the kit man went and got it through and all this stuff but um yeah yeah

Well, yeah. You know how everyone always does the, like, who's the most famous person in your phone book? Yeah, who's it now? You seem well. Now I've got no England team. Fuck, yeah. Tom Hiddleston. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's not technically in my phone book. Adam, Adam. Has he messaged that you know which one's his number? Yeah. He's always just like... What is it? You and Theo can also swap seats. Yeah, true. He's just have everyone. Like a trading card. Yeah. Usain. No, Usain, I think, is the only person not in the chat.

Yeah, I think. I'm not in that chat. So actually, I'm also not in the chat. I did hear Tom Hiddleston on the radio literally just before, whilst we're driving down. And he was talking to Paddy McGuinness and he was saying that he was starstruck by David Seaman. But David Seaman was starstruck by Tom Hiddleston. I imagine there was a lot of that going on. Yeah, I mean, everyone there is a big football fan. So, you know, Sam Thompson sat there.

massive Chelsea fan and he's just sat talking to like Petr Cech and then he meets Hazard and he's just like this is unbelievable what we were saying was a little bit awkward was that Pochettino was back at Chelsea I know and Frank Lampard got fired yeah but no Pochettino left right left yeah sure

Final game at Chelsea. And he lost. Yeah. Hold that. Do you reckon, what I thought as well is that you got Petr Cech, Hazard, Jokul. Is any of that related to it being at Chelsea, you think? Yeah, they normally bring in a couple. Sure. Who played there, yeah. So last year it was Old Trafford and I think they had like Skulls. Skulls, yeah. Nice, nice. That's sick. Yeah. Ever was, I'll learn away how good Ever was. And I know he wasn't playing against full protein, but still, you just see the way they play.

Spoke to Tommy Fury. How was that? Oh yeah, shit. How was that? It was really awkward to start with. Like me and Theo kept walking past him. He was walking the other way. Or like he would be in the spa. We would walk past and kind of like look in the spa like, oh, what's it like in there? Just lock eyes. Yeah. And it was like, this is really awkward. Did you worry he was going to beat you up?

No, like he's not gonna he's not no he's not gonna do anything at charity event Is he like it just be a bit well me and Josh were making scenarios up and Josh was like I can't wait for something to like nutmeg Tommy Fury Tommy fruit to push Simon over and then sound get the last laugh And he came on through double on their arm Mr. Board nutmeg my father. Yeah. What was it like though? So

We were kind of like, I think it was a thing of like, we're going to go this whole thing and just not actually end up talking. And then one of the nights, we're all kind of chilling in the players lounge area. And then me and Theo walk out. We see Michael Ward sat there and he's got a pizza. There's two pizzas. And I'm like, oh, please. And he's like, yeah, man, help yourself. So I go over and start taking a slice from the pizza on the left of him. As I'm taking it, Tommy Fury just walks over.

And it's so evident it's his pizza. Oh my God. I'm like, well, this is possibly the most awkward thing that could happen. That's really awkward. That's so awkward. So, and I'm like, it's like a proper thing of like, I'm bending down to pick this up and I look up and it's like, he's obviously tall and wham. Long arms, by the way, freakishly long arms. Yeah. It's so strange. Good way. But I look up and I just go,

fuck alright well this is gonna be awkward isn't it and then like I literally say that to him and he's like yeah um yeah and I was like you know that clip is from when you were like beefing JJ right okay cool he's like yeah

But like, I still, I still think like you shouldn't be bringing kids into it. Yeah. And I'm thinking at this point, do I try and... That's more awkward, man. Well, I'm like, do I try and sit there and explain myself that I'm not really trying to insult the child. I'm more trying to insult... Yeah. You should have said that. Yeah. But you did name her Bambi. No, no, no. I said like, I was like, yeah, fair enough. I'm sorry. Yeah. Said that. And he was like, yeah, it's cock like. And I was like, yeah, fair. Shook hands. He was like, you can have some pizza. And I was like...

cool I've already eaten it you can have some pizza but yeah at that point it was like like I was Thea was there as well and Thea was like that was really like

good from both sides of like it wasn't it wasn't like a I'm so sorry and it wasn't him being a dick yeah it was very much just like do you reckon Theo would have backed it if it went down absolutely not I think I think Tommy Fury punches the shit out of me and then Theo runs away or like hobbles away but I would have died bringing it up for me would be just like I died a little bit inside as soon as I as soon as I looked up holding a slice of pizza and the pizza had mushrooms on so I didn't even want it oh wow yeah discovered though

I ate the slice of pizza and I was like, wow, this is okay. Mushrooms are like, yeah. On the pizza, we're okay. Good takeaway. Yeah. So I learned something from that. Oh, that's awkward. No, but like from that moment, I think it was just a case of like Tommy Fury, nothing now, like no malice. Yeah, no, of course. He's not going to like me. Well, there's never any malice anyway. I'm not going to like him. Yeah, I mean. But like, it's now just like, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

To be fair, we say, I mean, there's so much stuff on this podcast that I say and don't mean. Yeah. And the whole faith thing as well. I got told off my faith. The thing is, do you say things and then say, oh, I'm just joking? Or do you not say I'm joking? It's what I always wonder, you know? Well, I mean, regardless, they're going to go on TikTok. Like what I just said is probably going to go on TikTok without certain bits. And it's going to make me look like I'm talking shit about him again. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just, yeah.

