Episode 20: Gemini in Retrograde with Sara Gretzky
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Hey everybody, what's going on? Welcome to episode 20 of Pillows and Beer. I'm very, very excited about tonight. I can't really tell you why, but it just seems like a great night. And I'm here, as always, with my boy Craig Conover. Say what's up, Craig. I'm excited. I mean...

both of us were a little sluggish after this weekend, our friend K cab was visiting and, um, we cannot drink. Yeah. We not drink like we used to, but we're, we're across. We're at my store right now. We were just across the street at beer works with our great friend, Dave sightsee. Um, uh,

Shout out to Sightsee. Yeah, shout out to Beer Works and Sightsee. It's a great place to drink Austin's beer. $5 all day, every day. We went over there. We had a shot of Jaeger. We had some pints of beer to loosen up. Austin's been working hard at fixing our audio issues with our producer, Nick. Hopefully, they are better this week for you guys. I truly, truly hope so because I know...

You know, we all know. We all know, right? Last week, our audio issues were there. Well, and yeah, that's definitely on us. We didn't have Nick. Well, I think it's Jerry's fault, but Nick wasn't on the podcast with us. Jerry was in like Pennsylvania or something doing some shit, and Austin and I were left alone, and that's what happened. Well, what happened was is that if we do it live with somebody, then we can't all have headphones. No.

Normally it's just me.

With headphones on, Craig gets distracted by it. I don't know. But we all – we had a microphone in the middle of the table, and I don't know. We thought it was good enough. That's fine. No, it's the same reason that I can't wear noise-canceling AirPods or headphones. I find them disorienting, and I don't like having the headphones on. So we are at the store. I just went and ordered an antipasto cheese and meat board from our not-so-secret –

Don't say it. Don't say it. Shh. Shh.

you gotta give mario a shot no no no no and uh so we're gonna go pick that up we have a great friend joining us later it's called luigi's and we love it yeah there's a one of our great friends is gonna join us later in the podcast uh her name's sarah gretzky um and i think it's gonna be really fun to talk all things reality tv with her and movies and who knows where the combo is gonna go okay um i also want to go back just to uh

nick is doing weird things licking his fingers right now stop tell me weird what are you doing and now he's drinking red wine and it got on the bottle so i got it off with my thumb from stemware stemware not not i'm a big non-stem i'm a big stemless wine glass guy when i'm home but i tend to drink it too fast when it's in a when it doesn't have a stem

I just broke my last stemless wine glass today. I moved, and I'm putting it all in my dishwasher, and I just hear a glass break, which I'm glad I just said that because I didn't pick out the glass. But I like stemware.

Which is another term for ladies, right? We need to make some glassware. Hold on. I do really want to go back, Craig. We can't recover. Oh, yeah. I'm glad you called that. No, we can definitely... We can drink...

Just as good as, just as well as we ever have. That's the problem. I'm a tank. Yeah. Until the next day. My delivery orders over the past two days have just been all over the place. I did get Outback delivered by Uber Eats last night though. I opened some wine. I couldn't drink it. Ate some Delta 8 from our good friends here on King Street, CBD Social. And yeah, anyway, now I just popped this fucking Italian thing

I don't know what kind of wine this is. Hey, wait for your employees. Oh, hey, guys. That's... We're in St. Madison. We're in St. Madison. Hey, guys. Oh, that's great. And... What's Craig doing in Austin? I think it's funny because Craig told me today he was, you know, just randomly, he was like, I ate Outback last night. And I was like, that's something...

Outback is a special place in both of our hearts these days because we had so much fun there and we always do. It's really funny to me, Craig. Tell me

This is not even in our outline or anything, but I just want to know why. Do you want me to read my order? Well, yeah. I want to know why Craig got there and why you decided to have Outback last night. I don't know. What constitutes just a hand cream for Outback? Because a lot of my favorite restaurants, you can't. I mean, Charleston's very behind the tide on delivery. We don't even have Postmates. So we really can't get too much stuff. Behind the tide. Time, tide, times.

I don't know, but it's not like New York city or LA or any big city where you can just have anything you want delivered. So basil is my usual go-to comfort restaurant. And tell us what soup you get from there. I get Tom Kugai Thai hot, and then I get wonton soup with no spice. And then I get the new Anam talk, which is these cabbage wraps. So good. And anyway, we've never talked about that on here, but that's my like happy place, but they don't deliver.

So here's my order from Outback. And then, Remy, your morning after our Sunday fun day with Kristen, what you ordered. Okay. Mine is Bloomin' Onion Chocolate Fondue Flight Baked Potato Fully Loaded Grilled Shrimp on the Barbecue Triple Layer Carrot Cake Outback Center Cut Sirloin Medium

Add four Gold Coast coconut shrimp. Add two Wamba toppings. I didn't know what that was. Add roasted garlic butter. Didn't use that. Fresh steamed seasonal veggies. Ended up just being broccoli, French onion soup. Then I got a Diet Coke and a Dr. Pepper. My jaw is dropped. And earlier in the day. Were you with six friends? I always love how many like utensil packets they put in my orders. And I'm like, how many people do they think I'm ordering for right now?

um so that was my craig craig just paid rent for uh the outback steakhouse in mount pleasant thank you craig for uh supporting local business i don't know what is a local business what was your hangover meal after sunday oh my gosh uh monday monday i um i ordered chick-fil-a do they deliver yeah of course they deliver um

I got a number one meal and I got chicken strips and a 12 pack of nuggets. See, I'm not a chicken sandwich guy and I think they're weird. Oh man. I don't know why. I just, I mean, I love now. See, if I'm going to fast food, I'm going to get a burger. Like Sonic cheeseburger is my favorite. What about Taco Bell? Then Wendy's. It's just not what I'm going to create. Like if I'm going to be like, screw it, I'm going to eat fast food today. I'm going to get a burger. Okay. From where?

