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What's up besties and welcome to this week's episode of pillows and beer. I'm at my house in Charleston, where I've kind of decided to switch up where I sit now it's kind of boring to sit at the desk. I like these chairs that I'm sitting in there these like little leather chairs I don't know if I'll show this. Craig is at his house in the Hallwine studio. Nick is in Virginia, and the boys are back together. What's going on guys.

Greg looks like he saw a mosquito. By the way, I'm rocking this cool body. Oh, so you went back and got it? Yeah. No, no, no, no. Oh, that was the hat. Did you get the hat? I did not get the hat. I left two hats in Nashville this week. Really? Yeah, I had a Beverly Hills Sushi Club. Yeah, Beverly Hills Sushi Club, which was a cool hat. It actually was a cool hat.

I was like driving away. Well, I mean, I know where it is, but I was driving away from Amanda's and I was like, fuck, I forgot my like sewn down South hat. And she's like, oh my God, don't leave it. Like, I want you to have it. And I was like, I have plenty. It's fine. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no. But like, don't, I was like, I own the company. It's okay. I'll find another one. Yeah. But then I got to the airport and immediately regretted not having a hat. Amanda Craig's business partner at sewing down South. Not. Yes. Not a tort affair. Yeah.

uh what a torrid affair is that what it's called what does that mean i don't know maybe i'm just maybe it's a craig word okay i i just quickly um you know craig craig might have something that he wants to get off his chest or talk about but i want to talk about can can we just talk about you know the final four real quick uh we can but i don't know anything other than i'm gonna bet on

UConn, because when we were driving back from Camden this weekend, Austin, what I got out of our conversation was that UConn is the best boys team.

the UConn men's basketball and women's basketball are in the final four. I wrote this down on my notes, which is why I want to talk about it and we can move on. I mean, Bama going to the final four. Awesome. Totally awesome. But the reason that I want to talk about the final four is because now that Bama has gone,

A lot of websites that I follow or, you know, Instagram accounts that I follow have been insufferable. And it makes me feel like, like, I'm like, no, no, no, don't do that. That's just going to make every other fan base hate us. And basically, you know, all of these sites that I follow, especially Instagram,

Barstool Bama, just like every Barstool account. It's like, we're the best. Fuck you. You can't even lick the dirt off our cleats, etc. It's making me like, maybe I'm just getting older. I certainly did that in my 20s. I was like, you want to be us? We're the best. Blah, blah, blah. Now I'm like, let's just take a step back and realize there are a whole bunch. Yeah, it's one thing for the football team to do that.

It's another for the basketball program to do it. Nick, Nick, hold the phone. I think the whole point of this thing would be that no one should do it. Yes. Yeah. And that's what I'm saying, right? Where I'm sitting here and I'm like, oh no, you know, these Bama sites, there are so many schools out there that have such, you know, accolades and all sorts of programs and like any one of them, you know, any one of let's say 10, 10 or 15, you know,

could be like well we're the best but we're the best and it's just making me cringe a bit i'm like no no i'm gonna ask you people hate us completely douchebag question okay i mean this pro this was going to upset you oh man but this is an honest question i want you to tell me what percentage of our listeners actually are interested in what you just said

Like how many of our listeners of pillow and B are like, you know what? I'm so glad that Austin brought up the final four. Why? And Alabama sometimes. I mean, I, I'm, I know it sounds awful, but I'm, it is, it does sound more than you Craig and Craig. Okay. That's why I'm asking. I let you finish. Okay. I'm not, I'm not going to get defensive.

I mean, if there was ever a time to get defensive. Although I am going to say there are all sorts of topics that you bring up that I just let you talk about. And I'm like, we've got to move on from this because nobody cares about Craig's political rant right now. I think it's funny sometimes to ask in a late, we had to break the ice somehow and like,

Yes, next time I'm talking about something like that, be like, Craig, pulse check or something. I'll be like, yeah, this one, 18%, but those people actually – or I'll be like, no, 80%. Well, it's the final four, and we have at least 550 besties that completed a bracket, and people will write in. No, we're not a sports podcast.

but Alabama went to the Final Four for the first time ever. So I can't not talk. I would say Austin's just talking about the wrong team because –

and the wrong gender yeah yeah okay okay maybe maybe you're right nick and maybe the real headline was the lsu and iowa game last night which was really awesome to watch and that was a true juggernaut slugfest rematch of the national championship so i can i can cop to that that the most interesting game in the past week has been

that game. Which was the girls. Correct. I'm having a really hard time. So when are the games? So, all right. So are the two games that are in the final? The women's are Friday and the men are on Saturday. And then it's a Sunday championship and a Monday night championship. Oh, I will be with, well, Austin and I will be in town on Saturday. So maybe I'll do basketball stuff with you. That would be unbelievable, Craig. That would make me happy.