You can't win. No, you can't win. You can't win. You can't win. Inside's finished. Yes. Yeah. Inside has finished. If you don't want spoilers, Chloe and Manrika won. You're not so funny, right? So you texted me last night.

about like 8 o'clock or something like if you watched Inside and I was like I know who wins but I haven't watched it and then I was working on the Ace website for sports I'll chat to Shane in a minute but I went back and watched it all really? I didn't sleep until like 2 last night because I was working on the website I've seen it all now and? I watched up to season episode 3 sorry season 1 obviously and then after the podcast last week I didn't watch another minute

And then I went back and watched it all, but backwards. So I watched finale, then six, and five, and four. I think it's brilliant, man. I actually really do like it. Were you there at the end? Yes.

No, he was watching Leeds lose. Yeah, I was at Leeds playoff final and the final bit, the split or steal, I got told it was at 8pm or something like that or half eight. So I was like, I can make that and go to the game and make it. And then I get a text, I leave the game and I'm like, just leaving now.

uh how's it all how's it going blah blah get a full update and they're like oh we're doing this the split of steel in like 15 minutes oh well i'm at wembley yeah did you watch it on your phone at least no i was literally there with like uh victor and jas and everyone just texting constant like you know they're talking about this they're doing this they're doing this they've chosen this yeah nice what was the audio like on the live stream by the way you saw

Good. Did they pre-mix it or is it just... Well, they basically had the ability to just choose who they wanted to talk. You can mute someone. Yeah, so we're like sat at home going like, you know, oh, Castillo's just done this, please choose him. Nice. And then a minute later they're... That's really sick. The only thing I really hate about this is so many comments are just like, ah, copied, locked in. And I'm like, what? And...

It's very different to Locked In. I love Locked In, by the way. But two, Big Brother. Yeah. Well, also, you could go Too Hot to Handle. It's a reality show. Yeah. There's so many reality shows, but it's because it's YouTubers.

Yeah, but you are, you know. You could say you guys are elevating what now LockedIn has to do because they've just got up what they're doing. I heard someone, someone made a comment like, oh yeah, now LockedIn's just going to look shit. But it's like, no, they just have to bring their game up essentially.

Yeah, I mean, I like Locked In. I watch it. Yeah, you always pick it up on the podcast. People chat to me and go, oh, you know, they go, did you enjoy Locked In last year? Oh, what did you think of Locked In? And I was like, I didn't watch a minute of it. And they're like, yeah, but I saw you talk about it on the podcast. I was like, yeah, I'm just lying. I just go...

Did you watch this? No, no. I did watch this. I did watch this, yeah. But I would lie about it if I didn't as well. Oh, no, sorry. I wouldn't lie. I'd still say, you know, I'm pretty sure when we did Locked In, I'd still didn't watch it anyway. What was that one where Love Island that time where I read, we watched, I read the Daily Mail about it. Joey Essex is in Love Island now, right? What's that all about? Celebrity version or just normal people but he's in as well. Yeah, I think that is their like, we're going to throw something in this year. Please, please.

Save the fucking show. No, yeah. Inside, yeah. It's obviously similar format to Locked In, but Locked In is also a copy anyway. Yeah. All reality shows of people just living somewhere. I feel like this is actually very different to Locked In. Yeah. The only similarity is they're in a house and there's YouTubers. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. The whole money aspect is not Locked In. No, Inside was a great concept. And obviously, like, how do I say this?

The concept about the money was the defining part of Inside. And it actually... Challenges, yeah. Yeah, and that was the entire... Every minute, they actually were always talking about how much money they're spending. So it wasn't like a gimmick. It was actually really well thought out, you know? We were so shocked, though, by how much they spent. Yeah. Like, first day. Do you think it's because they're YouTubers, though? Like, obviously, let's be honest. I know it's a million pounds. They must know that it's going to go down, down, down, down. But do you reckon... If these weren't influencers, do you reckon it... I think it's more like...

You've got to figure out on the first day, is there actually a chance of me winning this? Because in your head, you're thinking this is all going to be voting. Yep. Am I going to win? Yep. If not, I realistically need to get the best content out of it I can. Best content for the show, best content for yourself. Yeah. Funny clips. Like, for example, Castillo, the Phantom Lights, and obviously him eating the Chinese. It's like...

would he do is he doing that because he wants a chinese or is he doing it because he wants to throw his teammates under the bus or is he doing it because he's just funny yeah which i know and i think it's a mix of everything yeah yeah he's trying to make the content and like like he's now like banging on social media because yeah you know like i've seen hundreds of brands already posting things of him wearing like you know like a pc world t-shirt being like i'll have two fans yeah yeah like

Vic's done a whole song on it. Yeah. It's spelled L-I-T-E, right? Yeah. Yeah, Vic keeps spelling it light. L-I-G-H-T. And he even bought the... Oh, no. You know, he's out somewhere on his tour and he bought the... What do you call it? Jumbotron thing at the club. Oh, I know.