Sonic first, then Wendy's and then McDonald's. That's psychotic. Sonic first? Sonic cheeseburger first. I'll go sit at the Sonic near my house for like an hour by myself and just watch the cars go by and eat. I'll get jalapeno poppers.

and a cheeseburger and like maybe a fun drink let me just say that that's the first time i've ever heard craig said he goes to sonic by himself and eats a lot of weird shit that no one knows about and i used to listen you know what ruined it one the sonic moved so that kind of ruined it too i used to listen to barstool and they're not on xm radio anymore and so i've got nothing to listen to do you like the guys that do the sonic commercials the guys are funny as hell in my opinion

I don't have an opinion, which says a lot. Because usually, there's definitely people in commercials that I absolutely hate. Okay. Do you hate Flo? I used to. I don't anymore because I'm just like, whatever. Have you been doing it this long? What about the big-breasted girl from AT&T? No, I don't mind them. It just came out that something happened, and she's very buttoned up in the commercials. Right. But then she posted something, and people were like, holy moly, the AT&T girl is busted. Who do I hate?

But the Sonic guys are mad funny. The cash now is my least... I mean, I usually throw something at the TV when that comes on. 877 cash now? Yeah. Like, if I can't get to my TV in time to change it, like, I'll hear it start to come on and I'll freak out. JG Wentworth? Yes. Wow. But, hey, look, it works because if I needed cash now...

You would call JG Elmworth. Engraved in my fucking head. Definitely. I would call JG too because it seems legit. I would just be so angry at myself. I wouldn't buy insurance from the general. How about the ostrich? I just wouldn't.

What? I like how they're like, I love how their commercials now are like, yeah. So remember we thought this was a cut rate insurance company because who the, the general, like they're making fun of themselves now because they're like, Oh yeah, just cause we have these cheap commercials doesn't mean. Yeah. And not cheap. It's not cheap because they're,

paying how much money i mean shack is like not doing it for like you know 50k six mil yeah i mean i don't know what he's doing it for but it's shack for god's sakes ostrich makes me laugh but then i'm like i'm annoyed at myself i don't even know what that is it's an emu emu that's it it's the emu oh the emu yeah the emu and doug yeah no and emu and doug i can't even say emu

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let's rewind unless you really want to talk about the emu. No, no, no. Okay. So let's go back to why we had these epic orders on Monday morning or Monday afternoon or whenever the hell because...

I don't know about y'all, but sometimes when I am hung over as hell, like sometimes I'm like, I need food, you know, suck up the alcohol. And sometimes I'm like the last thing that I want is food. So I don't eat until like three o'clock. I just can't decide on what I want. So I click on a whole bunch of shit and then I usually eat the smallest thing in the order. And I'm just like, what is wrong with you, Craig? Except a lot of stuff. Okay. You consider five guys fast food.

In my head, I do. I used to love Five Guys growing up, but I'm not a huge Five Guys guy anymore. Why did you just say Five Guys? I would eat a double dirty burger with mushrooms on top. Yeah, the mushrooms are so good. Soggy bun. A1. Crushing it. Wow. That's tough. No, we had a heck of a time. Our friend Kristen was visiting.

You guys know her obviously from our podcast. I mean, she's done other stuff too, but she was on our podcast. That's probably how you know. Okay. Yeah. Is from. Yeah.

That's the only way that you would know her. Oh, they have my shirt on. Craig and I made Kristen famous. People in the store have my shirt on or outside of the store. I know. Anyway, Kristen was here with her friends. And sorry, I don't know. Go for it. I was just going to say, and she came in on Saturday, left on Monday. And when she came, she's like, she was texting us and being like, I want to go at it on Sunday.

So Sunday was like her Sunday fun day. She was like, I want to have a Sunday fun day. And we did. Charleston's a great place for that. So that was fun. And now Austin and I are here because he's about to leave for a golf tournament with Shep that I wasn't invited to. Not true. And definitely not bitter about. Well, it is true that I am leaving for a golf tournament. I got Shep to admit that he didn't invite me, though. When I was at home team, I was like, he's like, you were invited. And I was like, you never invited me to play this because I wanted to play in it for like three years. He's like, whatever. Like, all right, cool.

So hopefully you do well. Do you know who you're paired with? Yeah, I do. It's a couple guys from the Korn Ferry Tour. Just names that I don't know. I wonder if our buddy's from Bermuda. I just hope they're fun. No, because our buddies from Bermuda are on the actual PGA Tour. And that sounds mean and rude. No, the Korn Ferry Tour is like...

you know, what do you call it? Like the minor leagues to the PGA. So, you know, these guys are all trying to, and as Shep said, it's a lot of fun and I'm, I'm, I'm excited. It's a three day tournament. So we, we play two days, just like a normal tournament. Right. And if you make the cut in a normal term. Oh yeah. If you make the cut, then you play on Saturday, Sunday.

I wrote down some things. Let's just like, you know, do some filler, you know, funny things. Okay. Craig has, has a fan ever reached out to you and told you that they have named their kid after you?

I've had two now. Not a kid. They will... I have a goldfish. I have a buddy named Shep who named their dog after me. Obviously, little Craig. There's a goldfish, a donkey, and a miniature horse. The miniature horses live in Charleston. They're named Shep, Craig, and Austin. Really? Yeah. And Chelsea named her chickens after you. That's true. One of her chickens after you. Yeah, but she doesn't know which one, so she just calls them all Craig. Really? I think so. Because she's like, I don't know which chicken I named it for you. That's...

Chelsea was here. She'd be like, no, I don't call them all Craig. But Craig just says, yeah, I'm pretty sure she calls them all Craig. Cam, a few people have come in saying –

that they've named their kids after cam or that they didn't but i'm like do you spell with an a and if they say yes then i'm like oh you named it after our camp yeah so so uh you know look i'm not trying to toot my own horn but the second person has now reached out and she said austin just want you to know that i i named my child after you and um and so i just reached out to her and i said something along the lines of because the other one that in the trial left me

has sent me pictures, you know, throughout the... You should send him a onesie. Wait. Throughout the last, like, year or two. Did they spell it with an E? Yes, that's the point, Craig. I don't think anyone's name is actually Craig these days. That's the whole point. I named my kid after you. No, Craig, this fellow with an I. Of course it's spelled with an E. And so a woman said, I named my son after you. No joke. That was on May 14th. So today I reached out to her and I said, is this for real? I said, another woman did as well and she sends me pictures. She said, I'm dead serious. I was pregnant when I found

southern charm and fell in love with your name haha he's 18 months now and it suits him i'm sure to crack a picture okay yeah okay he he's like a toe head he's wearing a shirt with a sloth and i said amazing she said we live in oklahoma so i'm hoping he grows up to be a southern gentleman like yourself i said he'll be far more than myself just keep him off reality tv

Again, guys, sorry for the audio issues last week. If you haven't listened, the episode with Cam is pretty awesome. Spencer and Heidi jump in on the end of the episode. So don't be scared to listen to that after you listen to this episode. I thought it was great. Cam's awesome. And the fact that Spencer returned is pretty great. So coming up next after this break is our great friend, Sarah Gretzky from the net chicks podcast. And we'll be right back.