Well, if Alabama's playing, I'll come root for you. I like rooting for Alabama. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure that people are like, no, Craig, don't do it. But you know what? Who are you playing? He goes with every – playing UConn. Oh, you are playing UConn. Oh, wow. It's crazy. It could be NC State versus UConn in both men and women in theory. That's why on the card ride back, I –

I was like, yeah, this is going to be a tough one. I don't anticipate us going through. But then again, I've said that the whole way. So if you made the final four or something like that, well, I know that the spread is minus 11 and a half for you. Pretty much everybody by what, 13 or something.

- Yeah, I don't know. - At the least. - Whatever, we made the final four. It's really awesome. I was so excited. - Yeah, but isn't that what March Madness is about? That there's upsets all the time? - You never know what's gonna happen in March. I mean, just look at NC State. They are absolutely-- - Okay, can I say they're not a true Cinderella story 'cause they're NC State? - Disagree, brother. Disagree. - I made a lot of money on NC State.

really good did you go yeah because gary yeah well no because i was in new york for easter yeah and paige's brother we were you know like when sports sports are on in like the holiday days all day and i'll just gamble with her brother and her cousin for fun and i was like oh duke's probably gonna win this game and her brother was like why already took nc state and i can't really get out of it so i was like all right it was plus 350.

I put $100 on it just for fun, and they won. They destroyed them. I was like, ooh, I like basketball. Nick, I – okay. And I want to tell Craig because maybe Craig is not privy to the NC State run that has happened. Oh, it's been an incredible run. I'll give it to him. I just don't think they're a true Cinderella.

Like a true Cinderella to me is like a mid-major, smaller school. Not someone that's a power five school like NC State. Yes, they're a little brother to UNC. Plus 525 is what you get Alabama for. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you can make some money there if Bama wins, but that's... I don't hate it. I feel like they have a chance.

Money line? You would take a money line? If I was going to do it, I would just do money line because I would just put $100 on it and see what happens. Because $100 to win $5. I put $250 on Dustin to win the Masters. And if he wins, I win $10,000. So you did a parlay? No, that's his odds right now. It's...

It was like plus 4, 4, 4,500. I guess golf's a little different. Usually I just bet on the top 10.

I just was like, I don't know. Yeah. We were just talking about it. And someone was like, I think Dustin's like looking good or something. I was like, yeah, he's got that swag or like swagger, swagger, swagger. Anyway, I was like, whatever, screw it. Like, I'm not going to like go to, I don't ever put more than like a hundred bucks on something. The only thing I did was like the Ravens and shit leading up to the Superbowl. Yeah. I was like, you know,

How fun would that be? How about this for being a shitty fan? I made a bunch of money on Bama against Grand Canyon. I understand what you're saying, Nick. What did you take? I took the first half bet spread, which was like minus three and a half hit. And then the full game spread, which was like six and a half.

And so I won like a thousand bucks. I was like, hell yeah. And then what did I do against UNC? I bet the entire thousand that I won. Oh my God. I put it on UNC. Oh my God, Austin.

How do you do that to your own school? I don't know, man. He was trying to hedge his sadness. Yes, yes. I was trying to hedge my sadness. All right, Pete Rose. If Bama wins, then I don't care about the $1,000 loss. And if Bama loses, then at least I won some money. Yeah, that's wild. Hedge my sadness. I mean, I get it, but it's still wild. Like, if you told our dad's generation that, they'd be like, you've got to be kidding me.

Yeah. Or maybe not. My dad actually says that to me a lot. He...

when Bama was down in 19-9 in the UNC game, I was like, it's over. We lost. And my dad is that person who's like, you are so negative when it comes to watching sports, Austin. And I'm like, I'm just being a realist. And he's like, stop it right now. So you're not. You're like, call me Craig Conover. I am a realist. I am a realist, dad. And you're just, your head is in the sand. And then Bama comes back and wins. And he's like.

See, why did you even watch the rest of the game? Like, you're right, you're right, you're right. All right, besties. And with that being said, we're going to take a quick commercial break to hear from our sponsors and we'll be right back. Everyone has a welcome to adulthood moment.

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People wake up and they have an accent. Like, like people will wake up and have like a hardcore, like Irish accent or like an Irish person will wake up and have a hardcore Australian accent. And I watch this. Yeah.

I don't know where I saw it. Like from like a coma? I've heard of that before. People wake up speaking different languages. Google it. And I was like, but how would their brains know how to do it? But like Google, it's called foreign accent syndrome. And this was not on April 1st. I had this written down like last month. Did anything get you yesterday? I hate April Fool's Day. I fall for every single one of them. Every single thing.