Oh, and it's spelled with light again. And that's after I told him in the chat. So I want to know, Vic, what do I have to do for you to spell it correctly? I'm pretty certain it is spelled L-I-T. Right? Can you just Google this real quick? I know they've had enough promo, but I didn't even know if I did like it. I'm guessing now because I like Fanta, but I don't like drinking full fat Fanta. So can I get a Fanta light, Brev? I'm really annoyed that Brev is not a word because I use it all the time. Yeah, but you said it after him.

He's been saying... Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, yes. Fucking hell. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not an English can. That's not English. It might be spelled L-I-G-E-R. If it is, I'm going to apologise to him profusely. Fantalite, brev. That looks real. 2013 now. That is the one we have to base it off. With mineral water. We have to base it off that image.

We may be wrong. Fanta website. I think it's called Fanta No Sugar. All right. I think it's Fanta Light as in... Did you lot put... I don't know anymore. I'm literally losing my brain. This is quite important. I need to know this. Fanta Light. Now that the show's over, have you seen any criticisms that you guys will take going forward to change the show or anything that you think that was like... Because obviously there's like people throw around loads of bullshit when something like this goes out. But is there anything you've seen you've been like, that's fair? I think...

I don't know. I don't know what I've... The only criticism I will keep seeing, obviously, there's been a lot of hate towards Manrika, which is just like... I genuinely thought she was funny. Yeah, yeah. And I think the character she is in there...

the show so much. For sure. It's always the way, man. In every show like this or every like kind of, there's always like a scapegoat. There's always someone that people attack, but it's like without them being the way they are and do what they do, the show's not as entertaining. Yeah. And it's just like so annoying, but it's just like social media. You cannot find like, you can't have opinions anymore because everyone's got

And a different opinion. Which is fine. But also, it's just like, people get hate, but people get a lot of love as well. It's hard to deep dive through all the hatred to find... After I saw all the hate online, I was like, everyone is going to be fuming that she wins. Yeah. But two, I'm also happy she wins. Yeah. Because it's then made at least like, you've got this hate, but...

You made a lot of money from it. It's not like public vote as well. That's why I enjoy that so much. That's the two criticisms I saw. It should be public vote and the ending was bad. And I think one, the ending to you is only bad because you want your favorite to win. But if your favorite just goes the whole time, oh, they're amazing. They're the best. They win. It's the most boring show. Like you need...

You need it not to be exactly how you expect it to be. I don't know who the favorite was by the end.

I don't know either. I just watched the show. I didn't watch the live streams. Maybe Phantom. Yeah. Let's say Phantom. If he wins, everyone's like, yay, Phantom won. Yeah. There's absolutely no twist there. Like, nothing has happened. What would have been amazing is if Chloe had stole. That would have been so good. Yeah, as soon as we saw it, it was those two. Yeah. But this is what I want to point out as well, is when it's public vote, you see...

an hour of what has been put together but the contestants live the whole week or however long it was together so it's like they they will know or maybe not because people could lie as well in the show which is really cool um they know more than what the public knows you know so it does become just like a popularity contest as well it's like oh man you don't really see a true image of what happened because i also know that knows what you boys all were shocked at the reception of

and lack of reception certain people got yeah because you you thought okay this person for us watching more of it without it being edited and cut down we think this person's doing well or not well you remember you said phantom like on on the in real time it took him a while to warm up yeah whereas on the show day one is people thought he was funny he he only did certain things on the first two days because he was jet lagged and ill yeah but it all made it in yeah so he had like a lot of moments yeah it's like it's like the opposite for me on seven videos like i i feel like i'm talking too much and i watch the video and not one joke got put in

Well, they only put the good ones in. I know. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, oh, bro, I cooked here. I'm like watching the video, but I fucking did not cook. A lot of the time, Randy, they're saving you from yourself, mate. Yeah, I know. I know. And then the public vote, I just, yeah, I think...

like public vote goes in and it's just who promoted it the most and who has the biggest fan base yeah cool they can't do it the way you guys did it recording in advance yeah like it has to be much longer than one week or you have to have a quick turnaround time of one yeah and a lot of a lot of shows as well if they do it live they aren't doing 24 hours of content like they aren't going like all right just so you know you guys have been filmed all day every day yeah

Everything might go in. Obviously, we're not here to screw you over, but you are being filmed. Whereas if you're doing it live, you're going, these are key things we need to happen. Do it now. We can start editing that. Like this. Edit that. So, we'd either have to change the whole way the show's run, which we don't want to do. I think...