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And he told me about this and I was like, hey, I don't like truffles. Well, I didn't like fake truffles because I love truff hot sauce.

Right. Craig, you could not be more right. Love, love, love truffle oil. And I love hot sauce at my house. I have a whole collection of hot sauces. And now the fact that I've added these three hot sauces, it's the only one that I use at the moment. It's like almost gluttonous, right? So basically think of like a luxury brand hot sauce meets like, like an Instagram, you know, model. That's basically what they've done. They made this beautiful bottle. It's sleek and

and sexy looking. And then, you know, you open up the top, Craig, and just immediately that truffle oil just hits your nose. Walk into Austin's house and he's got these badass looking bottles on his stove. It basically looked like the coolest, newest, most decorative item to have in your house, except there are actual hot sauces. And then the sauce tasted even better than the bottle looks. So Austin somehow has a kitchen that looks cooler than mine at the moment. Well, mine's not finished, but the hot sauce really adds something.

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But the white truffle hot sauce is infused with the rare and decadent white truffle, as you can imagine. And that is just...

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Taking two soft gels a day for two months and you could see significant improvements in your cellular energy, muscle strength, and endurance. After four months of taking Mito Pure, you might feel yourself getting stronger, recovering faster after a workout, and experiencing less inflammation, all part of your healthier aging routine, which is honestly amazing.

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You look like fun fucking robe, babe. Why do you text us shots when you... What are you doing shots of? No, because imagine it would be more fun if I could. It's okay. We're drinking for you. I have a kegerator in the store and we've got some red wine. Well, this is water. But in classic form, it sounds like a beer. I mean, I think it's perfect since Ty was going to dinner and now... Did you just put honey everywhere? Do you know how sticky honey is?

I just took the top off. I know. I just, whatever. We have a cheese and charcuterie plate and a pizza. I got a pizza from Mario's next door. I don't know what Mario's is. It's just, stop saying Mario's. Bowser's. No, because we gave away one of our spots. It's next to the store so we can go in the back of their kitchen. Nick, cut this all out.

Um, yeah. So now you can like hang out with us while Ty's out at dinner. I know he's so jealous. He's like, wait, he had like a business dinner and I was like, well, when are you going to be done? I'm coming back. I'm like, no, no, take your time. Get the fuck out. Like we're going to quiz each other on reality TV, whatever we're recording. Let's just go into it because we've already kind of intro'd you before you came on, but Oh God. Now we're both eating. All right.

No, I want you to intro yourself. Okay. The net chicks. One half of the net chicks. One half. So I would say that I am a stunning, just like all-around average American girl, wife, soon-to-be mom, podcaster, if you will. Yeah.

Just like an average bitch, to be honest. I love it. I love it. Yeah, we said we told everyone that came good friends through our mutual friends, Paulina and Dustin. You know what? You know what? You took the words out of our mouth. Yeah. I mean, that's basically what I said to Sarah is our average, average bitch. Yeah. Yeah.

like she has a golden retriever and she's married to ty gretzky and um you know they gallivant around and talk about reality tv and she's yeah um well congratulations on your pregnancy that's exciting thank you i guess austin beat me to that text

Did he? Or did I? I can't remember. I probably still have them. They came so close together and I talked about this on my podcast. Because I reached out to Craig and I said, Craig, you make sure to reach out to Sarah. And then he was like, oh yeah. So nice because I literally said this on my podcast. I was talking about you, Craig, with Best of Bravo, my girl. And I was like,

people don't maybe they do know but i'm like austin and craig are like the nicest like honest to god nicest most genuine guys and i was telling her i'm like they both sent me the kindest text when i like announced i was pregnant like i literally almost started crying and she was like you're kidding i'm like no i'll read them on air like you guys were so it was really really nice thank you for doing well we were happy for you i think we've all bonded so much and

Everyone's energy just meshes so well. We had Paulina here. Oh, I listened. Oh, you did? Of course. Well, we feel bad because we love DJ just as much, but we don't get to see him because he's golfing. And Paulina was having so much fun with us that we kind of felt like we stole her away from the week. And we were like, oh, God. Yeah.

She had the best week. I was literally having so much FOMO. I'm like watching her like all over. I was dying, but no, that episode was very good. That's good. That's good. We got wasted.

I say that shocker. Yeah. I mean, I literally, if I were not with child, like all I would be doing right now is having like a nice Rose, maybe a fireball. Like I'm so jealous. I'm not turning up on this. Yeah. I turned to Austin and I was like, you know, Sarah's pump right now. She just got a bottle of white wine. And then I was like, Oh no, she's pregnant. No, she's drinking water and milk. That's fine. How much time do you have left?

Um, like for four months over the hump though. Oh, we're over halfway. She is ready to go. I think so. All right, Sarah, you know, you're, you're preggers AF. What do you, what do you, other than reality TV, are you done eating? Yeah.

Just get it all down before you stop. I did. You just had that piece of pizza. I'm salivating. Yeah. Hold on. Okay. Sorry. It's ASMR shit. No. No one likes that except you. That's not true. A lot of people like it. Half people, half don't. Sarah? Yes. Other than reality TV, what are you watching right now? I just finished Mayor of Easttown, HBO.

I heard that was good. Of course I did. What does that mean? You're too scared to watch? I don't like scary stuff. And apparently it's scary. I never liked scary stuff. I got conned into watching it.

But I thoroughly enjoyed it. Paige told me to watch it, actually. She was like, watch this show. Who's the actress? And I was like, no. Kate Winslet, Titanic, hello, icon. Oh, sorry. I've heard of her. Austin, tell Sarah what you just told me at Beer Works Across the Street before coming in here and see if she can guess the show. Because by the time he was halfway through what he was telling me, I was like, yes. I just, okay. Okay.