And I get pissed off, man. The worst one ever was I was sitting in college and I was in entrepreneurship class. I remember this. And we had a school newspaper, the George Street something. And I love this newspaper. And I was reading it in class because I wasn't paying attention. And I got to the last, like, I got to this fucking crazy, like, whole article on how there was bodies that had just been discovered under the cistern, which is our main, like,

campus where we graduated craig was probably like i i told everyone i fucking told everyone like graduation was canceled i was like are you fucking kidding me fuck these skeletons you're gonna cancel our graduation like it got all riled up and i was like but like also like where are these bodies from like how old are they i was so invested for like half hour maybe 20 minutes

and i got to the back of the paper like getting up to leave class and i was like don't forget like this is an april fool's issue and i was like i just read this entire newspaper this entire thing and believed every single thing in it and ever since then i hate i hate april fool's day yeah i've i've definitely gotten caught up in some april fool's things but i was well aware when i woke up that it was april fools so every kind of headline that i was reading or every

but so is i yesterday that i follow i was like yeah yeah yeah i mean i still i still i was well aware of it because it's our store anniversary happy anniversary sewing down south and we did it on april fool's day for that because so many people talk and thought it was a joke but i still fall like because i was flying on april 1st i had three flights that day and

On every single one of them, I fell for something. And then I was like, you're not this stupid, Craig. But apparently I am. And then it was really sad because there was some like kind of some sad things that happened to people. Like some people went missing and died. And I was like, people were asking me to share stuff. And I was like, is this like, am I going to share this and then look like an idiot? So the Nashville store opening is not an April Fool's joke.

No, it's not. And we're not doing something with Draper James, even though we love them. A lot of people just, I made that video next to Draper James, which is Reese Witherspoon's old company that she started. The National Store is not an April 1st joke, but our besties knew that, which is cool. I did see that. I did see a comment where someone was like, besties already knew this, you know? And I was like, oh yeah. We're on the other 20. Yeah.

yard line in football. So that's why like, I don't want to jinx it, but like commercial real estate's crazy. Like we ha like, it's almost done. Like the deal, like every, like, you know, we're, we're on the red zone. Yeah. Like we're, we've signed things and like, we're the only ones and like, it's supposed to be us. And like, we're letter of intent, all that stuff. But

We, you know, the day we have the keys, which is before May 1st, is when everyone on that first. Anyway, that was not. What's your go to like April Fool's Day thing? Do you fuck with anyone or? I mean, yesterday I Katie was like, should you do something like do you want to fuck fuck with someone and do something funny? I was like, yeah, yeah.

I was kind of just tired, you know, like a hangover from, you know, like a mental kind of like, you know, reset day, the day after Easter. So I didn't, I, no, Craig, I thought about it and then I decided, you know, not to. I was like, what? What do I do? And like something funny, you know, would have been to be like, I'm coming out with a, you know, like a, you know, ridiculous flavor. Oh, that's the one I fell for. Spritz.

announced that it was coming out with like a canned like vodka or like a stronger like shooter. And I was like, this is awesome to our partner, Ben. And Ben was like, isn't it? Ha ha. And then he was like, but if we get enough people that like,

like it or say like they want us to make it maybe we will or he was like wait it's april fool's joke craig and i was like oh no i wasn't saying haha like this is cool as a joke i was saying haha this is cool and he was like you would clearly know about it if we were making a new product and i was like well i didn't know how we like worked yet and so yes that was the one i fell for so so this is you saying that you are officially a partner in spritz

I am officially a partner in Spritz, yes. But we haven't announced it yet. But, I mean, our besties can know. Yeah, I mean, you kind of just did to the besties. Okay. Well, our besties are great. That's why I was going to say, and Jerry can't cut this, that other thing that me and Austin do, the reason he said he was at a mental hangover, is it actually drained you in a crazy way, that other job that we have. And we had a big week. Yeah, I was asleep.

when i when i went out to my parents house and we got back home like i went upstairs to bed at like nine or nine thirty i was like guys i'm out i got up katie was so excited by the way craig because she just finished reading the fourth harry potter book and so she was like we have to watch the fourth movie and i was like okay and halfway through it i was like katie i love you and i love seeing a facial reaction to how the movie is different from the book

And I was like, but I've seen this movie 1,000 times, and I'm exhausted. I got to go to bed. She's like, okay. I thought she was going to get me shit for it, but she didn't. I just watched the one that I've seen a million times with you, but it was still good to watch with the foundation. The third one. Yeah. That's great. That's neat that you guys share that together. It's been cool. It's been cool. We're going to take a quick break, guys, and I'm going to make these two watch Foreign Accent Syndrome.

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well hold on wait until we get back in welcome back to pillows and beer i hope it was a nice break for you guys as it was for us nick just asked me if i woke up with an accent which would i like it to be and i said british 100 i'd go australia um which i know is like yeah but they but it's i think it gets it could potentially get old

I've never gotten sick of a proper British accent. Yeah, but there's so many different dialects in Britain. Like, I was watching some gaming thing. You want proper British, Craig. You don't want, like, you know, ruddy English. Yeah, no, like proper...