having twists and turns of like how the voting system works perfect yeah like even the like having the that one night where it was like still low everyone votes so good yeah no one's going home yeah here's the votes yeah we were literally like when we thought that we're like this is sick we had to do it even though rock and scissors is fun as well like a lot of stuff's really fun i really enjoyed like the sidemen aspects of it i think people kind of under rated that a little bit um

Because all the challenges of like Simon Sundays and it makes you realise how good the Simon Sundays were because when you see it with these guys the concept is still so good. Playing the clips back. Say you love Ireland that was always my favourite part you know with the show but having them now vote on who they thought said what that's sick as well. Season 2 so what like I know obviously JJ does the whole thing you know if we get a million likes we'll do season 2 but it looks like you'll probably do it anyway because it's done so well. Yeah where did he say that? He said it in the midst of Simon Sunday towards the end. Can we check now it was 500k last night.

The main Simon Simon video. Yeah, the latest Simon video. Found to like Google search interest. That is crazy. That is sick. Although, what is 100? Yeah, 100 people. It went from one person a day. I love watching Nick use YouTube. Yeah, that one. Let me see the likes. Bro, you just freaking froze. Click more. Although, you got the new YouTube, to be fair. Yeah, it is horrible. I actually don't know where you see likes. Scroll down the left side, maybe.

Do you even see likes anymore? It's a bit too far still. Wait, no, go. By the way, I actually can't judge anymore because I am also the same. Click the X on shorts remixing this video. Maybe you can't see. Shall I just go on? Yeah, click X on the description, Nick. Top right. What the fuck? Let me just go on YouTube Studio. Oh, wow. There's not even a like button. 523k. Nice. It's not going up 23k since last night. Isn't that cool? I can't even see a like button. 7 out of 10.

Really? That's interesting. Yeah, like, look, this is the worst ending ever. People have not spent a penny lost while the two-faced snakes enjoyed spending the whole week and won at the end. It's like, okay, do you want us to just make it like the most boring storyline? Because people start saying, oh, whoever spends the most should go out. I'm like...

Well, then that ruins the entire point. Yeah, that does ruin the point. Why would they spend? Yeah. I mean, one criticism I did like was you shouldn't have topped the money up. You should have just let them split like 10k or whatever they had left. There was temptation, but we were like...

the idea that everyone would go, oh, they clearly didn't want them to win money as soon as it went down. And we're like, no, you have to understand, we've literally shown you prices and you've still bought it. We have not influenced this. You've gone. But I want two cans of Fanta for 10 grand. And by the way, 75k. We've not done that. You have. Two people winning 75k is actually massive. If you look at like, I swear to love Alan, you win like

50k 50k yeah and that's like as we saw last time 56 days and locked in is 10 yeah yeah Drek and Love Island will introduce a split or steal with the couples they do they do already but it's the most pointless thing in the world because if you're making it to the end and winning you're like you're winning because you're one of the most solid couples you're not going to steal they do it with the couples alright yeah

That's what I mean. I'm like, that is the part that I love. I love Island. I wish someone did that. I wish like the year it happens. Yeah. Yeah. That'll be the biggest love Island. I see someone manipulate someone for 56 days. No, I'm sorry. I don't actually. Do you think though, because split or still, like it was a big twist at the end. They didn't know, did they before? So they, they, they had no idea it was coming. Like as in they had, we'd never told them, but day one, Weller actually goes in and goes, I think they're going to do split or still at the end.

Straight away. And they go, what? Nah. Nah, they'll vote. It'll be a vote and like blah, blah, blah.

But yeah, they'd kind of like, they had ideas of stuff, but they never had any proof that it was happening or anything like that. But now, like if you do a season two, do you think you'll have to go and be like, we're not doing this? Oh yeah. We'll change everything. Yeah. We'll change everything. Like the final will be, there'll be some twist and everyone will just be like, wait, what? Yeah. Wait, so what is the plan? Would it be like next year, yearly thing? Or is it going to be like a winter summer thing? Or what's the, I would hope we get one done before the end of the year. Yeah. Yeah.

Because I think you can get a second series out, then you don't want to do it like, if we did one before the end of the year, we wouldn't do another one start of the year. Yeah. Like, then try and move to almost yearly. You know what I love about Sidemen is that by complete accident, you've actually picked like the name that just fits in everything, like inside. Yeah. I know when you guys do like the brand stuff, you just rattle off names. There's so many. I'm not going to say any because you do it. But think about it, guys. You can do everything. Yeah. Yeah.

yeah i was gonna name from ahead but i already know you do them already like what well upside yeah you do that you've got right side yeah right side um you could do offside offside what's that uh you know how like you could get you know like people do okay pick a brand uh cheese it's not a brand no sorry i'm saying pick a cheese brand so like i can't castillo blue

No, I'm saying... Okay, it's Babybel. Yeah, Babybel. You can make your own off-brand Babybel. Offside, you know. No one's buying cheese that has the word off in. True, true. I love cheese. I'll leave you. I'll rip off everything. You can create a brand of rip-offs. Offside.