So Craig and I are recovering from our weekend with Kristen. And I was like, Craig, you know, what'd you watch? Or I told him what I watched. And before I even got through the intro, he was like, yeah, yeah. I just watched season. Yeah. Tell her what the description you gave me was. Can you finish eating too? You can't tell that I'm eating. Cause I don't want you to give away the show. Okay. Okay. All right. So it's on Netflix. It's a new podcast.

and it literally is the dumbest show I've ever seen that I've been binging. It infuriates me. It infuriates me because it really is a stupid show. They're like, okay. Hold on. Do you know what we're talking about? As soon as I said... No, I don't. Austin was basically like, I've been watching this stupid show, but I can't seem to stop, but I don't think it's that good a show. And I was like, yeah, I just watched it in one day. Yeah, Craig has just finished the whole thing. What was it? It's called Sweet Tooth.

I've literally never heard of it. Yeah, it's about hybrid babies that are like half animal, half human. And it's like, it's fucking trash. No, Jerry decided to join us again, our manager of the podcast. Good. I have no desire to watch anything that has to do with like not perfectly angelic, healthy children.

Yeah. In this moment. That would make a lot of sense because that's essentially what the show is about is that all of a sudden people started to have half animal children and the world burns down. What is happening? No, no, no. Can you be honest?

Basically, not a good show to watch, I guess, if you're pregnant. Basically, they decided to do it because it's like the strain of COVID gets released and all of a sudden the world just burns down. I'm sweating. Like, no. Like, no. No. Sarah's just got a very comfortable looking bathrobe on right now. Wait. Shirt underneath, but just that looks very plush. Do people not wear clothes under their robe? I do. No, I do not. Okay. I wear shorts sometimes.

Maybe it's a control thing. Yes. So you wear clothes under your robe. Well, Austin also wraps himself in a blanket. He's cold-blooded, I guess. Oh, you are? I'm very hot these days. You know I'm not cold-blooded. It's just like a weighted blanket almost, but I put it around my neck and it helps me sleep. For your anxiety, which I imagine. You have my anxiety. Thank you. Yeah. Are you going for another piece? Yeah, I'm eating pizza. This is helping me make you happy. Sarah, you caught up on 90 Day, right?

So fun fact, and this is a big topic. I don't, I don't,

I don't have time for any reality TV that is not Bravo. It's like, oh, you like Housewives. I'm like, no, no, no. I like Bravo. Like people think Bravo is just Housewives. Like there's just a lot to unpack when I opened my Bravo app and I just really don't have time for anything else. Like we've got Shaw's currently. There's maybe a little below deck med. Like there's just a lot happening and I know I need to get involved in 90 Day, but I don't. Who's your favorite on Shaw's? Because Craig and I are buddies with Reza.

So Reza is what I would call, I mean, he is reality TV gold, like in more ways than one. Yeah. Yeah. I, I love him. Like he's the one I would want to like go on a trip with since now I'm going on a trip with Bravo Leberties. Like I would choose him. Wait, over us? No, I mean out of the cast. Who are you going on trips with Bravo Leberties with?

You two. My co-host does not watch Bravo. She literally can't tell you one show. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, so it's a nice... For people who like Bravo, I come in, but if you don't watch Bravo, we're recapping Mayor of Easttown next week and keeping up with the Kardashian finale. Can't. One of the original MomTag girls. No, definitely. Every time I fucking hear it now, I just think about Sarah and Paulina, which makes me...

like in this moment of like, which I might cringe or get mad at the person saying it makes me happy because then I just picture them as you or Paulina and I'm like, okay, I'm okay. Yeah. Yeah. I don't hate it. I just think like, if you're not like,

Like you two. Yeah. If you're not, you don't say you're dead. No, but if it's not you too, I don't want to hear it, but like you two can say it around me, but I know. And we say it a lot and it's all horrible thing to say. No, no, no. You too. Exhausted. No, you exhausted. You actually started saying it more. I'm dead.

literally you saying that to me right now thank you I'm dead thank you Austin does say it but I'm deceased put me in the coffin no it's just it's just so silly it's I know I'm dead

Well, no, you know what you have to start doing and it makes it a lot easier is if you use it in text, you just send the coffin emoji like 10 times. So you don't even say it. Or the skull. God. Yeah, but like. This combo is probably so silly. It's like. Yeah, it is. It's all dead. Skull and crossbones. Do you guys use them? Like do men like emoji, like trying to get Ty to send me like a heart emoji is like, he sends me the same two emojis every time. I'm like. Which are? What? Yeah.

Which one? He sends me the red heart next to the heart eyes. I love the heart eyes. Yeah. I'm going to look at mine. Actually, actually, I love the drool emoji. Same. Okay. Love the drool. Wait, the what? Drool. The drooling one? You send that? Often. Okay. I'm not judging. I'm just, I'm going to tell you what I send often. And then I also send. But that's not even in my top 30. And then I also. I'm looking at.

Okay, this is great. Okay. Truly, that's funny. I'm not like, I think punctuation's for losers in texting. What? I send exclamation points. Yes, so that's... Game-wise, bad game, in my opinion, to use punctuation. Oh, like... Like flirting. Oh, flirting.

Austin has just announced that his game is better than mine, so I'll let him pronounce that because people with good game don't tell people they have good game. You just said that you send emojis and punctuation marks. Hold on, hold on. What's your top one, Craig?

Well, obviously the thumbs up because that's mine. Send Jerry when I don't want to talk to Jerry because he texts me when I'm hung over and it's like, you have these things to record. And I just send the thumbs up. I hate the thumbs up. Mine is. Yes. No, thumbs up.

It's zero imagination. Mine's the upside down smiley face. I love that one. If I'm in a fight with a girl or I did something stupid, I'll just send the upside down smiley face and it breaks them every time. Do you want to know why that one is fantastic? Why? It's because if you type in hee hee, then it's the upside down smiley face. That is like Greg in a nutshell. No.

I hate hee hee. Well, you can only do it. Craig is hee hee. Yeah, literally. You can only do it if you're being like really naughty or did something like funny. Not like not too bad, but like if you did something bad and like you can you could throw it's like a certain level of flirting if you get to the level. Wow. Craig uses hee hee, but also sometimes I throw up this emoji now. They're like, yeah, well, OK. One is shrug.