It was like some real, it was like some dating thing over there. And it was like a guy from Manchester and a dude from London. And then there was a girl from Liverpool and they're like, do you hear how she's talking? It's like a total red flag. I was like, damn, that's so bizarre over there that I guess you can just tell immediately where someone's from. Like, I guess here we just have what Southern, I guess you got that here in New York. We had Midwest. I mean, when I hear a Midwest accent, I'm like, Oh, where, where from Minnesota are you from? Yeah. Yeah.

Pushing Canada, eh? Yeah, that's true. All right, Austin, did you watch it? I am watching this girl at a restaurant and she just ordered something. And I have to imagine that that's not her normal accent, right? So this is what you're telling me. She's like, I've never been to Australia in my entire life. And she speaks like an Australian now. It's so weird. I just can't believe I didn't know it was a thing.

Well, like I said, I've heard of it from like coma patients where they wake up speaking a different language, but for like a few weeks, I've never heard that though. Apparently anesthesiologists have some wild stories where people waking up and just, you know, wake up. No,

Sometimes, and I don't know if I'm not trying to be, I don't know if there's appropriate, but we can check, but I'm not trying to make a statement of it. Sometimes people change their voice or like disguise their voice or something when they're talking in everyday stuff. And then the real voice kind of comes out. So I've obviously never woken up and done this phenomenon that we're talking about, but I've certainly, when I'm like, when I was drunk or something in college, I remember this one time that me and my buddy,

used an accent all night to hit on these two girls. And the accent was so ridiculous. Like we, we were doing kind of the like, you know, ruddy, you know, ruddy English accent. I don't know why we thought that that was going to work. And I think that the girls were like,

Are you guys being serious right now? We were like, yeah, of course, love. Oh, no. It sounds real, isn't it? And we, I mean, we did it for like 45 minutes. And this girl's probably like, these guys are total jackasses, but they didn't leave. So I don't know.

But no, I've never woken up with... You should have just claimed foreign accent syndrome. You're going to be like, oh my God. I know. I don't know what's happening, but FAS. Would you say that's the dumbest thing you've done? Like to pick up a girl? I convinced a girl or two that my dad owned Boeing or Delta. Okay. I was with Corey and we were at Johnson's Pub in Charleston, South Carolina. And I walked up to Corey...

And I was like, oh, no, I convinced them that Corey's dad owned it. And I was like, Corey, I don't care that your dad owns the fucking plane company, but they're going to fucking leave us like we need to go now. He's like, dude, fuck that. They'll wait. And I was like, dude, your dad's already texting me. He's fucking pissed. Like, it doesn't matter how many fucking planes you build a year. We have to go. And I like didn't acknowledge the girls at all.

And then he's like, dude, we'll just go tomorrow. And I was like, I don't think we can go tomorrow. And he's like, just text my dad and ask. And the girls were like, yeah, just go tomorrow. And then I walked away. But I helped Corey out. And then Corey did his thing. I okay. All right. And here's one that's just like that. So my one of my best friends and roommates in college, his last name was Saban.

but it was S-A-B-I-I-N, not S-A-B-A-N. And so I used to call him Saban or like, you know, drop his name often when I knew that girls were like, you know, within, you know, earshot. And I'd be like, Saban, why are you being like that? And they're like, Saban? And they were like, yeah, yeah. You know, he's like his nephew. And they're like, oh. So I definitely use that card.

I can't remember if it ever worked, you know, if like the deal was sealed with that ever. - I feel like at Bama, that's gotta be pretty good though. - I mean, yeah. And Saban had just gotten hired. - Wouldn't they know?

Saban got hired like my sophomore year. And so we, well, that's even better because then most people wouldn't know if it's true or not. Right, right, right, right. Exactly. Exactly. And that's why it did work. Right. Because you know, a decade later, it's like, no, no, no. We know that Saban only has one, like one daughter. This is not his son or, you know, nephew or anything like that. Um, so yeah, I used to, I used to pull that card a lot, get some free shots, talk to ladies.

Do you guys know that powdered sugar is flammable?

Yeah. Well, it's like flour. Any of those? No. Well, Austin just said lighting something on fire or a plant on fire. It was in the like outline. And I just saw a video of a grandma. I'd put powdered sugar on like the birthday cake to finish it. And the guy blew out his candles and went like in his face. And everyone was like, Holy shit. And I was like, this is your reminder. And like that powder sugar is very flammable. And I was like, how,

I've lit a lot of things on fire in my life. How did I not know that powdered sugar was flammable? What did I say that I could light on fire? Wait a second. Let's go back to that. I love it. Craig is just scouring this. Oh, yeah.

Well, Craig, let's take a little break here. Let's end this episode at the moment. And we'll see everyone in a couple days.

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