Is Inside the start of Sidemen doing more shows like this or is Inside the main... Well, it's not the end. Well, no. I mean, is it just now Inside or is it going to be... Outside. Yeah, we spoke about Outside as well. Big rules. Being like, yeah, same thing but Outside. Onside. Onside.

Well, I saw a clip recently of last week's sidecast and Harry saying like, didn't we do this whole thing so we don't have to do any... Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little Harry hate, isn't it? Yeah. A little Harry hate going around. I saw loads of comments being like, if Simon or Ethan said this, I swear they would be dead right now. Yeah, but not the golden boy. Can't touch the golden boy. I think, yeah, we have talked about making other series like that or shows or whatever, but...

I mean, realistically, 20v1 is the same as that. Just one-offs. 20v1 is like the person doing it is the focus. Yeah. So, you know, when you've got Speed doing it, the side men are secondary characters. Yeah. So, yeah, we'll definitely do more. I liked seeing Harry on it because it's like... Although he's not actually as awkward as everyone thinks. I remember that one time where... Have you seen the Cyclops clip with him and Vic? Yeah.

where Harry was talking to someone off camera or whatever and Vic was bringing it up and Vic was like yeah I'm surprised you actually spoke to that person you know and Harry's like hold on like I'm a little bit awkward but I'm not like yeah Harry's really not as bad as like no he seems he's actually okay like he's completely fine he doesn't like social interactions yeah but he still is fine in them yeah he's not like he's not like yeah so but I'm saying but I have that in my head as well so when I'm watching him on the side I'm like he must be really awkward here but he's just he's not you know he's pretty good um

I thought you all did really well, presenting-wise. It's not easy. I wish I was free more over the last few days. Yeah. Because I ended up doing the first two. Well, maybe next time you can do more. Yeah, I'd hope we have more notice of what days we're doing so that we can...

yeah yeah and also after the success as well it's more like pretty excited to get in there and do more stuff you know yeah well i hate i hate waiting so i'm already like all right who can we lock in for the next series yeah when can we start can we do it in a month casting was um shout out to the casting as well it wasn't as easy as it may look yeah maybe you might think that you know um it is easy but it's not really not all you gotta get people from america you know sort all their needs out so all their all lack of needs or what do you call it logistics you know

Hopefully they all enjoyed it as well. If you had to, should we make like a collective list right now of who could be on next season two? Alhan. I've seen Alhan get a lot actually. Yeah. I've seen people on Twitter just mention stuff. Danny Aaron's chucked his name in, didn't he? Yeah. Danny Aaron's. Yeah. Sam Thompson. I don't think he would do that. I'd love to see if there was one person you could see on it, who would it be?

But like a realistic person. Yeah, I love seeing people on Twitter just say random names. Have you seen any crazy ones? Have you seen any crazy ones yet from fans? Well, I saw before the lineup was announced for the first one, it was like Kai, Sinat, Stormzy. Yeah, I saw Stormzy. I've seen Stormzy and Drew. Kevin Hart and stuff. He's doing Kai, I know, I know. Sleepover stream as well. I know, I know. They're going in for seven days. No, no way.

yeah and also kai yeah it's like kai yeah yeah kavi i mean i would love to see dead g that'd be good yeah that'd be amazing dead is a perfect guy let's see this okay i see a lot of expressions by the way i don't know if you've seen him he's that guy who always chats about spurs and stuff yeah yeah dead g laser beam randolph expressions pk humble and then jk barry chloe fairy more a lot you know nella rose lauren alexis

There's some good shouts in there to be fair. Yeah, I mean that is the one person who's put me in there. Yeah, I'd take Randolph out. Viz actually said someone yesterday that I wouldn't have thought of that would be jokes. Yeah. Ray. Yeah, Ray would be sick. From like Kai's mate. Oh, Ray. I think he meant the singer Ray. She'd be good too.

That'd be so random though. She's a Simon fan. She's been a sidecast loads of times. Has she? Ray? No. Who am I thinking of? Mabel. Yep, sorry. Sorry. Ray would be good too. Ray from... Yeah, he'd be great. He'd be amazing. Like, if you watch any of his streams, it's like, it's hilarious. Yeah. I hate when people say like, so go up a little bit. Well, okay. Duke Dennis, speed agent. Like...

You've named two of AMP. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to bring in two people from... Yeah, I think what people are doing is they're looking at who was on this one and filling in the gaps. So it's like, okay, you've got Phantom, then get another AMP. But also, we don't want two people that are Duke and Agent. They're in the same group. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were on it, for example, we don't want Freezy or Lux. No, it'd be awful. It'd be the worst thing because we'd just be Pythagoras the whole time. Deji would be great because Deji's like...

He's just so unique as well. He's already a big name. Everyone knows he is. But he's just like, and respectfully, Deji, he's just so weird as well. He's so weird. In a very good way. He's the most lovable guy ever, but he's just so, his own guy, which is amazing. And I think, and I know Deji, there's no way he's not going like, I'm not eating this. Real upgrade. Of course. Every day. Of course, yeah. And I know he watched, he loved this as well. He watched every minute of it. Yeah.