And, and that's when I was shrugging. And a two is shrug for Craig. Three for me is a he, he, and number one for Craig is a little duck before the little chick. Oh, I use the chick a lot. This is like a random thing to put, um, used to do bear waves a lot years ago. What's a bear wave? Like, remember the bear that sits on the side of the road and just waves at people. So I'll put like the bear face and then the wave emoji. Like, uh, I do wave.

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What's top five, Sarah? It's definitely not the top because I've never used the popcorn and I've never used the karate. They're both up there. So it's top to bottom. Craig go first and then Sarah will go second. Are we actually going to say this? Yeah, go. Yes. What are they about to expose? All right. Mine goes, hey, this is why, whatever, we're going to be transparent on this podcast. Do it, do it. It goes thumbs up, red heart, shrug, yellow heart, and then the three water drops.

You are sexy. He's the water drops. Yes, he does. Not like the single one. That signifies coming. Yes, Craig, we understand. Then I go palm to the face, rosy cheeks because I use that with my mom. My rosy cheek smile. If she's like, I sent you a package, Craig. I'll send you a package. Then the hundred and upside down. It sounds like you're fighting with a girl right now via your emojis.

With yellow heart, red heart, and coming? That's Craig's game, though. He likes to fight with them, and then he hits him with the water droplet. And then he hits the water droplet.

Okay, Austin, what are yours? No, I'm not fighting with anyone. Can I ask a question first? What's the difference between a yellow heart and a red heart? Before you say yours, Austin, come back. There's a lot difference between a yellow heart and a red heart. We are talking over each other a lot right now, by the way. We want you all to know that. We already did. Can I guess yours before you do them? Sure. I haven't seen them. Jerry is guessing mine. Talk into the mic, Jerry.

Can you hear me? Can you hear me? I'm going to say heartbroken, heartbroken, and another heartbroken one with a bunch of crying somewhere down there, a little emo kid. Dude, Craig's an emo guy. Okay, interesting choice. Wrong, wrong, wrong, and Jerry is on my shit list. Jerry, you're dead to me. Yeah, Jerry was just unloading some stuff on you. Okay, mine, shrug.

Okay. Obviously with blonde hair. He's adorable. And then there's the hmm, you know, like the HMM and then it turns into hmm. Yeah, yeah. You're like, okay, interesting take. And then there's the hee-hee. His third. Fourth is just a nice, you know, wave. Like, hi. Hi.

And my personal favorite, which I can't believe that it's not higher up. I haven't given you a personal favorite yet. Is the Wave. This is my DM. The Wave. No, no, no. Not...

Not the wave, but the hand up blonde hair emoji. Sounds like how World War II was started. The blonde hair with his arm up in the air. Okay, Austin. So Austin's doing a lot of personal... He's liking the...

blonde hair guy emoji type. You're liking to personalize your emojis. And then six is the devil smiling face and seven is the peach, which means you have butts. So you're both sexting. Definitely. I'm single. Sexting is the best thing ever. Actually, like in a relationship, it's a big part of my relationships. Yeah. But I think it's a great way to explore your sexuality and really learn each other. But I'm not saying that's what I'm currently doing.

But I will say to follow up on my emojis, the cute one, apparently that it's him praying, but it looks like he's innocent where he has his hands. Like I use that a lot too with being like, what are you doing, Craig? And I'm like, I'm being good. I promise. Did you guys, I don't know if you did the update. I'm going to show you and then we're going to try and figure out how to explain this new emoji, but it's, or I'll text it to you guys. It's a new heart. What?

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Can you just mention the Kardashians on our podcast? Please. I like Machine Gun Kelly's music. That's not anything to do with the Kardashians. Megan. Oh, I don't know. I get them all confused. Travis Barker. I like his music too. Anyways.

I'm into that. The fire is weird. I also think, look, and if they happen to hear this, people will be like, there's no way they will. But if they happen, like, I don't want to talk shit. Like, I like talking shit about shit. But, like, I don't like talking shit about people I've never met. But sometimes it looks like a little...

They really make it seem like they're trying to rub it in someone's face. And I'm just like, we get it. I'm happy for you. You have a very sexual relationship now. But do you or are you just putting it on Instagram that you do? I've never gotten to talk to anyone. I don't know. Which one? Who's with Kourtney Kardashian? Travis Barker. I don't want to catch...

Yeah. Just sometimes that goes through my head where I'm like, these guys are really going for it on Instagram. And I was like, I don't hate it, but I don't know. What's your take? What's your professional opinion? I mean, is she not in love with Scott anymore? Did that end a long time ago? They've had a very, as you all know, I would not know, but being in a relationship on camera seems very difficult. It seems a little unnatural. Yeah. It's impossible. Um,

It seems impossible. So I think that she took a long time off. Courtney was very single for very long. She's also always been my favorite. So I will say that. And I love Travis Parker. Like I love both of them. I just, sometimes I'm like, no, you're not wrong. Do it for yourself. It is a lot, lot, lot, lot, but you know, whatever. Good for them. Yeah.

I think it's funny. I've always had a big crush on Megan Fox too. So I'm a machine gun. Kelly's music's great. But yes, Megan Fox and transformers obviously is amazing. I've always been, Courtney is the one I'm most attracted to. Yeah. Originals or like of all. Yeah, no, I like, well, Kendall is probably the prettiest to me. Yeah.

Austin's like great Craig so you started a conversation about the Kardashians it's okay back to you Austin yeah I'm gonna be honest if I could date one of them Scott Disick and I would party together he's the funniest guy and you know what like I'm already in like a bromance like an active bromance you know with Craig but like Scott Disick could enter this group chat big time yeah yeah yeah

Yeah. Only because of his quotes. Like I showed Austin some quotes. You just got floored and you got speechless. I know, but I'm going to explain it to him. The only reason Austin, he can tell me if I'm wrong, is I showed him on Instagram some of his best moments on the show. And I was like, this guy is fucking hilarious. True story. That's where it came from. That is a true story. And that is true. I'm just imagining the three of you like out in Aspen or like in Bahamas. And that gives me like literal like.

the sweats i'd go out with spencer over hold on hold on the sweats explain boys with a 19 year old well and he's off to steal your girl a and b it's just a lot of like which one yeah what girl no i just mean like like i feel like you're um whatever he's into you know younger girls who are a lot of fun i imagine uh don't get me wrong and whitney would have a great time together

Oh, Oh, I want to know. I get so much anxiety. Like when there's shade. No, it's just Austin and Whitney. It's just fun shade. And I'm 20 years younger than them. Yeah, exactly. We're going to take a quick commercial break and we right back with Sarah Gretzky. Pillows and beer listeners, our family. Do you ever have trouble picking the perfect father's day gift that will you genuinely make your dad go? Wow.