AJ Shibill I'd love to see as well I got a random one Jamie's got a list by the way look for that one AJ Shibill I'd love to see him yeah go on John you mentioned we mentioned earlier Joey Essex I don't know why just to have that element in because I like the fact you had you know a Made in Chelsea a Love Island I think bringing people in from those elements brings in a different audience to it eh yeah the shout out didn't gas me not a bad point but Joey Essex I agree with you about yeah I agree with you about because Chloe and Liv were both

like sick in it sweet and neat that's when he he said that and I was like that'd be sick what's the leaner plug that's just a porn star American porn star wait leaner plug out of pocket has he put little b is that little b the bass god I don't know oh mate little b sick I love how he always does this he always like lines it up with like shortest to longest scroll down a little bit see what the yeah like people saying kaisenat and speed in the same one yeah no yeah I see a lot of you'd be happy if Talia Marwin's on it

Well, they spelt her name wrong. Yeah. She said she can't do it on the stream. She said because she sleeps, sleepwalks naked. So. She has, yeah. I also thought if she were on the show, she wouldn't sleep naked. You know, I don't think. You probably wouldn't sleep naked on this show. No, but. You know, what if you just sleep. Whack it off. You could whack it off. Yeah. Yeah. Like not like a daily occurrence, but she does. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm pretty confident that we wouldn't let anyone that's like that close to us go in it. Cause I think it would be like, yeah, no matter what, you're always going to have some sort of like, you know, if Tali is doing the, I mean, I'd like to think I wouldn't, but if Tali is doing the try not to move challenge and, um,

they decide oh we're gonna pick on her it's like oh yeah are they gonna think actually no we shouldn't pick on her yeah yeah that this this this yeah also that would be the worst one i love you fang it's just all your friends you know who also would be good italian batch oh fuck yeah he'd be so good i love him he was supposed to be on the podcast today but he's busy but he'll be on soon

I love him so much. Yeah, and a lot of people say like, oh, bring Ginge back next season as well. Yeah, we're not doing that. Not back to back. He might be welcome to come in and do a challenge. Yeah, do a little play, but no, in terms of... Yeah, I feel like them kind of moves are better. Joseph Starling. I just saw that. Those people would be better, like season four, you know what I mean? Season four, bring someone back in. Yeah. Not season two, mate. Do you think you'll change? Do you reckon you'll go have some older people in this time? Well, Spokes is quite old, John.

Clearly didn't watch it. No, I didn't. How old are you talking? I was going to say like Nigel Farage or something like that. You know what I'm joking? You should put all these YouTubers in and just like, your dad. My dad. I'm trying to think who would be, if there was an old shout, who would be the old shout? Josh could go in. Harry Panera. An old shout. Who's an old person that you...

How old is he? I don't think he's that old. Yeah, I think he's as old as you think. I actually don't know. Who's that guy who sings all those celebrity songs in his car? 45. Oh, he is actually quite old. Nah, but I saw some stuff about like... He's well old.

I don't know who's that old I saw stuff about Specs being like in the first couple episodes people were like he's a creep yeah no he's just a nice guy he just has a laugh yeah I also saw there's a picture of Liv kissing him on the cheek everyone's like I swear he's got a wife everyone's like yeah it's just on your cheek people look just like little virgins man

sorry I mean true true but yeah yeah I mean I feel like if people if we can solve that like focal minority issue in life life would be so much better yeah it's one of the biggest issues all the comments as well it's like it just never reflects the actual but people think it reflects the actual thing yeah now we've now we've finished like now I finished soccer aid and now we've finished inside you would feel like yeah it's like Christmas is over sort of thing yeah because now it's like okay we've got so this Sidemen Sunday coming up is mine

and it's like what is that? I'm sorry we can't say it on here yeah but it's just like I want to do something bigger now it'll come down isn't it? yeah and I know it's not going to be I used to cry every Christmas it's a really good video yeah but it's not

Like a mind-blowing video. Yeah. I'm horrendously ill in it as well. You stole it? I'm really ill in it. Oh, okay. Like really ill. Yeah, yeah. So... You know, it feels like the storm's over. Do you feel like... Were you stressed up on the way to Soccer Aid and Inside? Not like dreading it, but did it feel like it's a big thing that you're leading up to?

Kind of. It was just because they were both like the finale and Soccer Aid were both on Sunday. Yeah, okay. So I was like, you know, this feels like a huge day. 4 or 5 p.m. or whatever, the final. And then 7.30, the game. Yeah. I've just got like six, seven hours of just like, oh my God, I wonder what everyone's thinking. I wonder what... Yeah. Yeah.

And it kind of goes and then it's just Monday morning sat with Randolph. It's Tuesday. No, I know, but late. What did you do yesterday? What did I do yesterday? I went on a run. Sick. Right. And then...

recorded two videos and then watched the film and had a dominoes nice yeah oh your um sideman came out your sideman your your chris md like yeah challenge came out yeah yeah yeah you haven't watched it have you i have have you i think i watched it all oh i watched it you didn't just leave it playing though for retention yeah i've looped it it's good though i was so happy with this intro like yeah so the camera like i've literally copied his word for word like

The best part, the thing I'm like so gassed about is I got his, um, so like he did, he did this exact thing. Yeah. Every single sideman and every beta squad as well. Um,

he got a sponsor for it. Yeah. With Revolut. Yeah. So I got a Revolut sponsor. And yours was what? 21 pounds. His was 20 pounds. Mine was 21 pounds. Nice, nice. He's my link. Let's fucking go. It's like the most petty thing you can do. He spoke to you about it. Have you spoken to him? Well, I FaceTimed him at the end. Okay. And I go like, Chris, I've finally done your challenge of the Sidemen. And he's like, you haven't. I'm like, yeah, you know.

And he just goes, you are such a sad little man. You know what would be so funny, right? If you didn't answer. No, I texted him. I was like, give me a time, whenever you can do, and I'll make it work. Okay, okay. That's nice of him considering you wouldn't go along to his video at all. Well, it's nice of him to answer his phone for one minute rather than me going across the country to get to shoot at 7am. I don't reckon I would have given you the call. Now, me and Chris, we're still very good friends. What's he going to do video about?

Huh? When you said give me a time and I'll do it, you mean a new video? No, no, no. This. Or the call? No, I said, I said, I need you for one minute. Yeah. On FaceTime. Yeah. Just tell me when and I'll make it happen. Sure, sure, sure. As in like, you can't say no to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I want to, I want to do a Chris video. It's just, he does book them like far away at 7 a.m.

I really fucked my Chris and D debut. Put it in, Nick. Put it in the North East South. It was in the North East South video because he had no one else to get. Number one, I turn up. I was shocking at every fucking challenge. Then my mic broke, so I'm not even in the video. My mic doesn't work at all in this entire video.

And then I went to the hospital the next day because I thought I'd concussion from this video. I didn't. I just had exhaustion. This was back when I was living in Nottsdale. I drove and didn't sleep and drove and drove. And I was just, I threw it, I was thrown up on the way back. It was an awful one. And then the next video asked me for was like the other week. I can't remember if it's not out yet, but I said no to it. So I feel like Chris is just not. To be fair, you were sat next to a Stephen Tries drinking. Yeah. You were never going to get a word. Oh my God. Honestly, he was so quick and so funny. Yeah. I mean, the whole table was just laughing at him. But yeah, I mean, I was also massive there.

I remember the football in this video. It's a really funny video. The football is not. I... I started to film with you. Are you sure about to kick a ball properly? Yeah, I remember... Like, that took three seconds to reach the goal. Surrenders. That's quite a long time. I'm actually not as bad as you might think I am. Like... You said this, though, before the charity match, and then...

You physically can't kick a ball properly. I can't, but I've got good touch. And let's just film. I feel like I'm better than you might think I am. That's what I'm saying. You always say that. I know I say that. But then I've literally watched you play like three times. Randolph, I've never seen you play football or paid attention to it. But I think I might be better than you. Let's not do that. Let's not. Come on. Randolph's the liar here, not you. I am definitely lying, but I...

I'll just say it. Never mind. Never mind. Well, we still need to get you to be Deji. We need you to be Deji, yeah. But I also don't think I know how to kick a ball, but if you teach me how to, I will do it. Deji, they did a... So Chris MD did the Sidemen video. Yeah. A few days ago, he did the same video with Beta Squad. Beta Squad, yeah. And Deji's in it. Oh, nice. And it's just... The level of football in that... I watched the Sidemen one thinking...

This is bad football. Yeah. Toby. So spoiler. I mean, Chris is one of the sidemen came out ages ago. Yeah. Toby won with 19 goals out of 100. Mad. Beta squad. Can we, can you get the end? Go watch it as well before you see this. Of course. Of course. I don't know if he actually shows the final leaderboard. 13. 13. Then you got five. Yeah. Yeah. This just isn't 13 goals is kind of outrageous. Although. Oh no.

No goals from the edge of the box. Why is Shark not in this? He was injured. So, Deji is Sharky for it. Sure, sure. It's just, it's not, it's not pretty that. Yeah. It's really only five. You know, I always think there's more. It seems empty, doesn't it? Yeah. But it's like, when I'm with you boys, but when you see this. Yeah, sorry, yeah. When I'm with you all, I'm like, it seems like someone's always missing. Yeah. Well, that was all the

Big things I had for this week. I think today it's just nice to chat about inside and suck raids, the main thing. JJ might be on Britain's Got Talent as a judge. Yeah, who knows? Imagine that, imagine that. Tom Hiddleston just messaged me. Oh, what did he say? Did he say, you look cute, Loki? No, he said it was perfect, Gary, thank you. Oh, he didn't message you. Of course he didn't message me. He messaged in the group chat. I was like, hold on, not only...