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Yeah, what is your read on Austin's type and then my type and who we would actually be happy with? How did you profile us? In like a Kardashian speak? No, no, no. Just like in life. She's spent a good amount of time with us now. How does she think? It's hard because obviously I'm going into it knowing your exes and the dynamics. But I...

I picture you. I don't even know your type. The thing is, I feel like you guys would have the same type, but not the same type at the same time. That made no sense. No, we would hook up with the same type, but then marry a different. 150%. I think we can agree on that. Hold on. Explain that. We would, we would find ourselves as we have in the past. Like we would hook where we would hook up with the same girl, but like dating wise, like who we're going to spend the rest of our lives with is going to be a different type of girl. Sure.

Okay. Austin is going to have his golden retriever with, or his, his black lab with his like,

christian all-american queen of the south maybe like future or like she was a pageant girl maybe maybe she was a um former she's gonna be a really good cook what's the country singer that i'm picturing right now like the blonde original where is this girl kelsey ballerini no not kelsey older than her um where is this girl i don't know i'm just made her up hot blonde country singer

Okay, Carrie Underwood. Yeah, I don't know. That's who I'm picturing, like who you're describing as awesome as Carrie Underwood. Yes, like his girl is going to be Southern. But Carrie looks like she can't cook.

Okay, let's just go with Southern then. It's going to be like a Southern, like she was probably prom queen. Your mom cooks amazing. Well, she's from Italy. Yes, he, no. Austin is going to strictly, maybe he'll be with like, maybe she was like a Brooks brother models like early on. Brooks brothers. Whoa. Okay. They don't make women's clothes. So that was weird. Okay. Now what about Craig?

Craig, on the other hand, might get a little bit more adventurous as we've seen him. Maybe she has a little European background. Maybe she's from New York. Maybe she's from LA. Like maybe- That's adventurous? Are you fucking serious?

Wow. Just a small town girl, you know? Yeah. Put me in a Hallmark movie and I will marry my co-star. That's who I'm going to end up marrying. If I ever get into Hallmark, I'm going to marry my co-star from the movie. Yeah. And then I'm going to yell at her. Well, not yell. Yell is a dumb word. But yeah, we'll just stick with what I was going to say. Yell at her for being not like her character that she was in the movie when we actually get married and be like, I want to be married to her character in the movie, but not her in real life. Wow.

So does Craig marry a brunette or a blonde? Craig marries a... I feel like a brunette. I don't know. Yeah, I think so too. Dancing with the Stars is another place that I could find my partner.

Oh, why don't you go on it? The girl that got me on the show just walked by the store and flicked all of us off. That was interesting. Who was that? It was like Whitney's assistant when he just developed the show. Was that, oh, it was like a real flick off? Well, yeah, like we're in the store. Well, I don't know. I don't know if it's real or not, but she did. She actually did this. Nice. She was like, I will find her and I will equalize her. I'm not going to give her the benefit of the doubt, his name. Yeah, that's funny. And

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I'm going to find mine in like a small town like New York or LA or something. Or what if we went overseas and you found one that like barely spoke English? Like Italy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Austin needs someone who can like watch Harry Potter with him all day long. Like he can't have someone who's like wanting to like, I don't know. Who's wanting to what? Like eat? No, you just can't have someone who's like wanting to talk like

Like, about art or, like...

basically you're setting an iq level here are you calling me uncultured because you know what he is very cultured in is tv and film and i learned that when he came on my podcast because he does have a lot of knowledge and you both love rom-com so you're both set up perfectly to be oh yeah well then we have to add your your uh pick to our board the holiday or love actually oh wow yeah this is

So you guys each like one? Because this is a no-brainer to me. Yeah, guess who likes which one? Oh, you like the holiday. We know. You basically. Love actually. Oh, shit. I just roasted my own fan. Oh, my God. I love you. That's weird. I'm sorry. That's interesting. That is very interesting. Well, Austin didn't let you pick, but I wanted to hear which one you would have thought. Oh, who was who? I mean, it makes sense now because there's no way Austin, and it's not a dig, but there's no way Austin can sit through

the holiday because i can't either actually he's not that happy at the end sad i know but i am so obsessed with the little boy in love actually it's bizarre like nuisance kid he he makes the film for me wow well let's just all agree on definitely maybe we're going to talk about cute little kids and yes there are a couple definitely maybe

With Ryan? Yes. Love him. Our good friend Ryan. That typecast ass. That typecast ass motherfucker. I love his stuff. Austin gets annoyed at typecasting with some people. And I look forward to typecasting. Sarah, I just said this. That the proposal, right? Because Craig and I were talking about rom-coms and Craig was like, oh, the proposal. I'm like, oh, really? Because Ryan Reynolds is the same person in every single movie. He's just like,

You know, he's like a chatterbox who just talks and talks and talks and he's handsome and gets away with everything. But, you know. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. I guess that's why Craig identified me.

But my personal favorite question to ask. Yeah. Well, that one's good. Oh, is that who that is? I just said, I was just like talking. She said, wait, I will know. I like him and Ted Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds and him had a movie together where they switch places. That's great. The changeup is awesome. Very good. I don't know. That one's tough. I thought you were talking about that one's not guy from forgetting Sarah Marshall.

No, that's Jason. Oh, Jason. Who is that guy? People are listening right now and then they're yelling. They're like, it's Jason and forgetting Sarah Marshall. Nick, who is it? We all know. Jason Segel. Jason Segel. I thought that's who you're talking about. No, no, no. You know Jason Sudeikis. Yeah, yeah. Ted Lasso. Did you not watch Ted Lasso? No, that's... Oh, yes, yes, yes. Come on. Yes, yes. It's stupid as fuck. Yeah.