What? I was like, your name's not Gary. Imagine if he did message me that. It was perfect, Gary. It would be really interesting. I'll be Gary forever now. There's Gary. He's in eighth grade and now doing sports cards. Look at this. You're a big sports card fan. Nice. You're a big sports card fan. Oh, yeah. I thought you said for every big sport. You're a big sports card fan. Nice. Yeah, Ronaldo. Ronaldo.

It's actually my card. Nice. Pack this. I've got a one-on-one salary over there as well. Nice. Yeah. Oh, on the... So, I spoke to Tom Grennan, right? Yeah. Every day, I've gotten really well with him. I've met him like four times before. Yeah. He's obviously done some with JJ. He performed at something Tali was at. I know him quite well at that point. Like, well enough to...

I'm sat on the bus with him, Stuart Broad. Legend, by the way. One of the other keepers that was there. Yeah. Didn't play. Yeah. Plays Watford though. Oh. And I'm sat there and I'm telling this story about Evra saying something. And for some reason, I point at Tom and go, yeah. And then he said like, yeah, you know all about that Jack, don't you? I just called him Jack for no reason. Oh no. And the whole table just went silent. And like, there was this awkward moment where everyone was gone.

He doesn't know who he is. Like Simon doesn't know who Tom is at all. And it kind of dies out. There's this awkward moment. And then I kind of like realized, why have I done that? I know his name's Tom. So a minute later I go like, oh, Tom, Tom, do you think I should ask him some shitty question? I feel like that was one of the most awkward moments of my life. And I thought, okay, they're all being nice. They're all just pretending they didn't hear it.

gets after the match and Tom Grennan comes over to me and he's got everyone sign his shirt as well and he's like yeah can you sign this yeah just sign it to Jack I was like I thought you didn't hear it I'm so sorry I don't know why I said it there was no Jack there no Jack no Jack Grennan yeah Jack Wilshere and that but they're not around us I just said it what blew my mind is that like Theo obviously Baker playing and Theo Walcott for some reason like in my head that's not the same name

They had the same name. Yeah? But I'm...

But Josh was like, oh, Theo to Theo. And I was like, what do you mean? Theo Walker. Theo Baker, obviously, Arsenal fan, loves Theo Walker so much because, like, you know when you're a kid, you kind of, if you have a similar name, he was an Arsenal fan while Theo Walker's at Arsenal. So he's like, you know, Theo to Theo. Wow, wow. So he was actually super gassed. I love Theo Walker. One of my favourite players. He's really nice as well. Yeah, rapid as well. Yeah, and he loves golf. Yeah, come play on the channel, man. You know what's really weird, right? How?

How fast is Walcott compared to Usain Bolt? Oh,

But weirdly Theo Walcott on the pitch looks faster though. I mean now he'd probably be teaching well. Oh yeah, yeah. But the thing is how mad it is that I swear Theo Walcott ran 100 metres in. It's something like 10 point something which is very, very good. It's very good but the final is always sub 10. Yeah. Nearly everyone, right? What's the world? 9.38? 5.8. My friend at school. But like how mad is that that let's say Theo Walcott does it in 10.6.

He's only a second slower than Usain Bolt, which I know is a long time in that. Yeah. That's crazy. And football, isn't it always interesting because there's so many footballers who are faster than you think because you've got dribbling versus just sprinting. Yeah. Who's that new Spurs player? Apparently he's the fastest player. Defender. Yeah. Van Van. Van de Van. What's his name? Van. Van. It is. Can you Google fast Spurs player Van? I've just sent it back. Yeah. I might have sent it back.

I know who you mean but oh Mickey van der Ven van der Ven oh I should almost get it right yeah van der Ven yeah he's really fast he was like fastest player of the season wasn't he yeah there's 7.38 kilometres an hour he ran and bolts top speed sorry did you say 7.3 kilometres

Yeah, an hour. 37. 37, okay. I didn't hear 30. I was like, seven kilometers an hour is not fast. That's really not fast. I think I can probably do that. I was slower than I was drunk. That's pretty much the average of Usain Bolt, bearing in mind that he's running from a starting position.

So his top speed was... 43.45. So he's six kilometres an hour quicker. His top speed was similar to Usain Bolt's average from a starting position. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. In year nine, ran 11.58. Theo? Yeah. Oh, okay. So he wasn't 10 something. That was when he was 14, 15. Okay. So yeah, still fast as hell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I think that's it for today. Obviously, sorry we only talked about two things. It's our podcast. Talk about what we want. You know when you flash it, it's very like... It's half the shot. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but we'll call it there. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for watching. Sorry, I was just looking at the... By the way, the sign's there now. Let's go. Yay. It looks nice on you. Yeah? On the angle, yeah. It kind of glows on you a little bit. What? I don't like the yellow. Yeah, I know what you mean.

I feel like it should be white. I feel like definitely can't change that. I know. If you get a new one, well, easily. Thanks for watching. Bye. Bye, guys. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Woo!