Whoa there, Austin. What? Ted Lasso? You watched it at a sad point in your life. No. Yeah, you have a cold heart. It's so good and cute and like, I love the stripper in it. She's great. Love her. What's her name? She's so great. I only made it through episode two. Wait. What? Wait. Who told you it was stupid? No, no, no. Everyone's telling me it's awesome.

He was in a dark place. No. Definitely. That's what I think. I think he was watching it in a sad place. And so he couldn't not appreciate the small little love stories that were blossoming. Isn't that why people watch rom-coms? Is to, like, who cares? Yeah, but if you're in a dark enough place. And then you can be like, fuck this. I'll never be happy. This is all. Like, love's not, like. No, it's not real.

He himself was going probably through a breakup with Olivia Wilde too, though. So it's so real and raw, I feel like, the whole thing. Did you just say it's real and raw that a football coach from Wichita State coaches a fucking professional soccer team? Did you just say it's real and raw? You're getting way too in the weeds about the bullshit of it. You know what I mean?

Nothing about it is real and or raw. It's such a good story about how to manage people, how to talk to people, how to just be a good fucking person. And when the bad guys do good stuff at the end and you're just so happy. We definitely triggered Austin. We hit a nerve. Yeah. Ted Lasso was real and raw. Wow. As if he's the modern day, let's just say it. Come on. Dude, when they give him the coaching job at the end. Who's my favorite actor, Sarah? You said Daniel Day-Lewis. That's right.

Okay, so Ted Lasso is the new Daniel Day-Lewis, huh, Jerry? No, I'm saying real and raw is like he, the way he's acting and going through it with a divorce in Ted Lasso, he's probably going through a breakup with Olivia Wilde at the same time. That's real and raw. I love Olivia Wilde. Real and raw. Ted Lasso. So you give Jerry, give a Rotten Tomatoes score for Ted Lasso right now. Talk into the microphone. Well, I don't agree with it.

Craig just sat back and crossed his arms. I don't agree with Rotten Tomatoes. Give your score. Rotten Tomatoes is 91%. 92. Eisen, 92. What did you say? It's 91. 67 all day. You're so wrong. 91 and a half. I watched it again this weekend. That's my season two is about to come out. You're 60. No.

All right, so how about Mythic Quest? Do you watch Mythic Quest? No. Do you guys watch Mythic Quest? What the fuck is Mythic? That's a meme I share. It's an Apple TV show. It's got Mac from Always Sunny and their video game developers. What?

uh yeah i've seen definitely missed that one that's how i ended up with fucking sweet tooth this weekend sweet tooth is trash superstore actually it's not bad it's not bad sweet tooth isn't bad it's just it's funny because austin earlier was like i feel like i'm getting to the end i'm on episode eight and i was like little do you know that's the last episode sarah are you an outer banks girl um no what

I mean, that's not to say I'm not. I just haven't seen it. Okay, that personally affects me. I feel like if we knew that before our trip, we wouldn't have talked to you. Oh, my God. Out of all the shows, that's the show that would say no? That's what we're pledging our allegiance is pledged to Outer Banks. Outer Banks got Craig and I through a really weird time in our lives. It's all filmed here. Oh, okay.

You know what we did talk about, Austin and I did talk about that I love is, I can't think of the name. What's the guy who does Righteous Gemstones? Love him. Oh, Danny. Yeah. Yeah, he's a man.

Yeah. Are you late? So what's your guys' favorite show, including you, Sarah? What's your favorite shows, like, all time? Like, top three. Like, of all categories. Laguna Beach, OC. The OC, Friday Night. And what was the one when we were kids? Dawson's Creek. And Peaky Blinders. Ow. You have to add some gangster murder shit in there at some point. I'm so...

Can I, can I get that? Like, can you guys one at a time do the recap? Because I just want to make sure I never discussed this. I'm no one to the office because that's on my personal list. The office in the golf tournament this weekend. And, uh, Kevin from, from the office is going to be love, love Brian, Brian Baumgartner. Yes. And then, um, and, and, uh,

David Wallace. David Wallace?

Yeah. Like that's just, that's amazing. I just love The Office. Now to me, when people say, what are your favorite shows? It means what shows can you watch 9,000 times? That's what I think. And The Office is one of them. Sex and the City is one of them. And I mean, I hate to be that basic of a bitch, but it's just top of mind right now. I mean, I won't go as far as to say all time fave, but I mean, Friends is something that I just-

I agree. Craig, do you like Friends or not? Yeah. I hate Seinfeld. That's my unpopular opinion. Oh, Entourage? Amazing. Watch that 10,000 times. Yeah, that's probably the only TV show I can watch over and over. Movies like Wedding Crashers I can watch over and over. Which Wedding Crashers 2, by the way? Come on. Wait, so what was the one with...

That sounds like a friends episode. She just did the new Mighty Ducks. The one with the girl from Mighty Ducks. What was her show? Gilmore Girls. Yeah, Gilmore Girls. Craig's dog. Wait, so I felt like that would have been Sarah's. Here, what was your Friday night lineup though? So I watched Step By Step, like Family Matters, Urkel, and then Step By Step when I was a little kid. And Step By Step was my favorite.

I don't even remember what was on Friday nights, to be honest. Honestly, I'm from Texas. I was at the football games. Oh, see, I had a bedtime. You should love Friday Night Lights. I do. I do love, but I got into Friday Night Lights like three years ago. Like, I did not watch it in real time. That's even better. Because I was like, I'm from here. I'm from a town. I don't care. You should watch it when you're pregnant. I'm buddies with Jason Street. I am too.

with scott porter how do you know him scott film dear john our um yeah dear john here with channing i uh i have met him in my semester abroad in prague when i was watching friday nights in 2009 and we partied yeah i took him into the dollar and everyone was like jason street can walk and i was like what are they talking about and he's like yeah i kind of play this quarterback that's in a wheelchair on a tv show definitely friends with tim riggins

And that is like his, like when people find that out, no matter who they are, my friends are like, Ty knows Tim Riggins. I'm like, yeah. I'm in Texas forever, babe. Yeah. He's, he still lives in Austin. Great guy. But dear John, that was a throwback I wasn't ready for. I'm not going to, I would never watch that. I heard what happens at the end and that they don't get back together. And I was like, why the fuck would I watch a movie where they don't get back together? It's insane to me. Wow. So it's not a happy ending, right? Is it a Nicholas Sparks book? Oh yeah, of course.

Doesn't he film all his movies in Charleston? We've got no bug, dear John. What was the one with Miley? What did he say? That's it. The last song. They're eating.

Yeah, question. Do you eat while you're doing your podcast? I don't. Thank you. But I get enough shit as I am because I'm a girl and I am a millennial and she talks too fast. You're not a millennial. Are you? How old are you? I'm 30. I'm a millennial though. What am I then? I think you guys are millennials. I'm 26. We are. Yeah. I thought millennial was like after 96. No, I think you might be Gen Z.

I'm definitely not Gen Z. Don't you dare put me in that category. I just learned what chuggy means. Yeah, I'll never. That's my least favorite thing that has happened in the last, other than whatever the bad stuff. But that word, if I ever start saying that, I'm going to be pissed. You won't. This was really fun. I know. Do we have one more question, Austin, or no? I mean, what's your biggest pet peeve? Oh, I have a good question. Okay.

The biggest pet peeve is fine. You can answer that. I'm very irritable. That's a hard question for me because there's a lot. I get really annoyed by people easily. I don't like being touched or hearing people chew. Are you friends with Austin?

Honestly, one of my biggest... I love telling people to touch Craig. Yeah. Austin, when we're out, he'll be like, hey, if you want to meet Craig, what he really appreciates is physical touch. It's his love language. His physical touch. And people will start coming up and touching me, and I'll be like, goddammit, I know Austin's here somewhere. It's actually brilliant, if you think about it. It is.

He likes to mess with you. Honestly, this isn't very original, but I get really annoyed when people sneeze five times, ten times. I'm sorry, but I do. I love that. That's funny. It's original. I'm not proud of that, but I get really irritated when that happens. What was your question? You get to ask me and Austin any question that you've ever wanted to ask us. You get to ask us any question. Okay. Even about like...

Anything you want. Oh, trust me. We also tell you most stuff anyway. I know. I know. But I'm thinking like, what do the people want to hear? You know, like, what is the question? A longtime listener is screaming, Sarah, ask him that. Yeah, exactly. Do I ask you, is it the same for both of you? Or do I do one question? You're hosting for the next like four or five minutes.

Okay, just like random. I have an intense question and I have like a fun fact question. I'd say like the more the better. Okay, ready? Just like very curious about your sleeping situations. How many sheets do you guys sleep under? Are you guys like a duvet and a sheet? Are you a duvet, a cover? I'm a top sheet guy. I have to have a top sheet. And then...

currently I have a comforter on the bed, but I'd rather have this thick blanket that I have in the guest room, but top sheep top, I can't sleep without a top sheet. Love it. Um,

Top sheet is for the birds. I have no top sheet. I know that's a non-popular opinion. And then I will almost put like one leg under my duvet and one leg out. And I always wrap my neck in a fuzzy blanket. Oh my God. You are literally, besides a fuzzy blanket, you are Ty. Ty has one leg out, a leg under, and he has pillows on his head.

Wait, leg out? I never heard of this leg out thing. One leg under and one leg out because I'm like, I'm too hot. I'll tuck the blankets. I'll kick my legs up in the air so that they come under me and then I'll put my legs down. So I cocoon myself a little bit. Kick my legs up? And if I'm like, I don't know. I know. I don't even try to understand that. You like your pants like this.

Yeah, the monsters will get me. Obviously, the monsters will get you if you leave your feet out of the sheets. Sorry, Jerry, say it again. Do you sleep with your feet out of the sheets? I sleep with the sheets. My feet have to be outside of the sheets. No, so I don't use the top sheet. You don't cover anything. No, and then I have one leg under my duvet and one leg out. He just sleeps with a duvet.

Yeah. Just, just to do that. And then Jerry, I'm telling you that the blanket that I have is like fire. Right. And you wrap it around and, and, and it's just like a thing. How often do you wash your sheets though? Oh, every like four days. Yeah. Same. And then how important is a ceiling fan?

uh, imperative. Can you sleep without a ceiling fan, Sarah? Um, yes, only because in LA ceiling fans are not very popular, but I have to have like a fan of some sort, but I can live without a ceiling fan. It just has to be a fan. I need noise.

All right, cool. Well, thanks for joining us, Sarah. It's so fun. I know. Thanks for having me. I know, I love you. I know, I love you guys. I miss you. Sarah and her little girl that hasn't been born yet. Hasn't been born and doesn't have a name. Everyone keeps asking me. I'm like, she's nameless. That's such a weird thing to ask, in my opinion. I get asked every single... I'm like, do you guys... Naming a dog is hard. Imagine naming a child. You have to say that name a billion times. Yeah.

God, that's a whole other conversation we could have one day. It's amazing. I'll be there when you need help. Do you want to know my girl name? Oh, I would love to. You're telling names? I mean, whatever. My girl name's Penelope. Oh, so cute. What's yours, Austin? Fire. I don't have one. Danger. You've never heard a name and thought, I'm going to name my daughter that. What did you say, Craig? Danger. Danger.

No, no, no. He said Penelope. Oh, well, yeah. I've got the Penelope pillows in the store. Yeah, yeah. I've heard a few names that I really like, but I can't think of the top of my head at the moment. Austin's going to be... Austin's going to have a girl first. Craig's going to have a boy first. But Craig's going to have more girls than boys. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to have a girl first for sure. I'm going to have multiple daughters. They're all going to be...

Trouble like their mother. I'm going to drink. Drink myself to sleep every day. Okay, Sarah, we love you. We love you. And Film Ads, I love you so much. All right, well, stay tuned. Guys, everyone, this is Sarah Gretzky and her podcast, The Net Chicks. And you can listen to it everywhere you can listen to our podcast. And that's all here with our good...

And Sarah, we want to thank her very much for coming on to our 20th episode. 20th episode, Craig, of Pillows and Beer. Sarah, thank you so much. It was a blast. Thank you to our listeners. You guys have kept us going. I know we haven't been the most consistent people in the world with days of the week, but we're getting better. Audio should be fixed by now. And we can't wait for you guys to see what we have in store. And we can't wait to see what happens in the future.

in our future episodes. So until next time, guys, which hopefully is in a couple of days, that's me and Austin from Pillows and Beer. See you next week.

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